PENGDON edish
Crisp
>>217676614brit moment !
Sudden urge to buy Kingsmill
>>217677067still need her to sit on my face after that pooey workout
:/
>jab jab cross>jab cross slip cross>jab cross left to the body left hookAnd that's how I'd defeat leftypol
>>217677238um
>>217677238UM X
Rorke's died
>sir rich knight
need to go into town to buy christmas gifts
>>217677067What am I looking at
The watch
>>217677300Writers getting lazy now
>>217677320they've done you mate. big christmas has got you by the bollocks
walk or wank, the wednesday question
>>217677320Ah im sure it wont be packed x
>>217677238fucking hell
if the shoe fits
>>217677336I really hate it. Wish I could sleep through the whole thing.
A star is rising in our northern sideAnd on it we’re crucified
>>217676960crodie ready to administer some rapid tapsI'll heat the quorn up x
>>217677358you know fine well it will be hoaching with ethnics and deanos
>>217677375miserable working class freak
>>217677238She looks like the lass who use to "boyfriend" tease me in school fuark. She turned me into a masochist
>>217677320MUG amazon man bringing some of mine today then royal mail bringing the rest tomorrow. have't my left my house in weeks
The gf
Cronem gimmick has truly jumped the shark
What I thought was a mere fart might turn out to be a devilish poo. Don't want to utterly ruin toil's bog so I'm holding it in but I can feel the pressure building up
>>217677407looks like she has john diss
nth for the holodem
>>217677415It was never a 'gimmick'It's the plaything of two schizophrenic nonce freakshows
>>217677406I just love the hustle and bustlehngggghhhh I'm gonna, I'm g-gonna bus-bustle! I'm bustling!
Women at toil talking about how they pretend someone else is in when they're at home alone and a delivery man arrivesWhat could possibly be threatening about a humble delivery man
>>217677467Hahaa yeah they're just doing deliveries
>>217677467I suspect a lot of women who I pass on the street when I'm out on my virgin walks aren't actually on the phone to someone, they're just holding the phone to their ear pretending to be. For much the same reasons as outlined in your post.
I take my antidepressant so i can enjoy shitposting
labubu dubai chocolate zoomer sex arse
Rosalia is singing abt something idk but it sounds nice
>>217677467some of them look dodgy
limited edition peppermint macha grinch festive sex arse is stuck in lapland customs
>>217677515What do you mean mate
>>217677493They definitely are. I'm a gentleman me so I walk right behind them while looking shifty and breathing heavily to let them know I am looking out for potential aggressors
Hate cunts who don't have read receipts enabled on WhatsApp
>>217677527A lot of people are saying this
>>217677467Sisterberg told me she answered the door once and the delivery man said "nice feet"
>>217677467Not every man is going to rape them, but psychos don't have a warning tattooed on their forehead so it could be any man. So they have to assume it might be any guy they meet, just in case because they're so petite and unable to defend themselves from the enraged lusts of a larger, stronger rapist
>>217677541they're cool and mysterious people
>>217677325Niji stocks to the moon
>>217677515Racist much?
>>217677467
CIVIL WAR IN FRANCEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovDYgNq9co&t=14
>>217677300mr poor pleb
>>217677325>>217677564Rape
nth for the umadem
>>217677434I for one enjoy it
>>217677532prefer not to say
>>217677407It's not right, I watched her from Harriet the spy to gossip girl
i worry about some of you lads x
Welsh people look French
>>217677603Christmas dinner came early
>>217677653Our celtic brothers...
>>217677678you are not celticyou are a direct descendant of frankish barbarians
>>217677605Same here
>>217677493thought you were an aryan 6'3 white chad escortmong?
>>217677687no they are our celtic siblings from across the sea
>>217677687And so are the Welsh I presume? You can't deny my druidic heritage
>Even pro wrestling can't escape the politicisation vortexBeyond over
Anglo representation
sir ahmed rapealot
>>217677578For me it's Jody exploiting Kitami controlled-Imari's weakness to anal too her advantage
glod
>>217677795Get the Warspite's ears ruffled Get the Formi jamming to rock
>>217677795posted it again award
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>217677795all of these are little girls or attractive young women except for the bloke at top who has ear piercings so effeminate too
>just woke up>got to be up at 4:00 am for toil tomorrow Fucking hell have to go to bed in a couple hours
stupid fucking lazy tranny cunt
Party rock
>>217677898sort your life out then
>>217677872
love instagram reels
>>217677872I’m sorry for trying to show /brit/ our representation and animated kin I will find a different image next time
ah yes another ww3 theater
>>217677925A cronem too many, F poo hole
It's hard to get up when catberg is snuggling next to me
>>217677927you can keep posting it if you add blue archive trinity representation (trinity is british)
>>217677898what do you earn in a year? spastic PIP money included
>>217677940nobody’s reading that essay
dentists are the biggest scammers around. worse than plumbers and builders
>>217677940Sir this is the British culture thread
>>217677957I didn’t make the image but I will make a new one myself and add them !! X
>>217677962Approximately 20k
>>217677940foy
brit moment
>Approximately 20k
2026 will be my year
>>21767800920xx will not be your year
>>217677678Come home CELTVC man
>>217677940They really should've given him the Nobel
>>217677824the final fight ?
>>217677940>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>217678034france is celtic he is already homeno more brother wars x
>>217677967why do they always have attractive female assistants? very strange like dentistry is a sex cult of sorts
must be mad being a womanyou're surrounded by gigantic barbarians every day, all of whom want to have sex with you, and a lot of whom would brutalise and rape you without the flimsy protection of society, which is also maintained by men. no matter what you do you will always be vulnerable and at riskno wonder they're neurotic lunatics
Recruitment consultants are always peng too
>>217677965>>217677970>>217677981alright sorry let's give the tranny tripcode attention and make fun of him for making only 20k >>217677980hahahahfghsdfaHAHahaha
>>217678089I feel bad for them sometimes. This us why when there's a woman outside I'll unflinchingly stare at her with eyes wide open, this way she knows I'm constantly on the lookout for dangerous individuals who might hurt her
>>217678106was he ok? x
>>217678106Chat is this real?
>>217678089sounds like something you wanked to while writing rather than an actual critique of the suffering womxn face>>217678116never seen a white person type fuark
>>217678106Ona madone
Imagine if it was 100% clear who were the dangerous men and who weren't, domestic violence rates would skyrocket
>>217677980
>>217678116>didn't see the nippleFFS>>217678146FOLC
where’s gorpheus?
back to being a tight cunt in 2026, saving for some reason you seex
People are always asking where's Gorpheus, but nobody ever asks how's Gorpheus
>>217678128saw this in a pub toilet in edinburgh and thought it was a bit over the top
>>217678213Minase's sister was the real deal
>>217678089i wont give up my virginity that easily. they will have to pay me if they want to take it
>>217678264Turkey or Thailand?
remember that part in the simpsons movie (2007) where it shows you bart's dick out of fucking nowhere?
3 three weeks holiday booked in march/AprilWhere should I go? Somewhere a bit of the beaten track
>>217678269:D
>>217678312Turkey or Thailand
need to bin the hollister tracksuit bottoms ive been wearing to bed since age 13 because they’ve got a hole in near the bum
>>217677940>they stole our land
two of the escorts i've shagged told me i had a good sized dick
>>217678373got a hole in my bum x
>>217678392nobody tell him
>>217678392did you just shag two or were there more that didn't say that
>>217678106on average people swallow 8 cats a year while asleep
Fucking impossible to get a good photo of Jupiter through a telescope it just turns out as a giant ball of light
>>217678407have a soft spot for those bidfood coronet sauces but at the same time you should actively avoid any place that offers them
@Employed Woman have you ever listened to the album Loveless by My Bloody Valentine?
>>217678408yeah no duh>>217678413i've shagged 4. also one of them didn't mention my size but did say my knob was tasty
>>217678146what exactly was wrong with my estimation?
women? not a fan
>>217678413>>217678416>>217678436
>>217678275Genki cute, needs to wear a bra around the house
>>217678445what a ridiculous thing to say
>>217678469brit oment
I'm a Rorke but we've got to drop the Jew thing, they are NEVER going to be on our side
>>217678495if you think that's ridiculous, two of them also noted that i was circumcised. i am not circumcised, i just have a tight foreskin that makes it kinda look like i'm circumcised when the foreskin is peeled back
>>217678486She get what she deserve with the strangers in the house.
Favourite big cat, lads?
>>217678526surely a whore of all people would know the difference
>>217678544Ernie Ladd
>>217678346Done turkey to death, could do Thailand I suppose but I don't really like Asian people
Brit moment
>>217678436space photography is a science in itself, you might need to figure out how to set the camera's exposure (assuming you're using a camera and not a phone)
>>217678548yeah you'd think so wouldn't youone of them described herself as a "dick expert" and still thought i was clipped
>>217678544cheetah
>>217678566>>217678573>>217678559brit hour
my imported bisto has arrived for this years christmas dinnerno i will not make my own because last time i made gravy i spilled some on my hand and had to go to the first day of a new job with a massive blister shaped like austria that everyone kept staring at
Wish the darts was on but it's not
>>217678526you should say that telling the truth is a part of the scope of service
mi tink mi gwan wank me willy
>>217678312what sort of places or weather do you like?
>>217678443No I haven't
>>217678645yer are scottash?
love women they are so lovely
watching holocaust bloopers
what's the frenchman even on about why is he just mass quoting with random images
Might play Minecraft
just got spag bog delivered
>>217678666simp cunt you
Sir Mason Greenwood
BEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL
get the wank had
>>217678676schizos are ten a penny in /brit/ nowadays, you know that
>>217678747yeah but what set him offis he the druggy one or the paedo druggy one
may god save all of your wretched souls
>>217678666same, very fond of them
>>217678661Pls listen to it and give it a rating out of 10
>>217678794stomach too flat
Feeling unwell
>>217678676He's the schizo from the french general. He got bored there because it's dead and has instead decided to spam here
lush quorn nuggets
>>217678566Only a phone atm, I spent ages messing around with the iso, exposure time and all sorts of other tricks and this is the best I can get it, might need to invest in a proper telescope camera and save the phone for moon shots.
Mad how many different ways women can look goodMen have only got chad and twink if we're lucky
>>217678794peng stomach
>>217678794she just needs to post her quim already
what would you rate her out of 10
>>217678825wrong there's also dressing like ned flanders
UMMMMM
>>217678843genuinely looks like me
>>217678883genuinely doubt that
>>217678883Haha alri love come here often?
Sat inside bored, lonely, and depressed
>>217678843OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHBRIT BTFO
>>217678883Pics?
What exactly are Zarah's demands here?The prisoner is on hunger strike, it's illegal to force feed or rehydrate them which is all an ambulance would doNobody has denied the prisoner food or drink at any pointThe only person causing this is the prisoner in question and she's only there because she attacked a police officer So does Zarah want the hunger strike to end? If so she'd be better appealing to the prisoner
>>217677467I think some women are obviously quite neurotic and genuinely do have mini panic attacks over things like this but I also think there's a sizeable minority that use this as an excuse to treat men like shit under the guise of "I'm a poor woman concerned for muh safety :(((("This is just based on the way I've noticed women feel uncomfortable with me around, some try to hide their nerves and others barely hide their disgust and comtempt, the latter aren't genuinely scared for their safety and are just bitches.
timmy cheating on pang pang with yung ting
>>2176788564.5
>>217678811you have one schizo?
Sir Qesser Zuhrah
Any man who got himself off antidepressants in? Feel like shit when i dont take it
>>217678905saw a fella in Newcastle yesterday with a sign up saying he was doing a 24 hunger strike for palestine actionlike mate i do that by accident sometimes
>>217678883Can’t say that without posting a pic until you do you are a obese old man
>>217678907They're uncomfortable around you because you're a creepy freak
luh rapid taps in the quorn factorydon't pull out, you might contaminate the mixture
>>217678905Pikachu onamadone
wish i had a wife so i could hire men with bigger penises than mine to shag her in front of me
Twas beauty that killed the beast...
Any man who got himself off glasses in? Can't see when i don't wear them
>>217678952why would you try to get off them if they're working?
>>217678952I'm beginning to come off the ssris myself, haven't taken them for a week, still no noticeable changes. I reckon I'll be fine because 'ris aren't too strong and I was on a fairly small dose (20mg for 3 months) so fingers crossed
>>217678811Why it's dead again ?OH YES BECAUSE YOU BANNED EVERYBODY FOR YEAR " IT'S BETTER SLOW " YOU SAIDYou have archive /fr/ anons and you talk about your poo for hours on that general but i'm the schizoHA HA HA HA HA HA
Shitting my guts out, like actual volcanic liquid
>>217678905I guess if she was in hospital being monitored and she started to die they could then hook her up to an iv tube or something
>>217679000lang=bn
love dipping sandwich into soup
Emmental cheese and pepperoni sandwich for lunch team
>>217679016Stay inspired
>>217678985Because they make me feel numb and disconnected. Gotta be more sovlful drugs to take instead
Might have a big goonsesh later
>>217678985Depends but in my case I hate how they make me feel. It numbs you which is fine for a little while but don't help addressing your issues.
want to shag a millennial woman
>neoliberals on the prowl for a yung ting>she needs a hung ting
>>217679028Lunch was 2 hours ago
>>217679035well the alternative is being depressed, so i guess you figure that one out bubs
>>217679012J'encule ta mère mon chère rossbeef.Le bois nissanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIjT2SM_oeg
>>217679028Eat it while listening to Loveless
>>217679057this cunt is such a fucking freak
>>217679009Prisons have medical staff btw she is being monitoredThey couldn't hook her up to an IV unless she consented or was declared mentally incapable
me fr
Remember when Glenn Hoddle said disabled people were suffering because they sinned in another lifeWhat was that all about then
>>217679068why do you want him to listen to loveless so muchhe probably will not like it at all, he has horrible taste in everything
>>217678794>>217678843CORRRRRRRA>>217678883get on twitch lass x
women's capacity to make astoundingly bad life choices never ceases to amaze me
>>217679054you on the bog standard SSRIs then? i used to take mirtazapine which doesn't really have side effects other than making you hungry and sleepy, if nothing else it was good to have on hand if insomniaberg was playing up and i needed a convenient way to KO myself
>>217679068Listening to only shallow now. It's alright so far.
>>217679081>They couldn't hook her up to an IV unless she consented or was declared mentally incapableThat’s what am saying though if they had her in the hospital and then she went unconscious and started dying they could save her
>>217679035Heroic dose of psilocybin right down the gullet
don't get the outrage over someone doing a hunger strikeit's their choice not to eat, nobody is forcing them so how can you hold anyone accountable for itfuck bobby sands, he's deed
>>217679109Haha yeah women, I'd never do that like
>>217678967just give me a call if you ever find a wife
sorry not buying that she’s been on hunger strike for 46 days. I did a 3 day fast once and you feel half dead. She’s eating something or she’s obese and her body is just using all her fat to keep her fuelled
>>217679091what it all boils down to is he thinks they're suffering because in some way they sinned in another life
didnt really like once upon a time in hollywoodthought it was shite in all honesty
>>217679096Trying to normify him. I'm his Pygmalion and he is my cockney flower girl
>>217679118Not sure this would be a good idea when im schizo
>>217679160>southeast asian>having a bigger penis than meoh i am laffin
The government is going to initiate a false flag attack to get us into a war with Russia. Stay safe out there
when I was 220kg I did a 10 day water fast and I died
>>217679116What part of they're not allowed don't you understand?
>>217679000Imari CUTE
>>217679165If she hasn't eaten for that long she'll need more than a Sultana haha
Anyone else hoping for a seasideMARK return video on Christmas?
>>217679173Never reply to me again
>>217679194You’re insane. We CANNOT afford a war with Russia or anyone. The military keep saying this shit to get more funding from the government
>>217679114Only prozac ye, didn't want to take anything stronger. I had a few side effect, mostly weight loss and feeling terribly sick when drinking but it's not so bad.It's the numbness I hate, the feeling of being a dull little drone who's happy with everything somehow.
>>217679219glad I could help clear things up for you mate x
hate when i'm watching telly and some government announcement comes on and it's like "hey we're the government, just in case you forgot, anyway bye". fucking government bastards piping their evil propaganda into my home
A second sandwich is on the cards team
Unironically if they started rounding us up for war and you just said "yeah sorry I'm a Russia supporter" what would they do
>>217679201IF SHES UNCONSIOUS AND DYING THEY CAN SAVE HER LIFE YOU FUCKING RETARD If you care so much get in your car drive down to the prison and ask zara herself what her fucking demands are dickhead fuck off
>>217679232IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEE
>>217679231Yh got the same thing
>>217679194feel bad for all the people sent to war i shall be staying at home as ive got mental health so will be exempt
>>217679247fuck off and die you paedo creep
Rorke's gender reveal will leave you SHOCKED
>>217679232I can't see her
>>217679232What are those creps oh my days unc
don't think even bonnie blue would shag me
women
>>217679247treat yourself to a cookie brookie, you deserve it
I don't take antidepressants, instead of I just deal with my emotions until it gets too much and I have a break down, then the next day I'm right as rain
>>217679304PHWOAR!
sir zarah sultana
>>217679281theyre Just normal gym trainers
>>217679251Probably hang you for treason? They still do that I think or firing squad
>>217679279you need to unlock her in story mode
mad that people just go to shit like thisprobably all shaggers toocunts
>>217679254No you mug, if the person has mate a competent refusal to eat a doctor CANNOT intervene even if they fall unconscious The only person that can stop the hunger strike is the prisoner
>>217679299my cocks so small shed only count me as a quater shag in her 1000 men
>>217679185i'd post a pic to prove you wrong but im really shy
>>217679337i'm gonna go there pretend to not live with my parents and find a rich cute girl that will give me somewhere to live
>There are professionals in their mid-late 20s who don't remember 9/11
>>217679275congrats to rorke for the upcoming bundle of joy x
>>217679337Not very diverse
>>217679324Okay unc
>>217679343would honestly rather be an incel than this person
Share my meals with catberg he's biting off chunks of sandwich
>>217679343esprit violé
>>217677334Mad how many celebrities are trying to get into the podcast/YouTube business
>>217679332Name one example in the last 40 years
>>217679357who gave unc the wifi password lmao
>>217679337corr only £7.21 a ticket and you get free booze and scran?
>>217679165Bobby sands lasted 66 days so it's possible though given her ECG returned normal yes it's likely she is actually eating
>>217679357me except i'm not a professional anything
>>217679337seen one of these people before
>>217675796New>>217679387>>217679387>>217679387
>>217679342>Once the person: • becomes unconscious, or • is delirious, confused, or otherwise lacks capacity,doctors must act under the Mental Capacity Act 2005.
>>217679324Me talking about the lads in the Medali Gym
>>217679377you're going to poison your cat and kill it btw
>>217678106I hate when that happens
>>217679440Bussin
>>217678436>>217678566Amateurs can get good photos with a decent telescope
>>217679159I'll bet he was in your country combatting antisemitism by brow beating right wingers that want less Muslim immigration.
>>217678883-_-ywnbaw
>>217679159what is the contxet of this
