The Mars Volta edish
/pol/mongs go home
Gimmick Of The Year Awards sub-edition.Make sure to vote before 9pm via Strawpoll.We currently have votes from 5 countries.https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
Time is running out
Wish I lived in the star wars world
reminder that /brit/ is an LGBTQ+ supportive general
uma fags are not welcome
>>217630795*shoves you down a flight of stairs*
Milf mummy head of mi6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0ABGVcnel4
mans got ops from vvardenfell to the summerset isle
Can't wait to cook roast potatoes for the festive holiday
>Councillor stole £150,000 from mental health charity to spend on South American male prostitutes and crystal meth omdz
rorke throwing it all the way back
>>217630795why? it seems really shit and miserable for everyone except for like 5 people
>>217630818Yeah I trust her opinion of Russia over some poltard, sorry Rorke
nth for the holodem
>>217630811You have vitamin d deficiency you australoid rat
>>217630795Wish you did too and got put in the mind melter doohickey
hoisted by his own petard
new GeoRorke video dropped
>>217630864'
take a lookwhat a sight to behold...phew, it's all overthe last lands of the FCU, the federation of central usea
>>217630873learned some new words did you, rorke?
>>217630783Currently 44 votes.Don't forget to vote before 9pm so we can hear the opinion of every /brit/ poster.
just love rolling around in poo
>>217630795which one? theres thousands
>>217630862Her grandfather was a Nazi collaborator, sweetie xx
>>217630801>What do we do when we're outnumbered?>What do we say when it's all over?>Where are we supposed to go when>People take our homes and it’s all gone?>It's all gone[Verse 2]>We are the last ones in a very long line>We'd like to have sons but they're worrying times>Please understand us, we've done nothing wrong>And we're strongbit on the bloody nose mate
>>217630902Yes we get that you want to lick his arse hole clean, stop spamming his shit videos
>I trust her opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VgWgSrcBkEscreaming and shitting myself over this
that's an um
rorke getting murdered by tusken raiders
ROARING>Furious darts star Cameron Menzies explodes into a rage and piles punches into his DRINKS TABLE, splitting his hand open, after being dumped out of Ally Pally by a 20-year-old debutanthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-15385549/Cameron-Menzies-punches-DRINKS-TABLE-darts.html
>>217630783For me it’s “black pussy CHANGED Rorke”
>>217630919<< IT'S TIME >>
it looks like a horse's backside
>>217630842You can be free. Live where you want, work on what you want, shag who you want. Not like this fucking miserable island of henpecked queers on a conquered planet
>>217630944wish i looked like that
youre um dumb
>>217630944would scran that
>>217630944thick logs of smelly male poo exit that hole on a near daily basis
What's with all the EUcuck flags posting cringe cuck shit?
Made the botting too obvious as always
Right well that's a man with bleach blonde hair and a shaved and bleached arse hole too
>>217630919Asexual combat
>>217630983umma
>>217630978At three votes, it's certainly a popular choice!Thanks for voting and make to keep in touch on social media via the hashtag #GOTY.
>>217630896>>217630969
>>217630990If you looked like that I would rape you to an inch of your life. Hours upon hours of constant fucking
>>217630985you still need money and transport>Not like this fucking miserable island of henpecked queers on a conquered planetyeah instead you can live on a planet of henpecked queers or a swamp planet or a desert planet or be a literal slaveyou wouldn't be a jedi mate
>>217631027gross
warms my heart knowing how many troons, faggots, etc are offing themselves this time of year
deep space nine prolapse wormhole
invented a new word copinionit combines the word cope and opinionlike nice copinion you goycattle zogbot
If Umamusume: Pretty Derby Was Honest
>>217631011leftpops just spaffed in his cuckcage reading that
>>217631011And how exactly can a poo have a biological sex?
>>217631066girl poos are pink and sparkly and smell like vanilla cupcakes
>>217631050You aren't welcome here
>>217630944Oh my days
Rorke doing a wee dance
get the cronenberga farted on
>>217631056Thanks for voting for GOTY!Poo seal is a excellent choice.
>>217631066 laboratory analysis of a stool sample, specifically DNA testing, can reveal the sex chromosomes and thus the biological sex of the individual.
well that's a bum
/mug/ bros...
>>217631108So you're telling me poo has sex?
>>217631108spend much time researching girl poo vs boy poo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBLE4XAT0ZM
>tiktok ads on actual tellysorry no one discovers recipes on tiktok you lying cunts nonces discover dancing schoolgirls
rorke unironically using the word cuck like he's Paul Joseph Watson in 2016
>>217631124>>217631131...yh
Having a lie down in the lounge next to a British Pakistani from London who's headed back to Peshawar. Sound lad.
>biological sexrorke mate this has been debunked
might make a tiktok account
eating some niknakswhat do you... uh... think about that?
Britain is the most transphobic nation on Earth
>>217631117best united have looked in ages
The poll is currently neck and neck between Poo Seal and The Gherkin and Cronem for the top spot with 12 votes each.You could be the deciding vote!
>>217630745you guys got blocked or not?
>>217631137i have like 400 recipes saved from tiktok
suicide bummer
Boggles the mind that someone spends real money to use a paedo botnet just to have conversations with himself about literal tranny shit
clean shaven always
>>217630864yeah she'd get it
watching jamie oliver's latest christmas cooking program. he is such a massive twat but somehow i just always really like watching him cook things. find it quite relaxing.
*fires up the vpn*
https://www.threads.com/@chizurunakagawa__Very interesting cute schizo Japanese girl profile who talks about stds and beating her partner and being beaten by her partner, I love schizo rambling
>>217631179Yes mate we are all blocked right now
>>217631050Imagine going through the motions of protecting your daughter. Feeding them, clothing then, being worried about them when they go out. And at 15 they shave their head and cut their tits off. And people wonder why someone wouldn't want to integrate?
>>217631137deleted that garbage ages ago. most black females ive met tend to love it
Right lads, what have you been up to.No porkies this time neither
>>217631181ok nonce
>>217631224Eating poo
tonight's the night
>>217631224me sir? i've been reading tony blair's bibliography and paying my taxes
>>217631058kuso yaro
>>217631233kudos
>>217631243
>>217631192Always.
>>217631249*checks the database*That's not what it says here
Hell? You think I'm scared of hell? This. This is hell. I'm already living it.You don't know a thing.
>>217631270you are always here when anything can be interpreted as rapey
writing my autobibliography
>>217631266bloody nora
>>217631205彼氏いる女には興味ないよ
>>217631284erm that's probably my twin brother you have there, we share a first name as well ha-hah
>>217631300The rape must flow
>>217631293>tfw i spot a foreign big issue seller in my town
>>217631276>>217631301screaming
Yookay
>>217631266Be great if she bottle feed me and the bottle was a funnel from her arse and fanny
>>217631224went to toil. doing some fiddly netflix project which i made a good dent in today. went gym after. came home and had leftover curry. watching jamie oliver cook christmas stuff now. bed soon cos what's the point in being awake.
Claudia Winkleman sex
>>217631266Corr even though she has never lain with a white man
Pranking cops into thinking I'm drunk driving by drinking non alcoholic beer then driving erratically until I get pulled over
>>217631301wish I could be this cool
>>217631232mong
>>217631316Right you areNo more porn for the pair of you, got it?
>>217631301how did he get to the bar in the first place? I guess he has 2 cars
>>217631196no cap
>>217631301Kek
>>217631349>*gets done for reckless driving*
got the greeno eats onhe looks like a massive nonce
>>217631355la sir thou art a tiktok nonce
>>217631266phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrr
demon labubu rape
There's only about 6 of us in here isn't there
>>217631344*jots 'wasteman' into the notepad*
>>217631378turn your monitor on
doing lapoopoo
https://x.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2000561481705041949>An illegal immigrant has gone viral after thinking he had arrived in the UK only to be told he was actually in Russiahueling
>>217631377*opens the boot to reveal multiple recks*
might go to bed
What is this “nonce botnet” thing you hear them going on about?
time for a cheeky arse wank
>>217631395Nah there's at least a hundred of us here mate can't you tell from all the organic posting?
>>217631386shut up incel
what was the trick?
Used to be you could see how many unique IDs posted in a thread. Makes you wonder why they disabled that.
wanking a poo with my arse
Suspicious how GeoRorke sings Edelweiss and speaks German in his latest video. Not very subtle lad.
>>217631048Most people arent jedis only like 1 in a 1000.Why would you live a shit planet when you could move to a better one like boomers do when they move to Eastern Europe or SEA
I'm feeling like a Rockstar.
>>217631484Like the drink? Or like you're in a band?
if you get a taxi do you sit in the front seat or in the back?
I won’t say anything …
>>217631480Why watch it then?
>>217631459ok nonce
>>217631478Yet another reason /brit/ would be better on /bant/
/mug/loading
>>217631478I remember when the average was 60 unique posters in one thread. Imagine that now. There's fewer than 10 here now I bet
30 left before polls close.Get your vote in at https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
RESPECT
>>217631472whats this old hole whinging about?
>>217631513Good for her
>>217631472
well thats triggered my gender envy again :(
just lies there like that
>>217631513My stomach turns less at cartel videos
Oh my days lads.Got a response from the escort. And it's positive :)
>>217631553Get a grip will you Utter pansy
>>217631544Why do you, a yank, come here to /brit/, only to post /pol/ and /r9k/ slop?Subhuman retard chud.
>>217631552kys heathermong
>>217631513Generally good advice not to listen
>>217631536>>217631569Irish diaspora
>>217631572someone has to balance out all the fucking reddit and troon faggotry you brits display
they linked up!
>>217631590No, you need to kill yourself, incel nazi freak. You are intellectually disabled and unwanted. You never once post about British culture.
>>217631550you can always be a crossdresser :)
>>217631590
>>217631603who and who
>>217631590fuck off yank
>>217631550>>217631618shut up you fucking faggots
>>217631613it's an illegal gimmick
bit fucking drunk arent ibeen on the fuckoing port havent i
>>217631552Catberg's done you
Someone lend us a tenner
>>217631614>British cultureLike what? Taking about shit, being gay or diarising your horrible incel life?
At this point, there pretty much has to be intelligence that says Russia is going to invade a NATO nation by whatever date and this is us being prepared as the public
where in the bloody hell is mumberg
>>217631666Be careful with the gout old chap
just traded my heroes for ghosts
Ponyposting is so 2011
>>217631666you have, have you?
>>217631666checking those trips arent i
>>217631620extremely ironic
>>217631666it's christmas lad get stuck in
>>217631692in my bed
one for the old heads
>>217631689they're importing chinkies to fight in the three day special operationwho are they invading finland with? only possible options are jae hoon pak from north korea and my left bollock
>>217631689Literally can't wait
>>217631724hypocritical, you mean? you might have a point
what happened to that niggard woman
>>217631689I will die for the Suwałki Gap
>>217631689what r u on about
I'm watching Spy x Family
>>217630783shan't be considering this official
leave my bloody car alone
Oh my days, Spanish food is so peng. Why did nobody ever tell me?
https://youtu.be/Le_IyYLrUtQ
>>217631689Two more weeks
>>217631799Paella is just pilau but bland
paté's weird stuff innit when you think about it
yeah im gonna give my life fighting for a country that hates me and wants to replace me with 10 million nigerians and indians
>>217631767https://news.sky.com/story/uks-sons-and-daughters-need-to-be-ready-to-fight-amid-growing-russian-threat-says-head-of-armed-forces-13483860
ok mami!
is spanish food the same as mexican food
what's all this about then
>>217631834>on my 13th gap yearktim
well that's united done
>>217631850so it really was over his trump derangement syndrome thenjust goes to show eh never jump to conclusions
>>217631834ktim
>>217631850died innit
>>217631850killed his parents i reckon
>Leftypol going out of his way to defend the current system>Will I fight for it? No never
Creeps me out how deathly quiet European towns get in the evening, although it is nice not to hear lower class Brits shouting or screeching
>>217631826Alri Rasheed my son
>>217631834he has strong arms >.<
>>217631850That's what he gets for running through the wall
>Man Poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_phFDz0F30
>>217631886>>217631841will you fuck off back to your containment board? you're stinking the place up
>>217631906You are a marauding faggot
>>217631513deary me
>>217631572>>217631614Literally cringing imagining the limp-wristed effeminate specimen that would make these posts
>>217631932Wish I had a gf taller than meI suffer as a 6ft
>>217631689they already did the "revelation of the method" in modern warfare 2
Where’s that cute little umbunny then
>marauding faggot
what is this diddy blud doing in the thread
>>217631953irish cunt
>>217631939Another 2 laps there soldier were fighting for Naveen and country
>>217631940No need for that is there be nice to him
>>217631940some people are gay get over it
sir yank pope
>>217631939not before you anime fags
sir hilo /mex/
>>217631939Get lost on your way to reddit nancy boy?
>>217631689>He said that while there was only deemed by defence analysts to be a "remote" chance of up to a 5% of Russia launching a "significant direct attack or invasion" against the UK, this "does not mean the chances are zero".nothing ever happens
>>217632013>nancy boylmao are you gonna give him a wedgie? knock his books on the floor?
>>217631689>>217631745Yh itll make for some great telly
Sir Rear Harmer
I’ll never have this
>>217631850American Rorke on a mad one
>something could happen, maybe, maybe notoh wowbrilliantthis is why these geniuses are called intelligence agencies
>>217631744all those ukrainians they got. a few years of russian propaganda and they'll be the perfect meat for the grinder just like during ww2
Under 15 minutes left on the official Gimmick Of The Year Awards poll.Now is the time to cast your vote!There is only one vote separating the first and second places. A massive thank you to the 51 of you that have voted so far!https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
>>217632013oh my days you're embarrassing
>>217631850> rob's father turns atheist cause of the holocaust>so kills him and his wifegrim
>>217632064"we haven't decided yet"
>>217631973
/mug/mas is cancelled theni'll tell the children
>The average age of a first-time buyer in England has risen from 32 just before the pandemic to 34 now, official statistics show.
>>217630783It's December 13th you fucking poof, you've missed it
>>217631988CORRRRRRRRRRR THIGH HIGHS
>>217631689i mean technically they already are if you count drones and assets like in salisburyboots on the ground is extremely unlikely, this is mostly NATO article 3 obligations being ramped up because of the new 5% GDP target with the goal of further deterrence
>>217632044>Wanting to live in the cityWhat's wrong with you?
>>217632044BRRRRRRAAAAAAAP
>>217632143well that's me done
i've been yoinking my jimmy to men as of late.
Screaming
I believe in god. But I don't believe jesus was god. Don't believe Mohammad either.
>>217632136look mate at least he's making an effort
>That one porn vid you go back to regularly even after yearsWhat one is it lads?
yeah im fucking pissed might have to sick this muck up sfucks sake
>>217632182Shut up you little gimp
>>217632163knew it. disgusting nonce
>>217632190i forgot because i can't access it anymore thanks to sir kier
>>217632178believe this!*clarts you*
>>217632190Bambi blacks for a period
Remember to hydrate x
ate pop tarts instead of real food for lunch and I don't feel good
>>217632206first they came for the gooners and i did not speak up because i was not a gooner
>>217632190sheehan on BRCC
is goose nicer than turkey?
>>217632234>*Pisses down your throat*
>>217632190Um data mining alert
>>217632190i dont watch vanilla porn anymore but when i didhttps://www.xvideos.com/video.ufpkmh46c9/power_of_healing_is_in_pussy
>>217632190My favourite porn video that I can't find anymore is a Polish girl being absolutely fucking disgusted when getting fucked by a black refugee. At the start of the video his cock is so incredibly dry going in and out of her pussy but by the end of the video his cock is so unbelievably soaking wet while her face is bright red and she can barely muster a grunt.
>>217632036>>217632075Nancy boys seething and dilating hahahahaha
>>217632242both shite
viet fuckin nam
>>217632242Nah, Turkey's are sound
>>217632190
>>217632165scrommiting at thisalthought they plainly just fucking killed her
>>217632256even north koreans are more free
never had goose
so those girls who go for those kpop korean ladsdo they know they got small penii?
>>217632294Get a VPN lad
>>217632261You should consider sleeping in a lake
>>217632274for me it's 242
>>217632294this one works here, what does it give you on your end?https://fap18.net/xvideos/video-5202801/power-of-healing-is-in-pussy/?e=ufpkmh46c9
all im saying is you mfs who keep calling me unc will not be laughing when it's your age group getting drafted to WW3
>>217632294tell me what you want downloaded and i will sent a usb stick to you
>this one works hereyou mean in america? where they don't have these laws? wow that's amazingfucking stupid twat
>>217632206>i forgotmemory of a gooner ladies and gents
>>217632261need to see thisare they lying on the floor?
>>217632317London poofs should be rangebanned
>>217632072This shite is quite obviously getting rigged by heatherfreak
Need another poo
And the Gimmick Of The Year Award goes to The Gherkin and The Cronem!Well done!Thanks to all 55 of you that voted and see you next year.
This is pure AI. Band, song, music video, everything.https://youtu.be/C8Qf02pZ4qc?t=12
>>217632072>Voting closed 6 seconds ago.FUCK OFF
>>217632363no you don't understand, everyone LOVES the gimmick that is spammed by one mentally ill person and 90% of the thread has filtered
sad to see that the gimmick of the year vote is being rigged by zeidy and heathermonga /brit/ instiution, thrown to the trash
>>217632364what are you like
>>217632379>Gimmick Of The Year Award goes to The Gherkin and The Cronemno it doesn't
>>217632379shite poll gherkin is a 2024 gimmick>>202714888
>>217632261corrrrrr
The committee hereby declares poo seal the true Gimmick of the Year winner due to rigging concerns.
gherkin di best limit
>lang=bn
>>217632391>>217632431I can confirm that no vote tampering by zeidybelg occurred.There were no votes from Belgium.The decision to give the award to The Gherkin and Cronem stands.
>>217632391Obviously rigged the voting then
decided im done for the year. no gym, no office, none of that shit. Just mong out for a few weeks
>>217632328nvm its just a screencap and its proving difficult finding a working link. everything is blocked lol
>>217632451>There were no votes from Belgium.wonder why that is
>>217627104
>>217632479Vote break down by country:UK - 46USA - 3Australia - 2Croatia - 1Argentina - 1Spain - 1Poland - 1
i love black cock
If he considers himself the King of the North, does he consider Scots as white walkers?
it's quite evident that the GOTY mong is heathermong himself>>217632451>blaming ziedyit's really not hard to rig this shiteI guarantee heathermong went on mobile data and kept switching to flight mode repeatedly
>>217632496least funny gimmick award of the year goes to you lad
>>217632451the most filtered gimmick from 4 years ago won goty? amazing
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>>217632498there aren't even 46 regular posters from the UK here
>>217632506sup crodiewe won gimmick of the year x
>>217632451the gherkin and the cronem are the rightful winners. they've defined 2025 /brit/
>>217632453that'll be the 19th for methen that's me cooked off for the yearzonked outboozed upfucked completely off
Congratulations to Ziedbelg and Heathermong on their triumph in this year’s Gimmick of the Year Awards!Very well deserved all around
gg the Russians are attacking Turkey
>>217632563sup yoadie it's time for a gherkin celebration. everyone gather in the atrium.
>>217632584
Manchester Poonited
really not fair to have a poll open for two hoursdeserves at least a day
in mcds, you want anything?
>>217632584fuck sake just got the hairline transplant booked
>>217632595>>217632595>>217632595
>>217632020Got posted already
