edition
Bloody love tits truth be told
what's the owo
the raped
>>217663286Yeah?Tell us why
jumping around
They call me the infallible
lovely jewess
>>217663299
Just mentally dominated chatgpt lmao
This winter feels a bit colder than the last one.
just saw the most beautiful greek girl at a cafe and was reminded of what a vile incel slug I am
>>217663325Are you listening to that House of Pain song?
>>217663333for me its tit monster Kat Dennings
>>217663333
>>217663335stupid yank cunt embarassing himself again scream etc
>>217663346bloody global warming
>>217663356How do you know she was Greek?
>>217663335Or you could just not be a retard and don't drop your phoneHad my current one since 2019, has no case, and never cracked it
>>217663346Maybe fo you guys, I got a mosquito that woke me up last week
Da joozesses
wonder how her keynote speech went
laughing at all the retardos who can't figure out the captcha
>maybe for you guys, but not me, a bulgarian!>btw i'm a bulgarian poster from bulgaria aha x
>>217663308Think of it like downloading FLAC CD rips with complete cover art scans for free, while posting directly to this site is like paying for Spotify Premium and still getting served ads.>>217663324Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>217663409your more boring 'mick by far 'fic
>>217663378She had hairy toes
>>217663431sad, isnt it
>>217663431He'll get bored in a day and we'll never see him again. Happens with all the JFs at some point or another.
>>217663366andrew WK is a lucky man
>>217663458wish I looked like this it's not fair
more like bulge area
>>217663433Oh and the Spotify audio is only 256 kbps AAC.
Been in bed for 5 hours with my feet too hot from having socks on, and the second I take them off, I need a wee. Typical. I need to put my socks on to go for a wee you see because I don't want my bare feet on the dirty bathroom carpet.
>>217663433Youre using a paedo botnet to post hereWhat else is there to say?>>217663434No idea what this means
>>217663458indeed>>217663431its because they are right above us
>>217663498most*>.< xx
miserable cunt, me. no clue how to sort myself out
>bathroom carpet What the fuck
Been to Sofia and it was pretty grimreal authentic east europe with the fucked up pavements and so on
>>217663521
Toilet Bog Fart, the Farty Shith Poosident of the Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica
>>217663498And you're using TLS, and paedos also use transport encryption to harm kids, so you are on the same level.Retard.
migrating to a new email. removed the payment method, is it alright to abandon all of my accounts associated with the email or is there some kind of privacy danger? want to start fresh but made some good posts over the years x
anyone here remember soggy?
>>217663526Sofia sucks, should've gone to Plovdiv
>>217663534kek
>>217663536>Toilet Bog FartBizarreToilet Dump sounds better
>>217663526I think we could do it if we triedIf only to say, you're mineSofia know that you and IShouldn't feel like a crime
>>217663525Boomer landlord innit. Kitchen carpet as well. Bloody impossible to keep clean. One more thing goes wrong in this place and I start looking for somewhere else.
>>217663536scrambling
>>217663536leftypol screaming and clapping over this one
And the very latest from Ruby mong?
>>217663541Paedo freakSeek professional help before it's too late
pasta and tomato sauce
>>217663534thought that was thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/YcS45OMvQWs
>>217663559newcunt(toilet bog fart is an old gimmick from trump's first presidency x)
guy i have added on battle.net is literally on overwatch constantlylike 16 hours a day just queuing rankedHe's never peaked higher than Gold in spite of this.
mum keeps asking me why I shave in the kitchen, i can't just go out and shave on the street can I
>>217663578>couldn't even try to refute the pointSee what I mean? Hopelessly retarded. I shouldn't have bothered.
>>217663581No it's not, it's spam from spainpaedo that everyone else ignored.
>>217663576waiting for tattles reaction to her leaders event speech
>>217663566That is dystopian and I hope you can find somewhere nicer to live
>>217663581>confirming yourself as spaedoOh no no no
>>217663593why are you being mean to him
right lads I'm off to bed, up bright and early tomorrow to seize the day or somethiing
>>217663526>fucked up pavements and so onbeen outside lately? parts of eastern europe look nicer than the uk>>217663593ktim in summer 2017
>>217663521its too late for you because while the successful people were trying you were sitting around feeling sorry for yourself and making fun of them instead of taking your own advice and FUCKING OFF. now grovel
Tinycocklad here AMA
Bog fartDog fartBollocks full of cumEmpty them in a bender’s bum
>>217663629the raped
>>217663620i'm notbut he always asks me to go on my other account and help him rank up which I'm definitely not doing
>>217663629gingerpaedo meltdown
>>217663602You avoided all my questions about your reasons for using the website meant to share CSAMYour turbovirgin webtech non sequitur is not a gotcha
>>217663611Cheers mate it's honestly been one thing after another lately. Really nice area and good neighbours though. And the rent has been £285 a month for the last 10 years, for a one bed flat in a fairly posh middle class area. Swings and roundabouts.
>>217663378I'm Australia's leading race scientist
>>217663647>>217663650poetry.music to my ears..
>>217663657she looks like a man lol
>>217663657feel like a medieval peasant seeing this image, why are her eyes and mouth so big, why is there text saying "I'm gonna get in your mother"
>>217663608new>>217663617new
Bet her butthole stinks.
>>217663642ever get pussy pie?
umiana <3 um
>>217663667You're really going to shout 'paedo' at me for no reason (because you couldn't reply to or even understand the simple point I was making) then cry about 'muh non sequitur'?Your IQ is dangerously low.
I reckon I can probably pick up umbunny with one finger
Never seen an little aboriginal fella enjoying a twix
3:
>>217663670That's worth it honestly Have you considered getting a carpet cleaner?They can be had pretty cheap on sale and work quite well IME Doesn't help your cold feet though
>>217663705
>>217663657>>217663675She is right. Contrary to popular belief, women can live without sex for years to no end.
Had enough of your shit catbergAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>217663458I bet a lot of zoomers have never heard Andrew WK, but they shouldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg&t=16
>So far, 39,292 people have crossed to the UK aboard small boats this year - already more than any other year except 2022.ehehehehehehehehe
>>217663534how does deano manage to have such glowing skin despite vaping and drinking regularly?
So I played some Yume Nikki now, and idgi
>>217663696Go ahead and post a screenshot of the front page of the website you're posting from then
>>217663732not sure why you think Germany is any better off>UK>Germany>France>Sweden>Belgiumall these countries are genuinely done
>>217663526Sofia is boringgot some pretty parts and some grim/soulful commie parts but there's not much to do and the women aren't all that
>>217663712I've got a spot cleaner but it's so loud I need to warn my downstairs neighbour and sort of coordinate it with her for when she's out. She never asked me to do that but it's the neighbourly thing to do.
I still can't believe David Lynch is gone lads. I thought we would get another season of Twin Peaks or at least another movie.This doesn't feel real. How can it just be over?
Irish Timmy's fiancée
>>217663687'
>>217663752Listing countries are we, impressive
Watching Justin Bieber streaming on Twitch
bodied that freak
>>217663770disgusting cancer tumours up and down her linea nigra
>>217663746You actually have no idea what I'm even saying lol.
>>217663772howling
>>217663629>tummy cropped outshame
>>217663752oh my DAYS rorke
>>217663784
Why aren’t there public playground's for adults. I want to have a swing and a slide on my lunch break
>>217663763Yeah but it's not that long and probably not that loud in her apartment. Worth it to suck out the years of poo and old food from the carpets, no?
>>217663729super gayhttps://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/XYZue7_NQewhttps://youtu.be/UEYaioeGcBkhttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/3TokaT9MPLMhttps://youtu.be/bVNlsIJrR80https://youtu.be/f2Mp0XRnGF8https://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/9Ftg4DzI3dshttps://youtu.be/gw6RhAG36AMhttps://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/N26N7lQHNW8https://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/Zn_VXThy5nshttps://youtu.be/XYZue7_NQewhttps://youtu.be/bVNlsIJrR80https://youtu.be/OqEZPdmevhchttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/sBk0eQ3V4MMhttps://youtu.be/ocEmcZjgAnQhttps://youtu.be/TC1AvkzjZr8https://youtu.be/f552cf86keshttps://youtu.be/suTh31egI9Uhttps://youtu.be/3T9epU7p7v0https://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/nUCodt4zVw4https://youtu.be/XYZue7_NQewhttps://youtu.be/UEYaioeGcBkhttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/mQxWYy1JaqUhttps://youtu.be/bVNlsIJrR80https://youtu.be/f2Mp0XRnGF8https://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/w46lAXIE4HYhttps://youtu.be/9Ftg4DzI3dshttps://youtu.be/gw6RhAG36AMhttps://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/N26N7lQHNW8https://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/mq5x3ZetnTYhttps://youtu.be/TC1AvkzjZr8https://youtu.be/f552cf86keshttps://youtu.be/suTh31egI9Uhttps://youtu.be/3T9epU7p7v0https://youtu.be/Z2pQDR-yS9w
>>217663729didn't realise how much he chadified over the years
so the german flag is actually 190no wonder he's such a freak
>>217663657KTIMhad this thought before as a busceltaking the bus is such an ick but I just can't be arsed driving to work in the mornings
I BELIEVE I have just witnessed some spamming / flooding
clicking on every one of those links
>>217663808I did clean around the toilet recently and it is better but still grim. I'd rather just wear socks or slippers.
I miss David Lynch so much lads
Alan Yentob in Swimming Costume Hyde Park Lido, 4 July 2011
the south africa poster is up there with dtfib for how boring he is
c
>>217663792I did and that's why I knew you were making a non sequitur to deflect from the fact you're posting from the site especially made to flood 4chan with CSAMYou could've explained how that is false in any of your replies but chose not toIt's clear to everyone why you didn't
Need a gf with a long cat sidekick she wears around her neck like a scarf. Need it
>>217663788irish timmy licking them all
Unexpected incel in shagging area
>>217663859Cor I haven't seen cash cab in years. For me it was the yank one with the comedian Ben something.
>>217663868>the site especially made to flood 4chan with CSAMNo it isn't. You are powerfully retarded. Please stop posting.
>>217663846Honestly can't argue with that Don't think I'd stop wearing them either even if I cleaned them as well as I could Stay cozy anon
>>217663883Good post this
>>217663883Lol
David Lynchan icon of cinemaan American geniushow can he just be gone
>>217663888Well, it is. You're free to explain to us how it isn't at any time. I know you think you're epically trolling me but we both know you're just wasting your precious time avatarflagging from the paedo botnet for attention in the middle of the night and only getting replies from me
>>217663887Ben bailey did a few roasts for Patrice and I think Jim Norton. Really good if you're a decrepit loner like me who still lives on the 2000s new York comedy scene with O&A
How Brits hold their pen
>>217663788:/
>>217663923I miss him
>>217663924Post your hand writing a timestamp
>>217663920Actually, I'm wasting my time responding to your retarded schizo interrogations while you pretend you are better than any of the other freaks you spend all your time complaining about.
>>217663909we've lost some big ones this year
It's Try to, not Try andYou mustn't separate the idea
okay I'll stop immediately, boss.
>>217663943Now why would you ever do a thing like that?
you runts liking the new captcha?
>>217663962okyay
>>217663989I'm a passlord so it doesn't concern me.
>>217663989disgusting fat cunt
American trying to teach a Brit the 'Try and' rule for the 300th time
>>217664005An American trying to teach a British person the 'Try and' rule for the 300th time*Please use proper grammar.
>>217664008kill yourself
>I'm a passlord so it doesn't concern me.
>>217664031UM x
an american try and teach me nuffin
>>217664031She's so cute
>>217663737by not worrying mate
are ghengismiss him so much lads
Brits struggle with the subjunctive hypothetical that even African American gangbangers serving life in prison know the rule to
given the right conditions, nile crocodiles can grow to 5 meters long
>>217664024
*enters /brit/*
>>217664071What is your endgame with this?Do you want everyone to stop posting here?If so then it's working
please come back big man ;-;
>>217664071
oh the kiwi was a botnet avatarflag all alongthat's disappointing
Me? Oh, I'm not a pitiful virgin slug. I have sex a lot of times, actually
Could the schizos go to bed please
finally done all my stupid christmas shopping i think
*exits /brit/*
>>217664093LolPC went for a tumble didn't he
This whole Chinaman scandal has me thinking about the first episode of the third season of Father Ted
>>217664104No shit
It's that not whichBrits don't know how to write restrictive clauses lmao
>>217664118oh, um.. bye
mad lad
>>217664118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlVRUkwYRI
>>217664129>It's that not whichhs?
>>217663895Cheers buddy I will. You too.
radar alert...radar alert...low blood sugar detectedstreet yam administered
Today was of the worst days this general has had in a long, long time
>>217664129You switched to Linux and don't know how to fix your text rendering lol
test
>>217663883Ktim
>>217663923Yeah Ben Bailey. Funny bloke and a great quiz host.
>>217664151lol did he?
>>217664125problem?
>>217664175you have one yes
>chungus khan
NEW HEATHERFREAK SPECIAL INTEREST ALERTjournalist grammatical errors
>>217664178Don't know why it neoclassical I doubt they did that in old timey Mongolia
>>217664147when did the general last have a good day in recent memory?
>>217664129Why is it not which?
>>217664129
lol post "poo nigger" and that one bradley next that's always a riot
>>217664197He doesn't know, he asked ChatGPT
>>217664178crikey he's massive
>>217664196I can't remember but today was particularly dogshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttJ2VD-Hjmg
>>217664147oh I could make it far worse
>ok let's start watching some girl getting shagged>immediately get bored and have to watch a tranny I'm mentally raped
Mad how much poo I've delivered today. Obscene quantity
Band name idea: Bathroom Carpet
>>217664210Ghengis means "big guy" in Mongolian.
>>217664178Have you listened to Dan Carlin's Wrath of the Khans? Absolutely essential if you've got any interest in that mongol empire.
>>217664182I disagree
New odd-one-out captcha is great for phonechads like me, just a quick swipe and I'm done
>>217664248so quirky x
>>217664236woah you go big guy
>>217664195Conquered the roman empire didn't he
excessive quantity of taco bell just went down my gullet
rorke booking a flight to bangkok
>>217664281sc
>>217664236>Billy WellmanWilly Bellman lol
>>217664197Brits are completely ignorant on restrictive and non-restrictive clauses
when the fuck is kitasan coming
Why'd Big Q delete his Twitter again?Lub BPD flare up is it?
Lub
>>217664318Yes because nobody cares because it's pointless and boring just like you
Americans are the ones upholding the traditional grammatical rules of the English language
Oopsie haha
>>217664322the 18th
>>217664147shut up you girl
>>217664129>>217664318>>217664349FOY
>>217664318Your image says "which" is fine in restrictive clauses in British English
My bathroom handwash smells lovely. Pink blossom and lotus flower it says. Wish my balls smelled like that all the time.
this was a pretty good movie about genghis khan. i think it was supposed to be a trilogy but the other movies never got made
>>217664371¿qué estás haciendo en el hilo británico?
lubby chudder
British journalists don't know the adverbs ending in -ly hyphen rule. It's taught to American kids in elementary school.
anyone else had a gangsta phase in the 2000s? sideways hats, sagging jeans, toothpicks, dribbling the b ball down the street?
>>217664387You sound hungry
>>217664387ever had a lob on and shagged a woman?
It won't let me post images on my phone any more. Gutted. Got loads on here as well.
>>217664423Works on my machine
>>217664385¿Qué haces vos? :0
>>217664438Works on my desktop but I'm in bed. I'll keep trying...
>>217664423Take this one lad
>>217664387very and ly dont appear in those examples you retard
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>217664373AI is just being polite not to say that modern Brits are ignorant about grammar.Vintage British grammar books uphold the that/which distinction.
lulu chu's hairy chinese pussy
miss when /brit/ was more diverse but much like everything the rapid decline of the world int he last couple years destroyed that too
nigga stole my bike
voice outside my bedroom window is back
>>217664471there are two examples of -ly adverbs shown
just been drafted to the front lines of the war on Christmas
>>217664501the frog jabbar
Give the people what they want Give them what they voted for
>>217664507What's it saying?
>>217664387This is utterly wrong
Can absolutely guarantee someone is an incel zoomer and probably not white if they think Genghis Khan is cool
>>217663308so what does owo stand for
>>217664532UGHH UGHH UGHH
>>217664549sc
>>217664543Iron Maiden thought he was cool.
Haha he reposted the old post that I remembered
>>217664387is british english different to american english in this regard
rorke dropping the act over Christmas 'even wog kids deserve an unforgettable Christmas'
poo
>>217664546it's a furry emoticonbecause the nonce (david frederick hoffman) who runs the nonce botnet is a furry
>>217664562not really, its just a song mate. who doesnt like history, its fascinating
>>217664574Sounds like something Joe Biden would've said in the 80s
Let me guessThat post is from ten years ago
>he believed the faildox
rorke blowing bubbles on it and giving me the 'glark glark glark' for christmas
miss when /brit/ had good intelligent conversations, full of zoomers now
>>217664588>who doesnt like historymefucking boring shite
A bemused American pointing out the incorrect use of 'that' in a non-restrictive clause (in a British article, of course).
>>217664587>because the nonce (david frederick hoffman) who runs the nonce botnet is a furrydon't know what this isi just entered the thread
poo comes out of the bumholefact
its not (all) your fault anon. forgive yourself and you can move on with your life. find meaning, live with purpose.
>>217664612kiwifarms trannies doxed a random black guy and are attacking him because they think he runs a 4chan frontend
>>217664622prove it
rorke making a off-kilter remark about how its 'ephebophile , not pedophile' when his mum was explaining why his niece wasn't coming to Christmas
>>217664632that's quite funny to be fair
>A man was found dead inside a giant stegosaurus statue in Spain just hours after being reported missing by his family - police believe it was all one unfortunate accidentscr
>>217664626is that what you tell yourself about the rape?
>>217664543learning about history and different cultures is fun, who cares what's cool
>>217664651
miss when /brit/ was better
>>217664681
>>217664681he got the whole squad laughin
>>217664632>frontendis that something like 4chan X?
>>217664686Banchod
im young black and rich
miss /brit/
rorke playing the 'whats in the box game' and saying 'it better not be a paki' before putting his hand in
>>217664702bbc?
>>217664570no, but it doesn't change the fact that brits get this wrong almost all of the time whereas most americans get it right.that's because brits are not taught prescriptive i.e. correct grammatical rules in school.
>>217664686The past is a candle at great distance: too close to let you quit, too far to comfort you
>>217664716rorke has literally never done this.
>>217664725>it doesn't change the fact that brits get this wrong almost all of the time whereas most americans get it rightit would change the fact if british english had different rules from american english
>>217664660>>217664698No it's a website that lets you use hijacked IPs and special scripts to spam 4chan using a botnetIt was made to share CSAM by paedos and has a CP boardBasically every foreign flag posting the same mindless tired spam here is one freak using it 24/7 to epically pwn us
>>217664728deepyou got any more?
>>217664743You are talking to heatherpaedo btw.
rorke accidentally letting a fart out on the tube and blaming it on a migrant
>>217664766>>217664766>>217664766New
>>217664763why dont you just post here
>>217664725Were you taught to use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence, and for proper nouns like "Brit?"
>>217664752>CSAMwhat does this stand for
>>217664752why did you reply to my post about the stegosaurus
>>217664812I dunno
>>217664801>4cuck yup, you're a nonce
