celeb traitors edish
Twitter is making fun of us again lads :(
Why do Americans drink so much water
>>217632120Rorke is very happy that landlords, millionaires, and billionaires are continuing to get their way over young adults. That's why Rorke supports the very rich, such as Nigel and Elon
Congratulations to poo seal for winning Gimmick of the Year!
0 points on my license police have NEVER done me speeding not even once I am the goat I am the king of the roads I own it all
i hereby unilaterally declare 'texposting the gimmick of the year, reply to this post to record your assent
mmm turkey
Misread my shift time this morning and came into toil 3 fucking hours early. There was no point going home in that time only to leave again for my actual start time so I just sat in the break room on my phone until toilberg came in shouting at me for not being downstairs on the shop floor. I couldn't get a word in so I stopped trying, he then marched me downstairs and I did 3 hours work unpaid. I am so fucking pathetic
>>217632629Doesn't Rorke know how good he'd have it if the left were in power?
>>217632635Well deserved
sup fodiecelebration but first we yam x
Congratulations from all of us at /brit/ to the cronem for winning the prestigious Gimmick of the Year award!
there have been ~6000 posts mentioning "cronem" on intof those, zeidy has posted ~3300, over halfcronem isn't a gimmick, it's a persona and therefore should be disqualified from the gimmick awards on procedural grounds. One person's catchphrase is not a gimmick.
I bought my newly purchased first home at 34
Just a reminder lads, that the original gimmick of the year awards mentions it being on the 13th of December (check the archives). So pay no attention to that result earlier
>watch your country, town, infrastructure, prospects and safety crumble>le rorke likes da rich
>>217632671Don’t be a sore loser lad
>>217632306dunno but on saturday night i was in a bar with music and this blonde girl (she looked slav) and an asian guy (looked korean) were dancing and kissing each other. she was really into him and holding his hand. as the night progressed she was giving him more and more signals. he started looking distant and not smiling. i think he was worried about the eventual sex with this blonde harlot.
>>217632644and thank you to everyone who participated in the voting
A young adult just glued xirself to the road while wearing a palestine fc scarf near me
I wish the Belgian were here to see this
feel like a mong for not getting a part time job while at uni
To be fair I much prefer the rich to dirty migrant scum x
>>217632712there was no vote and there never will againdemocracy has failed, goty needs strong leadership
>>217632629>That's why Rorke supports the very richHas Angie Rayner paid that hundreds of thousands of tax she avoided on her 3rd house yet?
>>217632718Liverpool? The iron is doing bits inside Irish diaspora brains
>>217632693>>watch your country, town, infrastructure, prospects and safety crumbleYes, because of the rich>>le rorke likes da richYes, he keeps sucking off the rich despite it being against his interests
>MANCHESTER POONITED
when i go to the ATM at night i'm not looking over my shoulder for billionairesI'M LOOKIN' FOR NIGGAS
/mug/mas is back on ladssoogs heart grew three sizes that night
ARSECHESTER POONITED
>/MUG/ /MUG /MUG/
>>217632749yeah their penises turn white inside white vaginas
>>217632785bluds sitting in her lap
Genuinely lads, we need mass deportations now.
Looks like South Park predicted something the Simpsons didn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gVKWD5p_Mg
severe yamming taking place
last week of work until i don't have to clock in again till next year
>>217632758Angie:>made an honest mistake and plans to pay back every penny of taxNigel:>deliberately avoided tax regarding his essex home and has no plans to pay back the tax at allWhen you're a rich public school boy, you can get away with anything
um!
You don't see Manscapes ads anymore
you should be allowed to determine where your tax money goes
>honest mistakescream
pov je suis le police de caca hahaha x
rorkebunny
The cronem are singing RnB ballads in the shower right now to celebrate their GOTY win
He burnt his hand as well the daft bastard
hanime is deadsad days
>>217632886honestly, three match ban for poor sportsmanshipmenzies has had it coming for a while
>>217632878mmmhmm dey got dat coco oil xhttps://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD
bbw sitting on my face
Well done Poo Seal. Winner of the Best Gimmick of the year, and well deserved!
trump really is a vile horrible old bastard if we're being honest
What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
>>217632886do you have to be fat to play darts?
>>217632943Regret
nth for the gyaldem
>>217632943fatter
>>217632918>waaaah poor sportsmanship Shut up you fucking faggot
quornem arriving for oven shift
>>217632920big feast planned?
>>217632686the cronem and gherkin won, get over it
>>217632954post the vid of her winking asshole
gender envy triggered
>>217632969suck my fucking cockabsolutely suck it down and make sure to swallow, bitch
>>217632943bottle of scotch and a little fuck toy
>>217632819>made an honest mistakeL M A O
>>217632992Don’t act tough now you just revealed what type of person you are absolute fucking gimp ahahah
>>217632918Yeah that along with the constant crying means he probably isn't right for darts
>>217632956It's easy as fuck mate to lose weight, just don't eat
>>217632114not yet, not yet
>>217632988the hand position implies that either the joy is for her feeling only or you have to feel the joy by standing behind her and reaching around
why are you guys lying that we're on the brink of war i got excited
>>217633016pack it in cameronyou lost your rag, you need the timeout
arsed it all up
>it's da richThere's always been rich people. most aristocratic families died off after ww1, the country is no longer a real monarchy. Yet everything and everyone's nationalism has gotten worse.
>>217632971>>217632979mmmhmm dey havin a luh qourn feast wid some charlie bighams goat curry x
need need NEED to run my tongue up dua lipa's sweaty arsecrack
>Sir Keir Starmer promises small boat migrants will be 'detained and sent back'
>>217633111yeah?
>>217633111?
>>217633111Patriot.
daiso...
>Yes, Pepperidge Farm appears to have changed the recipe for its Chessmen cookies, an alteration that has been noticed and discussed by consumers and groups like the American Tea Dueling Society. The change reportedly occurred around late 2023
>>217633146My lips will be placed over her cloaca
>sir nigel farage promises that no migrant will be allowed to leave the island alive
Gio Scotti. Sex.
>>217633188
Need shabana Mahmood to fire yesterday's dhal right down my waiting hatch
>>217633192shes fat now
>>217633209That's fucking rank
might make a greentext post about something nobody gives a shit about, and add an image perhaps
>>217633212Sex.
for me it's poo dog
>>217633248um mouseybunny x
>>217632984wrong lass
>>217633248umtoby x
>>217633209that is nicola sturgeon levels of rank lad give your head a wobble
>>217633219>nobody gives a shit aboutyou havent the slightest as to what you want to discuss, do you?
mad how much Prawn Cocktail crisps mog other Walkers flavours
we've all got an arshole havent wethats one of lifes constants
phat batty on katy doe =)
Brits always make this mistake. Americans rarely do as they are taught correct grammar.
>>217633326not me
is soogs crying yet
>>217633326speak for yourself
My two brothers are on holiday with their girlfriends with me and I can hear BOTH of them shagging in their own rooms next to mine (which is in the middle)Fuck SAKE
people shitting on Trump for his Rob Reiner statement but let's be honest those same people would still be shitting on him if he actually paid tributethe usual reply guys would be reminding him how much Reiner hated him
pop a katy hymen like bisto
>>217633339Try and stop me
>>217633339State of your shite screenshots
>>217633339they also can't hold pens
>>217632984>>>/sp/152516661
how's the mother now?
>>217633360blog on spaino you boring bastard
10 days to go lads.
>>217633362could have always said nothing couldn't he?
Asked santa for a total aryan victory
>>217633368
>>217633362so what?
>>217633388genuinely wonderful the entire daymental bitch
>>217633434Why have you replied to me with this image?
>>217633396https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jreITHdm6NY
>>217633448fucking womenprobably just needed to get it out of her system
>>217633450he has brain damage from being raped
>>217633339>simularwhy are you quoting literal disabled mongs for a read on grammar capabilities of a nation? also shut the fuck up you've been banging on about this for days you weird sperg.
>>217633476It's heatherpaedo.
>>217633362you sound like your breath stinks
had a small finance related panic attack but upon carefully reflecting it went away
>>217633339>POV: you have crippling physical and mental disabilities
pathetic ref
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsKgyrzVBGY
>>217633278arr rook same
>>217633450
>>217633450because i can. problem? talk to janny..
I wonder if our team will make it to C or higher in uma club rankings this month only 16 days to do it
>>217633540Bizarre
>>217633508pengosaurus sex
>>217633540
>>217633429
>>217633508weirdly find her more attractive with her clothes on
>>217633529fucking ruined
>>217633552Bizarre
>>217633562SCRAEAM
>>217633540you don't know why mate, you can't even string a coherent sentence together
got the Chinese porn onhsex.icu
sue
>>217633588
Millions of white men want to be Japanese girls. Explain it.
>>217633565ermmmmmmm they would have to demolish the branderburger gate and drain the spree river to build that
>>217633601It's the Jews, of course.
>>217633617Elaborate
>>217633594feel uncomfortable seeing sue unclothedthis is not the spirit of sue
>>217633594スーのまんこ
>>217633584
an american attempting for the 200th time to teach a brit the 'try to' grammatical rule and hearing 'try and' back
ARSECHESTER POONITED back at it
sun tzu and the art of leaving half drunk drinks out at ranom in your room
Been so warm out I've still got roses in bloom 10 days before Christmas. Global warming gone bonkers
what the /mug/ging hell is going on?
what's with the yanks tonight
where to find a gf who you dont have sex with but you can kiss and cuddle them
>>217633634They put drugs in the water supply and broadcast psychic sissy reprogramming waves everywhere.
>the 'try to' grammatical and
>>217633678uniberg
>>217633693would be funny if it were 6-7 haha
just had the flu and reckon ive got second flu nowwhat the fucking hell
>>217633689lol what RETARD said that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=MKZ_Rr5CLk8
>>217633693men doing a good job kicking the ball then?
>>217633712greedy bastard
never heard of men being misandrist towards their sons. but I've heard tonnes about women being misogynistic towards their daughters. yet they say men are problem
>>217633687Ah yes, the Jewish sissy hypno rays.
age verification pleaselol!
>>217633712I think ive read about a "recovery flu" somewhere at some point. im not a doctor
>>217633708would be /mug/kino
You’re laughing… United are being raped by Bournemouth and you’re laughing?
Bit sad that you can't get a car with a supercharged engine from new in the yookay nowLove this lump in mine, just don't get the instant whip-crack throttle response from turbos (or the noise)
who is the best british porn whore
There's nothing worse than antisemitism
>>217633642
>>217633750im glad this includes ABSOLUTE
>>217633750fucks sake I knew I should have watched this match
90+6 united pen incoming ladsFergie's dipping into his retirement savings to continue paying off the refs
>>217633748its that fucking woke 5g megacovid shite them russians or chinese or whatever have been makingim fuckign sick of this
>>217633652wow you really got me there with your webm whatever it means
>>217633722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqVYO40vIjo
six sevennnn :P
>>217633772she would get it >>217633790true
da raped
Never heard who asked
>>217633813>*Gets up from my bus seat and gives you a good hard spanking*
mental how peng london is
it's try to not try anddon't separate the idea
>>217633837da raped
And the very latest from SeasideMark?
can someone do a search on desuarchive for posts that contain 'da jooz' with a canadian flagcheers
Am a yookay groypa and we’uh gunna tayke ah cuntry b- ACK
>>217633865um, no
Genuinely don't care how bad or corrupt Reform are if they get rid of the darkies they've got my vote
>>217633815She needs comfort, not sex!
just ate some crisps lmao
>Am a yookay groypa and we’uh gunna tayke ah cuntry b- ACK
>>217633858I passed this the other day. 5 minute walk from Bowes Park station. A shopkeeper was stabbed to death on that road circa 2001.
was going to say that it seems silly to have 90% of people vote without all the options there yet but the lad doing that gimmick of the year thing last thread managed to fuck it up badly enough that i didn't need to point that out
choonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=vGUWVcIo430
>>217633859So it's I will try and stop being gay or I will try to stop being gay?
>>217633888they literally won't though that's the thingjust like how the tories banged on about small boats and immigrants bad while massively jacking up the levels of immigration into the UK
>>217633896SCREAMING
>>217633888they definitely won't but you should probably vote for them anyway to stick it to the big parties
>>217633888>reality: bad and corrupt + no darkies removed
>>217633919Try toTry and is incorrect. It separates the idea
>>217633860Please don't have a meltdown mate
>>217633896ahahaha
>>217633951Separating being gay from being you is too difficult
raped leaf on a permomelty
To have lived to 25 and not gone to war or fathered a child is a grave dishonour.At that point your only options are monasticism or to commit suicide.
americans don't say 'try and'. it's a british mistake.brits also make the mistake of saying 'a situation where' instead of 'a situation in which'.
>>217633988foy
>>217633929>vote for them anyway to stick it to the big partiesThey are absolutely fucking retarded thoughbeitAbsolutely cannot support dumb cunt ideas like banning any new overhead power lines and grid energy storage
>>217633988Which mistake made you turn out like this?
>>217634002????
Thoughts/opinions/reactions?
>>217633985What a load of shite
>>217634015ew/no/NEXT
>>217634015that it was Justin Treadu from the thumbnail and went OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWW
>>217634015Douse myself in olive oil and swim head first into her cunt
>>217634009didn't realise they had any actual policies desu>>217634015you are mentally ill
nova scotia leaf on PERMAMELTY
>>217634018The weight of shame hangs heavy on you even if you are too blind to notice. Put down your toys and grow up.
madein is rapein
how to recognise a british person.it's easy. they always say:try anda situation wheretry anda situation where
>>217633912dont look back in anger
im sick of seeing that fucking ugly woman
could fake my own death and go live as a priest in the deep south like elvis did
>>217634032>>217634039>>217634040>>217634043Good posts
I plan on dying in my 30s in a shootout with the cops. Live fast die young motherfucker
>Justin Treadu
>>217634073neck yourself
>>217634079dont know why you would say that in real life
>>217634079Just forwarded this message to the police.
Rob Reiner, 78. Just a fucking kid.
heathermong has become so unbelievably boring
might change my whole routine this new year. might stop coming here altogether. im better than this. changing is easy
>>217634057elvis is dead you didiot
>>217633988But we do
>>217634107yeah but you won't will you
Me? Voting Green.
catberg MELTY
>>217634114well yeah obviously now he is he'd be 90 years old
>The phrase "try and [do something]" is a widely used idiom in spoken British English, though the grammatically correct and form used in American English is "try to [do something]".
>>217633918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAghDS6s4Q
picking bits and pieces out of my nose and inspecting them then eating themthe circle of life
retarded cunts
>>217634112silly bugger
>>217634087Rude
>>217634107Why do you come here anyway?
Thoughts on my stew?
Spotted on the Kyiv metro, what ideology is this?
>>217634145just building up your immune system
i support crystal ballast.
>>217634145it's not though is it
>>217634139so fucking WHAT
brits don't know how to use the subjunctive mood either whereas americans are faultless at using it
With a report suggesting half of graduates would earn more if they had done an apprenticeship instead, our polling shows that 46% of Britons think apprenticeships better prepare young people for the future - only 6% say the same of degrees, while 43% say both equally
>>217634015>>217634040
>>217634177looks like emma watson sharted on it
>>217634177tastes like screen
Stews are poor coded, haven't had one since school
>>217634183you make the muck you eat itits the circle of life
reckon my gf would dump me on the spot if she knew I was a /brit/ poster
>>217634185No we say wish I was as well
>>217634128i will. in fact ill start right now. you wont see me again here, ever. mark my words. i was just joking before about lying, btw. i just lack discipline but i mean it when i say it.>>217634169you weak pathetic muppet
>>217634145I used to do this until I got a nasty throat infection one day
>>217634210okay enjoy taco friday
>>217634180he's not though is he>>217634207she didn't though did she>>217634220we will though won't we
>>217634185>faultless at using itthis is not grammatically correct
>>217634040>>217634196Would this be kosher?
>>217634112Should have been a halberd on the little cunt
brits are like:>me and my mates are going to the footballamerigods saying:>my buddies and i are going to watch football
>>217634220>you weak pathetic muppetWhat?
>>217634231you have to suck the good bits out
cops never think to look in burma shave
>>217634220You aren't going anywhere you raped nonce and you know it.
just spent 4 hours driving to and from the dentist, just for him to see me 30 minutes late and for him to spend barely 5 minutes on me
might become a pagan
>>217634268Nah never againConsider this your final warning
working Christmas Eve and Boxing Day for double pay
>>217634283ed miliband
>>217634281Do you live in jockland or something
mum’s raging because I’ve used all the expensive olive oil
>>217634144your music taste is worst in world all tinme
>>217634296
>>217634315incest is wrong mate
>>217634293Did someone scrub the paint off?
the best is when brits use reflexive pronouns incorrectly>myself and laura will be your air hostesses today americans would never make such a boo-boo
sooooooooo... at what age did you buy your first house
>>217634311The North West so the traffic at 4PM is hellish since you have several post-industrial shithole "cities" filled with the dumbest cunts this island has to offer all shitting up the motorway in the pissing rain at rush hour
I had 99 toughness at the start of the event and nw I already have 106 so basically AI lied to me about it being a rare item when I first started. got to get through probably... 3 toughness - BAKUSHIN!
>>217634334?
kitty go meo!
NEW>>217634374>>217634374>>217634374
>>217634343American air hostesses would correctly say, "Lauren and I will be your air hostesses today"
>>217633278Made for sultry doggy style with United Statian men
