seasonal waifu edishprevious: >>217634942
>>217638012I think he meant Meatwad
Warband is kinda boring desu
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/8Uee_mcxvrw
>>217638034https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRZTRTPiIT4
>>217638010As a penis haver, I know a lot about my penis
something very rapeable about jason
how many more days are there after tomorrow. i don't want to do this anymore.
>>217638044play rimworld instead
aspie, enby, pepe, and s0y wojak walk into a bar
>>217638070How about Rimworld and it’s about rimming
Is the anon who wanted to see my Faroe Islands photos here? If not, I'll post them some other time.
>>217638075gayson is very much into that
>>217638070I think I'll play New Vegas instead.
>>217638075There's a mod called rimjob world that adds rimjobs
When I was a kid I couldn’t comprehend the idea that the Holidays were a difficult and sad time for a lot of people. It just made zero sense because Christmas was the happiest time of the year. Obviously I understand it now. I think the only way to get that joyful feeling back would be to have a family of my own. Not very likely, unfortunately.
British niggas put milk in they tea
>>217638106Nothing wrong with that
>>217638086Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgUO9KYjvwM>>217638097That's no guarantee either. I hear stories of how granddad was away from home sometimes for "office parties" where guys were obviously cheating on their wives with the secretary
>>217638097the only way to get your happiness back is to well restore your innocence. you'd think god would temporarily give humanity respite from all evil but it's just free will.
>>217638121wages of sin. faggots really are revolting.
poo seal
aight which one o you niggas got that pic talmbout CAN'T BELIEVE MY NIGGA LEDARIUS WANNA BE A WOMAN N SUK DICK NAH MAN AIN'T NO WAY MY DAY 1 NIGGA LEDARIUS etc etc
>>217638148If you think that’s revolting, check out the actual article (archive since the main version appears to be down). Truly horrific. https://web.archive.org/web/20190925182424/http://www.newnownext.com/ive-contracted-my-third-gastrointestinal-parasite-from-rimming-and-i-cant-be-the-only-gay-man-suffering/01/2018/
>>217638198o algo
>>217638198
gonna be so fucking warm and cozy when I turn the heat on before bed in a little bitcan't wait
>>217638222u a real homie
Would you rather be a handsome nigga or an ugly cr*cka in peak racist alabama ? And you can't move out
>>217638236I would rather not exist
>>217638138I wish I at least had a hot secretary to bang. >>217638143Yeah why can’t he give us like a happy week? One week every year where God just magically makes the whole world happy and peaceful. I love that idea. I think God would do that if he was cool or real.
my brother's a cop and was involved in a shooting not long ago. He ended up shooting a guy twice after the guy pulled a gun. There's bodycam footage of the incident, and he's extremely proud of it. He says "look at that shooting!" when he shows it off. It's changed the way I look at him
>>217638148eating ass is more of a black woman thing tbqh
>>217638257what color was the guy he shot
>>217638257I could never do that job. I couldn’t even shoot a gopher or a squirrel. I don’t know what that says about me or about cops though.
>>217638298the police were initially called on the guy for brandishing and firing a gun randomly outside of an apartment complextake a guess
>>217638316sounds like he's reacting appropriately
>>217638257yeah cops are fucking insane, I had a cousin that would brag about killing a guy when he was stationed in Iraq as military police on one of the bases, not even sure the guy was a terrorist he seemed to just be passing by and they fucking wasted him, no charges against him of course it just kind of got hand waived by everyone involved
>>217638203there's nothing I want to read less than that fucking article bro
>>217638044Pick up a Total War title instead
>>217638289What does this mean; black women like tonguing men’s assholes?
>>217638257Sounds kinda based ngl, type of dude who would go crack heads in the bronze age, no questions asked.
why is the new supergirl blonde?
>>217638363yeah they're more likely to do it
>seasonal waifuyou disgust me
>>217638330>I had a cousin that would brag about killing a guy when he was stationed in Iraq as military police on one of the bases, not even sure the guy was a terrorist he seemed to just be passing by and they fucking wasted him, no charges against him of course it just kind of got hand waived by everyone involvedYou ever talk to a Vietnam veteran? Some of those guys say truly crazy stuff in passing. Seems like a very kino time back then.
pumpkin spice dumbass bimbo seasonal gf to fuck for a few months and dump around april
>>217638257I don’t really see what the problem is. If the other guy pulled a gun on him, it sounds like it was probably legally justified. It’s kill or be killed out there, especially when your job is to be a tard wrangler of armed tards. And I’m not saying that out of any love for ZOGbots.
>>217638396He's Shia o algo
>>217638412he said the guy was straight up firing randomly in the first placemethinks OP is a bleeding heart liberal that thinks he should have gotten a hug and talked down
>>217638372No conspicuous woke allowed in the DC reboot o algo
Just jacked off. Now I'm gonna take a shower and then smoke weed afterwards.
>>217638408>having a temporary gf for the Black Friday-Christmas-Boxing Day-Valentine spending periodRookie mistake
>>217638441Euphoric
>>217638412>>217638428No, I absolutely think it was justified, but I find it weird that he's relishing itA man who kills in war because he needs to is a hero, a man who kills in war because he likes it comes off as a psycho
>>217638441Did you think of me while climaxing?
when I talk to myself, am I really just saying thoughts out loud or does the whole "I think therefore I am" thing cut both ways
>>217638372She's blonde in the comics
I will turn off my adbkockers if the following three conditions are met.1. Ads are a minute long MAXIMUM. Say what the product and side effects are then get the fuck out of my face.2. If you are a streaming service I should be allowed to watch ads in clumps in exchange for uninterrupted viewing/listening. Say one ad = 15 minutes. Now I can go take a shit while the ads run.3. There needs to be a strictly enforced international standard volume scale with harsh financial penalties for violations. If I have to fuck with the volume on my device to prevent my eardrums from being shredded you should have your nuts fined off.That's it, those are my demands. I think they are reasonable.
>>217638492I've told the CEO of Youtube, now, as a sign of good faith, can you release a few of the hostages?
>>217638469I’ve never had any need to kill in self-defence, but I have been subject to a number of self-defence situations, and it’s fun to win (which I always do). Sport is a simulacrum of this.
Sex with Emilia Clarke.
>>217638257Be nice, he's probably still shocked.
>>217638492they could do all that AND give me $100 credit toward any premium streaming service and I would still keep ublock origin on 24/7I HATE ADS FUCK ADS I WILL NOT WATCH ADS simple as
>>217638528Hot but a bad actress
>>217638257Yea I’m thinking based
>>217638522fighting isn't the same as shooting someone to death tard
>>217638528ugly but a great actress
I am Kurt Cobain.
we love the beaver in /cum/
>>217638561I liked his mustang
>>217638576german tier
I just saw Jesus Christ fly over my house!
>>217638579Official animal of Canada btw, soon to be replaced by Jeetus punjabicus
>>217638589if you write a document claiming to be an impartial observer of this I would be forced to accept it as the truth
Uh oh
Remember what they took from you
>>217638619>she cherishes the memory of her grandmother bleaching her skin to pretend to be white???
>>217638257him: basedyou: pussy
>>217638626american clay
>>217638257>successfully defended himself from an armed criminalWhy wouldn't he be proud?
>>217638626Love heading up to churchill for a day at the beach
>>217638626This but with 500km/h bullet trains
The day that I met you I started dreaming
>>217638017https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24
>>217638579Looks so comfy, but I bet it smells terrible in there
Grilled cheese is mangled because I did not have a spatula. Going to buy my own spatula and keep it in a box like spongebob.
>>217638654Also, connect it to Newfoundland. I wanna use these too.
I knew a girl in high school who was ⅛th Chinese, she was as blonde and white as hell and very sexy.
>>217638674You aren't from Newfoundland, why lie
>>217638626They are building a high speed rail link between montreal and ottawa. It's only going to cost 500 billion dollars and take 20 years.
we could never have a /cum/ meet-up because of you know what
Remember the 2010 Vancouver Olympics?
>>2176386873 generations is enough to bleach any bloodline
>>217638692I am THOUGH.
>>217638708No, I don't know what
>>217638687an asian with pink nipples is my dream
>>217638713How down bad were Australians to be plowing that woman on the right
>>217638712Nope I was 8 years old and didn't gaf
>>217638674Looks like it’s about 125km from Neil’s Harbour in Cape Breton to Port-aux-Basques. There are longer bridges than that in the world, but such a bridge would be the world’s third longest if constructed.
>>217638724Look up porn star Julia James. She's an actual white Indian and hot as fuck.
>>217638731i thought it was a picture of a husband wife and their kid
>>217638671nigga how do you fuck up grilled cheese
>>217638712Late Period Canada, when we still had a bit of dignity but the problems were already present
LMAO
>>217638697Parliament is full of fools.
>>217638742LOL
>>217638731>>217638742Just to give you guys an idea, that's ALREADY a half white Abo woman. Imagine the guy who fucked the original Homo erectus abbo.
>>217638669why do you think it smells terrible in there? my coworkers said the same thing about birds, that birds are stinky and dirty but that isn't true at all because birds constantly preen their feathers to clean and maintain them and they always take bird baths. the birds that don't have access to clean water will take dust baths and crush ands and smear the formic acid in around their wing pits to control mites and such. beavers probably don't stink either, they actually excrete a substance that smells like vanilla called castoreum that is sometimes used in food and perfume for vanilla notes
can you do the haka
>>217638731Maybe they were exoticized like the ‘Spicy Latina’ sort of rhetoric today
>>217638734Sounds like a good investment to me.
>>217638743I just FUCKING TOLD YOUI had to use other tools. Like I used the circular tray with holes in it from the pressure cooker, like for making hard boiled eggs, and I used that to press them. I used these two flat metal things idk what they are but I used two of them to flip the bread.
>>217638768>why do you think it smells terrible in thereBecause they are pooping and peeing in there
>>217638740>hot as fuck.Grim taste
>>217638782how incompetent are you that you cant flip a sandwich
>>217638787She has puffy nipples.
I went to a high school full of bitchesthe biggest pussy hounds in the school were on the golf team
>>217638582prejudice in the land of the free?
>>217638823This nigga's school had a golf team.
>>217638576Kek
nhello mi'm gomer dimpson
>>217638743Once, I woke up at my ex-gf’s place to find a weird mess in a bowl on the counter. I asked her what it was. She had attempted to make a grilled cheese by putting some bread and cheese in the microwave.
>>217638823At my school, it was the lacrosse bros
>>217638786no dude beavers aren't doing that inside their lodge. they swim underwater a distance away and do their business underwater. beavers are actually clean
Chinks and jeets are baffled by the idea of cheese.
How often do you experience suicidal ideation?
>>217638870Every day.
>>217638823>>217638847At my high school, it was the hockey team. There was also a really funny attempt by some geeks to stolen valour their way into jock status by creating an ultimate frisbee team, but the girls didn’t fall for it.
>>217638870do you?
>>217638870Multiple times every day, but I think it's just intrusive thoughts and adhd rather than me actually wanting to kill myself
>>217638883this makes sensefootball, hockey, and wrestling are classic chad tier sports
>>217638576>facebook imagebased boomer meme poster
>>217638712Canada killed a bobsledder. Do you remember peaches and pipebombs? 24/7 broadcasts with the Soviet Union?
>>217638898
>>217638908I thought they killed a luge guy
>>217638845
>>217638912based Hilary telling those midwest mutts to fuck off
>>217638745What are all the periods
>HilaryI've grown to really dislike this name
why do people hate the midwest
>>217638912no way she wasnt taking a pic of hilaryy swankfuck these lowlifes using.children.as.excuse
i like the curling winter olympic sport. one time i froze a bunch of water in cool whip containers and made my own curling game of sorts
>>217638935The people there are ugly and fat and there's nothing to do
>>217638912I suspect that cunt really was taking a sneaky picture
>>217638915You're right. I'm an old drunk and forget where I place my keys.
>>217638935fat and usually uneducated hicks
>Candace Owens thinks "UTC" means "Utah Time Code"Rightoids are a joke.
>>217638935>>217638940Where is that region
>mnf >both are terrible teamsGrim
>>217638845corr sounds LUSH
>>217638915The vid of that is brutal. He probably died instantly.
>>217638935Brian lives there
>>217638935Jewish media and jealousy.
trying to decide between a pump action air gun and one that takes the CO2 cartridges, which do you recommend?
>>217638962Yeah it looked like some ragdoll physics from a video game The girls who do luge are really hot btw
ohio is least coast you idiot
>>217638920>>217638957It had liquified into a slop. She tried a spoonful of it, but found it disgusting.
>>217638935They have never fucked their cousins before.
>>217638955Both are playoff contenders
Yesterday, my nine-year-old son asked me why Black people seem to murder at twice the rate White people do.I paused, because he was wrong. So I told him that Black people actually murder at nine times the rate White people do.
>>217638975Pump my cock
>>217638996Is it really nine times lol
>>217638976umm or maybe "ragdoll" physics is meant to emulate real physics duhjesus f.yankoids
>>217638975Buy a real gun like an adult.@retardOhio is technically midwest, actually. We are higher class though, so we stand apart. That isn't to disparage the rest of the midwest, we're just superior.
>>217638996Bodied that freak
>>217638935because they are really jealous of our frontier history, our industries, our culture and our simple way of living
southeast has the most attractive
>>217638582
Petting doggo
>>217639024xD
>>217639024wow FK is funny man!
>>217639019>midwest>industry
why is it called midwest when clearly in the eastern half of your countryhella fucking.dumb iyam
>>217639005Probably. I don’t know the murder rates off the top of my head, but I’ve recently looked up U.S. incarceration stats. Approximately 1-in-3 blacks will end up imprisoned in their lifetime, whereas for whites it’s about 4%.
>>217639042How drunk are you
>>217639004Not helpful.>>217639013I own a variety of real guns, I can't discharge them in a residential neighbourhood dingus. Airgun seems like a humane way to dispatch these rodents.
@retardedTROON superior in having tons of negroids and being on the least coast
>ohio>high class
sitting on the toilet right now trying to push a massive turd out of my ass but it's stuck halfway outIt legit can't move it in or out. I can't even clench my ass because the turd is stretching me so wide and it's so dense that I can't push through it to pinch it in half. I'm about a minute away from just reaching down there and pulling it out with my fingers. God help me.
you ever just sit in your truck
>>217639051kek cant even rebutclassic nondenial denial
>>217639077Fetch the poop knife
>>217639042Why is Birmingham in the north
>>217639078I dont have a truck
>>217639068Canadians aren't allowed to own guns. Don't lie.@retardidiotfaggotmoronYeah, we have black QUEENS. You jealous?
>>217639078I've driven a car once in the past 5 years due to crippling anxiety
>>217639071>>217639076gayson status: btfo and currently SEETHING
>>217639078holy shit who are you, bruce springsteen?jesus f
>I've driven a car once in the past 5 years due to crippling anxiety
>>217639089umm its not its west midlands which is west of eastmidlandsunlike midwest.which should actually.be called mid east
>>217639089Thats the Midlands.
>>217639119whoa cool your jets. jason doesn't even know how to drive.
Mexican anons who post non-Dragonball anime
>>217639136Is that a man or a woman
>>217639041for most of the 20th century US steel (in Indiana) was the world's largest producer of steel. today it's only the largest in the US. Detroit (In Michigan) is the heart of the US auto industry. 35 out of 50 state capitol buildings are made out of indiana limestone....I could go on and on
why is it in every japanese/chinese/korean story that someone kills themselves?
>>217639096then where do you just sit when you’re feeling pensive
neighbors on both sides of my parents' house have blue and white lights upbodes well for their future property value at least
>>217639153theres this one bench in the park near where I live where I like to soit. Its quiet and overlooks a huge lake
>>217639159>neighbors on both sides of my parents' house have blue and white lights upidgi
>>217639149Boy
>>217639151>was>implying the US auto industry is even a shadow of what it used to benixon sold you out to china and the rust belt never recovered
Finger my shitoris
I know how to drive and have driven a lot, just on private property and a little at like 3am. I have social anxiety and traffic is too social. A driving exam sitting in a car with a stranger would be hell.You don't need a license to know how to drive. My uncle drove from like 13 to 30 without ever getting a license. He eventually got one when he finally went to court for driving without a license and the judge just told him to go get one.
>>217638975Smith and Wesson M&P 45 so your head is blown clean offfs
>>217639167jews put up white and blue lights instead of more traditional christmas light colors
>>217639198oh. sounds like it's time to move on then
Briankin on sewerslide watch
> I have social anxiety and traffic is too social. A driving exam sitting in a car with a stranger would be hell. You don't need a license to know how to drive
>>217639210Is that gay show
>>217639102But you don't even own a gun and you're American, how sad is that?
>>217639210Is that like the Adolescence show
>>217639210so what, this nigga gets his bussy raped or summin
>>217639191what part of hicksville you from
>>217639184cope seethe etc. midwest was always the manufacturing hub of the US historically and still is to this day
>>217639191is this supposed to make you seem less pathetic?
>>217639077Ask your grandma for help
>>217639215Yes>>217639226No it's gay army shit
>>217639236the west coast was the manufacturing hub during WW2 and its currently the manufacturing hub for tech. The rust belt is still objectively dead. I dont know what rock youve been living under but the midwest isnt "happening"
>>217639077help me bros it's still stuck
>>217639219
>>217639267How am I supposed to help
the southeast is the cultural capital of the US. hottest females? southeast. most chads? southeast. fastest growing economy? southeast.
>>217638044>96 days in>garbage combat statsYa no shit it's boring (4u)
whenever i fail or make a bad decision or have a moral lapse i just get chatgpt to tell me i’m valid and brave and learn nothing
@217639273retarded unc gun, get some taste and give that thing back to your dad
made jason seethe again :D
i'm homeschooled, never interact with strangers, am a virgin and porn addict, and watch anime/play videogames all dayyou should take my opinions seriously
Got a peppermint bark milkshake
what is it like being homeschooled
>>217639314sounds yummy, sweetie
>she takes 4chan seriously
Better to be homeschooled than go to school in a negroid infested environment like gayohio. at least gaysons parents TRIED to save him from being a failure.
I hate ***** peepoo and will do everything in my power to make the USA brown again. Thank you Israel for showing me the truth. You will always be my greatest ally.
>>217639319You end up severely socially stunted unless your parents make an effort to have you interact with other kids every day some other way
>>217639273looks fake 2bh
>>217639343So what's YOUR excuse for being just as socially stunted as gayson
>>217639319It's like never having gone to prison.
When you square a number in the 40s as you go up each result goes up a hundred and down a perfect square. For example41^2 = 168142^2 = 176443^2 = 184944^2 = 193645^2 = 202546^2 = 2116etc.
>>217639077are you sure it's a turd and not a prolapse?
>>217639254they weren't doing shit without the steel produced in the USA and what do you think all the motor plants in michigan did when WW2 started? where do you think the machines were being produced to make the aerospace/defense parts to begin with? have you heard of south bend lathes? again, the midwest was the manufacturing hub of the US
>>217639351I'm not, I have lots of friends.
>>217639358
>>217639358why
>>217639373That's just the way it is
>>217639370X2doubt
>>217639381Why would I lie on the internet? Lying is stupid and pointless
>>217639331the fact that somewhere out there at least one swarthy poor muttoid actually watched this decided to enlist makes me equal parts sad and amused
>>217639335That white boy could be drowning in colored pussy if he wantedGet up and dance with them, boy
>he doesn't know /cum/ is a normalfaggot general
>>217639343actually the truth is that your personality is GENETIC and if you're outgoing it literally doesn't matter if you're homeschooled or not.
>>217639331She is not a "soldier". She has never been anywhere near combat and even if she somehow ended up in combat, all the pussy whipped simps would go out of their way to protect her at the expense of their own lives.
EY IM WALKING OVER HEA
cum is a beta incel general
>>217639394it's a girlandher parents are child abusers, putting her into that environment.
god I wish I was a normie again
>>217639396Sure, but social skills are LEARNED
Do you have to have a nice computer to do work from home jobs?
>>217639416>wish I was*wish I were
YWNBAN
>>217639439shut up, nerd
>>217639428gayson isn't an incel virgin freak because his parents didn't teach him social skills, which are a tiny fraction of importance in anyone's life.gayson is an incel virgin freak because of his garish personality and his lack of any sort of courage to talk to women or leave his room.
>>217639435I still haven't updated to windows 11 I'm too poor and stupid
how long after last having sex do i become a virgin again
>>217639396that’s not true. you learn how to behave by watching other people and having them mirror you and shit like that. if you grow up in a vacuum you become jodie foster in that one movie
in my childhood i had a neighbor who never let their children socialize. rarely saw them outside either. wonder what happened to them, they were really fundamentalist
You don't learn healthy social skills in prison or public school.
>>217639451I talk to 4chan people over the phone
>>217639396>it's not my fault, it's just geneticsCope
>you dont learn social skills in public schoolyes, you very clearly do.
i went to school and got no social skills, so whats up with that
part of my actually pities Jason, god knows he was sexually abused growing up. there's no other way to explain his distorted world view.
>>217639456>you become jodie foster in that one moviewow yeah real academic stuff here, you totally convinced me.>>217639470I'm not gayson, idiot. did I post an anime girl? no. why would gayson call himself that and refer to himself in the third person when he literally never does that?Just as you will never be particularly high IQ due to your genetics, neither will gayson ever be especially brave and never will be outgoing.
In public school and prison, you learn the dysfunctional behaviors required to interact with a dysfunctional class of people in a dysfunctional society.
>>217638017God end my suffering
Why are we all so obsessed with Jason?
>>217639484>i went to school and got no social skills, so whats up with thatwhat IS up with that!?! that really makes me think!
>>217639503>required to interact with a dysfunctional class of people in a dysfunctional society.sounds like cope from a gay shut in manchild
Just got out the shower. Drinking Canada Dry ginger ale.
>>217639493diddyblud thinks this debate club
>>217639493Did I call you gayson? Your defensiveness betrays you, midwit
>>217639515give me one, bro
>>217639503
He's right that personality is mostly heritable, just like intelligence.>>217639512You attended an institution ostensibly deducted to education where blacks attend and are expected to graduate.lol
they just went and did it, they got the krabby patty on burger king
>>217639506I want more attention than Jason
I don't debate on cumI'm right because I'm high IQyou're wrong if you disagree because of your low IQsimple as!
>>217639536It'll take years of developing a lolcow character for this to happen
sam hyde could probably actually commit a mass shooting and get away with it at this point
>>217639484neurodivergent in a country full of turbonormies. you never had a chance
Got peach flavored San Pellegrino
>>217639529you live outside of cleveland, lmao
>>217639536Then post your tummy.
>>217639536You have to be more interesting than Jason to get more attention than him, and you're failing at that.
Today for lunch I only had pop tarts instead of real food, and I felt bad and sick in the afternoon because of this inadequate meal. Later I ate some chicken and some peanuts. I think that is what I needed, some good hardy protein. I'm starting to feel better now.
>>217639551Would
>stop using the internet>stop playing vidya >start to feel better and more confident >use the internet again >immediately miserable Explain this phenomenon
>>217639543build the gorilla nest
>>217639551disgusting shitty tattoos everywhere, brainrotted bitch. probably fucks monkeys.
>>217639570you just need to use the internet MORE and you'll break through to valhalla
>>217639570your weak mind
>>217639565Today I had turkey jerky and crackers and a protein shake and bacon and eggs and corn tortillas
That's another good point, now that I think of it: public school offers "social skills" by forcing you to interact with African Americans?lol
jason is a BBC addict
>>217639596ayo u finna tryna say basketball americans ain't go no social skeelz nigga?!?!*attacks you over this slight*
I regret spending so much of my youth playing video games.
>>217639335Uniforms and strict rules would help this issue.
life ain't shit but a fat vagina
>>217639615so why has that never helped that issue ever
lifes a bitch and then you die thats why we get high
Played piano for a couple hours today. Might get in a little more
>>217639621Other issues arise.
Your hoe looks like a man to meMy therapist can't handle me
new>>217639632>>217639632>>217639632
make a new thread or I'm calling corporate
