Catberg 'dish
>>217647241Meowzers!! Meow-chika-wow-wow!
>>217647232Ok unc
>>217647241good edish
never even had a foot inside a uni, just not cut out for academia me
>>217647241um
just got called unc for being educated
>Lord FinkelsteinMad how anti-semitic this sounds but it's what he's called
>>217647241he can smell the fish
Natty 1 year transformation
>>217647256ktim
they don't make white women like this anymore
>>217647237ah right 18 is a good age to go to unicould do a gap year to be more matureI liked living in halls at uniwhy don't you go to liverpool instead?
>>217647276women prefer the left btw
love these little whoah jacks
>>217647276still can't shag
>>217647283and what do you, a perma-incel, know about women?
>>217647299nothing I'm a 30 KHHV
mama here comes midnight, with the dead moon in its jawsmust be the big star abouit to fall
>>217647278corr spaff
had a 90 sleep score sleep last night and it was lovely. reckon if I cut out the blue light before bed I'd hit 95 easy
>>217647241>Australia became fully independent in 1986, with the passage of the Australia Act 1986.oh my days
>>217647313blud has gamified sleeping
grinched a lil' bitchshe rode the triple 'bu dickshe a slut for the grinchlikes a big green stick
>>217647280I did go to their open day but my dad said that John moores is a better uni just not better in the rankings
think there might be a fire somewhere in my flat but can't find itthis is my last day in life i suppose
#rawislaw
instead of starting 2026 i'm going to go back to 2006 instead
got an erection lol
>>217647313why cant you just live your life
>>217647353did your dad go to uni?it might depend on the course
>>217647320don't look up when your country became fully independent poolad
>>217647367chinese man laughing on his way to vote
>>217647382boooooooo
>>217647382love love love your joke
>>217647382screm
>>217647370nice to see quantifiable results to support the positive changes I'm making in my life
fucked how I have to do literally anything for people I don't fucking like
dont get it
>>217647428did you go to john moores?
>>217647416Pu screm
>>217647419become self employed
Could never get married simply for the fact I have no friends so it would be empty wouldn’t even have a best man
>>217647453what if I dont like myself
Is that a good insult?
>>217647458ktim
haha
>>217647436did a btec in PE then open university then york uni
>Ethnic groups (2021) 98.8% PolishWonder why their economy is doing so much better than ours
>>217647476york mentioned
>>217647476tbf I'd be surprised if you have the a levels to go to liverpoolapparently you need AAA for cs thereyou do you man
How many weeks until 4chan is banned in UK?
>>217647313woke up at 1am, was awake for 2 hours then fell asleep again until 7 fucking sick of it
>>217647486is it?
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3/Make your voice heard
just been accepted to Xi'an Jiaotong Liverpool University in stunning Suzhou lads
>>217647509Two more
>>217647299he's right
>>217647486Nothing to do with the huge amounts of remittances and EU subsidies for the past two decades?
>>217647516this sums up the state of /brit/ posters. think I need to leave this place
Anyone else got really simple captchas all of a sudden
i graduated from the university of life
remember when John Cena humiliation ritual
>>217647554...yh
>>217647554wtf yesliterally 5 digits
>>217647554all thanks to mewas simply too stupid to solve the complicated ones so i complained to the janitorial staff and they have forwarded my complaints to the ownersno need to thank me
>>217647514kek poor little britain
Sick of hearing about Poland if I'm being honest
they're onto us
>>217647554AGI when it wakes up
>>217647554no
Bighams for me
the government must step in and give me a gfwtf is this captcha? first i've ever seen this kind it not right lads we're getting shut down soon
>>217647471very redditprobably from a reddit comebacks thread
>>217647514Won't be that long until Poland is doing better than the UK. Pic related.https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.PP.KD?locations=PL-GBMaybe the UK cutting economic ties with Europe was a bad idea.
>>217647495ahhh yes... very impressive
ts is probably funny as hell
>>217647606done that povvo freak
Mad how we completely stopped trading with Europe
>>217647650um
>>217647554yesinteresting
>ts is probably funny as hell
>>217647626we are getting nuked by poccnr in the big 27 lad will become a refugee in portugal working at aldi and sleeping in a tent by the beach
it's the russians mate they're attacking
>>217647650where did you get this
>>217647683sybau
>>217647626all EU money is literally going into poland
>>217647691>will become a refugee in portugal working at aldi and sleeping in a tent by the beachwhat a life that would beWHAT A LIFE
crashing out
>>217647683they really do be like that fr
>>217647650sc
>Bingham
>>217647276>Nattylol
more of a charlie bongham man myself
big up bighams
>>217647691I don't think poccnr would use nukes. Xi won't allow it
the roooskis
>>217647732>he doesn't know
reckon charlie bighams isnt real just like that mr kipling fella anybody seen them irl? didnt think so its a government psyop
just realised I'm technically jewish because I used kosher salt
>>217647713i dont think it would be that bad actually if i got an actual place theredont really dream of spending rest of my life as a desk jockey
you're probably wondering why I've got my bum out
Hearing reports the Russians have occupied a Home Bargains in Shrewsbury
mental how the best humans ever looked before steroids was this (the natty limit) then all of a sudden everyone looks like >>217647276 after 1 year of lifting>b-b-but le creatine and vitamins weren't around back then!sybau you thick as shit if you think that stuff does anything
>>217647748all controlled by dr oetker
>>217647764they're clearly looking for a deal
>>217647748aunt bessie isn't real eitherlying cunts the lost of them
>>217647778>sybauniggerfied retard
*throws a vial of novichok on the thread floor*
how would we rate nick reiner out of 10?I'd say he's an 8/10.
would genuinely shag anons arse, in fact I’d shag anything right now
actually really scared by this new captcha, something isnt right about it
This is natty btw
>>217647800there were no signs
>>217647778to be fair BBC genetics mean black people look better than that natty
>>217647702How does he react before he even said a thing ??????¿??
*goes to the /brit/ open mic**gets on the stage, trembling with anxiety*cheadle-*gets blown out the window never to be seen again by uproarious laughter*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nth for the baddiedem
>>217647810it not right it simply not right
>>217647796fr fr i'ms be crashing out rn
>>217647800better picture with cute daughter too
>>217647778They also didn't have photoshop back in the day
sock of always hearing about what not rightwhat right?
>>217647821
>>217647824>tattooautomatic 0/10
>>217647416kek
>>217647800heard he was rented out by rob to epstein and its why he snapped :(vile vile people up there in hollywood
>>217647778reckon you can look a bit better than this natty, those guys didnt have modern nutrition and exercises and that
any day now
>>217647844>what right?not your spelling of sick thats for sure
>>217647778bad photothe first bodybuilders pre-roids basically looked like ancient roman statues when they even less of a reference for peak natty. cannot post them however as they all have their little cocks out
>>217647871right well thats me blasted into the outer reaches of the milky way
feel like a mong for being a namefag but dont want to be confuesed for the british guy living heresorry
>>217647861scream
Dr. Scroteker
>>217647870;_;
>>217647812Probably yeahHe's lean and has a good chest but he looks quite short and the lighting/angle is making his arms and shoulders look bigger than they are
Don't need steroids when you can just eat meat and lift weights
Has cosmicsceptic Alex o’Connor ever lost a debate
I've thought very long and hard about it and decided I would probably still shag Lindsay Lohan
>>217647904post your little noodle arms then
alri lads it me polad
>>217647880It’s ok xx
>>217647899
>>217647905he lost a debate with himself since he keeps changing his mind on everything like a teenager whose views change after every tiktok video he watches
civil war is brewing on the streets lads, reckon 2026 is going to be a mental one
>>217647278she's greek
on the topic of these new captchas, they got rid of the countdown too?
the natty limit
>>217647929So no?
>>217647935did they?
>>217647935dunno bought a pass me you see since i am not poor
>>217647800Jake gylenhaal in nightcrawler
>>217647904Gear does help fucking loads thoughTook me like 12 years of lifting to hit a 300kg deadlift, although that includes uni, physical jobs, rugby (including injuries), boozing+drugs etc. I also never let myself just pile weight on, can still run pretty well. Would have hit that much faster if I'd hopped on juice
well, rorke?
keep getting burned by dud ink cartridges
>>217647929other than no longer being a reddit atheist and becoming an 'agnostic' instead what has he changed his mind on
business idea: search engine where you upload a pic of a girl from work you fancy and it tells you the closest pornstar she looks like
>>217647851blud onto nothing
>>217647933rorke joining the shabana mahmood freikorps and setting croydon on fire
>>217647980Already exists
>>217647974dunno i don't watch zoomer youtube pseud cringe
>>217647973
>>217647554yes easy as taking a piss
>>217647800He looks a flippin loon
>>217647990no
>>217647971cooooooo-hooo-hoooooorrrrr chebs
>>217647908golfing x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EpLpy6pmJ0
>>217647971>israeli flag being projectedgod its all so fucking tiresome
>>217648009they're gonna be in there wanking each other off
>>217647997got to go to the library to print something off it not right
Looking forward to /brit/ panto. EW as widow twanky ofc.
>>217648023big fan of the second season for some reason
>>217648041first time watching i hated it, second time it's my favourite
>>217648025It's literally just the color blue rorke - you are mentally ill
>load up tor to dodge age verification>puts me in a different country that requires age verification
>>217648041Man gets his willy out probably that
he gone for goodyou'll look back and wonder where mark is these days maybe he moved to bristol maybe he got married you never know it not rightdont look back in anger
>>217647861
spambot autosolvers were like 90% accurate before they're gonna have a field day now
>>217648064Knobbing some other mentally challenged girl now
Lulu coming back
>>217648072was gonna ask what you meant then I saw the captchapiss easy that
they should bring back the select all pictures of bikes etc
>>217647971...would
>>217648064spoke to him recently he's doing well
This edition of /brit/ brought to you by BBC Radio 1Xtra -- Amplifying black music & culture.
>>217647241>don't see the resemblance me
>>217648041fourth for me in hindsight but at the time the pace change was jarring
>>217648064I actually miss him so muchI have nobody to watch while bored now
Select all leftypols that live in a 99% white area
>soba
Posture all fucked up stillOne shoulder sits higher than the other
>>21764810510 days soba
>>2176481061, 4, 3, 2
>>217648088
>>217648041its the best
>>217648105trip on tranny
10 day matured soba noodles
I'm the real hunchback of Notre Dame
>>217648131The best!?
fucking um
>>217648064>>217648113>>217648105whatever happened to marie?
>>217648144poo screaming
>>217648144crying
Sir Red Muff
Right well that's a naked lady isn't it
>>217648144looney tunes ahh script
>>217648150this is thr sex
>>217648162more at 5
BBC Radio 1Xtra playing in the Airpods Max.Quorn nuggets cooking in the oven.Yeh, it's lunch time.
>>217648137
The 120 second thing is gone tooWhat's going on then
>>217648162she liked that one eh x
>>217648162_ _ _
>>217648162c o r rorr
>>217648190ohhhwe maxing out the energy reserves
go deaftoans on
>>217648146tHE BEST ThE BEST THe BEST THE bEST THE BeST THE BEsT THE BESt tHE BEST ThE BEST THe BEST THE bEST THE BeST THE BEsT THE BESt tHE BEST ThE BEST THe BEST THE bEST THE BeST THE BEsT THE BESt tHE BEST ThE BEST THe BEST THE bEST THE BeST THE BEsT THE BESt
https://youtu.be/uIrJu5UeQYk?&t=294she's not happy
>>217648188How much more?
>>217648216got the niel ciciriega edits on repeat in my brain
gonna do a career change to engineering don't like law at all, need to go get my maths and physics A levels then hop on an apprenticeship. I think law will be one of the first industries completely gutted by AI. will be grim starting all over again though
And the very latest from SeasideMark aka Omar Mohammad aka The Kreampie King??
does google scan your gdrive?just seen all my pics are on there including ones of my cock and arsehole from when I was trying to see if I had piles>>217648212i like diamond eyes :)(album and song(
>>217648250bizarre.
fuck my stupid little chud life
>>217648238They truly are the best
>>217648250Got no gdrive sumesh shan't see nothing. Although I'm on a Chinese phone so Xi has access to all my futa porn
>>217648262not really its a good album
>>217648250yes loads of people have been stung for having CP on their cloud storage but since its your arsehole you’re ok
steptoan and sun
>>217648250almost any big company that lets you upload files is scanning them for csam
>>217648273They make it in Shenzen. It's nothing he hasn't seen and personally slapped his QC stamp on.
mental how facebook would send a notification to the person when you right click saved a picturemental
she really milking it the thick whoer
>>217648216The band nirvana could have been
its like silent hill out here brev
>>217648277>>217648284yeah just my bumhole and willy ballssad to know they've scanned and not sent a compliment
>>217648296post the one of her bicep
Why is he running another rigged poll?
mad how i'm 35 and never had sex. must be a less than 1% chance of that happening.
>>217648307Comfy
>>217648296He was doing WHAT
at what age does it become impossible to sort your life out and become functional? I reakon 32, still time for me
>>217648314fair warning, with your size they may have flagged it
>>217648344
>>217648344ffs
>>217648339Just be better
>>217648344csamming
its foggy outside
>>217648327if it makes you feel better inceldom/wizardry is exploding. think of yourself as a pioneer for the upcoming hordes of wizards that are currently being formed
>>217648344sent that freak to the shops after he ctrl-w's the tab
>>217648371Only exploding they're going to do is on the frontline fighting Russia
Wearing boat shoes in winter. I'm radical. I'm a maverick.
its froggy outside
made an egg sandwich and it was very nice
>>217648339youre just a kid
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
>>217648327sex isnt that good, it's only good the first handful of times when you're youngsex past the ~10th time and well into your 20/30's is a bore, even if you got a gf at your age you would have sex like maybe once or twice a weekyou missed out on the teen/early 20 sex nearly everyday
Any fat arsed big tiddied zoomer goth girls in?
>>217648424so fucking glad i had a gf at 25 at least i got to experience a bit of thatat 30 i don't even want to have sex
>>217648429hi
definitely going to accept this offer i just got on ebay for a pair of creps but not going to do it until later on so the buyer doesn't expect me to get out of bed and post it today
>>217648453so that's why my shit always comes a day late
nguheueuueeeeeeeeeeeeeee
so here we are then
ngegh
europa watercolour sex arse
>>217597642
>>217648420Wheres my hk gf boris
>>217648467>>217648486Bleed.
|..........||..........| Put this on your|..........| page if you have|.......O| ever pushed a|..........| door that said pull.
>>217648489Infinity vantablack boat people on the right
>>217648489Next panel she gets raped by a migrant
doctors already got a 29% pay rise now they are striking again because they want 26% on top of that. Sack them all I don’t care anymore get new doctors
>>217648523Its not all of them so it's ok
oneee hundred and eiiiigghhhhtyy
>>217648534why would we pay them more when they are all so shit? half their job is just prescribing ssris and paracetamol.
>>217648534Oh, now you do want immigrants, rorke? Make your bloody mind up!
>>217648515this would have done numbers on Bebo back in the day
>>217648549because they go on strike when you don'tthe solution? ban medicine, let eugenics make the population healthier
me? doing nothing until January 1st
>>217648579i'm on private best £400 i ever spent
https://x.com/ApostateProphet/status/1996632125727297627
Imagine how well-choreographed their next TikTok dances will be though
(Allah be pleased with him)
ah yes *checks notes* the barriers women face
>>217648560We have newly trained British doctors and nurses who can’t get jobs in the NHS and have to leave the country in order to find employment
>>217648597inventing problems so they can pat themselves on the back after "fixing" them
/brit/ not /sunnah/
watched a film last night bit can't rmeember what it was
>>217648599they leave the country because australia pays them twice as muchmeanwhile we get doctors with phony 3rd world degrees that australia rightfully doesn't take seriously
Fucking freezingWish global warming was real
>women from tech companies advise on how to boost diversityright, because the real barrier women face when it comes to working in technology is actually having an interest in technology
don't know what world these women live in anyway every corporation is like 70% women and most of them are seniors or managers
WTF the new Captcha is piss easyIs this for bots?
>>217648640Some of them leave for that reason. A lot leave because there genuinely isn’t any jobs going
>>217648681mental that they change it so often
>>217648681long term users get the new easy captchabots and tourists get the hard one
Mousey Goes To Hollywood
>>217648597when i was at sixth form i remember seeing so many grant and scholarship programs to get women into STEM. they were absolutely desperate for it but the figures nowadays seem to suggest almost nobody went for them
Democracy they said was something to rely onThey must have been quoting from the Elders of Zion
my pc always gets a 2 minute wait and a gay captcha but my lappy needs no verificationweird that
>>217648699mousey taking a photo next to walt disney's walk of fame star
>>217646005>>217646005>>217646005
the protocol of the elders of my arse
>>217648731not permitted by law to say what i would do to you
currently got the glitch where flags arent appearing im scared
>>217648731just punched my wall because of this hope you're happy
>>217648731*rapes you*
That's the old thoughbeit
>>217648765erm
>>217648760it's ok bb*pulls down your pants and squeezes your little antipodean arse*
>>217648784you want some n all?
id make the new but i simply cant be bothered
>>217648798ERM
>>999999999>>999999999>>999999999
check these fuckin digits
how can 1 billion be the biggest number when I can say 1 billion and 1?
>>217648892those are two separate numbers that's cheating
I'm making a new one in 30 seconds
my sex is on fire
>>217648894>>217648894>>217648894
>>217647272Yeah
