Wednesday edition
>UK Lawmakers Propose Mandatory On-Device Surveillance and VPN Bans
'Tis not
>>217656731that's not very nice
>>217656109are you sure
>>217656821
>>217656206Is this what you voted for lads?
Haha epically trolled
hey
Mum's bf is shouting racial slurs again :/
>One lucky couple has beaten extraordinary odds to win £1m on the National Lottery - for the second time.>Richard Davies, 49, and Faye Stevenson-Davies, 43, first scooped a seven-figure jackpot playing the EuroMillions Millionaire Maker in June 2018.>And now they have done it again by matching five main numbers and the Bonus Ball in the Lotto draw on 26 November - the chances of which are more than 24-trillion-to-one, say experts.
Sex with Maryam Moshiri
I can't play games on linux!!!
>>217656883investigate them
>>217656855hmm
>>217656873at you?
>>217656855Free he- oh nvm. As long as it hurts carlybender I actually don’t care that much.
So it's agreed, we're all migrating to Linux Mint right?
>>217656892We'll see about that
>>217656901
Got the OSRS on
>>217656904No, at some news story about gypsies
>>217656883>the chances of which are more than 24-trillion-to-one, say experts.Is that for just the recent draw or both together?
>>217656884hot
LOVE accidentally hitting post instead of next on one of the THREE PUZZLES and then being made to wait 30 SECONDS for a new set of three to attemptliterally a site ran by people trying to destroy it slowly enough that no one notices they're doing it, same as everything
>>217656866Nice to meet you x
>>217656866Are her songs any good? I only know her from WOULD posting.
We love the Asian ladies, don't we folks?
Made slop for tea, lads.
Honestly like the new CaptchaWay easier to fill in than the scrolling text
>>217656939Wish I were one
>>217656941Well at least it looks like nutritious slop
>>217656760Windows and Linux should both be secure as long as you install security updates when they're released
>>217656939Nope. Not Irish diaspora mate.
>>217656939yh
>>217656930must be to win both as I remember seeing somewhere the odds to win the jackpot was 1 in 200ish million
>>217656929justified >>217656941propah
I use Arch, by the way.
>>217656941is that supposed to be chilli or something
:*}
>>217656992No, it's slop.
>>217656760Run apt upgrade && apt update often and it's secureIt never phones home because there is no home, your pc is its homeyou can try it out when you load the iso, before installing it, and get a feel for if you'd like it
building a text editor using a gap buffer data structure x
>>217656941only good thing there is the garlic bread
>>217657006:*},
>>217656941Nice idea, i might make it for a friend.
Linux Mint should literally be the default OS in 2026
>>217657020fair enough, it looks like it would probably be alri regardless of what it is
>>217656934hii >>217656936yeah shes good x
grok, code me an AI gf
>>217656941come on lad the jfs will laugh at us
>>217657020>>217657029Could feed it to people in a mini trough, really go all in on the idea
Unc's still got it!
>>217656906?
Used to eat a lot of beans and legumes but figured out they were fucking me up. Kind of miss making pork and beans. >inb4 you gotta soak em and pressure cook emyeah I was doing that
get it covered with garlic powder, paprika and chilli powder for the yanks
i hate 4chan !
>>217656941the war is over lad
Unc talmbout some “linux” nigga we all on iOS loooool
>>217657035Why
got all of my christmas shopping done today and now i am so so sleepy?
>>217657071zoomers will never have this swag
>>217657074I eat loads of beans but don't fuck with lentils they really mess with my stomach
>>217657071
my niggas standin over shit like they at craps tablesgive these niggas SSI they broke and disabled
>>217657023Update comes first.sudo apt update && sudo apt full-upgrade
>>217657120Roar
A toast to /brit/!Prosit!
might make a cup of tea. could be the move x
>>217657120i thought leon was meant to be aged up for this, why does he look 17
>>217657120He looks 17
arch by the by
>>217657120s
>>217656206Can't trust Brits with the internet.
Wish I had a bf who'd hug me and hold me close and let me suck his cock and would cum in my arse
life is not a strawberry
She isn't realI can't make her real...
>>217657134yeah... i pacman -Syuui have more advanced linux use cases
>>217657164heyy
>>217657115Yeah, I used to make this Turkish lentil soup, fucking delicious but that also fucks me up, I feel slugish and bloated, same with beans and hummus.
>>217657138A toast! And here's to many more!
>>217657165Arch users when they have to get up at 2am to install an update to allow left mouse clicks
>>217656206sir veillance state
upstairs neighbours are a londoner + northerner combo and i can't tell if they argue literally every day or if that's just how they talk
girlie wtd
Sir Gay Poo
honestly might just go bunting mental
love the mongs going "oh yeah i actually prefer these captchas" because they think it makes them cleverfucking 3 separate long as fuck puzzles.......not worth it
>>217657220Nova Scotia… what are you like?
steamOS is linux basedget yourself a gabecube
>Top UK General Warns Citizens Must Prepare for Potential War with RussiaOver status: it's
>>217657239i only have to solve 1 and then i can post without needing to fill out another for some timemaybe you need to get good
>>217657165>injection wounds on lips>orange nosegrim
i only get one puzzle and once i solve the captcha i dont have to do it again for like 20 mins :)
dunno why but every christmas/new year I get the urge to rewatch Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>>217657256They're just sabre rattling because the army can't recruit anymore
No thank you I won't die for Zionist Fascist Jewish freaks, I won't die in a war between mineral hungry Russian billionaire oligarchs and Ukrainian Bandera worshipping neo-Nazis
>>217657247
>>217657302why don't young people want to die for the country that hates them
>>217657256Operation Barbarossa II, launching 22 June 2031
Sir Keir Spyware
well that's my captcha solver completely grangled then
fat black woman served me kfc
i'm 36 will i still have to go to the war?
No race spam or non white posters are left after the captcha change. Cronem freaks were low IQ confirmed
>>217657347the woke reboot to end all woke reboots
>>217657360*plap sounds*
mental how over it is
You lads call every slop don't you. I could post a picture of my tea from last week, a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic and you cunts would still call it slop
>>217657299Fuck off yank
>>217657361im not allowed in kfc anymore after the spice rub incident
>>217657407shove it up your arse
+1 hasumi (swimsuit) to my archivescount
>Army Group North: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, BritainTarget: Murmansk, St Petersburg, ArchangelskArmy Group Centre: Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Netherlands, BelgiumTarget: Minsk, Smolensk, MoscowArmy Group South: France, Romania, Italy, Spain, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, TurkeyTarget: Crimea, Rostov, Volgograd, Astrakhan
>>217657361she fit?
>>217657407>a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaicshit fish and mush
12 pigs in blankets that NEED to be used today, guess i have no choice but to sir air fryer them
put them in the monkrowave
Why can't we just live our lives? Why does it have to be so over
>>217657299Fancy eating her snizz
Mental how easy it'll be to beat Russia in a war. They're 4 years into a 3 day war with their neighbour and were supposed to be scared of them? lmao
hi babes
>>217657439not particularly>>217657422what did you do
>>217657431we’re sitting this one out lad sorry x
>>217657465because we can't live our lives without women and women hate us
>>217657470your wife has three baby daddies
any of you incels live on your own? what's it like?
>>217657470you just know she smell good down there*eats her ass*
feeding 12 homeless lads with a pig in blanket each but only if they wink at megoing home and snogging my reflection in the mirror
>>217656909Zorin looks pretty good for beginners toohttps://www.tomshardware.com/software/linux/in-the-wake-of-windows-10-eol-over-780-000-windows-users-skip-11-for-linux-says-zorin-os-developers-distro-hits-unprecedented-1-million-downloads-in-five-weeks>Zorin has always positioned itself as one of the most approachable Linux distributions for people who don't want to relearn their entire workflow; version 18 seemingly takes that philosophy further than ever.>The developers describe it as "faster and more responsive," but the headline feature is the interface overhaul: a very familiar new layout that we'd describe as a hybrid of Windows 11 design with MacOS visual cues, including redesigned window controls, updated animations, and a more modern overall layout.>The system also introduces Windows-style window tiling, fully integrated and accessible without add-ons - something even many other Linux desktops still treat as an optional experiment.
>>217657431>Why won't they attack us? WHY?! We must attack them to get them to attack us. Don't understand the paranoia over a country that can't defeat Ukraine in over 3 years of trying.
>>217657472if the neolibs could have beaten russia in a war they would have done it by now
>my tea from last week, a lovely amber gilded Cornish cod with saffron beurre blanc and micro herb mosaic
>>217656939don't normally go for asian tings but she's lookin sweet as Hong Kong prawns darlin ni hao n dat
soldiers don't really matter when war would just be nukes flying
i’m a buff baby i can dance like a man
>>217657477breaded my bollocks and fried them
>>217657508Yes, probably like a buttery smell
Japanese women are Goddesses
>Up to 360,000 Russian Troops Stationed in Belarus, German Security Expert WarnsOh dear.Oh dear oh dear.
Haha what are women like eh?
>>217657472Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will come crashing down.
>>217657472>with their neighbouryeah and absolutely nobody else has been involved at all, funny that
>>217657558>Up to>Could be 360k>Or could be 3>Up to
summat wrong with me insidesbeen doing mega farting all day
mental how she hasn't been excommunicated from british politics for her disastrous budget and tenurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpH8q2Nkt-chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ulQOO_oyo
>>217657558Absolute bullshit lolThey have nowhere near that many reserves in Belarus, their drills in September were tiny
>>217657558Genuinely lads, what on earth is Putin up to?
>>217657552a combo of her natural smell and the intimate wash she uses
Just downloaded an image and it's a .webpGuess you'll never see it now :/
>>217657610
>>2176576194chan xt converts all files to be postable on the chon
ukraine = bajoransrussia = cardassiansnato = federationchina = dominion
>>217657498yhhave done for 7ish years now. i really like it and can't imagine living other way but that probably isn't a good thingi spent the first 6 months alternating between loving and hating it. now i think it's good but i have to make an effort to keep myself social because it's far too easy for me to go a month + without speaking to anyone in person except shopkeepers and delivery driver (i also work from home)
>>217657562Women want to be throttled and put in place. They'll tell you otherwise, but their brains are incapable of telling the truth most of the time
>>217657604*turns to the camera*and that was from rorke, our smelly bedroom correspondent, who disagrees with German military intelligence services
>>217657256what will it be lads? going to die in a war or feminization and HRT?
There’s some /brit/ poster out there that can’t for the life of him figure out the new captcha at all and can’t post
>>217657651xt is broke due to the new verifications
>>217657651the hell is an xt, speak english boy
>>217657653yh i work from home most days too and would likely not see a single person outside toil for weeks if not months at a time
>>217657660what an annoying bitch, not watching all that
>>217657633mad how popular those ridiculous propaganda games got
>>217657633choonhttps://youtu.be/4mMd8r7gPSY?si=gSYSGMcTU1oderPM
>>217657652And the Ferengi are...?
>>217657662That would be leftypolRorke loves Russia
>>217657669edit the 4chan XT script, replace !((el = $('#t-msg')) with !((el = $('#t-msg, #t-task'))
>>217657597should be lined up against a wallalso lol she's trying to cater to the yanks so hard that she even has EST time in the thumbnail for her stupid show
If you can't figure this out you don't belong here
Lot of war stories popping up lately. Reckon the politicians are aware of a Happening coming soon and are preparing us
>>217657682i think living alone is a slippery slope for lots of people (myself included), freedom to do what you want also leads you into bad habits
>>217657660You're a dumb yank incel chud and the woman in that webm clearly has some extreme freudian type sexual desire for her father
>>217657685Yeah she's got American wigger body language issues
>>217657702you know who
https://youtu.be/BpWGPT638U0?si=TBpG6Kqc5rjtJOlv
https://youtu.be/cpM_LxT2lboLike this song a lot recently :)Vocalist has a lovely voice
>>217657702gene roddenberry said they're irish
How on fucking earth are we going to beat them?
russians are using cyber warfare against me
>>217657712is that jquery in 2025 omds
i'll believe we're going to war when the government attempts to drum up nationalism by actually doing something about the 'grants
>>217657713we need to exile her to america like andrew wakefield (the guy who lied about MMR causing autism)
putinbots on a freaking mad one rn
>>217657721it's not that it's hard it's that it's long and takes more thought than mindlessly typing a few letters
might hop on tren
>>217657731im living in a tiny cluttered house with people who hate me atm
can't stop fucking farting
I will not fight in the 47th European civil war
rorke living a life of inceldom simply because chooses to be an open racist bigot
>>217657752a little help from our friends :)
i'm just not going to gosimple as that
Mihai is watching American Dad clips in heaven right now
I remember there was a lad here going on 'zempicYou about?
think an illegal immigrant is using my email to run his justeat accounti get order confirmation emails every day
>>217657821scream
how did they get changed so quickly on stars in their eyes?it was filmed live
now that i think about it, why the fuck hundreds of thousands of young british lads go and willingly die just because germany wanted a piece of poland?
listening to some music and rocking tf out!
Take a knife and drain your life
>>217657766They’ve already cut immigration by a lot
I can't believe it's actually happening this time
got moo deng in the air friar
>>217657792get yourself on the bog my sonfarts are a telegram from turn town
>>217657849If I see weed I gotta light it ^_^
>>217657849
The notion of a Chinese social credit score was a total myth, based on a proposal of one Chinese politician, that was roundly rejected as a policy by the Community Party of China.Meanwhile, Westerners do in fact literally have a social credit score. One that they aren't even informed of and can't request to see the value of - collected and organised by big tech, social media companies, and palantir scraping your data and building an AI managed file on you.
>>217657816al-rorki
9 year old girl stabbed by a brownoid earlier...
>>217657558frightened_bradley.jpg
>>217657860>air friargot free willy in the monkrowave me
>>217657842People were easier to manipulate back in the day. Were just told it was their duty
>>217657851by "does something" he means take them to extermination camps
>>217657870
>>217657834tonight matthew, i'm going to be without an answer to that question
>>217657851only compared to boriswave levels, i mean 1/10th 2019 numbers if not more
>>217657805
>Indian police have confirmed that Bondi Beach attacker Sajid Akram was an Indian citizen, originally from Hyderabad in the southern state of Telangana
on the port again love port meits christmas anyway
>>217657877how do you know he was brown?was in a pretty white areaonly thing is that they haven't immediately released information about the suspect so that is pretty suspicious
>>217657889You're drowning in the semen of your billionaire zionist owners
>>217656206All this authoritarian shit is happening here, australia and all over Europe.My tinfoil hat is telling me it's connected to the upcoming Happening the government is preparing us for. Maybe they want to constantly track us so we can't dodge conscription or something idk Thoughts?
>>217657891what the fuckhow do you know my name
it's just another day in a crazy world!
ate dinner but still hungry
>>217657910Saars... not like this...
right then where's mousedips
>>217657930only brown people stab little girls
https://youtu.be/0PinJNTOcSc?si=ihFO4DL4S_NPH4Gxaverage amerigod
Chris Spargo cuddle pillow out of stock
>>217657944the rich know everyone else is out for blood now, and the muslim immigrants scare them even more than lefty students
>>217657962what about ted bundy
>>217657949pass users now have access to a facebook button next to a persons postjust looked you up with that
Nobody can actually make me take it to be fair.
>>217657910mad how many different countries they can come from
>>217657944bit pointless when we're all cheerfully going to go to prison to avoid a war anyway
>>217657985used to take that when those bastards told me i had bipolar
>>217657562
>>217657985>>217657933
>>217657985is this SSRI?
>>217657980He was swarthy
Will I be conscripted if I have menthol elves?
>>217657980Birth name Tedwahir Al-Buhndi
>>217657962leftypol absolutely seething over this
>>217657980doesn't count
>>217658005Yeah that's why I'm meant to take it (I'm not taking it)>>217658018Antipsychotic
>>217657944i think you're the one they call 2016mong
>>217657562escaflowne is shoujo romance and it's literally the bottom image
>>217657980they were all lead poisoned in them days
>>217658023>>217658035>>217658045hahaha three different funny responses
>>217657985Depends how bad you getYour consent is only respected for so longLook after yourself
>>217658048I don't trust those things
/tv/ has been thoroughly grinched lads/brit/'s influence grows
>>217658086Why are we still pretending a fancy predictive text is going to change the world
>>217658086it just keeps getting worse and we're powerless to change it
Captcha is ridiculous
>>217657944It all started to kick off when people could see Israel's war crimes on tiktok
>>217658122because if we don't the entire western economy collapses
>>217658122because the shit is really gonna hit the fan when it all comes crashing down
the south of france
>>217657888>bringing it down from 800k to 799k is MORE than enough, actually!
>>217658145Get a grip, it's 10x faster than typing in letters
Love however everyone just casually ignores Trump built a concentration camp called Alligator Alcatraz in Florida where thousands of Hispanic people have disappeared to and never been heard of again
ouchie
we don't have an immigration crisis, we have a women crisis
>>217658189[Scanning...][Scanning...][Scanning...]ERROR: 00.00% British Culture Found!
>>217658189Why don't Brits build one of those then? Already got the island part
>>217658213
>>217658221Kys
>>217658117too busy
every politician that gets a private sector job after his mandate should be executed
>>217658189not my problem, is it?
>>217658235No need to be mad because I'm right
>4chanx updates 10 mins after i cleared cookies and lost easier captchasi'm seriously going potty over all this
eating rotten cold mincehope it makes me ill
Escortmong if he's Australian:DINGO ATE MY ESCORT
might buy a barbour jacket for my walks x
>>217658264diddums
rorke and the missus
this captcha is making me freak
>>217658344ok good for him
>>217658344>shite forced gimmick
always get a bit lonely in this bit of the run up to christmas. gets dark and it's cold and it's just me and catberg in my house so i just take sleeping pills and go to sleep really early.
How about some good non-happening news?>Universal Studios UK granted planning permission
>>217658344odd that if you put too much effort into your appearance as a man you start looking like a bender
just used the scroll bar to find the captcha that's not like the rest
good year for me
hi im doctor poopenshiti'll be your GP for today
>>217658381wont need an amusement park when we're all dead from war
>>217657712>>217657761jQuery and Monokai in 2025. For shame
>>217658400let me touch bagene
>>217658381*nothing happens*
I use arrow keys and space, much faster for me as I'm a good gamerplus the odd one out is predictable in its pattern
>>217658402NO NO NO NO
>>217658381silly cunts have forgotten about the weather
>>217657796>a little help from our friendsCorrect
speaking of amusement parks, imagine all the naughty things that occur there
Zeidy been real quiet since the new captcha
>temp blocked due to abuse???
Fuck 4chan
>>217658438>Lithuania 1943
i will never buy 4chan pass hiroshima nagaski
>>217658445>>217658445new
>>217658443does it block the incel site that shall not be named
>>217658437fuck off
Captcha is so dumb.
>>217658086>honorored
