been conscripted into the woke starmerwaffen
And the edish?
It's been been a better time to be a dole scrounger or some useless civil servant
bowlbo eidishion
imagine having to solve captchas, couldn't be me(yes i am quite proud that i have spent money on 4chan before you ask)
Starting to accept that women are the problem
>since 2024ain't the flex you think it is big dawg
been been
and what of reichsmarshall mouselord
>>217672996idk, my brain stopped
HELP THE CAPTCHAS ARE TRYING TO MAKE ME DO BAD THINGS. BILL GATES HAS TAKEN OVER THE CAPTCHAS AND IS USING IT TO SEND ME MESSAGES
Had a dream where my secondary school gf was some sort of ancient empress and as punishment for something I was forced to bathe in molten tree sap and after she whipped my blistered flesh woke up with a raging stiffy but I'm sure it wasn't related as I always wake up with some kind of stiffy
Haven't had sex since before Russia invaded Ukraine
every now and then i am reminded that yanks are socially pressured into tipping waiters and baristas and stuff, and this is normal to them, and the ones who refuse to tip (or at least claim to refuse) act as though it's some kind of revolutionary act
>>217673002kiwi post about:nz []himself []australia []bowlbo [x]
do any of you listen to the music links i post
>>217673085pre-covid for me. Pretty sure me nobbing a vagina caused it in some cosmic way
nth for the holodem
>>217673086>and the ones who refuse to tip (or at least claim to refuse) act as though it's some kind of revolutionary actJust say blacks mate
low class aussies look like this?
>>217673085That was only 3 days ago mate
>>217672975>he betrayed his waifuDisgusting
>>217673033mein furher... lord mouseposter... lord mousey was banned for posting the ponies. he was unable to complete his post.
i think bonnie blue is a deranged pervert but i might have a solidarity wank over her now that she's staring down 15 years in the slammer
>>217672912reminder that class is at the BOTTOM of the "lefty" progressive stackmeaning a female billionaire is considered oppressed by all working class men in "lefty" ideology, because sex > classtrannies get to invade women's spaces because trans > femalelefties treat rape victims as privileged next to their brown-skinned rapists, because race = maximum oppression pointsand the ideology > all, so a brown gay trans disabled right wing person immediately loses all sympathy
>>217673104Rorke blaming his failures on black people yet again
>>217673084>my secondary school gfFONT
>>217673106not as if every cunt in the UK doesn't have a mullet eitheryeah bro we get it you play amateur rugby and take sarms nice one pal
>>217673133She got a £10 fine and was let go
>>217673135>brown gay trans disabled right wing personJust say Rorke mate
>>217673144how many hours a day do you spend on 4chan?
shaving my head on the 19th of January x
>>217673187WHY MATE
>>217673096I noticed you posted links to nu-metal like Slipknot and Limp Bizkit. They've got some good songs
>>217673096NO
>Millions of pensioners, as well as those in receipt of certain DWP benefits including Carer's Allowance and PIP, will receive a bonus cash payment from the Department for Work and Pensions this month.>The annual £10 Christmas bonus from the DWP is now being distributed to eligible benefit claimants.>Introduced in 1972, this one-off payment offers a small financial boost to those receiving certain benefits, including state pensions, during the first full week of December, but it hasn't risen with inflation. If it had, it would be closer to £180 this year. makes you sick that it hasn't risen with inflation. Should be triple locked. Mr Abdullah and his wife need that Christmas Bonus due to the excess costs associated with Christmas for them this time of year.
I don't have a mullet
kiwi post about:nz []himself []australia []bowlbo []Bonnie Blue [x]
>>217673133jesus christ her vagina really is exactly what you'd expect a vagina that's been shagged by untold thousands of men to look like
>>217673198soft-launching my baldness by having a buzzcut for a bit
>>217673230zero up top and number 2 back and sides is it lad?
i mean to say aussie not kiwi. ive had too many VBs fml
>>217673224MAM MAM GET THE LAMBRINI ME CRIMBO BONUS COME IN!!
>>217673182Bout 1/2^-6 than rorke but enough to see him moaning about blacks, browns and women
>>217673128
>>217673265shut the fuck up lad!
aussie post about:nz []himself []australia []bowlbo []Bonnie Blue []x
>>217673150what's about low class british hairstyles?
>>217673106Imagine the stench emanating from this venue
aussie post about:nz []himself []australia []Bonnie Blue [X]
>>217673272well thats a lie. you're also in your mid 30s mate. its really pathetic. the lack of father in your life completely mindraped you didnt it
>>217673272>1/2^-664?
>>217673242omdz !!! he said kiwi!
>>217673253...yh
>>217673293Good job
>>217673085last time i bonked off was when cameron was still pm
>>217673314Don't know which boogeyman you're implying I am, rorke. I assume leftypol mindraped you yesterday and you're still seething
>Siblings facing eviction from their childhood home in East London after their mum’s sudden death from cancer have asked the council for “fairness and compassion”.>Hackney Council has told Joanne Thompson 44, and her brother Calvin Gray, 55, they will have to leave their home of over four decades because their late mum Megan’s tenancy was technically transferred to her from their father over 30 years ago, meaning it can’t be passed on to them.Why would passing on a council tenancy be allowed anyway? Because your mum was poor you're not entitled to subsidised rent your entire life?
>>217673296Not sure what you're asking here sorry. I'll answer if you can convey the message.
What a daft thread!
>>217673310done him
Mad how you can just show up in Oz and no one has a clue you're from 15000 miles away
>>217673360grow up mate. you're in the mid 30s and doing this literally every day. genuinely sad
>be american>have son>give him a stupid name like "chase" or "hunter">let a jewish doctor cut off part of his dick>send him to school>he gets shot>survives>$500,000 in medical bills (plus tip)
>>217673370Living with your parents at 55...At what point do you seriously consider self-removal?
Yes I'm RorkeYes I hate blacks, browns, and womenNo I don't care that it upsets you
>>217673394just go to sea countries, he'll get a lot SEAmonkey gfs
>>217673296If you're middle class or above and educated, you can tell someone's class by their haircut
>>217673404living with your parents well into adulthood was normal until like a century ago
>>217673413You’re lying I think
>>217673318Yh missed a "less" but what can you do
don't do morning wanks so i'm waiting for it to pass midday
>>217673409Hi Rorke I'm hungry
>>217673402why are you posting about america? your in australia and this is /brit/?? are you confused?
>>217673404When you're getting a 4 bedroom house for < £1000 a month in zone 2 London why would you move out?
Reminder that Canada is the real enemy
>>217673446bro... stfu
>>217673413corrr
>>217673409it doesn't upset me that your a evil piece of shit lol
>>217673402nigga you're named Holden
>>217673427But a century ago was a century ago wasn't it? That's how time works.
right i'm off, i'll be back on friday week
miss when /brit/ was good
>>217673379mullet hairstyle is somehow associated with low class. So, in video that british hasn't seen mullets, so, what's like low class hairstyles in britain?>>217673418like what? Slick back haircut = upper class old money like my tiktok old money accounts say?
>>217673310kiwi post about:nz []himself []australia [x]
>>217673479associating living at home with being a loser is a jewish trick to drive up house prices and enrich landlords
>>217673480an entire week made out of fridays????
Replied with name calling but I'm not upset :*},
>>217673446kiwi post about:nz []himself []australia [x]
sir smelly knob
>>217673503Mad. Just mad.
>>217673398Who mindraped you?
>>217673429no, lolthere are a lot of bule hunters or white hunters here. london boys = prestigious by seamonkey standards
cant be doing with these captchas. this shit so annoynoy
>and probably will be for life>Time cast a spell on meGet fucked sick to death of seeing this all over InstagramNobody cares you started a new jobNobody cares you went to Bali for a monthThey need to implement a feature where you can block reels with certain audio
the "lol" denotes how not-mad he is
>>217673491It's hard to describe but you just know it when you see it. People in Waitrose have better haircuts than people in Sainsbury's.
just wish these antipodeans would just kiss and get it over with
>>217673536Scranpocalypse
>>217673491>so, what's like low class hairstyles in britain?High fade, short on top with a line up (while being a white male).
British post aboutBritain [x]
>>217673546>>217673546See some right freaks in Waitrose though, the old noncey shut in types and granola hippy twats.
Cant believe how lucky Australians are being able to just go out and box kangaroos whenever they feel like it
>>217673536Elton Johminos
>>217673570As it should be
>>217673530you're the one in their mid 30s spending their entire life on 4chan doing what you're doing. you've been mindraped by your shit childhood. your dad has never and will never love you. you've missed out on so much because of that. everyone else got to experience it except you.
/brit/ supermarket rankings>tarq tierm&swaitrose>deano tiertescosainsburys>leftypol tierco opwholefoods>rorke tierasdamorrisons>wog tierlidlaldi
>>217673459Why do they hate us?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj69d89l8l5o
>>217673600>Nadine YousifAs Canadian as maple syrup that
new captcha is easier than it's ever been with autofiller haha
>>217673599I have to shop at Aldi I’m poor
>>217673599not this again
>>217673599>>wog tier>lidl>aldiIt's not 2009 anymore
redpill me on those AI videos of dogs saving babies on security cameras
>>217673600>lived and worked in England for decades and adopted our (correct) spellingshonorary Brit.
I don’t care if you mock me for shopping in Lidl. SEMENYO shops at Lidl and he makes £75,000 a week so shut up!
>>217673600What is Canadian spelling?
the economic, military and cultural center of the world
>>217673562>High fade, short on top with a line up>googled it>all black people
What code will we use to recognise each other on the frontlines of Ukraine?
>>217673645Same thing as American spelling, since Canadians and Americans are the same thing, despite what either of you say.
>>217673641is there mucho the rchoise bouyrnemouth
>>217673599>m&s is just average from 10 years ago
>>217673655What he's trying to say is wiggers are low class
>>217673655yes the lowest class of whites here are basically blacks
>>217673592To think posting "rorke blaming his failures on black people" was all it took to get your schizo neurons flaring. Mad
Canadians say zed thoughbeit
>>217673664I thought Canadians used British spelling since they’re a commonwealth country. Pretty sure I’ve seen them spell flavour, colour, etc. with the added u.
>>217673662remember when /pol/ was trying to spread a meme that we'd all have a playing card (4 of spades?) we'd show to identify each other in case of shtffucking hell 2016 was a fun time
>>217673662One side screams poo and the other seal, then we both scream in unison, jump out the trenches and suck each other off in the middle of no man's land
>>217673636did that on purpose didnt you
these british boys are too much for me
Someone zesty Foden that Frenchman
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TFwXbp9bLlY
Send the BAMEs (male) to UkraineSend me to the BAMEs' (female) bedrooms
>>217673677>>217673684who's whiter? an irish toilet cleaner or a homeless black?
the narwhal bacons at midnight is how you know a /brit/ lad is around
think catberg is norwooding
>>217673641Semenyo is going to Liverpool, so I'll mock your fraudulent ever decreasing hairline
>>217673686well that touched a nerve.mindraped irl and on here by me lol
>>217673701Canadians are yanks cosplaying as brits. This extends to fr*nch canadians btdesu
>>217673711I'm always correct on purpose lad.
>>217673725That’s a bloke with his ballbag tucked.
>>217673701>commonwealthit's spelled coummounwealth in here mate
>>217673736brown girls are all well and good until you see how dark and unappealing their fanny flaps are
I actually have an amazing true Phil Foden story that I can't tell you yetRemind me in about three months
>>217673725it's just banterit was a mind experiment
I can’t leave my roomI’m scared the postman will see me from the landingI don’t want to answer the door todayOr any day
leftypol seeing the numbers 67 and collapsing on the floor in conniptionsrorke seeing the numbers 67 and flying into an incel chud rage
>>217673756i'm afraid i'm too old and too much of a freak of nature to care so i will still spaff to him
>>217673785little nigger
>>217673769he's a woofter mate. we already know
>>217673713Um
>>217673795pscr
>>217673751what the fuckhonorary looks well wrongmy concession will be with you in 3 to 5 working days
>>217673795screamn
>>217673795howling
canada is just america's scotland
>>217673800My sources say otherwise desu
>>217673795Mods
>>217673734got any more of these old school youtube vids? loved that period
talking about products i brought
Mad how the gays coopted the rainbow flag which was meant for children
>>217673795Not on
really wasnt that funny
>>217673701apparently they use a bizarro hybrid, so they will say flavour and analyze
>>217673805It's been received and filed away safely. I'm glad we could resolve the matter amicably. I wish you well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhrX_Ud54Ts
>>217673830the rainbow flag was made by God for R NHS read genesis sometime
>>217673869kek this is me
Can't believe how many concessions that lad has received over the years, he has a fucking filing cabinet filled with concessions
>>217673867Oof madone
rainbows have always been gay though
>>217673830It's like those wildlife cameras that are shaped like the animal they're recording
>>217673883not even the word gay has always been gay
>color palette that appears in nature >bro it's always been gay bro sucky sucky willy balls in my mouth leather yes mm menyeah i dont think so
>>217673745Double your meds schizo
what are some extremely boring normie-tier hobbies you can claim to have that no one can disprove? stuff like hiking and travelling
Any "please kill me now" lad in
>>217673921HikingTraveling
>>217673921dogging
haven't wanked in a week in preparation for my first date tomorrow so i still feel like going to it and dont ghost her
>>217673921you can disprove normie hobbies by not having an instagram, since they love to post endless pics from those 2 thingsyou've already lost
>>217673933can you start making better posts please?
>>217673914seething lmao.
cumming all over the red rooster toilets
>>217673965
gfberg's complaining about the "manosphere" again
what i post about:politics [_]implications of a polar shift [_]advanced calculus [_]horse [x]
ra ra rasputeenlover of the russian queen :D
>>217673921For job interviews I tell them I play a bit of 5-a-side footy each week with the lads from my old job. I tell them the name of the place and where it is and how it's not that close to me but it's handy for the other lads and that we usually get a pint after. I'll throw in that they even have floodlights that are on until 11PM, a nice little detail. Keeps me fit yeah haha it's a good workout but it's just nice to keep in touch with the lads as well y'know?I haven't been to a fives place since I was like 10 years old. I don't play football. I have no friends and have no contact with the coworkers from my old job. It doesn't matter. It's about lying to get ahead. Start lying about things.
>>217673988does she not know it's basically dead
>>217673988Oh yea? Ask her to name every man then. Go on, see how much she actually knows about men.
>>217674007nah, don’t lie me god won’t approve of it
>deeply uncreative right wing nutter>check out this amazing art i made>its some AI slop every time
drawing a penis
>>217673965*sparks you clean the fuck out*is that better?
>>217673921Takeaway connoisseur
>>217674008'pparently not>>217674009she only seems to know about joe rogan and andrew tate
>>217674007Hahaa I do the same thing claimed I was in a running club with people from my old job. I'm not fat so it checks out but haven't run any significant distance in over a decade.
wagies: I have a job interview waahhh I'm so nervous I could diethe interview in question: >>217674007
https://youtu.be/hEgRFcISdRYWhat do we think lads? Should a middle sized YouTuber have to atone for his support for a centre right political party?
>makes a joke>everyone laughs>"it wasn't that funny"what is he like oh my days
Deeply hate AI me
the scranosphere
>>217674040Tell her to tate on these nuts see hiw quick that shuts her up
>>217674067Who’s Al?
>>217674077scrombulating
>>217674064It really wasn't that funny
got a rather large boil under my pubes
I feel like I do okay with women until they ask what hobbies I have, then I tell them I like mushrooms and moss and then it's just overBut I'd rather be true to myself than pretend I don't like moss and mushrooms just for a couple of datesWomen are fucking stupid for not understanding the charm of moss anyway
>>217674102how is that even a hobby what do you even do
>>217674102tell us about mushrooms and moss lad
I can call you BettyAnd Betty, when you call meYou can call me AI
>>217673921love loving me
was at the hospital earlier and saw a lot of nurses wearing lanyards that have that pride flag design, wonder if they're required to wear them or they genuinely do all worship trannies and benders
>>217674083
>>217674102>I like mossif she ever replies "I asked what you LIKE not what you lichen!" you know you're onto a winner lad
deeply uncreative soulless pigmen be like 'now anyone can make art!' putting prompts into AI isn't making art mate, legitimately kill yourself
mental how yanks considered italians brown just a few decades ago
>>217674159Still do.
>>217674114he rubs it on his willy then eats it
kiwi is getting a bit unhinged lads. what have you done to him?
>>217674114rubs them on his willy
>>217674102are moss and lichen the same thing
>>217674138confused me when I was in hospital because a fit nurse commented that I was really tall then I peeped her rainbow lanyard and suddenly I was wondering whether she was a lesboid had she just worn a normal lanyard I'd have known I was in
>>217674159it's because they all came from sicily and they are in fact still brown
>>217674157It's not art but it has gotten surprisingly good at making fat chebs
>>217674152i'm afraid this level of wit is too rare for that to ever happen
>>217674157do you ever stop moral grandstanding fucking hell
>>217674184I got that too when I went for a chest xray and I'm only 6'1I think they just compliment you to put you at ease
big fan of moss me
>>217674177he's always been a weird emotional schizo
>>217674067some of it is really good though
>>217674157nor can most 'artists'
you just know this kiwi instantly surrenders the moment he feels a thick aussie cock slide inside him
>>217674102You're probably just framing it poorly Say you like to get outdoors, go walking and forageThat's a much more rounded set of hobbies and must "me like mushrooms xD"
Leftypol taking his Macbook Pro to the Apple Genius Bar to fix a minor issueRorke defragging his 2003 Dell computer that runs Windows XP
200mg codeinemaybe i'll be less sadi want to be young again, happy, go places, date again (in an alternate timeline). i want london..manchester actually. just as good but without all the stuffcried for days. even if recover from physical stuff, i dont know how i will mentallyi just want.. and endlessly supplying infinitely renewable source of happiness, forever, is that so much to ask
hitomi tanaka titfuck
>>217674102It could be worse. You could say video games
>>217674264thought you were dead gayboy
>>217673395Until you open your mouth and they hear that godawful Br*tish accent
>>217674264really hope hes ok
want to kill myself but don't really want to take the risk of reincarnation being real and coming back as someone with an even shittier life
absolute dogshit workout today. Felt like shit from start to finish and quit 2 sets early. Still, no injuries and it's better than nothing.
>>217673395brits get killed on sight here
>>217674264rip to a real one
At the crematorium lads
>>217674225it's really not, only appeals to completely soulless husks of 'people' such as yourself
don't want to be a communist because british commies are all obsessed with opposing tranniesdon't want to not be a communist because all the cool yanks are communistsi suffer in britain
>>217674293just give it a try. i believe in you
>>217674293yeah you could come back as me LOL
dad used to tell us off as kids for running around playing because he was "defragging the PC" and that the impacts of our jumps up and down upset the defragging process
>>217673599Tarq tier>M&S>WaitroseMass market tier>Tesco>Sainsburys>Asda>MorrisonsSmart shopper tier>Lidl>AldiCursed tier>Iceland>Farm foods>Heron foods
they're saying Escortmong is now dead
>>217674322fucking roasting in here, need to take this scarf off
>thread takes a nosedive in quality>look at flags>all forrenscase closed
>>217674350
>>217674204>'just stop caring about things, be soulless and dead like the rest of us' i'll be the last one fighting the evil in this world while you husks are living your lives already dead. I care about the beauty in this world that is incessantly targeted and molested in the name of 'progress' and 'profit'
>>217674365their owners must be white women
>>217674362scoalhnri
>>217674365She assumes the position 30 seconds inYJK
>>217674387get a grip
>>217674387kiwi post about:nz []himself [x]australia []
>>217674325you would never be able to tell that this is ai which is my point you fucking brainless baboon
>>217674387top 5 works of art go
i remember the first porn i ever wanked to when i was about 13 or so, it was a film from the 80s and was about incest
>>217674387AI is funny thoughhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763252619901666.webm
>called HMRC yesterday to ask if they can just tell me what I owe via self assessment>you need to calculate that yourself sir>hangs up>call them up today>say "ah gheez, I calculated it but I just need to double check the figures are correct">tell me what I owe them immediately why do this? Why not just tell everyone everywhere what they owe? utter cuntsCUNTS
>>217674365
>>217674403have a solid fucking grip, if you had a grip of how shit things are you would be having the same feelings as I do
>>217674423
>>217674423love when it hisses haha
i wish i was a british aristocrat and a fag master in eton
>>217674423AI 'berg on a mad one
>>217674438kiwi post about:nz []himself [x]australia []
>>217674387why is it always the biggest losers with the highest opinions of themselves. shut up you fucking gimp
>>217674114rub it on my willy>>217674120the coolest thing I can tell you about moss is its basically a living fossil. Mosses existed long before dinosaurs and are the reason we have any land plants at allOverlooked and overshadowed, but very resilient and cuteIn this sense, I too am moss>>217674152>>217674180Moss is a bit different to lichen (actually closer to mushrooms), but thats a cute jokeThere is a species of lichen known as reindeer moss, presumably because its easy to mix them up
>>217674410This isn't AI but is related to your webm and you may enjoy it:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765973564768630.mp4
big fan of catberg personally
>>217674423sc
>>217674440>>217674439>>217674423soulless bugs screaming at shadows on platos wall
>>217674465fucking shouting
any poo men in?
>>217674479good post
i'm here for a horny pissing session
>>217674459the fact you have such an emotional reaction to people having morals and values speaks more about you mate
>>217674479go on post something funny thats not ai thenyou won't be able to because it DOESN'T EXIST
praying for the day we get a video of Australian and Kiwi lad deeply penetrating each other
>>217674479don't think you understand the allegory of the cave as it applies far more to you than it does them
>Sora is included as part of your Plus account at no additional cost. You can generate up to 50 videos at 480p resolution or fewer videos at 720p each monthholy poggesr didnt even knowany AI videos you lads would like made
>>217674479>screamingyou're damn right i am that video was funny as hell
>>217674528rorke twerking
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765972750763022.webm
NEW>>217674554>>217674554>>217674554>>217674554
>>217674528PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE>>217674518>>217674518>>217674518
>>217674429taxers love doing this I hear, they love making the taxpayers do all the calculating work that their computers can do in under one second, it's a passion of theirs
>>217674503you're the one crying about a funny video and asserting moral superiority over everyone despite being a massive loser. no one is interested you melt
>>217674138they do force people to wear them, or they pretend that there's no difference between the plain ones and the branded ones
>>217672982>>217672982>>217672982
>>217674528black men in the gherkin, marble showers, young blonde white women flocking to the gherkin
