pathetic timmy edition
got refused universal credit :/
doing stinky farts
>>217648912not so universal after all!
heathermong you admitted this was bad for your mental health mate
We need to talk about your shoes... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCNqzx-RCJg
I am OVERJOYED by the exodus of Poles.They are really low people, especially their women. In the UK, they dated non-white men in levels never before seen. It was very common to see young, blonde Polish girls with Arab, black or Indian men. They had very low standards. Their personalities are weird; unnecessarily arrogant and cold.What I've said by no means implies I prefer non-white immigrants. I'd like to see them all deported. But Poles really won't be missed. They were allies and lovers of non-whites.
2 billion
Got a cracking story that I can't share here because it would dox meJust imagine it though
>>217648938fuck off escortnonce
>>217648938escort update?
just ate a can of sardines and now im thinkingwhat if that sardine had some sort of disease or high blood pressure or somethingwho is checking the animals to see if theyre healthy before they kill them
>>217648912On what grounds? Basic UC is essentially guarenteed if you have less than 16k savings.
>>217648967CORRR
>>217648938>In the UK, they dated non-white men in levels never before seen. It was very common to see young, blonde Polish girls with Arab, black or Indian men.They really, really, are unironically like that
Virusberg still has me by the throat. Do love the deep voice it gives me
>>217648953mental
>>217648974He lives at home with his parents and has £40k in savings
Still absolutely screaming at that anti EU pleb who claims the EU does whatever a corporation tells them to do lmao
fake new lad should have won GOTY
out with the old in with the new
>>217649000they should give him last years award
>>217648938obsessed with interracial breeding award
>>217648988It's the savings that put the nail in. Not sure what anon was expecting.
don't even really get the point of instagram still
>>217649004blow these freaks to bits
>>2176490049 years...*shrivels up and gets blown away by a gust of wind*
>>217649014thats a fat ass
>>217649030
>>217648988>can't rent because prices are absurd, no availability>save money because you have to live at home>get denied benefits because you have saved money
>>217649004Get them sent to the frontlines
>>217648894>>217648967You will never fit in here
>>217648894Look at Timmy's undersized Adam's appleLook at Pang Pang weird, blocky chin. It looks like Rocky's chin from Mask
>>217649039Grim, isn't it?
>>217649036what the fuck am i looking at
>>217649011Hao ling
polad or spaino for short
>>217649050Do you have a job, Quentin?
thanks for the easier captchas i spose but they work even worse with my solver so for me this is a downgrade
>>217649043
swear to christ every time i come back here they have a new bullshit capctha system, fucking sick to death of it
when i feel bad about myself i immediately want to look at porn which is a bit weird
>>217649083um
>>217649066Loving, consensual, mutually-enjoyable sex with Willow
>>217649066The bearded lad in the background literally had his jaw drop Looney tunes style
>>217649063he actually does seem to live in silesia or close by
>>217649088
right well i don't know what the fuck that is
lots of foreigners in the big city, concerning
>>217649083
Right well that's...actually I've no idea
>>217649066Bald, ginger Irish diaspora fell in love
>>217649088pretty easy this oneprobably just the barebones default while they update the real one
cool what AI is thatdoes it allow younger
>>217649114:(
>>217649136excuse me?
>>217649122sfhdbsba
Umbaiting
>Right well that's...actually I've no idea
wanted to have a go at the new captchka but didn't have anything to write about sopoo
>>217649136
Came here to make a post, but I forgot it aha x
>>217649057might blow it all on a fancy car and holidays then roll up to the dole office once I am poor enough to qualify
>>217649120never been to the big city me
>>217649156scrombling
viciously blacking my own arse
Oh so we're doing them all yeh?
drinking alone and running the model trains
almost just doxxed my location by making a post about a bakery I've just visited thinking it was a chain but its a local with 2 buildings
on the bog doing a shit
Any LCWRA man in
bradley walsh caught in demonic act of buggery in sunny Piccadilly gardens
>>217649094You never hyphenate compound adjectives if the first word ends in "-ly" (like mutually enjoyable or widely known) because the "-ly" already signals it's an adverb modifying the next word, preventing ambiguity. Hyphens are for clarity where a word could be mistaken as modifying the noun, but with "-ly" adverbs, the meaning is clear, so the hyphen is redundant.
>>217649168Do this all the timeMight have the 'mentia
>>217649188oh no, some online spastics know approximately where you live
>>217649206he probably thought well you know what they say, when in rome do as the romans do
post the starmer one
>>217649206you know what british showbiz types are like
>>217649212you wouldnt understand you could never understand
>>217649188screm
>>217649197
>>217649209I'll do what I want thanks pal
jimmy savile was a saint it not right how the media ganged up on him
>>217649247understand this *spreads pooey hairy arsehole*
>>217649188bro almost posted a picture of craiggs
>>217649188screaming, which bakery?
>>217649222
Sir James Wilson Vincent Savile
wanking a poo with my arse
>>217649264Was just saying this down Stoke Mandeville
>>217649293fuckin howling
>>217649299diddy ahh blud
>>217649188shame, I would have been on my way to bum the life out of you right now
why does having someone elses face make bradley go cross eyed
>>217649293scr
Americans trying to teach Brits grammar
>>217649293Sir Bradley Walsh
rorke in the epstein files
>>217649300really have hard time believing youre currently doing it
>>217649283chestnut bakery lollovely pasty on a rainy day x
bradley walsh FUCKS fanny schmelar in BRUTAL DP and ANAL PUNISHMENT 2/11/25 . x1080p
>>217649350um… *clicks*
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>>217649350screeching
>>217649350>.exe
people with savings are retarded i swear>buy something>apply for benefits>sell itproblem solved mongs
Can't even get the wasps out of Ally Pally what chance have we got of removing the 'mass
>>217649387They check for deprivation of assets
>>217649209Grammar posting surely mustn't give the same rush as your true passions
>>217649188Fucking hell mate would be a shame if we need one of 10,000 in your town posted here
karmic retribution
>>217649409easy to get around
>>217649412fancy trying that again but in english?
Depriving HMRC of the proceeds of my shiny Charizard
>>217648967There were only 66 nuggets
british journalists don't know how to use the subjunctive mood which even african american prison inmates in detroit use correctly
i'll never forgive you people for letting this happen. an atrocity on par with the holocaust
>>217648967
Big govt checking the value of my custom wheelchair. Got fresh new Lamborghini Gallardo wheel caps on.
If English people say it, it's English
putting my cock and balls into the hole of a wasp nest
last night i was trying to sleep and heard someone say my name as if right next to my ear, I dont share a room with anyone and catbergs were fast asleep. I am becoming afraid I am going insane as per the omen of my birth
>>217649465>When you fly into Heathrow from Sydney and desperately need to get to Gosport but aren't old enough to rent a car
>>217649493why? x
Making money while I sleep
>>217649490spent 30 years holding the pen with index and middle finger and thumbonly realised recently i hold the pen wrongschool didn't even bother to correct me
The majority of British people don't know how to hold a pen correctly LOL
Yanks and money... it's always about money with them
>>217649540>school didn't even bother to correct mebecause children learn it naturally lmao
killing leftypol and grinding his body into pulp and making him into a slush puppy
>>217649463The BBC editorial standards are shockingly poor
>>217649387those of us in the downwardly mobile middle class were taught it was the "right way"
>>217649521frankly doubt gosport is even a real place
>>217649540They probably thought you were a mong and a lost cause x probably are to be fair
>>217649309reckon you were probably down Stroke Boydeville
>>217649515your brain plays tricks on you when you're in that semi asleep state you're not going insane ladPROBABLY not going insane
the bouncers turned me away at heathrow because I didn't fit the dress code, sent me back to new zealand without a refund.
The pen thing was posted on /epl/ earlier, bizarre obsession
>>217649540British non education Americans learn the tripod grip in elementary school
>>217649273me the monkeyyou the dog
one last evening of toil starting in an hour then 4 days off
>>217649607https://youtu.be/YbaGry1F_VU?t=44
getting hoisted by my own petard
>>217649609spee users are freaks
>@BBC: BREAKING NEWS: We're getting reports that Rorke's heart just grew three sizes.
getting my arse raped by myself
>>217649650Vax status?
>>217649640mad thats how refugees used to look
the tripod grip taught to american kids in elementary schools is the correct way to hold a pen/pencil
cant stand the 24th december to the 1st january even thinking about it makes me want kms
>>217649673still hold mine vertically in my fist like a five year old
How British people hold their pens #1
only grip they practice in american schools
>>217649673bit cringe innitno need for this in an era of keyboards
Late push for worst gimmick of the year is it
>>217649699right well that's heathernonce nuked from orbit
>>217649664raping your arse with my arse
off to the christmas market x
@BBC: BREAKING MEOWS: We're getting reports that catbergs biscuits and meaty treats are on special and he deserves bigger portions as it is holiday season
>>217649697
>>217649699so true!
Morning team not long woke up
>>217649699lmfao
Me? Spending another Christmas alone. Probably for the best since no one likes me
>>217649732It's 2 in the afternoon you wastrel
>>217649732Have you been posting about Mark in the darts thread with your trip off
Work coach added "ask friends and family about jobs" to my work commitments, had to do my best not to laugh. What a fucking joke
good afternoon you large retarded man
>>217649737lol, im spending it with my family who love me
you talking to me
miffed i can't ski
How Brits hold a pen (the tripod grip isn't taught in schools like in the US)
Just sitting here at toil, posting on 4chan. I've completely given up.
>>217649751unfortunately the most accurate advice he could give, it's how i've gotten every job i've had
>>217649751>mum, know any jobs going about?
>>217649751papa dearest, get sir keir to give me a posting at the toil office
possessed by the antipodean spirit lately, getting visions of muskets and creaky old wooden ships. A terrible omen
Do you miss the EU in your country?
>>217649683Commonwealth educationI bet you weren't taught grammatical rules either
heathernonce obsessing about how children grip things, is he? =/
had a dream last night that i was fighting off a group of chinese people with chopsticks
>>217649751nepotism is actually a great strategy for getting the good jobs
imagine working in the same maccies as your mum
shagmaxxing
>>217649799no why would we
whoa, cool it with the antipodean remarks
>>217649827does she have a fat arse?
fagmaxxing
>>217649724this is exactly how i held my pen for 30 yearsno wonder i always got fatigued from writing
>>217649799About as much as I miss Indians
>>217648894
>>217649799fuck off you boring cunt
How fast do Zara ship gift cardsDone a cheeky look over of the presents for the family and found that mumberg is lacking compared to the rest
>replying to the indian flag
>>217649860Don't get gift cards mate nobody likes them
>>217649848Have you mastered the tripod grip now?
>>217649827had a job where one of the guys did work with his mumhe worked on the shop floor and she worked downstairs in the kitchenshe did night shifts, but was his lift so he would sleep in the car park until his shift started
Mad how much we all obsessed over the fit bird in Year 7Looking back at it she was 11, she can't have been that fit really
doing 'she loves me, she loves me not' as i pluck the hairs around my ring
>>217649874it's a holdover from an earlier era where it amounted to forcing someone to buy something they wouldn't normally buy
watching spongeob
there's this thing that's been on my mind,all the time,su-su-suicide
Terrible news lads. The mommy JOI video took a sour turn as the woman started saying "mom" instead and then that escalated to saying "fuck your mom. fuck your mother".When will these women learn that mommy JOI or mommy porn in general is about having a caring yet dominating woman, not pretending it's your actual mother.Anyways the wank was too far gone when it all went bad so i had to finish.
>>217649884which one
>>217649878yeahit's a lot betterwhich i learnt sooner
>>217649799based norway staying out of the eu so that it looks like there's a massive cock and balls dangling over the eu
the antipodean spirit compelling me to buy cheap beers and shag beautiful native women
putting a tenner in mumberg's christmas card
>>217649874Don’t know what else to get her. Said her feet is cold so said I’d get her some bed socks but she’s like no you’ve spent enough xx and refuses to tell me her size
>>217649884bait
Wo lies i a pieapple uder he seSpongeob squareants
>>217649904She was called Beth you probably don't know her
6 7
>>217649912for me it's a £20 chequejust funny to make them go bank
>>217649827used to work with this middle aged woman who had a down syndrome son who also worked there, he was honestly smarter than most other people there kek
mumberg told me not to worry about bringing presents as me being there will be the best present of them all. (we've had a few suicide scares xX)
>>217649941OK
>>217649941glad you decided to do it in the end
>>217649941stupid bitch
I don't buy presents and I don't get presents, just as I wished. Still participate to buy the cheap plastic shite for the nephews and nieces however
>pay cheque into bank account>bank account records it being paid in>bank balance doesn't go up
Yearly reminder that buying your family one gift for £10-15 is the absolute peak of runt behaviour
fittest girl at my school was called rachel, but her friend laura was also very fit
>>217649979>cheap plastic shitelike what
Need an English rose in my life, what do you guys have for me?
getting my family £16 gifts so i avoid falling into the runt category
>>217649922>>217650004doxxed
>>217650011Toys. They're 6 and 7 (queue in the laugh track)
>>217650011my korean gf
>>217649896poo poo pooey hole
beer is the best invention in history of all mankind ever
>>217650004unc
getting my girl the biggest diamond
>>217650040he should give it to me
>>217650013You can bridenap any foid off the beach to take back to the motherland in exchange
getting my girl a lump of coal and telling her to hatch it
just gave my dog a bone
this is my last ever post on 4chan. goodbye forever
let’s come together lads
>>217650040TMNT looking ass
remember the episode where bart melts the christmas tree
Asked for a clue on Christmas
So drunk lads
white families getting christmas gifts for their dog
It is depressing that all the fit names are aging outSoon all the Rachels will be 40 odd
>>217650079new Beatles song just dropped
Sarah was always a hot girls name at school
ngegh
>>217650079>CHUDhuh
>>217650013never seen a british girl id fancy a shag with. they're odd ducks, frumpy and bizarre beauty fashion. Imagine shagging a british rose and shes just like 'oooh jolly good, hnng shag me silly you rotter, dig right in me minge and give me a proper bollocking, do me one do me one oooo'
wonder what he would make of all this
sieg heil fellow natsocs
Sisterberg has gotten a bookset, vintage frog teapot, another book and luxury hot chocolateBrotherstein has gotten a hot dog maker and I’ll send him some money because he doesn’t ask for anythingFatherfinkle has gotten concert tickets, a shirt and a vinylMummowitz has gotten designer shoes Sisters boyfriend is basically part of the family and he gets me small gift so he’s gotten a birdwatching bookEveryone has also gotten lots of chocolatesChristmas blog is done x
>>217650118wasn't he a massive bigot
>>217650118ps
If I had unlimited pussy on tap they'd be no need to wank
ngurhuhuh
Paul Heaton in the 80s be like:>Corr, Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah and Annabel too
>>217650042what are girls called nowadays?
>>217650140katie
>>217650109It’s for the greater good of the empire
Just got back from lunch. I made sure to savour my Quorn mini cocktail sausages and the beats on BBC Radio 1Xtra were straight fire!
omds theres an actual tranny at my new job and it even tries talking like a woman ffs how do you stop yourself smirking
>>217650140any standard girls name you can think of with -mae or -rae on the end
草不朱唱寫快手別親封去
>>217650131nigga was born in 1893 it would be weird if he wasn't
>>217650140khaleesi, six seven, fortnite, roboblox
Imagine shagging a Kiwi and he's just like:>YIS, YIS!
>>217650136ktim when spaffing
>>217650160no theres not
>>217650109Better than pangoang squeaking like a dog toy I reckon. At least you'd get a good laugh out of it
>british man (pictured) never got to fulfill his dream of visiting new zealandpray for him yall, this my dads mate and he's not feeling happy
lmao
everyone at toils stood around chatting with each other whilst its quiet and im just sat on my arse talking to you lot x
>>217650160>it even tries talking like a womanIn what wayLike is it doing a woman voice or using female slang and speech patterns
>>217650171screaming
>>217650168screaming
just committed a crime (independent thought)
>>217650194the first
>>217650140Mohammedette
>>217650171scream
>>217650151pop a katy hymen like crisco x
millenial niggas be like if its a girl.. lets name her zelda
>>217650214lol
>>217650206thames valley gothenburg division have been duly notified.
>>217650227>>217650197oh piss off
>>217650230shoulde be a punishable offense
>>217650228love that linein fact i love the whole song
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ajr8y0QB6fM
bet dey peelin' and resealin', yeh?
>>217650241fush n chups eh lad??
If you weigh over 12 stone you should be denied access to the NHS
>>217650214Does he pass?
>it was common in victorian society for the family nanny to give hand jobs to young boys to help them fall asleepum
im so fucking depressed
>>217650290um
>gothenburgthe scandiwegians go hard with their place names, nothing silly like poowong or toowoomba at all
>>217650299Turn that :( into a :)
>>217650290giwtwm
>>217650266they serve this in the gherkin restaurant
imaginationwank loading...0% [||||||-----] 100%
>>217650319as the family nanny or the young boy
>>217650290No way, legit?
>>217650299kk
>>217650256yeah I sometimes catch myself singing it under my breath when I go to shops to stock up on Quorn xhttps://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD
>>217650035is this a radiohead song
>>217650230I'll follow her around and carry them
>>217650302>>217650319Remember nannies were often women in their 60s. And we're talking victorian era 60s
>>217650278right well that's every adult man denied access then
>>217650290 your mum was common in victorian society
>>217650334are you content with this being your entire life
>>217650308thoughts on stockholm as a name?
>>217650345yeah?
>>217650359>>217650359
fucking doing a shriek and shaking my stiff cock around
>>21765034560yos can be fit
>>217649122whos this then
