alri edition
make sure to bathe daily
dogshit early DTFIA edition
*enters thread with icicles coming out of my nostrils*bit chilly out lada
Rose hip soup is delicious
NOOOOO, not the penguirinos
get the creatures posted
>>217689952>>217689951oi oi, what's your problem mate? i'm only performing my civic duties are a /brit/izen
smile, what's the use of crying;_;
>>217689973You’re a good lad
>>217689947rather have a showersitting in the bath for an hour or more is boring and feels like a complete waste of time
>>217689919shame we can't just say "bad immigrants"
is diego ok? hope he's alright x
>>217689989cheers big ears, you're not so bad yourself
>interessting >curious >odd>funny
>>217689973I'm only filling in for diego since he's gone AWOL x you're fine mate
>>217689971
>>217689887reincarnation innitprofessor ian stevenson basically proved it
>>217689967
>>217689959
>>217689998That would imply there's good immigrants
coworker in the grandson of a nazi lmao matey has a wikipedia page
tucked up in bed snug as a bug. Going to sleep now as I'm very tired. See you all tomorrow x
>>217690025lol lmao even
Classic Swedish schoolyard joke>Are you the caged faggot?>No, I'm not>THE FAGGOT IS LOOSE, THE FAGGOT IS LOOSE
>>217689998meaningless distinction
>>217690019moschops mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piq6MlRiiW8
>>217690040kekget that auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein blasted in the office
>>217689947Bathe in the water and enjoy the life
>>217689959Mental how he actually looks like a man who has to take all those pills
>>217690030I know what I must do, but I'm not sure whether I'm able to...
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
>>217690019based chonkmaxxers
fuck sake just caught dogberg scranning cat shit off the garden, vile beast
>>217690058Heh
I'm genuinely sure that I have a level of critical thinking that 80-90% of people do not have. I'm not saying I am intelligent, there is a lot I know nothing about. But I just feel like I understand people, culture, history, and also understand what is actually impossible to know so that I am on a higher level of understanding than most people. Which for is bizarre because i've just been a low level observer yet i'm just baffled by people who are seemingly smarter than me struggle to draw coherent conclusions on things.Somehow I have a strange feeling part of it has to do with spending so much time on 4chan and weighing up contrarian opinion vs contrarian opinion whilst I myself am a contrarian
>>217690100ever shag him up his arse?
>>217690100hows about mind your own business
What would you reincarnate as if the planet were completely destroyed but a 50 mile wide comet?
>>217689967Evil woman
>>217690040Whomst
>>217690086slå till mot de jävlarna där det gör ont hail geek nigga
jay slaterworking class martyr
>>217690035>>217690061a fit japanese expert surgeon is a good immigrant even if she comes over illegally to save livesa somalian convict who pretends to be a refugee so he can scam benefits and rape is a bad immigrant, even if he's here legally
>>217690081He's chill with it
>>217690100cleaning its own territory since its owner is a fat lazy cunt
>>217690093Prefer not to say
>>217690152>a fit japanese expert surgeon is a good immigrant even if she comes over illegally to save livesAhhh so you're just another "right winger" with yellow fever
>>217690147Too soon
>>217690134an alien probably
why do swedish people always post decrepit freaks
>>217690177deserved it didn't he
>>217690170okay, get your head around this:a fit somalian expert surgeon is a good immigrant even if she comes over illegally to save livesa japanese convict who pretends to be a refugee so he can scam benefits and rape is a bad immigrant, even if he's here legally
never seen a greater downfall than the last kingdom first few seasons are amazing, then it just turns in to Netflix SLOP
>>217690198Not really. He was just a stupid young lad
got the bloody anime on
asshole covered in the poo sweat mixture
>>217690189Relax, friend. We're all welcome here
Yes Jay Slater was a top shagger while he was alive but I am still alive!
>>217690216working class idiot wasn't heone less ugly mouth on the welfare
>>217690200>still consooming popular media in 2025/26
>>217690134Snivelling little dustmite
>>217690249ktim!
>>217690246um so yeah that’s kinda the theme of my post x
Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe.
me, gents? my status? moi?steaming, if you should know
Eating an orange and drinking some port
you lads really do keep me on my toes about admitting to some of my more normie-tier behaviours
>>217690236LOL! not much of a shagger now is he?
>>217690273preferred jonathan me
>>217690275Lend us a tenner
the noblest of souls
>>217690200remember enjoying most of the series but the film was peak woke netflix TURD
adelaide south australian police force from adelaide
>>217690307!!
>>217690307no dragons
>>217690298hadn't watched a video of his in years and then I randomly found his tiktok account a month or so againfucking weird
>>217690282Someday I'll catch up to him!
>>217690152obviously one can exist in principle. the problem is they rarely come over here in good faith and will simply lie to meet whatever moral standard you set for them.the synagogue stabber's family were ideal asylum seekers on paper
Pick one
>>217690300fuck offi didn't get a 200k net worth by giving to beggars
Where is Jessica Hyde?
my other knee hurts I don't want a second surgery
>>217690341She grew up
The plan: when I go to bed tonight, say to the missus "what's a guy gotta do to get sucked around here?"The theory: it is light-hearted and humorous with a slight undertone of authority to convince her to do it, without having to sound pathetic by just asking her for a blowjob
>>217690199Both bad :)
>>217690334you'd fit in with that little group
I miss mouse posting
>>217690315i heard people from adelaide are weird freaks
>>217690312yeah don’t even get me started on the film
>>217690360says you, sexless gimp
>>2176903394 for me
>>217690340I'm out of milk and have nothing until my next bennies.Come on mate don't be a skinflint
>>217690339Second last. Unreal
>>217690278Man's been on the port for TIMEDon't you have a job night?
>>217690339red dress obvo
>>217689921Wtf is this captcha shite
fucking fumingfucking hate jay slaterfucking hate the working classwe'd get rid of them if it were up to megoing to bed now
DUALIPASEX
>>217690387genuinely looks like me
this is genocide against rorkekind
>>217690367adelaide is probably the most irrelevant nondescript city in australia. i've heard it described as a low-resolution version of melbourne
>>217690411corr sexo
>>217690401Get a fucking pass you benchod!!!
>>217690354Yeah i'm sure thats really gonna turn her on. In reality she'll just laugh and think to herself, 'does he think that will turn me on?'Pull your knob out son and stick it under in gob
Listening to the GTA IV theme and plotting my next move...
which British ethnicity is this?
>>217690338>ideal asylum seekersideal for who?immigrants with skills the country needs, from cultures that are compatible with western values, who apply through the legal channels, are idealproviding they then integratethis isn't difficult to understandthis isn't a race issueit's simply a question of what is in the interests of the people accepting the immigrant
>>217690354this is how unironically autists have to go through life
waiting for my brother to get out of the shower so I can brush my teeth
Well said, Danno
>>217690447Pure Brit through and through
thinking about that video where it's 2 indians yelling at each other, one on foot and one in a car
thinking about committing a racially motivated sex crime in Chinatown
>>217690449>>217690338Shut up you boring cunts
>>217690433Alright straight Andrew Tate
>>217690464normie mongs love this shite
They'll never catch me
>>217690440Soviet Connection? bit of a tune that oneFor me, it's Vladivostok FM (TBoGT), Journey FM, and some Self Actualization
>>217690475Hahaha, you bloody fucking, you fucking bloody bastard, lmao
>>217690401Where the fuck have you been lad?
>>217690482i'll stop my conversation when you start a more interesting conversationat the moment you're more boring to me than the person i was talking to, so YOU shut up
>>217690464>>217690505which part is wrong?
>Get a fucking pass you benchod!!!
if you're a white woman in india standing in a public place, a flock of lecherous pajeets will descend on you trying take a selfie with you, and then very quickly start groping you
>>217690447Working class
>>217690411Go on, post sfw chebs love
erm.. hi
>>217690538does this affect tesco opening times
don't understand why indians consider "sister fucker" a grave insult. fucking your sister sounds like a flex to me
>>217690551A working class hero is something to pee
>>217690538And then post it to their social media pretending she's their girlfriend
been watching the darts ain't i
>>217690523
>>217690537Oh he seething.
Yknow back in the southern slave plantations they kept around a couple of house negroes to train up and effectively use like pets and sex slaves.Plantation masser would pick a pretty negro girl from the fields from her childhood and raise her to be his doll and play thing.Less commonly masser's daughter or spinstresses would get a castrated negro as their play thing too (can't have any little accidents now can we?).
I feel the hand of history on my shoulder
>>217690589Who? Me?I like the new captcha
>>217690568Flag checks out>>217690585
>>217690568um
>>217690575ahh so THAT'S why they're so obsessed with taking selfies with random foreign women, i thought they were just trying to capture wank material
never bothered with women because I’m insecure about the size of my dick
>>217690611unironically lock them up for life
So horny, think my cock is gonna fall off
>>217690597Shut up, fuck off, and kill yourself
Need a BPD demon to abuse me and Love me
>>217690611chebs
>>217690625SameMines too big I'm worried it'll hurt them
>>217690610What's a captcha?
Makes me think if I ran the plantation I'd do breeding experiments to prove or disprove eugenics, maybe make the fittest and most masculine ones mate each other, the lithe and effeminate ones mate, generation after generation, see if we get new breeds emerge...Imagine the results of breeding like that for say 10x generations...
>>217690625got an above average one and i still don't bother
Update; she said she will suck me tomorrow
>>217689967Nobel peace prize winner?
>>217690630feisty one aren't you? mmhmm
>>217690666Who, my mum?
Any of you lads spaff underwater in the bathtub before? How was that?
fingering my arsehole til I cum poo
>>217690449>providing they then integratethere is no way to prove that they want to do this, will do this, or prove that they won't drop the veneer of pretending to be british as soon as there's enough of them banging aboutno one comes here to 'integrate'
that politics thing in the news. its exactly like in The Thick of It lol
>>217690639Fuck off faggot
>>217689967She's a traitor who wants to sell her country's total destruction to trump and/or the highest bidder
>>217690585Cor
Tonight's the night
>>217690685I would integrate with a UK slag with fat fanny
>>217690676It cooks
>>217690702Whats got you all upset?
>Filter water with pillowcase: Stark official advice in event of UK-wide power cuts>"""Power cuts"""It's FuckingOver
sikhs and chinese integrate the rest don't
>;
>>217690597And what would the Masser's wife say about that?
Sikhs are bro tier
Kemi Badenoch is an anchor baby trying to import her stupid retard evangelical nigerian megachurch politics to our country
>>217690724how will they give us the advice if there's no power
>>217689967>>217690669KEK it's actually her, what a farce of an award. She's waiting on yank military to take power for her. As a champion of peace™ of cour$ehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%ADa_Corina_Machado
>>217690721You. Being a cunt
>>217690747Oh dear lordy masser wouldn't be none too pleased if only he knew! haha
>>217690685fair enoughbut you can compare:>immigrants with skills the country needs, from cultures that are compatible with western values, who apply through the legal channelswith>immigrants who arrive illegally by boat, from countries where women are treated as cattle, and try to claim benefits, who can barely speak englishand you can pick one over the otherwhy would we allow the latter when we can have the former?
>>217690765>She's waiting on yank military to take power for her.Quite based really
>>217690019My ancestors!
>>217690719Aye will try it
>>217690752Hope she reads this
Wank off you stupid cockface
No need for debate about immigrants, no one would miss them if they stopped turning up
Islam is right about women
>>217690773I'm not though
have a seat anywhere, relax
>>21769033910 cause I'm late to reply and I'm not sharing, 4 has the pengest tats tho so her
Would you rather have a penny that doubles in value every day for a month, or £2,000,000 upfront
Mental rorke is only just realising the novel peace prize has never been about peace.Numerous war criminals and genocidieres have won it in the past including Kissinger.It's just about rewarding and legitimising people working to spread US/NATO/Neoliberal/Neocon/Capitalism ideology globally, or who destroy states who reject those ideologies.
Feeling floaty and ethereal
gay poo for dinner
>>217690776How so? She's a kike puppet like that Argentine
>>217690854Take your meds
>>217690854it's mental rorke doesn't know everything you know, since he exists inside your mind
>>217690872Jews are cool now
>>217690339how did millennial gray become so popular it's objectively ugly
>>217690833*sits on the floor in the corner*
Had a few too many
nth for the gyaldem
>>217690765
Talk to me nice
>>217690891seen her suck a penis
>>217690752She's an agnostic apostate tho>>217690878Fuck off
>>217690898Who, my mum?
>>217690888lol this is mein bed now with a big can of monster for recovery tomorrow lest toilberg cancel my christmas break entirely
The Jews have already won
the white man SHALL RISE and reclaim what is rightfully OURS
gay poo arse rape
been playing an early access video game
Deport anyone of African, Caribbean, Arab, South Asian heritage who doesn't meet the following criteria:>Speaks fluent English >No criminal record>Was born here OR has live here for over 15 years already.With exceptions for the tiny handful who actually work in highly advanced technical and in demand jobs.Then put a cap on all immigration apart from women from EU nations, Hong Kong, South Korea and Japan.
I hate the way I live
i was just doing a captcha there, and got an image of a semi-circle, as you doit was a semi-circle with the flat bit at the bottomit looked like a sunrise or sunsetand for a moment, it gave me a brief feeling of joy
Feel like choking a Chinese bitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWjEHkO4pQ
>>217690898That was her sister, emmy doesn't even have an OF
my gf just licked my ear hehe
>>217690943sunrise just means another bloody day of the woke mob grinding you down
making cottage pie :D
>>217690873>>217690877This is undisputed fact you ZOG CIA IDF freaks
>>217690937Pack it in rorke it’s fucking boring
WAHEY
>>217690952ive never had a girlfriend
>>217690937Eh? Just deport all of them
>>217690947do you reckon emmy has watched her suck the penis
>>217690961MedsTake them now
>>217690974Wuwoah
is everyone gonna get a gabecube when it launches with half life 3
>>217690974ok
Mad how easy it is to psyop women
>>217690986No she's not a slav
Chung Ching KwongSum Ting Wong
I haven't had sex in 10 days. Imagine that, no sex in 10 days! I'm practically a virgin again!
>>217690810the billionaires who want cheap labour wouldthe bleeding heart useful idiot leftypol types would
>>217691030THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS
sometimes I make catberg wait a few minutes extra for food and she begs for it and I get a stiffy what's that about
>>217691043>the bleeding heart useful idiot leftypol types wouldthey wouldn't actually though
how do I become a cute japanese girl
>>217691044i get that tng reference ;-p
>>217690938Ktim
what is this new captcha brolmao
>>217690870cor
Just seen Keir Starmer slip over a Banana peel in Kensington Waitrose
>>217691083It's fab, much quicker for me (phonechad)
>>217691083Training AI bots
>>217690776Honestly Venezuela is a lawless shit holeYou need bodyguards to go out and live in a fenced in house and then the animals will break in and hold a knife to baby's throat while holding it upside down and tell you to give them your passports and money etc.Well that was my uncles experience...Or you could wake up with poisonous giant centipedes crawling across your chest
christ is king
>>217691070Been watching anime, getting drunk, cutting myself and asking this for 20+ years lad. Doesn't get better.
just sat on me bollocks
>>217691108>Or you could wake up with poisonous giant centipedes crawling across your chestperchance up one's chuffhole?
>>217691124ummies
>>217691109>>>/retard/
*googles it*actually seems as if chuck is king
family being annoying and theres no food to eat in the house and im still sick and
Historically accurate Jesus
Cutting yourself is so gay literally what’s the point
>>217691124reckon you should stop that
>>217691124
>>217691172Would suck this man's dick. No wonder he has over a billion people following him
>>217691003It can't run EUV so no
>>217691172love this little paki like you wouldn't believe
>>217691173attention
Jesus here>>217691172ktim
>>217691108last i heard there were gangs of kids with knives fighting over the best piles of rubbish because they might have food in themimagine fighting turf wars over territory because it might have discarded foodand the fat cunt president is on telly talking about the situation and actually starts eating an empanada mid-speech
>>217691193I didn't do it for attention I literally haven't told anyone I know that I have done it
>>217691198>last i heard there were gangs of kids with knives fighting over the best piles of rubbish because they might have food in themheard this from a missionary begging my church for money but about Ghanareckon its all bullshit
praying for a heavier workload tonight and tomorrow so the work shift goes by faster
>>217690775>from cultures that are compatible with western values3/4 of the 7/7 bombers were from cultures that are compatible with western values because they were literally born and well educated here. how would you determine whether they are compatible? it can't be by country alone when all of the western countries have 3rd world enclaves already embedded in them
>>217691173Feels nice unironically
two niggas kissing award
wait are you guys actually racist or just pretending
>>217691124Do you watch sissy porn by any chance?
>>217691109>chat: do you consider Jesus Christ your Lord and Saviour?>gyaldem: "yes, yes I do"Holy based almighty
>>217691240N
can't believe the acolyte was first announced in 2020, feels like it was much earlier. remember being excited about it, shame it turned into a dumpster fire
>>217691240fully racistlike waiting for the actually reform reform to come about
>>217691173Gives you an adrenaline/endorphin rush, makes you feel in control of something, acts as a physical pain distraction from mental pain
>>217691240I have sex so I'm a non-racist Labour voter
>>217691240Haha just pretending lol it’s just a laugh mate
Haha imagine going to a prozzie and she sucks you off and you still can't get it up haha .. imagine how embarrassing that would be lads huh?
Historically accurate jesus
>>217691109amen
me? A 36 year old virgin
>>217691254Never in my life. It's bs invented by /pol/, suicidal dysphoria, dysmorphia, and self hatred have nothing in common with sexual fetishism.
>>217691232>3/4 of the 7/7 bombers were from cultures that are compatible with western valueswhat were their names?
corrr fucking steaming me
Do you think Jesus ever had a cheeky wank?
>>217691240i'm not racist but no one would ever believe me based on my views
started getting into WMWF porn lately
OH MY GODI WAS PLAYING LUCY WHEN I SHOULD'VE PLAYED GODLOOKING TO THE LEFTSHOULD'VE BEEN RIGHTONLY LUCY GONNA HOLD ME TIGHT
just witnessed some blasphemy
>>217691299Shehzad TanweerMohammad Sidique KhanHasib Hussain
What happens if a woman reaches 30 without having sex?
>>217691297Ah ok, i feel for you lad. Any chipping away at that self hatred will help.
>>217691353She becomes my wife
I think Jesus would want me to have a Guinness by the fire and while I read the Gospel
>>217691302make sure you drink some water before bed
please don't become gayjust don't do itresist the temptation of a man's hairy pooey arseholeplease promise me this
you mean, a dead jew on a stick?
good prawns are hard to geti've never had casual sexi think chinese is better than indian
Got a pint poured haven't I
>>217691391He's alive
>>217691353better chance of finding the holy grail
Book of Mormon is actually the most boring slop imaginable It's just a rehash of the Old Testament shit about tribes fighting each other but with fictional names, plus timescales and geography that make zero sense.
Prozzie thought I was handsome ladsAnd asked if I couldn't get it hard because I was having sex with my girlfriend lol - no gf is in the picture
Done a luxurious 12:15pm poo
>>217691403Got a cheeky bokkle of wine
um
>>217691425>Prozzie thought I was handsomeShe said this and you believed her?LOL
>>217691436phwoarthis'll be my last pint til christmas day I reckon
>>217691403no you haven't>>217691436no you don't
>>217691444
da new
>>217691454sc
>>217691352and they decided to kill innocent people in the name of allahthis is what i mean when i say some cultures are more compatibleif they were born here then they're not immigrants and the point is mootbut that culture was brought here by immigrants from places whose culture is clearly not compatible
um ToT
going to bed now goodnight
>>217691454Ratio'd
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>>217691479
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>>217691562corrr
>>217691562corrrr gonna have a wank over this!!!
>>217691553>>217691553
>>217691562CWLTSHC
>>217691471obviously but you aren't exactly going to confess a love of martydom at customs mate.>if they were born here then they're not immigrants and the point is mootimagine they were born in another white european country then. they want to come here. how would you determine whether they were compatible or not in a way that couldn't be easily gamed and isn't just de facto racial discrimination
