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janny shant be liking this edition one bit
The roast chicken is almost ready
>>217690383Americans love Venezuela
>>217690391supper? east coast? must be, it's about five there right? sound great, by the way.
Janny the faggot tranny
My dogberg is cuter than yours
Eu sou mais as minhas loiras de olho azul americanas
>>217690437the midwest, but it will be a while before momberg starts cooking in earnest
>>217690383Was there another happening?
>>217690465Imagine fucking her
>>217690465hello mr lum. please namefag
>going to war with peace prezit's so over
>>217690465yankee rose
>>217690492maybe maybe not we will know in a few hours
I cannot imagine being meWhat a fucking loser
Lehman Brothers killed my vibe
literally me
>>217690508This is how Mexico, America, and Canada feels like.
>>217690492Jason shout up brownoid university and killed the vice president of the college republicans because of his hate for trump
>>217690614are you still in wisconsin
I deserve this
>>217690688thought she was a les?
Couldn’t smoke all the weed I’d need to forget my sorrows
>>217690701she can make an exception for meit’s only fair
>>217690688She’s still hot even if she’s a lezzy mcguire
>Jason appears in the threadhttps://youtu.be/2B2gKcLkygI?si=gxWsSaBYyIt2m412&t=46
Would Maduro prefer cleaning or cooking as a domestic worker
>>217690688have you watched that?she keeps biting her fork and pulling it out grinding her teeth with every bite she takespeople like that should be hanged by their necks
Don’t know what to do all day
watching s2 e1 of falloutwriting dropped in quality
>>217690771imagine my surprise
>>217690771Okidoki
Another day wasted, soon in the blink of an eye my 20s will be over and i will be an aged dessicated 30 year old. The worst fate possible
>shooting happens during final exams>uni cancels classes and exams and fails everyone for their courses cause of "inattendance" Universities are too strict with their exams, man.
>>217690771tell me how they do house. that's all i'm curious about.
Oh, you're sick with a serious disease and can't make it to your exam? Gotta pay to take the course all over again! Chump.
>>217690442Trvke
>>217690771>hasn't even finished a single episode>"yeah bro the writing fell off fr"/tv/ anons in a nutshell
fuark this achievement was annoying to get
Job announced they were ending all remote work today even for employees who have never once worked in office, so I quit on the spot, the last 5 years have all been record profit years so they can't even claim that its a productivity thing, manager panicked and offered me a hybrid schedule and said they would let me work from home on Monday and Friday and I said its fully remote or I'm out and that they can email me if they want to make an offer, I have like 5 missed calls from her now
They call me the bussy breaker
>>217690900you voted for it
>>217690897yours was annoying to get?
let me tell you about bad achievements
>>217690850I’m pretty sure they have to reschedule for you if you’ve got a doctor’s note
its just over for me, theres no fixing it
back in my day we called them cheevos
>>217690900Unfathomably based response
>>217690951No, they definitely don't. If you miss it for any reason you're failed.
>>217690931i have no idea what this is
>>217690746I have not watched itI mostly watch horror and trucrime docs on youtube
>>217690796that’s the thing about life, nobody makes it out alive!
My sister had to attend an exam the day after she had her infected tonsils removed, with a fever and a respiratory infection. They definitely don't take doctor's notes.
>>217690688She has nice toes
>>217690975I have savings and I've been interviewing with other places anyway, fucking clowns are going to tank half their workforce so that some middle manager who has never contributed to anything in their life can have something to do
>>217691008why the fuck do chinese and indians open the door for me when I'm at the drugstore and insist on letting me exit the bus first does this happen to you?
Be honest, if your country and Japan were at war and Japan offered you citizenship for your cooperation, would you become a Japanese spy?
>>21769088230 minutes is more than enough for anyone who isn't a braindead zoomer faggot like you>bro fryou're the only leaf in /cum/ retarded enough to talk this way. why don't you go back to sucking that american's dick like the good little twink you are?
>>217691063no
>>217691069Calm down.
>>217691069calm down
>>217690805not much of house so far but he's less imposing than how he was in the game
>>217691059not enough chinese or indians in my city to answer that
I failed my sexam
>>217691008it's a spinoff game of mortal kombat that didn't know how to responsively make fighting game controls switch to platforming controls, so there's a turn button, which makes it laughably difficult. i went through the whole damn thing too, the only way i cheated was using the save feature, and even then only at when the game went "CHECKPOINT". i just don't like password systems, they never keep your items.
>>217690976Well, at my university, they make accommodations for people if they really need it. It’s a massive pain in the ass, and requires the professor to create a whole new exam just for you, plus setting up a make-up time and location for your separate exam, but it happens. You’d better have damn good reason, I reckon; I’ve never requested it, as I figure it risks pissing off the prof, and having them give you a worse grade out of spite (even subconsciously)
Remember the penis inspection test?
>>217691090>>217691092
>>217691069Two two’s my fa m stop acting like a gerbert
>>217691101maybe that's what they're angling for. some of that howard hughes paranoia.
shut up redditjeet
>>217690948Runescape is boring as shit because you can just look up the math for how long something takes if you do it perfectly and its always a gorllion hours of just clicking in the same pattern over and over, none of the skill capes take skill just time, a retarded monkey with his hand taped to the mouse could eventually earn one given enough time
>>217691134I requested a makeup penis inspection due to being sick with covid
>>217691170and agility is the absolute worst because you cant even afk it
>>217690771Nah its pretty good desu, I clapped when the managed to reference every game in the series back to back at the start
4chan cultural victory
thankful for my big fat butt
>>217691191HowI never played fallout
>>217690508Had Venezuela not stolen Trump's Nobel Peace Price war wouldn't have happened.
>>217690900Tell her she needs to suck you dry too, you want rimming AND ball play.
>no new wars!>oil, you say?
good night brossssssssss
>>217691111It's because you're a white american guy they see you as the owner of the land which you are of course
>>217691227The winner in question
>>217691207Can I see it
Pretzel dough is mixed and fermenting. Gonna clean up the kitchen, bake some crackers, and play piano in the meantime
>>217691204I helped popularize “goyslop” on /ck/, and now its censored form is word of the year
>Canada's population declines for the first time since the pandemici voted for this
>>217691340You need to import more Indians. Do the needful!
>>217691165they're portraying him as a sleazy smartest-guy-in-every-room type. but you can just watch it here, you'll get a better idea than me describing itskip to 6:45https://www.cineby.gd/tv/106379/2/1?play=true
women are so attractive, how tf am I an incel
they really thinking outside the box, i mean who really thinks "how can we weaponize these indians?"
>>217691257goodnight, guy
finna smoke a blunt
groceriestoil. Shall be purchasing nog
Being gay must be like living life on easy mode. I hate foids so much it's unreal
>>217691400not worth it
invade Venezuela and install a US puppet regime headed by Palestiniansboom, 2 birds 1 stone
finna cope and seethe eternally and then die after a sad angry life
>>217691470based
>>217691470is this you?
I'M SMOKING WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217691373i just don't feel like it, sorry.
>>217691220nta but they did mentioned locations from every game this episode, novac was at the start which is from new vegas, they also mention reclamation day a few times which is from the fallout mmo
there's a lot of frogs in the catalog
>>217691518give me a couple of puffs
>>217691400>>217691518based gonna have some myself after I finish making dinner
nothing wrong with frogposting, perfectly natural.
>>217691519fuck my pigger life
white women.
>>217691541int is a frog friendly board
It do be like that
>>217691576
>>217691470
weed makes me too anxious
>>217691606>brother...I am so sorry...I should have spared you those oats
>>217691577should never have gave them rights
>>217691657Sovngarde awaits
>>217691688kek
It took me like 3 days of attempts to beat Gravemind on legendary.
Yt wimmin voted for orange man thougheverbeit
>>217691688>>217691657top kek
hitting shoulders today
>>217691700every flood level on legendary is a bad time
>>217691716Hit my pussy afterwards
>>217691723yes ma'am
>>217691700god, you must be so sick of hearing brute war cries.
Crackers are in the oven. Time to play piano for a bit
I was once sleeping outdoors on my grandparents' farm, and I was having a dream where my hand inched a lot no matter how much I scratched. Then I woke up, and there was a piglet chewing my hand. I will never feel bad eating bacon. Fuck pigs.
>>217691657
>>217691794Evil and tasty creatures, pigs
List of talentless hacks:>Christopher Nolan>JJ Abrams>Steven Spielberg>Joss Whedon>Jordan Peele>Kendrick Lamar>Dave Grohl>Jack White>Tupac>Simon and Garfunkel
>>217691767>Time to play piano for a bitvocaroo?
pigs are kinda evil
>>217691722There are no flood on gravemind. It's a brute level.
Good night bitches
>>217691823You forgot Guillermo Del Taco
>>217691840later, gator
If your enemy is of choleric temper, irritate him.
I want to get huge fucking arms and meet a cute petite girl who wants me to choke her out while I fingerblast her on the couch
>>217691832brutes are easy nigga aim for the head
Dan Bongino is out
>>217691912Why?
>>217691912That's not in line with our values.
>>217691822Luckily, it was a baby. Adult pigs would eat you if they had a chance.
>>217691939I think it would be hot to feel that level of sexual domination over a woman while knowing that she's enjoying it.It's not that deep nigga
just learned today that a phylactery is not just a fantasy object where the soul of a lich is stored to achieve immortality but is also a box that jews put on their head while they praybetween this, the blood magic, and the worship of baal Judaism is very funny to me
>>217691939Why not? Isn't that the dream?
>>217691268Did this really happen lol? Who is she?
>>217691971kek I have seen those before, little square boxes. their religion truly is bizarre.
Quentin Tarantino is overrated but he does have some talent which is why I omitted his name from the list of talentless hacks.He's not great but he's not bad either.
Sisterberg wants to switch rooms with me
>>217691971ugh, i prefer it to be a lich's thing. rather not taint my oblivion playthrough.
>>217692060Post a picture of your sister's titties
>>217691912I used to jerk off to this couple who posted video on pornhub of the guy teasing his gf's nipples and clit until she was basically writhing in ecstasy and cumming every few seconds. Then one day I went back for my regularly scheduled goon sesh and their channel was wiped. I have also never had sex.
>>217692076Die
Being isolated makes a person weird, being weird scares normies away which makes a person more isolated and more weird
All Quentin Tarantino movies are the same. Take something "bad" like Nazis or the Manson family in some gorey violent mess and have someone say the n-word
>>217692086I'm Mexican that's going to happen eventually don't worry
While on a road, you should mainly focus on walking.
>>217691554she’s cute where can i see her exposed labia
Is it Christmas yet? I'm ready to kill myself
the quesarito is back boys
>>217692107Yeah I don't really like any of his movies that much but he does have some specific scenes that are pretty good. He is sometimes good at lighting and setting a scene in a way that makes it sort of "pop" in a way like it's very memorable, like BAM, this is the scene, oh yeah, that's the one
>>217692115Olivia Rodrigo is more talented than you
just found out you can reset the playlist/repeat controls on free spotify by shuffling from one device to another.
>>217692154not small enough
>>217692097You're not wrong, but I think I've finally reached the point that anons here always talk about where you just accept it and learn to live with being a loser.I had a date last week, my first date since I was a high schooler. I was so nervous leading up to it, then in the middle of talking to this girl something clicked in my brain and I totally lost interest in her and the concept of having a girlfriend.It was like I could see the future, and for a moment I saw how much energy and time I'd have to sink into a woman just to keep her entertained and happy. I realized then and there that it wasn't worth the effort just to have sex and affection, I'd rather preserve my freedom to do whatever I want whenever I want. I have a few close friends that I keep in touch with and see a few times a year, which is just enough that they don't get too sick of me and enough social interaction for my brain to want to keep itself alive.
Spotify is probably the only modern streaming service that is justifiable to pay for its use. And this jewish nigga is using the shitty free version loaded with ads.
I don't have Spotify or Apple music I just listen to music videos on youtube from my phone
we are the lazy generation no more standing out in line so good at wasting my time
>>217692211do you have an adblocker? it tried doing this on a long drive and the ads made it impossible to use so i just switched to old O&A episodes on my microSD
>call Amazon for support>a Jeet answers
can dogs have autism
>>217692181>I saw how much energy and time I'd have to sink into a woman just to keep her entertained and happyJust know it's not supposed to be like that and women are supposed to be our slaves
>xe doesn't have a local library
and then i enticed her with my airbending skills
>>217692235lol if it wasn't a jeet it'd be a latinx or a shaniqua
>>217691418I never heard about a gay man finding love.
>>217692181>I have a few close friends that I keep in touch with and see a few times a year,Normalfag in denial
>>217692258TRVTH NVKE
>>217692232Adblockers don't really work on igoy devices
I saw Shadow the black stray kitty outside, I brought him the wallaby, he liked itToo dark for pics
>>217692211I just listen to mp3s files on my phone
>>217692263Maybe the love is the random hookups we made along the way. It actually kinda makes sense why they all have AIDS now
>>217690383chat, my dih lea
>>217692244Beaner
>>217692310cracker
I drank the beerI'm drunk right now
>>217692306The only couple I'm aware that never cheated were these really two old guys. Doubt middle aged and young gay men will find love judging by how many of them spend their time methed out at club parties and doing of as their main/secondary job
7 days 'til Christmas!!!!!!!!!
Kill me now
>>217692335listening to anything? i'm obsessed with twrp lately
>7 Days til Christmas
Why are there random, irrelevant Christian (just like Americans like them) African countries on the Trump ban. Like what did Togo ever do to the US?
>>217692333yt
Israeli women
>>217692335Oh man. One whole beer.
why do zoomers call everything diabolical?
>>217692403Disgusting nose extremely punchable
In 4 days I'll buy hollow knight with Microsoft points I only had to edge for months
tomato juice is the best thing god gave us, and i'd wimpy-wrist box anyone who says otherwise, unless their suggestion was orange juice.
>>217692413Everything has to be exaggerated and wacky for social media
>>217692403spankable
>>217692273You're not telling me anything I don't know, I definitely am a failed normie/normie in denial.Those 3 friends are the only friends I've ever had in my entire life, I've never made a new friend since elementary school. I don't see a point when I have them to talk to.I have a degree, I have a job, I have my own apartment. By all accounts I should be a normie, but I hate socializing. I don't want to meet new people, I don't want to meet women, I don't want to talk to my coworkers or get drinks after work. All I do is go to work and go home 5 days a week and then rot in my apartment posting here all weekend long until Monday comes around again.
>>217692434have you tried mountain dew baja blast?
why are millennials so effeminate?
>>217692413>>217692437an outgrowth of millennials claiming this were "AMAZING" or "HILARIOUS" or "GENIUS" when they were really just mildly amusing.zoomers are obsessed with hype so they need to bump everything up in hopes that it will give them a reason not to kill themselves since zoomers are largely suicidal.
>>217692459diabolical comment
>>217692413it’s because they value literature and classical beauty
>>217692459Think I might be a jew
>>217692455i have! it's very good.
>>217692437are you the koala food poster?
business idea: Mountain Jew Gaza Blast and it's a sports drink for IDF soldiers fuelling up to slaughter toddlers and old women hiding in hospitals
>>217692473that’s ok, I still love you
The amount of jeets on /x/ trying to weave hinduism or Buddhism into every topic is exasperating
>>217692453Try having no job and no friends , disgusting normal faggot you will never be a loser Kys now
>>217692472they use don't use the phrase literally THOUGH so that is not the case
>>217692499If you unironically browse /x/, something went wrong in your life
>>217692489I am anon
Honorary jew
>>217692498If you really loved me you'd donate
>https://youtu.be/OVj-DUiyClg?si=vrez5MImmdzuWl7Tcalifornia has a forever fog going on in the valley (3 weeks and still counting)Cali bros, we're finish
>>217692514>He says while browsing /cum/
>>217692527it's okay, that's the extremely gay part of california
>>217692514I thought /x/ would be fun alien conspiracy theories and instead it's guys who are like "I locked myself in a sensory deprivation chamber to contact an angel but a demon intercepted him and made me shit my pants and now I'm cursed with IBS" which then gets replied to by a jeet who's like "very good saar that is no curse shitting your pants is a sign from vishnu!!!"
Tomorrow I will donate clothes and sell video games for 1/8th of their price
I'm still somewhat new to these kinds of games but I still don't know how you are really meant to do well in some of these scenarios. I'm doing pretty well in this one by my reckoning, for instance, but I'll still probably lose anyway because the enemy has access to virtually limitless indirect fires and an armored brigade's worth of mechanized infantry and tanks. I don't even have AT assets except 2 (two) CG teams. surely I'm doing something wrong, but what
i wish jews and white would be allies
>>217692544Moving to a foggy town where it rains a lot and you get to wear cute sweaters does seem like a very nice gay aesthetic
>>217692502Having a job is the worst thing that can happen to you
moments like these I realize I need to move out
ive never watched The Wire is it actually any good?
>>217692571They are our greatest ally
you're not immortali wont let them deify you
>>217692587no it's shit
>>217692571They already are but the demon Candace is actively working to dismantle it on orders of the Iranian gov
>>217692600How did you hear about that?! *Sees your ears* oh no! You're too powerful!
>>217692592THIS
Drumpf needs to resign and let Vance pants take over
>>217692611even my maga boomer dad thinks all this jew shit is getting weird
these new captchas are just absurd.
I want a daughter
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmassooooooon the bells will staaaaaartAnd the thing that'll make 'em ring is the carol that you SINGRight withiiiiiin yoooooour heaaaaaaart
I can’t post on my PC because the captcha is impossible, I spent 3 minutes trying to solve it and still failed. This is basically segregation
>>217692587I watched season 1 and it was bretty good
>>217692644What if she got raped on christmas eve would that ruin the holiday vibe?
those faggots at youtube are updating adblock workarounds again
Get filtered chomo
>>217692668two can play at that game :D
The new captchas are a good filter for low-IQ shitskins.
>>217692652It only ask me 1 question on my desktop. 3 on mobile.
>>217692657you cant rape the demigod of the takagiverse
>>217692681truth
>>217692652Its basic pattern recognition
>>217692668Just buy YouTube premium
>>217692640i like them! they're much quicker.
sometimes I crouch in FPS videogames and pretend I’m a dwarf
>>217692692this alien freak has killed the NBA once and for all and Im glad its dying
>>217692640They're easier idg why people are complaining The old captcha were shit having to move the slider This captcha all you have to do is find the one that's wrong. It's idiot proof
>>217692689when it first rolled out they were all jacked up and had no actual rhyme or reason to them at all. he could be getting those.
>>217692692>watching sports>paying for watching sports>paying for watching sports in person along with the loudest demographicsYikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFsZy9t-qDcme noogieing all the grinches in /cum/
>>217692641Id fuck mine
>>217692737Brutally mogs Mariah Carey
>>217692527for me, its mark Finan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjZHdGWQsk8
>>217691268you literally can see the bloodlust and greed in their happy eyes
Mom showed me a racist video about Indians making floss. Surprising she would find that stuff funny desu.
Downloading grindr
ayyyyy papiiiiii chuloooooo
>>217692812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiadNVhaGwk
>>217692728What's your favourite Liga MX team?
niggas who dwell on the weather are fuckin retarded
>>217692800Why
>>217692845>posts the most trusted meteorologist in north americauh??
ate a lot of goyslop todayit was not good
My jewfu
Spanish people sometimes call their wives or daughter mami or mamas.
>>217692858it's easy to be the most trusted when you only report on the 100% chance cases of something happening.
>>217692845How about that weather boy sure is a hot one today
>>217692863Goyslop can be so good sometimes
>>217692863Then why'd ya eat you fat fuck
https://nypost.com/2025/12/17/media/new-york-college-approves-furry-student-club-as-trend-spreads-across-us-campuses/
same bitch has viewed my duolicious profile 3 times this week which i think means she finds me attractive which means i was a fakecel all along
>>217692881Spaniards have the highest rate of incest and familial molestation
Riddle me this janny, why are you a tranny?
>>217692890>december>hot
>>217692897I'm not fat, and I had it because I was eating with my family
>>217692909My pussy is riddled with diseases
>>217692897Why do you assume he's fat? I eat goyslop everyday and I'm skinnier than you.
>>217692878grim, glowcel
>>217692878why have a mere jewfu when you could have a jewrem of 20+ beauties?
>>217692890you know something though? it's not the heat, it's the humidity!
just realized the serb never responded to my belgariad post this morning, very rude of him
>>217692863i don't like eating big portions of anything. homecooked food, a delivered pizza, just one please. one piece, one slice, my body just wasn't built for big eating.
>>217692930> jewdiesFUCK it was right there
Tranitor asked me to tone down my anti-tr00n rhetoric, shan’t be doing that
This prozzie is desperate Makes me sus she's probably riddled with stds but still I can get her for the entire night for just $200
>>217692945He must hate you, he usually responds to (you)s
>>217692963where can i find prostitutes
>>217692961our jansexual tranitor asks for so little and you still cant even do that. are you proud of yourself mister?!
>>217692941This is true though humidity is fucking miserable in the heat, florida is gonna be a fucking uninhabitable shithole wet bubble in a few more years
>>217692977shall pay brian to curse him
>>2176929792backpages
>>217692979what, you forgot your moms address?
New>>217692986
>>217693000
>>217693000psheew and those digits, too. damn. poor guy.
>>217693008Too early + shit twitter op image
>>217692925You’re not in Ethiopia anymore?