Oxford United edition (bring back smoking in pubs sub-edish)
mami
>>217658161>>217658164this is more true than you lads knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlmhhh9HYqc
>>217658479Facts don't care your feelings, incel
read an article on how the US/UK special relationship won't survive the UK's war on free speech
>>217658483lorda mercy
>>217658455this is there way of trying to get you buy a pass. wont last indefinitely
>>217658498a price worth paying to keep yanks at a distance
Terrible captcha
>>217658498It's over for the Pax Amerirorkus
>>217658515It's fucking stupid
>>217658445my grandad used to play for oxford
rorke replying to posts in the previous thread
captcha is piss easy
FUCK OFF I HATE THIS CPATCHA KILL YOURSEVSNEWJKSDS
>>217658533Fuck's up with the shapes
>>217658489nobody watching this shit
rrokes knob
>red an ardigle on haw tha you ess you kayy speshaal relashonship waaan'd sarvive tha you kayy's waaar aaahn free speesh
>>217658498Let me in
>>217658393How'd you get that little picture?Mine's just a big list of shite
>my gwandad uthed to pway for okthford
>>217658533quicker to solve than the previous one and seems to keep the belgian black willy enjoyer at bay. can't see a problem me.
anything that requires the slightest bit of effort sends you lot reelingthey dont make em like they used to
>We’ll email you when it’s ready — it takes up to 10 working days.get on with it you fucking CUNTSi need to do my fucking TAX
Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all
final christmas gifts arrive today
legit cackling at these idiots raging at the new easier captcha
>>217658498Have a look at the "free speech" of pro-Palestine students on American college campuses, you fat dumb fuck
>>217658569stay ignant
>>217658591click the share button and then it will give you some images
>>217658592yeh he's dead now but my mum has newspaper aticles saved talking about how this little dwarf of a man jumped and headed in a winner. was quite exciting as a wee nipper, reading about what this grizzled old drunk used to do. played up front.
>>217658638umpussy
>>217658595they dont rape them like they used you
You're no good for me I don't need nobody
it dont matter to me cos all i wanted to be was a million miles from here somwhere more familiar x
>A reader asked The Ethicist: Our son can't hold a job, rarely bathes, hasn't brushed his teeth in months and refuses basic self-care. As my wife and I are getting older, we're planning for his long-term support. Can we make the vasectomy a condition of our support?https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/magazine/son-vasectomy-ethics.html
>>217658626they were allowed to worship muslimswhat they weren't allowed to do was riot, take over buildings and attack university staff which is what they didmeanwhile you get jailed in the UK for silent praying
>>217658636cheers x
>>217658663they're calling it a rorke genocide
>>217658663>we ignored the signs of autism in our son because we are perfect parents and everythings his fault so now we want to castrate him
>>217658566ahaha you must be a right thicko
>>217658580wow you must be some sort of genius
>>217658680bet you play cyberpunk and skyrim with female characters in first person
>>217658652did you ever get around to investing all of your parents money into tesla like i told you or were you too busy dick riding mousefreak?
>>217658658Thank God Lilly Allen's version didn't supplant the original unlike fucking Amy Winehouse and Valerie even though it's a far superior cover
>>217658703what are you on about you raped schizo freak?
>>217658663literally meexcluding part about job
>>217658498There is a clear ideological drift in Britain, it's less obvious in the US. Likely the real breakdown is the isolationism of the US and it's willingness to sacrifice europe to ensure it's continued political and economic superiority. Europe is succumbing to communist, moreso marxist, ideology extremely quickly though it's a twisted mix of capitalism to retain power, using communist social policies to suppress the population. Zero investment into communities, high income tax rates, low investment into infrastructure and social security. But importing in find people under the guise of socialism for capitalist purposes as well as suppression of native populations.Really when you break it down, it's evil and it's full scale war on the native populations who built the societies they live in, only to be hijacked by evil jews and sociopaths. We had monarchs which served a purpose. Now baseless marxists run the nations into the ground through greed and spite.
>>217658709lily's version is better by far hun
>>217658393tranny games
>>217658653did you send me bougatsa already?
>>217658736that's the one with jennifer laurence, isnt it?
>>217658715>Tesla is forecast by Morgan Stanley to have one million robotaxis on the road by 2035oh nothing
>I've just been there turning the solving rates into a speedrun game. And we're also going to get auto-solvers for it very soon
>>217658760mad how people in little meme countries which spend all their time scouring the new of countries that matter
>>217658763the raped
>>217658674>they were allowed to worship muslimsNope, supporting Palestine was enough for the authorities to try to deport them (blocked by the courts)>meanwhile you get jailed in the UK for silent prayingThat person was doing it outside of an abortion clinic. I think there's a law saying people can't undertake religious activities within 200m of an abortion clinic because it could intimidate patients. Excellent law. The more fat yank faggots seethe about it, the better.
yeah mate i'll just call stuff the government does that l dont like 'communism'
>>217658663There's an episode of Fisk where a mother makes her son's share of the will contingent on him getting the snip wnd the joke gets inverted by Fisk immediately pointing out that it's well established in estate law that you can't force your beneficiaries to mutilate themselves
there are fellas posting here who have never touched a female pussy and i think thats a disgrace
>>217658663Posing that question says A LOT about their parenting. Likely control freaks who refused their son any independence growing up, crippling his development. Likely autistic so could adapt past this like most others would. The irony is he would not need a vasectomy because he's probably never had sex, and likely never will again if he has. A gesture of complete control over someone is to castrate them. I despise these people.
>>217658787>Excellent lawwrong actually, abortion is inherently evil and every means possible should be used to convince people not to be propagandised into staining their souls in such a way
>>217658763you don't actually believe things that ket addled mong says do you lad
hi, I’m just wondering have you got any kind of like sort of punky electronica kind of grime kind of like new wave grime, but kind of maybe like more broken beats, like kind of like dubby broken beats but a little bit kind of soulful, like kind of drum and bassy but kind of more broken drum and bass, like broken beats with like breakbeat kind of broken drum and bass, kind of…
it's over...
>>217658770Boris Jewnson brought in 5 million poo people. There's no alternative to mass migration in the UK.
Are you chuds ready to fight to protect the UK from Russia?
>>217658819ktim it really is a disgrace
>>217658834the incel opinion
>>217658760That's a nice little propaganda piece to smear nigel. Not that I would support him, but it's getting all too obvious now people know how jews work.
I fancy Zarah Sultana.There, I said it.
>>217658702no to femaleyes to first person
Se um dia a Angela deixar eu (negão bem dotato de 20cm de pica e 8cm de grossura) comer o cu dela eu prometo que fico so na portinha entrando e saindo.
>>217658877um i can see his little netrunner
>>217658834>i should be able to rape a woman and force her to have the childNo you shouldn't Rorke
>>217658895Actual child porn.
>>217658886omg wrong thread, confused brit with bra again
>>217658895Big um from me you little freak
Ariana Grande stuns
might start drinking again tonight
Tried to install grapheneOS but Sir Keir Starmer knocked on my door and told me to stop
>>217658850really will all be over once are Keith dies
>>217658899interesting that you think rape is a likely event in 2025's Britain leftypol, care to explain why that is?
Gonna make my fortune investing a couple thousand in the most overhyped company in history while it's at the top. Also bitcoin.
>How about some good non-happening news?>>Universal Studios UK granted planning permissionYeah what this country really needs is more Americanisation
right thats a loli with her feet in the air
>>217658843Respect the trend but dont worship it.
Janny on point today, top lad. Perma ban that cunt.
>>217658945corr blimey
>>217658858I'm coming Japan mate移住させてくださいビッグセックスフォアユー!
>>217658873She is proper peng but an idiot unfortunately
>>217658829boomers init
>>217658873>>217658960How is she proper peng? Your average skinnyfat paki
>>217658941Oh no! Not jobs, investment and improved rail infrastructure!
>>217658947robot servant in every home by 2029 too. mars colony by 2031.
whos that other commie with a busted face but a great body?>>217658873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyx80JUanPI
>>217658929Because of misogynists like you, Rorke
>>217658992Keeper, although it's becoming far more common to believe this
>>217658989The profits will be going to America
its a bitta sweet symphony thats life
scranning a chicken wang y'all
>>217658997Ash Sakar probably
I was 20, I’m 47. Still the same feeling. That’s called great music.
if you've got nausea, heartburn, indigestionupset stomachDIARRHOEAAAAA
>>217658663>can't hold a job, rarely bathes, hasn't brushed his teeth in months and refuses basic self-care>has to be proactively stopped from reproducing
is it true you can't call a spade a spade
>>217659036yes, what an unfortunate face, body is good doe
*walks into you*
>>217658989Can't we do this without opening a huge American theme park?
got a potluck thing tomorrow with a friend group where everyone is vegan or has food sensitivities or some nonsense. it's exhausting and i'll probably poison one of them by accident
>>217658996The bubble is popping, Tesla has enough hardware to get a safe bet. They delayed our job reports to try to lessen it. Crypto caught on to the delay weeks ago. Flash crashes are coming from dumbasses. If Elon opens up space x he will be a trillionaire. People will vastly overpay for a piece and acesss
>>217659079because of woke
what have i walked into here then?
>>217658989>*Imports a fresh batch of Nigerians and Indians to build and staff it and Americans to oversee it*
>mfw brits dont have dunkin donuts
>>217659095I break his cheek bone*he smiles*
>>217659095someone post the webm
>>217659104just bring wee wee
>>217659127yes we do
a pizza hut, a pizza hut, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut, mcdonald's, mcdoland's, kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
>you're cute
>>217659104bring poo
>>217659127we had it here but it closed, I make better donuts
>>217659160*does the gay dance*
>>217658873>liverpool shirtShe's from Birmingham though. Glory supporter
>>217659127had dunkin d's when i was over therequite like the doughnuts etc but dont like the mexicans who work there
watching chinese mums try other chinese mums' chow mein
lee rigby's decapitated head groyper
>>217659200fuck off you evil cunt
>>217659146>>217659163well yes that goes without saying
>>217659200what happened here
>>217659200what happened to herI want to know
>>217659174homemade donuts always look so delicious
>>217659174SCREAMING
>>217659225hey he's one of my mutuals
My cousin is way more hench than me now BUT only because he’s taking steroids now all my family are talking about how big he is and not me because they’re fucking stupid and don’t know he’s using steroids am raging
>>217659144
>>217659251why do u keep posting this
>>217659243>>217659248Watch how her head snaps back off the wooden part of the bench and you'll know
still haven't watched it, someone describe it to me
having a poo literally right nowcoming out like gravymad really
>>217659275she was fine though yeah
>>217659273probably the newest heathergimp fixation
Those skims x north face adverts shouldn’t be allowed because they make me want to wank
>>217659251some sort of negro specimen
luv me kentucky fried chook
>>217659279she got clarted
>>217659288Haha yh mate course
>>217659288anon, I...
>>217659267kek thanks
If you don't understand and use good manual handling practice, you could experience one or more of the following: Fractures Damage to muscles, ligaments and/or tendons Spinal disc injuries Trapped nerves Abrasions and cuts Burns Work-related upper limb disorders Hernias Death
>>217659283Hello literally me
>>217659200
Big fan of the new captchasWell done guys!
>omg an foid fell while drunk and made a funny face that means she witewwy broke her entire spine guys we need to help her and shame the people who post it!fuck off neurotic
>>217659279woman thrusting her erect penis into a pumpkin until she spurts cum at the end
woke up this morning, got a poo moon in your japs eye
>>217659253super airy and fluffy>>217659258what does SCREAMING mean in /brit/
>>217659225We respect Lee Fucking Rigby round these parts
>>217659319clause 4, paragraph 7 of leftypol's enthusiastic consent contract
Some of you I bet
>>217659322you're me and I'm youand together we're having a poo
mmgh choglit covered cherrys
>>217659338Just means we scream when we read things, most of us are autistic
>>217659328Don’t act all high and mighty like you care about women when you call them “foid” you piece of shit
>>217659355looks liek the missus after our session ahaa x
>>217659338it's similar to poo screaming but less poo
>>217659200Lee Rigby would’ve never let this happen
(still some poo of course but a bit less)
>>217659338looks amazing, maybe i should try making them sometime
poo seal41.86% (18 votes)biomass posting13.95% (6 votes)Charlie Bigham's13.95% (6 votes)autumnclue9.3% (4 votes)black pussy CHANGED rorke9.3% (4 votes)Gary's Economics zesty ahh thumbnails2.33% (1 votes)kosher salt2.33% (1 votes)tradesposting2.33% (1 votes)work clobber bee2.33% (1 votes)Irish diaspora2.33% (1 votes)Dead general
that's not very fluffy little marshmallow content
OK can we stop with the gore please
what a deal
>>217659380ok
It’s over
UUGH UUGH UUGH
ough
>>217659433>>217659433>>217659433New
>>217659338People in /brit/ say things like "screaming" to mean they find something funny. I guess it's an exaggeration of laughing out loud.
desperate
>>217659380nothing quite like a romantic walk on the tracks
>>217659432Why
off to bed x
7 for £10 Frozen Party Food at Asda
actual new>>217655526>>217655526>>217655526
>>217659447Why do you keep posting early threads, day after day. FUCK OFF
>>217659369but what does it convey? a positive or negative feeling?>>217659388lol>>217659415thanks fren, I actually took the recipe from an old English cook, they taste just like the donuts you get in Greece on the beach, instantly was transported into my childhood when I tasted them.Here's the link to the video and recipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnynmXq6dEwIts a very easy no knead recipe
off to bed
great just found out I have fucking autism
>>217659380i will never understand the indian predisposition to get killed by a train. seems like it's wired into them.
>>217659509why so early
>>217659515ok
>>217659501Fresh hot donuts mog cold ones
>>217659458Yum.
>>217659518It's like us an balconies
>>217659473Ukrainian MP’s want him gone
>>217659200can't tell if she's making a face because of how silly she's mad herself look or because she's genuinely having a spaz attack
having a reet laugh with the lads in frbetter than chatting with you freaks
why do Indians always hang around train tracksswear most videos I see from India involve trains, either people clutching to them like a swarm of ants or being run over by them
>>217659501See here: >>217659453People in /brit/ say things like "screaming", "hooting", "hollering" to indicate they find something funny.
>>217659530Always >>217659458would
>>217659501i was laughing at you, you delusional fuck. you like pretending to be stupid for attention yet?
>>217659550So much fun that you still felt the need to come and tell us yeah? Hahaha fucking virgin
Just got called a luddite gimp in Currys
>>217659553where do you see such videos you lying bastard
>>217659558ok>>217659564easy there big guy
>>217659576yeah cos your jelly x
>>217659549Um mate…
>>217659530Whilst this is true, there's something to be said for an ice cold iced donut with a bunch of chopped up mars bars and other stupid shit on top
Post THAT webm. You know the one.
bit of a tune this like
ummie x
>>217659594why arent you posting that webm of that lad with the popcorn and the girl next to him
>>217659599probably one of the smaller ones here, actually.
wish I could sprecht deutsch
>>217659525horrible being awake innit
guess who is rorke
Zany goofball or brain damage?
>>217659615Deano shite
>>217659588just buy the Hisense telly, chud
>>217659666um
>>217659633well then don't start shit, I'm a nice guy
>>217659666wtf
>>217659645Legs, arse, and lower back are literally all aching right now
It took me about 10 minutes to figure out the new captcha and my IQ is around 130.I don’t think that a black person could solve it T.b.h
is Wales bigger than Belgium in size
>>217659640ich spreche deutsch
>>217659719looks like rancid dough in a bread maker
>>217659611
>>217659719I'm a bit of an architect myself but that ass is just nasty and cellulite-y
investing in poo
>>217659599if something is particularly funny you use the prefix 'poo'
>>217659688dont think the usual mongs have been spamming since it came inmousey must be fucking furious
>>217659666
>>217659719
>that ath ith jutht nathty and thellulite-y
>>217659666don't like when you do this
>>217659694don't know
>>217659694ask your mother
>>217659741funny catbergs
>>217659699Guten abend ^^
white people be afraid of salt
>>217658920did this two weeks back and now i'm grangled
>>217659801why did it go so downhill for Aishashe was a regular cute girl when she was in first year, then turned into a proper munter
>>217659741this is AI
>>217659745ok I got it, thanks. >>217659765whats your problem?
>>217659501 thanks for the link, looks manageable for a dummy like me. oh what i wouldn't give to be on a beach in greece eating donuts right now
>>217659829190.
>>217659819ja ja, und so weiter
>>217659829She’s British
>>217659801feel like this was the metamorphosis stage between when she was sexy and when she was reborn as a comfy cushion
>>217659824them thar niggas is havin' strokea
I stopped caring about politics after realising how retarded the average politically vocal person is tbqh
Christ my arse fucking stinks
anyone got the aisha nudes190?
took me about 2 seconds to figure out the new captcha and i thought you lot were all joking about it being difficultcan't believe how mongy most people are
>>217659829Happens to every British woman
>>217659864give it a wipe with toilet paper and post the result
>>217659860Why does that have any bearing upon how much you carr about politics
am I on fucking mute or somethingCan’t buy a reply in here tonight
>>217659864don't remember this line in the bible
is there a website where i can buy a pass third party so my card statement doesn't have the fake company name 4chan always uses
>>217659834beautiful cat with homophobia
>>217659835Yeah, this guy is a former cook, has great easy recipes. I'm gonna make his steak pies next because they don't make those here and I really enjoyed eating them when I was in the UK.
Janitor we need your help
>>217659882so..... YOU;RE A PEDO
>>217659864how and why are you sniffing your own arse?
>>217659801Feel bad for her
>>217659896we've been onslaughted by spaki and heathermong spam for the past 24 hours. everyone's mentally worn out
just seen some disgusting imagery
>>217659887not true though is it
>>217659833Don't think so
>>217659909use bitcoin
>>217659666repent
>>217659860I stop caring cos it’s easier not to have a horse in the race. Can just watch from the sidelines, puzzled and amused.
*hears the nonce alarm go off*oh for fucks sake not again
>>217659896sorry but i'm only posting when i really really want to (to complain about the captchas) with these shit captchas
>>217659931it's beautiful actually
wonder if she's been shagged up the arse
feel like shit from laying in my bed and doing nothing for 2 days. mad how i used to feel like this all the time in my neet era
>>217659935not figuring all that bollocks out for one purchase
>>217659912I miss Aryan
>>217659829she aged and gained weight>>217659887true>>217659927why?
>>217659963'
>>217660007all gods creatures are beautiful you atheist pos
umming hard rn
Oh I'll be the one to report it shall IFucks sake
>>217659995>she agedmate she turned 27 this year, not exactly old is itplenty of fit girls in their late 20s and beyondnot like she's 45
>>217660007:)
itty bitty titties and a thong
>>217660020janny's downed tools
just witnessed someone suggesting that they would be reporting a post
how many wanks did he do in there
>>217659433>>217659433>>217659433
Just seen someone announce a report
don't worry lads it's still on the archive
>>217658445UP THE OX
>>217659934love to see arrogant catbergs getting a taste of their own medicine
/brit/ has a much bigger meltdown when you post tranny-hate images compared with posting CPjust something I've noticed
>>217659915i like how how his voice is so calm and almost soothing. steak pie is lovely this time of year. i'll be making tourtiere soon for the holidays, minced pork pie spiced with cinnamon and cloves