Belizean editionprev >>217631015
Why the fuck do /CUM/ threads move so fast? Who the fuck is even /CUM/ming into these threads?
I be smokin trees in Beliz when they find me
>>217635048yo momma do be
>>217635053Came here to post this
first for squeezing the warm and plump butts of canadian boys
Who else really doesn't know why we're here in hell? A lot of you are pedo troon faggots and other sexual niggers so it makes sense why you'd be here but as far as I know I never did anything to deserve this. How am I supposed to atone when I don't even know why I'm being punished what's the point of this I'm just scared and tired and miserable and I don't have a clue why how is it fair
>>217635005>What's wrong with black people? shocked.jpg>We need more HHwhite babiesnervouslaughter.png
>>217635116Just stop using 4chan it's not impossible
>>217635116Can't you just not visit?
People are just out here in Chicago enjoying life :)
Ordered Taco Bell because hawngry
Anyone wanna play Tekken 2 with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xgx4k83zzc
>>217635122that's amaaaaazing
>>217635149I don't mean 4chan its just a website I'm talking about the world its obviously hell there's demons walking around in broad daylight and everyone is being brainraped by media and drugs
>>217635164i have a few of those lol
i hate fags
brian here to samefag zzzz
>>217635290hear hear
what christmas present would be good for my 33yo brother who never leaves the house and only sits in his room and watches youtube/twitch all day and sometimes plays videogames
>>217635048When we had the IP counters it was alway at like 30 - 50 anons, even though it always felt like the same 15 or so people to me
>>217635330would hire
>>217635330Give him a handshake
>>217635220>I'm talking about the world its obviously hell there's demons walking around in broad daylight and everyone is being brainraped by media and drugs"If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you." This is why NPCs really fucking hate you if you don't like the way things are going
swede anons come to /sauna/ and post stuff like this >>217634122
did moot disable the retarded circle captchas
>>217635411swede anons used to come to /cum/ and post stuff like that except he wouldn't hide his penis in his panties
>>21763533030lb pussy and ass sex toy
>>217635478Not. still gets them
>>217635411Your language is bussy coded
>>217635516
The waterfall be wildin'
>>217635330Dress up as an anime and suck him off.
>>217635330Sopa de macaco makes itself?
>>217635561Yesterday you posted the same Webm in /cum/.Are you a bot?
>>217635411jealous
what would you do if you were a 5`7 beta incel?
at least i'm not poor, like i'm not rich but i'm not at risk of going homeless poor
>>217635263Very based
>>217635330Life advice.
penissexcum
>>217635649I just wouldn't be anymore
The new models of troons are getting harder to detect with every new gen and that is concerning to say the least
>>217635649whatever I'm doing now
>>217635330A gay escort off of rentmen.com
thinking of getting used to eating meat with no spice at all, would love to eat it with no oil but then it doesn't cook properly in the pan
All your chud MAGA heros are paedophiles Look at Bannon and Epstein together, Epstein has TWO photos of himself with his favourite child sex slaves on his desk, and Bannon never mentions it, never goes to police?If you really believe he didn't notice then you are RETARDED
>>217635788why?
>>217635816You Royal family rapes children and your police covered up multiple rapes by foreigners
>>217635788Try it out, I've been doing no added/unecessary salt for a few weeks now and it's crazy how much better things taste on their own when they aren't drowned in salt. I still use pepper though.
What would be the ultimate american burger
>>217635835You think I like the royals? You think I like Islam? Whataboutism is the last and lowest method of cope.
>>217634942
The squirrels in front my house are fat because my mom feeds them so much
>>217635851Whatabout dis dick in your mouth?
How do you go from handsome royals like George V or Tsar Nicky to William who looks ugly and bald
>>217635868what am I supposed to do with this information?
>>217635885Come over dawg
sorry but i just don't respect asmongold or hasanabi because they're scared of debating destiny
>>217635893Hawt
>>217635893we're having squirrel bbq
>>217635884Is this AI
Playing with penisberg
>>217635893I'll bring the nog
>>217635901Quick question, why are you Brazilian?
>>217635938cause your sister dont want to marry me
>>217635868Would love to get fed by your mum.
>>217635849A burger with prison rape
>>217635948do you guys eat pork in Brazil?
>>217635925That's implied by you coming over silly
My sister's boyfriend is a huge bald guy from western Australia, kinda based honestly.
>>217635878positively bodied that freak
>>217636014i bet he fucks the shit outta her too
>>217636029She's almost as fat as he is. Hell she's almost as fat as I am now.
>>217635976All the rich people in Brazil are Arabs so probably not
Do you ever say "based" IRL?
>>217636087I don't speak english irl
Brazil is the India of the Americas, Mexico is the Pakistan.
>>217636067Why are all people fat in your family?
Pulled up to your bitch in a 2011 GMC TERRAIN, bitch so wet you would have thought it was rain
>>217636087do I LOOK like lil b the based dog to you?
>>217635911No. But this obviously is!
*starts up the car*https://youtu.be/smM_bphb6pU?si=oKozxg_IZzIUwaHS
How can you even survive as a neet in Latin America?I bet you all come from upper middle class families.
>>217636087I said it to myself in the car the other day. Some brownoid thing was trying to J-walk at an intersection when the light said don't walk. Guy in a truck got out at the stoplight, walked in front of the truck, stuck his finger right in the brownoid's face and yelled at him to get back on the sidewalk until the light changed. Brownoid did EXACTLY what it was told too. I chuckled and "ha, based" to myself out loud in my car out loud to myself.
I am Czar Nicholas II.
>>217636087
>>217636180I'm Rameses II
>>217636178I wouldn't do that, kinda psycho if you ask me. Also you never know who has a knife.
im evil, ugly, and retarded
>>217635862i voted for him
>>217636180Hi Nicky
>>217636180*blocks your path*
>>217636180I'm a real nigga.
>>217636225Based
>>217636208people are sick of jeets, pot's about to boil over honestlyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765600863950906.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765600863950906.mp4https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765600863950906.mp4
>>217636228>be evil dictator>get portrait done>try to look at evil as possible
>>217636180Nice to meet you, saar.
https://youtu.be/vSgGNd6thrc
>>217636254I mean if they did a political portrait of me it would have to be me sitting on a 68 Camaro
>>217636180I'm prune tracy
>>217636180How about Tsar Niggalas II and he’s Chernorossiyan
>>217636335
Hitler is back, and he's PISSED.
I think I'm done being mad about trannies. There aren't that many of them and they don't really cause much trouble. Pretty much, not my problem desu.
I'm back cause I had to take a piss
>>217636247Based!All true Canadians should finally rise up against the Hindu invaders.
Finding it nearly impossible to take black people seriously anymore.
>>217636309lmao based norm.
i was born preloaded with genes that made me both an ugly prematurely balding scrawny truecel and also a neurodivergent retard
>>217636395Nancy Mace on my dick rn
>>217636406you are being punished for sins you committed in a past life.
I've got nothing to lose but my dignity and I have very little of that to begin with
>>217636418Me on your dick instead
>>217636395They look fake.
>@CTVNews: How did Canada’s young people become its unhappiest generation?gosh what a head scratcher!
>>217636403would rawdog Nicole Ritchie and her disgusting bloated vodkabelly, same with Tara Reid.something about spoiled trashy rich white sluts really gives me a boner.
>>217636447I suspect it has to do with the year 1993
>>217636435Ok saar
Nicky loves hugs.>>217636455Would you like her anorexic era?
>>217636455for me? it's still Paris
>>217636363
>>217636455Wish I had eyes that looked like that.
>>217636180i've got a picture of your dad in this old book
>>217636447>CTV: Probably Donald Trump.
>>217636477based harry sisson would never wear that cringe shirt
Just pooed
>>217636458More like 2015.
>>217636435i guess that’s fair
fat squirrels are so cute in the winter time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhc_YxdtbXA
I deserve this
>>217636435Denouce Vishnu!
>>217636471yeah I'd be fine with that too, she'd be down for some seriously nasty stuff>>217636483sadly Tara got bogged to hell, picrel is her in 2025
>>217636477Remember when that guy said he would make them his concubine? Good times
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/2AgG9GmkyEM?si=vqWm0lM66EraX_Bg
O was flirting with AI and it turns out it wasn't AI, there was a real woman replying to me. She told me all her info and we ended up fucking real good.This really happened.
What are you o̶r̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ wishing for from Santa /cum/bums?
>>217636507>blackhawks/lightning?
>>217636526Bitch was already post-wall in American Pie.
>>217636516Reminded me I have to check the squirrel trap in my shed, might have one in there that I need to dispatch. Fucker can't be living rent free in my shed and certainly not jamming peanuts into my snowblower.
>>217636381Brave of you to take this stance now that the woke has been put away, and trannies are culturally irrelevant perverts, rather than their former role as vanguardists of the cultural revolutionRemember when Bidet made this freak the head of Nuclear-something and had a bunch of other troons in high level positions in his admin lol
>>217636525other religions and paganisms have reincarnation you know. i dont know what vishnu is but i guess i denounce him/her/it?
>>217636522If she had boobs she would be a 10/10.
>>217636522dont post my gf
>>217636545No way, she was still prime at that time.
>>217636542For 25th Christmas, I will spend it with Franz but for Orthodox Christmas in january, I'll spend it with Nicholas. I wish for them to be happy.
>>217636547they're just looking for a warm dry place to nest. can't you set up a basket in the corner if your shed for them or something?
You don't hear about cops shooting black people anymore. Did they stop?
>>217636542Sex.
>>217636522>>217636561deport her to>>217635860
>>217636403Clasping his hands instead of putting his arms around them for the photo is funny.
>>217636555What other religious believes beside Buddhism have the concept of reincarnation?
Winter is shit!
>>217636547Yeah killem
What do you guys think of Sonic?
>>217636549Okay, but, I just don't care anymore. If you go outside you will never see or hear any trannies. It just isn't worth getting bald about.
>>217636576yeah, they found out racism is bad or something and changed their wayspretty cool of them
>>217636587Grab me a 12 pack of old style.
>>217636584ancient greeks believed in it and so did a lot of native american tribes. im sorry jeets have made your brain a designated shitting mind
>>217636587>Lincoln park Oh look at Mr.Aristocrat over here
>>217636502how about Hairy Sissy
>>217636596My fave when I was 5
>>217636638It starts with oneOne thing, I don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard you tryKeep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due timeAll I know time is a valuable thingWatch it fly by as the pendulum swingsWatch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life awayIt's so unreal, didn't look out belowWatch the time go right out the windowTryna hold on, d-didn't even knowI wasted it all just to watch you goI kept everything insideAnd even though I tried, it all fell apartWhat it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time whenI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter
Why come I've been lifting for 4 months and still am ultra weak and beta
>>217636596I don’t really care about the original IP, but the expanded fanfic universe created by autists and schizos is pretty funny
>>217636689stop masturbating
>>217636667.
>>217636689You’re probably not sleeping and eating well enough to recover properly if you’re actually working out regularly and making no gains. That, or your workout program has something wrong with it
canadians come off like they are really innocent, friendly, easy going, polite. once you really get to know and study them you realize they are evil beyond imagination and they talk about 'dispatching' our shed squirrels
>>217636724Canadians murder innocent seals via blunt force trauma
>>217636571>>217636590UPDATE: live trap was a success, there's one in there right now. Too late to deal with him, I'll address him tomorrow. Ideally he'll freeze to death tonight and I won't have to make a mess getting rid of him.
>>217636689Are you tracking your protein intake? You need to hit a certain protein goal in order to gain muscle, the amount depends on your body weight
>>217636735you guys kidnap immigrants
>cum bums seriously simping over spinnytee-hee
>>217636596Sonic 2 is goated. 3 is full of holes that nobody will admit to but are glaringly obvious. Adventure 1 is a brave attempt but completely mishandeled. Everything from SA2 to Mania is absolute dogshit. S3ecret rings is even worse than 06, and not just because of the controls. CD is an absolute piece of garbage with the worst level design I have ever seen in a video game. 3D blast sucks ass but the special stages on saturn are improvements over the tunnel in 2. 2 on SMS is absolute bullshit. banger soundtracks tho
Do you know why scuba divers dive backwards? Because if they dived forwards they would just be in the boat....
>>217636724>>217636735You expect me to allow him to live in there? He jammed about 9 peanuts into the exhaust shroud of my new blower, if I hadn't noticed little peanut crumbs it would've started a fire and possibly destroyed a $3,000 machine.Fuck him. He's going to hell.
>>217636738you're a psychopath
>>217636785>CD is an absolute piece of garbage with the worst level design I have ever seen in a video gameworst take of the year, just watch this 8 hour video on Sonic CD and you will eventually get ithttps://youtu.be/ORJryigA0Ck
>>217636781she's the only girl to ever send me nudes, it's kinda hard to forget her
>>217636713Mr. Jiggly bomboclaat!!!
>>217636868I'm not watching a youtuber tell me what I already know. I played it and it sucked ass through a straw
I remember Sonic used to be a game you could buy from the iTunes store and play on your iPod Classic.
>>217636873so since she didn't send you nudes, you're saying you're a giga incel creep huh?? interesting
>>217636899This is what iPod used to be about…
Sonic is the worst thing to happen to autists since autism and Japan should pay for their crime.
>>217636738phwoarwould glaze diss bitch
>>217636867If you owned a house and property you wouldn't think this way. You'd agree with me, a white, land-owning man. I take no joy in killing him, but I don't lament it either. He's just a pest. Rodents are responsible for the deaths of millions of humans worldwide through famine and disease. He's not special.
i had sex with spinsterit was ok, not the best
Don't listen to the substance of what a person says always trust your intuition about a person's character
>>217636897You wouldn't hate it if that were the case
>>217636930that anon is right you're a psycho and a pedophile i can tell by the language you're using to justify cruelty.
>>217636547You are going on my hate list along with the Ethiopian.
>>217636596I liked the classic games but I find the history about management of the IP more interesting. The newest sonic game I played was the shadow game for the ps2.
>open Jagmeet Stink’s Twitter>his latest post with replies allowed is some Sikh religious post>one of the top replies is a Canadian saying “You will be deported back to India”>like 100 sub-replies from jeets saying he’s not welcome back in IndiaMust be fun being him lol
>>217636957>take the boring no fun allowed challenge
>>217636966It's a squirrel calm down
>>217635164It's impossible to enjoy life in this gray, dirty, freezing shithole
>>217636966>>217636974Beta male sissies, both of you. Choosing to live among vermin is extremely browncoded.
>>217636596I remember being blown away that Sony was on PlayStation and Nintendo. I only knew him as the Sega guy.
>>217636930I don't believe in private property because I'm not a consumerist, commodity fetishist, narcissistic piece of shit like you
>>217637045>I remember being blown away that Sony was on PlayStationSony owns PlayStation u dingus
anyone wanna play videogames
Happy 4:20
>>217637032Smoke a joint, get a blow job from a drunk woman idk
>>217637093I got helldivers 2, L4D2, nuclear throne, tabletop sim, and runescape
I want to play Halo Reach again.
>>217637080Just realized my BB gun is at my dad's place. Might need to buy a new one, just get a pellet gun.Should I get a pellet pistol or rifle to dome Mr. Nutz?
>>217637138How about Helldiversity is Our Strength
>>217637093yeah
>>217637150https://youtu.be/-R54fm4c39k
>>217635384>"If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you."Not religious but I do have to admit that quote goes pretty hard
>excited about killing innocent squirrelsgenuinely seek help
what if i call forward a bolt of lightning to strike you down
>car feels weird>Get home>7psiFuck, guess it's new tire time
>>217637193Who gives a fuck those things live for like 4 years maxWhy are you virtue signaling on 4chan of all places
>>217637201might just be a bad valve stem
I mean I'd do Nick Fuentes if he was on Grindr in Berwyn.....
>>217636978Reading that X thread was great fun.
>>217637250I was going fast as fuck that shits a time bombI have money so it ain't no thang
so we playing or what?
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going to give birth on the terlit
Like 75% sure momberg is cheating on dadstein but I don't have any concrete evidence and even if I did I'm scared to say anything and disrupt my already bad home life
>>217637315what will you name it?
i ate here and got sick
>>217637339grim
The unarmed guy who disarmed the Bondi Beach shooter was braver than the entirety of the Uvalde police department.Apparently however right after being disarmed he went back to his car, grabbed another gun and started shooting again. If I were the Ahmed guy I would've pulled the trigger.
>>217637092Whoops I meant Sonic haha
i was just hanging out with my best friend (nick fuentes) and we had a good time (he appreciates my insights)
Controversial opinion: there's no country that's perfect
i actually cant buy this game cause i need a credit card for it, i'd need a whole ass new bank account for it, hope spinny comes through this christimas
i've got the shits
>>217636596There was one kid at my school who everyone called Sonic. I wish I was nicer to him desu. He would always run around and collecting rings. Some kids would tell him Sonic was gay as an insult and he would just start freaking out.
>>217637303yeah let's game
>>217637416Bhutan exists
I am SHOCKED that wasnt a two flusher. Felt like I lost at least 3 lbs
>>217637425>He grew up to be Crash Bandicoot!
>>217637433what game
>>217637441The biggest poop I ever took weighed 30 lbs. That was at the hospital when I was 9.
>>217637450RapeLay2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
Masturbated too vigrously the other day leaving abrasions on my foreskinnow when i went to piss, urine leaked out the cracks in my foreskinLife is hard
>>217637450battlefield 6
>>217637501dont have that one
>>217637501Is it better than BF3?
I can’t take it anymore. Fuck fuck fuck
>>217637526*Hugs you*
My sinuses are killing me
>>217637080bullshitevery povvo commun8st wpukd bite your hand off for property abd wealth
I have bourbon. If I bought eggnog(cheaper than the whole concoction), could I just add booze or do I need nutmeg and cream or whatever too?
>>217637443Kek crash sent him into a rage too
>>217637377australia probs one of em wokist natiobs woulda put hin in jail if he shot him like that
>>217637490Are you saying that you ripped holes all the way through your foreskin?
I'm starving.
i'm not much bigger than i was before working out but my shit is definitely tighter
>>217637536Thanks anon
>>217637551>>217637574time to take a lil disco nap nigel, you are losing cohesion.
>>217637560bro just stick to advocaat like rest of us
>>217637560I’d say that whipped cream is optional, but probably nicer than not having it. Nutmeg is not really optional IMO. Preferably with it freshly grated from a whole nut, rather than purchasing it as a powder, since the powdered stuff doesn’t have much flavour.
>>217637507buy it>>217637521no
>>217637604Im wondering if eggnog comes with nutmeg already in or not
>>217637560I don't understand what you're trying to say. Eggnog already has nutmeg and cream in it. I've added vodka to eggnog in the past.
>>217637575No just like cuts from gripping too hard and when i went to piss like the piss sprayed out of those cutsyou realize the foreskin isn't that thick
>>217637608that aint happening boss
>>217637597>advocaat toastYou’ll never afford a house, millennial
>>217637620cap
holy shidd these girls getting all tizzed up bout some gay ass faggot drink
Dark & Darker playtest 3/4 was so good I'm about to reinstall even though I know it's a shit game now.
this shit aint gonna look good at the pearly gates dawg
Making sourdough discard crackers. Need to use up a lot of sourdough discard.
>>217637620I have no idea how what you’re talking about could apply to my foreskin. Do you have phimosis, or some other pathology?
>>217637612It usually does, but it’s still nice to grate a little on top. Also make sure to thoroughly stir the booze into the eggnog, or it’ll separate into layers
>>217637668Yeah i have phimosisIdk why it would be any different if you don't have phimosis
obsessed with zoo games. dunno what it is about confining animals to little habitats and looking at them through bars that gets me going. playing jurassic world evolution 3 rn sticking dinosaurs in the smallest possible pens to keep them just barely happy enough not to break out. kino.
>>217637661Use up this pussy gworl
>>217637685if by stir you mean swirl my glass, can do
>>217637699corrzoo tycoon innitalsothe wun whereyou are like an animal in soke dystopian worldcant remember what called but likeyou can be a lion or anyfing you want
tokyo jungly wun im finkin of
Sing into this dick just like a mic
>>217637438They have a great flag too
Quitting spotify from now i'm just using mp3s I went into my car and spotify had logged me out, and when i logged back in all of my large downloaded playlists were undownloaded. This isn't the first time it's done this either
In 10 days I'll be able to afford Hollow Knight with Microsoft points.
Sexo with Emilia Clarke.
>>217637698I don’t have phimosis, and my foreskin has never ripped. You should be very careful about what you’re doing, as injury to the foreskin can lead to the formation of non-stretchy scar tissue as a vicious cycle that eventually makes your foreskin completely unable to function, and ending with circumcision. I’ve heard there are non-circumcision options for phimosis that involve stuff like steroid creams and gentle stretching, but that presumably would not work if you’ve fucked it up with scar tissue too badly, so that’d be something to pursue proactively before you fuck yourself over.
I have phimosis too.
>>217637777someone post the date with clarke greentext
>>217637777after all this time:WAS IT RAEP
Got two sets of quads in one day today.
I’ve noticed that people with phimosis seem to be overrepresented on 4chan versus the rate in the general population.
there are two types of canadian: you have the rude ones that are cruel to our shed squirrels and they look like the chao on the right. then you have the kind gentleleaves that are bird enjoyers and don't mind shed squirrels. those on the ones on the right.
>>217637780I don't see any scar tissue it's fine i've been vigorously masturbating for yearsif it was a problem I would have noticed by now
>>217637850It's not uncommon. IME it doesn't necessarily cause enough trouble to justify circumcision in every case though.
FANCY A SPOT A RAPE LUV?
>>217637850I suspect it's caused by lack of sex during formative yearsbasically your dick & foreskin are growing during puberty, & if you have sex during your teenager years it helps naturally stretch out the foreskinWhereas if you're a virgin loser, this doesn't happen and you end up with a dinosaur dick
>>217635263I thought about buying the tentacle one but thankfully never did
it was...cough...da russian bots...o algACK-Meathead
>>217637888This doesn’t make any sense. The foreskin is attached to the glans during childhood, and then the responsible ‘adhesive’ membrane naturally detaches/disintegrates during puberty. I’ve heard that trying to force it before it’s naturally ready can cause phimosis, although that wouldn’t explain all cases of it.
>>217637969who?
>>217637996penis expert here
>>217637999i think he meant meatloaf
>>217638017>>217638017>>217638017new
daily grim hours
In all seriousness why wouldn't you have sex with your cousin if she wanted it? Arabs and Indians can't be wrong.
>>217636957Why no meals in the morning? When did that become the bad thing
