>Saturday 13th December 20253pm Chelsea v Everton3pm Liverpool v Brighton & Hove Albion5.30pm Burnley v Fulham8pm Arsenal v Wolverhampton Wanderers>Sunday 14th December 20252pm Crystal Palace v Manchester City2pm Nottingham Forest v Tottenham Hotspur2pm Sunderland v Newcastle United2pm West Ham United v Aston Villa4.30pm Brentford v Leeds United>Monday 15th December 20258pm Manchester United v AFC Bournemouth
reptillian thread
>>152460373Tottenham doing enough to warrant their own /epl/ thread?
>Forest supporter
>>152460180they worked this out 25 years ago: Atlantic League
This is probably the most competitive league season I can remember. The only real easy fixture for any team is Wolves, everyone else can take points off each other.
>>152460419any other timeline he's a gondolier
I never understood why reptiles. Like aliens, androids and clones I can get behind, but reptiles? Where the fuck are the reptiles coming from? I'd take unexplored deep sea creatures over reptiles.
Brexit means Brexit
>>152460419>Ex-copperS
>>152460522I'm pretty sure they all exist in the extended lore. Like 12 races of them fuckers.
sexit means sexit
>>152460522>I never understood why reptiles. Like aliens, androids and clones I can get behindm8
>>152460692just dave longing to be subservient to androids again
>>152460522Reptiles used to be the most dominant animals on the planet before that meteorite wiped out all the dinosaurs. It's pretty understandable that they'd be pretty angry and feel like they have a right to rule everyone else.
>Benjamin Sesko might return when MUFC host AFCB but has been dealing with food poisoning. Rat droppings in the canteen chips?
>>152460753The decision to fire the dinner ladies and it's consequences
>>152460753aw furiously researching if the food poisoning occured at a restaurant so he can potentially take a victory lap
>>152460361kek still remember when for channel 4 Karl pilkington did interview wiv him and funniest fing was that in the end while karl waa a bit sympathetic to david icke, david icke looked absolutely mindboggled by karl when he started talking about like how he told people weird facts about eating dirt in the pub or whatever it was. cant rember exactly kek. but was hilarious
>>152460801Chelshit did pretty good in the UCL this week
>the arse wanking goonerswhat is their problem
>>152461125what the FUCK is newcastles problem
>>152461137They concede a goal at the end of most games this season
>>152461100Chelsea are rentboys, Fulham are cottagers, Millwall was founded on the Isle of Dogging. London football fans in general are just sexual deviants.
>>152461383Forgot to mention Tottenham, whose crest is literally a cock and ball.
BOSS
>>152461398I believe Foden made a couple of, I'm sure spellbinding, passes so why the hate for him?
>>152461395united are just playing too many games, the players can't handle it
>>152461137oooo on your head be it to ask thisGB's already in a dreadful mood. Sunderland about to BATTER his rabble
>>152460997can we all stop impersonating this anon? get your own gimmicks losers
corrr finkin he linked to himself in the olds 4chans his life
>Kerkez claims Anfield must become untouchable again after Inter victory He'll be leading the charge I'm sure.
> Put on Tifo football podcast> They have a Pajeet on thereYea thats a skip
>>152461524>Sunderland about to BATTER his rabbleI wouldn't be so certain, Sunderland's form has fallen off a cliff. However they do have the benefit of having Luke O'Nien unavailable. That useless cunt needs shipping off to some side lower down the pyramid.
>>152461571not only angry and bitter but also unoriginal
>>152461614>watching tifo football at allfucking imbecile. those lot are beta males from reddit who have nothing but contempt for football and anything to do with being men. if you add even the slightest to their ad revenue, you are an idiot. Oh, and fuck anyone who watches them, HITC Sevens or anyone like that.
>>152461776basedfor me its talk sport and joey barton simple as
>>152461125Absolute mogging.
Amorim has got to be one of the strangest managers in the league. The dude is so autistically obsessed with this 2 man midfield and wingback system that hes trying to shoehorn one of the best 10's the leagues seen in years into the DM position, letting one of >our best talents rot on the bench because he refuses to change the system to accommodate him, and turning an extremely promising winger in Amad into a fucking wingback
>The Athletic>Tifo Football>HITC Sevens>Guardian Podcast>David Squiresdon't need anything else
>>152461874>24
>>152461796that and Rory and Alice. and maybe some Goldbridge/Flex if im feeling up to it and theyre not being stupid cunts that particular day. Rory for the entertainment value (obv due to his acting background) and Alice because she's not a total landwhale abomination and supports ManUrine and that makes her a 10/10 off the bat. also new alice just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBkHj0_cyBQ>>152461884how about some shit to go with your slop, sir?
>>152461947you use tzasiki sauce to wank to alice, shan't be too concerned with your opinion on my news sources
>>152460361>>shapeshifting reptiliansOh come on, guys! Having vertical pupils are not Ragnarok or an epidemic of vampirism! Cats have vertical pupils, feline viruses are sometimes transmitted to humans, mutations occur and people with vertical pupils have been born. We should not be hostile to such people! Most people with vertical pupils are not lizardmen from stories of Robet Ervin Howard, do not treat them so aggressively, there are good hearts among them!
Slot has folded.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c36zz8p61pjo
Blades tonight lads
>>152462270Guessing it went something along the lines of >I'll fuck off if you play me on Saturday to say goodbye to the club which, contrary to the Liverpool-planted press coverage, I have a lot of affection for
>>152462325the mo salah I know would never end a sentence with a dangling preposition
Jamie Carragher unironically tried to criticise Mo Salah, Liverpool's greatest ever signing, for not passing to Florian Wirtz, Liverpool's worst ever signing.
mo salah has earned the right to never have to pass the ball again, simple as
>>152462502If you remember, it was about 2 months ago, there was this narrative that Salah and Wirtz can't play together being pushed by Sky Sports and them. It's almost like it was just taken as an established fact by Carragher so he felt safe saying it.
which modern player is most like Jamie Carragher?
>>152462526James Carragher
>>152461874Assisted by PEDs by the looks of it.
>>152462526Wout Faes Though if you mean just current Premier League, Maxime Estève already has 2 own goals this season
>>152461981I unironically once worked on a job that was about communicating sexual health issues in the Carribbean and one of the big issues there is the common use of salad cream as a sexual lubricant there due to a popular urban myth stating it prevents pregnancy.
>>152462526>CB/LB that was an important part of a great side despite not being a star talent Nathan Ake
>>152462606>a job that was about communicating sexual health issues in the Carribbeanhow did you even get such a job?
>>152462634hands on experience
>>152460522They come from Zeta Reticuli star system m8, you don't even know the first thing about em, shut yer trap and let the lizard experts speak
>>152462634family business
>>152462634I'm an artist/illustrator, I end up getting all sorts of mad jobs. Do a few football jobs here and there too, mostly mural painting though.>>152462645Also this, although my experience is mostly with Hellmans mayo>>152462701"Salad cream shagging nepo baby" whack that on my gravestone
Seeing a Scouser asking David Icke questions about reptilians made me understand what it would be like if a baboon studied rayleigh scattering with the assistance of Carl Sagan
Andoni "The Indicator" Iraola
>>152463054I think that's just shit AI summarising
>>152460522>>152462686Wait til he finds out how compromised football isSaturday>Saturn-day, saturnic cults3pm>3, masonic, golden dawn90 minutes>Masonic 90 representative of the builders square at 90 degreesPlaying both ends >Representative of the light and dark, the light and the sorrow, the black and the whiteBlowing the whistle >Masonic terminology refering to whistles being used in the signalling of their ritualsFootball produced Icke the prophet for a reason
>>152463088The elites are hiding their Satanic agenda in plain sight
We're all in here>>152463019>>152463019>>152463019
>We're all in here
>>152463473We're all in your mum's knickers
Salah sacked?
Reminder that Scottish football is actually great at the moment. Rangers and Celtic are both poor and Hearts, Motherwell, Hibs and Falkirk are all having excellent seasons. The league is the most competitive it’s been in over 40 years
>>152464250*takes off underwear and jacks off in ur face*im not watching scottish "fitba"
Kek
>>152461947>Retard simping for foidsImagine taking the opinion of a woman on football seriously. Imagine taking the opinion of a podcaster on football seriously. Imagine taking the opinion of a (talksport) pundit on football seriously.
>>152465114>serious football opinions
>5 million ticket requests for 2026 World Cup>previous attendance record was 3.5 million>also set by AmericaGet your cake up broke bois
>>152465239forgot you were hosting with us
>>152465239more games innit
corr look at that graphic
>>1524652891994 had twelve fewer games than the 1998-2022 format and still holds the attendance record
>>152465303and arsenal moans about their schedule
>>152465303PHWOARRRrpropa good wun.diss
>>152465303lots to fink on here
hopefully will.be a mass suicide at end of season coz arsenal fans wont be able to tolerate yet ANUDDA choked epl when they were favouritesdiss must be like 4 yeara in a rowflop eplflop uclNUFINK to show for itwhile imNUTINK i hoes
>>152465318>>152465353>>152465370What the fuck is this spacker babble
>>152465306Bigger stadiums innit.
corrr, eh lads?
>>152465440umm middul wun not even me
>>152465463yeh
>>152461776For me it's Johnny Minerals
There has been less of a character assassination by English press and pundits over David Coote than there has been about Mo Salah.
>>152465440Someone running a gimmick into the ground. Like in every other thread.
>>152468088Yeah the press shouldn't cover Liverpool's greatest ever player being pushed out of the club by its customers Instead they should have daily headlines about a former referee
>>152468095I'm not sure that a Yiddo being dimwitted is necessarily a gimmick
>>152468347No, but the way he's typing is definitely a gimmick.
>>152468295the media is full of nonce apologists
It is curious how much press his possible anti-Liverpool bias received versus his guilty plea for possession of child porn.
>>152465303I'm very into that.Also very into the possibility of all "big" six teams losing today.
/lug/ today?
>>152461467that's the team of the week
>>152465440The Deano dialect
Postman seemed very happy this morning. Got my smelling salts ready for later *thumbs up*
>biggest club in Manchester is actually Liverpool I'm howling
The media hates Liverpool FC so much that it's covering the Salah story instead of focusing on Harold Shipman and the Y2K bug
The London based (((media))) LOVES Liverpool, they just can't stop glazing them uncs
Liverpool have had a higher xG than opponents in 17 of their 21 Premier League and Champions League matches.
just realised that if liverpool weren't shit they might be good...damn...
>>152469254>if [x] weren't shit they'd be goodgroundbreaking analysis from Anonup next: the stunning truth behind water
who is more likely to give me the 3pm hatewatch i desire, everton or brighton?
>wolves about to get their first 3 points of the season
>>152469611get's one to a-finkin....
>Enzo Maresca: "Palmer's ongoing groin injury makes no sense. Hopefully not something to manage all season but it's day by day. Some days he's better, some days worse [...] He lacks the match fitness needed to play every three days."
are ticket prices that bad for the world cup? surely the most expensive thing would be the flight and the accommodation
>>152469928>are ticket prices that bad for the world cup?The ticket alone for the England vs. Croatia group stage match starts at £198 for the worst seats, rising to £523.
>>152469945so pay 600 for 3 group games. how long do fans expect to be over there anyway?
>>152469928>>152469981Alright Rio mate?
>>152469945dont think its that mad, you should compare it to how much you spend on entertainment on a 2-3 week holiday in a different continent, not seeing your local team or taking a budget airline to europe for a match
Why are Monday night matches even a thingjust change it to Friday or something
>>152470011We have both now
if you have cheap prices, one guy could go to 5-6 games and another guy could go to 0. if you have high prices, now one can go to 2-3 and so can his friend. high prices are democratic
>>152470218fuck...he's actually RIGHT
One season wonder
>>152470417Did he apologize or something? Or is this just his final sending off?
>>152470518we simplpy do not know
>>152470518Slotto is a coward bitch
>>152469928>>152469981>>152470218>>152470271corrr get back to finkin you dirty yid wanker
why is the bbc saying salah on the bench is "BREAKING news" when he was on the bench last game as well
>>152470608because this is a new game?
>>152466592the man city cb?
Salah will be booed out of Anfield as his farewell
>no early games and more games on Sunday than on Saturdaywhat are they playing at?
>>152470748European competitions
>>152470748Resting player for a busy boxing day
>>152470608travelled to milan did he?
>>152470748Half the league is in Europe and had midweek games
>>152470768Half the league except Manchester United who are not in Europe.
>>152470748we get 1 (one) televised game a week here, this week we're lucky enough to get fullham v burnley
corr its 3pm and dark already
>>152470808neither of those are true
>>152470783and they're playing on Monday against B'mouth, kek
If I had to scapegoat anybody it would have been Alexis MacShittister
>>152470608Because he's being paid 400k+tip per week for warming the bench.
>>152470748The austrian painter predicted this.
>media pretending that Man Utd's debt is £1.29bnwhy are they such lying cunts?
>>152470898he's being paid with tips because nobody will stick the whole thing in or something
Last 2 digits are how many seconds Palmer lasts today.
>>152470961longer than I lasted in your wife last night, m8
England v Jamaica womens netball live on BBC2 right nowAbsolutely diamonds desu
>>152471151You have an erection watching them.
>>152470832Wasn't their last game on a Monday as well?
>>152471151I'll get the smelling salts
>>152471151netball is a great sport
>>152471349yep. against B'mouth as well, IIRC
>>152471368Wolves you dumb cunt.
>>152471386nah, pretty sure it was Br'ford
>>152470808it do be like that mr schmidt
nice when it gets dark early, just means the Christmas lights get turned on sooner
dewsbury hall taken off injured after 14 minutes, he's been real good for everton
it was the earliest sunset of the winter yesterday so from now on its later and later :)
LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL
>>152471536I'll wait for the solstice thanks
Ecky tekker teacake has exposed Isak for the fraud he is
Cole Palmer scores
garnacho missed an open goal
>>152471553early riser?
Brighton are so such a shit nothing team. Where’s that faggot who posts the Brighton frogs disappeared to?
>>152471895He was unironically at a child's birthday party getting rainbow LGBT cakes >>152471766
>>152471975just looks like a birthday cake, why are you sexualising kids?
Mohamed Salah was cheered onto the pitch but you won't hear the media report that
>>152472036yeah by brighton
no red card yeah
>>152472162bad angle
>>152472162>BROOOOOOOOOGUE
Liverpool customers spam webms for literally years on end to paint a false portrait of a PGMO agenda against them so look forward to seeing that one in a random /epl/ thread in 2027 (we'll still be here)
>>152472162Karma making up for his dive against Inter.
let me say first of all that garnacho is a better footballer than mehaving said that, he's terrible
Unwanted Salah still getting assists - unlike someone else who is keeping him out of the squad?
>>152472162No yellow either. Referee must have been unsighted
>>152472162he's German and a Liverpool player so it doesn't matter
Has Wirtz done anything yet
it's over
everton taking off their forlorn struggling striker Barry and bringing on Beto
>>152472515Got kicked right in the fanny earlier
Salad wants to score absolutely to make a statement in his last game at Anfield
We at /epl/ disavow this article before Argentina kicks off about it
>>152472584vpn off
>>152472632fucking hell
the amount of sexual tension between grealish and neto today is almost unbearable, you wouldn't be surprise if it reaches a climax in the postgame bath
tyler dibling has not really done much since arriving for 40m
Kek the Salad salesman FUMINGHe was just a pawn all along
>>152460522OutworldEdenia
If Tyler Dibling was a nonce he'd be Tyler Diddling
Cuckton rolling over for the slop six yet again. Probably looking forward to selling their best players to them in the summer as well
>>152472968Brighton and Bournemouth exist for the Big 6 to launder their money in exchange of staying in the PL.
>>152469502>up next: the stunning truth behind waterIt's fucking wet and only retards say otherwise
Liverpool (2.10) 2-0 (2.09) Brighton
>>152473080Liverpool are BACK>>152473096what is it adjusted for amount of seasons played? then we'd see the PL GOAT
The most times a manager has faced a side away from home without winning in Premier League history:◉ 21 - David Moyes vs. Liverpool◉ 21 - David Moyes vs. Chelsea
lad actually got away
Player Contributions/SeasonErring Haaland 35.0Mohamed Salah 34.6Thierry Henry 31.1Harry Kane 26.0Alan Shearer 23.1Sergio Agüero 23.1Andy Cole 21.7Wayne Rooney 20.5Teddy Sheringham 17.1Frank Lampard 16.4
>>152473096>>152473299>>152473337stat slop
>>152473096I like Salah even if I hate Liverpool but without "matches played" listed alongside it's just useless
>>152473357loves stats me
How the FUCK do Utd not already have this sorted out, they knew they were playing on Monday before Halloween, such a terribly ran club
>>152473362only if you consider longevity and consistency not worthy qualities
>>152473413the way clubs and fifa treat afcon is a disgrace
>>152473440And you believe him, Liversimp?
>>152473337>Shiggs not even listedkek
>>152473426Didnt they get around 10 teams in the WC? They deserve 6 or 7 at best and give the rest rest to UEFA teams. Same goes for Asia and Concacrap.
>>152473476>make it an expanded euros'no'
>>152473476>trying to expand are eurosFOY
What are you mixing Scotch with?
where is the fulham burnley matchy
>>152473518get that cunt OUT
>Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe is reportedly in talks to outsource the club's catering. >And The Sun now report that Ratcliffe has asked bosses to find a company that the M16 club can pay to provide all food and drink from hospitality rooms to stadium kiosks in the hope of saving more money.>It is said that a potential deal could lead to a menu overhaul, with prawn sandwiches potentially being axed. The club are reportedly in talks with Levy, a subsidiary of Compass Group, regarding a multi-million-pound contract that would see the two businesses enter into a profit-sharing agreement.>However, some catering staff are reportedly concerned that the deal could result in further redundancies.top fucking kek, I love Redundancy Ratcliffe
>>152473542We're not discussing the irrelevant 14 here.
>>152473558Oh my god Elizabeth they’re making the prawn sarnies redundant! Go and get the smelling salts NOW
>>152473610>We're not discussing the irrelevant 14 here.
the bookies are seriously favouring arsenal tonight, even though both teams have lost their last premier league game
>>152473610wirtz is 0-0-15, not 14
Down and Out on Emile Smith-Rowe
>More than half of the 20 Premier League clubs are involved in an almighty scramble to find new shirt sponsors for next season as they will no longer be allowed to have gambling companies.>This season 11 top-flight clubs have gambling sponsors on the front of their match-day shirts and for many of them finding a replacement willing to pay the same sum is proving impossible, especially with such intense competition.>The Premier League clubs agreed to a voluntary ban on shirt sponsorship by gambling companies nearly three years ago, to avoid government legislation prohibiting it, though sleeve deals will still be permitted.>Sources at several clubs say their commercial income is sure to drop next season. One club insider said: “Gambling companies are usually prepared to pay around double that offered by other sponsors. To make matters worse, we now have 11 clubs chasing a limited number of sponsors all at the same time.”>None of the “big six” clubs have a gambling shirt sponsor — nor do Newcastle United, Leeds United and Brighton & Hove Albion — and there is concern that the smaller clubs will fall even further behind the elite financially.
>>152473990'ffeezilla already making waves
Calvin Bussey
>>152474129must get mocked relentlessly online for having a name that sounds like the lead singer of the chipmunks (especially around Christmas)
how i feel when replying to any of you lot haha
>>152474157f i n k i n '
>>152474717WHAT A BANGING GOAL FROM LEICESTER CITY'S VERY OWN ABDUL FATAWU
spurs legend john cena is hanging up his jorts tonight
>Arne Slot says "no issue to resolve" with Mo Salah after the forward returned to action as a substitute vs Brighton at Anfield this afternoon. Says he expects Salah to return to Liverpool after AFCON.we're so back
>>152475865Has his agent been given a slap then?
>Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca described the build-up to Saturday's victory over Everton as "the worst 48 hours" since he arrived at the club.>The Italian delivered a cryptic message in his post-match news conference despite the 2-0 win at Stamford Bridge courtesy of goals from Cole Palmer and Malo Gusto.>The three points, which lifted Chelsea back into the Premier League top four, might have improved the mood after defeat at Atalanta in the Champions League extended Chelsea's winless run to four matches.>However, when asked about Gusto's assist and overall performance, Maresca surprisingly revealed his frustration over the previous two days at the club.>"The way the players want to learn has been fantastic and this is the reason why I praise them - because with so many problems, they are doing very well after a complicated week," he said.>"Since I joined the club, the last 48 hours have been the worst because many people didn't support us.">Pressed on what he meant, the former Leicester City manager added: "Worst 48 hours since I joined the club because people didn't support me and the team.">When asked if he meant people internally at Chelsea, he replied: "In general. In general," before clarifying when asked if it was aimed at fans or the media: "I love the fans and we are very happy with the fans."Big HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>152476054he's on the blob
>>152475865Slot proving once and for all he's a coward. Salah absolutely ripping the piss out of Scousaars.
>>152476247it's not anime bro sometimes people fall out then make up
>>152476276Nice try Arne, but I'm not buying it. You tried to throw Mo under the bus because you're tactically as astute as Southgate. Now you realise, with your tail between your legs, Mo has been carrying this shitty little club for close to a decade and you're desperate for him to rediscover his "magic" (PEDs) because your £500m flops are dogshit.
>>152476276>all kissed and made up in a weekI don't buy it.
>No Premier League team so far has created more chances (197) or a higher xG (30.2) than Liverpool this season.
carra in the mud?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765660129768488.mp4
None of Virgil van Dijk's 250 Premier League appearances for Liverpool have been as a substitute.He's the first outfield player to make his first 250 league appearances for LFC all as a starter since Alan Hansen in November 1984.
>>152476649not clicking that, nice try though
>>152476649No, it raises more questions than answers.
>>152476759nah reckon it's all blown over now and the last week was simply a pointless distraction while we beat inter in madrid and brighton at home
>>152476649How does she fit that many cucumbers in there?
>>152476783You have to be joking. It can't "blow over" in a week like this. The entire situation is dodgy.
>>152476927Let him delude himself. The impending 40 million fire sale will be hilarious.
>>152476927like yes there's presumably more to it, but as far as the club and salah are concerned, if they come to some sort of agreement then this will be forgotten about by the time he's back from afcon
>>152476979So the situation isn't over then, thanks for confirming.>if they come to some sort of agreement then this will be forgotten about by the time he's back from afconThat's just laughable.
>>152477020>salah continues playing>salah continues not speaking to the media>slot continues saying salah is very much part of his plansproblem solved number 2 all time on the cards
>>152477103>problem solvedTypical Liverpool delusion.
>>152477103at this rate i dont see him getting 36 goals in a season and a half
>arselel
>>152477457you jinxed it
needing 2 own goals against wolves and conceding to them is still pathetic
>>152477586>0 goals scored against Wolvesstill applies
Curtis Jones making his 200th Liverpool appearance in all competitions.Aged 24 years and 317 days, he is the youngest midfielder to reach 200 for LFC since Steven Gerrard in September 2003 (23y 121d).
(You) are seething
>>152477747you didnt come out of your containment thread to be smug about that match surely kek
Embarrassing display both both teams.
Huge match between Brentford and Leeds tomorrow so save all your energy for that one!
>>152477766u know wot i fink's he did
>>152477787The main event
MOIRATHE SMELLING SALTS IF YOU PLEASE
>>152477821that's in a little under 3 bongs
bet the tottenham bulls are getting relieved by peng tings
>>152477692very underrated player imo, even from liverpool supporters i see online (granted half of those are probably kenyans or some shit but you know what i mean)
the violent etihad bulls will shatter crystal palace to smithereens
Wtf happened to Gyokeres
>>152478053Turns out forcing a move as a striker this summer was guaranteed to turn you into a flop.
>>152478053he was always a punt tbqhArsenal are going to lose this season once again because they lack a world class attacking player
>>152478080>Arsenal are going to lose this season once again because they lack a world class attacking player£55m wasted then
why did that wolves mong try to fake an eye injury doesnt he know that multiple slow motion cameras are pointed at him
>>152478053He's consistently playing against teams better than Sporting Braga
>>152478120>doesnt he know that multiple slow motion cameras are pointed at himYou may be surprised to learn that footballers are retards.
>>152478107not really sure why they got him instead of maybe Osimhen
>>152478080How do they continuesly keep failing to find a striker that works in their systemMoney is obviously not an issue, and they're "contenders" on paper; drawing big names to play for them shouldn't be an issue either?
>>152478175>>152478181Gyokeres was only signed to placate the fanbase.
>>152478181Arsenal's recruitment/scouting doesn't seem that advanced at allthey pretty much exclusively buy players that are finished products and don't really improve when they get there
>>152478053>Why hasn't a player who failed at Brighton managed to succeed at Arsenal?Should have kept Welbeck lmao
If anyone wanted evidence that journos hate Liverpool then look at how the Salah stuff is now swept under the carpet!
>>152478509very odd postalmost like you have no understanding of liverpool football club or anything you're posting about
rio on the ropes
>>152478687Is he fuck, Liversimp. Spitty C pedalling backwards so hard the cunt will end up back in 1993
>>152478687love carra me
>>152478687what does rio even do for fifa? i know he did that ceremony thing picking the groupsdoes he hold any sway in ticket prices or is carra just talking shit
>open up soccer analysis video on youtube that's critical of a red team>comments full of brown turd worlders crying that someone (who's job it is) would dare criticise their teamit's EVERY single video that they do this, it's like they can't comprehend the entire point of punditry
>>152478687The kopE will get a few weeks to forget salad again - after all it is Xmas and they will be busy on the Tryptophan they stole
>Chelsea manager Enzo Maresca described the build-up to Saturday's victory over Everton as "the worst 48 hours" since he arrived at the club>Pressed on what he meant, the former Leicester City manager added: "Worst 48 hours since I joined the club because people didn't support me and the team."Does he mean /epl/?
>>152478990sounds like he was given some sort of warning after leeds and then atalanata that his job is precarious
>>152478053Nothing. He's always been shit.
>>152473990Why the fuck did the smaller clubs agree to the sponsor ban if it would hurt them financially
>>152479358Reading isn't your strongest attribute
>>152478990He catched "48 Hours" with Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy during the week and was not impressed with its novel spin on the buddy cop genre.
what will the smaller prem clubs have on their shirts if they cant have dodgy chinese crypto gambling sites any more? onlyfans accounts? vape brands?
>>152479441what if we as /epl/ came together and came up with a few hundred bucks maybe we can get on the front of the kitwhat would our logo be though... a pic of DSL maybe?
>>152479441Could always try the Ferrari trick and use a QR code.
I see mantroony is melting down after a slippypool win, grim
>>152479391>He catched
>>152479556newfag get him boys
>>152479556IBP you really stepped in it now
>>152479556do you need another lecture ibp you scumbag?
>>152479374No, so enlighten me
>>152479862>The Premier League clubs agreed to a voluntary ban on shirt sponsorship by gambling companies nearly three years ago, to avoid government legislation prohibiting it,
>>152479862not that anon but the 3rd line
phwoarjust ingestated the brekkibergpropa good wun dat wass
>>152478053He's yet another Portuguese """"League"""" fraud
>>152472434>he's German and a Liverpool player so it doesn't matterNow. Personally, I think that's uncalled for.
>the completely unintelligible north east derby (wtf is a wear tyne anyway) >the anges exs derby (aka the mgw derby)>the maroon derby (dunno what a claret is sounds french) all that and more at 2pm sunday
>>152480385You're a bit of a dumb cunt aren't you
>>152480443you're a bit angry and bitter aren't you
>>152480523Hard not to be when complete mongs like you exist.
Arsenal needed a 94th minute own goal to beat Wolves. A team that just got their bussy blown open by Manchester United.
First Set Piece and now Own Goal, where does the Arsenal academy find these players?
>>152479613>>152479739>>152479751how cute that you all think i didn't know he did "catched" on purpose, lured you all into my trap by correcting him. heh... too easy this time. like lambs to the slotter...
>Sky Sports presenter Laura Woods reveals a Liverpool fan (Harneet Kaur) stalked her relentlessly: "For 3 years, she would go to extreme lengths to make my life very uncomfortable. There were birthday cards that would say: ‘Today’s the day you were born and tonight’s the night you’re going to die.’why are liverpool fans like this
>>152481171>bindipper who is a neetwell of course
Arsenal struggled to beat a team with less points than a triangle
>>152481317Winning games like these are a sign of champions la
>>152481317corrweird-arse thought diss wun
>Arsenal unironically needed 2 (two) own goals against the worst team in Premier League history to get a win>aw wants me to believe they aren't a finished club
>>152483671i'm looking at a picture of a couple of raped bitches
arsenal need a genrasional player like xavi simons
LOL
Arsenal and United conceding against wolves, fucking embarrassing
Arsenal beat wolves yesterday and are 5 points clear at the top of the league, a lead which will likely be cut to three points after Villa beat the hammers.
>>152478687Carra W
>>152486702I'm at a loss for words looking at that.
>>152486702Kek looks like a transchester dilated shitter
>>152486702Is there a name for that weird way he runs? Is it flat footed? >>152486795I cannot understand why they're struggling so much this season. I don't think they would have necessarily escaped relegation but I thought they'd be at least putting up a fight. It's like the fight just leaves their bodies after 5 minutes.
>sanchlingz still hasn't got a single goal or assist this season
>>152486997>I cannot understand why they're struggling so much this season.Wolves were heavily reliant on Cunha and Strand Larsen hit an unsustainable purple patch at the end of the season. Ait-Nouri and Semedo were also vital parts of their starting line-up. Their season is reminding me a lot of Villa's when they went down in 2015/16, which will always be overshadowed by LESTAH. That Villa side was one of the worst ever seen in the PL.
>>152486795Wolves are a cornered rat See also: Salah finally providing an assist
absolutely revolting behaviour this is why everyone hates the "gooners" (they call themselves that) by the waydirty disgusting cheating subhumans
couldn't spam threads all night because they still won so we'll be getting Liversimp's X-fed meltdown in here
Don't forget how vile they were towards Salah. They already have!
>>152487116>Arse Slut yesterday to BBC: "For me, the situation when I spoke to him yesterday and for him being on the bench and coming off as the first substitution - that means it has settled down. But if the outside world wants to keep talking about it or there are other reasons people keep talking about it, that's fine with me. The conversation yesterday and the actions of today that he and I did speaks for itself."lol
>>152486997Big man Cunha went from carrying a shit club to underperforming at a different shit club
>>152487133>Arne Slut "Football fans including Liverpool fans are whiny twink faggots and turned what was once a manly sport into female real housewives gossip"
Feeling depressed after John Cena retired, Man United better win tomorrow night.
Backpedaling from Carra is unreal. Amazes me how little shame Scousers have.
wrestling fans are below anime fans
>>152487149You're obsessed with this 'don't talk about this i-it gossip' (funny how it only applies to Liverpool conversations) gimmick but Salah himself made it gossip. Then your vile little lot bayed for his blood.
>>152487165Absolutely no way it's been completely resolved by dropping him for Inter and putting him on the bench against Brighton.>>152487172>Salah himself made it gossipThis. Slot bent over for him and officially made him bigger than the club. Liverpool fans being cretins can't see that.
The Kloppites were already counting the £250m Saudi were apparently going to spend on Salah and linking themselves to Hakimi and Barella
He was mentioned earlier in the thread, I genuinely believe that Rio Ferdinand is the most overrated player in premier league history. Anyone care to refute this?
>>152487243At least give your reasoning.
>>152487172People have been in this general for years saying football fans act like gossiping little slags, I don't know why you get so butthurt about it and then make it about your obsession with bindippers. Very female brain you have.
>>152487172You're obsessed with scouserats, you're a latent homosexual
>>152487301You can criticise liverpool fans and football fans as a whole but jeets can't read and need to project their gay noncey little obsessions
>>152487301dilated fans are short minded chinks, what do you expect
>>152487163kek what a fag
>>152487301well done you've upset him
>>152487315Done him
>>152487243It's because he's a light skin wog and the media and Manchester love wogs
>>152487365aw lives up there so it makes sense
>>152487171Wrestling is just as good as anime. I love both. Mbeumo is like Goku.
>>152487281He did jack shit for England
>2 hours>part 1yeah im thinking the game is back
>>152487610That has no bearing on his PL performances and you know that.
>>152487163Never liked John Cena me. Same as that Randy Orton. Too much power backstage. Fake nice guys. Got Vince sacked and dragged over the coals because he was a proper chad.
>>152487171worked
>>152487635joey barton was actually doing so well for a lower league manager idk how he just ditched all of that just so he became so right-wing schizo. i watched the documentary where he was a manager for fleetwood town during covid and it was alright.
>>152487757its called common sense JF
>>152487635I once went to a David Icke talk, for a bit of a laugh, and it was 6hrs long.Weirdest crowd if ever seen
>>152487757>idk how he just ditched all of that just so he became so right-wing schizoBarton has been scum his entire life. You clearly aren't old enough to remember him as a player.
>>152487149The problem is JFs
>>152487776i mean i know that but i thought when he finally became a manager he should've gotten better as a person
>>152487083The crowd reactions, kek
>>152487769People into conspiracies are weirdos, especially ones that follow their cult of personalities
>>152487670https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQ9l6zYjO-h/
noooooo no more Salah talk!! talk about David Coote instead because he didn't like Klopp!!!!
>>152487797Was a real mix of people. Ages, presumed social standing and wealth etc. One thing they had in common was they're all nutters.
>>152487757right wing grifting is more profitable than being a manager. lot of people looking for father figures to back up their beliefs, you don't even need to be intelligent or have a posh accent anymore
the limp-wristed ghouls don't like joey barton very much, seems like he must be onto something
This but Zestchester United
>>152487868Canadian Hindus love Joey Barton, seems like he must be onto something
they get really angry and bitter when you shine the spotlight on them however
>>152487757Even 20 years ago he would have been earning much more than he can as manager of Fleetwood Town and its much more effort. He can use his unique profile of having once played for QPR as a means to expose the shadowy illuminates that govern our every move, at a fraction of the man-hours.
just started rolling around in dogshit and got told to stop. i must be onto something
>>152487919see how you're still seething about it? that's how we all know
Even Keown a die hard Gooner admitted they were lucky to win and that Wolves deserved a draw at the very least.The wheels are falling off.
>>152487919kek bodied that syrup jeet
so yet again the little.rat was scurrying around spreading his rat droppings, but here I come and lift him up by his little brown tail and he curls up, hates being spotlighted. He'll be replying to himself all day now sadly
>>152486702That's shit lay but also a handball>>152487083This should have been a red, as should the one on Wirtz
>>152487635I have a faint memory of Karl Pilkington doing an interview with Icke but can't be bothered to heck whether that was real or not.
joey barton is the perfect litmus test
>scurrying>curryMakes it too easy
How many today for Big Dick Nick?
>>152488032football talk is gossipwe have to talk about joey barton instead
>>152488032isnt he already forgotten
>Andoni Iraola has indicated that the attacker who really makes United tick is Mason Mount. >"Mason Mount is a very smart player. He always takes up good positions. I think he understands and analyses the game really well, to take up spaces on the pitch that he can exploit better. >"Sometimes he plays higher, sometimes lower, sometimes wider, sometimes inside, and obviously, there is a reason he does that. Then he is also a lovely player on the ball if we allow him a lot of time." Have we at /epl/ underrated Mount? He should be starting for England at the World Cup on this evidence.
>>152488032He's an incel and he lurks here.
>villel
Brighton were the better team yesterday and would have won if any of them could shoot on target
Sunderland - Newcastle is considered a derby
>>152488258Yes.The two Scottish teams in the premier league
>>152488038Talking about Nick shagging Geordie slags is gossiping, yes
>>152488110You'd have a breakdown if Slut said this before a game
>>152488276>get ripped off by Mememouth with Kerkez>"best sign another Mememouth player"
>>152488322kerkez is good though
>>152488330lol
Mateus Fernandes is the fourth player to score in the opening minute of a Premier League game this season:◉ 29s - Mateus Fernandes vs. Villa◎ 46s - Hugo Ekitike vs. Brighton◎ 52s - Malick Thiaw vs. Everton◎ 59s - Phil Foden vs. Leeds
>>152486795Even Wolves conceded against Wolves, la. They're dangerous.
dangerous time of the year to be playing lower-end teams sunderland will need a lot of luck today
Women are so performative
ya performative oral...on me!
>>152487083Well, at least the refs were consistent in not sending off offending players. He-chan got away with his retarded tackle and this fool did as well.
>>152488435nice try stinky, nowhere close to be comparable (that means the same)
>>152488423KYS angry bitter simp
>>152488554we don't sign our posts here
>>152488554we don't sign our posts as canadians here
based hammers taking those upstart villains down a peg
The Big 6
>>152488581sorry pal, your angry and bitter lifestyle have left you a step behind yet again, better luck next time!
Villa getting exposed now they aren't playing complete shitters and clubs who are on the slide
why do fans always yell "shooooooooooot" when a player gets it in a bit of space like 25 yards from goal. they should yell "scooooooore" instead because thats what they really want
Newcastle have failed to have a shot in the opening 30 minutes of a Premier League game for the first time in over a year (November 2024 vs. Crystal Palace).
>>152488636you cant score if you dont shoot mate
>>152488579that's why I forged your signature
Mantroony post the table
>>152488636because a player can't just score but he can just have a crack usually
>>152488598Formerly Millwall
>that's why I forged your signature
>>152488423We don't sign our posts
Docherty - not a fantastic human.
>>152488795>fantastic humanWhat a fucking baffling phrase to use
>>152488322buy semeny to unlock kerkezbuy murphy to unlock isacbuy zaka to unlock hawurztynwa
>>152488750
Newcastle's xG of 0.02 is their third lowest in the first half of a Premier League game across the last 10 seasons:◎ 0 vs. Arsenal (Feb 2024)◎ 0.01 vs. Crystal Palace (Apr 2024)◉ 0.02 vs. Sunderland (Dec 2025)
>>152488870eddie coward tactics
>>152488579we don’t post images of our rapists here
>>152488636Fat builder faggots that will complain when a player doesn't shoot but will also complain when a player shoots and doesn't score every single 25+ yard shot, so talksport listeners
At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. The best footballers, such as Lamine Yamal, Bellingham, Jamal Musiala and Wirtz, do not take part in such tournaments having long since outgrown the level.Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
>>152488795>>152488827Kneel to women.
direcastle
WOLTEMADE SCORED
WOLTEMADE SCORES AGAINNO-ONE CAN STOP HIM NOT EVEN HIS OWN TEAMMATE IN GOAL
GB is going to be inconsolable!!!
Bit sad that Sunderland need Newcastle to beat Newcastle so they can say they won
LMAO I assumed it happened in a Sunlun set-piece but no, Woltemade was just in his own team's box, marking nobody.
>>152489045pussy huge lips corr
https://x.com/TransferSector/status/2000221524368719901LMAOOOOOOOO
Bloody Mackem bastards
>>152489045>>152489077munchtime wahey
corrr finkin spurs is a shit club
>be a woman>attract Indian simps>sky sports invites you on setLife is so easy, feminists were right about men
>sperms>>152489417having saars gravitate towards you sounds like a pretty bad time tbf
who can they even get after Frank lol? Iraola and Glasner are too good for em
It's all because Maddison is out
>>152489415u fink?
>>152489439>online>women have notifications off >women can't conceptualise repercussions and are naive Not a bad gig for being a whore
>>152489506i meant irl but yeah that too
>>152489451ten hag
Owen Goal has smashed it this weekend. Perhaps Liverpool should have bought him instead of blowing half a billy on absolute dogshit.
>>152489583should be back in the england squad desu
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cvgj8j1gv0go
Are City, dare I say it, BACK?
City are Manchester's biggest club
Spurs are back to form
Nottm Forest (2.15) 3-0 (0.37) Tottenham
Liverpool should've bought Mason Mount. He's the best midfielder in Europe.
>City>Villa>Liverpool>ArsenalThis will be the top 4 at the end of the season
>>152489637>Are City, dare I say it, BACK?Not so fast..... Mr xG might have something to say about this....
>>152489658Currently yes.Sunderland are the biggest club on Tyneside historically AND currently.
Slot, Maresca, Frank & Howe.Which one gets sacked first?
>>152489583*Owen Gaul newfag
>>152489712Arteta
>>152489725We don't sign our posts here.
>>152489712All sacked in the morningAmorim beats Bournemouth and gets a 10 year-contract
>>152489712Amorim.
Spurs are so bad
nottingham forest beat tottenham 3-0
12 wins in 13 months for amorim is shambolic
>>152489778Frank has improved on Ange's terrible season and this is considered a huge failureAmorim has improved on Amorim's terrible season and this is considered an achievement
>>152489839Ange won a trophy mate.
>>152489677Frank is Nuno 2.0>>152489839The performances are the problem with Spurs
>Brentford Vs Leeds is the "SUPER SUNDAY MATCH"
>>152489883Which trophy should Frank have won
>>152489896Actually quite a significant game, if Lelds win there's a 5 point gap to relegation
>>152489896The fixtures are all over the place this monthNext Saturday there are two 8 o'clock games for some reason
>>152489908The not getting arse raped by Forest cup.
>>152489932that's one you really want to win
Next>>152489943>>152489943>>152489943>>152489943
>>152489932Ange DEFINITELY didn't win that
>>152489712frank
>>152487998it was realand icke was baffled by himstill on youtube
