latex edish
>>217672982
>>217673278no thanks
>>217673278looks like leather to meNOT TEXNOT INTERESTED
had a gutfull of this kiwi bastard's nasty comments
new threadnew zealand
>>217673278thread claimed for cute girls
>>217675679just kiss already
why the hell are there wakandans at my stonehenge
>>217675679can't you swim over there and give him a piece of your mind in person
boeyboeycee longcock at twenny to eight in the fuckin mornin
The ki power
>Student charged over chanting about putting Zionists 'in the ground'rorke or leftypol
this dude finnster looking thin these days
>>217675686holy shit this image must be real, it's a photo after all, oh my days
>>217675686change his crown to a burger king crown haha
rorke and the gf
>>217675694
i'm not gay because being gay is a sin and i don't want to go to hell!
>>217675623
>>217675686he's deffo packing a bbc
shaving my knob for the first time in like a year
Waiter, there's a poo in my soup!
>>217673278grim little freak of a man>inb4 hurdurr we don't sign our posts here m8
>>217673278Imagine how many times she's splooged uncontrollably after being prostated hard
>>217675686always have been rorketheyve been here from the start
any fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown aussie man in?
>she
>>217675731not your tinder bio mate
>>217675728awesome mate
*activates super saiyan mode*who wants some then
I jus' don't understand this latex pornography.
Irish Timmy's fiancée
>>217675726i see you're still learning babby's first grammar rules from AI you mong
just in case anyone was curious, precious little of what you lads are posting is even remotely appropriate dinner conversation
>>217675760where's this from
>Starmer calls doctors' strike 'dangerous' as five-day walkout begins
>>217675770harry enfield question time sketch
>>217675770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
>>217675766bro posting like he in the 19th century
NO GF 2026
>>217675760might be getting my mates mum a book by paul whitehouse and bob mortimer called gone fishingdunno if she's already got it thoughgoing to phone her up and somehow get the info out of her without letting on that's what i'll be getting her
cant spend five minutes on instagram without being bloody bombarded with bodacious big booby babes
for the /brit/ new year's meetup, Australian poster is invited but Kiwi poster is not.
>>217675795don't care any more, work wives fill that void just enough to stop the bad thoughts
>>217675810
>>217675807that's why i stay away every time i open instagram i end up wanking
>>217675697Have you watched The Rose of Versailles? If so, what are your honest thoughts?
>>217675810let him come ive been planning to rape him for a while now
>/brit/ new year's meetupumfirst time hearing about this why didn't I get an invite haha
have you heard of 'heather mong'?is he a quare?
>>217675810really not a fan of how you lot lump every aussie together as if we're one poster, this must be how minorities feel
>>217675803that strikes me as more of a gift for blokes tbqh
I've found myself pronouncing words in the American way (still a British accent obviously) because I watch too much American slop>nougat as noo-gut instead of noo-gah>either as ee-thur instead of eye-thur>schedule as ske-dule instead of sheh-duleI didn't consciously decide to do this. I only found out I'm saying things the American way when I heard Brits say them differently and i looked it up on Google
>>217675774what's he going to do about it?
>>217675810a damning indictment of the australian that he is wanted in the company of racist nonces
there are many male gynaecologists, but i've never heard of a female urologist beforethere is something very sexy about the idea of a professional woman with an encyclopaedic understanding of the human willy
>>217675847fuck up escortmong
>>217675832i DIDN'T BRIT BRO
>>217675433 was incorrect in using the object pronoun 'me' instead of the subject pronoun 'I'. He is British though so what can you expect.
>>217675838well he looks like a quareand he types like a quareand he's obsessed with black men's willies like a quareso i should think he's probably a quare
>>217675839right you're not on the invite list anymore then
>>217675850blame tories
>>217675850he's heading down to the nearest picket line and is going to chin someone
chatgpt finally fixed the piss filter
blacking myself to bits
*discreetly adds my name to the bottom of the invite list in green crayon when nobodies looking*
The last time a woman did this to you ?
>>217675845she loves bob mortimer and i already got her all his other books apart from his autobiography "and away..."i might just get her that
>>217675879Rorke generating images of white people because he has a little cry whenever he sees brown people outside
>>217675879mate the only funny ones are of dead celebrities so do them
i watched a change in poo
>>217675902last Saturday for about 40 seconds
>>217675919how about i do you cunt
genuinely grim how we're the most popular /int/ general and often the fastest general on 4chan but we've never had a single successful meetup.why is that?
>>217675855that was a funny one, lad. You just made the list
>>217675833you couldn't rape me if you tried (ive had work done)
i've just returned from a hardcore anal fuck
is Neon Genesis Evangelion worth watching?
>>217675930meetups are extremely reddity at best and dangerous at worst
>>217675930brit would be dead without us jfs
>>217675939how long did it take for the guy to cum
kinda mental how you never see any of the actors from game of thrones anywhere nowadays
>>217675930be honest. would you really want to meet someone from here in real life?on the internet we can all pretend to be shaggers, meeting in person would dispel the illusion
>>217675930because most of us are socially awkward weirdos that get nervous ordering a coffee let alone meeting up with a bunch of strangers
>>217675939
>>217675869I am an ethnic South African Boer. Not a drop of English blood in my body
>>2176759592 minutes 20
>>217675913leftypol bringing up race out of nowhere yet again, just because he saw a picture of some people and none of them were brown
>>217675938bluds got teeth in his bumhole
please may I have an answer to this question >>217675425
I think the Swedish thread have had the most meetups
>>217675960pedro pascal is going stronger than ever
>>217676017full kit wankerrrrr
you're lucky my best mate Daniel 'dan' doesn't see the nasty stuff you lot say to me or else there would be hell to pay (he's protective of those he loves)
>>217675959Did you let out a little fart? A spot of poo?
>>217675962>>217675963are we actually that different or a worse calibre of person than the other /int/ generals?
>>217675960don't see anyone from LOST either
Got my next visit to the escort I lost my virginity to booked in for January.
>>217675977Sadly you have African and South Asian DNA. The average amount of non-white DNA in Boers is about 8% iirc. There are plenty of studies on it.
porn is sexy. i love pussy.
>>217676039dunno, never set foot in them
Pedro Pascal. I hate that man
>>217675993Just look at the images, it seems to be all white people, which isn't representative of London. It's weird how most white people today can function well in society without being nostalgic about when Britain was whiter, but Rorke can't do this.
>>217675960mad how chris and hannah from skins were in it. and the welsh girl was ranni in elden ring.
feel so fucking shit i wanna have just one drink to feel better but i know i will get locked again
>>217676051the one who you spent a whole week thinking about, cursing her name, and hating for not replying to you?
the monty, this Friday 7pm, see you therex
>>217676051you just wait there mate and I'll see if I can find out who asked
>>217675977Based south africanner dricus duplessis anon dissing brot bro
>>217676064If by functioning well you mean having brown kids or grandkids....
>>217676059why? he's severely over-utilised but he seems like a decent enough fella
>>217675847This is half the country and they don't even realise itMy friend group has so many American affectationsIt's actually a pretty good tell as to whether someone spends too much time online
deeb dabba deeb deeb
some of you guys are alright, don't come to the monty on friday
>>217676097he raped me in 2018
Woke up with a proper raging stiffy morningSo hard I couldn't get back to sleep
>>217676064you're in your mid 30s doing this every day. seek help for your daddy issues
She's going to get a nasty surprise the next time we meet.
>>217676109NOOOOOOOOO BRIT BRO
Dabudee dabuda dab dabudee dabuda
>>217676109Proper stupid to post this. People have had their door knocked for less. You're an adult, start acting like it.
>>217676094Whether you have kids with a white woman or a brown woman, those kids will still have 50% of their DNA coming from you.
gn everyone <3
Rorke... wake up rorke... cmon rorke speak to me rorke... noo... rorke you can't do this to me man....
>>217675725good lad. prostate orgasm is a myth anyway
Brewing a properly vile fart, can feel my colon stretching like a balloon
>>217676117cool
>>217676064>it seems to be all white people, which isn't representative of Londonit's obviously a pic of london back in the daysorry if the previous demographics of london trigger your "anti-racist" outrage but that's your problem
>>217676171a hot air balloon
lidl pizza slice down the gullet
I see so many older white people pushing around their brown orc grandchildren in pushchairs
>>217676160how come his kids look white but JD vance's look like proper little saar benchods
fart ass nigga
Being indescribably annoying at Christmas dinner as i show off the Jellyfin server
after spending the last year or so getting rat-arsed alone in my smelly bedroom i occasionally experience shooting pains through my abdomen. might be time to pack it in.
>>217676160>those kids will still have 50% of their DNA coming from youhad no idea mate that's wild
>>217676204The one on the right clearly isn't white
>>217676186his idea of trolling people is convincing people he's retarded. bit strange really
i reckon the antichrist walks among us but it's not a man and instead is a woman who does onlyfans
Youtube brit
>>217676217ALEXA CAST MY PORNOGRAPHY FOLDER TO THE LIVING ROOM TELLY AT FULL VOLUME
>>217676253Makes sense
all i want is to live in a highly patriarchal highly racist society, that too much to ask is it?
>>217676204they don't look whiteif you're asking why some mutts are darker skinned, the answer is genetic recombination
i'll be the biggest star at this fucking karaoke bar
going back to bed. can't be fucked with today
interview booked in at the poo factory, they're just checking my references then will give me a date and time. we're all gonna make it
there's an establishing shot of the outside of the house, one of the bedroom lights is on and a faint moaning can be heard. cut to the inside and you're riding my cock, just really going for it and we're both sweating like animals but then the doorbell rings
>>217676237That's always been the hallmark of a substandard troller
>>217676186>>217676237As I said, it's strange that Rorke is unable to function well in society and instead is nostalgic about when Britain was whiter
don't know how women can say with a straight face that they enjoy sex but then refuse to actually have sex with the likes of me
Brit moment
>>217676306It's perfectly possible to do both
>>217676266see the file xxx.lana-rhodes.bbc-gangbang.1080px264.mp4 ? Yeah that file is on my hard drive back home. Isn't that mad that i can access it here seamlessly?
this year for the first time ever Black Friday, Amazon Prime day and Cyber Monday fall on the same day
>>217676306its strange that you're in your mid 30s and spend your life on here dedicated to convincing people you're an idiot.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASIS POOOOOO
>>217676319Women are npc brit bro
>>217676198depressing for everyone involved
>>217676321Irish diaspora megacrush
>>217676204Left looks white-ish (see: Welsh), right looks like a full on Indian
>>217676325ENABLE THUMBNAIL PREVIEWS AND ENGAE AUTOPLAY
>>217676344would you kindly cease referring to me as that? i'm not british and i'm certainly not your bro
>lana-rhodesgrim taste
>>217676344>what is this silly gook doing...
>>217676325
>>217676306and this rorke character, what else can you tell us about him?do you often see him in your dreams?
>A whole thread happened during my lunch breakChrist you lads have been busy
Went to a scat club and there was no jazz
>BREAKING: SIR KEIR STARMER ARRESTED FOLLOWING BMA PICKET LINE SCUFFLE
>>217676292The door opens and it's Sir Keir Starmer himself still in his night gown, a teddy bear under his arm. His visibly tired face is poorly lit by the small candle he's holding. The camera pans up, first showing his Garfield slippers before zooming in on his little hat whose pompom rests between his eyes
>>217676344what did the cat mean by this?
>>217676160Wonder if he ever misses sitting in his bedsit shouting at the telly
>>217676412Sir Strike Breaker
back on the yaoi
>>217676160Muhammad ali was right. Nothing wrong with wanting your children to look like you
Not gonna make it to Friday. Will have to do some emergency boozetoil later.
>>217676445
>>217676416aww poor kierie *hugs*
>>217676456'age difference' yaoi too i bet
Autistic gimmick
corrhttps://www.depop.com/products/es10o0-stunning-y2k-vintage-pink-united/
>>217676479as if there's any other kind
a mixed kid would get disowned by me
Rorke shaking a lil ass at Magdalena Bay
>>217676357>Left looks white-ish (see: Welsh)what the fuck is this supposed to mean
>>217676479bit strange to bring up pedo shit unprompted lad
There hasn't been a good gimmick in years now
bet they eatin' Quorn right now
A dragon takes two children away. The father sends a message to the dragon and asks for the children back. The dragon just laughs and replies "No, what can you do to me?"The father then gathers the whole village and sends another message and the dragon replies "No, what can you do to me?"The father then gathers the neighboring villages and sends another message, saying that several hundred people will attack him, the dragon replies "No, what can you do?"The father is ready to give up when a man and his three brothers are willing to fight the dragon. When the dragon hears this, he flies away and the children are allowed to come home.Why?
i've been lying wide awake paralyzed by the buzzing of the television
>>217676505no its not. im calling you a nonce because you wank to paedo queer cartoons
>>217676487what a slutwhat a SLUT
>>217676504Swarthy
>>217676504The Welsh are a famously swarthy race
for me it's size difference yaoi
>>217676524The doctor is a woman
oh did heatherfreak find a new autistic obsession? wasn't "making real friends" this time? ah well!
>UK to rejoin EU's Erasmus student exchange scheme, six years after leaving in Brexit deal - follow livescreaming
rasheed reading his Quorn
>>217676537This bitch selling pre worn tshirts for £30 bizarre
>>217676553bad luck bro
>>217676557>- follow liveyes i think i will definitely be doing that
>>217672982>/brit.omds rorke
>>217676541>>217676544is this a meme? every welsh person ive met looks no different to the english with blonde, light brown or even ginger hair, light eyes and english looking features
>>217676540VGH, Empire
>>217676556he's heatherlad m8, he just does his heatherlad thing and /brit/ is richer for it
>>217676533yawn
>Police forces will make arrests over intifada chantsleftypol on suicide watch
>>217676524three brothers making the difference suggests the father and his brothers are dragons
>>217676566mmmhmm he eatin' it real good no doubt x
>>217676557Nice more interracial sex for euro girls from british bbcs
>>217676569yes and they're all stretched out by her permanently rock hard nipples that she keeps proudly on display in all pictures
>>217676581You probably met English people living in WalesProper Welshmen are swarthy
>>217676581Yeah but they actually are swarthy, thought Tom Jones was black for ages
/brit/ loves heatherladit's why we gave him gimmick of the year
post examples of these "swarthy welshmen"
>>217676581Welsh people are swarthy not a meme
>>217676640tom jones
>>217676640
used to love posting on /b/ in 2005, stole edgy jokes and would repeat them to friends they thought i was so cool
>>217676621>>217676622>>217676644no ive met proper john evans welsh people, they all look normal in comparison to english people. why would welsh people be swarthy when they’re northern europeans
>>217676658mad how you've been posting on 4chan for longer than most /b/tards have been alive
Gary SpeedJonny ClaytonMason Ryan
>>217676622>Tom Jones was black for ageslmao he isn't? kin ell i thought he was a lionel rictchie type black
bet dey got BBC Radio 1Xtra in their headphones, yeh?bet dey got Quorn in their ovens, yeh?bet dey got Labubu dolls in their stockings, yeh?
>>217676670it's very much a memeautistic people like the idea of everyone from each country looking the same
>>217676640Christian Bale
>>217676670they trace their lineage back to cheddarman
Brits don't know how to hold a pen!They say 'try and' instead of 'try to'!
>>217676612I miss depop slag posting
ian watkins the nonce of lostprophets fame could pass as a med
i told chatgpt to remember a ton of info about me, including that i like to watch limmy for some reasonnow every time i talk to it it tells me to watch some limmy haha
*Tom Jones suddenly bursts into the thread, stopping in the middle of the room. Casts a haughty glance around at everyone**'It's not unusual' starts playing. To begins to sway and dance before taking a deep breath*>It's not un-POO-sual to be loved by anyone...>It's not un-POO-sual to have fun with anyone...*Tom unbuttons his trousers, allowing them to fall to the ground revealing hairy, stout but muscular Welsh legs. He swiftly removes his underwear*>But when I see you hanging out with anyone...*Tom suddenly rolls onto his back and parts his legs wisely with uncanny flexibility*>It's not un-POO-sual to see me cry...>BLLOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTT... PPPAAAAAARRPPPPPP*Steaming liquid shit gushes from Tom Jones anus and splashes across the floor, sending flecks of sticky brown diarrhea over a small radius, some landing on the feet of aghast onlookers*>UGHHHHHH.... OOOHHHH... I WANNA DIE- PPPPPAAAAARPPPPPPP PAP PAP PAP BRRRRTTTTTTBLBLLBLLBLL*A big solid log of shit exits Tom's inner catacombs, flopping out onto the river of shit like a British tourist exiting a water slide at an un-named waterpark in Tenerife*
Dire, and I do mean dire, gimmicks today
>>217676596That literally makes 0 sense.
>>217676704can pass as dead now lol
>>217676716haha mine always tells me to go administer a deflowering in the gherkin
>>217676670Mate I don't know what to tell youYou can even read accounts from the Roman invaders about the dark race over the mountains
have consumed too many drugs and now am feeling nauseated
I needed this today... What a wonderful community
>>217676670Why are you asking if youve already decided? Most welsh people have dark or black curly hair. Ioan gruffud types.T. Lived in wales
>>217676736
>>217676744thank you for being here
>>217676721Wow Great postReally terrific postBravo
For me it's dwelling on things for days after even if I did nothing wrong
Dollhouse melty
bit weird how women like showing off their bodies and having blokes wank over them
only thing i'm eating or drinking today
*follows live*now what?
What's an m4 then
welsh people are probably the only people on the island with natural black hair
>>217676806
>>217676823it means metaphorem for meta, 4 for phorethe cronem is metaphore for neoliberalism
>>217676815FFS they're called taxi drivers Rorke
everything is so annoyingly shit
>>217676823a bmw
i dont understand any of the cronem lore aside from it being about black men whats the gherkin got to do with anythingwhys he obsessed with that thumbnail of those blacks eating
>>217676856need my face in her arse after a fat poo and a sweaty workout
um
>>217676807yeah but i try not to think about that until after i finish
>>217676848well clearly it doesn't, it means metaphore
>>217676866who the fuck cares other than heathermong
>>217676845
3pm soon but first we yam
>>217676879why would a metaphor need its hymen snappingmetaphor is an abstract noun you wally!
me and mousey will be posted up in the montagu pyke from about 3pm friday everyone is welcome
>>217676879You are a demented paedophile cancer and you should be locked up.
>>217676872Based
this scene has grown tiresomethink i'm going to retire from /brit/ and post exclusively in /mex/ from now on
someone make a /bant/ thread
>>217676849especially you
hes currently pinging viedy on the 'cord btw lol, has sent 3 @everyone messages so far idk
>>217676897these posts are so demented they make me laugh
>>217676939no especially you
>>217676886He has like 40+ proxies to spam the thread with and genuinely makes over 1/3 of the posts here now.
The Belgian just dm'd me, he'll be on some time after 5:30 after the Gherkin parade
I’ve shown Poo Seal to my family and say /brit/ slang like poo screaming around them and they all tell me to grow up
Fucking insane how swarthy the average Welshman is
Glad the new captcha's working then
>>217676395No I don't. It's just a bit odd that the young adults I know in real life aren't racist, but on the weird anonymous anime online messageboard, people are racist.
>>217676845Scrombling
Haha lads just had an insane fantasy, read on if you wishImagine you had a solid 8/10 girlfriend. Yeah, difficult that haha. She had nice tits, nice arse, everything. You've been together for years and you passionately love each other. She's naughty, a bit edgy, and a risk taker.Imagine this is a few decades into the future. Medical technology has advanced far enough that brain transplant surgery is now available. The spinal cord of both patients is cut near the base of the skull and the brain is removed, and then the brains are swapped and using stem cells or some shit the spinal cords re-attach to the brains.You both agree to spend your personal fortunes to get this surgery, because why the fuck not. You go unconscious from the anaesthetic and wake up in each others bodies. After the initial week of getting over how surreal and literally mind boggling the experience is, you start to explore eachothers sexualities. Before long, you are literally fucking yourselves. As a female, you are being fucked by the male body of your former self, now pioneered by your former girlfriend now boyfriend.It would be mental, wouldn't it lads?
daily reminder that users of /bant/ threads can filter any individual user regardless of flag
>>217676344catberg likes to follow the mouse with his eyes when i'm posting on /brit/ and he's in bed next to me
>>217676973If someone holds views that aren’t socially acceptable or could cause an argument most people aren’t going to go around saying them are they
>>217676980got a stiffy reading this
>>217676973why is it racist to post a picture of london from decades ago?because it happened to have fewer black people?is it technophobic as well, because it had less technology?you're the weird one here
BLACKED IN THE MORNINGYOU'RE GETTING BLACKED IN THE MORNINGBLACKED IN THE MOOORRRRNING
>>217676940ok but you're in the discord so?
>>217676980This, but you are in a body of an Indian male
r9k was a good idea shame it's all incels therewould certainly stop half the spammers here
where’s gorpheus?
JOHN CENA
>>217676866he decided on the gherkin because it looks like a willyat first he chose the shard but changed his mind
>>217677055Rorke's worst nightmare
>>217677055the gnashers on her
next hermione is black
>>217677090Almost neoliberal aren't they
>>217676980Ywnbaw
nth for the baddiedem
>>217677110Doesnt matter. Its going to make billions even if its absolute shit
>>217677082lol he is mental
>>217677110Hermione Ganges
>>217672982New>>217661827>>217661827>>217661827
>>217677055Honestly partially on the father for allowing this nonsense in the first place
>>217676866The cuckle brothers are schizophrenic paeodphiles with nothing going for them in life other than shitting this place upDon't try to 'understand' them. Filter and ignore as best you can.
>>217677131Bet shes insufferable but absolutely would
Don't watch webms me
>>217676580it lush
rorke going apoplectic because a character with a greek name has a slight tan
>>217675796
nah mate. you're not going to flummox me like that
>>217677110She looks Welsh
>>217675697Find and sell the damn rights already, I want to retcon new testament to a good ending for every character(RIP) and get the lackeys shagged
>>217675944Yh
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>217675993Kek