Brit grip edition
is this a british thing? i hold my pencil like this.
Japan too
>>217653904>>217654471please do not encourage him
why does sniffing my own unwashed armpits make me feel horny
so nobody noticed the tip of my circumcised grape-sized knob was in that picture
Haha thank goodness for the new so nobody will see my embarrassing post xD
>217654949How is that crazy? You can do that till 22-23
if you were born before 1999 or after 2004 you literally do not have a human soul
>>217654954all sex is vaginal because we are not gay
>>217655011He wasn't wrong then if he got away with it.
>>217655035You're a literal baby. Shut up.
>>217655034oops
>>217655028Screaming>>217654482>>217654482>>217654482
>>217655059it's true and you know it
So buddy, which will it be?Agatha? Or Skegness?
>>217655035the world was saturated in spare souls after 9/11
>>217655062holy shit i'm retarded, forget it...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XOxRn3J0j2A
Sex with a cock
imagine being born in the early 2000s, having a chance to exist in two different millennia of history but just missing it by a cunt hair. couldn't be me
baka baka baka ^_^
>>217655112ktim
um not watching that x
the younger you are the more of the decline of Britain you get to experience
>>217655035Fuck off zoomer
>>217655116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuNixp-wvWM
>>217653225How Connor from Liverpool writes
new captcha broke 4chan XT ffscan't post if you don't need to verify
>>217655146clear your cache it fixes it
Stephen Fry has obvious gay paedophile private school teacher who likes to "discipline" the boys aura but he's smart/self aware enough to not do anything illegal and instead chooses a twenty/thirty something yo twink to enact his depraved sexual roleplays withEveryone intrinsically knows it but also knows nothing technically illegal is going on even though it feels morally wrong For what it's worth I think it'd feel just as depraved if he was with a similarly young girl
Really want to shag zoomer twat
>>217655146I cucked
>>217655146Yeah I disabled 4chan X because it wasn't letting me post. To be honest I probably shouldn't be running some random script from GitHub in the first place
>>217655116>>217655142no anime in /brit/
>>217655027get a bit of a lob on when i huff my taint grease after giving it a good rub and scratch
listening to moonman songs
>>217655167I miss him >Did you know I'm Danish and a lesbianfuck off...
>>217655143That's what my brother's handwriting looks like but he suffered a tendon injury as a child so he has an excuse
>>217655142ITSUDEMO I LOVE YOU KIMI NO TAKEU KISS ME WASURERARENAI KARA BOKU NO DAIJINA MEMORY
>>217653225balancing a bird
/brit/ is an anime general whether you like it or not
*teleports you to heian period kansai*
i think i sorted it and im allowed to post again
if I post one pony I lose 18p
>>217655160no it doesn't
>>217655259let's find outtry to do a post
The only anime I've watched s a few episodes of Cowboy beep boop and it wasn't bad actually. One of my exes was a big Naruto fan but I couldn't watch that and I tried...
no way i'll be able to solve this captcha when blootered brit will be slightly less racist on weekend evenings
>>217655278okay hang on
>>217655269you did it wrong
>>217655028>>217655063LOL
>>217655241Please fuck off with that noncey shite
Guess you lads are safe then haha x
>>217655278here i am (rock you like a hurricane)bot management must've flagged me as a bot because i failed the iq test too many times
>>217655084Agartha?
.
>>217655317
>>217655107Grim Yookay
tf is this diddy ahh captcha
test
i heard it through the bassline
>>217655361mhmmm
toil basically want me to take a thinly veiled autism test before giving me a promotion as i will have to manage people
>>217655295clearing cache did nothingdeleting 4chan cookies now just gives me a captcha i have to fill out every time, so while i can post that's hardly fixing the actual problem
billions of vaginas must be sniffed
you guys ever shag an Indian bird?
>>217655409the actual problem is that there is any possible way for you to post
i have never done weed
Do women think about men's hairy smelly arses the same way we think about women's?Kinda grim if they do, no?
lolthe nonce on this noncehunter sting brought the child a christmas card
getting a starbucks delivered
>YouTube ad claims "all women can get thrush"Not true though is it. Surely it qualifies as false advertising
not feeling well umpups
>>217655464Some girls like to perform analingus
>>217655466no need to narrate your life in third person
>>217655471You should thank him, he's delivering you food pal. He's human too.
>>217655464It's crazy that some girls eat ass, I would never let a girl do this.
>>217655457always turned down the weed when offered in uni and now i wish i'd tried it as i am a friendless incel with no way of getting it
>>217655464birds love the smell of my sweaty balls and arse stench
>>217655471Give him no tip and a negative review on me :)
>>217655528Better to be a friendless incel than a drugmongnonce
>>217655498i am grateful and he's getting a good tip but having ran and jeet in his name is too funny
Everything in the universe is predetermined by maths and physics. There is no free will. The universe runs like a clockwork, nothing could happen other to the way it did. Everything that is, is not only natural, but also the only way it could've been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz33aGwqUZw
>>217655441Nah just a fat old white bitch. Wbu bossman?
>>217655552you should ask him where's the REAL ranjeetbecause sim means simulation innit
Heatherpaedo really is one of the worst posters in the history of this general.
>>217655538so mean plus no one would pick up the order without a tip i don't think
>>217655552>>217655576That just means he’s a sim and you need to speak to him in Simlish
>>217655580show us which posts you think are "heatherpaedo"
>>217655572maybe...
erm...lads?
this isn't just a sex arsethis is an m&s sex arse
Don't see many black anime characters do you? Especially not ones portrayed positively.
>>217655621I literally don't care lol
>>217655528Alright here's a plan for you lad:1. Get a job, if you haven't got one already.2. Make some friends, either at work or in your free time. Attend social groups or a sports club etc if you're not finding friends anywhere else.3. Book a holiday with your new friends to Amsterdam.4. Buy weed from a coffeeshop in Amsterdam.5. Smoke weed.6. Profit.
>>217655474You can get thrush in your mouth, you mong. Show me your arse
Battered once again
>>217655597I don’t know how these systems work, or when you tip, as I don’t want jeets touching my food, let alone paying them to do so. Enjoy your third world medieval disease
>>217655633wasn't one o the pokemon guys black?
>>217655633Bleach has Yoruichi
>>217655633no because there aren't many black people in japan
>>217655621
>>217655643thought 'dam was going to ban tourists from having a cheeky smoke? would like to try edibles i think
>>217655621don't they already do thispretty sure apple already announced they rolled out a feature that scans all photos
>>217655464not like the exact same as you weirdos but kind of like that, yeah
>>217655663is it though? where can i go? where does this door lead to ?
mad how there's literally over 4 billion women in the world and you still can't get a gf
>>217655649My friend got ecoli from Tim Hortons earlier this year, at least that's what he thinks caused it.
>>217655580worse yet, he's several of them
>>217655643>2. Make some friends, either at work or in your free timehiking group?
Charlie XCX mimes in every single one of her "live" performances.What's the point of seeing her in that case?
>>217655677IIRC Apple backed off of that after there was a big backlash (last I checked, anyway). Wouldn’t be surprised if they did it anyway in secret albeit
eating my own boogers
just want my penis in a zoomer girl>>217655699see her zoomer arse
>>217655687not true
>>217655687TERF
>>217655718>bulge-areahomosexual country
>>217655576>>217655605good point but i don't answer the door they leave it on the steps. if i'm ordering starbucks that means i'm in no condition to be seen or be chatting wtih anyone
>>217655621Right well this is going to destroy open-source software
>>217655580The fucking thread is made by him you retarded ape
got the greeno on x
>>217655667>thought 'dam was going to ban tourists from having a cheeky smoke? I hope not.>>217655696Sure, whatever floats your boat
>UK Lawmakers Propose Mandatory On-Device Surveillance and VPN Bans
>>217655699Going to a live show is more about enjoying an experience within a mass gathering of people. If you simply want to enjoy high quality music, you might as well buy an audiophile sound system and listen to FLACs in your basement.
>>217655727not even close
>>217655742he looks like he has suspicious content on his laptop
Unironically think the only person to hug me in the past decade is my own mum Think being touch starved - not of sexual "touch", just regular human contact, is the source of much of my problems :(
Yall lowkey sleepin on plants vs zombies porn
>>217655718KOMBAJNAVARSHACHKA~
>The amendment text specifies that any “relevant device supplied for use in the UK must have installed tamper-proof system software which is highly effective at preventing the recording, transmitting (by any means, including livestreaming) and viewing of CSAM using that device.”they might as well try to legislate that the sky is green, such a system does not exist
>>217655621This is part of the push for war, isn't it?
>>217655649i think of it as strengthening my immune system. soon i'll be invincible like a cockroach
>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseNot fucking on is it
>>217655745Retvrn to the early 2010sUse a dumbphone.Buy a refurbished laptop and install linux.Cancel all subscriptions and pirate your media.Download Wikipedia before they ban it.Anything else?
>>217655804There used to be a prostitute who’s catch bans on my cellular network for advertising her services on 4chan lmao
>>217655788kek, not a fan of this but foreigners really like it when they come here
>>217655789the recording, transmitting (by any means, including livestreaming) and viewing of wot?
>>217655778i love them
>Download Wikipedia before they ban it.
>>217655847LOL
>>217655822[witty response about it being your mum]
>>217655819DAW and music software,plug ins doesn't work on linux :( I do have an old samsung with an audio jack that I listen to music to when I run, I don't wanna use buetoof headphones.
>>217655804Once happened to me once and lasted a whole year.I was on /wowg/ in /vg/ a few years ago and somebody would spam every thread full of draenei futa horsecock porn, like 100 picture per thread.Despite endless reports the posts were never removed and jannies totally ignored the general.Then one day in sheer anger I posted a nsfw draenei with a vagina to fight back and got banned for 3 days and had my image posting rights gone for a year...
>Then one day in sheer anger I posted a nsfw draenei with a vagina to fight back
STRENG GEHEIM
>>217655859would
Reckon I'm the only one here who actually lives in London.
the paedoph isles
>>217655858That’s me bodied
>>217655905Yeah?
yay new capchas
Literally had one of those sudden sore stomach diarrhoea poos this morning. Don't know what caused it, either the soup I had last night or the whisky I had been drinking the past 3 days. Got to work and had a belly ache, about 20 mins later I couldn't hold any longer and got to the toilet sprayed pure liquid out all over the bowl, which then floated on top of the water.Mental
250g mince beef350g beans250g chips150g curry saucethat's an estimated 1 kilogram of food in my bellyneed a lie down
Want heathernonce dead. Badly..
>>217655847>>217655854>He doesnt know
umdip would be banned for spamming/flooding if they made the captcha about capital cities >.<
>>217655905I think there’s quite a few of us. One in Islingston who was posting the other day.I live in Sutton
えっと。。。今日の黒人差別取説を配っているんですが。。。(ヒィー二軍クロイ)
>>217655905>>217655969I live in hackney
>>217655983Heatherpaedo.
Basically every philosopher of the 1950s/60s supported and signed a petition in favour of paedophilia. Foucault, Beauvoir, Sartre, basically everyone except for Camus who appears to be the only non-nonce.
Lithium NOT fucking TAKEN
>>217655937>I've soiled me britches
>>217655983shame about the spoons closing down
leftypol insisting upon his human right to shag and mutilate children
I'm from Kensington
>>217655772wonder if those lads in yankoid prisons that are locked up 24/7 get a root on when a female corrections officer handcuffs them through the little slot at touch
It's over for Rorke
>>217655968this is Captive Dreamer innit
>>217655998the lad
>>217655998>FoucaultWas the biggest piece of shit There's a debate between him and Chomsky and Noam basically wiped the floor with him making fun of his post modern gobbledigook
>>217655998well it is what it is isn't it
>>217655992Excuse me?>>217656009Never went there, globe is better for cheap pints There's a new place opening owned by two pakis and an African I know some people who went for interviews, apparently on stipulation was they weren't to serve pikeys It was meant to open last week but is clearly delayed
>>217656026mental how she went for the subhuman brown instead of her tall white fiancee/husbandwould bin her off asap if i was him
is the new captcha slowing down posting. maybe a good thing
>>217656034Chomsky is a paedo too lol
>>217656006screaming
Daughter moved out and forgot one of her dildos so I cleaned it up and mailed it to her
>>217655969>>217655905Reckon there's quite a few of you, poor souls.Wouldn't wish that fate on anyone
>>217656056He probably has a SWC
>>217656034you can add chomsky to the list toomad that
>>217656034foco raped him
>>217656048yeah globe is decent. too many old timers in there for me thoughsebright arms is more my avenue
>>217656057yeah I cant be fucked to do it so I just discard my good posts
Big Hannukah celebration in the centre of London today currently airing on BBC news.Makes me grateful I live in a midlands povertystriken shit hole small town where most people haven't even heard of the holiday.
I think I told you guys last time, I was in Yorkshire and had a great time and ate great food. Anyone from there? >>217656058I don't know about that but he was friends with Epstein and Woody
Rorke having a packet of southern fried fridge raiders, a chow mein pot noodle and a Rustlers BBQ sub washed down with pepsi max for tea
Sir Albert Camus
>>217655998Then there's Althusser who killed his wife
>>217656098anyone friends with epstein post 2008 is a paedophile
>>217656095save them up for you manifesto
>>217656072yeah, yeah I know>>217656084not even close
do we really need three levels of this captchawhy not just one
Sir jewish pedophile elite
quite frankly feel like shit!
>>217656109>>217656109>>217656109New
>>217656093Been there once but I was already wankered when I arrived so don't remember much
>>217656119wont be responding to this as its not worth the effort
Any SSRI man inDoesn’t it make your emotions numb
>>217656098Bradford man and general hard bastard reporting in
Based Hiro filtering out the low IQ posters
>>217656148okay, understandable
>>217656154yhyhi like it
>>217656099Was that your tea? Weirdly specific
>>217656154Don't take SSRI. Most depression is caused by thyroid and mitochondria disfunction.https://x.com/ChrisMasterjohn/status/2000710921337913438
>>217656139just a smidge early
>>217656030He my nigga
don't like the new captchas one bit
>>217656166Clearly not as you've just posted :^)
>>217656166i'm still here
>>217655182>>217655146better be prepared for when ISPs ban the chon
>>217656173I hate it but at the same time hate the misery so i dunno what to do
the most obscure capital of europe is podgorica according to sporcle
>>217656162Cool, I was staying in York in the "Bentagon" as some anon called it.
might fly to sudan and join the jihadists
Why does Starmer try so hard to hide the fact he converted to Judaism?His wife is Jewish, his kids have Israeli citizenship, he admitted once his children and wife speak Hebrew at home when they don't want him listening in.
>>217656200i like how you get the the little thing that says done
>>217656226You actually picked a decent place to visit makes a change from most tourists here
wish I could have married konnie huq before charlie brooker did
>>217656240Funnily enough he's not the only pussywhipped PM with a Jewish wifePrimrose's wife was not only Jewish but a Rothschild
>>217656154love how i can't cum aha
>>217656248What a little slut
>>217656240Because he knows it doesn't look good. >>217656261I really like it, the people were nice and hospitable. I was visiting someone at the uni, I didn't pick it but yeah, good times. Even got invited to Sunday Roast - and honestly one of the best meals I ever had, still thinking about those mini steak pies.
ATTENTION if you are using 4chan xt, like a real nigga, do thisedit the 4chan XT script, replace !((el = $('#t-msg')) with !((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))
>>217656099leave the jokes to the comedians, yeah?
>>217656281Maybe we should ask for Bupropion, good for libido
>>217656240>a Jew named Alexander
>>217656139actually gave me a small scare for a moment
>>217656301the wraith of john mcaffe wailing at me not to do this
shes scared
very drunk lads
>>217656301Why
>>217656240mental how cucked out we are to zionists
>>217656318libido isnt the issue, being able to cum is
this thread feels super slow now hiroshima just wants to kill off this site it seems
>>217656325of course, she's dying of malnutrition
>>217656351Well that too
>>217656334it solves the no valid captcha error when posting after completing it
THESE NEW CAPTCHAS ARE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE A RETARD
fuck poo arse
>>217656360she doesn't know and she's scared and it's not her fault!!
>>217656326good ladthis will be me friday
like so
>>217656381it's really sad how she looks now
Need a pint like I need air
cute
umari in the 67 hallway
>>217656373I'm a pass chad albeit x
>>217656367need more AI bradley face merges
>>217656162My uncle said he had to drive through Bradford and didn't see a single white person for the entire journey
>>217655819Based GNU/Linux enjoyer
If I don't have fags and pints I will die
>>217656099Genuinely hope you contract dysentry and shit yourself to death and are found in a pool of your own piss, shit and blood, forcing the room to be incinerated.
>>217656434UM x
>>217656437feel like shit just want him back
Catpcha too hard, going to have a wank instead
get her out of the 67 hallwayshe doesnt want to be there
getting a>No valid captcha.error when i try to post on a no verification requiredwhat a clownshow. had this post written for 5 mins waiting for a different captcha. great you're made to wait 30 secs for that now tooCUNTS
>>217656448I've cut down to 8 ciggies a day. Finna stop after New Years.
>>217656434um x
>>217656461doing the same right now>>>/gif/29950730
>>217656471do you use 4chan xt
>>217656437my bradleys are handmade artisanal not AI slop
>>217656274Remember when Black Mirror was on Channel 4 and then we just let the Am*rican cunts at Netflix steal it. Not on.
spongebob
>>217656481
umbunberg on a madness x
>>217656274Corr how did they get away with this on cbbc
4chan staff are a bunch of cockwombles
>>217656434Why is Umbunny so cute
>>217656449the review i left for simranjeet for spilling my pumpkin spice latte
Ruby Granger still missing December 2025
>>217656274for some reason they often got the female presenters in swimsuits even though it was a kids show
Subscribing to the Liz Truss OnlyFans
>>217656492Yeah it was great. Fucking Yankees ruined it. I bet Charlie Brooker got a bag
What Linux distro should I use lads
>pot noodle bad>japanese 7/11 ramen slop good!
>>217656517
>>217656533MintIt just works
Posting from my phone in bed but I still know who the flaggots are. They’re all just so easy to recognise
>>217656437Post the children of Men one but with him facing the correct way
>>217656517actually she's chief guest at the world leaders summit
>>217656533>>217656554What are the benefits of linux
smoking nigger pubes
>>217656533ubuntu or mintnot arch or any other meme distro you've heard about
doing a cry xhttps://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI?si=QUjf7i3jmrcsDUfZ
>>217656540cup noodles are actually better because they have holes in the lid to drain the water
ONLY BRITAIN SOLDIERS ON
the janitorial staff are riled up
>>217656573Everyone will know you’re a paedophile
shaving my head and buying a rolls royce
>>217656573It's implicitly white
>>217656565
>>217656573FreeLightweightSimple
>>217656540Have you ever compared the ingredients and nutritional values? They are very different.
sneezing quite frequently
>>217656533Arch
>>217656540yes leftypol, japan = good
Your political ideology?Your operating system?For me:National SocialistLinux Mint
>>217656540Saw those Korean ones at the store once, looked at the ingredients and put them down.
>>217656617Lightweight?Does windows make my laptop weigh more?
Getting into bed now To be continued...Continued from above:I am now in bed
>>217656665racist libertarian, whatever that isarch
>>217656665>Your political ideology?Bulgarian>Your operating system?Windows 7
>>217656675Yeah from all the bloated bullshit they force onto your system
right so linux is for racists then
i want steamOS to replace windows
>>217656533I think Ubuntu is good for beginners but go with what you like the look of.>>217656573This: >>217656617On my old shitty computer, Linux runs better than Windows.
>>217656694Oh no!
>>217656691Dent headed cunt
Mental how good the GoldenEye gunbarrel sequence is.
/g/ is under heavy supervision right now
Use Kali Linux, and you too could look like this ;)
>>217656694>>217656710Is it good for security and privacy?
So we need to do an iq test to post about poo and wanking now
>>217656760your shit is mega pozzed if you're even asking this question
>>217656665don't votewhatever the current windows is 11 maybe idk
will clearing cookies and cache fix the no valid captcha error
>>217656740>>>/g/107571669scream
>>217656109>>217656109>>217656109>>217656109
>>217656796
>>217656665dont know, only care about poo and crispsarch>>217656794did for me
i prefer this captcha than typing out the 4 lettersespecially now with the 4chan xt fix
>>217656794do this>>217656301
>>217656821but i use 4chanx
>>217656665don't care. probably natsocwindows 11
Coomer 123https://ctxt.io/2/AAD4ydvjEQ
