autistic gf edition
dubs and we all get a gf in 2026
>>217710922yeah this is the one
im a migrantTO THIS THREAD!
And how exactly is incest wrong, rorke?
>>217710922she probably has OF now
>>217710922i could save her
>>217710922black babies in her womb
>>217710985oh my days timmy
>>217710985Right well that's the leaked video of liberal zionist Destiny sucking neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes' penis
The new Charli XCX single
>>217710972>>217710984>>217711011>>217711025give your heads a wobble
the gf
oh my days my thread sent heatherfreak into a COMPLETE melty lmao
>>217710922she left out the bit where you go on 4chan and post about black men's willies for 15 hours a day
>>217711035thought he was a virgin
>>217711054women are stupid as fuck
Gonna put a classic game on the ol’ 80 inch QLED ladsCan’t decide between Mass Effect, Fallout 4, RDR2 and Skyrim
>>217711057mmhmm
>>217711062Dont believe every he claims. That video was timestamped to, and leaked immediately after Destiny and Fuentes did a real world meet up / collab.
chuck's fuck and suck
ziedy!!
missus just promised to be quiet for three days lads
Finding it harder to type coherently after all these years, think I'm becoming retarded...
>>217711094nun lil tyrone culd do x
>>217710969Roll
>>217711075seeing as how Mass Effect is the only classic mentioned
she's 15 you literal nonces
nothing you see is real anymore
>>217711094this is why they kill
>>217711120gonna be gargling on horse cock?
>>217710767that was the old captcha, the new one has actually made it even easier and (assuming you have cookies enabled), the timeout is often not even there lol>>217710824>can't post without giving them moneythis is just a lie>>217710891kek
Lads is Fallout 76 any good? Just seen it in the Steam sale…
>>217711147not very appropriate is it
do you have a favourite pen /brit/?
>>217711072I've been thinking about this a lot lately I don't think the average woman is really stupider than the average man but among the top 20% most intelligent people? It's like 90% male and 10% female it's only because the most stupid people alive are almost exclusively men that the averages are the same
>>217711165prefer not to say
>>217711165no it's objectively shite unless you like bad games
>>217711174my penis
you know who I haven't seen lately? poo smells poster
We aint using your thread, heathertimmy x
You are a liberal
>>217711197with any luck he's fucking dead
use these badboys at work, never failed me
It's nearly time for the most magnificent project. The Australian people have the brains, brawn & stamina to fulfill their nations destiny.
>>217711200oh he on a luh melty
new Tape Library is out, lads
/brit/ hours
>>217711197Xhe caved in to the dysphoria at last and is now transitioning
>>217711141>everything stopped being real because we have the ability to make fake things nowgive it some time lad
>>217711214>The Australian people have the brains
>>217711226she was wet
>>217711092aha i just got it
>>217711226sure is a good thing for her that there aren't any evil racist white men around to make the situation even worse
>lang=bn
>>217711251ziedtimmy living his gay fantasies vicariously through women again
>>217711251luh cope x
tea soonblock of cheese for pud
bulbousdem activating? x
>>217711251i think you are from where you've soiled yourself the last week within bathing
>>217711289Your death is imminent. Run.
>>217711214where's that water coming from then
finished my pb&j
>>217711256he's a pretty funny guy, shame about him being a zionist dog
>>217711289i always picked charmander
why are dogs so beautiful?
Charlie Kirk Agartha Hyperborea Nordic Alien Hollow Earth CounterStrike Gameplay Montage
>>217711315ocean mate
mommas don’t let your babies grow up to be niggers
mental how women completely monopolised the dating market
bet bellingham being generous with the baby oil rnemtoos slippy
>>217711346She's fighting them for their bbcs
>>217711369this is just really gay and weird
>>217711346>>217711369can you two fags just suck some bbc already and stop with the denial?
im a white ass nigga going hard as fuck
>>217711211They are good TBF, I've got blue and black ones at home and the triangular prism shape is comfy on the fingers for sure, inflow is also quality. I'm actually using cheap fine gel rollerball pens at work now, they function beautifully apart from for certain writing tasks and the the clear round basic bitch body
>>217711369I will drown you in a vat of raw fecal waste. You have been warned.
colourblind by darius danesh
oh i see he posts the animal cocks because he wants to pretend they are wogsheatherfag literally lives his entire life around black cockhe makes /hm/ posters look straight
>>217711369you're extremely gay
need an anna de ville gf
>>217711174for me
wish i had a boob to squeeze
zied absolutely farming (You)s
>>217711448bright smiles & jaundice x
going to bed now as I have to be up at 01:30AM for my 4AM toil shift tomorrow ok bye
are you watching /brit/?
>>217711491Night matex
Remember when belgnonce posted AI generated CP of school age girls with black men?Remember when he had melties denying he ever did it when it was brought up after the fact?
>>217711485runts cant help themselves but to get whipped into a frenzy
>>217711491it takes you two and half hours to get to work?
mental that sociopaths exist isn't it, people truly uncapable of feeling empathy
brexit means brexit
i must be one of the most gassy women in northern europe
get the 'tex posted
*shits myself in anticipation of Christmas Day*
>>217711502>3 women presenters>guaranteed woman winnerthey're not even bothering to hide it any more
Just seen a video of a school on ITV news and 90% of the students were subsaharan blacks :/
>>217711585Emma
brits tell the entire world their women are ugly to keep the slags for themself. I want a bunny teeth british GF
>>217711475nuffadem know x
The video is real. The gun was fake. The teacher didn't know it was fake. Why are you guys liberal here? You don't go outside. https://x.com/lisaparker37/status/1626452619794255872
SUPPORT BRITISH POO
>NEW - Spanish police carry out a raid at the IRTA-CReSA state-funded laboratory near Barcelona, as part of an investigation into the origin of the recent African swine fever outbreak — EFEum
is that belgian pedo posting again?i wouldn't know, as i have that flag filtered you see
im a poocel doing pootoil
It really is bizarre to think that two men would spend large amounts of their free time making up an elaborate fantasy where migrants rape underage white girls
>>217711063there's some guy out there that gets to fuck her and it's not me
>Scientists have shed light on the true origins of the so-called "first black Briton".>The skeletal remains - dating from Roman times - were previously thought to belong to a woman from the sub-Saharan region.>This had led her to be dubbed "one of the earliest Africans in Britain".>But scientists have now said they cannot find DNA evidence that indicates she had recent ancestry from Africa.>They detailed in a paper published online on Wednesday that she actually had a strong genetic similarity to individuals from rural Britain.>She likely had blue eyes, between pale and dark skin and light hair, scientists added.
>>217711708she has a gf
>>217711708>>217711712um
>>217711708She does the shagging lad
>>217711703it's chris chan levels of freakishness
>>217711716Almost like it was all just propaganda
>>217711703BBC fetish for a man is associated with homosexuality, the inability to receive arousal looking at a woman without there being a black penis in view. They're fucked in the head.
>>217711737One of them is a jeet, the other is mentally challenged and has a carer
>>217711669mental how guns are the problem and nothing else, even though this kind of thing is only happening now
well rorke?
can't believe Bjork got away with loudly singing the n word in that 'Birthday' song
>>217711727>>217711730>>217711731She still has ass doesn't sheI could make it work
>>217711716Oof another archaeological fraud. How dare they
>>217711749bless her
>>217711712feral, small-brained animals have more sex than I do
>>217711708>her>>217711776>she
>>217711794Dont like this. Not one bit
might take a crack at a new jigsaw puzzle of christmas
Finally filtered Belgium
toilfu turned down my invite to a pub quiz so I'm feeling a little fragile tonight lads
>she>her
Transhumanism will render concepts such as race and gender irrelevant
>>217711703I just report them for making low quality posts
like 10 packages for me got delivered at once to my local parcel locker machineWill have to make like 3 trips to get them all
got big long toenails me
do any of you lot have a thin dick and also have had sex???
>>217711716if there was no dna evidence how did they decide it was a wog skeleton in the first place
>>217711870did she give an excuse?
>>217711716this is news again?https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/189124455/#189125176
our lucythe massive racist
nth for the holodem
>>217711896Bro doesn’t have a car
>>2177119075 inch girth and its never been inside a vagina
>>217711845the kind of porn hn and zb watch is not 'straight' lolthose communities are 90% troons, and 9% males who are about to troon
>>217711770more girls in this uniform
bought my mum a terrys chocolate orange as one of her presents for Christmas but I just ate it so I’ll have to go and buy another tomorrow I think
Porn is evil and most porn stars are drug addicted victims of child sex grooming
>>217711770have seen left's asshole wrinkles
>>217711991lick her out for crimbo
>>217711962That's cope, interracial is one of the most watched porn genres
>>217711921I dispise david uglywogulosu
>>217711913she said she thought she'd be rubbish and not know any answers and that the only subject she knew anything about was celebrity gossipI said it was all just a bit of fun and not that competitive but it wasn't enough to change her mind
>>217711870Oof, hang in there lad. I'll be asking the toilfu out next week.Tomorrow and all weekend I will probably be imagining our future together, only to likely have it all shattered in an instant when she rejects me and ends up back here crying to you lot
>>217711716>that picBritish leftists are very abrasive, they don't have any tact.
You're all fags
>>217712012Yeah, won’t be doing that
bodied that cockwomble
>>217711994fact
>>217711957it's not about the carthat machine is next to my commie blockit's just I don't have enough hands to carry 10 parcels in one go up to my apartement
>>217711911Fitted the narrative
>>217712059you gay?
when is christmas i forgot to buy gifts
Going to sleep now team as I have to be up at 3:15 am for my 5:00 am to 14:00 pm shift tomorrow Good night to all the team!
>>217712050Good luck mate
Former editor of The Spectator has called the Tories a "far right revolutionary group". And he's right.And Reform? They are simply straight up MAGAoid neo-fascists.
>>217712050has she shown any signs that she feels that way about you or are you just going out on a limb?
>>217712079post tits
>>217712060Shiii that never happened
>>217712075And he has a massive chip on his shoulder ever since
>>217712079shut it you MAN
nothing on my steam wishlist is on sale because none of it has been released
>>217712065So stack them retard or bring plastic bags
>>217711794give examples
went into tesco to get a Christmas turkey but they only had regular turkeysabsolutely livid
>>217712113they're big, bulky and can get quite heavyI'd rather not risk it destroying christmas gifts for the senpaitachi becasue I got lazy
Why do Indians talk like that?
When I am champion, in a PhantomStill handsome, ringing for ransomsNot taking no for an answerI might take a blow torch to a chanterBut give me the money, keep the coke, that's fineYou've been under surveillance for timeLet's call it proceeds of crimeBecause now your proceeds are mine
>>217712136youre the christmas turkey pal
>>217711845I'm not so sure of that, I'm straight and I watch gay porn.
get the vampire survivors bought you steam slags
actually rorke we're in wales and she's speaking welsh
>>217712027they watch gay sissy hypno shit bro, not 'regular' blacked stuff (which for those types is generally a gateway into it anyway)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBO1-WfSDO4
Sucking on a woke vegan winter holiday season turkey
Still don't understand what crime Diddy actually committed
How the heck do parents afford private school fees?
leftypol on the train
>>217712186he was too zesty
>>217712186shagged a few kidsreleased a couple of utterly shite records
>>217712175This will forever haunt Rorke
>>217712186raped someone didn't he
>>217712186He trafficked women and forced them to work as prostitutes, also drugged raped and beat them
>>217711003Best time to post.
>>217712191they have loads of money
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/loathsomespottediriomotecatthoughts?
the baldest radio show of all time
>>217712175
*dances with the black girl**sticks my tongue out at the camera**gyrates a few times*
hearing some weird sounds outside think the gnome is up to no good again.
>>21771223790% chance this is fag shit, so i won't be clicking it
STOP WATCHING PORNYOU ARE SICK, SICK SICK IN THE HEAD
>>217712241Wanna give myself a buzzcut but my head is the same shape as the bloke on the left
>>217712080Cheers>>217712092Well erm, she has reacted to a few of my messages to her with hearts and gave me a present thanking me for doing my job yesterday. I haven't really talked to her much about anything other than work aha but that's what the date is for, find out more about eachother and if we fit together
>>217712079>pooru
>>217711968UM x
>>217712255nothing explicit, just a tranny in tight clothing
our serina
>>217712224>forced them to work as prostitutes,Lol
fuck sake all trains cancelled due to flooding so no christmas drinks for me
>>217712254Fucking batty boys with their arses hanging out
>>217712237right well i cant view that can i
is my mum gonna buy any fucking alcohol for Christmas day or am I gonna have to do it myself
>>217712313what’s on rg lite
picked up some pre-mixed cocktails what am i likethey were essentially free
>>217712254sup crodie xwe both love black men mhm
>>217712272hmmI have to say that seems more like someone being friendly than anything else to me but only you can really judge for certain. What was the present?
>>217712237CWLTSHC
>>217712254Mwad that the one with a gun tattoo(sterling) is the lad with no gang affiliation
>>217712304>>217711957
>>217712368sup crodie xme and ziedy love black men mhmmdey make us feel real good
Just had four Twix bars
four /brits/ on the log
>>217712412i used to be like this
>>217712376This is a first world country unlike Poland if you get caught drink driving you get arrested on the spot not like Poland where you slip the officer a bribe of his weekly wage €20 and then off you gon
having new experiences x
>>217712254mhm x
sup quodie dey in oven shift noh?
>>217712426why do u think we post black men all day?me and ziedy love dem x
>>217712405genuine poster
nearly finished making the 'nog
>>217712412Just eaten 400g of custard creams
screaming
>>217712430cronem taking turns on usdey bashing us real good xziedy tek dat mmhmmm
Need Trump dead. Pronto.
>>217712430Bro just fucking stop you’re so annoying
>>217712465Leftypol fallen to his knees but because he's sucking his boyfriend's knob and not because of this
heathermong is actually gay lmao
>>217712354Well, I was told to talk to her by a colleague multiple times to talk to her. In fact she was joking that today we should give the toilfu me as a leaving gift, when discussing what to get her
>>217712492bizarre imposterziedy loves black men stfu
>>217712465this that place in glasgow?
>>217712465The plaques Trump inserted under the Presidential portraits are so void of decency.
On the streets of Bolton whites, browns and blacks fighting together against other whites, browns and blacksMeanwhile rorke is holed up in his bedroom, the only information from the outside world is the shite he consumes from 4chud and his Nazi discordsGets you pondering who is more integrated?
>>217712516that changes things if your colleagues think there might be a spark. In that case best of luck to you lad, I look forward to hearing how it turned out x
>there are people itt unironically asking people out at workunless you're already flirting with eachother in the office or you know for certain she likes you some other way, wtf are you doing
>>217712531>>217712465why does rorke worship someone so pathetic and gross?
>>217712531wtf lol
>>217712535ziedy tek dat baton mhmmhe screamin x
>>217712567
>>217712531>>217712564leftypol FUMING
ktim
>>217712531>>217712597Why do they deserve decency?
>>217712531basedobongo was utter trash and it's no surprise his bitch boy biden was even worse
>>217712611Shamelessly stealing my memes
just eaten my tea
>Three bockles of ale>Roast pheasant, roast potatoes and veg>Blackcurrant pie with ice cream>Cheese and biscuits and a few tots of portQuality fare at granberg's with granddadberg this evening, lads. I hope you've all shown your grandparents some love of late (flashing your willard does NOT count btw)
yanks are not real
you lads know any good pornstars?
>>217712627what do you like most about black men
>>217712638Zoomer cunt
>>217712653no, mateIM drunkno toil tomorrow>>217712657i sub to your mums of
>>217712620trump is worse
just got back from work, feels good being a key worker keeping the county going
Hope Trump and his family continue wiping their balls on Americans face and enriching themselves in the billions with crypto scams and dodgy deals. I hope every single person in America is crushed under the boot of of elderly billionaires for the rest of time
>>217712625you the big fella in the tub yeah?
>>217712657no never met one
>>217712668dey big batons xme and ziedy love dat
now you've gotten that out of your system lets make sure the next edition actually discusses *British* culture, aye lads?
>>217712671I'm guessing you had a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle whilst watching another repeat of The Chase and cursing your bad luck in life, didn't you? lol. STAY MAD
>>217712691don't be a smart aleck with me mate, i'm too crafty for that sunshine
>>217712685Don’t get cocky you know what I mean.You know what you did
New thread.>>217705156>>217705156>>217705156
>>217712657Shrooms Q was peng until she got shitty tattoos
someone make a non-nonce thread this time please
>>217712732>>217712737fucks sake
>>217712749>>217712749>>217712749non-heatherlad edition
>>217705156>>217705156>>217705156New
>>217712754this is the thread
>>217712745kek I edited that Bradley ages ago
>>217712543Cheers lad, the present wasn't anything too special, just some chocolates and a card etc. she gave a few to a few people in the office who had helped her as well. But there are other little things I think might make me have a chance, I'm getting a vibe I think but I'll let you all know whichever way it goes, I'm here everyday after all you see
>>217712556I think there may have been some flirting but unfortunately I'm an autist so it's hard for me to fully understand social interactions. I also just finished with my ex of 5 years about 5 months ago and wasn't expecting to have to do this but toilfu is leaving so it's now or forever regret not doing it.
>>217712638Coooorrr, that sounds like proper good British scran that lad. Alas, all of my grandparents are dead sir. I'm an unc, you see
are we in here?
>>217713086ktim
pissing on a nigger
>>217712773>>217712732
>>217714760did this mission earliergot the enemy ace skin and S rank (hard) with the typhoon (doing a euro only campaign)
bang up job jannyyou're worth your weight in unpaid kudos
i have an idea for an onlyfans style website but it is only for people named dan, i call it dirty dans devilish delights.com
right then whos making the new because I arent
HE FUCKED LITTLE ALLY VANDERMEAD
mad to think that Ryan Farrick from Fairfax, Virginia cannot do a simple job with his 4chan /int/ moderation
gwan jannny nice workchristmas bonus ($0.00) on its way to you
>>217715299nice
>>217715313just call it onlydans
>>217715340teen pussy?ovah heeeeeeeeere
I'm based
mental how curries are well nice and your roast dinnrs are shit ! mental how you are all cursed !
rorke hates it
anyway..
>>217715370thought you lot loved shit
>>217715360I wanna go back
thats rorkes tea
Where's the new
STABBING WITH DEATH AND VIOLENCE
>>217715417jannyman wiped it before i could even link it lol
>>217715386hates what
>>217715400you'd think they'd have some sort of partial lid for it
>>217715444>>217715444>>217715444
Do you think janny got a message something like>Come in janny, we've had reports of numerous unsolicited hostile /brit/s incoming, take them down
i got my swag on
>>217715386imagine rolling her down that hill like a fucking wheel of cheese haha
