this is the one

The escort I booked for Saturday isn't able to do the time I wanted
Useless cow

sneaky bastard heathernonce things he can sneak a bill through congress, not on my watch!

>>217712792
ahaha great stuff this story still has a lot more twists and turns in store!

>>217705156
>>217705156
>>217705156
Real new

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so here we all are then

aye this is the thread

so this is the thread

err yeah im not posting in that one

i'm doing a poo

dumbasses went to the pedo thread

Belgnonce spam and actual CP in the other thread. Honestly just nuke the website. Please fucking ban it already Mr GCHQ.

planning on going for a haircut today but more likely i'll pace in front of the shop a few dozen times trying to work up the nerve to go in, and then probably puss out and go home instead

bellingham rubbing it rn

>belgcum

>>217713052
u like dat crodie? x

I've heard along the grapevine that this is indeed the thread

>>217713080
mhmm x

this might be the one actually

>>217713052
Your spend all day for years on end posting about black cocks on 4chan.
One day you'll look back and realised you wasted your entire life talking about black mens penises.
You are gay and a paedophile and retarded.

i am, you are, we are australian

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do brits still eat munchie boxes

bellingham in the shower at the gherkin, luh baton swinging with dat perfect size and complexion x

>>217713092
dats right
ziedy love black baton x
he cant stop talkin bout it
he obsessed

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Quentin’s sister lol

>>217713137
what's wrong talking about batons positively?

>>217713125
That's not a muchie box, but yeah we do

>>217713150
the fact that you pretend not to be a massive homosexual for them

>>217712820
Nah this is a different escort, a new one
I was planning on making this my last punt of the year

>>217713150
nun wrong crodie x
we all know u like baton mhmm
u post it all day every day

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nth for the baddiedem

Drink driving should be completely legal

zeidy think bout sliding his batty pon dat big black baton mhmm

right well the thread literally cannot get any worse

bellingham is washing his baton in the shower so please be mindful

Fuck SAKE
>>217712638
Coooorrr, that sounds like proper good British scran that lad.
Alas, all of my grandparents are dead sir.
I'm an unc, you see
>>217712556
I think there may have been some flirting but unfortunately I'm an autist so it's hard for me to fully understand social interactions.
I also just finished with my ex of 5 years about 5 months ago and wasn't expecting to have to do this but toilfu is leaving so it's now or forever regret not doing it.
>>217712543
Cheers lad, the present wasn't anything too special, just some chocolates and a card etc. she gave a few to a few people in the office who had helped her as well. But there are other little things I think might make me have a chance, I'm getting a vibe I think but I'll let you all know whichever way it goes, I'm here everyday after all you see

>>217713188
There should be drink driving lanes

i'm a ladies' man. that is to say, sometimes i use the ladies' toilets for a thrill.

>>217713173
not really nice is it

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cheeky x

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it not right

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.

OHHHHHHH DOMMY DOMMY

fucking hell. this is literally the worse ever sports personality of the year show

>>217713212
remember 95% of it is two posters that do not use the botnet and that jannies absolutely refuse to ban for their constant rule-breaking

they could remove them at any time

but they don't want to

>>217713236
No more comfy steaming Mark Christmas streams

>>217713244
LOL he dont have that bellingbatton x

>>217713214
impersonator
the real ziedy would never deny his lust for the cronem x

here where you are standing
rorkes did a dance

>>217713219
if she's leaving does that mean shes going to be inconveniently far away to be dating?

zeidy slurping up dat smooth cream from de gherkin x

ooooh who mandem
over by the chip shop, can’t stand them

>>217713249
Lando should win it easy, I'm watching nonce stings and saving twitter pics. It's mad that these fellas even chat to women

>>217713301
I HATE YOU

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mmhmm the steamy marble-clad showers have advanced single taps
meanwhile british timmies be scalding and freezing their hands, that's why they can't properly hold a pen

>>217713301
Chuune

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>>217713301
x

>>217713251
they could very easily code something that gives generals the power to vote en masse to ban someone from each new thread or to just give that person an ID for the rest of the thread to avoid making abusing it for a laugh worth it

>>217713244
She dead yet?

mhmm he's touching his baton right now isn't he?

>>217713341
:(

zeidy shaking his bum towards the gherkin and hoping to catch some cronem love
zeidy sliding on dat creamy baton and squealing in pleasure x

>>217713341
corr get him in my daughter's classroom NOW

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another night on the booze

>>217713277
No, in another building.
We live in the same town

imagine if all of our penises talked to eachother on a penis version of 4chan

>>217713383
LOL

suckin bellingham smooth off in the gherkin showers
tek dat

>>217713369
they're too lazy and incompetent for those things though, these are the guys who didn't update their codebase for the last decade

they COULD just ban the obsessive rule-breakers who are getting reported all of the time, but they want to keep them free instead

they are the keir starmers of the internet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npuN0_DM3v4&t=7974

sucking a mince pie

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you are fucking, you are fucking
you fucking, fucking you bloody
you bloody
fuck you bloody, bastard bitch you fuck you
fuck you
BLOODY FUCK YOU BLOODY
fucking mother bloody fuck bitch
bitch you
you'll you'll, fucking bloody bastard, bhenchod bloody

bopping on dat bellibbc in the gherkin showers x

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I'm seein' double here!

Six ziedys!

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>Black people are usele-

>>217713407
Timmy gon to the depths for Katie, little does he know she's in the Gherkin rn

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something must be done

>>217713407
scr

sucking black cocks smooth off x

>>217713361
heatherlad may i kindly request that you do not attempt to make or link another one of your schizo editions once this thread has reached its conclusion? no one wants to post in them and you will lose every time, such is the requisite level of depravity to get a reputation as poor as yors 'round here

Why won't the janitors act?

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any of you brits coming here for that gay soccer tournament next year? need to heem some of you

>>217713497
-ss

just thinking of the thousands of jude bellingham impersonators that are snappin smoove open my arse tonight LOL

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I just went to wash the dishes and there was a big spider in the kitchen sink. IN THE KITCHEN SINK.

>>217713537
lol
This is the real zeidy

any fat bastard man in?

>>217713566
impersonator trying to sow division

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>>217713526

>>217713542
so?

>>217713534
Go on then lad, go and beat him at darts, I'm sure it'll be easy

mousenonce, heathernonce, ziedbelg, the unholy trinity
would like to see them locked up in a CIA black site getting waterboarded

hi is anyone there

yeah the cronem are ruining my arse aint they x

>>217713564
yea

>>217713602
I like mouse. The other 2 can be fed to dogs.

cronem angry with zeidy... they're throwing him into the gherkin's septic tank... letting him slowly drown and suffocate in the dark, in a vat fecal waste...
zeidy still talking to himself about black cocks as the last of the light leaves his eyes...

all fine and well but they're blacking my arse tonight aren't they x

>>217713634
scream

well done you’ve ruined my night

>>217713629
Not a surprising statement from an incel

>>217713542
Get a cup and spare letter as a makeshift lid then chuck the lil fella outside

>>217713186
Here I am back after my hiatus, and belgium is still at it

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wash hands at perfect temperature and then we yam

>>217713644
what's going on here then

>>217713644
we all did that at least once

mhm no impersonation
just a flag
he aint gon do nothing x

A Very Mousey Christmas

zeidy swimming in the gherkin septic tank while cronem and katies laugh and film it

>>217713692
Belgium's a legend

>>217713639
you'll endure violence if you don't shut up

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>>217713678

mhmmm the gherkin cronem be rubbing their batons on my arse rn x

Genuinely hope that belgnonce gets completely mangled in a car accident and his mum and black stepfather have to turn off the life support

>>217713739
imposter
this is the real one >>217713753

remember

jannies could ban them at any time

and they're sat here watching the thread instead

irc.rizon.net #4chan

>>217713780
mhmm dis is the real one x

remember that zeid posted AI generated cp, never let him forget.

ziedy tekkin bellingham's sweaty grippy socks from changing room after practice
mmhmm xx

>>217713632
mousey is a absolute fucking creature m8, why on earth would you like him?

>>217713833
mhmmmm sniff dat sniff dat xx

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>>217713684
Exactly what I did.

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Why don't we get a nice animated Christmas card from the prime minister like brit/pol/ does? honestly feeling a little envious

my thrussy aching

Thinking of making my own text only image board.

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>>217713845

>>217713838
Not him but I prefer the current mousey to belgfreak anyday.
Original mosey was actually annoying but I must admit the "you are poor in runescape and in real life" gimmick is next level

chairman mao train

anyone know any crimbo presents i could get for mumstein and sisterberg on a budget of $20 (10 quid) each?
and don't say a dildo because i'm pretty sure they cost more than that and i'm pretty sure they both already own dildos

>>217713855
that general is full of fucking morons and spastics

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>*you land in London*
>You got accosted sexually by a London slag

zeidy wearing katies clothes and waiting for the cronem to pounce on his batty

>>217713935
>i'm pretty sure they both already own dildos
bradley.jpg

>>217713554
why have i never thought of that before

>>217713935
you only spend 20 dollarydoos on your own mother? Seems a bit stingy mate

got anything good in the steam sale lads?

bellingham baton up my fat arse

>>217713931
sc

>>217713855
>>217713943
yep I am also envious

>>217713979
actually this is what she requested, she wanted to make it challenge to see if we could all buy decent presents for each other at a low price
i don't mind going slightly over $20 if i have to

BILLIONS OF BIG BLUE BLISTERING BILLINGHAM BATONS

>I've often thought about thinking however it has not come to mind lately

reckon we should all start a new thread each

>>217713979
spending more than a few quid on christmas presents is gauche

>>217713935
Chocolate, wine, candles, bath bombs face/hand creams?
Don't know how much stuff costs in Oz and Amazon might be too late to deliver now lad

getting gang blacked

>>217714025
hahaha remember that one time when we did?

>Turn on BBC Two
>It's 'Amazing Hotels' with a Finnish episode
>Propaganda about 'the Sami being one of the last remaining indigenous peoples in Europe'
>Exaggerated fawning over their 'culture' of weird folk music and funny clothes

Fucking grim that we're forced to pay for this

br'ishers dun rinse they dishes

quite excited about next year lads
working on something at toil which is going to change everything

>>217714016
surely you get fuck all for $20? Probably a bunch of flowers and a pack of durries

>>217713935
floppy black knob

>>217714025
This

my dad sizes up his clothes and shoes because he has a small man inferiority complex

>>217714028
I spent £115 on mummy this year

new >>217714081

>>217713948
Timmy turnin off the camera and goin back for sum

>>217714055
i'm thinking i'll probably buy her a laptop stand because catberg has a tendency to walk over its keyboard and press F6 or something which disables the touchpad and she doesn't know how to fix it because she's a boomer
also, the durries alone would cost at least $40

>>217714084
I size up my cock cage for the same reason

>>217713855
corr, thats well good

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delivery cronem in critical condition

>>217714089
if you dont get a shag out of it whats the point

>>217714060
is this a small town in Queensland

>>217714094
janitor, please eliminate this man
a three day holiday should give him pause for thought

>>217714050
they only have inferior hot and cold taps so when they "try and" rinse a dish they burn or freeze their hands
americans have advanced temperature control taps which lead to fewer temperature-related hand injuries and better fine motion control, thus proper pen grips

deeply unfunny thread

>>217714107
there is literally zero sarcasm in that post

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He just can’t stop himself

Where's Spaino?

>>217714025
>>217714094
Waiting for bump limit me

started calling a girl at work thunderthighs and she actually doesn't mind it

>>217713729
Be quiet yourself, faggot

>>217714159
never liked that you still had that on the continent after the hundred years war

so glad i wasnt born black

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>>217714195

>>217714191
Is she fit?

>>217714135
the tap thing is so outdated. we live in new builds now, mong

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We're so back

had four fajizzas and two potatoes worth of chips for tea

>>217714224
whats it like to be an ugly wog haha big rubbery lips and nappy nasty hair

Business idea: become really fucking violent

>>217714054
What is this marvellous invention lad? What will you call it?

>>217714198
Keeping it helped us liberate you Pierre

ooga booga haha

>>217714221
yes, and she isn't fat she just has an incredible arse and thighs

>>217714227
this time with black ladies

>[Deleted]
scream

>>217714227
this was such an unexpected reveal
but I can't wait, it feels like modern AC5 with the whole squadron captain

quorn burger in a toasted hot cross bun

blacks have to invent a reality where anybody finds them attractive haha

>>217714250
not allowed to say lad, under NDA you see
this time next year you'll see what it is

>>217714227
<< By your orders, Rex. >>

i said a hip, hop, a hippy

Business idea: Operation Barbarossa II

Army Group North: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, Britain
Target: Capture Murmansk, St Petersburg, and Archangelsk, and destroy the Baltic fleet.

Army Group Centre: Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg
Target: Capture Minsk, Smolensk, Novgorod, Moscow.

Army Group South: France, Romania, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Turkey
Target: Capture Crimea, Rostov, Volgograd, and Astrakhan, and destroy the Black Sea fleet.

>>217714049
>'the Sami being one of the last remaining indigenous peoples in Europe'
that doesn't make sense. is the implication supposed to be that white people aren't and can never be indigenous to anywhere?

liberating a poo

>>217714260
does it look like we're liberated?

>>217714159
he was on loose women earlier though and they loved him soooooo

>his thread was deleted too
absolutely NUN he cud do

>>217714311
This looks like a cool computer game

>>217714311
Russia would still win. Also: Not going to die in a trench in the steppe for trannies and paki rape gangs LOL

Ladies and gentlemen. We got him.

>>217714245
that was a heatherfreak post

>>217714272
The real question is, do you think your cock can penetrate that arse fortress lad?

>>217710922
287 posts
you know what needs to be done

feeling down in the dumps

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>>217714277
>>217714297

>>217714387
Stig of the dump, so to speak

fucking hell you demented freaks are so mindbroken please find anything better to do than this

>>217714384
>>217714384
>>217714384
new

>>217714357
Russia is a house of cards waiting to collapse.

Best make some tea, eh chaps?

>>217714417
Not really

cba

>>217714417
Yeah its also a masisve global threat to western hegemony at the same time, curious...

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what's going on here?

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>>217714372
I know she likes me, shes been quite flirty and has been up for the occasional cuddle. She also once straight up asked me if I liked eating arse

problem is I never made a move and now she's got with one of my colleagues so I guess that's that

they're not sending their best

>5 /brit/'s on the log
janny going to drop a fucking nuke on us

might watch Neon Genesis Evangelion
is it kino?

>>217714454
Oh dear, that's unfortunate lad.
Best move on.

nothing ever happens is an unfalsifiable hypothesis because the only happening that matters is the apocalyptic one that kills us all and makes everything disappear for ever but if that happened it would be as if nothing happened since no one would survive it to confirm

>>217714486
his response time was abysmal when sometime last year /brit/s were like 80% of the catalogue

>>217714454
OOF

>>217714518
Nothing ever happens is now a new religion

>>217714486
not nearly enough

>>217714533
>>217714533
>>217714533

rorke kissing pum pum

ever had a womans hand wrapped around your willy

>>217714529
reckon he quit after the hack and it's a new one now

yeah might get this pizza going
quite drink you see

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>>217714549
YEAH!

breaking out in hives, me

White copper on this nonce sting just said bombaclaat, first time I've ever heard a white person say the word

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>>217714505
difficult to move on when I still work with her on a daily basis and have to see that magnificent arse swaying about

mad how [REDACTED]

>>217714549
yes I felt very self-conscious because it is small

reckon pretty women must look at me and see me in a very similar way to how I look at obese women

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>>217714551
>he
there's a bunch of them mate

>>217714630
Are you a fatty boombaty?

tried my Prada L'homme today lads
smelt lush

>>217714607
they are quite fit yeah

>>217714649
no, but I am a bit of a munter

>>217714596
perhaps he was irish diaspora

rorke's dad sleeps doggystyle

Nothing ever happens
Nothing happens at all

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>>217714630
that's how all women look at most men

>>217714551
https://youtu.be/KfZ39L_qWWI?si=InTCBwKpf3C0UtWO&t=2848
legendary world first

bloke at work is sleeping with a lass at work
might report them both to HR
dirty buggers

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Nowhere NEAR enough womfy posting

>>217714664
>munter
first time I'm haring of that word, I'm using it

real new
>>217714755
>>217714755
>>217714755

>>217714692
the west is finished

>>217714745
don't be a snitch bro

>>217714753
glad to hear that. love seeing british slang being used by non-brits

>>217714736
nigga sounds heavenly again

King's dead

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7 days to Christmas, lads.

actual, legit new here

>>217714836
>>217714836
>>217714836

>>217714667
Kek

fancy a coffee, but also quite fancy sleeping tonight

>>217714783
I really love mingy slag

NEW
>>217714876
>>217714876
>>217714876

ok you can stop making new threads now

not again lads

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt reveals board of trustees voted unanimously to rename Kennedy Center to Trump-Kennedy Center

is someone gonna make the new or shall i?

Seems like I missed a nuclear meltdown

>>217714917
go ahead mate we'll wait

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>>217714094
>>217714380
>>217714405
>>217714547
>>217714773
>>217714845
>>217714887

>>217714918
your first day away from /brit/ was it? hope it was nice

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not many black gyals like this left sadly

Listen, I can't be dealing with this tonight as I don't have the time for it.

Make a single new and stick with it

>>217714907
Love how you can tell Trump is struggling with his mortality and is now trying to imprint is legacy on the world literally anyway he can

>>217714942
hardly black

>>217714945
ooh hello mr grumpy

>>217714920
>>217714942
CORRRRRRRRRRR

>>217714937
Just a few hours lol

>>217714967
>>217714967
>>217714967
we're all in here i'm afraid

I NEED THE JANITOR TO SORT IT OUT
WE'RE SO CLOSE TO 310
FUCK
WHAT WILL WE DO

>>217714945
You must be new here.
This is what we do.
We FUCK SHIT UP

New thread.

>>217710950
>>217710950
>>217710950

>>217714965
what did kentucky chucken say? drop of black never go back black in the pond queer in the dark?

>>217714942
this is some Middle Yeastern type deal

>>217714980
This is the wone

>>217714929
here you go mate

>>217715016
>>217715016
>>217715016

>>217715025
>>217715025
>>217715025
kindly proceed in an orderly fashion towards the official new

why are you doing this?

>>217715043
>>217715043
>>217715043
New

janny sort this mess out NOW
OR ELSE

>>217715053
bulgarian are ya?

he's going to go mental

>>217715053
Mind your own business

>>217715053
I apologise for my retarded countrymen

>>217715068
ya
>>217715074
is there a FOKIN problem?

get the new made

NEW
>>217715102
>>217715102
>>217715102

>>217715107
early

/brit/ has lost its MIND

When ready
>>217715119
>>217715119
>>217715119

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so it happened again...

*sits in the corner sobbing*

Sir, another /brit/ has hit the catalogue

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Hm

>>217715163
this isn't even our final form

>>217715163
All me

scream

janny on his tea break (unpaid)

jannys fucking cleaning up

>>217710922
>>217710922
>>217710922

this is the actual, real, technically-unfinished thread

janny mate, there was no need for that

Quick draw on the prowl