summer edition
>>217709276basedthis is the one
This is the one
>>217709276i think i'll stay in here 2bqh
eating wee
do NOT link this thread in the other onei'm quite happy they stay where they are
I'm in here
>POLL OF THE DAY: Is Britain right to rejoin the Erasmus EU education scheme?Is Britain right to rejoin the Erasmus EU education scheme?Yes14%2229 votesNo86%13778 votesthis country is fucking finished, good job importing american tier anti intellectualismhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15395355/Poll-Britain-rejoin-Erasmus-EU-education-scheme.html
eating a scran
>>217709382it's called erasmus, not sexual harassmus
>>217709332i'm not taking the internet seriously, i'm taking schizos seriously as a constant source of annoyance, and how DARE you conflate the two? smug holier-than-thou little neek. i'll fuckin ave you
Sir Nick Griffin
>>217709276does yookay have summer?
>>217709405
nun lil tyrone cud do
>>217709416stop shitting the thread up
can you believe those mongs who are still posting in the heatherchildmolester thread? state of them
>>217709440
"I wouldn’t want to be a kid today. Everyone has to behave in a certain way."The sitcom star on his Christmas film debut, revival rumours and why teenage boys should still behave like idiotsRead the interview with James Buckley here:https://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/james-buckley-interview-inbetweeners/
How does everyone seem to know what that is?
no luck catching them killers then?
>>217709440i'm not shitting it up, you're shitting it upyou think you're so much better than me don't you? well ask yourself how you ended up here in the first place. we're not so different
look to the sky and enjoy the life
everdark balancers toil looms
>>217709437rorke's wet dream
>>217709432yes mate, it's right there in the picture
might get on the cans and make a spicy bacon and bean madrasmight just go back to bedcan't decide
poo and shit, among other things
>>217709514timmy pumping and dumpingtyrone picking up the pieces x
don't know how any british man could choose to marry a polish woman and have polish children
>>217709500if i take one step outside i'll be shot dead by some rasheed going full snackbar mode
>>217709500there hasn't been sun for months and it's raining every day
evens i go and watch fnaf 2 on my ownodds i stay in my incel castle and drink
>>217709472maybe he was just a radical, has he ever thought of that?at least we're fixing the problem now
What web browser do you use
Eating fried egg on toast
>>217709570well what's 0 then you didn't account for all options you fucking useless spaz
>>217709570BOOOOOOOOO
>>217709586bravebeen hatted for saying so in the past though not sure why it seems good to me
>>217709547>AAAAHHHH SAVE ME! SAVE ME MOSLEY! THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING OF MY LIFE!!!
Non-stop rain has made looking for weed dogends impossible the last few days
>>217709494I can tell you how we're differentI don't go in foren threads and subject everyone to 100 post slop
>>217709586waterfox
>>217709573Polish TobyTobik
Think I’ve been pozzed with that new flu. Got coughed on so much flying here from Gatwick. Fuck SAKE
>>217709586tor;)
the britposting station
>le shill lion browser
>>217709617oohh....kayyyy...
>>217709547If they're white and blonde it's a good thing
>>217709614quit funding wogism
>>217709551Unconfirmed threat at the shopping centre I was going to go to for chrisbo purchases
>>217709611Apparently it's compromised
>>217709612they have weird personalities and are not even 100% white
>>217709586Librewolf on PCBrave on mobile
>>217709611had a dream i was bumming the brave lion once
>>217709633what country is that? looks like a proper shitty bum place
>>217709633why is there a favela on a barren mountain of dirt
Tonight's the night lads.For context, if you were in the thread last night you'll have seen my post where I said to the missus "what's a guy gotta do to get sucked around here" and my missus said she would do it tomorrow (tonight)
>>217709681ok
>>217709681err
>>217709685New Zealand
>>217709633Mad how for thirdies Ready Player One is real
Compared to you who has a lovely personality and is 100% ‘white’
>>217709647they're not as pure white as anglo womenslav genes are muddied
>>2177095700 is technically an even number
>>217709674sent thos freaks flying
Hoot
>>217709694post her nudes to prove it
>>217709694Not had a blowie off my gf in so long, enjoy lad x
steam sale soon
yous cunts are so fuckin cooked ay
waiting for the good posts, here's one>>217709745
jewish, tatar, mongol, turkic...all goes into making the modern pole
>>217709547Bring me a fit Polish woman and I'll show you.
Live your myth in North Carolina
>>217709633why does he have stable electricity and internet but no floor
gay porn
Went to work today to find out that the toilfu was at her other job so I dished put the 2 cards and asked the female to put toilfus card in her locker for me. I then messaged her on teams saying as much as a thank you as I wasn't sure when or if she was going to be back before we break for Christmas. And in doing so, asked if she was going to be back. She said "aww thank you *hearts emoji* I'm back all 3 days next week *smiley face*" I said "cool, see you next week *cool emoji*" and she replied with a sparkly heart emoji. This is it niggas, I've got Mon, Tue and a couple hours on Wednesday to ask her out before I never see her again.LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!
>>217709739are they ever not having a sale?
>she's Indian and likes white menwould you?
>>217709681
>cool emoji
rorke buying fifa 2026leftypol buying cut your cock off simulator
>>217709769err, no.
i give bfberg a blowie at least once every other day if we haven't shagged
>>217709748don't carex
>>217709769no
>>217709787FIFA 26 doesn’t exist
decided not to brush my teeth tonight #hitler
>>217709759In Australia we have floors
Trying to find the goth girl from Greggs on insta but I only know her first name from the name tag. It's a shame people don't use Facebook anymore, it was so much easier when people used it and had their employer in their bio
>>217709799yea it does, it's called FIFA 25just like madden 26 exists and it's called madden 25
>>217709793Give me one on the days you're not giving him one luv
>>217709769depends on the smellindians really do smell like curry I found out
Plodding around my evil incel lair
>>217709739>>217709748Alri Gabe
reckon chicken thighs would be nice with risotto?
>>217709794why not
>>217709739might have to refund some games I've bought and not played so I can buy them cheaper then not play them
>>217709811Creepy freak
>>217709711>slav genes are muddiedso are yours
what’s all this then
>>217709762DO IT
>>217709793Gay couples are two horny blokes it goes without saying
Need to go Tesco tomorrow and get some wine and choc for my mum
>>217709839Literally everyone does this, stfu
>>217709813FIFA 25 doesn’t exist either numbskull
>>217709847Shnorse
pooing on a niggers birth certificate
mmmmmmboy areyoufat
on the piss with work tomorrow. made a right fool of myself last time got threw out by the bouncers. will have to have a quick 8 pints then home
>>217709853she's a lucky woman
>>217709472haha alright jay you bumder
>>217709847hørseberg
>>217709856No they don't
>>217709868work subsidised pints?
>>217709871Do treat her well don’t I
Chip in lads
>>217709868literally me last time I was trying to scrap with a bouncer after getting thrown out then went somewhere else and got thrown out again. we might be out together
ladsI have the next 2 weeks off workWHAT are we doing to celebrate
Yes they do
>>217709909The birth of our saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ
>>217709739have you played the game of the year Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 yet?
>>217709917Why don't you just ask for her Instagram handle then?
>>217709876horse is ‘häst’ in swedish!
>buy 2 packages of oreos, get 3 free>no limitthey fucked upthey fucked up so hard
>>217709941I have. shite. only worse game is all 3 mass effects
>>217709694OmdsThe trick might have actually paid off, keep us posted lad. Used to try shit like this to get BJ's off the ex but she hardly ever did them, no matter how witty my propositioning
right that's poo 2 done
>>217709895did he have to wear that paper crownit looks humiliating
>>217709909>2 weeks offare you still in school?
>>217709909>>217709938this but also getting fucking pissed as a skunk
If you won the lottery £15 mill would you tell your friends and family you won it or lie and just act as if you got some mysterious wfh job which pays you loads
>>217709895get him a golden ticket to the gherkin
>>217709886no but we start drinking at 12 so at least im doing them out of 5 hours of toil>>217709903lmao. i know exactly what went wrong in mine i had a hit off a coworkers weed vape pen and i was already drunk and it sent me flying i fell in the toilets and knocked all of the black guys fragrances over
>>217709961king bum
>BREAKING; VENEZUELA has ordered its navy to escort oil tankers leaving port>Bolivarian Navy of Venezuela has begun escorting ships carrying petroleum products leaving the country, following the recent seizure of a sanctioned oil tanker in the Southern Caribbean by the United States and threats of a “blockade” by President Donald J. Trump
>>217709941I read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia it sounds a bit poofy
>>217709956i know you don't mean it
>>217709961that's a christmas hat mate
>>217709947don't carex
Me mum died in the holly
>>217709978I'd lie. People resent richfags.
>>217709985Mercs 2 is real
waiting is no longer an option
>>217709989:)
>>217709978lie and live frugally off the winningswith a really powerful PC
>>217709954>NOOO STOP GIVING US MORE MONEY WE CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH REVENUE
>>217709978tell my closest friends and family, but not disclose the amount
>>217709633mad that this is how the brazil poster actually lives
>>217710029Fuck off Jensen
>>217709944I'm married haha. Just want a cheeky wank
>>217710013Ever shag her up the arse
>>217709978tell my boys on /brit/ :)
>pc gaming
>>217710076Men are disgusting
people say you can't live off 1 million these daysthose people are just retards
>>217709633india?
>>217710098If you’re 60 years old you can if you’re 20 you can’t
>>217710089yes
>>217709978give my best mates on /brit/ a bit of consideration for all the fun times
>>217709769that's all of them and no
>>217709786Bitches love emojis, bradders
>Children hurt in arena bomb to get £20m in payouts
>>217709841british genes are pure unlike slav genes
wish my arse wasn't quite such a disaster
DJEMEDIA is a actual nonce
they call her gina greedy, she greedy
>>217710168too much gay sex has destroyed it, sad
I'm the only white guy in an office full of indians and none of them smell of curry
>>217710168my arsehole is fucked the bottom of it is literally loose like a skin tag
ramen poo coming out liquid to nooones suprise
What if I tied you up and spanked your arse?
>>217710135the 5 o'clock shadow on her
>>217710190YOU are the curry
Russia has sentenced Ex-British soldier Hayden Davies to 13 years in a maximum security prison camp He was paid mercenary who fought for Ukraine against Russian forces in Donetsk, Russian-controlled Ukraine
>>217710202i dont think id appreciate that
>>217710190Are you Irish diaspora?
ok
Rajesh trying to do his workRorke waddling over to inhale his scent for no reason
My life consists of diarrhoea, fart, shart, hemorrhoid bleeding, constipation, bloating, eggy sulphur smells, poo
>>217710190i'd quit immediately if i were you, nothing more detrimental to a man's sanity than being surrounded by indians
>>217710202watched a video of a brazilian girl with a fat ass getting spanked and fingered while in handcuffs on the ‘hubbig fan of that
>>217710167of course not, just the term anglo-saxon disproves that
NEW: The Government is set to review PIP benefit levels for 2 million claimants every 5 years, up from around 9 months, to save £2bn by 2030
why do so many slav women have buggy eyes?
>>217710146The terrorists going to pay that out then yeah?
>>217710218rorke laughing and clapping because he hates britain and loves russia
Porn is white genocide
rorke.. is.. an Epstein.. diddyblud… six……….. seven
lobster, rock lobsterlobstereAAEEAAAAAAAAAA
>>217710236ever considered eating fiber
>>217709807thanks for the information
Bursting the poo gimps hemorrhoids and letting the shitty blood spray all over your face
>>217710195Had one of those this morning, thought I was going to miss the bus to toil
>>217710240watched a video of three brazilian girls eating each other's... well i'd better stop there actually
You got to carry the blameIt’s a strange game
First time posting here in years. What's new on brit? This captcha system is a nightmare.
>>217710291cor
>>217710298cor
>>217709856no
mad how every time someone mentions russia or the draft some neek little leaf jumps up to screech about 'rorkes' disliking the government
What brand of car do you drive?
>>217709162
someone get me a trough to eat from
>>217710336state of that boat
>>217710347got that 2010 renault megane me
Craving eggnog
Honestly if the choice is between the US/NATO/Israel or Russia, then I say fuck off. Would much prefer to be not involved at all. In fact even China would be preferable to the US and Russia, at least they're still an advancing society.
>>217710394oh god who set you off
send them all back
Starting a band. We make 90s Matrix Deus Ex ass electronic hacker music. Two white guys and a black guy all in black trenchcoats and black shades.
beiny beiny beiny beiny beiny is beiny beiny
for me its whatever papua new guinea are doingthey're gonna be the kingmakers
Honestly if the choice is between the /brit/ or /éire/, then I say fuck off.Would much prefer to be not involved at all. In fact even /balk/ would be preferable to /brit/ and /cum/, at least they're still an advancing thread.
>>217710307there's a frontend that lets you post to 4chan through a proxy nowwe have a captcha renderer which makes it look like pic related, it takes me less than 2 seconds to solveanyone still using this site directly is a peasantfilename is base64 btw
sucking my nob should be a per-requisite to posting on /brit/
>>217710307You liar, cansladYeah it just started the other, it is shit but I've gotten used to it I suppose. What's new is I will be trying to ask out the toilfu next week. How about you lad?
Mental how the majority of Vietnamese people are called Nguyen, Koreans are called Kim, and Albanians are called Hoxha.
Dreading seeing my family this Christmas
>>217710351On the slop again lad?Post a pic for the boys won't you?
There's bacteria-like organisms in caves, lakes and rivers tens of miles underground on the planet Mars.
so this is rorke
>>217710460>>217710460based and owopilled :D
>>217710494something you've got in common with them then
>>217710473>trying to ask out the toilfu next weekGood man. I'm alright, living with the missus and there's an block on the modem for 4chan. Was initially going to remove it but then thought it would be better for me to just stop coming here.
enough is enough
>>217710514reckon they poo?
>>217710494SameBrothers wife hates me for absolutely no reason
>>217710429Cool, I'll operate a shitty 90s printer and fax machine in the background for ambience I can't play any instruments you see
>>217710549she can detect you're a porn addicted 'cel
>>217710518
having a defecation session
>>217710391I'm about to make some right now x
>>217710549>absolutely no reasonSaid the yank 4chan poster
>>217710545Yh...
right right rightlets get on the booze
>>217710589can't, at toil you see
hate my mother
>>217710460trying to steal my data are you
>>217710560Think she just detects my autism and doesn’t like it
Watching some severance series two
Headacheberg is RAPING me
>>217710560
the streets are saying it's time for a cup of tea
>>217710623good
>>217710628scr
>>217710611kek tim kek tim kek tiiiiiimmmmmmmmm
>>217710623that means it's working
>>217710604this site has been doing it for a while my dude, catch uphttps://pastebin.com/8bfsk6jP
>>217710538We shall see what happens, might be back here next week crying and asking for the lads to tell me everything will be alright after getting brutally rejected. So how are you posting here now? Remove the block or phone posting, also why return after that long?
the missus ate my chocolate, this will not go unpunished
>>217710623any reason for it
Stop chasing 11/10 successful influencer hotties and look for a 7/10 autistic girlfriend. There. problem solved.
>>217710670>posting some meme from 2015 it's been a decade boomer get over it hiro has proven to be a competent administrator insofar as fucking off and leaving us alone
>>217710686dressed like a whore i bet
mad how upgrading to a new version of windows take about an hour and breaks 50 things but upgrading to a new version of linux takes about three minutes
>>217710696would kill you all for a 7/10 autistic gf
>>217710704literal 4cuck serf right here
>>217710696>7/10 autistic girlsThey receive 100+ messages from Chads every day
>>217710718me? I just don't updoot, I use arch btw
>>217710680Wahey! She has utterly and completely done you lad, sit down
>>217710718for me, it’s macos
>>217710460>aHR0cHM6Ly9vd28udmcvaW50L3RocmVhZC8yMTc3MDkyNzY=.tried using this piece of shit website and it's worse than vanilla 4chan the so-called "captcha solver" doesn't fucking work half the time and it requires you wait like 100 seconds each time you want to submit a post. utter garbage
>>217710759for you, its gay sex
rorke's battyhole: >>217710236
challenging keir starmer to a wank off
hmm let's test this
>>217710718indian programming
neoliberal bull logging in
>>217710767thistried using it just now and can't post without giving them money. no way josé
doing ham sandwich farts
>>217710817saggy
eating a pb&j
>>217710823sup crodiedid u get dat yung yung, dat gud gud?
>>217710817This video just made me asexual
>>217710676Everything will be alright, it's always better to try it. I'm home for Yule.
shadilay styxers
>>217710819is this the reason literally every program/web page ui is fucking atrocious nowadays because it wouldn't shock me one bit
everyting gwaan be irie
>Video games
>>217710779yeah well you’re a nerd using linux Sent from my iPhone
>>217710844sup crodielast gherkin shift was wicked x
Timmy's fiancée
>>217710767at least you didn't go to the metathread assuming it would be about solving tech issues. Worst mistake of my life
190 on like five different pedophile proxies again remember this place is his entire life
farting arse fart fart farting arsearse arse arse arse farting fart farting arse
>>217710890oh my day
i'm such a fartboi
If you can't solve the new captcha then you are too stupid to deserve to post here
>>217710922>>217710922>>217710922migrate when appropriate
>>217710876Ruined my life for a tranny award
>>217705156>>217705156>>217705156
>>217710767is this the so called nonce botnet
>>217710946correct thread btw
>>217710847Ah, makes sense. Lads always say it's sad to be posting here at Christmas time (it is for the freaks like belgfreak etc) but it actually gets quite good as loads of lads come home for Christmas and are all sitting about bored at the rents house and check in periodically while getting steaming and celebrating the day god's son was born. Pure kino actually
>>217710236ktim
