for 2 edition
>>217623683
Why is Anthony Joshua SO zesty This nigga is meant to be a heavyweight boxerKnocks people out for a livingLooks like he'd be better suited as a cashier at sephora
Too sad about Biffy Clyro to post properly
>>217624155AhaYh..
>>217624155Bloody good post
No gay thoughts today
soon
>>217624155he's fighting a youtuber next week
>>217625428both of these would get it
>>217623683>almostbro wasn't committed
>>217625458get what? they're not real
>>217625428How many gemmies you got?I'm sitting at a comfy 101k so I should have no trouble getting /mygirls/ to UE50
>>217625433its been cancelled
found some nigga weed ont he floor. WWYD in this situation
>>217623650so glad that we voted this gimmick of the year
LOL
>>217625482the council of bergs
>>217625458Yes a key laden fist right into their cheek
>>217625433hope he thlapth him thilly
>>217625472yeah bro you are definitely going to get the OF whore or fat ass random bitch no. 13718724812 fro a webm asshole andor pussy. hope she reads this btw. hope you definitely go fuck the random whore that got posted in the thread, because he DEFINITELY wants you
If you love what you do then you’ll never work another day in your life.
what are you getting your mum for christmas, lads?
>>217625482witches
We should start shooting any and all cats found outside like they do in Australia£8 a pelt
>>217625518melty
my printer is still fucked
>>217625433Jake by KOunironically
>>217625525got her some birkenstocks she wanted and just choccies like ferrero roche she doesn’t like me spending too much on her but i insistmight have to slip a cheeky zara gift voucher into the mix x
>>217625525$45 in damages (paying the solicitor 300 pounds, shes paying hers 300 pounds too) stupid fucking bitch. enjoy your 45
>>217625536awful post
I’ve kept every Christmas and birthday card I’ve ever got from my mum since I was 16 I’m 27 now. not sure if that’s gay like but whatever
you so fucking precious when you smile
>>217625476probably ~80k between pyros and tickets
>>217625482lmaoing@catberg who decided to look away
>>217625540stfy simp faggot theres a much higher chance that I go get pussy than you, and thats probably why you sit here simping over videos of ugly bitches. again, hope she reads your reply, fag
coped a 'd 'ull when i were out
>>217625525jumpers and smellies
>>217625567he's on a oneand the one he's on?well let's just say it's...mad
sucking a coffe
>>217625536No this is horrible.
have 72.1K carrots now maaaaybe still might get 75k in time for kitasan banner
jake paul could be an actual fighter if he stopped doing these meme fights
>>217625476>>217625577i'll be happy with one of each of the trinity girls because my real target is hina
>>217625596i'm not even him you melon i just know a melty when i see one
>>217625638no he couldn't that's why does meme fights
>>217625536youre black
>>217623683gen alpha are aging terribly
Pokémon
>>217625567>>217625627>>217625663FIDF out in full force I see
>>217625658you are a faggot. hope you get some PUSSSSSYYYYYY. oh, of course you wont. bitch im done with giving a shit about women, stupid cunts
>>217625639Didn't get her last Fes? Or do you need to UE her?
wanking 3 days in a row what are we saying?
rorke's been had herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS926ikMPys
>>217625567>>217625627>>217625663Only faggots and goat herders like catsGet them turned into XL bully chew and sex toys
>>217625659he could tho
wish i lived in a 1960s interpretation of a sci-fi fufure
time to go play daiwa scarlet 4 times
>>217625694double triple omega ultra giga melty
>>217625704ktim for the past 16 years
Lol it’s over
>>217625695i started playing after her last banner
>>217625733yeah you are omega male. even lower than BETAS
>>217625728the outfits are pretty sexy tbqh
>>217625757bro stop having a meltdown and i will stop winding you up it really is that simple
>>217625740sir slava ukraina
>found some weed on the floorWWYD?? be honest
>>217625746Rough. At least she's easily borrowable. Good luck on your rolls
Hi, I'm Tom Pearl and i'm going to eat my own diarrhea
>>217625791smoke it obviously
>>217625740what's going on?
>>217625791report it to the police obviously
>>217625770(lower than) BETA MALEFAAAAAAAAAG
https://vocaroo.com/19rEA2E9GT5Chello lads
>>217625791sweep it up and toss it in the trash
>>217625738>>217625820Putin
remember thinking daria was a good intelligent show but i've rewatched it and it's some cringey shit about a pseudointellectual girl who thinks liking pizza is a personality
>>217625825beta af
+50k to my carats balance
is liking Sylvia Plath a red flag for a woman?
rorke on a mad one
>>217625851yeah that was always the pointshe just needed a good shagging really
>>217625840she should try sucking my dick
>>217625797shiraoki-sama will bless us both
Soup eating man inside going SLURP SLURP SLURP
>dai 2nd place maiden IM GOING TO KILL MYSEEEEEEEEEELF!!!!
>>217625740How is Zelensky SO short
>>217625848don’t know him
>>217625832what the hell is this noise
>>217625840every time I see ruby granger it makes me so sad because she is a fraud and I'm a male version of herit reminds me of how awful I am
1 carat = 0 carats and you are poor at tracen academy and in real life
not a fan of this whole employment malarkey
>>217625900how is she a fraud? how are you a fraud?
>>217625896recorded me computer turning on (it takes a while)
What won Gimmick of the Year?I missed it
>>217625926pooseal
>>217625926take a wild guess
drinking wee
the missus
rorke???
There is literally no point in life if you don't have a gf/wife who loves you.I am a hollow husk of a man. 29 years on this planet and I have never had a gf, a kiss without paying for it, sex without paying for it. I am not overweight or ugly, but I think there is something about my personality or speech that women find deeply offputting. Women can absolutely sense autism from 100 miles away, and I'm not even that autistic really.
>>217625910because she pretends to enjoy academia but she just wants to be hermione
>The Executive Council of Australian Jewry (ECAJ), which advocates nationally on behalf of Australian Jewssimply don't believe they decided to call themselves that
>>217623633would rather have this type of finnish gf
>>217625851I like the 90s vibe of the show more than anything. Some episodes are very comfy
>>217625907what's going on here?
>>217625961and what do you have in common with that? you want to be harry potter?
>>217625926charlie bighams
NOT spending carats on career runs is a huge waste, if you think about it. here is why: the situation: you win trophies at the start of your account, and get gems for it the meta - or what everyone else does - is spending their carrots on banner pulls, for cardsthis is a huge waste because you get carrots for trophies one time, and you spend it on gettig better career runs (but not doing careers) instead, or instead of doing careersshouldnt you get a really good inspiration uma for getting 1st place in it for the first time? you will never get those carrots again and its spent instantly on one random banner this is the same when it isnt for parent umas because there is a choice to get races (sparks, skills, fans) or a good TTs uma by using your turns. if you spend most of the carrots from a trophy on umas you roll like 10 umas
>Charlie Bigham>doesn't contain a large portion of ham
>>217625959you need to either date a woman way below your looks level or move to a country where dating isn't rigged (i.e america or eastern europe)
>>217625990well I pretend to like academics but I never actually study and just want to be perceived as smart
>>217625941>>217625993Cringe forced Reddit shit? Say it ain't so >>217625947I would've voted for "glod" or horse posting
>>217625840I want to suck her clit
>>217626030double reddit spacing canadian leaf fuck
>>217625959fuck off escortmongyou would fit in better in /britfeel/
>tell girl I've recently gotten into photography>she asks to see what I've taken>warn her I'm still very much an amateur, but send her some anyway>no constructive criticism, just says they suck and I should quit
>>217626067she's negging you because she wants your cock
>>217626043You can only do double spacing on 4chan
>>217626067Post some pictures
*doesn't have a chip on my shoulder**surfs like they do in the USA**flies down to sydney like they do in the USA, on a sunny christmas day**doesn't hesitate or beat around the bush**walks around with a perpetual smile on my face*
>>217625886
anybody else only eat air frier and microwave slop? never cooked a potato or made spag bol myself me
>>217626085did he ever say thank you
>>217626083the man the myth the legend
>>217625990also she doesn't have a personality outside of her obsession and I am the sameI don't do anything interesting and use studying as an excuse
>>217625926Autumnclue
penis willy
>>217626018>you need to either date a woman way below your looks levelLooks like that way but I doubt even a fattie would want me in today's age>where dating isn't rigged (i.e americalol
>a country where dating isn't rigged (i.e america
>>217626067Jesus christ how did you control yourself from smashing her face in really fucking hard
DTtoil looms
>>217626131>>217626151by america i mean the midwestnot the california, florida, nyc
l award escort mong worst gimmick of the year. l'm sure even that will give him some sick satisfaction as at least he's getting attention online
>>217626067>he failed the shit test
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HO6GXl3z3pEhere are your asian girls timmy
>>217625673So true
>>217623650Don’t ruin Charlie Binghams for me :(
Mental how there was no gimmick of the year
>>217623683Right well that’s a nonce isn’t it
>>217626067ktim but with some electronic music i was dabbling with
>>217625840>Christmas as we know it is a Victorian invention, largely from Charles Dickens a Christmas carol Lol what?
>>217626178reckon its sacked tranny same stilted autistic cadencejust don’t get these people who try to be an annoying negative presence at all times how is that fulfilling or enjoyable
>>217626213bigham won mate we all did it when you weren't here
sieg heil fellow natsocs
hes right rorke
rorke turning on the family computer and typing www.sex.com into the address bar on internet explorer
>>217626261heil hitler, heard any news from the other provinces?
this site is a psyop for incel chuds
>>217626245l've suspected that too. Plus tilde likes to imagine himself an epic oldfag because he's been on 4chan for 15 yrs but he's boring and unimaginative and cant come up with good posts.
>>217626275screaming and howling and waving my arms in the air he is JUST like this
https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
ain't nothing wrong with being racist
Sir Early Life
Oy vey
Drown the cats in the fucking river
sir gay porn
>>217626261o/
>>217626116no the ungrateful swine
building a time machine and shooting the first ever jews in minecraft
>>217626315This is just sad
>>217626275That’s actually a pretty good porn site
>>217626240the tree/christmas crackers were victorian, christmas being a family thing was dickens
>>217626315woke website censors the n word
>>217623650
>>217625562If this were real, what would be the point of hiring a solicitor? Obviously you'd just represent yourself and settle out of court or something wouldn't you?
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great stuff lads
>>217626360Mad what you can do in minecraft these days
>>217626356he's been picking his belly button raw
>>217626356sexy belly
>>217626315don't think it worksit shows 0 votes for everything>>217626383want to make a new one?
poo hidden
>>217626360think that's the only way you can get mending books now lad
>>217626396Gotta be the gherkin, a rich tapestry of imaginative thought
>>217626384Mental how hard she got bogged
poo squelching
i voted for rorke
I WANT TO BE A WOMANITS NOT FAIR
here we go
>>217626396>>217626407it shows now
deepthroating a pack of fridge raiders
right *exits stage right*
>>217626478gherkin on topone more votes lads and the neoliberals have won it
>>217626315>>217626478FAKE WEBSITE IT GRABS YOUR IP
it’s official, poo nigger has won gimmick of the year
alright lads how's the sex with the girlfriends / wives going
i will never find a woman in this country
Spent the day applying for a job I'm already doing. Was also extremely hungover and tired. I was reclined in my chair in the office sleeping at one point and a girl showed up and knocked the door and startled me. The application system was absolute dog shit, I had to create an account to apply for an internally advertised job, upload my CV and then effectively put everything that was already in my CV into the system using drop down boxes and shit. Back on the whisky again, I'll start being sober tomorrow
>>217626478
>>217626518all websites do that you mong
Just spent 12 minutes watching a woman fail to make 3 Victorian recipes and confuse the words "ascertains" with "suggests"
>>217626510as always the neoliberal bulls keep winning
>>217626497I've got some packs of those. I meant to put them in my cup noodles but ended up just eating them as is
>>217626522not going at all is it
a hearty and hale poo nigger to you all this cwltschmas good sirs
>>217626356beautiful dueling scar sir
ipoo grabber
mumberg sat on her arse playing her stupid candy crush game instead of making my dindins fucking not right
>>217626531
>>217626522received a nice blozzer from the gf yesterday
mad how I was smacking around all those atheists, last nite was a movie
>>217626545Something unappealing about her feet
>>217626549need a link
sir dog mascot
>>217626568
>>217626556u wot
fishy fanny smell coming from my knob even though it's not a fanny
>>217626594Poo dog LMAO
Brush teeth twice daily: 1 pointFloss daily: 1 pointMouthwash: 1 pointShower daily: 2 pointsNew boxers daily: 1 pointHow do you fare?
>>217626594rasheed seething
>>217626594
>>217626567grow a pair and rape her already
>>2176266170 points and if you have more you're a poof
>>217626604I usually put fridge raiders in my cup noodles but this time I just ate them out of the packet.
>>217626617Like Ireland typically at Eurovision
>>2176266175
>>217626617One point
>>217626642That's a man btw.This is a real woman.
don't fall for the yank dataminer
>>217626642wish I could pass that welllife is unfair will be killing myself shortly
sir iosif stalin
>>217626654sounds horrible mate
Any man who wants to take revenge on the world in
>>217626699*raises paw*
>>217626617>brush my teeth on average once every 1 1/2 day>floss never flossed in me life me only when I cant get it out with my finger>mouthwash on occasion>shower once every 4 months me usually>change boxers maybe once every 2 weeks usually when they start to smell since I spaff in them
>>2176266170
*raises paw*
>>217626694no tranny passes irl
Fridge raiders are utter dogshit
>>217626709vile runt
>>2176266175 and i shower 2-3 time/day and floss 3 times/daymouthwash is bad for you. use a tongue scraper
flag on
having a poo tonight
>>217626691yeah the corporations are really interested in how filthy 4chan incels are >>217626709bizarre
eating poo and drinking wee
>>217626315current winner is The Gherkin and Cronem with 2 votes
>one chance at life>born to be an incel and never know true affection from a womancool
>>217626694>manly face>wide, manly shoulders>manly hands>manly chest scrunched together to give the impression of titsnot really passing is it
john baildon sex arse
sir lavrentiy beria
>start new world in Minecraft to give me something to do away from the dark and unpleasant outside>it's always dark and unpleasant in the worldCan't escape
wondering if that lad who wanted to go out last night got bummed
>>217626758good. couldnt have happened to a more deserving prick. fuck you
sir lefty pol
>>217626642i can tell this is a man but I can't tell you how I can tellthere's nothing outwardly manly or anything that screams bloke but it's just there, loomingmust be those pheromones or whatever
sir poo nigger
>>217626707>>217626719But how do we go about this task?
>>217626581here's one mate :)https://www.google.co.uk
>>217626697>>217626654Not tried this, I usually slice up a pepperami and chuck that in the noodles tho, it's pretty good
and then everyone glapped
>>217626790l went out last night and didnt get bummed might mean me?
>>217626315I suppose I'll close the voting at 9pm so get your votes in unless you want the gherkin to win
got a bit of time to waste before football and bed
>>217626819odious little worm
>>217626785Haha fucking gutted mateGUTTED
>>217626837was you drunk?
gorpheus has been arrested on suspicions of terrorism
>>217626785why are you in vancouverget over to britain right this minute
>>217626792Why am I deserving?
>>217626808clownish makeup and bonish face
>>217626785at least you've got all those mushrooms1 red 1 brown in a bowl with a dandeliondelicious soup that keeps you full for ages
>>217626857yeah and looking for weed dogends. Was quite successful and didnt see anyone else
having a poo later
>>217626842You’ve come to the right place, fren
sir vile spidernonce
>>217626842make sure to vote for GOTYhttps://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
our new tourism mascot :3
the best thing about minecraft is there's no dirty black nigger bastards
>>217626897same. it's penciled in, as it were
>>217626919the umaroo
>>217626909This is the worst organised poll I've ever seen
>>217626919umroo x
>>217626919cor
>>217626894ok stay safe ladyou never know when could get a serious bumming
>>217626870have a guess
jittery bitch dying to get fucked calm by rorke
going to do some nice tasty burritos for tea
>>217626919mousenonce would shag this thing rotten
>>217626953because I moan about escorts being useless?
umroo and umbunny liked up x
>>217626922endermen>steal shit>freak out if you look them in the eye>can't swim>were introduced in the same update as watermelon, roast chicken and iron bars
i love alcohol
>>217626919they know what they're doing
>>217626922he's on the cover
>>217626919imagine how hard this thing could kick your bollocks
One time I ate a whole watermelon by myself, it was out of control
timmy mad cos cronem GOTY
>UK Wants All Mobiles to Block Explicit Images Unless You Prove AgeWhy are they so obsessed with this? Can we don't do something about potholes or energy prices?
>>217626808it's literally the entire shape and proportions of the body and the arms. girls with boyish figures don't look like that, chubby or thick girls don't look like that, even roided out girls don't look like that. no matter how thin, shapeless, or muscley a girl might be they never look like that
>>217626955you’re also an stv refugee or something?
>>217626994would need a forklift to handle her
>>217626964nope try again
>>217627005melty
get it fucking made wont warn you againthe new should be made bang on 300 so get it made
>>217626994feel bad for women with giant boobs they either have to accept being a giant titted freak and have everyone stare at them constantly or get the cut off leaving ugly scars
>>217626909voted on the poll but my choice didn't update
Scales were up 1kg from fridayeven though I know I haven't added 1kg of fat to my body I still feel defeated since I was on a good downwards trend
>>217627031Gonna have to enlighten me lad x
>>217623633>>217623633>>217623633
>>217626897corit's not improbable then that we might end up dropping the kids off at the pool at the same timestatistically speaking
>>217627006keir wants the hypnotube bandwidth all to himself
Self harm time
>>217627086Outing yourself here lad
mambo
>>217627052>get the cut off leaving ugly scarsno choice at all really
>>217627060takes a few minutes
>>217627101>>217627101>>217627101
>>217627104>>217627104>>217627104
>>217627010yeah i guess
They need to understand that remigration is the easy option
