dua lipa edition
gonna name my daughter "tits"
>>217695767why are they both moaning
>>217695767well that's a man eating his own poo then
>>217695767made for bbc
>>217695767wahey it's mary elizabeth winstead's less attractive cousin
finished watching slow horses for tonight and the cough is back so gonna go to sleep
>>217695745armpit erotic
>>217695789women get super emotional during sexy time so you don't even need to stimulate the fannois if she's riled up enough
>>217695745Why do 'bongs prefer this Romanian looking female o algo?
>>217695834its just one mong who spams her here
prince harry and prince william comparing willies in the royal loo
i'm only attracted to white women with oval-shaped faces and big foreheads and green eyes and pinkish skin tones
>>217695834because she's very attractive x
>>217695845there's at least two of us actually
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tell it on the brit thread!Over the hill and everywhere!Go tell it on the brit thread!To let my poopoo go!Who's that yonder dressed in red?Let my poopoo go!Must be the children that Chris Poole ledLet my poopoo go!Who's that yonder dressed in red?Must be the children that Chris Poole ledGo tell it on the brit thread!To let my poopoo go!
>>217695862Don't try steal my women
did you know the love heart symbol is actually inspired by the view you get of a woman's hips and bum when she's down on all fours slurping your knob?
>>217695888Have sex.
experiencing true love, losing it, and never finding it again is a fate worse than death
>>217695915ok ;)
>>217695745Why is British culture so superior in every regard? Other """countries""" could only dream of having even a fraction of Britain's cultural prowess. Even Union Jack is used as a design element because Britain is so fucking cool and high-class and everyone associates its flag with quality and elegance. Not even France gets to enjoy this premium. No other country fucking dares to smack its national flag onto its exported luxury goods because they aren't as cool as Britain. Even now I'm typing this in fhe English language which is another proof of British cultural excellence.
>>217695936May I marry your sister?
>>217695936alri KoreanBilly
>>217695936
Why are all these young "men" taking this zyn shitAbsolute low tier normgroid faggots, no idea the damages it's doing to their headts
Oh, baby, when you talk like that (Huh-uh; yeah)You make a woman go mad (Oh)So be wise (¡Sí!), and keep on (¡Sí!)Reading the signs of my body (Uno, dos, tres, cuatro)No fightin'I'm on tonightYou know my hips don't lie (No fighting)And I'm starting to feel it's rightAll the attraction, the tensionDon't you see, baby? This is perfection
>>217695964Scromgling at this reply image
>>217695936Bowl of udon, some kimchi, and a bottle of soju please boss
>>217695971>nicotine is an addictive chemicalok, and?
>>217695888
don't understand why people leave comments on porn videos, seems like a very indian thing to do
>>217695994she looks like she has a well smelly bum
>>217696017come gujarat plz bby i love you xxx
Forgotten English word: mosstrooper
>>217695991And has a whole range of health issues associated with it's ingestion, no such thing as a free meal
>>217696025cor
looking for good porn videos to leave cooments on
>>217696047kek
one time i was arguing with an indian and he literally told me to come fight me in his city and the city name literally had shit in it
was reading the google reviews for a brothel i went to and all the low ratings were from people with indian-sounding names complaining that the staff were racist
r nick is live
>>217696036State of the modern soyropean
>>217696062on gayporn4less?
>>217695936영국에서 문화라고 할 만한 데는 스코틀랜드 정도고, 많아야 웨일즈까지지.
LENIN
>fhe English language
in 2026 i should be getting a missus
Morning team. Was having a nice dream until the alarm goes off. Fucking hate mornings toil BUT I do actually feel quite well rested since I went to bed early last night which is a lush
>>217696105
>>217696159>the retard actual wakes up at 5am to larp as a wagie
can't believe nick fuentes is only 27, he looks about 40. zoomers do be aging rapidly like
>>217695964>t.irish
>>217696253truemad how charlie kirk looks younger than nick fuentes
>>217696204>>217696230>>217696253>>217696254https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766033490093544.webm
>>217696269why've you felt the need to post this frog bro!
>charlie kirk
Why is all of British culture obsessed with this idea of fixing toilets? You guys made fun of Poles for doing this for a decade until they rose above you in status, you always use fixing toilets as the job of a low status man
watching the new Knives Out even though l havent seen any of the previous ones and I have no idea whats going on
>>217696300Well that's a bit silly
https://voca.ro/11mg7GHt2slD
leftypol pronouncing foreign words correctly in keeping with his sensibility, rorke butchering it
>>217696299Any honest trade is noble
An african leader called Emmanuel Macron this Sunday in a panic, believing France was undergoing a coup d'Etat.In reality, the african leader had seen an AI video of a fake reporter claiming the Elysée had been seized by an armed group led by a colonel. Emmanuel Macron told this story to medias today, keeping the african caller anonymous, to emphasize the dangers of fake news online. The French president added "It made us laugh ! 12 million views !" and formally asked Facebook to take down the video.
>>217696299chuds be really mad when netflix blackwashing a white dude but also mad when whitewashing a black dude
this could be us
>>217696335But...?
finna play Roblosk
>>217696327https://voca.ro/1fhT0zuQy62c
>>217696335kiwilad's asleep lad rn come back later
>>217696327it was tinubu
>>217696335Could be ushttps://vocaroo.com/1fhT0zuQy62c
>>217696363could be but you didn't explain what was happening in that webm earlier
>>217696363code?
https://voca.ro/16WbFmoXDDey
>>217696363>see lovely ladies' bums>"corrrspaff">they turn around to reveal chinky faces>"uhh nevermind"
>>217696443you couldn't tell just from their arses?
>>217696451He's gay lad
Could be us
>>217696451no i'm not some kind of arse expert, only benders have that level of intimate knowledge about arse shapes and sizes
having a look 'round
been up all night watching porn but not wanking because i have too many drugs in system to possibly be able to crack one off
>>217696509Heroin lad?
well, here we areall the lads
>>217696519nah back on the tapenties so i am
Business idea: Operation Barbarossa IIArmy Group North: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, BritainTarget: Capture Murmansk, St Petersburg, and Archangelsk, and destroy the Baltic fleet.Army Group Centre: Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Netherlands, Belgium, LuxembourgTarget: Capture Minsk, Smolensk, Moscow.Army Group South: France, Romania, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, TurkeyTarget: Capture Crimea, Rostov, Volgograd, and Astrakhan, and destroy the Black Sea fleet.
Could be us :'(
>only benders admire women's asses enough to be able to distinguish which belongs to Asian women typically Oh he's flaming poofta lads! He hasn't seen a woman's ass since he glanced at his mum's coming out.
>>217696529you son of a bitch, I'm in
>>217696529I want to be on Germany's team for once
>>217680969
>>217696534could be us brit bro
>>217695745based edish. possibly the basedest
i'm a benderto clarify: i'm bent
Could be us :(
andale andale, arriba arriba!
>>217696547You look like that? I sure don't
>>217696565there's no way that's real...
>>217696565>john cena in a planet fitness
Doubt she's a fan of Acid Bath.
>>217696565ain't planet fitness the gym where poofy homos and fat women go to work out and then promptly give up on while keeping their membership active because the rates are cheap and it's not worth the hassle of cancelling it, and they're lying to themselves that they might return at some point?
>>217696592yesit's by far the worst gym you can go to, other than like a hotel gym
>find the cutest twink in the british isles to act this role>force him to pretend to be an ugly incelwhat is the point of this humiliation ritual
>>217696570>>217696571>>217696578>>217696592Could be us
>>217696607um
>>217696607He was playing a nigger. Not joking. The story is based on a crime some soulless n committed.
>>217696609fuck off
Sir Nicholas J Fuentes
Me own fooking thaneeaten alive by sumdragon troll bastard thing!
rip European civilisation
Drug mong loves his drugs
>>217696638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R95f7VwXqIw&list=RDR95f7VwXqIw&start_radio=1
>>217696630The last real nigga in the game
>>217696253millennials can't decide whether we age too quickly or we all look like childrenmake your minds up
>>217696621>>217696639Could be us
>>217696619I know and I find it hilarious there should be more movies and tv shows like this where they take the actions of the lowest IQ freaks in society and re-create them with sophisticated brits
ayo i didnt know whypipo music was dis lit!
CORR
>>217696701Would rather put my willy in a nice pink fanny but that's just me
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1765904458067346.webm
Getting raped
>>217696650i'm pretty sure conventional wisdom has settled that millennials are all babyfaces and zoomers look like they're 40 with a mortgage by the same they reach 25
>>217696715>bobs and vegane
there was someone in here a few years ago claiming that he shagged valentina nappi (an italian porn actress) because she does escort work in addition to pornassuming he's telling the truth that sounds lush
imagine bad dragons
>>217696741*pretends not to see you*
>>217696760Escort mongs da
leftypol fuming
>>217696786Good news
>>217696592Ktim but not gay or a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch/jE55HZJppesimagine this being your legacy </3
>>217696786The golden age is here
On the morning bus On my way to toilhouse for the Berg owns my soul
>>217696811>>217696815>>217696816FUCK OFF FROM JAPAN YOU BRIT !
>>217696715imagine how many retarded jeets spaffed on that over the centuries
Might filter France
It's to remove the brit from Japan
>>217696830
>>217696830hysterical webm
do you reckon it's more embarrassing to not be able to get it up for a shag, or to blow your load as soon as your dick makes skin contact with her?
Could be us brit bro
>>217696835us gaijin must be to japan what indians are to western countries
>>217696874She should be in jail
>>217696874really not the best at impulse control or critical thinking is she?
>>217696874The farther left the better.
>>217696870second one is flattering for girlsthey like it
>>217696874grim
>>217696886always knew you were a pedo emmayank
getting put on SSRIs when i was a teenager has given me permanent whiskey dick even many years after i stopped taking them
I am become shite
you know how in christmas songs from the 60s all the guys have really deep voiceswhy doesn't anyone sound like that anymore
>>217696913Everyone smoked back then.
>>217696913modern men are much lower test
gfberg sometimes refers to her vagina with female pronouns during shags and i find it rather offputting, gives me the ick really
>>217696894
>emmanonce not denying it hmmm
Remove brit people from Japan
>>217696894OK, well but now that's a tranny with her willard out
>>217696948Either laugh at the stupid joke or fuck off.
I'm a virgin
>>217696978unlucky lad, sex is well nice, you should try it sometime
They should confiscate my evil little cock not in a tranny way but like oldschool eunic freak vibe
stressing out about tomorrow for some reason even though i don't have to go anywhere or do anything. just got a bad feeling brit bros
Leftypol screeching over this one
>>217696978KEK THIS IS ME
>>217697062Ashley boettcher phenotype
how many regulars here do you think have been filtered by the new captchas?chance to never have to endure the likes of mousenonce or heatherchildmolester or ziedpaki again would be a fine thing
RAE LIL BLACKPASSED AWAY
>>217697062Bitch on the left looks like a Bosmer from Oblivion
Brit general passed away
>>217696874her teeth looked fine at 18
what's the story with france herewhat kind of schizo is he
>dry januaryYh mate let's take the most depressing month of the year and make it so you can't drink during itWorks great
>>217697135supposedly the local /fr/ whom gotten lost
>>217697135weird cuck schizo who calls any anglo flag brit bro
>>217697154he does it to anyone posting here.
>>217697118Rorke is scared shitless of those silly little darkies
In the toilhouse about to use Bloomberg terminal to look at siły graphs and numbers
/brit/ seems to be a mecca of sorts for schizos, i wonder why they all come here
fuck negative thoughtsme and my homies hate a pessimistic outlook on life
>>217696913i sound like that
Dunno how the girl from squid game is a model with a bajillion followers, she's alri but they all look like that
>>217697218Bet her farts reek.
>>217697218reckon she looks like pre-wall lucy liu
>>217697205>>217697207>>217697212>>217697218
>>217697207just because they all speak english. if heathermong and mousey spoke french im sure they'd shit up /fr/ as well as here
Saw this on my way home earlier.
>>217697218looks cute on the right but already looks bogged on the left
>>217697263
Latin should be revived and it should become the language of the internet
>>217697308caecilius est in horto
>>217697269
eating mcdonalds and crying
>>217697331
Come in close and get a whiff of Emma Watson's smelly pooters.
one more dogshit post and I'm filtering the Tricolore
>>217697349why you crying + what you eating x
test
Anime
>>217697364double sausage mcmuffer crying because despite my best efforts no woman will ever see me as more than just a good friend
Ashley boettcher
>>217697398is for nonces
>>217697349Patriot
>>217697416Nobody cares, fuck off you snail-eating cunt.
not coomed in 3 daysbollocks like the April Fool's Duff Beer can
Might kill myself
>>217697402what are your 'best efforts'? beta orbiting a girl at work? any runt can get a girl if they
>>217697466well how about you don't
>>217697444>>217697466
>>217697442>>217697466>>217695745NEW>>>/g/107562565>>>/g/107562565>>>/g/107562565
>>217697475if they whatif they WHAT
>>217697481That's 'Bone'.
>>217697481>>217697490
>>217697490despite you talking about american psycho i keep thinking of dog soldiers
>>217695745https://youtu.be/Yi0YbsT0TJ0
>>217697507ok
Why does leftypol want to kill the west
>>217697543
howling
>>217697562at what
>>217697507um wouldn't the recoil on that rifle propel the barrel upward and the rifle itself backwards since the stock isn't braced against anything and the entire weight of the gun is being supported only by his wrist?
>>217697562Is that are Ruby?
>>217697574he's a big guy
>>217697581for poo
>>217697581But the recoil would be extremely painful?
https://youtu.be/ozllPih3hOk
sucking a golfball
off for 4 days at christmas but I have to meet family for 2 of thosejust want to spend 4 days alone at home in my quiet hermit flat like the cretin I am, playing video games and getting drunk and stuffing my face with chocolates
It's beautiful to see people getting what they deserve
>>217697674this is why I need 2 weeks off. visit the family for a few days then the rest I can just wallow in my own filth wanking and boozing
>>217697685for me it's the one on the right, since she's not morbidly obese. Although she does have a bit of a man-ish face
i hope I get my ex-gf back for christmas
>>217697708why not get a new gf
ex-gf BACKED.com
>>217697714where? the gf store? you live in a fantasy world
going to start my 2026 new years resolutions a couple weeks early, why would i wait?
/int/ sucks today
>>217697704just a bit? lmao
Have to get my dad to solve these captchas for me
Mental how a girl this pretty poops and farts.
off to the gf store anyone want owt
>>217697748what mental illness do you have?
>>217697748source?
>>217697744I feel 70% confident in saying she isn't a man.
sir charlie kirk
>>217697750Yh i'll take an argentine with a big shnozz, b cups and unshaven armpits
>>217697475>massively improved my appearance with a decent haircut, smarter clothing, shaving, even skincare>I now actively hold conversations with women, tell jokes and be playful instead of just waiting for them to talk to me and only giving short answers>occasionally touch an arm or shoulder>show affection by actually listening to them and remembering things they tell mestill not even a single hitoh and I'm not an ugly fatty either
*pulls willy out*
>>217697810jomon vs yayoi
>>217697806Have you considered asking them out instead of just getting more haircuts and skin creams over and over and over until something happens to your hairless moisturised form?
>>217697806it's just a numbers game try more
>>217697814ah the fabled Chinamans Knob as it were
beep boop im actively holding converstations beep boop
>>217697829Howling
the 3 minute timer on my smartwatch has sent a small vibration to my wrist indicating it is time to touch her on the arm to break the touch barrier and send IOIs
>>217697864bizarre post
>>217697829you dont understand lad, I haven't had a scrap of interest, not even the slightest subtle hint that a girl is into me. I'm not going to stick my neck out and ask one out just for the hell of it, I need at least some sign that I'm not going to make an idiot of myself
>>217697864Howling
WEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOO
BREAKING: KEIR STARMER AGREES TO TRANSFER MONEY FROM SALE OF CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB TO UKRAINEAn amount of £2.5 Billion which has been frozen since Roman Abramovich left the country will now be given to Volodymyr Zelenskyy
>>217697891The owners of this animal should be arrested for abuse
Lads, there's something about hometoil that just makes happy
>>217697908but enough about your parents
Favourite big cat, lads?Snow Leopard for me.
>>217697911ok
>>217697916jaguar since they crush skulls and a few of them live wild in Arizona
blart what the devil are you doing on that confounded computer tablet device
>>217697916Serval Big but still small enough to be practical petThey need like 1.5kg of meat per day though
We are taking your white women saar
>>217697870Filtered by a gemerald award
>>217695745New>>217695217>>217695217>>217695217
for me my favourite cat species has to be the Black Panther. They're so unique, there's no other species of cat like them
my favourite cat is my cat because hes nice
Just found out they weren’t even proper hunger striking they were doing rolling hunger strikes Cowards
I FEEL NUTTY
ipod nano up the arse
>>217698039remember this
Ok, I will rewatch the avant-garde Nipponese skateboarding video
>>217698083done that daft old commie twat lol
counting or not counting scran violence
>>217698083No mate
Dua Lipa copulation bottom
a pooey christmas bum
watching a blatant leftypol youtuber and tiktoker defend india and talk shit about travel vloggers he thinks people lowballing tuktuk drivers makes you human garbage but then goes on to laugh about indians repopulating britain. strange guy
>>217698156the synthetic anus could have a pair of lips like a mouth, really hammer home the Dual Lips concept
>>217695745New>>217695945>>217695945>>217695945
>>217698208kys
Big fan of Paige Turnah's big ass
>>217698157impossible. christmas food makes you constipated and dehydrated
got spots all over my facemust be all the port ive been drinking
dua lipa sex mouth
>>217698182Sounds well mint, that. Instant ass to mouth gagging with my Dua Lipa mating behind
pooa peepa
why did god make hairs grow out of the willy
doin a compootation
>>217695217>>217695217>>217695217we're quite literally all in here
>>217696333you know what the difference is you're just being obtuse
>>217698383i look like this
peng ting in my office looks like sabrina carpenter. how am i supposed to work under these conditions
>>217698083hunger strike such a shitty passive way of protesting
>>217698393VPN off you French cunt.
GOMAD Gallon Of Milk A Day
It ain't me. It ain't me. I ain't no elderberry's son.
wish i was an ocean man
