>Saturday 13th December 2025 Chelsea 2-0 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Brighton & Hove Albion Burnley 2-3 Fulham Arsenal 2-1 Wolverhampton Wanderers>Sunday 14th December 2025 Crystal Palace 0-3 Manchester City Nottingham Forest 3-0 Tottenham Hotspur Sunderland 1-0 Newcastle United West Ham United 2-3 Aston Villa4.30pm Brentford v Leeds United>Monday 15th December 20258pm Transchester United v AFC Bournemouth
Decent bake, allow me to interject.
arsenal doing a lot of the heavy lifting here
>>152489971no it wasnt he was post #499garbage
>>152489973Yeah with all those euro trophies they have.
>>152489969The crowd kek
Paqueta laziness cost West Ham that game
>>152489997Is the guy actually just a liability or is he trying to manufacture a move out of England?
sanchy :(
>>152490047Didn't he already say himself he would be leaving in Jan?
Forest wins the first match of the new Postecoglu Cup that will be played for in future meetings between themselves and Spurs in honour of their shared history.
any shot manure win 10-1 (can't imagine a clean sheet) and catapult into 4th?
>>152490054>Elliott didn't even make the squadClearly not an Emery signing
>>152490099no catapulting I'm afraid, best they can do is capitulate
>3 shots on target in total in the “best” derby in the league>only goal was an own goalNorth East football is fucking dreadful. Blunderland and Poocastle should both be relegated
>>152490177For comparison's sake.
>>152490234LOL poocastle celebrated losing 1-0 in their own cup final
>>152489943What if the champions league reverted to the old format when only champions of every country would compete in it? You would probably win something every 50 years or so.
>Newcastle manager Eddie Howe, speaking to Sky Sports, said: "It was not our finest game. The effort was there but the quality was not. It was a game of really few chances decided by a freak goal and we could not create the opening we wanted. The goal came at a really bad time and was bad in its construction - Nick has not meant to do it but it has decided the game. I thought we had defended pretty well. The quality was missing in both halves, we were disappointed with our creative output. There was more intensity and more bravery on the ball after the changes without creating the chances and their goalkeeper was not overworked. We know how much this means and all the focus on today was huge. We tried to deliver our best performance and we haven't done that. We feel disappointed in ourselves and that we left something on the pitch and that's a horrible feeling."Eddie Meme showing the failings that got Bournemouth relegated under him: too stubborn to drop favourites, can't score goals, can't defend, bad signings.
>>152490273Keep walking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odCBml5TuNI
Sneeds Bentford is a highly shit match
>>152490494Sky execs must have been raging they had to put that one at 4:30pm because Northumbria Police wouldn't allow the derby to be played then
>>152490494i thought i was the only one watching
>>152490502Sky have this weird love hate relationship with Leeds. They have a lot of their offices there. They get huge viewing figures from the fans, and they’re always at least somewhat controversial/fun/interesting/shit so get all the headline clickers. On the other hand, they’re consistently against them in punditryThis is an awful match, though
Celtic tried sliding a wog in to lift a cup LOL
>>152490558They have seven minutes left but considering the entire Scottish football system is rigged for the paedophiles they’ll get what they need to win
>>152490624the league isn't rigged for rangers matethey haven't won in years
>>152490494>>152490502There’s no way it can be any worse than that Sunderland Newcastle match, quite possibly the worst game of prem football I’ve ever seen
>>152490645bodied that prod freak!
>>152490645>if you don’t like the child molesting communists you have to be a rangers fanThe Reddit nation with the Reddit insight
>>152490649>quite possibly the worst game of prem football I’ve ever seenYou weren't alive for Reading v QPR 2013
>>152490649It’s really bad. The problem is that they’re both inconsistent sides that can play a bit. They aren’t incompetent enough to make huge errors constantly, but the small errors they are both making aren’t exploited by the others attack as they aren’t good enough. I thought Sneeds might have some goals in them considering their last performances but they’ve not really looked remotely threatening
this dude suckswe shoulda sold him and kept duran instead
>>152490918Duran is playing shit as well and they got £71m instead of £40m
>>152490918Send him to Transchester Dilated, they love overrated English wogs
>>152490230If your 'derby' features lots of goalscoring opportunities then its not really a derby. If it matters enough then players are shit scared of giving anything away.
>>152490989duran might be playing shit because he's taking it easy in the early retirement, getting paid silly money for minimal effortif he were still in the epl and ucl he'd be motivatedhe played so good when he was fighting for his place against watkinshaven't loved watching a forward of ours like that since juan pablo angel, and before him, dwight yorke tbqhwyl
>>152491084Cope more you inbred northern cunt
>>152491218Its true. People tune into these games expecting freeflowing football and you're a fucking idiot for it.
>>152491335>People tune into these games expecting freeflowing footballI'm assuming those people are armchair mongs who have no concept of derbies. I tune into a derby to see players getting sent off for trying to injure each other.
>lelds
>>152491379Yeah exactly. You've had a cagey game, a player going to hospital and handbags at the end, exactly what was written on the tin. Casuals have no idea about the tension that would have been in that place today.
>>152491469I'm amazed it didn't boil over until the very end. Credit to Eddie Meme for getting the side to applaud the Newcastle fans, could have took the team straight off down the tunnel after such a naff display.
I think in terms of price to performance, Elanga has been a worse signing than Wirtz.
>>152491696They've both been shite. Only one is £100m shite.
Eddie Meme > Ruben Shamorim
I see Newcastle got the "MK Dons playing at AFC Wimbledon" treatment.
WOLTEMADEWARRA SIGNING
>>152491845It's like when liversissy replies to people without (You)ing them.
Woltebitch has done more than Tesco Express
>>152491845>muscat branchodd
Big. Dick.Nick.
Wirtz (130M btw) has yet to record a goal or assist in the Premier League
>>152492009how many matches
Nice 4 point gap between Liverpool and Trooncastle despite this being Liverpool's worst season in over a decade.
>>152492543Baffling comparison
woltemade 5g 1aSesko 2g 0a
>>152492631Shouldn't that be 6 goals?
>>152491955whats this pic
>>152492063F I F T E E N
>>152492714no just 5 goals which is 3 more than 100m sesko
Are Tottenham & Newcastle in relegation fights after they definitely will lose their games next week ?
>>152492902what do you think
Speaking of Sesko:>"Amorim has revealed the Slovenian striker, a £74 million ($98.8m) summer signing from RB Leipzig has suffered a recent bout of food poisoning and will miss his scheduled return against Bournemouth
>>152491335>>152491379>>152491469No one expects free flowing football you fucking mong but they do expect to not watch one of the worst matches in prem history with THREE shots on target in total
100m for a bundeshitter that eats dodgy curry and can't score a goal despite being a striker
>>152492543spending half a billion and break the british transfer record to be 4 points above shitcastledeary deary me, it’s embarassing you think that’s something to brag about
>>152493101>No one expects free flowing football you fucking mongYou very obviously did.
>>152492902not really because like last season the points total to stay up is pretty low, they probably only need 10-15 points and that should do it. Wolves are down and out already, Burnley, Leeds, West Ham will battle it out to avoid the other 2 places. So no matter how bad Newcastle and spurs are even they are not at such a low level to be as bad as the 4 teams at the bottom.
>>152492892>100msorry never happened
>>152493530Sorry that I expected not to watch the worst game of the season you fat smelly northern cunt
>>152493606we don't sign our posts here
>>152493162About 2 more billion in transfers, 4 sackings and removal of dinnerladies and they'll be on par with Manchester United
>>152492974>Scatsco
>>152493606You're having a complete meltdown. I suggest you find another hobby that won't leave you bawling and having a pants shitting tantrum.
>>152493618Fuck off you fat stinking yank cunt
>>152493712why did you sign your post on my behalf
Eddie Howe: Nick we need a goal!Woltebitch:
>>152493700Lose weight you fat northern cunt
>>152493727>The German Calvert-Lewin except DCL scored at the correct end
witnessed big nick soar through the sky and thought 'my gosh look at him go!'
>>152493889That kit is appalling.
>>1524880321 apparently
>>152493928It's literally a rain design because of how wet Manchester isTotal fucking cringe
>>152490918he's so washed now it's over for real
'Shitsko''Allergic to Scoringsko''Tesko Express''Benjamin Mendy is a better goalscorer than' Benjamin Sesko'Crossdressko'
>>152494077those are pretty average at best
Tuchel is taking Calvert-Lewin to the World Cup lads
Thomas the WANK engine
>>152494077>'Benjamin Mendy is a better goalscorer than' Benjamin Sesko
>>152494077Kek
>>152494030They looked at a can of Monster Ultra and thought “Yes”
>>152494163Calvert-Lewin-Kane-Welbeck strike force simple as
Were Man City right to go for him over Wirtz? He is currently at 6 assists and 1 goal in the PL having started only 6 games. He also cost 1/4 of the price that Wirtz did. I'm not sure what Wirtz current numbers/starts are but I don't think it's as good as this.
>>152494628I looked it up and Wirtz is currently sitting at the following PL numbers:Goals: 0Assists: 0Starts: 11
>>152494628Yeah he's played like 7 games and is already a bigger legend in Manchester than Bruno Fernandes
>>152494561I can hear the knees exploding from here
>>152494774Both Bruno and him are tied for top assists (6) right now
We need to bring back the Big Man - Little Man meta to the world cupDan Burn & Phil Foden up top. Get it launched Tommy Tuchel!
>>152494785Half of Bruno's came against Wolves and Cherki hasn't needed PGMOL help
>>152494628It was just Pep with his mindgames and as usual the lesser managers fell for it>Si, we want the Alexis Sanchez>United: QUICK! OFFER HIM £500KPW!>Colossal flop>Si, Ronaldo the Cristiano>United (after not learning): QUICK! OFFER HIM £500KPW!>Colossal flop>Si, we want, how you say, Deckhand Arroz?>Arsenal: QUICK! OFFER HIM £500KPW AND TELL WEST HAM WE'LL PAY £100M MORE! WE CAN'T LET PEP GET HIS HANDS ON THE RICE CODES!>The one person at Arsenal who knows what they're doing: I don't think he really wants him...Rodri is twice the player and if anythin->Arsenal (the rest of them): MAKE THE FUCKING OFFER!>Slightly less a colossal flop because he scored two penalties once>Si, we want the Wirtz>Liverpool: QUICK LA! OFFER HIM £500KPW LA! GIVE LEVERKUSEN €150M AND WE'LL GET OUR PALS IN THE PAPER TO SAY IT WAS £90M AND GIVE HIS DAD A £10M FINDERS FEE LA!>He's a colossal flop, worst out of all of themAnd nonballer knowers say Pep is a fraud who doesn't know what he's doing. It's absolutely fucking laughable how clueless you mongs are.The Wirtz one is easily the most hilarious though because Liverpool customers have *still* convinced themselves that Pep really wanted him and they've "done" him by signing Wirtz.Note: Mongs = nonballer knowers
>>152495529tldr
>>152495529>Rice>flopyou undermined any point you were trying to make by tossing that nonsense in there
>>152495810What's he won for ya? He left a champion.
Maybe Woltemade is just so used to bagging goals that even when he's defending and that cross comes in, he's like a tiger unable to control his natural predator instincts from kicking in and just bagging the goal
Watching palace/city is interesting because the xg is basically fake for itAll of Palace's big chances would've been ruled offside if they'd scored
>>152497547It’s not supposed to be totally accurate. It’s only a better metric than shots on target. People take it too seriously.
>>152497547For some reason Pep just abandoned the midfield before the game even began, all City's midfielders were pushed up really far except for Nico Gonzalez who was getting bullied and taking bullets and fouls all game, he had a shocker but just about did his job. One of the reasons they looked so shit all game creating very little and unable to get to the final third.
>>152497547the eye test is undefeated
Reminder the xG of a shot is worth the same for Haaland and Gyokeres. Also the same for Courtois or Onana in goal.
>>152497937they were still the better team outside of shots, they just never fashioned a real chance.City basically palace'd them, they made 4 real chances and scored 3
>>152498036Same way that making a five yard pass to a winger who takes on two players and scores a worldie counts as an assist
Reminder that xG is gay and should be shunned (like gay people should be)
>>152498824that's xGay
Wirtz is 0015 in the Premier League lol
>>152499271We're running out of films with numbers that high
Guarantee that "christmas cherki" will be a journalist pun this winter
>Born to a Lithuanian mother and a Ugandan father in England, Mukasa is eligible to represent the Lithuania, Uganda, and England national teams.[9][10] It doesn't get much more Yookay than this
Watched "The Keeper", film about Bert Trautmann.Made me cri ;__;
>>152500418>Divine Tayon Mahogany MukasaWhat sort of name is that ffs
>>152500506american football ass name
>>152500506Wog name innit
>>152489943Why didn't Lincoln Red Imps come out?
>>152493727I can't believe he's not a skateboarderLooks the sort
>>152492811Nick and his housemates rinsing his clubcard in Tesco Extra while chatting up the checkout girls.
>>152501419dont think theyre too interested in girls
>>152501510Hard to tell with Germans. They all look like benders.
>>152501707he brought over his "best friend" to live with him... hmmm very interesting.maybe thats just a continental thing who knows...
>>152501754Sort of thing a skateboarder or an incel would do.
>>152501804or a gay german
Ok this is based
>>152501754>he brought over his "best friend" to live with himAaron Rodgers mentioned
>>152501891throw woltemades face on, you got a winner in the future
FRANK OUTNGUBUS OUTWANT MY CLUB BACKFUCK KEIR STARMER
>>152502082Kudus has been a baller. It's that fraud Archie Gray who deserves stick
>>152501891>>152501927he's married (if the graphic didn't make his affinity towards women abundantly clear)
>>152502082Your granny is a lampshade.
Thinking about United getting little bro'd by the Grimsby manager after losing to them
tired of these consecutive monday night (or a 3am tuesday in my cunt) matches for my united, i know i've been whatever for amorim but good lord the schedule doesn't help
>>152502495>wife has never been seen>wasnt even at the Halloween party he threw for the teamoh no no no no
>owner is a trillionaire >still midtablewhat did Newcastle mean by this?
>>152500506That's that thing from Jujutsu Kaisen
>>152490047he's just like that
still in awe of that Woltemade's OG. one of the best header i've ever seen
>This was an EXCELLENT edition of /epl/. Astonishing stuff. The worksman ship from everyone involved, the fire, the passion, it's ONE of a KIND. Truly, and I say this in earnest, it's a DELECTABLE medley of shitposting SPLENDOUR.
Madueke scored for Arsenal against some part-time plumbers? Corrrr I've completely forgotten they had a known rapist in their squad for 3 years! What a revolting club
>>152504086>HE HECKIN RAPED A SLAY QUEEN!!
phil "not good enough for england" foden is currently the league's third top scorer as a midfielder btw
>>152502585u wot pal>>152502768stop suppirting a fucking shit club
>>152504062didnt realize this guy was an "actor" just thought he was an annoying influencer type
>>152504062you're as unfunny as that Canadian
>>152504062You know blud I ain't gon lie to you, yeah, ya get me, but dis fing we got here man, dis flippin' thread, is an absolute monster bro
>>152504214I learned the other day he has one of the highest numbers of goals scored from outside the box of any player, I think it's something like past four seasons only Mbappe has a higher number. Today he got another one. I looked up the all time and Lampard was #1 with 41.
>>152505799Wallahi bruv innit
>>152505835he is insanely good just outside the box when he's on form, he's like a technical second striker, it's why he's wasted out wide. i know when someone slates foden they are not worth listening too.
>>152506312He's elite at getting a shot off in very tight situations where you don't have much time or space
you know how you bongs riot over increased ticket prices (like 5 quid more) or the super league or whatever, i feel like that same level of anger should be spent towards only 1 game on boxing day but i dont see much resistance to that
Jorge Mendes has a lot to answer for
>>152504983He was on multiple soaps iirc. He was pretty good. I don't know what made him swerve to punditry. He supposedly supports Chelsea but seems more preoccupied with Liverpool and makes more videos about them.>>152505632>t. trans btw not sure if that matters
Mother Noblett sucked my BBC
Sunderland have done such an amazing job with their recruitment in the summer. They assembled a quality team out of the most random assortment of players. It probably benefited them that they were almost starting from scratch and don't have any parasites on big contracts
english football is so fucking dire atmgenuinely don't think there's a single team outside of man city trying to play football
Is it true that Arsenal failed to score a single goal against Wolves? LMFAO
>>152507600Villa and Sunderland are carrying the league in terms of stories
>>152508594villa are ok but sunderland are dogshit, reminds me of everyone glazing stoke until it stopped being funny
>>152490109The 10 appearances = automatic 35M fee was clearly a sackable offense.
>>152490918His knee is fucked, definitely needed to sell in Summer. Duran was and is a headcase, though, they got great money for him and he's Balotelli-ing himself harder every week.
rome wasn't built in one day
>>152506312>not worth listening tooso only chavs and wogs like foden then, learn English.
>>152509974you ain't need to know how to spell to know ball innit
>>152506792You're a tranny that watches soap operas? Very queer minded ain't ya>>152509683Now do wolves
how comes united always play on a monday?
>>152510564So Saeed TV can avoid getting cooked by the boys on his Midday Live stream
>>152510564Sky's fave club, loved by the media
>>152507235This isn't true at all. Go watch Sunderland til I die.
>>152510564To protect their brand in America
>>152509683Wasn't built by those people either
anyone seen Geordie Bastard, couldn't get shot of the permanently-seething cunt in the run-up to the derby but he appears to be missing
>>152504214>phil "not good enough for england" fodenThat's a great and catchy nickname for him (he's abysmal for England), I'll have to start using that one
how did this Spurs beat City, bruh
>>152489943Why have they left out Welsh clubs from this graphic?
>>152510936you must have taken your schizo meds, he was never a thing
>>152511100>you have taken your medsDoesn't even make sense. Red mist clouding your vision GB?
>>152511145>he appears to be missingI was clearly mistaken, you still believe he exists
Yep. Newcastle embarrassed themselves
>>152511178Only the most deluded would think otherwise. Clear mental block when playing away.
>>152511178Choice of the two it was Sunderland who were more embarrassing. Playing at home, being in full control of the match, diving after any contact while doing two footed lunges that were constantly ignored, not having a shot on target until the 70th minute and still needing to rely on an own goal to win is Arsenal level embarrassing.
>>152511398Yes of course the teams who won were more embarrassing than the teams who lost Forest really showed themselves up against Spurs as well didn't they? *walks away*
Brenny moves to Sandy SPL
>>152511412Officially finished
I'm cringing from embarrassment *face goes red* West Ham and Newcastle are so lucky!!!
>Alan Sugar has offered a crackpot solution to Tottenham's woes >Hours after their dismal result against Notts Forest, Lord Alan Sugar - former Tottenham Hotspur chairman and part-owner from 1991 to 2001 - publicly urged the club to appoint Jürgen Klopp as manager.
>152511429
>.gif>meme reaction meme image>4chan.orgdeary me!!!!!!!!
>>152511442Geordie levels of delusion
>>152511456Calm down MB it’s not the geordies fault your shit team had to rely on an own goal to win
>>152509490That Paqueta £53m bid with the deal luckily collapsing must have contributed
>>152511398Next time you can save some time and post “let’s all dogpile Newcastle” instead.
>Amorim wants to change to a 4-3-3 - Laurie WhitwellShould've thought of that before you parked the bus against a 10 man Everton, mate.
Hello, my name is Pajeet and I'm a MASSIVE Liverpool fan!Love from Mumbai <3
>>152511556people are delusional, is not the formation the problem with man utd. the problem is they bought a bunch of midtable dross from midtable club, now im not saying that top clubs cant bought top talent from these clubs but they do when they are in a position to challenge for the league already like in the ferguson years as they come motivated and to a winning culture. Buying midtable dross on their late 20s like they been doing will always end up on disaster because these player are on their prime and they know man utd will not challenge for anything serious in years, its like signing your best years playing more midtable football, any fallen giant club that has ever recover has never done in that way , they usually either get lucky with a golden youngester generation or buy 1 or 2 young talented lads that are arrogant enough to believe they can become the best player on the worlds and then you form a spine around them. current man utd has 0 world class players their best player bruno fernandez was rejected by all the big clubs for years when he was on sporting
>>152511973Hello saar. I too am I big fan of the liverpool.
>BREAKING: Parade motorist who inadvertently flung Liverpool fans on his car bonnet was caught shouting “F******G P***S” as he committed the act Gonna be a hard one to shake the Liverpaki/scousaar jibes now lads. Maybe those few censored letters can fit in “pedestrians”?
>>152511556got that troon upset immediately kek
Any else noticed it’s always the brown lads that Carragher picks fights with on twitter? What’s up with that?
>>152511556>have Mbuemo and Amad in squad>play without wingers>they both go to afcoon>play with wingers
Mate (in danish)
>>152512208Ange was incredible for his first 10 games. 8 wins and 2 draws.
>>152512208Undeniably Ange is a good coachFrank simply benefited from Brentford’s well run club and their “promote from within” policy
>>152512208Hmm what about Ange's last 16 games?
can't decide who is more reddit between australians and southerners
>>152512296redcafe is the biggest left wing forum on the internet imo
>>152512306being reddit has nothing to do with politics and reddit isn't even particularly left wing anyway
>Enzo Maresca refused to explain his ‘worst 48 hours’ comments despite being given multiple opportunities to play down rumours of a rift inside Chelsea at what was a tetchy press conference. What's going on at Chelsea FC?
>redcafeliterally all southernersdon't think a single user there was born north of watford
We're not allowed to talk about Chelsea
>>152512331Maybe he’s referring to the film 48hours?
Sunderland BATTERED Sandcastle and also hospitalised Dan Bum lmaoooo after all of GB's delusional 'we will win 5-0' nonsense!!!!
>>152512331Chelsea manager wins a trophy, then has a melty the following season and gets sacked. This is football heritage.
>>152511398>Arsenal level embarrassingkek its true
I don't understand, where are the Arsenal players? What happened to Gyokeres?
>>152512552Viktor has 4 goals, he’s sneaking up on Haaland
>>152512563the rare good yank post
>>152512485Both teams were shite and it was a waste of my Sunday
This time last week Salah was getting death threats a-plenty. We remember even if they don't want us to.
>>152512552They signed Gyokeres for his offball runs and to put pressure on the defense, not to score goals
arsenal have ascended beyond the need for strikers or goalscorers after moving past the primitive desire for trophies
utter woke nonsense
>>152512552how the fuck is danny welbeck there
>Spurs are going backwards-NOT so fast!
>>152512787Maybe they shouldn't sign Generational Xavi Simons
>>152512787never get tired of seeing this info
as usual Spurs being complete and utter dogshit is going underreported that's despite having the best defensive partnership in the world (which was widely and avidly reported by 'Them In The Media')
this just inassna have won the coveted 'spurs are 11th' trophymore on this story as aw continues his melty
>>152512787>you know the manager we sacked?>WELL he was doing better last season than Frank is currently doing>therefore we should keep Frank
>>152512306>>152512357It's actually an Irish forum, which explains everything
>>152512552Remember Gyokeres being a goal machine last season in the *checks wikipedia* Portuguese league?
>Fat Angelos was better with far worse players
You will never see a conversation about Spurs without the Yids immediately bringing up Arsenal. Never in your life.
The last time Spurs finished in the top 4 was the Nuno and Conte season
>>152509683get rid of bubbles from the wire and bring back ange
>>152512934Time before that was Poch
>>152512787If true that means Spurs won 4 of their last 22 under Ange, blimey
I can't believe they're linking themselves to Klopp
>>152512911mikel took one look and said a player who wasn't good enough for coventry? welcome to the emirates
>>152512950>remember how Darwin Nunez drove you to cutting short your contract and immediate retirement?>how about managing a team of Darwins?
>>152489943Scotlel
What we thinking tonight lads?Another /mug/ Monday?I genuinely don’t know. I have more confidence Man Utd beat Villa on weekend
>>152512982someone threw out the idea of a 10-1 manure victory catapulting them to fourth in the table
>Dejan Lovren having a dig at Carragherlol I can understand now why Gary Neville is his best mate. Nobody likes him
>>152512958Don’t do that. He was their best player. It was 16th place Brighton that he wasn’t good enough for. Sold for only £1m by Dan Ashworth.
>>152512998Isn’t it the same fixture they lost 3-0 last season?Same old United I think. Chance of top 4? Bottle it completely
why didn't arsenal move for ekitike instead of waiting until august to spend 70 million on a portuguese league pintsman?is their recruitment actually quite shitted and retarded?
>>152513067I understand why Liverpool fans refer to players in their first names. No way I’m learning Ekitike. I’ll just say Hugo
Did spuds fans forget that they finished 17th last season?
>>152513085ekko for me
Man United lost to.......SPURS in their biggest game of the last decade, this happened just before summer
>>152513132embarrassing losing to spurs
>>152513085I'm normally quite good with names but keep calling him Etikike
>>152513067Well Arsenal can hardly attract elite talent when they've not won the league since 2004
>>152513279They can attract the best negroid talent
>>152513299They didn't sign Cunha and Mbeumo though
>>152512208GET HIM OUTWHY HIRE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACESTOP HIRING CUNTS LIKE THIS WHO AY UGLY FOOTBALL
>>152513279>they've not won the league since 2004@chat is this true?
>there are anons posting here right now who weren't alive the last time arsenal won the league
Not being funny but why is Frank under immense pressure and on the verge of being sacked, while Howe is not?They have identical records.
>>152513469craig hope has said howe is under pressure atmalso spurs are generally drama queens
what’s with all the spurs/arse pettiness. yes it’s quite funny Arsenal can never win anything, but spurs are categorically a worse team/club in every conceivable metric. I’m not a fan of either but why is this even a point of contention
>yes it’s quite funny Arsenal can never win anythingagreed, based yank
>>152513469Who is available?
>>152513567Suspect they could swap managers and both fanbases would be placated
>>152513500spurs better stadium tbfbetter lookin kit
>>152513500also yes agreed arsenal is bigger laughing stock coz they shoulda won sumnat recent and they chokerswhereas utter dogshit spursare european championsmakes you fink>>152513441yup, mindbogglini was there
>>152513469Howe is his own boss atm, there's no one above him to pressure him.My opinion is that the board doesn't know how to run a football club so they've let Howe rule by cult of personality. It'll be interesting to see how he goes.
>>152513610stop stealing my gimmick
>Sky Sports News can confirm that Dan Burn has fractured his rib and damaged his lung from the challenge by Nordi Mukiele in the Wear-Tyne derby
second night of hanukkah blessed are you klopp, to saveth the day and snatch a top 12 position
>>152513784https://twitter.com/trendhbl29033/status/2000213147047579964Fucking hell
>Marc Guéhi has emerged as a leading target for Manchester City. The England international will leave Crystal Palace as a free agent next summer. - Paul Hirst
>>152513846city could do better honestlyhe's built for arsenal
>>152513861Ok we will pass your fawts along to Hugo Viana.
boiling
el kloppos on da waycalm down
Genuinely unhinged that they're saying Klopp will join them.
>>152513846This is just Pep running up the price for the socialist red club so they spend another 100m+
Wolves have 2 points. 1 of them was from Spurs who were at home and the player got a yellow for taking his shirt off celebrating it.
>>152513085How many palindromic surnames players are there in the Premier League?Obviously Eze
>>152513963its like a sitcom dis club
>>152513936Isnt he leaving on a free? Right now City and Real are the clubs rumored to sign him the most
>>152513963Was the final kick of the game to be fair
>>152496044Okay so he’s less decorated than Rodri. Rodri wasn’t for sale but Rice was. He’s a world class player. Even if City 4d cheesed Arsenal to buy him it was a good buy.
>>152513567Zidane. Does he like golf? Maybe Levy can convince him over a 9. Activate a bald pact
>>152512785Because he's dat guy
>>152513963Let’s be fair. Arsenal were extremely lucky to not end a draw with Wolves
>>152513968A sitcom?Spurs is more of a cringecom, like The Office
>>152495529Cherki was highly rated when lyon were shopping him around it was just mongs saying he had "attitude problems"Also the other anon is bang on about rice, it's comical that anyone thought Pep Guardiola was actually about to pay 100m for a box to box from west ham
>>152514029Meant for >>152494628
I have just had my Christmas dinner. You might think that’s early but that is because you have a regressive mindset. I’m already ahead. I’ve ate the lot, pulled the crackers, and watched dogshit tele for an hour. Now I can get even further ahead for Q1 2026Reminder you are LEVELS behind me
>>152514040what colour crown did you get?
>>152513988>4D Cheese
>>152514040Artetaesque thinking
>>152514046>11th Brentford 23One point worse with vastly superior resources. Fucking hell.
>>152514054GreenYou may think I’m a loser not getting gold. I got the colour of laurel leaves of an Emperor. 2026 certainly isn’t ready for me
>>152514059>4D
>>152514062Bet Arteta bloody loves getting the string of lightbulbs out.Instead of playing Last Christmas he puts on Slint Spiderland
anyway, roy keane is the most overrated player of my lifetime
>>152514090You could’ve said Scholes to be more believable
>livershit finally win a league match>scouse rats come crawling out
Of the 185 players to have attempted at least 20 Aerial Duels in the Premier League this season, Virgil van Dijk has the highest aerial success rate (80%).
>>152513988Rice is world class in the minds of delusional arsenal customers. Bang average player who puts in a tackle and gurns for the cameras, have higher standards.
>>152514099this general is shite at the best of times why on earth do you think i'd subject myself to it when liverpool are crap
What do guys think of The Beatles?
>>152514117Best general on the board for the best league in the worldSudacas and kraut sissies in the mud
>>152513614youre making him sound like charles manson
>>152513889corr not heard that name in about 15 years
>>152514132>Best general on the board for the best league in the worldLaughable claim
>>152514042what faggitry makes someone do diss
>>152514127McCartney - overrated hack, beloved by plebsLennon - most talented one, but an immature and seething looney Harrison - put out one great album ATMP, but lyrically tackyRingo - IQ of an insect beatles as a whole? typical overrated british pop music. always more soulless than anything american
>>152514167Fucking idiot1. McCartney wrote some of the best stuff2. Cloud 9 is amazing
>>152514127What they did to Pete Best absolutely defies belief.
Luv the Boxing Day matches
>>152514135He is sort of like Arteta in that he somehow has a mong following despite being a charisma vacuum. Also his control freak ways are why celtic turned him down.
>>152514046Do NOT ask Ange revisionists where Spurs were in the table through 38 matches last season.
>spursDowning tools or pure shit?#levycomeback
>>152514167amenmuch prefer van morrison
Aren't Monday reserved for non-European football clubs? Why are Utd playing today?
>>152514286Bournemouth is another country
>>152514286Because they're fucking shit, I'm guessing you've been in a coma for 7 months and missed the end of the season.
What's the chant you can hear in the timestamp?https://youtu.be/zDelbo63wLI?t=56I've heard it before but don't know what it is. Shit at hearing lyrics.
still can't stop laughing that arse chased out emery, hounded him out of the club
>4-3-3>plays Mount and Bruno on wings
>>152514340Lads help me out here, you won't want to mess with me because I will cry.
>>152514509It's the generic "finest team in football the world has ever seen" chant used by loads of other clubs
>>152514340>>152514509____ , we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen, and it's ____
>>152514162Liverpool
>Kobbie Mainoo is yet to start a Premier League match this season, having played just 183 out of a possible 1,350 minutes
>>152514567>>152514572Thanks.
VillaVicente Silva Joaquin Baraja AlbeldaDel Horno Marchena Ayala MiguelCanizares
holy shidd meant Albiol not Ayala
can United so the impossible and beat the mighty Bournemouth?
>>152514581Scores goal in a final at 18 and thinks he made it. Garnacho and Hojlund may be in good teams but they’re showing how shit they are
can arsenal do the impossible and win a trophy? (no)
>>152514663Probably not with Arteta at the helm
mental.how fat burger eating shitter ange postecoglu won more trophies than sharteta
>>152514586it's based on this tune https://youtu.be/afO3IQX2Qnc
>>152514714Aussies are more “strongmind” than Spaniards
No way in HELL is that 4-3-3What is Shamorim smoking?
Will any Spurs player beat Brennan Johnson’s last season total of 18 goals scored?
Bloody jonesing for a /mug/ right now lads
>>152514046Almost as if hipster flavour of the month managers are, in fact, inherently shit.
>>152514898>jonesingsoutherner puff slang
>>152514046>NewcastleCarragher is talking complete shit on MNF as usual about Salah
>>152515038turning it on right now
>>152515052Think you've missed it, he was telling Salah not to leave.
>>152515038>>152515072Did he get personal again?I swear I was waiting for him to dox Ferdinand the other day
>>152515002What do they say in the NORF?
>Bournmeme rolling over for ManpooGet them relegated along with all the other shit nothing southern poof teams. Your Brentfords, your Brightons, your Fulhams
>>152516019Liverpool and Chelsea also rolled over for United. Dirty little tarts.
>>152516203At least they occasionally win things. What do the aforementioned shit nothing teams ever do? Besides sell all their best players that is
>>152515245none of your beeswax, buster
Just saw Jason Cundy walking into talkSPORT Towers, clown wig under his arm, hedging his bets with 2 portraits of Amorim and Frank
Not being funny but whats the point in continually selecting players for the England youth teams (u17s to u21s, etc) if the only senior national team that calls them up is your Nigerias, your Ghanas, your Ivory Coasts?
Meme match and a fucking half
>>152516511
Utterly and thoroughly embarrassing from Manchester United
I truly don't understand what they decide to show a replay for and what they don't. I only caught the last 10 mins of normal times but there were no replays of the supposed corner Bournemouth wanted and the blow to the face from Cunha in the last couple of minutes. I know there was blood shown in the last one but that's only after the foul so there wouldn't have been any issue showing the actual foul. It's really weird.
I miss Onana
>needing refball to draw with a team that hasn't won since October
THE BIG SIX
>>152517304corrrfink dey hidin summin frumus innit
>>152489943HANG ON...where are man utd in your picdid you photoshop them out, ABU?
>>152517336Where's Liverpool?
>>152517352u fin-wait a minute...
TERRIBLE NIGHT FOR THE HOMELESS
>>152517313im dying lads
Olivier “the sex” Giroud in the mnf studios hnnnnnnng
I don’t get why United fans cry for this Mainoo shitter to startHe’s actually awful, especially off the ball
>>152517394He's right. Creating a mug for a draw is tinpot.
Gem
Man Utd (3.86) 4-4 (1.98) Bournemouth
>>152517456What was the xG for this >>152517437 match?
17 clubs have been Premier League ever-present since Ruben Amorim was appointed at Manchester United. This is their record.
>>152517456>4 (1.98) BournemouthLammens bruh
Big Six updated
>>152517463Leeds (1.73) 3-3 (2.11) Liverpool
>>152517465Wow, Spurs are fucking shit.
>>152517336>>152517483Where's Liverpool? They just spent £500M, la'..
HT record is destined to stand until they are good again. 60+ year olds will get the new manager that has them looking like a real team sacked.
>>152517373>>152517500Liverpool is 7th
>>152517534>is
>>152517416>He'syou're getting ripped to shreds over there mate, got my fingers crossed I make the screenshot
didn't have man united vs bournemouth reminding me that football is meant to be entertaining on the cards this year but here we arelike an oasis in the desert after all the turgid shit arsenal served up
>>152517437The most embarrassing result of the season
Mug tranny OP getting torn apart for making a thread for a draw You LOVE to see it
>>152517644dave being a busy little beaver again
>>152517644Based. MUGsissies need to know xir place.
>potential game of the season based on the first 90mins>10 mins of the worst extra time ever, Bournemouth robbed of a legendary win
United conceding 4 on a Monday evening
The schizophrenic meltdown is heavy tonight I see
>>152517702dave's had his pants pulled down again (thankfully this time figuratively) and will be replying to himself until the wee hours of the night
Liversissy talking about taking men's clothes off again
>>152517702United had a bad result
>>152517732He's a gay cunt innit
drawing to bournemouth at home is shocking for that spend
>>152517573Free our Starboy
>>152517723trvth nvkehes doing it in /mug/ too
>>152517497>SpursLOL!
>>152517777Ikr 130M on Isak and 125M on Wirtz... oh wait.
>>152518002kek gottem
>>152518002Done him
>liversimp's most trusted news source on the internet
Casemiro got a red card for doing this to Will Hughes
>>152518186>COLLEGE-LEVELThis is AI.
>>152518186>college-levelWhat, this isn't American sports with a college level
>>152518198Ref was an ABU
>>152517777Those Mount quads
>>152518186INDY BOMBA!
>>152518235Yea, that's probably why he gifted that Fernandes free kick
>>152518252A gift after not giving the handball 3 times
>25 shots
you know the refereeing was shit when even Goldbridge conceded how hard done by b'mouth were
>>152518198Sorry mate, only Bournemouth can get decisions
>>152518219it's AI. the motherfucker was too bored and brainfried to just write "Ruben Amorim is sacked lol" and had AI write it for him without proofin git.
>>152518214>>152518219>>152518305what you super sleuths are missing is that it's a direct quote from the source. I know one American high up in their organization that I'm sure wouldn't mind giving scoops to indy
BBC bottling the man utd HYS
did you guys know that man united have not defeated *checks notes* grimsby town in coming on *double checks notes with eyes suddenly widened with surprise* 80 years???
>>152518355Fucking Hell I forgot about that
>>152518198Caicedo would get a 25 game ban for that
that guys name is literally semen, yo!haha :)
phwoarrambunctuous brekkieberg diss wasfinkin 50 of r&r before the udder fingconsidering a boycott of spurs until franks leaves and de-nbubudecation ensues
Holy fuck United are shit hahahahaha
