Dua Lipa edition
>>217653208Lovely edish, well worth posting in
first for crashing this plane with no survivors
pooa peepa
We live in a fascist capitalist consumerist neoliberal dystopia.
>>217653208Trans women look like that?
rapelad unmasked
what do australians think of irish people?
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3/This might be your last chance to vote for gimmick of the year 2025If you don't want poo seal to take it, act now
You can see her cameltoe there
>>217653254yeah they're alright
>>217653208sexsexsex
>>217653251>Silvagni entered the room where the victim was in bed, informing her that LoGuidice's Uber had been cancelled and he would be returning to the bedroom to see her. Silvagni then left the room, and returned shortly afterwards, pretending to be LoGuidice. Silvagni climbed onto the bed with the victim and inserted his fingers into her vagina.hey it's me your boyfriend
this new captcha shit is messing with my setup. i have to connect to vpn or wifi to get it and then disconnect to post
>>217653135the face of the 1,000th biggest pharmaceutical chain in britain has recently had her brand cancelled because her son was convicted of rape so things aren't going well.
right well that's a woman fingering herself
She looks very manly, would.
Right then, that's a female fajita
Whats autumn clue? Took a break from the chan due to real life toil. Devastated that i missed out on some fine gimmique
>>217653280Grotesque
>>217653286finding it hard to read this because there are too many ethnic nouns in it
need to win the euromillions tonight
>>217653251Even posh Australians have mullets
having to write feedback about the posh indian woman in the london office who i really hated at first but now like and i don't think i can word it quite like that
>>217653338>guy goes home leaving his girlfriend in bed>other guy in the house tells girl that his boyfriend is coming back>pretends to be boyfriend>sticks fingers in her vagina>nooo it's not my boyfriend it's you the rapistnot really enough to deserve 4 years in jail or whatever he's gonna get
>>217653251Don't know who this is but I'm going to guess failson of a wealthy man that pressured women into sex using his unearned prestige
>A teenage boy has been arrested on suspicion of murdering a nine-year-old girl.>"Out of respect for the family we'd please ask people not to speculate on the circumstances, or the identities, of those involved because that will only add to their enormous distress,"https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c62d0vezjw3o
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ovagg2U9QSgUmm
>>217653135My mate's rape trial was earlier this year and he got off scot free
>>217653362Is she hot? One of the worst people I've ever interacted with was an Indian chick from the UK, the most spoiled, annoying, narcissistic and self intitled rude person I can think of, It was actually amusing.
>>217653382Reckon theyre probably already pretty distressed
>>217653384one of the most boring videos i've ever seen what made her think it was worth posting
>>217653382Doing a think about this
This new captcha is fucking shite
>>217653385What did he do
>Children with cancer scammed out of millions fundraised for their treatment
>>217653375accurate
>>217653406Oh I'm sorry did I interrupt your multi-screen goon sesh
>>217653392she's not hot but attractive and a bit cuteditsy, and is nice enough to ask how i'm doing that even a lot of local colleagues don't ask aboutshe doesn't have a paki accent or anything either she just sounds really londonsign of the times she's doing well in the company but she is managing and i'm happy for her
Canadians have got to be the least funny people on the planet.
jesus fuck are they doing a series of abstract reasoning questions for captchas now
>>217653424Just got a bit too rapey in the bedroom
>>217653439dunno
>>217653384since when did yanks use the word buggy instead of stroller
The Paul Doyle case was FAR too convenient for the powers that be to pass up onRegardless of the facts he was getting put away for a long time
you literally aren't white if you never had an anime phase as a teenager
Sir Paul Doyle
>>217653434Oh well that's nice.
Can you think of one Utopia you'd like to live in?
>>217653462oh no no no
>>217653439wouldn't know
>>217653462Anime wasnt popular here
>>217653280idk how people call vaginas ugly now my pnis is hard hahaah : - D
>>217653493irrelevant mate the world wide web has been around since the late 80s you've had plenty of time to poison your mind with weeb shit
Might stop being such a cunt
>>217653462Even girls couldn't make me watch anime in my cunt
>>217653481not trying to shag her though
i am singularly attracted to people with vaginas
>>217653455He's serving more time than murderers, it's mad
anatatachi wa totemo kawaii desu
>>217653548your from fuckjing bulgaria nigga you may as well be from botswana
erm...lads?
havent spoke to normies in years
Anime is based
>>217653549I don't how it is in corporate Europe with HR's and things like that, I bet it's becoming like America or not?
right well that's the 4th poo of the day done
Mad how hard I find it to request annual leave that I'm legally entitled to
what's your birthday lads? mine is 16th of february x
rorke defending the violent criminal who ran over 120 innocent people and bit someones ear off for some reason
Bouncy blonde teen getting jammed on xxl dark schmeatMeanwhile Timmy wid Pang Pang and she tellin him his swc is biggest she's seen while counting his money
>>217653585That's not very nice, also what does that have to do with the thing I wrote?
my undies are full of bile andblood
>>217640119yeah
>>217653623Annual leave>>217653621Anal leave
>>217653644webm unrelated i assume
rorke's looksmatch getting her guts filled by chad and screaming right now
*bites you*
Hahaha you have to use the new captcha to report a postDead webseite
right then that's a woman with a cock isn't it
Imagine poo
>>217653644Mogs me to obscurity
>>217653612i don't know i've never worked in corporate america but this about uk colleagues as well so it's a different jurisdiction
watched neon genesis evangelion when i was like twelve years old and it set me on the virgin freak path forever
>>217653623I just book it whenever I want and it gets approved every time within an hour
zoomers dont have sex
>>217653658neek
>>217653644cockmogs me by FAR
>>217653658reporting posts is cringe reddit behaviour so i absolutely get the logic
>>217653644Mental how I knew exactly what was coming but clicked it anyway
>>217653644
>>217653208more albanian immies
Stomach hurts from the booze lads.
poo captcha
>>217653670I meant can you try to flirt with someone you are working with ect...or is it going to be reported as sexual harassment to the HR.
young katy sucklin on phat kingston oval
>>217653701How much you been drinking?
>>217653701probiotics and omeprazoletravel sickness tablets and ginger help the nausea>>217653711i don't want that i'm taken
>>217653701no sympathy from me you've only got yourself to blame
is 4chanx fucked with this new captchakeeps saying veri not required but then saying no valid captcha
captcha is proper fucked now
>veri not required>still can't post>can't get a new captchayeh nice one hiro you cunt
Why did god make some minges so bloody ugly if he wants us to multiply?
Got called a nonce once by kids when walking dogberg, shouted back that if I were a nonce they'd be safe because they are ugly little runts. Just made them more incensed
Me in the red
>>217653711>>217653728but some people still try to flirt a guy at my old job used to send me shit like this during the morning catchups
>>217653728you could only get a slav cunt like some paki hahaha what a fucking loser
Can we make a /bint/ thread? He's been spamming on his VPNs for 24 hours straight now
>>217653208Mad that Rorke wants to deport her
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15388819/Horror-schoolgirl-nine-stabbed-death-home-Weston-super-Mare-police-arrest-teenage-boy-suspicion-murder.htmljust imagine if he is a you know what
for me? it's the Lockheed super constellation. the greatest propeller-driven airliner of ALL time
This is actually worse than the fifteen minute countdown
New captcha is honking holy shit
a pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut, mcdonald's, mcdonald's, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
>>217653766very cheeky lol
>>217653764Ah, the North West, hvme
>>217653751he didn't want you to multiply for the sake of a beautiful mingesame reason he purportedly made jesus an uggoid innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upZ_WVP4_2I
>>217653742test
Life is so fucking unfair
nah its better than the dots above letters
>>217653755you've just robbed two jokes from peep show and that ricky gervais programme
>>217653796i quit a few days later and he sent me this
>>217653821Clearly a case of fraud. Execute them.
>>217653775The mum is a bit of alright you know
why is the new captcha an iq test lol
Mental how many of you lost are filtered by a simplified IQ-test-esque captcha
>>217653827lol, this guy is pushing it, it does feel uncomfortable when guys are hitting on you
The new captcha really proves the average IQ of 4chan posters is somewhere between 70 and 80.
might move to the "democratic" "republic" of the "congo"
>>217653845They should add a proper iq test as a captcha. Imagine if you will all the mongs and browns literally filtered
>oh no i can't choose what's different, the squares or the circle
>>217653845I can do it, it's just cognitive load in the way typing letters isn't, not worth it just to post poo
I've never had romantic or sexual contact with a colleague
It's 'try to' not 'try and'
I can solve the captcha’s piss easy but for some reason they just don’t load yet if you’re using 4chanx/xt
i'm NOT cute!!!
>>217653887Depends entirely on whether you take a prescriptivist or descriptivist approach to grammar rules
>>217653886had my balls squeezed and bum grabbed by two separate colleagues at two jobs in two countries
>>217653913loads for me
>>217653887try and have sex
Why are zoomers so fucking rude?>in Asda>group of lads>one of them wearing a shadow moses island shirt (from metal gear)>say alright big boss>lad looks confused>say "from metal gear">still doesn't understand>say "your t shirt is from metal gear solid">he says "it's just a t-shirt mate">they walk off laughingWhy wear a t-shirt if you don't get the reference or where it's from? Fucking dumb zoomer freaks
>>217653845It's just annoying mate simple as thatEven if it's the same logic every time it's just fiddly
>>217653917>descriptivist approach yes how every non-educated person talks
nice new captcha system ladsit tells me verification isn’t required and then when i press submit it says no valid captcha
>>217653886We work with a promoter Absolute vodka girl and she's half Caribbean half Greek - very cute, but she got taken the moment she stepped in our country.
>>217653764And yet all those red areas are most likely to vote reformLike turkeys voting for ChristmasWhat a shame they're all so thick
catberg on a mad one
>>217653928Yeah just says “verification not required” and I click post and it says “no valid captcha” dogshit website
>in Asda
Hello
heh, don't underestimate me*goes into a wide stance and starts powering up like in dragonball z*
>>217653969We live in a society and I really don't think it's fixable
>>217653953Almost all linguists, people who study grammar for a living, are descriptivists.
"Kamehameha" wasn't a word invented by Dragon Ball but is in fact the name of a former King of Hawaii
>>217653984>goes into a wide stancejust you every day that, isn't it?
>>217653939oh my days he's done you
Can't wrap my head around this one lads
>>217653977i think theres some kind of cache you have to clear for that it happened to me last time they changed the captcha
Rorkeypop's lockscreen
Does Spaino still post here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d933-gAcyjcYanks swooned by the right's British accent. Meanwhile she looks like an average slag to me but just posher. She's mogged by left
>>217653362is your wife fit
we don't remember the efforts of sir daniel fortesque enough
>>217654037Why do ghosts always choose to look so victorian? Where's all the ones from the past 100 years, ghosts in regular t shirts and jeans?
i am a simple man. i hear the word "dude" and i become unglued
>>217654066zoomer sex arse
I'm rocking that Rockstar Stubble
>>217654066I fucked them both btw
>>217654066Tho left looks a like the fittest ting in my college, in hindsight she was prob the prettiest lass I've ever seen in the flesh. Proper worldie and nice lass too
>>217654079i wouldn't have an ugly wife
>>217654096iaaptrc
>>217654118fuckin excuse me cunt?
>>217654112Alri luigi
>>217654050Sums up what Labour, Tories, Reform and Farage are doing to this national
new captcha is fucking awful im buying a pass and spamming dogshit all day every 30 seconds
>>217653939unc on the ropes
.
>>217654131You heard the man
>>217654050don't think that's a turkish proverb
>>217653208ugly not british
Just splurted coffee out my mouth and over all my books :/
>>217654144so the north face is basically the shitskin uniform in britain yeah?
>>217654144mental how ugly black "people" are
>>217654144what the fuck is that thing
test
No posts?
Last work deadline of the year at toil moved to mid JanGuess I'm doing fuck all until christmas now lads waheyy
get the FUCK IN THERE MATEtake ya FUCKIN RESEARCH WIV YA
>>217654264would >>217654260good for you bro
absolute worst captchas ever
right so what was that 3 minute gap of posts for the
>>217654166>a fat yank moron thinks he gets to comment on who is british and who isn'tLol
pondering it
Right seeing as for some reason all the posting randomly stopped for 3 minutes and only on /brit/ alone and nowhere else I will no longer trust this website at all and can only assume all of you are GCHQ agents and AIs, some using VPNs, posting here to attempt to catch people out, and that your operation encountered a temporary glitch.
>>21765428530? wasn't it 20?
i am sexually attracted to mrs. incredible
>>217653969People in deprived areas voting for change. Mental that
>>217654314Reform are just Tories on steroids, more of the same but more racist and more wealth redistribution from the poor to the elites
>>217654285>pays for it>posts something innocuous>3 day ban>loses pass
got the gay porn hiccups
Labour politicians calling people 'unpatriotic' because they don't want to potentially go and die in Ukraine for another country while ours is invaded daily by browns has left a really bad taste in my mouth lads
>>217653865
>>217654050The ancient turkic tradition of voting
what the FUCK is this captcha
>>217654066jesus christ that particular aussie accent is terrible on women but also who the fuck watches this shit
>>217654325GREENAHMED
https://voca.ro/1d1refVmckSi
>>217654328it revokes your pass if you get banned?
>>217654133Never killed a man in me life. She was a baddie in geography. Her bf was in the same class, good lad too. We had 2 leng tings in geog, the other lass looked like NigelaNigela sounds Italian actually huh
>>217654285worth it lad
>>217654325>Vote for lib dems basically labour>Labour. Worse or just as bad as the tories>Greens want to double down on all the worst parts of labourId happily be pooer with less browns around
>>217654354no it doesn't
>>217654347I'm white but thanks for proving my point. You're just a mentally retarded racist who doesn't care about being poorer so long as you can hate whatever scapegoat the mainstream media feeds you.
been reduced to phoneposting now that 4chanx has stopped captchas loadingfuck off
>>217654381the famously racist BBC news lolgreenahmed does it again
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMI SMELL MARIJUAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
let me post
>>217654381Kek
>>217654383clear cookies and site data then it will work
>>217654381>whatever scapegoat the mainstream media feeds you.leftypol loves this argument. entire western world is fuming about immigrants in lock step with the increasing numbers coming in but it's all mainstream media manipulation
>>217654381sent rorke flying
I have a small penis.
Rorke doesn't like it when others remind him how stupid he is
Whatever happened to Your Party?
Mad how close we are to crimbo
>You agree to comply with the Rules of 4chan, and understand that failure to do so will result in the permanent suspension of your posting privileges. Suspended ("banned") users shall not be eligible for a refund and will not have lost time credited to their Pass account.Do you cunts even read these things before making stupid statements?
>>217654285>>217654340>>217654383>>217654437
fucking hirohito i swear to god
>>217654442it worked
>>217654482didn't know yanks had advent calendars
>>217654529vile
wtf is this new Captcha?
>>217654529deformed little goblin
>>217654550
love soya milk me. tasty, high protein, no animal cruelty. what is not to like
1 puzzle would be annoying enough but did they have to make it 3 of them
Well, /cum/?
Can tell I've been spending too much time by myself as my sense of humour is beginning to warp. The other day when that lad absolutely bodied escortmongs saying that he hopes he gets completely mangled in a car crash and his mum has to turn off his life support, had me in absolute stitches. Today that Aussie lad heemed emmayank saying that he has no mental health to preserve and that it would actually be a benefit to the world if he had his brain exploded out like in the drone video, had me chuckling to myself for ages afterwards. I had to walk across site and burst out laughing a couple times thinking about it and was having to force myself to hold in the laughs to not seem a complete mad man. Tldr, cheers for the laughs boys!
>>217654546>>217654568They really put clown make up on her usuallyI prefer the Billie Eilish blank stare tit monster
iq test captchas next lmao
that pissed on his bonfire
WE LOVE ZARAH, WE DOWE LOVE ZARAH, WE DOWE LOVE ZARAH, WE DOOOZARAH SULTANA WE LOVE YOU
>>217654624Please, Hiro
dying from a massive headache
dont like the new captcha
any of you lads ordered stuff from love honey? is it discreet or will my postman know i'm ordering muck
Was told earlier today chatgpt has more personality than me and I don't know what they meant by that
gaybum queercos i'm much, much sneeder
>>217654637Bollocks shrivelled up like raisins after breeding her
>>217654637fit for a you know what
thats another toil bint signed off work for two months full pay no questions asked with mental elves init
corfu 06 ...
doing the caramelldansen dance in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>217654684Anyone who says they wouldn't is lying
>>217654600the homosexual connotations
>>217654669Comes with a big manifest listing each dildo and tranny outfit you’ve purchased
>>217654649this bitch has a sexy tummy, would bang
New captchas are dogshit and make my app not work as it hasn't been updated yet. FFS Hiro, just dock jannies pay and use the savings to pay for the good captchas again
>>217654687nah i got her up the duff
When you're the only lad in the group chat who gets ignored, what's the right play?Don't want to seem like I'm hurt but it has to have been intentional, right? Do I just laugh it off or pretend they must've done it accidentally?
can't believe this jew captcha
>>217654669yhjust a brown box with a standard label on
>>217654684>>217654697ok I admit it, id deport her
>>217654587
>>217654726based tummy enjoyer
fucks sake
>>217654694would you diddle the dob?
>>217654745
a woman's fanny looks unfinished if it's not being shagged by a cock
Ibiza, '95. You had to have been there mate. Energy was mental.
>>217654735If you only post coal that doesn’t give anyone anything to say, no one will say anything. Try improving your conversational skills instead of whining about not getting equal attention.
tummy police
>>217654775How long did it take for the guy to cum
any other mid-1990s born zillennial uncs in
>>217654748love kissing tummies >>217654775where you there? I'm jelly
>Use the scroll bar below to find the image that is not like the others, then click Next.
how comes it says that im temp banned when i post from a non-incognito but i can post >>217654752 fine from an incognito windowand /banned says im not banned
ooh i want poo, i don't know if i need poo, but ooh i'm dying to find out
this nigga just said "coal" talkin about some improve your conversational skills sobbing crying tears emoji
HEARD YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY BACK
Roasting a chicken on a TuesdayYes that's right on a chewsday
>>217654812rorke is typing...
>>217654839GOOD post
>>217654826*raises paw*as a 1995 born man and among the youngest millennials, i like to tease my gf who was born in 1997 about being a zoomer
>>217654835janman referred you to the higher ups lad you're timed-out with a ban looming
You lads planning on any good posts for the new then?
pooing
>>217654847*Youtube comment*>I'm a 65 year old white man and I love this
managed to get back on the gymtoil today. get a head start on getting in shape for gf 2026
>>2176548662005 born zoomers are probably doing the same with 2007 born gen alpha women as we speak
>>217654866This nigga 31 posting on /brit/
>>217654866you filthy fucking nonce
Mental how nonceposting just stopped
>>217654835Jannies can ban you for up to three days, but anything more than that requires mod approval. If the mod approves, you’re probably in for a month ban or something like that; if not, it’ll just go away.
Millions of young National SocialistsBut Shlomo would never let them vote for thisDemocracy they said was something to rely onThey must have been quoting from the Elders of ZionReawaken the nazi in the Aryan's heartCan't wait to be marching out and doing my part (doing my part)Sieg HeilTo the Final Solution, you'll never jew me again
>>217654872all i did was delete my cookies to try and sort out 4chanxcan't believe how unfair this fucking site isi've done nothing wrongthey should not be allowed to ban me for not breaking any rules
at heart
>>217654866you are to me what people in the 60s were to you when you were my age that's actually quite mental right
>>217654914aint quite 2026 though is it
>>217654911good lad
if you weren't born from 1998-2004 you were literally not ensouled btw
>>217654914Zoomer maths lol
Mental how when I was 19 I dated a 16 year old
>>217654866ever sling your root up her goon hole?
>tfw 1990 chad
>>217654943Zoomers are incredibly soulless thoughbeit
See, I got this problem. Jannies don't like me. So I don't like jannies.
>>217654826>>217654914yes and so what of iti was like 19 when /brit/ came out
>>217654969i dont make the rules lad
>>217653208she looks like she's into femdom
New>>217653225>>217653225
I was born in 1996 and I have never had sex or a relationship or anything
A Moroccan migrant has walked free after claiming he believed filming up women's skirts was allowed in UK
pettan pettan tsurupettan ^_^
everyone born from 1993-1998 is elite
Sir Blaise Metreweli
