>Saturday 13th December 20258pm Arsenal v Wolverhampton Wanderers5.30pm Burnley v Fulham3pm Chelsea v Everton3pm Liverpool v Brighton & Hove Albion >Sunday 14th December 20254.30pm Brentford v Leeds United2pm Crystal Palace v Manchester City2pm Nottingham Forest v Tottenham Hotspur2pm Sunderland v Newcastle United2pm West Ham United v Aston Villa >Monday 15th December 20258pm Manchester United v AFC Bournemouth
THE BIG SIX
I quite like Kuwait's borders. Cute but also tasteful.
Key Stage 3 History Edition
can we keep talking about history or is that overmore fun than the normal schizo observation in here
Iraqi immigrant exiled to KuwaitMixed wog rapist from Carrington exiled to Marseille
>>152427026My school taught the Russian and Chinese gommie revolutions in year 10 history (age 15). Mao is taught as an efffective leader during the civil war but a retard as the head of state.
History talk will turn into schizo shit about the holocaust Kai havertz looks like he was in the holocaust
Wolves should not be allowed to play any more matches in the premier league. 3 to 6 points should be distributed to the remaining teams accordingly and Wolves should be be relegated pre-emptively.
why do i feel like you're just fully allowed your phone out in the classroom now at school recording tiktoks about ksi being bussin while some teacher is going on about the treaty of Versailles
Softest penalty I've ever seen. Should be ashamed.
threadly reminder that city beating madrid will result in emery leaving villa
>>152427056seems late>>152427084i was so good at t9 texting back in the day, we'd get our phones taken away if the teacher saw. had to learn how to text without looking phone by your side to shoot some quick texts to the first girlfriendi'm guessing since everyone is glued to their phone 24/7 now teachers can't really do that, although i've seen at least here in the US some schools are starting to make kids drop off their phones in a locker or whatever when they get to school and (surprise) their test results and all that rapidly improved
>>152427125Alonso to Liverpool. Wirtz will be unlocked.
>>152427084phones are banned in schools here
>>152427144Slot to...?Salah to...?
>>152427161ibizaAFC goatfucker haji
>>152427161Slot to SpursSalah to Los Angeles Galaxy
>>152427161Don’t get excited, Salah is allegedly asking for his contract to be paid out in full before he will leave
>>152427161United!Napoli!
>>152427156They were banned when I was in school. You didn't even need to be using it. If you got seen with one it was confiscated for a week.Last I heard all of the schools must have went back on that because recently they were talking about banning phones in schools again. All of the zoomers started crying they wouldn't be able to play their roblox or whatever and the parents were outraged that these little tards wouldn't be able to play roblox or whatever.
>>152427156>Australia social media banBased
>>152427161Slot's job is safe now because Liverpool bored Inter to death and scrape past them with a dodgy penalty.
Slot doing his best 13 wins in 13 months ibn Amorim impression
>>152427056GSCE history would probably be a bit more broader than KS1-3 history, I genuinely can't remember much from my school history lessons that wasn't about Britain outside of a little bit on Ancient Egypt, Greece and Rome in primary school. I guess we also touched on some world history during English classes if it was required context for a particular text (e.g. Of Mice and Men and the Great Depression).
>>152427070No because that fucks up GD. In the African world cup qualifications Eritrea (yep, them again) preemptively conceded every game in their group because they were afraid that anybody they sent abroad for the qualifiers would immediately defect and seek asylum (not a joke). So the other teams in the group are getting 6 points, but they're getting no GD, which matters for the playoffs. All the group winners qualify obviously, but only one of the 2nd place teams of all the groups qualify so GD is very important for the runner-ups. Eritrea actually fucked things up for the whole of the Federation by doing this, as they had to implement a rule part way through to account for them generating a free 6 points but no GD.Point being, if relegation or European places came down to GD, getting zero from a concession would fuck things up, especially since every team that didn't play at home would argue they would have 7-0'd them or something. Also matchday tickets revenue loss and Sky would be pissed for all the lost matches televised ect. ect.tl;dr I know it was a joke, I just wanted to talk about the African Federation's Eritrea shitshow
>>152427304wallahi bro that's some mad ting innit
>>152426991sup brits.I did some /hoc/ betting, filled a bubble wrong and ended up betting on /epl/.>burnley +1.5am I fucked? don't watch soccer outside worldcup & olympics
>>152427353>quebecois
>>152427353Yeah you're fucked
I find it quite funny how Derby's points record gets talked about in the same breath as some of the other iconic PL achievements like Man Utd's treble, Arsenal's Invincible season or Chelsea's 15 goals conceded season. There's always a discussion about whether the record will ever be matched/broken when another team looks like they might get close.
>>152427353Burnley are shit and getting relegated. They have scored the 3rd least amount of goals. It's very unlikely they'll get a win
>>152427353If they only need to score more than 1 goal you are probably still fucked. If they need to win by more than 1 goal you are really fucked. Fulham haven’t been good either at least.
>>152427437fulham have been in a bit of form havent they
>people don't know what +1.5 means
>>152427408gonna try to watch the game maybe. From the little googling I did, both teams look bad so it might be fun to watch a shitter matchI can catch it on streaming right?
>>152427451you guys don't use that style of odds do youdesu i didn't know the canadians used them like us too
>>152427458just search for a stream on yandex there's fuckloads
>>152427135>girlfriendWhat’s that?
Harry Wilson is a techy baller who needs a move to a real club
>>152427467those aren't the odds. it's burnley + 1.5 goals, ie not to lose by 2 or more. the odds are 1.23 except
>>152427447Maybe I’ve been a bit harsh, those are tough losses
>>152427498yeah i know the +1.5 goals but i was wrong/distracted and didn't see the 1.23 odds shit, so that is euro style i thinkwe do like +100 or -100 or whatever
>>152427511We usually do fractions. Not sure where usually does decimals.
>>152427525decimals are more often used with people who win money
>>152427525yeah i get confused every time i read euro (or british) odds and have to convert it to american oddsbut i dont gamble anyways so not important
Reminder that Manchester United were beaten by GRIMSBY earlier in the season.
Whatever happened to Harvey Elliott?
>>152427958shouldnt have gone to villa but idk if that was his only optionhe fucking REEKS of serie A and i don't mean that negatively. he would do so good in italy. too small/weak for PL i think
>>152428428Already played for two clubs, can't go anywhere other than Plop this season.
>>152428428Typical White CAM. Physically weak and can't play in the Prem with the likes of Casemiro and Kobbie Mainoo.
>>152428730i know im saying, in hindsight, he should have gone abroad. idk the inner workings of villa but ive read he was an owner signing and emery never wanted him or some shit and apparently there's some clause if he hits X amounts of games villa have to pay liverpool so they have no incentive to play him. shit for elliott obviously i feel bad for him>>152428749i mean i know you're saying that jokingly cause you mentioned mainoo but he really is too small. but he's very gifted and would do better in serie A or la liga or whatever
>>152426991>3pm Chelsea v EvertonDewsburry hall late goal incoming
>>152426661>eluded
>>152427958Basically Villa were broke and having a shite transfer window so they got him on loan on deadline day to appease the fans. It becomes an obligation to buy if he makes 10 league appearances or something. But Unai Emery doesn't like him so they came up with the idea to permabench him so they can spend the money on something else instead.
Scouse rats cheating a pen is shameful
>>152427852I watched that match and rank it in my top sporting watches of the year along with the darts world championships, the blue jays, the NRL grand final, the miracle In mudgee, leeds last win at portsmouth in the championship and the masters. Thanks for coming to my red talk.
>>152430217Plymouth*
mad how people who talk about football for a living think a blatant shirt pull, a foul and a yellow card anywhere on the pitch, shouldn't be a penalty because the player "went down theatrically"
>>152427525>Not sure where usually does decimalsYour gambling app when you select decimals
>>152427431it's an impressively shit achievement. 3 wins, 2 draws is all you need to match it (or 2 wins, 5 draws as is more likely)I think Wolves exceed it because I genuinely dont think they're so awful they can't get 2 wins and 3 more draws when the luck blows their way
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c62vnyrv069o>Paul Pogba has moved into the sport of camel racing after investing in Saudi Arabia-based team Al Haboob.>The Monaco midfielder has become a shareholder and ambassador for Al Haboob - the world's first professional camel racing team competing across the United Arab Emirates and the Gulf.>Pogba, 32, told BBC Sport: "I've watched my fair share of [camel] races on YouTube and spent time doing research in my spare time trying to understand the techniques and strategies. And what stood out to me is how much dedication it takes from everyone involved. At the end of the day, sport is sport. It demands heart, sacrifice and teamwork.">mfw reading this entire article
Just been reading about the British transfer record progression and it's weird not see Wirtz listed. I know the deal for Isak smashed the record set by Wirtz, but I thought it would have Wirtz listed then Isak listed because Wirtz was the most expensive. Then I thought they must be doing it in some kind of mad way where only one transfer from a window is allowed.So I checked the most expensive world transfers because I knew he was more than Felix, but he wasn't listed ahead of him either. Apparently he's the 9th most expensive. It went from a fee of €150m, to €130m, to €125m, to €120m and now it was €117.5m all along. Which puts him at £100m.I was just wondering has there ever been a transfer with more space dust on it than the Wirtz one?I know someone is bound to mention the Darwin deal, but I think this can be put to bed. The price wasn't a record despite the reports. It was £64m base and ~£21m in add ons. Those add ons were made up of things like £4.3m after 10 appearances, £8.5m after 60 appearances, both of which he obviously triggered so that's £12.8 minimum. Taking the fee to £76.8m. Then there were things like X amount of goals scored, winning the title, winning the CL etc for the remaining £8.5m and he almost definitely triggered the goals scored amount and definitely triggered the title win addon which takes the figure to somewhere around ~£80m.So while yes he definitely was more expensive than VVD who was the record transfer for the club, the Darwin transfer doesn't count because it just doesn't.It's just all a bit mad because I can't see any of this copenomics with any other club. Only Liverpool.Why is that?
>>152431580>Why is that?rat like behaviour also see posts like >>152430530these arent people we are dealing with they are vermin
i clicked this video because sexo but what the actual fuck is this accenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXFrJrjnX-ois this what british zoomers are speaking like now
>>152431596So disappointing and sad.Not sure why they have to spoil things. They should just take their Ls on the chin like everyone else has to. Surely they know it makes them look worse by doing things the way they do.
>>152431600why do you even think thats a british accent and not australian or something
>>152431619says location united kingdom on her profile. she's british. or briddish as she'd say.
>>152431634dunno if youve been out recently (wouldnt recommend it) but there is the odd foreign accent knocking about these days
>>152431600>i clicked this video because sexoIs that what British incels are talking like now?
>>152427431I believe Wolves can do it, they are fucking putrid
>>152431596A flop, flopping
>>152431600Lmao simp
>>152431580The only one that I’ve seen close is the Haaland deal not showing the £50m that his agent and Dad got. The thing is the money is still on the club accounts so it is still there for the rules. Fans can only screech loud enough to get it removed from transfermarkt and similar sites.
>>152430069Benching someone to avoid triggering a buy clause isn’t a new idea.
>>152431580More like the British transfer record regression!
Simply string together two 4/10 performances for Spurs and you will be hyped to the moon
>>152431865But it's usually a shit player who isn't worth the money, not one of England's brightest young talents off the back of singlehandedly winning an international tournament, played for the current league champions and will only cost 30 million. I think Unai Emery and him have some history from a previous meeting. Must have sniggered at him in the tunnel at Anfield or something.
>>152431987no need to be angry and bitter
>>152431987He's not amazing but he's been alright, and pundits need to talk about something and that game was grim and boring af so they're hyping up Xavi for content
>>152431997If he's that good Liverpool should probably keep him because it looks like they need all the help they can get.
>>152432028think they said slavia prague havent scored a goal yet in the CL and this is their 3rd 3-0 losswasnt the worst performance from spurs, decent number of chances and shots with some good saves from the prague keeper, but when there is almost 0 danger it is a bit boring
>>152431997Emery has tried in him his system in training all year and 5 games this season and doesn’t like him. They have bid £10.5m on a Brazilian 19 year old RW so I think Liverpool might as well take Elliott back now to help the Salah replacement.
>>152427161Salah to GalatasaraySlot to Red Star FC
>>152431997>singlehandedly winning an international tournamentIf he was any good he wouldn't still be milling around the under-ages at 21
>Erling Haaland: “I’m a football fan, so I watch all kinds. We were eating dinner and I checked if there were any games. Man United, West Ham’s on, let’s put it on. My missus said, ‘I'm so sick of football. We watch it all the time’. I’m like, ‘Yeah, that’s the reason we’re sitting here’. So we watched it, obviously…”
>>152432123Should have replied>ok babe you're right, what's football ever done for you and I? I'll tell the club I'm retiring
>>152432123why couldn't she go into another room and do something different? why do normoid couples need to spend every moment together? grow up
>>152432123He should have raped her haha
>>152432147Hope he sees this 3 days later and reruns the convo with her.You should be like an advisor or something mate.
>>152432153corrrrrr finkin youve never been in a relationship
>>152432123>My missusNoice
SIDF (Salah Internet Defence Force) digging up the oldsrather pathetic
>BlueCo win race to sign 16 year old midfielder Muhammad ZongoWindow underway already
>>152432186You've only been in relationships where you and the other party have zero individual interests? Sounds fucking bleak
Have you met any fat sweaty geordie birds down the big market Nick ?
>>152432259nicky is happy with his roommate (bff) not sure why you think he needs anyone else?
>>152432288bvsed
>>152432265>Woltemade moves his pal in with him and doesn't have time for icky girls>Kloppo sends his wife to a different country so he can move the kitman inWhat is it with Germans?
>>152427012fucken title doesn't look so sure no more i said, bro, they shoulda rotated for bayern, instead they went hard at emthat was a meaningless game, it was all that league stretch. look at them now
>>152432382I thought this too at first but Villa often get the better of Arsenal and the win against Bayern is now important for the teams morale.
Liverpool are 10th
you say "gud ebening" to a guy one time and he holds a grudge for a lifetime
Mason Mount has the same amount of goals this season as the following players COMBINED>Garnacho>Palmer>Delap>MacAllister>Isak>Wirtz
>>152432629
>>152432657Mohamed Salah has as many goals as Mount and Cunha combined
>>152432678salah's gone now m8
>>152432245CAHM ON ZONGOSCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
>>152427022I missed out on all the history talk, but hand up I can't imagine a worse history education than being an anglophone in Quebec going to public school. Don't think they taught us anything other than about the fur trade and seigneuries
>>152427353>mise-o-jeuthat's a little bit of me, is there not only another leaf but a quebecois at that?
>>152432177fancies himself a modern day Cyrano de Bergerac
>>152432249uh oh, how many Christmas decorations did you see today...
alright I've gone through the thread and given you all plenty of fantastic jumping off points, I'll be back in an hour
>>152433093>>152433117>>152433172>>152433182>>152433222football?
>>152433319at the time I thought the thread would be a flurry of activity
Anyone noticed Liverpool fans are no longer on a first name basis with the squad? All business this season.
>>152426991m8 most people in football are mildly sexist, racist and homophobic>big bullywho the fuck wrote this, an 11 year old?
The main event, babyWhoever wins gets to play 10 for England
>>152434107*blocks your path*
>>152434125he's washed up fr
>Salah posts gym selfie>Carragher: IM SO GLAD WE WON BY REFBALL WITHOUT YOU, YOU STUPID BROWN TWATwhat’s wrong with him?
>>152434125Good on him embracing his windrush roots
>2 RogersVilla putting the league on notice
>>152434288That's just Thierno Barry but paler
>Ekitike and Isak didn’t pass to each at all against InterProblem?
>>152434164He always was. Load of hype based off scoring penalties.
>liverpool finally win a game>its a massively controversial soft penalty Grim
>>152434571Just stick to facts. They won
The facts are that Chelsea football club are in crisis
>>152434609Afraid so
Sir Marcus Rashford is a United legend la
>>152427304if Isak had declared for Eritrea they wouldn't be so shit
>>152434644>implying Eritrea would even play a gameIt's the African North Korea
>>152434666Best Korea qualified for the WC in 2010 LEST we forget
might have to skip this world cup after all
>>152434707And 1966. Ayresome Park and that.
>>152434718>my LinkedIn officer
>>152434571Just stick to the facts. They cheated.
>>152434358How do players even have time to be petty in the middle of these matches? That's always surprised me whenever I hear someone not passing to someone else seemingly on purpose.
>>152434739I haven't seen this many Asians scattered around a English football stadium since Leicester!
>England will play Uruguay and Japan at Wembley in March in their final two games before head coach Thomas Tuchel chooses his squad for the 2026 World Cup.
>>152434879
>>152434879Fuck yes. I've never seen England v Japan.
>>152434879I guess Tucker had to be secretive about who the countries were in case we drew them in the groups.
>>152434943just like in my cartoons!
>>152434897Kek
>>152434943Japanese people are weaboos for England btw. I have many friends from Japan i met at uni.Theyre obsessed with Wallace and Gromit.
>>152435007They are weebs for an imaginary England of the past that barely exists anymore. Be the England that Japan thinks you are.
>>152435007Ah, Warisu ando Guromito desu, based taste
https://youtu.be/td_T0N6cSHcHow can soft southern poof derbies even hope to compare to this pure north east kino? The greatest derby in English football
>>152435816>See that video where some copper goes to the lad's house>Lad speaks to him through the Ring™ doorbell device>Copper tells him he's just asking him if he won't go to the derby because he's known to have trouble there in the past>Lad stops him and lets him know that he will be going to the derby because there's no restrictions on him anymore and refuses to answer any of the copper's sneaky questions>Copper laughs about it and tells him he can't stop him he's just asking him if he would consider it>Lad tells him noDon't get things like in the Souf. All too busy getting manicures and shopping for new handbags with their bfs. Puffs.
>>152435816>>152435849Never forget the horse puncher
>>152436115NGL scouse jeeta would get it desu
Foden is a disgrace
>>152436417How you enjoy Deutschland aw? Getting plenty of German sausage you faggot?
>>152436473bodied that globetrotting freak!
The German poster in /epl/ is Indian. It is known
North East born and bred folks are the ni of England
Has Carragher calmed down yet?
Think Liverpool will go for Xabi now?
>the roommate in question
>>152437275So what m8? You're a bigot?
>>152437295>bigotry we dont do that in germany
>white>Very tall>rich>in shapeGeordie slags would be all over him. Depends if he wants birds that have a triple digit bodycount
>sack xabi, sack slot, sack iraolaAre managers not allowed to have bad runs of form anymore?
arsenal are so good. they're defnitely the best team in europe, for the 2nd year in a row now
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FANI'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE MEZUBIZUBIMENDI
>>152437619
I'M YOUR BIGGEST FANI'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE MECASECASE MIRO
Wtf happened to Gabriel Jesus
>>152437745Just never that goodEven in a phenomenal man city team he was bang average
I think hitting the woodwork should count for 0.1 goals
>>152437852So a Yeboah is worth 1.1 goals?
I think they should add the xG to the actual goals to determine a winner
>>152437991Should do this for draws
>it's a Newcastle concede late episode
Eddie Meme will neglect Miley and make him leave for minutes just like he’d rather play shitters like Joelmongton,
You've got a defender who can't defendI just don't get itWhere are they all gonna play?
>>152435007They used to be westerboos for Western Europe (apart from Iberia)
>>152435007I thought the term was teaboo
I think with Arteta spending £400m on defenders, that not having Saliba or Gabriel for a few games isn’t an excuse.
don't think I've ever seen an easy European fixture list than Arsenal's for this season
>>152439606Yeah it's disgusting. Inter away is like their hardest fixture. Shitty smelly washed Inter.
>>152439630At least we know they'll get knocked out at the first difficult fixture they end up with, just like every year.Just been reading a hilarious piece bigging up Arsenal's defence because of their "injury crisis" and how Madueke is an elite superstar...because they beat Brugge 3-0.
this was given to newcastle as a penalty
>>152439728Deserved penalty for whatever the fuck Flekken was trying there.
>>152437852I unironically think that when the ball hits the goalpost and goes out it should be a corner not a goal kick
>>152439728Because it's the thigh of his sliding leg that takes him out. Not the leg he's trying to make the tackle with.This is how I know you don't know ball.
>>152439728could have damn near killed Big Nick here
>>152439795it was posted without an opinion either way, your comment is revealing howmstever
not enough people talking about xavi simons from yesterday10/10 performanceand corrrrfinkin another puskas contender
love these subhuman lookin fokers
>>152439871u fink?
>>152439912the lads
>>152439809>can't get mad I'm not touching youliterally you right now shaking my smdh
>>152440066a bully? moi?
>>152439728Rightfully so from what I can see
Chelsea got literally no abuse in /epl/ for getting battered by fucking Atalanta lmaoThey've got no starters out
>>152441307Atalanta are 5th in the CL table, put some respect on their name.
>>152441307no one cares about chelsea
>>152441307we're not allowed to talk about chelsea
>>152439935>>152439912wtf happen to my team>>152439926not even me kek
Liverpool
speaking of Liverpool, they're>10th in the PLand>9th in the CLEurope is powerful weak
mad that city have lost 4 before Christmas and will still win the league at a canter
>>152437275Can't tell if it's an effeminate gay boy or an art school girl.Out of every player in the league that's relevant I wouldn't be surprised if Woltemade posted on 4chan
>>152445250Where's United
>>1524454854 places above Liverpool in the PL
>>152445528Nice, where are they in the CL table
>Arteta winrate at 59.74pcwill never rate this fraud unless he goes above 60
>>1524455316 places above Liverpool
>>152445545That's PSG not Manchester United
>>152445556Man U aren't playing in Europe this season
>>152445635Why not
Poo
>>152434831It's just a normal work day for them, it's no different to me hiding a colleague's mug in the office kitchen. There's always time.
>>152445907Funny how Icke is the lesser of the two nutcases
>>152445926>t.bike nonce
>>152445907dunno if l have it in me to watch this
>>152446031uhh yeah the reptilian in you would aay that
6am and I shoot out of bed like a cannon. Why do you ask? Well it's not just the traditions of the Christmas season that have me in a good mood, but also the long standing tradition of Thursday and champions league action, it truly can't be topped
>>152434639>solskjærThe fact he is still living off the mother of tap-ins in the CL final is hilarious to me. He was a decent enough subsitute striker, but the legend status he has is so silly.
>Multiple reports from Brazil in November about Villa buying Kaio Jorge and Alysson>Alysson signed yesterdayWould give Watkins a kick up the arse
>>152445528KEK
>>152446185Jhon Duran transfer should be investigated. It would be if we had sold Jesus for £65m and 6 months later he was already on loan somewhere else.
Villa are a dodgy corporation in cahoots with Newcastle and City
>>152446298Duran was a well known head case and the Saudis thought money would make him behave. There’s a reason Villa let him go instead of Watkins.
>"We are speaking with him and about his situation. He is not here with us," Emery said when asked about Elliott on Wednesday.>"First, my decision and also the situation. He is on loan playing with us, but he is not definitely adding to us with a permanent contract.>"Hopefully we can get the best for him and the best for us. I respect him as a player and as a person. He is training well, but we have one circumstance with him.>"Hopefully we can get a solution for him to try to play consistently and try to continue in his career with us or not."Another loan move ruined by a retarded minimum appearances obligation to buy
>>152445883I guess decision making is an important part of being a footballer so even if things look hectic, they're still used to that. Makes sense but it still kinda amazes me.
>>152446576Liverpool's transfer tsars had an amazing summer!
>>152445944BIcke nonce
>>152446609>hire Hughes>shit goes down after one year
>>152445637they bottled their only chance when they lost to ange in the el final
3/6 english teams in the champions league are in the same position in the PL with only chelsea being more than 2 places off(just one for the numerology enjoyers everyone else can disregard this post)
Mad that Duran was scoring 1.1 non-penalty goals per 90 and Chelsea/United could keep it in their pants. Haaland is on 0.75 this season for context. He was 20 years old.
>>152446644Is Man United somewhere under Galatasaray on the right-hand table?
>>152446146This. It's the equivalent of Liverpool fans making Origi a club legend.
>>152432288tinpot
>DON'T call us Sheffield [of which there are 3 and only 1 is relevant] >DO call us United [of which there are 10 before even getting to the National League which alone has 6] Bladesbro you have to admit it's a bit daft!
>>152446885seething
>>152446644can any other league compare? 3 out of our 6 clubs are equal or above where they are in the league. I think it's only Atalanta that have achieved the same but they're up 7 places
>>1524469204/6 are equal or above you can see why people look at those tables and think we should just have a super league
>>152446644Arsenal beat 2nd and 8th on their CL travels which admittedly is better than I thought
80s new wave band duran duran are from birminghamsurely the sun or the mail managed some pun headline with duran at villa
>>152447039It's kinda weird cause on one hand that's impressive but on the other hand it's almost meaningless because it's not knockout stages yet. Like how they beat PSG last season but didn't have any hope in the semi finals.
>>152447058Didn't do anything notable to warrant a headline Even when he was sold it was probably 'Aston Villa player sold'
>>152446961>4/6 are equal or abovefuck you're right>you can see why people look at those tables and think we should just have a super leaguewhy? because it's already a league and looks cool
anyone selling shit player?
>>152447183nah, Arsenal aren't selling right now
>>152447183We can't talk about this mob and their shit urban players
>>152447176B-but he scored in da portuguese league guise!!!!111
If the co-efficient is affected for next season then we can all blame the squad which cost £2bn and has no players out yet still managed to lose, Fulham 2 FC
>>152447292We DON'T
>>152447292i'll just blame Arsenal instead
>>152426991>>152434033>Calling the former home of Elton John to be HomophobicHe's a pretty gay old man who is slightly remembered
is there anyone that embodies being the candle in the wind more than Cole palmer? I certainly don't think so
maybe chelshit should buy xavi simonshe's the best player in europe if you listen to jamie o'hara
>>152447183Yeah I'm selling Sesko for £30m
>>152447421not his type of player
>>152447183>>152447183
>>152447388Foden
>>152447183Yeah I'm selling M'Benji Seskundu for £30m
>>152447388Palace as we watch Glasner and Guehi leave for free in the summer
amazing how one game Chelsea looks like the far and away best team in the world, and the next a team that can barely hold onto a top 4 spot in the prem
>>152447479when I think upon Phil Foden the word Magistrale immediately comes to mind
good ebening the title will be won by the villains
man u fans are smelly pakiswatch this get removed by the man u paki janny
>>152447567As a God Six chad I think not
>>152447509Chelsea will lose every game this month except Cardiff but then they’ll dominate City
What happened to my boy Cootey? Standard slap on the wrist all nonces get?
>>152447647Found guilty and has yet to be sentenced. Learn how to use Google.
>>152447656>Google NonceryShan't
>>152447183Spurs are selling Ballouna
>>152445926kek it is actually mental that this is a general fact in diaa day and age
love our haalandpropa good ladsupports british farmingsense of humorhumbleworks hard
>>152447717we don't sign our posts here
>>152447705sounds like something a bike nonce would postim on to you pal
>>152447717>humorcorrr FOY (yid and Yank)
>>152447705>in diaa day and age
How did all of the black managers turn out to be dogshit? Sol Campbell, Chris Powell, Terry Connor, Jimmy Floyd, Paul Ince. Things started off well for all of these and then they fell of a cliff. Is managerialism racist?
>>152447961it's never your fault, it's never your fault, always the victims, it's never your fault
>Manchester United's net debt has broken the $1 billion barrier for the first time due to summer borrowings for player recruitment, taking the club's overall debt to its highest level since the Glazer family takeover in 2005.>In the club's first-quarter accounts published Thursday, United's noncurrent borrowings -- debt mountain built since the Glazers' leveraged takeover -- were reported at £481 million ($644m).>But with United using a further £105m from their revolving credit facility -- an additional borrowing mechanism -- to take their total borrowings to £268m, United's total net debt has grown to £749m ($1.002bn).
>Tottenham Hotspur will try to sell Spurs legend Yves Bissouma in January, but they are ready to extend the midfielder’s contract by a year if a buyer cannot be found, with the club determined to avoid losing the 29-year-old for free when his contract expires next summer. >Bissouma, who was famously loathed by Ange Postecoglou, has not played a single minute under Thomas Frank since the Danish head coach took charge in the summer. >Frank dropped Bissouma from his squad for his first game in charge, the Uefa Super Cup final against against Paris Saint-Germain in August, after he said he had been late “several times”.
>>152448127why did big ange hate young biss so much, never quite understood that
>>152448127>Spurs legendI checked and it does not say this.
>>152448194we dont edit html and screenshot our creations here
can't even enjoy my program about cancer battles (formerly football) without this guy intruding every episode
in my haste I forgot he was a part of this excellent segment last episode, maybe he's not all bad
>>152448357nevilles slave looked disgusting - nipples protruding - in his beige shirt before t-bagvery very disrespectful
HOWLING at Sunderland vs. Newcastle not even getting the prime Super Sunday timeslot
>>152448500Unironically not allowed it. Usually it's a 12:30 kick off to stop people from getting drunk and causing trouble before the match kicks off.
>>152448500Imagine outing yourself as clueless
Steven Gerrard wasnt even good. Why does the media glaze him.
>>152448565Just scousers trying to stay relevant in the Fergie era.
>>152448565how old are you?
>>152448584Makes sense>>15244858631
>>152448565He carried Liverpool (to ZERO titles) please understand
>>152448565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_tB1NzUsSQFind me another midfielder who can be subbed on at half-time and saves the game with a hat trick of goals in a BIG game in Europe la
>>152448565Liverpoo wouldnt have won the CL without him
>>152448069Lost more than £100m of sponsors this season and it’s not getting better. Grim.
Karius in the news again today celebrating his wife's pregnancy. Another one forced to Walk Alone through no fault of his own.
how can i be anti-sermetic if I support tottenham hotspur? checkmate libtards
>>152448674>Karius being happyScousaars will not pleased with this news!
>>152448680so true
>>152448674Must have dreamed him being greeted to a standing ovation in his first pre-season game back.
"YNWA" is such a funny choice of """"motto"""" because a club will inevitably have to tell personnel to walk alone or else the wage bill would become stratospheric.
>>152448425Is that Maguire's younger brother?
>basically no injuries for his entire Wolves career>match day 2 for Man City he goes down after being brutalised by Bentancur>gets his spot taken by a broccoli haired zoomer>has been fit for months now but can't get back into the team due to said zoomerlow key one of the KWABs of the season
>>152448910they should loan him back to wolves
>>152448616Benzema
>>152448628They wouldn't win a league with him either
>>152448948MIDFIELDER
>>152448957He's just one player carrying a side to a league win is impossible. Lampard was better though
>>152448866I see it too
>>152448961Yes. Gerrard was mid.
Anyone else see Maguire smash one it top bins on league of their own
Cheapest tickets for an England game at CUM 26 is $265...
>>152449154not as mad as i thought
It's funny to me that in the old Wembley the two teams' set of coaches and subs were expected to sit next to each other, at least some of the time, not sure if this was always the case.
>Slot: Openly and publicly throws Salah under the bus>Salah: "I feel like I might have been thrown under the bus lol">Media and Scousers: NO RESPECT FOR THE MANAGER LA! HOW CAN HE SAY THAT LA! GET HIM OUT ARE FUCKING CLUB LA!
>>152449688putting an out of form player on the bench for a few games is not throwing them under the bus
Tired of continentals always being jealous of Anglo success. Italy (an Anglo colony since the ending of WW2) stands ready to offer support to the Anglos in their hour or need against the SEETHing continentals if required.
>>152448674Schalke legend (we are promoting this season)
>>152449705this is how indians act to anglos unironically
Paul Merson is such a blatant ABL faggot
Big Europa League match For Manchester United tonight.
>>152449783then better set up another tv
>>152449702It's mad though because he has one less combined goals and assists than Gakpo and is being made to walk alone while Gakpo is being held up as some incredible gem.Despite Salah being out of form, thrown under the bus, and the stress of the Liverpool faithful threatening to murder him and his family if he doesn't leave he's still 2nd in that table statistically.Guess it shows just how much he's been carrying this little tinpot club since he arrived.
>>152449783Are they not in the Champion's League?
>>152449816>while Gakpo is being held up as some incredible gemliterally what
speaking of gems>engo bye bye to your willy fernandez
>>152449633Did Israel bomb him or something? Strange choice of words there
>>152449688They're mentally ill. Well documented that they looted and pissed on their own fans at Hillsborough.
responded to him on a footballing point so he thinks i'll respond to him on his nonsense abl shite which i specifically ignored previouslyyou wanna get yourself a brain pal
>>152449848Careful. You'll get time for saying that since it became illegal to criticise Scousers.
Curious that as soon as Arsenal's form starts to wobble a game against lowly Wolves at the Emirates appears on their fixture list. Totally normal stuff!
>>152450001they've been moaning about their schedule all season and as soon as take a look for myself lo and behold wolves
We are in here: >>152438799
what are you watching?
>>152450134darts
>>152450134CL on the big screen, United on the even bigger screen, and the matchys on my phone
>>152450159united?
>>152450181sorry gb I meant manure, enjoy Bruges mon ami
>>152449872This place isn't your diary, we don't need to know when someone tweaks your female tendencies.
>>152449845Indy just loves adding lots of flavour to his bullshit.
>>152450134The best years of my life going down the drain
>>152450390u gud?
Congratulations to all of the English clubs which won in Europe this weekend.Shame goes to the English club/s which lost - no names mentioned - and their rentboy fans who sell their arse holes to pay for tickets.
23/10 Sunderland winFree money
>After FC Haka were relegated to the second division in Finland, a group of three minor fans set fire to the stadium stands.sovl
>>152450803shades of bradford city
lmao
>>152451057Needless to say, on that day, at that particular moment in time, I had the last laugh.
>>152451057and then everyone clapped
>>152451057
Fergie made that little bitch Beckham walk alone
>>152451057And now the people hating his stance on flags have diabetes, lmao
Would be kino if united returned to their golden era, but only after dropping to the 8th tier of football, entering administration, losing their stadium, and when all hope is lost, and they hit rock bottom... a HERO, PHIL FUCKING JONES takes over as manager, brings them back to the premier league, to the UCL and beats liverpool in an UCL final with a 3-2 comeback.
Remember when they shilled Phil Jones and Chris Smalling as the next best CB duo in the world? Kind of like what's going on with Romero and Vdv lmao
>>152451585Like Yoro and Heaven
VDV? sounds like a venereal disease
>Yoro and Heaven
>>152451623>YoroGenuinely forgot who he was when I saw him in one of United's last matches. I still don't know who Heaven is.
>Gary Neville on the famous tunnel incident between teammate Roy Keane and Arsenal 's Patrick Viera: "Completely blown out of proportion. I told Patrick he better watch himself out there and Roy stepped in and the rest is on film. I was heated. I pulled Roy aside later and told him if he ever interferes again it will be him getting his head bitten off. I'd never seen that look in Roy's eyes before, the bravest man you've ever seen on the pitch reduced to an apologetic wretch off of it. Anyway I gave him a pat on the back and he knew where he stood from then on.
>>152451716Needless to say, at that moment in time, I had the last laugh
if i could name any of these states i would have a lot to saywhy fulham kek
>>152451936iowa i think?anyway fulham had several american players in the 00s.
>>152451936one misclick from a guy in iowa looking for a full ham is all it took
>>152426991OH NO NOT THE HECKIN RACISM AND HOMOPHOBIA AND HECKIN SEXISM ANYTHING BUT THAT OH MY HECK I CANT BELIEVE SUCH DEMONIC EVIL EXISTS IN THIS WORLD WHY CANT WE ALL JUST BE KIND TO EACH OTHER?!!
>>152451936There was a thread earlier with a map showing the most viewed players in the US and every single state was either Ronaldo or Messi except the North-Eastern most state (Liverpool in this image), which had Nuno Tavares for whatever reason. Don't know if it was a meme or what though.
>>152451936The fuck is going on in Arkansas?
>>152452024Okay Rory
>>152451936i'm surprised how many states are mls. where i live is even a womens soccer team>>152452051probably 3 people in the state have even used fbref and they're hipsters
>>152451057Bodied them scouse freaks
>>152451936United really are cooked aren't they?Their only customers now are in shit holes like India that dont spend money
>>152449873Thatcher wouldn't have allowed this
>>152452188>where i live is even a womens soccer teamya nice try louisiana janny
>>152452226i live in dc and its the local womens team on the map, go be a schizo elsewhere
>>152451936Dempsey was the GOAT in the US at one point. Also had Mcbride and currently have Robinson.
>>152451936>Liverpool 13>Arsenal 12>Chelsea 5>Spurs 1>City 1>Fulham 1
phase 2 of sell Salah and blame him for it has begun, Ornstein has been briefed 'we don't want to sell him I swear but he cant stay'
>>152452356Silly cunt should have kept his mouth shut and not ranted to journos.
>>152452370keeping quiet wouldnt change anything though, theyd just no play him until he wanted out, this is how you force players out
>>152452492>keeping quiet wouldnt change anything thoughYes it would. People would blame Liverpool for forcing him out then. He says nothing he doesn't get shit thrown at him for his comments.
>Wolves got their transfer business "wrong" in the summer, says technical director Matt Jacksonyou don't say(!)
>>152452519doesnt change him getting forced out lad
>>152452533wonder if they spend in jan or just see it as a lost cause
>>152452081Okay what?
>>152452554It changes the public perception. Instead of>Salah's having a bitch Liverpool are right to get rid of himit's>Liverpool are forcing Salah out by not playing him
I think the one thing we can all agree on is that Liverpool customers are forcing out the greatest player they've ever had because he hasn't scored for a couple of matches.This ranks up there with aw forcing out Wenger, the greatest manager his little club have ever had.
>club benches underperforming player>felching fags amongst the world try to turn it into their im a celeb get me out of here gossip Grim
>>152452737that shit should be kept to clubs like madrid and players like mcrappe
>>152452737Welcome to journalism.
>implode after blowing half a billy>NO YOU CAN'T COMMENT Keep suffocating, dippers.
we don't sign our posts here
>>152453016i doSincerely,Handsome strong americhad
>>152453156you forged my signature so I'll forge yours, Pvt. Sanchez
>>152453302Done him
>>152453302we don't sign our posts here
>>152456879that's why I forged yours, esé
>>152452603>what a magnificent medley of shitposting splendour!
>Wilfried Nancy is the first Celtic manager in history to lose his first two matchesThis is going to set black managers back a decade
>>152457580Have they tried not being shit managers?
>>152451689>Yoro and Heaven
>>152448425One in the middle looks like something off of The League of Gentlemen
>>152458381My boy out here looking like Gideon Gleeful.
Foden's earth-shattering pass.... forgotten........
>>152452737It was Salah who chose to turn it into gossip
>>152458675Not for aw. He'll never recover. He's been very quiet as of late. Still plodding along with his treatment I think. I've never seen such a mindbreak before. So sad.
>>152458381>You heard the man, Tubbs. Get undressed.
>>152452737Would have been a footnote if the Egyptian princess didn't chuck his toys out the pram
>>152458680Yeah nobody had noticed Liverpool dropped last season's player of the year until he opened his stupid mouth
Chelsea are a very weird club. Usually with a big club (e.g. Man United or Liverpool), both the praise after a win and the criticism after a draw/loss are amplified massively. And with smaller clubs, they often get overlooked by the media regardless of whether they're doing good or bad. With Chelsea, the praise they get after a win is huge (e.g. people calling Caicedo the best midfielder in the world, calling Cole Palmer a Ballon d'Or contender), yet there is complete silence when they have a bad performance. They somehow manage to have the best of both worlds.
>>152458871Maybe he should reflect on why he's been dropped and not blame everyone else.
>>152458892Maybe everyone else should reflect on how Liverpool won the Premier League at a canter just a few months ago with Salah in the team
>ynr raheem sterling
>>152458901So Salah should just start even if he's literally shitting on the centre circle and doing nothing else for 90+ minutes?>gets new bumper contract>stops putting in the effort>gets dropped>pikachuface.jpgHe's taking zero responsibility for his own performances which have been abysmal by his standards. Yet mongs like you will defend him relentlessly because of>muh istree
What a surprising take from Carra
>Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta was asked about a number of players that are currently on the sidelines.>On William Saliba: "We have to wait and see. He hasn’t trained with us yet. Let’s see if he can be available.">On Jurrien Timber: "It depends how he feels today. It's a matter of days but whether it's tomorrow or not we will wait and see.">On Declan Rice: "Let’s see how he is today. He was ill, normally in a few days it gets resolved but we have to wait to see how far he can push.">And finally, on Leandro Trossard: "Another one that is a matter of days. Sounds boring but that is the reality so we don't know."Might as well have just said "No comment" to every single name put to him.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/5078450.stm
>>152450570Is this a thing in England? Congratulating other clubs for performing in Europe?
>>152459287No he's just being snarky about Chelsea.
>>152458791>Would have been a footnoteFitting because that's exactly what Liverpool would have been if the Egyptian king never signed for that little smelly club.You're now seeing the strength of Liverpool without Mo carrying them.
>>152459253and youd have moaned about that as well>n-no-yep you would
Who's your favorite James Bond, /epl/?
>>152459452timothy dalton
>Eddie Howe is expecting a heated Wear-Tyne clash with Sunderland Wonder if he braved an opinion on whether there will be a goal or even several goals scored?
whats with the 1 anon thats obsessed with eddie howevery strange
>>152459462in Greekland, we have a channel on a premium cable service connected to our phone bill that plays Bond movies 24/7 and i've seen his two movies the most after Casino, so i think he's a great choice. maybe some of my britbros may disagree but i think roger moore is the weakest Bond and I always skip his movies. i like dalton, brosnan and craig. but not the rest.
well he's unironically the "best" english manager in the country at the moment
Gareth Southgate would be a great choice for Manurine and you cannot deny this. No, ManU should not have a ROBERTO RODRIGUEZ EL AMOR manager like some midtable shitter team. It should have an English/British coach. End of story. Ruben Amorim is a disgrace. He plays safe but efficient football and that's what >we need right now, not EL CABRON meme tactics. thoughts?
>>152459501its controversial but i agree about roger moore. i believe he reversed the series into an alleyway that it will take years to get from if at all. he's the funniest bond (he can read off one-liners much much better than dalton for example - also moore contributed a few adlibs that were kept in), but at the end of the day he was a TV actor who was appointed simply to steady the ship after cubby nearly fucked it all up by giving the job to an unknown australian "actor" he saw in an advert once, who in turn completely bit the hand that fed him. so moore (who was older than connery) wasn't picked because he was first choice (even dalton was considered first choice in the late 1960s but turned down the offer) but because he was a low effort safe choice for the role.i like craig. brosnan's only really good one is goldeneye.
>>152458973The whole team has been shit and not putting in the effort but for some reason Salah is the only one being dropped and scapegoated
>>152459525agreed on all counts. but i'd say his third one with that top tier French babe who was the villain was also on par with his first. but i really didn't like the yankee slag third wheel he had.who does /epl/ think will be the new james bond? i was reading on the greek daily mail that Dua Lipa's boytoy is being considered. is this true? what do you think?
Don't talk about the upcoming match between Sunderland and that other club
>>152459495>>152459503corrrrfinkin a samefag
>>152459578x
latest Alicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNBKFIbLho
corr im finking your shitty gimmick is played out
a scouse james bond having to stop a terrorist plotting Hillsbrough 2.0
>>152459578alright you got me
>>152459573>Don't talk about the upcoming match between Sunderland and that other clubWe shouldn't. It's the smallest fixture of the weekend.
>>152426991>mildly sexistUh oh
>>152459627you lads reckon if they go full nuclear and cast a black Bond itll wake some NPCs the fuck up?
>Enzo Maresca has been named the Premier League's manager of the month for November.lmao
>>152459555Callum seems to be one of the ones mentioned for it but I'm not sure he's conventionally handsome enough given their usual choices. He's got the right profile though, known by audiences but not a global megastar. I tried to see if there were any more solid rumours but the guesses so far seem to be narrowed down to "literally any male actor you might have heard of"
>Manager has delivered a wide-reaching assessment of his side's looming fixture against Sunderland this weekend, claiming that his squad are facing a mental "balancing act" heading into the fixture. >Speaking after his side's European midweek fixture, manager said: "If you don't get the arousal levels right and you hype it up too much or hype the players up too much, we can go out and then not perform because we're overthinking things. >Yeah, they've scored some late goals, but we have as well. So I think hopefully that won't happen again."
>>152459676dont think they'll risk it. They saw how crazy people went in the last movie when Bond retired and a black woman got his 007 designation
>>152459707>replacing Eddie Howe's nameBaffling gimmick
Huels only purpose is to provide sustenance to people who don't like eating food, I don't know why they bother spending money on advertising when they could just say that instead
>>152459726>people who don't like eating foodthis is me
>>152459704>>152459716what do you guys think about this guy as bond? saw someone mention him on a /tv/ bond thread. he's 32, 88m/6'2 and German/English. is relatively unknown.https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPXFLrKiPeP/
>>152459777I imagine you play 10 hours a day of video games and can't throw a ball (if this isn't you I apologize)
>salar osimeme swap dealy/n
>>152459792Osemen still exists?
>>152459681I mean, they did alright in Nov tbf
>>152459716>Bond retired and a black woman got his 007 designation
>>152459786I'm not familiar with him but I'd say he has the right look, at least from that clip
>A look at the highest-graded passers in the Premier League this season
>>152459792Sorry la it’s going to be HarveO recalled and a youth player promoted
>>152459681Can almost SMELL arsewog seething about this from here
>>152459895the next ibe la
not a big fan of stat slop myself personally
>>152459880Warra trophy for United
think its about time we have another scottish referendum
>>152460021better censor out those two teams on the bottom left there
>>152460021English coefficient looking decent.
>>152459876>Rangers
>>152460021Mental to think that without Wirtz theatrics and UGMOL pity Liverpool would have been bottom of that list on the left.
>>152460104if you took away lying, cheating and stealing from scousers what would there even be left
>>152460120Victimhood
>>152459495People have seethed over Newcastle for decades.
>>152460021how would you lads fix Scottish football?
>THIS IS a MONUMENTAL edition for /epl/ Premier League general on 4chan dot org. They've been cast aside, they've been underestimated but in THIS thread, THIS moment, they have shown to be the FINEST shitposters in this site at the current moment and they will most ASSURINGLY continue to post the highest quality content on 4chan.
>>152460216based
>>152460120¡Viva La Raza!
>>152460263kekbased eddie
i was randomly watching AFTV clips, as one does, and then came upon this english rose called ella. thoughts?
Who keeps implying Arsene Wenger posts here?
>>152460180I would put some competition in there like Septic fans have been crying for for years! Although the last time it happened (this season) Septic fans started crying because they couldn't dogwalk the league.
NEW>>152460361>>152460361>>152460361
>>152460216is that picture behind him from the same artist that karl pilkington is fascinated with?
>>152460302Would
>>152460366That's Lowry yes
>>152460462thanks buddy
>>152459601not even meim the most impersonated poster on 4chan
dull thread
>>152460065with 9 teams too
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