KO 8PM UKManchester United (3-4-3): Lammens; Yoro, Heaven, Shaw; Amad, Casemiro, Fernandes, Dalot; Mbeumo, Mount, Cunha.>Subs: Bayindir, Martínez, Zirkzee, Malacia, Dorgu, Ugarte, Sesko, Fredricson, Mainoo.Bournemouth (4-2-3-1): Petrovic; Smith, Diakité, Senesi, Truffert; Tavernier, Adams; Jiménez, Kluivert, Semenyo; Evanilson. >Subs: Dennis, Araujo, Soler, Brooks, Scott, Adli, Kroupi, Hill, Unal.
was hoping this would be on tv
Man Utd need to stop fucking around and batter these cunts
Why doesn't Sesko start?
>Semen yo
>>152514958super sub like mainoo
>>152514953They haven't beaten Bournemouth in almost three years kek
>MalaciaDafuq...how? or why?
>>152515004ah yes the mighty B'mouth. we'll do these cunts, just fucking watch
>>152515004that's nothing, they haven't defeated grimsby town in nearly 80!
sighunited take the lead then sit back bournemouth draw level late on1-1
>>152515068>bournemouthit's written >B'mouth
>"The Butcher" is back
up the cherries
>>152515093fuck the cherries. you're irrelevant next to us mancunian twats. our stadium is like 7 times the size of yours. we're gonna bury you
Do you think soogs will be watching this game or taking loads on her face as usual?
>>152515125Look at this uppity customer
i have a feeling we're in for some kino today lads
>>152515004Gonna happen now you've said that
>>152515125what like the last two seasons?getting used to the annual december 3-0 win at old trafford for the cherriesanything less would be a disasterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjaifKKr6p4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP3lBLE-yUI
cam onnnn cherries score sum facking goals
interdasting
>>152515135She's worse at sex than she is at being a football fan
>>152515164we'll avenge those two defeats all at once with a 6-0 tonight. we'll do you cunt
>>152515193Women being good at sex is a bad signal
Bournemouth look meh latelyIf this was the beginning of the season they wouldve raped shartnited 6-0 but now it might just be a draw or a scrappy 2-1 win for them cherries
>>152515175>Republic of Mancunia>Capital city: Manchesteryou dont say
>>152515210Not for my cock and balls.
Praying for a bruno, casemiro and mount ACL tear today so united collapse
>>152515175>Man>Coon>Eeya
>>152515210she's a whore anyway, the least she can do is do it well
>>152515231Mount looks peak condition
im ready
>>152515210no it's a sign that she'll cheat on you which is a good thing
Luv r Dalot
>second minute>claiming for non penalties alreadygrim
herro
last two digits are the final score
Tyler Adams injured again? No way
>>152514930/mug/ tonight inshallah
Lessgo lads
>>152515321Love Dee
>>152515325>last two digits are the final score
Tyler Adams is more of a concept, a theory of a player
>>152515351reckons stella should replace soogs as /mug/ mascot as shes actually a scouser living in manchester
>>152515383Looks like an NPC stripper
>>152515309Why does he need two smoke-making-devices?
So, how many mancs are actually in the """"manchester"""" united squad these days?
lads...deep in my bones, almost imperceptible...faint, but there..ive got a feeling.
Man Utd winning the xg already, 0.23 to 0. it's over for B'mouth
Just ate a mince pie
>>152515383umm
>>152515406None>Inb4 Mainoo, he's from Africa
>>152515408Might want to see a doctor, mate.
>>152515398soogs in npc af too. you only don't notice because you are in fact an npc as well
>>152515408>ive got a feeling.THAT TONIGHTS GOING TO BE A GOOD NIGHT
>>152515408sounds like aids, rip
DIALLO
Leaked video of soogs
/mug/ bros...
>semenyo>semen-yosurely you can’t be serious?
AMAD
yikes
>mememouth
what the hell happened to bournememe
>>152515463I am serious, and don't call me surely
NGUBU!!
What a shit team
REFFIES
>>152515459kek state of that soogs bitch
>>152515473hi dad I'm serious
>>152515459evra's protoge
Why is Gary Neville allowed to be on commentary? He's so fucking smug every time YANITED do something well.
what a waste of time anyone can see he was on
>>152515490I couldn't see it and needed that review.
why does amad diallo have a slice of ham on his neck?
>>152515486that's like worrying about halley's comet
>>152515471Lost the entire defence and keeper in the summer. Winless in 6.
>>152515383seen this image before, thought it was one of those fake troons
>>152515486All united "legends" are meme players who got carried by the refs.
My OF failed, gonna focus on actually doing some work irl and finding a sugar daddy
>>152515469>the NPC stare
>>152515453WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME
>>152515421>strangers in our own country>strangers in our own leagueThanks Blair
>>152515523>My OF failedModern three-word horror
>>152515504yeah was wondering why have they gone to shit recently specifically, they were coping fine before. people were saying iraola was the next pep
>>152515533>Thanks BlairThank the British public for voting for it, again and again and again
>>152515523why not do some actual work and then be my sugar mummy?
>>152515533NO ONE CAN MOVE MOVE MOVELIKE THE RED TRIBE DO
Watching a mediocre and vaguely competent Man Utd isnt fun.I miss the 2023/24 season. I miss oh na na, i miss watching them lose week in week out
>tfw pakistani but entire family born in scotland>my 3 sisters come back home for crimbo holidays>they all have white BFsgrim, it wasnt a meme huh..
>another mugless Monday Yeah,it's over
>>152515565They remind me of Chelsea.
>>152515533I remember watching this
>truffert
>>152515549I dont have any skills except sex work. And escorting isnt all that anymore. Who would employ me, no one. Im not high maintenance but i need my hair and nails done every week
>>152515569Ribena?
>>152515546Don't remember "unlimited mass immigration" being in any of the manifestos
>>152515569How do I get a MENA gf?
>>152515569Get your own white bf then, if you feel left out
>this formationalso how can we still post here, a few months ago people said herr starmer was gonna ban 4chan from uk shores>>152515569white fever is a blessing and a curse
>>152515580Mcdonalds is always hiring
>>152515533tbf foreigners in the league is more to do with the eu
>>152515580I hope you're a female
>>152515587You open your door expecting a peaceful day. I walk up to you and punch you. Im in the wrong.Everyday i knock on your door, and i punch you each time you open it. You keep opening the door, i keep punching you.How many times do you need to get hit before you stop answering the fucking door to me?
>>152515580come and be my live in sex toy, free food and board
Forgot this match was even on tonight.Wish me luck, /mug/bros.
>>152515604Why?
>>152515607>implying
>>152515597Mcdonalds wont let me go on holiday each month or buy dior perfume so... i love my Dior, i got a tester and now i need the actual thing
>>152515565the loss of onana has been pretty devastating. he was doing more for /mug/ that any player they've signed since fergie
>>152515539It’s been like this all season. There wins are Fulham, Forest, Wolves, Brighton and Spurs. Their club situation was too vulnerable to reinvest the money from Madrid, PSG and Liverpool adequately.
>>152515627bosman ruling
>>152515569is your family muslim?
>>152515625brother what have you done you're ruined!
>>152515612filthy manc slag
>>152515588be white and move to the ukbut youve gotta be over 5'10. even indian girls have some standards
>>152515596I genuinely have no idea what that's even supposed to be.
>>152515607I have a vagina and i keep it in good condition as i dont escort any more
>>152515622>just stop voting labourwe just had 14 consecutive years of tories sweetie
Last year Chelsea fans were saying Petrovic was good. He's fucking garbage wtf
This is such a typical yanited gameScore a goal, struggle to score a 2nd, grow complacent, opponent gets the equaliser, panic, then either get one point or concede another goal
>>152515646That would only account for free transfers
>>152515622>Glowie posting in the match thread
>>152515175>the British Isles
>>152515644well they were like 4th for ages fair enough if i didn't notice they'd had easy fixtures. assumed they were doing a leicester-lite
>watching amorimballim just shitposting here while watching lotr https://cinezo.net/watch/movie/122
>>152515623Erm... not really because i have my own place, i need to be spoilt, my last ex drove a mcclaren, it was a proper posh car
>>152515612
>>152515663I was talking about the fucking Tories bruh!
>>152515675He's better than Sanchez desu
>>152515663kier is a tory in disguise, he wants to make us upload our faces and bank details to even use the internet
>>152515500That’s actually billy bear
>>152515689you need therapy and a slap
>>152515688I saw this in the cinema
>>152515698But Blair opened the borders in 1997, Tory immigration pre-1997 was drastically lower
>>152515681no, bosman was also about freedom of movement within the eu for footballer
>>152515679And they nearly conceded if not for Lammens
Lammens needs to be killedFuck him for wasting his talent bailing out this shit club
>>152515708boomer, its 2025 the mask is off. women openly admit they only care about money and height nowadays
The backline has looked much more stable since the Lammens signing. Man United are back to being a boring 4th place team.
>>152515708Slap my bum maybe, depends how tall you are.I wish i had a nice bf to spoil me
fuark
i miss him, bros
>>152515569Don’t you insects normally fuck your cousins?
>>152515569FUCK. OFF.
>>152515710i saw the mummy in the cinema
>>152515716Immigration under labour was 100k plus net.Under the Tories it was one million gross per year. Bro. Do you even understand these numbers
>>152515533Chelsea are responsible
>>152515717Any player could move to any team if the price was agreed, long before bosman
>>152515523Always thought a tart doing dares on of would go down well. Fully interactive, one dare a week that’s community chosen.
>>152515746are you a zoomer lol? bet you are
>>152515723No because you need to be nice tok, be generous and thoughtful.Also, god forbid a woman has preferences
>>152515744chelsea are just the final formwengers arsenal started it
>>152515738I understand you just made them up
>>152515653Trust The Plan, la.
Anyone got a good stream? Mine keeps stopping
>>152515737me too and it was my first date
>>152515737Based, you must be around 42 years old
>>152515755>be nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKdYX4F984Q
>>152515752No. Stop posting bullshit
>>152515762acestream://eab7aeef0218ce8b0752e596e4792b69eda4df5e
>>152515757Don't you remember when Chelsea put out a full team of foreigners in the late 90's? It had never been done before
KEKHOW DO YOU NOT SCORE THERE
>>152515751I tried everything, cosplay, upskirt, sucking dick.Nothing stuck. I dont even care, i just want money and to have nice things. Want nice bags and shoes
>>152515778she literally admitted it earlier in the thread m8
>>152515779>he zoomstop kek, m8
>>152515736>tp
>>152515802I accept your consession
>Thai tranny larping before>Woman larping nowEnough of this bizarre display
>>152515793post pics of the cosplay
Nobody scores any more
>>152515778What is that
Yanited is so wasteful its insaneHow, should be 3-0 minimum
>chance after chance falling to players not named brunogrim
>>152515815It’s obviously trolling lad
>>152515793i take no pleasure in saying if youve not got a 8/10 face or a 7/10 face and huge tits that wont happen. especially if youre older than 25 youve missed the boat. its a normal life for you unfortunately. try the job centre or go back to uni and study beauty or something
was iraola a one season wonder? i thought he would have bournememe in the europa league spots this season
WE'RE SO BACK
>>152515839Yeah its true i cant lie. Im pretty but not stunning and im not 18 anymore so its fucked.Not gonna get a job, want to be looked after, OF felt like work and i hated that part. I just wanna chil omfg why is life like this
/MUG/ BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>there are bongs ITT who unironically think that electoralism can stop mass ImmigrationIt is literally over for the English. London, Birmingham, Bradford - you name it, it all stinks.You have allowed parralel societies to ferment for so long that all you have left is either a recreation of the revolutions of 1848, or Separatist states for your "new arrivals".
nice goal
BASED BASED BASED
SEMEN
And that's why he's liverpool bound :)
kwab
ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE MUGMAS
>>152515815I'll post my legs instead, cant identify me that way, I'll post if i get lots of (yous)
>>152515533>those teamsUGH take me back
MY NIGGA SEMENYO
>>152515679
WE MUGGIN>>152515869just embrace the benefits life. find a lad on benefits and have a baby, the govt will give you guys like 50k a year to shitpost
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THE MUG IS IN
Ayy yo it's semen
CALLED IT KEK>>152515679
it's 1-1 now
>Shaw>MountFucking hellKEEP THEM AWAY FROM ENGLAND
shaw absolutely bullied there
GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN
>create zillions of chances>fail to score and cement lead>draw into lossel classico
Se/mug/yo
IGOTAFEELIN'
There's no fucking way you monkey ass niggas are responding to a '''''female'''' itt
>Man Utd have 2.25xgthey just don't want to score
SEMEN YO SLURPER
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
Ref's a right porker
>>152515879i've said it before, and i'll say it again — give them south wales, and be done with it.
Chimpout
>>152515927Lol i had a letter today telling me i need my cervix screened, you know, like 50% of the population lmao
Man Utd 1-1 BournemouthSky Sports' Gary Neville at Old Trafford:"There's an inquest going on."Shaw gets barged out of the way by Kluivert. He has to be stronger there."He leaves his teammates into a position where they invite Semenyo to shoot."It's a wonderful finish. It's everything you want in teaching a young foward."For all their good work, Man Utd find themselves level."
red card for both of them
>>152515928Mostly because Casemiro have decided he's a striker today, not a defensive midfielder.
>chop to the throathow tf wasn't that a red card?
>>152515946Im no proctologist but ill take a look
>>152515952And Diallo won't pass the fucking ball
the rule has always been tits or gtfo
Its insane how /weakmind/ Yanited has become the last decade
Utd boutta win the xG league
Why does the black get away with violent conduct?
they always say that "var is happy with that" when he doesn't make a decision like he's sitting there smiling from ear to ear. i think he's probably just neutral, not happy or sad, just doing his job
Worst referee performance all season
tavernier is a sovl name. just screams lower league footballer. like he runs a pub in his spare time>>152515962many such cases!
that was fucked up from dalot
>>152515958>proctologisti'm pretty sure it's dermatologist for the cervix
>>152515978we've all been there
>a coming together of headsthink that's called frottage
>>152515967It's due to the owners. When you have two old farts as owners who couldn't care less for the club they own they'll end up putting useless, incompetent people in charge, who will hire shitty players and will end up shitting the team.
>>152515941South Wales belongs to the Welsh Nation thoughbeit. They should secede from the "United Kingdom".
>>152515989or pediatrician if youre from manchester
>>152515978dildo to big you rancid slag
'AVE IT
>>152515952And it paid off the fucking old head
>>152516008Fuck, can that happen? I only use my toys once or twice a week
petrovic is rubbishchelsea robbed mememouth
FUCK CASEMIROWHY STAIN A PERFECT CAREER BY BAILING OUT SHARTNITED
shit goalie kys
casemirooooooooooo
>petroshitthat is horrific
>>152515699There's no way you believe this after that fucking petroleum jelly hands keeper LMAO
>>152515952everyone laugh at this dood
He fell over when the ball harmlessly bounced near him
deary me
>>152515787Thanks
>>152515699alexis sanchez maybe
what the actual fuck is that goalkeeping
>>152516016>can that happen?Oh, but it can.
Can't say that they haven't deserved it, Manchester United.Casemiro gets loads of first contacts. The goalkeeper has to stop that.Petrovic is collapsing into the back of his net. Just stand up strong.Man Utd deserve that, it's the best first half I've seen at Old Trafford in a long, long time.
>True fairJust say Truffert ffs
>>152516048fuck off gary lad
>>152516048did you actually type that in or do you have some sort of STT going?
I feel sick watching man u actually play wellt. Started watching football in 2023
>>152515952It worked rn
>>152516049little miss muffet would sit on him and he would get a season ending injury>>152516066same. but i started in 2012.
Scouse tarts love Manc lads
>>152516000don't care and i think by the time this would hypothetically occur they would be happy to sacrifice it. though on second thoughts we would give them this horn of wales and keep cardiff. no one would miss swansea.
>>152516072based hitachichad. the ultimate clit destroyer
BournemouthBros, we still got this.
Only Arsenal (9) have scored more goals from corners in the Premier League this season than Manchester United (7).haramorim
i fucking hate united
/mug/ is cancelled tonight. United never lose after leading at half time at Old Trafford.
>>152516110i believe
>>152516102embarrassing how much english is on thishow does irish not have a word for yellow or card
>>152516071What was it like during the ole era and the mourinho season where they finished 2nd?Im positive enough that this season is only a mirage, but the main objective for us /mug/chads is to keep them out of europe again, so their finances keep getting fucked
>>152515952BRUH dis doo
>>152516082But I like to go on holiday in Pembrokeshire.
Femlarp trolling is still a thing
>>152516088Its ruined me lol. My ex used to use it on me when he fucked me and it ruined me.Best sex toy ever, and doesnt even need batteries
>>152516118We do, blame google.
Man United are 5th in the Premier League
>>152516119>what was it likethe ole era everyone knew was a meme, only retards fell for itunder mourinho there was some belief but then he went full mourinho and the dressing room fell apart. they had a good side under him but the following managers sold it and replaced it with shit
>>152516110drawing to these fucktards would be a loss
>>152516122the bigger the lie, the more anons believe
>>152516132Yeah well where are her big fat knockers
>>152516140Don't move the goalposts. Liverpool didn't get a lug after drawing to Leeds.
halftime baddiedem
>>152516124Tits or gtfo
>>152516102always catching me off guard watching a stream for an hour and then suddenly there is a commercial where they slip in and out of speaking in tongues
Why did Semenyo choke Dalot?
>>152516145good desu, other /ug/s but /mug/ are gigacringewell except /bug/ but only because i hate barca with a burning passion
Where are the real slags
>>152515952BRUH this doo doo
>>1525161322 places above title contenders Liverpool? That cant be right...
>>152516082>Snowdonia National ParkYou always manage to outdo us with corny names
>>152516158Socioeconomic factors compelled him to do so
>>152516149Sorry, only got tarts
>>152516160/lug/ has more soul than /mug/ because its not overplayed
>>152516118>how does irish not have a word for yellowBuí>or cardCartá
>>152516176But whats the point of /lug/ if theres not catastrophic consequences for them getting relegatedIf united get relegated they genuinenly wont return to the prem, it would be total victory for /mug/ chads
Reeks of 5-1 this
what language is the least dead out of welsh, scottish, southern irish, and latin?
>>152516174Big fan of this
>>152516190its a cope, i always laugh as a chels fan when they try and make /chug/ a thing, its lame AF
>>152516190Liverpool losing or even drawing after winning the league and spending 500M is hilarious
>>152516190I haven't seen any threads about Leeds dropping points
>>152516205we don't sign our posts here
the league does seem extremely shit this year. even the promoted teams are competing. only one good side this season in arsenal and everyone else is shades of mid
Post actually cute slags
sky sports have literally come back from adverts, spoke for 10 seconds over a video of petrovic warming up then went back to adverts
>>152516082>>152516121English people shouldn't be allowed to visit Wales whenever they want.You should have restrictive visas like East Germany VS West Germany during the Cold War.
>>152516223They almost drew with wolves
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
>>152516205chug isn't a thing because chelsea are a small club who cheated for trophies like city
>>152516229
Kek so it’s one of those games
Fucks sake
/MUG/>/MUG/
tornapartlmao
MUG MUG MUG
>>152516234sky is getting more american every year. >>152516235we are just bongs with better accents desu, we dont need to seethe at them like you guys
ALL YOU NEED IS MUG
I ALWAYS RATED 'SON
lol the fat bastard taking a snooze on the pitch
>>152516223Why do idiots call a balanced league shit? A league where anyone can beat anyone on any given day is far more entertaining than 2-6 behemoths killing minnows and consuming each other
NEVERSTOP/MUG/ING
it's 2-2 now
>>152516192>southern irish
>>152516269DAH DAH DAH DAH DAHHHH
The British Isles
all that toil from yanited and it's still 2-2 lmao
WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>152516190Liverpool spent half a billie, thats what makes it so funny
Man Utd 2-2 BournemouthSky Sports' Gary Neville at Old Trafford:"That's Amorim's problem - they look very light at the back, their best centre-backs aren't out on the pitch."
>>152516174corrrrrrrrrr slags
Bournememe win this
old trafford silent, they know whats coming kek
>>152516287>The British Isles
>>152516320Its always silent though..
GOOD EBENING
>Manure
>>152516325I like where this is headed
KEKEK
>>152516300>half a billieI hate you
>>152516268>sky is getting more american every year.Well they are own by Comcast an American company.>>152516287Don't tell the Irish
Garrold Neville has to be the most useless *apologies to anyone who might take offence at what I’m about to say, especially mods* nigger I’ve ever heard open his mouth
>grabbed a snack and it's 2-2based
>>152516248Knew it
LMFAO!!!!
PEAK MUG PERFORMANCE
mug sisters... we're eating good
How do you say "it's over" in old trafford?
KWAB
>>152516342Fuck she is so hot
should i embrace the devil and buy a 4chan ass? i cant take these capchas anymore lads
PUMPED RAW
SO
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>YANITED
FILL UP MY CUP
>>152516330Its a library, show some respect
/mug/ IS INEVITABLE
>>152516350It's United
>ever doubtingCOULDN'T BE ME
/mug/ status?
EVERYONE GET IN HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGjI9VeQri4
>>152515921behold
wow, this was the last thing anyone expected
GEEEEEEEEEEEEET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN
Who put money on a Bournemouth win?
but-but lemongs is better than onana...fuck off
>this is the best I've seen Man United play in a long time
casemiro second yellow would put the cherry on top
Amorim, lads
>>152516388Ngubu... i kneel..
>>152516268>we are just bongs with better accents desuSad stuff, when you won't even recognize your own Nation
/mug/ bros, are we back?
what does he do?
Oooh what a bobbly dazzler of a /mug/
>>152516396He is, onana is a fucking retarded dancing monkey and I’m not trying to be racist here but he’s a fucking nigger too
I GOTTA FEELING
>>152516411>we just need a white lad in the net it's that simple
Man Utd 2-3 BournemouthSky Sports' Gary Neville at Old Trafford:"Against this back five - although it's not really a back five - you fancy your chances with a decent attack, which Bournemouth have in semenyo."
why can't i hold all these lammens
>it's happened again>it's happened agaaaaainKek, never change banter fc
>>152516396dude is like 13, give him time
banana saves that
>Bournemouth in the lead
bruno crying laughing face
>>152516448Oh na na
>/mug/
>>152516427He’s doing my fucking nut.Like listening to a spastic
>casemiro-bruno CMhe'll never learn>slabby laughing
>>152515325
slabhead having a great time
Record on the line game, might see some tears tonight
>SLABhead laughingKek
every time they have a chance to approach top 4 they just fuck it up
>>152516466kek
>>152516489It's likely top 5 now, remember
>>152516393LiverChads did.
>>152516489if they're top 4 at christmas they won't buy anybody in januarygenius sabotage by amorwin
>>152516480>>152516486he's taken the tsuuuupill
>ht recordA FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
>>152516497This explains the immediate choke
>>152516393the irish gigachad
>>152516497It’s only top 8 for Europe
>tune in expecting a /mug/>they go 2-1>only leave the match on cause go to take a shit>come back to 3-2Now we are talking
>>152516509Cute feet
>the kobbler in 2025rubens given up
>>152515145I was correct
>Manchester United
>>152516509>statistically one of these 4 jap women has done JAV and another has done compensated datingWHORES
mainog save my ass
bournememe scoring 3 goals at old trafford 3 seasons runningutter state
BLACK SCHOLES IS ON THE PITCH
>>1525165093,2, power gap, 4, suicide, 1
>>152516509Slutty asians are my kryptonite
>>152516506Transcendence through ambivalence
>>152516532fuck this is worse than seeing belle delphine 'fuck'porn is awful these days
Mason Mount has come on.Be afraid. Stop him if you can
>>152516532CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
how was mainoo the lynch pin in an england side that should have won the euros and now cant even start for a lower half of the table side..
imagine having sex in front of a camera
WONDERBOY Kobe Mainoo will surely turn this game around!
>>152516532If a man fucked me like that id push him off me
>>152516569Who?
Do you guys rate Areola?
>>152516579southgate is a superior manager
>>152516532Kek, I’ve had better sex today Who’s paying for this?
>>152515523did you try dressing in a man united kit and letting various chads in other clubs kits bang you whenever united lost to the club? thats free money right there
>>152516587LONDONONDON
>>152516532woah
didn't realise cunha had been on all game kek
refball activated
>2-1>went to londis>closed>went to bargain booze>closed>went to tesco>get home>/mug/ happeningwtf what happened?
>>152516591Mount. To dominate. To penetrate
>>152516579>how was mainoo the lynch pinThey literally never scored when he was on the pitch and would usually immediately score as soon as he was taken off
Haven't seen Bournemouth til I die anon in a while
>>152516532>3 pumpskek who pays for this
>>152516532so this is the sex i've been missing out on?lol
>>152516624he died
>>152516607sorry im in sunderland
>>152516566ye,it's Skyrim sex mods for me
>>152516594Hes alright, cliterois is better
>>152516566its like a mix between amateur and proit takes away all the good stuff from amateur porn, like the sincerity and passionalso takes away all the good stuff from pro porn like the good angles, actual performance etcwhat you get is shitty uninterested videos where there is no performance
>>152516634I'd sunder your land if you know what I mean
>>152516618check your local premier
GIVE THE BALL TO KOBBIE AND HE WILL SCORE
>>152516624btid poster posts in and around bournemouth match threads, but never in bournemouth match threads
>that one guy in the crowd ranting
investigate petrovic
>tescohttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1765830057786675.webm
>>152516603I feel like getting fucked on camera crosses a line. Nudes and blowjobs are ok but what happens when i want to settle down
>>152516532>>152516661wtf, soogsx is a girl?
>>152516646that's even further than the tesco
>>152516532OH NO, SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!
petrovic is the black onana>>152516664well let the winning team cum on your face and the shirt, that would still do numbers from the /mug/ army
>>152516618>went to tesco>tesco just subbed onits destiny
>mbongo
phil jones would start for this united side
Can see Bournemouth getting another here
>>152516664on the off chance this isn't a larp you will never settle down unless its some fat neckbeard
OOF
>>152516697I hope you took a condom with you to tesco, it feels like being fucked with their high prices
What are the odds of Bruno (P) '96
kek amorims finally given up on the 3 at the back memefinally united might finish in the europe spots again
Amorim must be the shittest manager at subs
>>152516674Im so disappointed. Disgusted even
>>152516678Ive never had sex with more than one man at once, I'd be scared
>>152516603>anons fantasizing fucking another mangrim
>>152516725>paying>in a supermarket Wew
>>152516717I just want someone to love me
>>152516743not the entire teamjust find some big lad dress him up in a bournemouth kit, suck him off in a united kit and let him cum on you>>152516747im a professional pornographer, im taking a professional interest
>>152516750Alright pikey
>umbummowhat is that pass
fuck this cunt
>kinder mbueno
>>152516756and handbags.
>>152516762Kinda hot. A man hasnt cum on me since 2022
I feel iike there is a mathematical limit where if you exceed that number of black or brown players, you cant be a top elite team. I think the limit is around 3 or less.
afcon united will be cinema
>>152516726>What are the odds of Bruno (P) '96they're already starting the cumulative penalty tactic >>152135324
I always find it bullshit when they give a handball when the ball hits the part that supposedly can play someone onside.
>>152516756well you fucked that up with your own behaviour didn't you
>mgubu
So what exactly is Sesko good at? Should they spam crosses for big lad headers? seems like such a non player
mug sisters...
questionable handball
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
The fix is in.
>>152516789Yeah being spoilt is part of the relationship
>needing refball to tie
/mug/ bros, not like this!
>>152516813DISASTER of a ref lmaohe just wanted to kill /mug/
uh oh mugsisters...
>>152514930>manure loosing>thread filled with inane faggotry Wish this match would end so we could get our /mug/ on
/mug/ sistahs...
Refballed
Never a handball
Cringe
what a sexy fucking goal
I’m devastated
I hate him
BLOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
fuck off i had fernandes to score a pen why are they going off script?
RIGGED
it's like fergi never died
Lmao the fix is in
tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>152516831Nah, Bournememe should have seen Semenyo sent off first half, but Im letting it slide since it made for a good watch
daylight robbery
grim
MUGBROS...
Needing refball to draw against Bournemouth
FFS
EAT SHIT MUG CUNTS
you spozzy fucks
kek what a meme gamedefending is for nerds
>>152516868It will end 3-3 and my pussy will be ok, it will stop bleeding
Absolutely refballed never a handball
That’s literally not fair
AYYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOOOOO
/mugbros/ surely there is something left in this for us..
ABUs? where do we go from here?
FOOKS SAKE
>"referee save us"
>>152516885Oh no no no
TOTAL MUG ANNIHILATION
>>152516874>drawOHNONONONONO
glory glory man uniiiiiiiiiiiiiited
mug sisters this can't be happeningliterally shaking rn(also what an elegant goal pass from the defender)
>>152516885FUCK MY SHIT FEMCEL LIFE
>>152516885r.i.p your minge
SAVE ME REF
>>152516885anon, i....
fugghhhks sayke
>>152516902Wait
/mug/sisters... not like this...
>>152516909its the season of giving, post your OF and ill donate a cheeky 50 quid christmas present.
Im gonna post my pad to prove Man Utd ruined me and have me discharge
>Commentators going "United are BACK" and "this is just like Fergie times" every time they score a goal/have a good sequence
>swap to a back 4>immediately score twicehmmmmmmmmmmmm lads
MEME GAME
>opposition gets booked for nothing>ghost handballs in prime free kick locations>no replay on the deflection that should've gone for a cornerthis is just like Fergie times
>>152516947Fergie would have exploded at conceding a goal against Bournemouth let alone 3
>>152516947four four fakin two innit
Fucking hell
NOT SO FAST/MUG/ BROS WE'RE SO BACK
/MUG/ BROS WE ARE SO BACK
WE'RE BACKWE'RE BACKWE'RE BACKWE'RE BACK
We are soooo back /mug/ bros
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUG POTENTIAL IS BACK
AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BOTTLE IT
lol
Lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>0-0>go take a shit>come back>4-3
I rarely post, but when I do, it's for games like these.
/MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG/
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>152516936I closed it down, you can cashapp me though. I'll go on video call to prove its me obvs
the /mug/ never stops
KEK KEK KEK YANITED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/MUG/-BROS, IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL IT'S OVER
Lemon's gotta save that
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Who was that mong?
what a fucking game though
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lammens sucks...
>>152516931Called it>>152516902Suck my big Anglo cock
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Remember the rule of MUG lads, if they seem to be doing better its only for a greater future mugging
>8 (eight) goalsabsolute emem game
Amorim wasn't built for the top 5
>>152516993>4-3
I believe.
soul
MUG MUGMUG
Jesus Christ there's a war going on in Manchester. What a game
Why can't any of those mugs defend?bring slabhead
>>152516993i unironically had to go and put the shopping away for my family as i was the only one home when it got delivered and missed the entire second half up till 3 mins ago. least i saw that goal just now i guess..
>>152517021this hasnt led me wrong for the entire decade ive watched footy
Cam on bournememeScore a fackin winner
That>Bruno 99' (P)Is inevitable, the ref wont allow this to continue
>>152517047FOLC
>second game against Wolves in less than a monthRigged.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED I WENT TO MAKE A PIZZA
numerals for 90+6 (p)
Mad how SHIT both these keepers are
Fun fact: United has only had 1 clean sheet in 16 Premier League games
>>152517070Defences tbf
So how much Fergie time? I'm thinking whatever Manure want
>>152517061If they get their designated (p) that guy might have a real chance of getting a haircut
ok i admit ityoro is a fraud
>>152517061For some reason, 19th fixtures are repeat of 15th instead of some earlier week or, you know, the fixtures that haven't been played
>>152517067>WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED I WENT TO MAKE A PIZZACan I have a slice?
Even the referee cant handle the pressure, all his hair has fallen out
>97' B. Fernandes (P)
>>152517081>please dont take any offence at what I'm about to suggest, but i think the United back four need to switch off less- Gary Neville
>>152517094BALD
>>152517093to be fair thts a good looking pizza
>>152517108yeah its meant to trigger me but just made me hungry
FERGIE TIME
>>152517057>>152517102you can fucking see it to ruin a kino gameimagine scoring 4 at old trafford, being refballed and coming home with nothing
>>152517084We both know he's gonna have that jewfro until 2028
>Manure shitting the bed at home>Camera pans to Fergie's faceI kek every time.
Bournemouth will score in extra time and Fergie will have a heart attack and die.
+until united win
I gotta say, the more I hear from this Gary Neville fellow...the less I care for him!
>>152517123They were already refballed
>8 (eight) minutes they're not even hiding it anymore
CAM ON IRAOLA, SHOW ME SOMETHING FUCKING INCREDIBLE
>>152517123they've already been up against refball with that 3rd united goal
>+8FERIGIE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>152517107EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES?FROM FUCKING WHERE?
>8 (EIGHT)yeah congratulations bruno
BIG ZIRK ON
>>152517129Reroll
a lot of violence tonight
Note how it's "PLAYER" of the match now, not man of the match.
GWARN BOURNEMOUTH
>8(p) is inevitable
big zirk finna do a woltemade impression no cap
>8 minutes Please, I need to take a piss!!!
>>152517146The six goals scored this half, presumably
glorified runner
>>152517156Men no longer exist
IGOT AFEELIN
fresh bulls on
>>152517169go lad ill tell them to hold it
Man U WILL rig this AGAIN
>>152517129wtf is going on in that webm?
where did 8 mins come from?
Only 4 minutes until Fernandes (p), reckon I've got time to put the kettle on and go for a quick piss
>>152517190one for each goal
>>152517189hes being asked to leave but hes allowed to finish his pineapple first
>>152517185Hold what?
No way they don't refball another penalty for manure
>>152517189Restaurants are sick of food vloggers coming into their restaurant sitting at a table setting up a light and camera talking to the camera really loud and ruining the ambience of their place for other customers.
someone premake /mug/
united on the ropes here
That should have been the winner
OH FUCK LOOK LIKE DECIDING TO NOW WATCH THE GAME WAS NOT THE BEST IDEAWHAT A SAVE
we need onana back
Play has stopped, add on another 6 minutes
>>152517214Premaking /mug/ is the signal for more refball
>>152517093it came out as greasy as this how did you know
united clinging on for deer life
sent off for getting fouled lol
>>152517189fat american getting cut off from a buffet. As you can see he can't even comprehend the request to stop eating, it causes him anger
Today, we are all Bournemouth
Agent Fernades is Bournemouth's best player
what a joke
>>152517237Damn that looks legit for a homemade 'za
>>152517251FREE BOURNEMOUTH
TIL manure score
>>152517237From the thumbnail I thought this was a rotting diabetic leg
ABSOLUTE BOTTLEJOBS
FULL TIME>>152489943>>152489943>>152489943POST MATCH THREAD
>>152517274It is
Bournemouth should have had 7
IT'S OVER, Mug might have not won but the viewers enjoyed a wonderful game
fuck
Barely got a proper attack going for 8 mins to even get that (p)
APOLOGIZE TO LEMONS
Brooks has been electric
UNTIL MANURE SCORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGjI9VeQri4MELTY
Why was Bournemouth time wasting for a drawThey should have gone for it harder
>>152517298>>152517298>>152517298it's up.
>>152517268it was messed up while trying to slide it off the shovel/peel
Holy shit lammens
comfyrefball aside bournemouth should have had that at the end there to make it a 2 goal win
/MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG/
What a game.
FFS there for the taking but a /mug/ nonetheless
Does 4-4 mean my vagina will stop bleeding?
>>152517306kys
Holy shit what a fucking game. Get Iraola to Tottenham and we can relive the Pochettino days
>>152517298 >>152517298 >>152517298 /MUG/
kek old trafford shook
>>152517324COPE MANURE MONKEY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fun thread, cheers lads
>>152517356you're killing the meme you sperg
>>152517367COPE MANURE MONKEY
