14:30 edition
Just decided I want to be a Victorian nanny
Iggs
I am going to kill myself
>>217650359
>>217650326mmmhmm yeh I was on shift last nitesaw them slurpin' up di Quorn xI was snacking on di leftovers too
>>217650381Come here it's nappy time*Unzips pants*
new thread new me
>>217650394um
>>217650389name 10 examples of this happening
reckon at leat 30% of this thread's posts are going to be him
>>217650394no you’re not be quiet
might drop the name
Cornwall
Unironically the biggest miscarriage of justice in recent historyThe entire thing was politicised from day one
>>217650401nice to hear u yammed it before pon gherkin parade
>>217650434whose namea celebrity you met?
>>217650394
off his meds yet again is he
How British women hold a pen
heathermong mate if you keep replying to yourself anyone who had one of your posts filtered will have the whole chain filteredjust fyi
>>217650394Is it the dog?
love beagleslove the word beaglebeagling the days away
impersonator melty
>>217650501good band that
*pulls me willy out and hangs it on the willy rack next to the other willies*Oi oi
>>217650471they won song of the year too with this banger
went to get sushi today and a girl who i matched with on the apps was there and we were the only customers and we were ordering at the same time and i pretended not to see or notice her but could tell she was looking at me, once my food was payed for i high tailed out of there and into the mean streets of self imposed rejection
Thread quality plummeting
>>217650388Ella Roberts
play with their little clits
>>217650359>>217650471SC
If you haven't done a bit of handwriting in years because everything is online and on your phone and that, try writing something. You might be shocked at how badly your handwriting can deterioriate without regular practice.
>>217650522its alright am back now
>>217650441nibba did a mass murder what u expect
>>217650416your mum x10
luh 4chan melty but first we yam x
>>217650394At least serve on the front lines so it’s worth dying for something
>>217650516dey love dis anthemdey were out in full force celebrating wid the young ones last nite3pm soon
>>217650544how old do you think i amcheeky little bastard
>>217650543How many did he kill again?
>>217650441Well of course, MSM has to show that they're not all non-whites
>>217650539my handwriting has always been shit but now i also get a mild pain in my wrist when writing for a bit as well. The skill has almost completely gone from me
>>217650539my mrs says i have the handwriting of a child. i was offended at first but i realised it is utter shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiChniuYS_gpraying for a chav wife
*pulls willy off willy rack and slams it back on the willy rack harder*I SAID HELLO.
A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.
>>217650570>does a mass murder>fails to kill anyoneshould get a longer sentence for being a goblinite little failure
want to go on an incel walk for a change of scenery but don't want to wind up in the thick of gangs of six foot teenage school boys
>>217650567sounds like a snappy ting3pm soon x
>>217650589tell them youre rorke and theyll soon back off
>>217650571psxrifn
just seen a fittie in the library
>>217650608hi?
lad fully sleeps from about 6am until 2pm, wakes up and immediately starts posting almost every minute until it's bedtime again.truly remarkable.
met a few people who have complained to me about their 'chronic fatigue', its such a made up concept, how can you know suffer from chronic fatigue if you dont know how other people feel, you haven't experienced anyone elses body so no, you aren't 'chronic fatigued' you can't know that
>>217650608what was she reading
>>217650539I write like shite but it's because I used a fountain pen all my life and I only recently started using ball pens because they're more convenient. I write like a toddler with them because I'm not used to pushing down while writing
laddsssss I need some suggestionswhat's something good I can cook on a charcoal barbecue that's easy and feeds lots of people and isn't expensive
>>217650624poo
>>217650624beans
>>217650624shrimp
>>217650394no please don'tlet's talk about this
>>217650620nothing, she was on the front desk
nth for the holodem
>>217650574>Doyle
>>217650624shrimp, 'roo tail, quokka
>>217650606not rorke or leftypol. just a man. a little 5'6" man. life is already in shambles so I can't afford to go through the mental destruction that would occur if I was picked on and bullied by literal children who just happen to be in a gang and insurmountably taller than me. not fair. not fair to be a 5'6" man it's a non-starter for even living a life, like being a hideously ugly woman.
>>217650474seen this many timesit's very macabre
>>217650588He got surrounded by a bunch of feral scousers and panickedHe'd dropped his family off at the parade earlier in the day and was coming to collect themThe idea he was planning to kill people is absurd
>>217650663oi clean shirt
>>217650622i used to do actual calligraphy with the proper fountain pens with different inks and nibs and that. It was like a cross between writing and painting. Gave the best birthday and crimbo cards. Started handwriting in a planner a while back after not writing at all, and I could barely read my own writing until I got back in regular practice.
>>217650663grow up
my dads 5’4 and my mum is 5’9 you just need charisma
>>217650663am 6'2" with some muscle and would have the same outcome
willies out for paul doyle
>>217650624>having a barbecue in the middle of winter
>>217650620the very hungry caterpillar
loving these number captchas btwmiles easier than those fucking long strings of letters and numbers with dots over them
>>217650663How do you get that shirt so clean?
ate vegemite toast three hours ago and im still doing vegemite burps
posting on 4chan about my charismatic dad
how the heck do parents afford private school fees
>>217650624sausages, chicken wings, pork chops
>>217650706Clanker
need my neighbour out of business
>>217650624di karp
rorke poo bradley walsh screaming
using the antipodean equivalent of the internet that is just for us
>>217650685>>217650710don't understand>>217650688not sure how I'm being childish by saying that gangs of six foot teenage boys can, will, have done and could again just fuck with me and there's literally nothing I can do about it for multiple reasons>>217650693except they wouldn't do anything to you because you're not a silly looking little joke-sized man
>>217650441if he were a darkie he would've got a suspended sentence
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Bk8JWy8ww
>>217650663why are you so short
>>217650754the antiponet
>>217650760first the one then the other then the other one in the backgroundthank you next question
Hyperfocusing on the wrong thing again
>>217650754let me in
>>217650760hello sexy ladies mmm
>>217650791ouɐǝp
>>217650756Have you really never watched Peep Show? You might be in for a treat there mate. I loved it.
any of you ever tried to learn indian mental vedic or japanese mental soroban
kikestralia and jew zealand
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1765842686800307.jpghttps://i.4cdn.org/sp/1765842812569365.mp4
>>217650760crodie posted her mustache
chips on the glizzyabsolutely frightful
It's a painting of a lake.
>>217650817yh
>>217650632>>217650636>>217650642>>217650659>>217650700>>217650721>>217650736thanks laddssss I will take these into consideration
¿ƃuioɟ ʇi sʍoɥ spɐl iɹlɐ
I was lampooning you. It was a simple lampoon.
>>217650821ah yes, the underclass of norse extraction
rorke on a particuarly creepy one
>>217650671>panicking and slamming your car through a parade of peoplebelongs nowhere near normal society
>>217650821literally what was he trying to achieve here
>>217650441Sorry mate I didn't realise running over prams with babies in them is a miscarriage of justice. Please do tell me why you think it's politicised
>>217650836any good?
>>217650821faustian spirit
... apple time with sidekick Trevor wearing my new glasses and jumper watchingTop Gear on U&Dave on my TV via puck in home ...
>>217650880Rorke would never stand for Dover being bent
>>217650821when the intrusive thoughs win
>>217650880Jumbo on the metaphorical demented one
>people>scouserspick one
got mud in my eyes
>>217650821mentally inept inbred british FREAKS
>>217650907He needs to get back on the walks
>>217650890running over babies is a miscarriage of something haha!
>>217650923>italian police btfo
The only real English are of the South East.
>>217650897prefer not to say
Mad Cammy is based
>>217650907honestly feel a good deal of affection for this man
Your government will check your fap-materials in your smartphones 24/7.
>>217650933so easy to lose weight if you go on a long walk every day. Fatties can't even make themselves do that.
>>217650934scrombulating
>>217650957yh mate so easy walking 2-3 hours every single day around the same boring mind-numbing areas
rorke going to gamble in macau
>>217650955whenever they want to destroy civil liberties they always use the "muh children" pretext
>>217650441Tbf he tailed an ambulance into a crowd that's how get got stuck there, not sure how the law sees defending yourself if you put directly yourself in that situation in the first place
>>217650934grow up.
>>217650955>using a microscoping smartphone screen for porn
Sir Keir Spyware
been wanking too much i feel drained
>>217650989well how else am i supposed to see my willy then?
rorke projecting the tiny4k compilation on his neighbours wall a la mode
>>217650707*loses control of my arms*
what does via puck in home even mean?
Haven't been wanking enough
Reminder that the politicians you vote for don't do what's best for you but their corporate overlords.
parents have gone shopping time to blast the tunes on the living room soundbar
>>217650821blud crashed out
>>217650955those dodgy albanian phone cracking vape shops will love this same as the tobacco ban
>>217651025God I miss being in sixth form
>>217650773Spent about 5 minutes watching this insane how easily I get distracted
>>217651021like one of those Roku / FireStick / GooglePlay plug-in doohickeys
>>217651021puck is like a firestick and he lives in a care home
Anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings?
>>217651055well you know what they say about small things and small minds x
>>217651049my runt school didn't have a sixth formhad to go to a further education college to do a-levels
>>217651049I'm 38 years old and still occasionally make an appearance to my old form room
>>217650955まんこ舐めたい
mongs keep messing with the captcha
>>217651072right that better not be an insult*rolls up sleeves*explain it, smart guy
british people are the most repugnant revolting evolution of white people on the planet
>>217651065are you a sexy girl haha
well thats sunberg gone
>>217651072:)
Puck was also a character in a Shakespeare play as I recall. Used to hate doing Shakespeare in school, couldn't even make sense of what was being said. Load of rubbish.
grinched a bitcheatin' quorn now
>>217650989Top tip from a phone super user: you can actually hold your phone closer to your face than a big screen
>get drunk kill a cyclist get 2years and suspended sentence>drive into a crowd dont kill anyone or no injuries. Get 21yearsBizarre
My cat's name was Puck but he went missingLeading theories are nicked by pikeys or eaten by a red kite
>>217651072Are you saying I have a small willy?
>>217651099but you too are british
>>217651127this niggas retinas are blasted drier than the sahara desert
>>217651127>having a free hand while you wank
>>217651141Do red kites really kill cats?
>>217651128>*drive into a crowd attempting to escape after mistakenly taking a wrong turn and being attacked by a rabid mob dont kill anyone or no injuries. Get 21years
watching sexy schoolgirls 6 via puck in home
>>217651152He's Chinese
>>217651158Ah, another top tip: adjust brightness for comfort
Don’t get the appeal of cats, half the time they run off and they’re snidey. Dogs for me.
>>217651077haha for cheeky bit of noncing? x
>>217651141or unfortunately vapourised by a honda civic
how the fuck do you people sit down all day my arse and back are fucking kill just from 6 hours of sitting today
>>217651168Sorry yes if you like to fuck your own arse whilst you wank then PCwanking is probably a better fit
screaming at the idea that people name their catswould never name mine
>>217651128Over 150 people were injured.
>>217651191what is resolution?
Quick response and fast payment. Perfect! THANKS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0a07kU18f8thinkin bout thos beans...
leftypol owning the best hot dog cart in the game
>>217651128he had a violent history
>>217651227Are you suggesting that resolution is relevant here? Would like to hear your explanation as to why
>During his sentencing, it has emerged that Doyle has a history of violence, including a 1993 incident where he bit off part of a man's ear during a fight, leading to a 12-month prison sentence.
>no injuries>Judge Andrew Menary KC says Doyle "drove over limbs and crushed prams" causing "devastation", injuring more than 160 peopleMad how some mentally ill people spin their own narrative to try and rage bait people here.
>>217651228Ktim apparently
>>217651128https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx233jz89zlo
thinkin' bout their little beans :)
>>217651255i mean optical resolution, not screen resolution. when you put a small screen close to you it's not the same as a large screen away from you. why do you think people prefer the cinema screen to the phone screen?
>>217651209Got a very comfortable chair me no back pain or anything after sitting for hours. I will still get up occasionally to make myself some coffee
>>217651268heathermong
>>217651268>>Judge Andrew Menary KCEh? Why is he still using KC after becoming a judge?
>injure over 150 people>gets jail time>NOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!"
>Mum sentenced for crash that killed her two sons>Sheppard, of Mumby Road
>>217651224Bumps and scrapes
>>217650955How can they do this and not have it be a breach of human right to privacy?Also can 不快 and 不愉快 be used interchangeably?
THERE'S A STAAAAAAR SCRAAAAAAAAAN WAITING IN THE SKYHE'D LIKE TO COME AND MEET US BUT HE THINKS HE'S BLOW OUR MINDS
the dashcam footage shows he ran multiple red lights BEFORE even getting to the paradenibba had it planned
>>217651288>why do you think people prefer the cinema screen to the phone screen?Because it's a reason to get out of the house
For me, it's going to have to be jixiepop
>>217651128Haven't really followed this case. What was the story then was he just some sort of insane retard or was he coked up or were they rival fans? Still don't quite understand it.
>>217651306>Andrew MenaryFucking hell is everyone involved in this IrishMakes the whole thing just irrelevant to Englishment like me
>>217651330wrong
>>217651311>17 counts of causing grievous bodily harmCan you cunts actually read?
>>217651361How so?
>rape a child>slap on the wrist because you didn't know the law>accidentally run over some people>21 years in jail
>>217651349He was coked up on drugs turned into a crowd who then started calling him a wander and an idiot he got mad an pretended to go at them. Then people attacked his car and he panicked and ran them down like dogs
saddest thing is that he didn't wrek any liverpool fans
>>217651389Labour manifesto leaked
https://youtu.be/BgVP2449wI0
If Doyle was black you lads would be foaming at the mouth
>>217651389
>>217651426Yeah because he'd have got 20 hours community service and an optional anger management course
>>217651426Don't particularly care what happens to Liverpudlians
>>217651433the spuds are the ones in line, yeh?
>>217651389mmm tell me more about the first one
>>217651448.....yh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpZEuRBs2PI
>>217651433Hate this cunt so much because of his bossman attitude. I'd be telling him to shut the fuck up and make my spuds
>During an emotional sentencing hearing the Judge recounted how they did indeed "have it all blocked off" and thus the crown would be dropping all charges against the accused.
i'm just a rorke in a leftypol world
it's that time of the day :)
>>217650434Make it poolad hahahaha
Consider Christianity - and all Abrahamic religions - thoroughly debunked by science and history.Stop wasting your time on a LARP for the intellectually disabled.Source:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Semitic_religionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canaanite_religionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahwism
>>217651433How much does he charge for a jacket potato?
Clothes equal consent mate get with the times
>>217650546I had that drug before. It makes you very sleepy. I didn't take it for very long because it made me feel awful
>>217651375Sprained ankles no doubt
1.3 million retards
>>217651504Excellent post. Diego won't like this
diego replying hs? to that post
>>217651524I'll sprain your ankle if you're not careful sunny gym
>>217651510
waiting 2 hours for some jacket potatoes of course they fucking look like that
can't be fucked with it
>>217651504>debunkedhellooooo reddit
Personally I'd wait 3 hours for a spud
georgian kebab and khachapuri for tea
>>217651566The British underclass are no better than niggers as far as I am concerned.
Are these people incapable of going to the shops and buying a potato and tin of beans?
Leftypol getting debunkedRorke getting debanked
frisbeeing cheese slices into the dog's mouth
>>217651579that's a man's arse isn't it
people laugh at brits for the baked potatos but when turks do kumpir nobody says anything
>>2176515635'7 and built like a brick shithouse mate would LOVE to see you try
americans be likecan i get uhhh baked potato with extra ranch and cheese
Dollhouse melty
Ranch is actually peng as
>>217651579
>>217651504fuck off escortmong
>>217651606British standards of home cooking are some of the worst in the world. It's a shame because British cuisine is great, but most underclass mongs can't even boil an egg.
>>217651606and cooking them when they're in the town centre?how? on a camping stove?first of all you'd need a license for that
>>217651606how are they supposed to do that on their lunchbreaks from their jobs? far easier to grab a convenient meal after a 3 hour wait
>>217651571Not an argument
>>217651564Kek I fucking hate goyim lmao
>>217651566Rorke insisting that jacket potatoes are a great British food until I remind him that potatoes are filthy immigrants, since they are native to the Americas, and they would not have existed in Europe until they were brought here across the Atlantic
a pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut, mcdonalds, mcdonalds
>>217651667>shadman
>>217651616sounds great fun but i think dogs are lactose intolerant so you're making a rod for your own back there
>>217651669What was the last dinner you cooked on a workday?
>>217651667Artist of this is an unironic paedophile btw
a fucking leaf
>>217651713not illegal is it
Rorke enjoying an appleLeftypol telling him that means he has to accept infinity Kazakhs
>>217651713Learn to separate the art from the artist Rorke
£18 for this
torturing farmers at spafftanimo bay
>>217651732Yes, being a nonce is a crime, morally and legally.
>>217651720didn't know indians use farenheitseems odd
Everything wrong that ever happened was my fault. I'm so sorry
>>217651748corrrrrrr *puts on my norhtface jacket and gets in the 2,5 hour long line*
>>217651713you don't say
>>217651767No worries ladPooey water under the bridge made from 2 logs and a tuktuk as they say
>>217651759Oh i went to eurasia in summer and my phone is stuck on farheniet sibcealso why is the captcha so easy
>>217651748just nuke the fucking country already in mimecraft. it's an absolute shitshow shambles
new diet:-no starches-no sugars-no animal products-no saturated fat
>>217651720Is this why jeets are so obsessed with the UK? They have random regional news popping up in their notifications?
>>217651748plus a 2 hour wait?ok that's mental
Any good horror game recs?
the world will dogpile britain for that while this flies right under their noses
>>217651748What the fuck is that
>>217651759we should use kelvin
this dude loves to do everything in minecrafti bet his world has some really cool builds
>>217651811AOL sends me irrelevant american news all day that i couldn't give less shit about
>>217651748eltons gassy today
>>217651811Wasn't regional news was it, went national it did
>>217651811wikipedia.co.uk/wiki/British_Raj
Just had a horrible captcha over on /sp/
halal spud for karim and his spawn
>we should use kelvin
>>217651816erm... has anyone told Americans that the war is over? lmaooooo
kelvin mcallister
>>217651748>>217651816i'd eat them but there's no way i'd pay £18 OR wait two hours for either
Rorke mate, just move on from covid yeah? It was literal years ago mate. Here, read up on the British Raj instead.
Only two temperatures HOT and COLD anything else is a mental illness
>>217651873are you getting these from a webcam or something?
>>217651876fahrenheit: polishcelsius: swedishLORD kelvin: north britishsimple as
>>217651892yeah social media and the chance to get on a reel has done a real number on people and i don't think it's exclusive to britain
>>217651897Had some freakazoid start going off to me about masks and covid after I asked him to turn his music down on the train the other day
Actually it's quite weird they never did a Home Alone with a female protagonist isn't itKarate Kid got a film with a female protagonist in
>>217651922what the fuck is that
>>217651902what temperature do you make your tea?what temperature do you drink your tea?don't talk rubbish
I have become as then gods
>>217651720Nice warm weather. You do not suffer in India.
>>217651934Because of the implication
>>217651934was probably the implied threat of rape that would be inherent in such a film
>>217651935kumpir, a turkish jacket potato that took off here for some reason
>>217651938Hot and hot. You don't drink cold tea do you? you muppet
someone be a dear and make the new
>>217651941fucked it
>>217651969looks like something they would feed a horse before putting it down
new>>217651982>>217651982>>217651982
>>217651960>>217651961nonsenselittle boys can get raped also, plus nobody rapes at Christmas
>>217651935It's quite obviously a potato with bits of ham, corn, peas, cabbage and pickles
>>217651970so you drink your tea the same temperature as you make it?are you drinking boiling hot tea then?
>>217652001>little boys can get raped alsowoke nonsense
