米国大帝国 edition prev >>217624906
DENOUNCE THE EVIL AMERICAN EMPIRE
cum!
>>217631001
My favourite Rick and Morty episode is the one where they get Schwifty.
i am married to a hot Brazilian
Nothing can go right for me. I start trying to lift weights and what happens? Immediately I developed permanent shoulder and elbow pain. Now even though I stopped weeks ago my arms get sudden pain and weakness when I move them in certain positions. I was simply born to suffer
Good day sirs
>>217631064Fuck off
Very grim!
>>217631085so you were the one that dragged "her" >>217630992 here does 'she' have a good bussy??asking for a friend
dios mio
>>217631111no i barely post in these threads and it isnt an egirl she lives in usa
>>217631085are you the anon who works at walmart?
https://youtu.be/XK1_jT3T4sw?si=XL7SMfx_u_Hyvwg9
Denounce Vishnu right now or you're a jeet.
>>217631146no but i actually work at amazon
>>217631132next Assassins Creed in modern day vegas?
Help i am fucking Indian
>>217631194i remember you.
>>217631195i want one set during the arab revolts
>>217631220maybe u domaybe u dont
>>217631099i think you're right that drugs are killing me. i have 4 leponex side effects. i'm gonna tell my shrink to lower the dose
https://youtu.be/kJHzLLnw8oc?si=3z67WaapZAhWkJzotrust no one
Fame is a gun and I point it blind
should christians denounce other religions? chatgpt said no and it confuses me
>>217631336god needs christians to proselytize and spread the word of godjews dont do thatand muslims just conquer people and force them
watchin destiny
Do women feel shame when they buy their smut books like men do when they watch porn
>>217631256>t. Ratonhnhaké:ton
>>217631336the novelty of AI chatbots has already worn off, especially when I saw it doing stuff like this. it's all just a version of Google with essay responses instead of URLs.
>>217631281> i have 4 leponex side effectsWhat are the side effects what does this drug do?Btw don't do anything on your own, consult with the doctor of course about lowering the dose and how to do it.
>>217631429Women are not capable of shameAnything a woman does is right by nature
what about Fliplash and it's a Filipino drummer who uses chopsticks to play jazz ensembles from memory
>>217631511Why ?
>>217631525that's just the way it is
fucking hell druggies in this threadi hate potheads
DENOUNCE THE GOOD CANADIAN EMPIRE... which Voltaire said "Twas neither good, nor "Canadian", nor an empire."
in that state of sleep deprivation where everything feels sluggish and gross
feeling well rested and sharp :D
>>217631604I'm feeling horny
>>217631576BASED
RIP: redditjeet lost a hero recently
Just realized I totally forget how to play Go Fish. I'm so dead inside bros.
>>217631699go fish was for girlssurely you still remember how to play WAR
1 2 3 WAR
>>217631728>>217631771No???
>>217631699I forgot how to do math :(
>>217631336 If our religion is right the other's can't be
>>217631771this guy a REAL NIGGA fr
>>217631486thacycardia, weak appetite, difficulties swallowing, difficulties taking a shit. it's a drug for schizos
>cum bums simping over spinnyHAHAHA
>>217631798>"I am the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes unto the Father except through Me." Very true.
jason has AIDS
>>217631604Fuck you
>>217631811Fuck, that sounds terrible, how schizo are you without them? I was reading some studies about diet and schizos and also treating them with high doses of vitamin d, but those were real schizos who hear voices ect...you're not like that are you?
s e xex
>>217631811You don't sound very schizophrenic
>>217631884Need to get my money and hustle up but I simply lack the drive
>>217631955oops didn't mean to reply to that post
>>217631923can i sexo you?
raid shadow legends
spinny still posts in the /cum/ discord yknow
>>217631991i sexo ur mom bloody bhenchod
>>217632000Spinny has a penis
spinny is actually a 7 foot long humanoid penis that lives in a warehouse in Bosnia, they feed her muslim refugees
>/cum/ discordWhat is even the point of this?
Gov keeps asking me how I'd feel about uploading a semen sample to a gov database I told them no but they keep asking Why are feds like this??
I spinny my penis
>>217632022but i want to sexo you
it do be like that
>>217632083>>217632083>they feed her muslim refugeeswhat the hell I love spinny now
>>217631902i went full schizo like a year ago and spent two and a half months in the nuthouse. i'm not psychotic at the moment. i have OCD and fears. without these meds i'd probably be a schizo
>>217632302on god
I'm afraid to tell my therapistberg how I really feel because I'm afraid they'll commit me
anyone else eat highly f*cking processed f*cking sh*t for f*cking sh*tty poor people?
>>217632327Full schizo how, from what? Were you always like that? Did something trigger it?
>>217632327Stop taking those evil kike pills they're poison >>217632348Stop being a bitch you don't need therapy
>>217632374no. stop eating that f*cking sh*t you n*gger f*ggot piece of sh*t n*gger.
>>217632348>>217632348And how does this make you feel?
>>217632380i was sure my house is bugged and i'm the main character in a reality show. i also thought WW3 was gonna break out and i'm getting married to my crush. i destroyed my phone and laptop. i was batshit crazy
What's weird is my thread got deleted for being "NSFW" but I literally got the webm from another thread that was up on this board a couple days ago and it didn't get taken down for nsfw. All I did was overlay some text and put some effects on it and now all of a sudden it's nsfwThe jannies really are trannies who don't like to see desirable real women and speech out
>>217632436Ironically I bought it before the ceo said that stuff, but normally I don't buy it because it seems too expensive for what it is lolI think I have a bunch of progresso soup though, but that's more for if my power goes out or something.
>>217632374Are you eating it cold or else how did you heat it up in a metal can
>>217632516the jannies don't even go into the star wars language threads so they just spam whatever kind of NSFW loli shit that they want.
>>217632540You can just put it on the burner on the stove silly, it's metal
>>217632540I'm just eating it cold because I didn't feel like making anything
>>217632516Tranny jannies leave up Brian's fag spam to fap to it They're all disgusting fags that should be hung
>star wars language threads
>too expensive for what it is That's just about everything nowadays
>>217632493All of that is true
only people who break rules cry about jannies
>>217632611Yeah that was good, I didn't give dude props in that
>>217632627Rules are meant to be broken
about to poo
I literally didn't break any rule. It's inconsistent moderation that's the problem. Tell me how a thread with a certain webbum can make it to page ten with over 100 replies, but my thread with the same webm and /cum/ written on it and with added shaky effects is "NSFW"
>>217632680cool
>>217632640You stole my joke you piece of shit
>>217632516It's exactly what he said >>217632544jannies treat the generals completely differently than they treat regular threads here and we svffer for it because ours is in a real language
Tried spam for the first time. It was the bacon flavored(?) can. It wasn't good, but it was edible. I would choose real bacon every day. 5/10, the dogs seemed to enjoy it.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>217632627Redditjeet...
>>217632697jannies are humans
>>217632702No I didn't I was saying I didn't give you props on it, but it was good
>>217632713I bought it once, it was disgusting I never bought it againanyways you're supposed to fry it and I didn't do that somanybe it's better but still too processed for my taste
>>217632713Bacon one isn't that good honestly, I've tried it too. Regular SPAM is fine as a breakfast fry up meat.
I want Olivia Rodrigo to spit in my mouth
>>217632728*Arent
>>217632747mid
>>217632493And that happened while you were on no medication correct?Interesting, well you might be one of the few cases where you need em. I thought you were just a depressive guy or something and they threw the kitchen sink at you.
>>217632722how do I get a girl to approach me?
If I saw a mangy street dog bleeding on the side of the road I would stop and rush it to a vetIf I saw a janny in the same situation I would just keep going
im from buenos aires, and i say kill them all
I deserve this
just poo'd
>>217632747What's a hot Greek singer? also send bougatsa + chocky galataki
>>217632812Based, TOTAL JANNY DEATH
>>217632810Leave a trail of candy leading up to where you're sitting. Girls live sweets.
Do you think they have kinky sex?
i wish i could exchange glances with the gym cuties and pull up to them and rizz them up but i'm too beta
>>217632764i was on an anti-depressant but wasn't on an anti-psychotic. the anti-depressant significantly worsened the episode. believe me, i need to be on many drugs
>>217632826Real life elder scrolls
>>217632826Can you eat these things? That's a lot of crab meat.
>>217632747i want 90s lawless to let me fuck her mouth like im kevin sorbo
>>217632812>If I saw a janny in the same situation I would just keep goingThe correct thing to do is to curb stomp it to death
>>217632861And coconut flavored as well
>>217632747That's my gf, here's a pic of us together. She's not interested in dirty greeks who can't give her a green card.
>>217632810i dont know
>>217632861do they taste like coconut
Unironically a 12 gauge shotgun should be used against those giant dino crabs.
>>217632843She kissed a girl and she liked it
Want to buy things but don't want to expend money
>>217632894I know the guy was ubatz, but I gotta say I like the Biden aesthetic with the aviator sunglasses and the ice cream cones
>>217632838ok, seems legitdoes she naturally ask me out or do I have to put candy in my hand like breadcrumbs for pigeons
>>217632713regular spam is the best one and it's best pan fried till crispy as a side to eggs + toast or whatever elsejust a few thin slices is plenty
>>217632934time to get a sugar mommy
>>217632934Is it a christmas gift to your loving girly girl?
>>217632843>discount zooey deschanelkek
>>217632922Those are reserved for Jews on Bondi beach
>>217632843cuck chair sex maybe
>>217632942looks good but kind of ruins the cool bad boy vibe when you just know he's wearing an adult diaper and shitting himself
>>217632858Idk man, being on anti-depressants this young can fuck you up, they might have started this episode, have you thought about that? >>217632893>>217632909That would be nice, I've had crab only a few times, there are no big crabs here so they are imported, blue crab is like $150 for 2 pounds and it's frozen.
>>217632903
>>217632942frfrIf only he wasn't such a brown nose
>>217632963>that's horrible man how can you say that!
There's more sodium in Spam than in the salt mines of Carthage
>>217632843No. Trudy is probably eager to get out of chastity following Denial December, No Nut November, AND Locktober.
>>217632952for myself some coffee grounds, maybe energy drinks, and a few other groceries
>>217632991christ, its not that bad here
>>217632835 I don't listen to Greek singers, am a yankeefied freak
>>217633052Sad
>>217633019We're globalizing the intifada by shooting crisis actors or however the kebab is spun
i hate toiling so much it genuinely feels like being tortured
>>217632734I wouldn't say it's disgusting, but I also wouldn't buy again. If you're going to consume canned cancer, there are better tasting options.
why are you all such faggots
>>217633028Do you mean the salted fields
When I was learning Greek I had to sing Thalassaki Mou in front of the whole class. Humiliation ritual, and I barely remember 3 words in Greek
ssris are chill, i never need to coom anymore, so i dont fuck sluts from tinder as muchketamine kind of sucks now though
piers kinda dabbed on nick fr tbqh
>>217633084
>>217633095Did i SAY the salted fields? Please don't try to History-check me.
How about Freaks and Greeks
i'm a geek and a freak but most of all i'm beta
>>217633134
If the Turtle Island Liberation front were white and displayed swastikas all you chuds would be applauding rn
>>217633155Now do one with AmericaDoritosDolmades
>>217632996
greeks are balkanlar and their coffee gives me diarhea
>>217633052>I don't listen to Greek singersThere are so many Greek singers and artist, how does everyone know every song and they can sing it? >>217633050There are little crabs from Greece or Spain or whatever but there are not local Dungeon or Blue or Giant crabs - they are all imported. You can buy small faggy crabs for 10-15 euro but that's just annoying to eat.
>>217633155This says a lot about society
>>217633163>the Turtle Island Liberation frontThis some kind of Mario kart gang?
>>217633163are they liberating turtles
>>217633223Sent those freaks flying
>>217633121ktim
>>217633163They all look like MKUltra victims lol
any other beta incels here completely locked out of relationships with other people
>>217633134>I'm dressed like the girl
>>217633200now i want some proper lemoned up crab, sucking on the limbs is so good
>>217633260they call her "black moon" cause she fat she block out the sun!?!
>>217633210LOL
>>217633267yes although our state could probably be rehabilitated by way of some cognitive behavioral therapy, i am never going to engage in that jewish shit and will simply die in isolation
>>217633276she loves 90s experimental hip hop
>>217633298CBT?!
>>217633260>Aka "asiginaak" "black moon"Lol this can't be real like something out of grand theft auto beyond parody
>>217633298>talk therapybruh that shit dont work
>>217633291the rock be wildin out fr
>>217633276Actually she’s an Esoteric Hitlerist using the ultra occult form of the Black Sun Sonnenrad as her call sign….
>turtle islandNative Americans were dumb af. It is not an island and it does not look like a turtle
>>217633210 This is not real
>>217633393PROVE IT
>>217633274I really like the quality of meat, milk and cheese in your country, and the fish is great. >>217633393Are you from the north or the south of grece?
is yahweh the name of the christian god?
How about the Purble Island Liberation Fromt and it’s for Purble Place Nationalists
>>217633210LMFAODwayne the closer
what if instead of Khmer Rouge it's the YeahSure Rouge and they just like don't really care if people are communist and it's like get in the killing field or don't I really couldn't care less honestly
>>217633432dwayne gets coffee
>>217633336social anxiety isn’t treated just with talk therapy they make you do exercises and exposure and stuff
>>217633456its all bullshit mang
>>217633432You see this rock? This rock costs more than your car
Post the baby laughing meme
>let's make captcha even more annoying this way we can train the AI to serve *srael better
How about Dwayne the Cock Johnson
>>217633376It's not even a real name for North America either, it's a fake featherhead term used by a single region to describe the world, not the continent. So much retarded fake shit gets passed off as injun
Snoqualmie falls are really burdsting lately from all the flooding
i think my friend is experiencing chatgpt psychosis due to asking it religious questions (he was raised catholic)
>>217633447what if its homo chi minh and to attain communism he starts sucking guys off to convince them
>>217633447How about the Moulin Rouge presented by Pol Pot
>>217633526i was raised catholic but i quickly peaced out of that shit cause my iq is too high
I still can't beat the first boss in Silksong
>>21763352710minutestavroslaugh.mp3
>>217633564SameThose retards think stale bread becomes flesh . And they don't have any problems pooping out their GodLike Jesus exits Catholics' buttholes as a turd, and Catholics are not only fine with that it's the highlight of their week
>>217633478If I knew how to do AI sloppa I'd swap out Alec Baldwin in that scene with The Rock and make him do his weird eyebrown thing. >YOU SEE THIS ROCK!?!>RAISES EYEBROWS LIKE A DREAMWORKS CHARACTER>THIS ROCK>WIGGLES EYEBROWS>COST MORE THAN your car
>>217633564he's filipino though so i think he may risk being exiled by his family or some shit
>>217633600Zamn
>>217633591hell yeah dude*cough* ah fuckdid you guys fuck lately?
you can kind of see the buck with one antler in the back middle
You see this Citizen Watch (Ross)?
>>217633619kek
he approached slowly then scared everybody else away
time to aimlessly drive around or go to the grocery store to feel like I did someone today
>>217633641Broken buck :(
>>217633591>>217633619>>217633659https://vocaroo.com/14ddnLFUEPOa
haha based
>>217633698lmao
>>217633659how did stavros even manage to be the most succesful out of the 3did nick just give up completely?
>>217633698Why does he always talk in the third person so bizarre
>>217633698lol
>>217633577Do the downwards jump attack. I got through the whole game doing only that to the bosses.
>>217633728He's a grifter and a sellout, that's his thing. Comedy is super leftwing gayness so if you have original ideas you kinda get alienated now. Stavros just wants to be famous so he says the correct opinions, whereas Nick and Adam are more concerned with being funny.
>>217633564>>217633595>filtered by transubstantiationDouble digit IQs, neither of you niggas could even BEGIN to understand the theology of Orthodox Christianity if this was too much for you
>>217633698This is how I speak on my enemies
>>217633686https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU05RjFCLY
Turning 40 this week. Parents are dead. Friends abandoned me long ago. No relatives will acknowledge me. Got a minimum wage McJob I'll be slaving at until I'm 75. All my favorite websites are gone. I can barely understand what anyone is saying. Video games are ass. Not so much as a whiff of pussy in my whole life. I've got a nasty rash on my hands and can't afford to get it looked at. Almost twice my roommate's age. Boohoo sob argh waaah etc.
>>217633787you need to get a pistol and hit a boat lick my nigga
>>217633698He's still based sometimes
>>217633787Please PLEASE talk to a 3 letter agency via Telegram or a private Discord server
>>217633787oldcel
>>217633787You're not 40, you're a 20 yo twink.
>>217633767it doesnt help that nick clearly has an untreated mental disorder, and lets it fuck up his life
>>217633878yeah but that's part of what makes him funny, laughing at mental illness is perfectly acceptable
>>217633767Cumtown in general is safe edgy humor It was never that funny
>>217633777*Anchor voice*they call it the greatest podcast of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJs_2-AFCHY&t=316s
>>217633774This is cope hiding behind "it's too complex you just can't understand it" when in reality it is just contradictory nonsense like the Trinity
https://youtu.be/dpXaBVKO8r8?si=Q5DG27zwt4ZKLywY
>>217633908it was never about being edgy, is that some kind of barometer for funny?
this how it feels to post in cum
>>217633479
>>217633995dont say. im here
>>217633995it's because all you wanna talk about is gay sex with men
>>217633897i wish he had the mental capacity to keep entertaining us though, he really doesnt seem to be doing well after quitting TAFS>>217633908it was far from safe, thats what made it funnyit has a lot of similarities to sam hyde>>217633945kek
any canadian boys wanna build a lego set with me? i'll provide snacks for us and beverages :3
why arent you mysterious stranger maxxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFH0WzBnPvwbest bit imo
>>217634083
PS1 has arrived, blasting the Dan through my CRTlife is good
cooooool adam
>>217633963>contradictory nonsense like the Trinity>doubling down on being filtered by basic conceptsMoslem or some sort of unitarian retardation?
>>217634101For me it's Iranian guy...https://vocaroo.com/181uIRTyV76S
the trinity is pretty contradictory. Its not even legitimate in half of the various branches of christianity
hey redditjeet gonna need you to curse vishnu real quick for us ok
>>217634241why is it contradictory?
>>217634266>the son is the father but christ is not god>thou shalt not have any other gods but me>the word is totally real trust methis is the almighty body of christ. right here in this tiny cracker. literally. this cracker
Non-Trinitarians:MormonsJehovah's WitnessesUnitariansSome other weird sects you've never heard ofTrinitarians:CatholicsOrthodoxAnglicansEssentially every protestant bringing them up to like 95% if not more, of Christians.Dumb moslems and their pagan cube
>>217634307>he thinks orthodox christians believe in the same trinity as catholicsoh I am laffing
watching asmongold
>>217634307Mormons are based
>>217634351based
>>217634358They are good people but completely de-fanged
watching angela white
>>217634297>>the son is the father but christ is not godthe son is not the father and christ is god. it's the same god but different god heads. >>217634297>>thou shalt not have any other gods but meit's still one god but 3 figures within that god. they are indistinguishable>>the word is totally real trust methe 'word' is jesus. john chapter 1 references this>In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.>He was with God in the beginning.>Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.
New oven arrives on Dec. 24
>>217634443was never a fan of her, flat ass and horse face
good night brosssssssss
>>217634547wow merry christmas present
Shrimp and chicken for supper
>>217634521>>In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.thats odd, I mustve got the wrong bible consarn it
>>217633662I watched a video of a deer dodging a bulletIdk if that's cuz it was a slug or what though it looked like a tracer
>>217634561If she had a better ass, she'd have the perfect body
> i want to cum o algo uggh muh dick>*posts porn*why are ppl like this
>>217634589that is from genesis.
>>217634589>>217634622i mean the picture you posted is a screenshot of genesis chapter 1
>>217634622yes?
yhwh is a canaanite deity and jesus is a hereticgrowthefuck up
>>217634547Based, what's the max temp?>>217634566gn bro
For me it's Baal
for me, it's women with penises
WHY IS WRITING SO BAD THESE DAYS?? DOESN'T HOLLYWOOD HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO SPEND??golly brenda, I sure don't know!!
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. And while my small copy is nothing compared to the real thing, it's the sincerest and most flattering way I know how to please your mom.
>>217634652were you asking a question?
>>217634751yes, where is any mention of 'the word' or 'the spirit' in the passage John's referring to?
>>217634767john is not referring to a passage. he's making a statement that the word aka jesus was with god and the word is god.
>>217634812he's referring to the beginning of time/creation, Ie genesis
>>217634729I work in a creative field and am pretty liberal minded but the clunky, enforced diversity is starting to be a hindrance for everything and it's just fucking awkward
Not interested, sorry
>>217634827okay but he did not make an explicit reference to genesis meaning he did not quote genesis. i dont understand you.
>>217634873>in the beginning>surely he's not talking about genesis 1
>>217634855This is why I'm excited for AI slop: we can go back to having real stories and real plots and real heros with actual heroic arcs instead of gay diversity slop.>wow, we fucking suck at writing so we're just gonna remake a story from the 80s and change the main character to be BLACK aren't we brave and innovative!? xDDD
OH MICHEALOh jeeesusyou know Im not to blameyou know my reputationfor playin a good clean gameOh michealohhh jeesusI keep my promise whenyou tuuurn thaaaat heartbeat over again
>>217634907you are not making any sense.
I've been watching Jesse Lee Peterson recently, this guy is super funny, I like when he interviews people who have no idea what's coming.
Who makes for the better friends? Americans, Canadians or Mexicans?
>>217634957youre being purposefully obtuse and stupid
Father, into your hands I commit my spirit.
>>217634981why does it matter if john did not mention the spirit?
>>217634962it is funny how he makes libs seethe but I can't watch his stuff very long
>>217634942
ok. thread's over. go home.
I bet I have the worst breath in the thread
>>217635001I'm going to say it again. youre being purposefully obtuse and stupid
>>217634965I've only met one American and one Mexicanthe Mexican tried to kill me so I'll say an American
>>217634965Mexicansthey have the more the better attitudeif you want to go along with them, wherever they're going, cool, if you want to eat with them, they'll feed the fuck out of you, and bars are always fun, festivals all the time, they're ready to dancethey are always very social and funexcept the Mexican that post here, they suck ass
>>217635019okay here>32 Then John gave this testimony: “I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him. 33 And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’ 34 I have seen and I testify that this is God’s Chosen One.”[f]john talks about the spirit
>>217633698 Based zero fucks given Trump
>>217634992>Why have you forsaken meeeeee?>In your eyes forsaken mee>In your thoughts forsaken meIn your heart forsakeeeeeen meeeee, oh TRUUUUST
>>217635034>have seen and I testify that this is God’s Chosen Onewho?
>>217635069he's talking about jesus29 The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, “Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! 30 This is the one I meant when I said, ‘A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.’ 31 I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel.”32 Then John gave this testimony: “I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him. 33 And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, ‘The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is the one who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.’ 34 I have seen and I testify that this is God’s Chosen One.”[f]35 The next day John was there again with two of his disciples. 36 When he saw Jesus passing by, he said, “Look, the Lamb of God!”
>>217635090how does he know the dove is the spirit?
society is crumbling before our very eyes, we are living in the end times
>>217635119Matthew 3:16 16 As soon as Jesus was baptized, he went up out of the water. At that moment heaven was opened, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove and alighting on him.
>>217635180>As soon as Jesus was baptized,>“I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him. 33 And I myself did not know him, but the one who sent me to baptize with water told me?
>>217635167see this is how i knew youre peak zoomeryou didnt live through the 2000s and the runaway inflation
>>217635294shut the fuck up boomer bitch
>>217635294He's Brazilian his society really is crumbling but it's always crumbling so that's nothing new
