/cum/ gang-editionprev >>217720022
>>217722334
jeets run half the hotels now and they do a very poor job of it. everything is either broken, dirty, or missing.
Addressing the hateful slander against Grigory Rasputin:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNejwq3lW3s
Rasputin was a satanic piece of shit, I'm glad they shot him. Fucker is burning in hell now.
>>217722400You should watch your mouth.
is it normal to feel like life is mostly doing things you really don’t want to with not nearly enough joy or pleasure to redeem all the toiling and chores
>>217722411cum at me bro, jesus has my back
>>217722418yeah that's life for 98% of people
gn /cum/ see you tomorrow
*taps sign*
>>217722430name
*plugs in sign*
Dead threadDead boardDead websiteDead countryDead planet
>>217722454Yes!>>217722461Good night
>>217722487true that
should I watch wolf of wallstreet tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in loveBut now I'm only falling apart
>>217722547It's a long movie
>>217722547yes.
>>217722556TURN AROUNDevery now and then I get a little bit lonely that all the best years of my life have gone byyyTURN AROUNDI GET A LITTLE BIT TIRED OF LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF MY TEARS
I'll never have gf let alone a sexy hapa one, I will always be an incel
listening to 4 morant by doja cat
>>217722616SAME
>>217722422Alexamenos is faithful
Man they got cool names back then
The price you pay is your foreskin
imagine going into a tattoo shop and asking them to copy a meme on your phone, I have pretty high embarrassment tolerance but that is another level.
my package should be leaving jamaica today
>>217722679
no one cares package faggot
everyone cares package chad
>>217722690
>>217722707I got a package for ya right here*unzips fly*
>>217722707what do you need to order from jamaica for?
>>217722742*zips up fly*
>>217722743i ordered a mug from the uk but its going through jamaica
>>217722687The mark of the gomco
>>217722757it's weird for it to go through jamaica
>>217722770Not reading that schizo shit
>>217722711xerxes was definitely an incel name
>>217722776its not i already jewgled it, the only weird part is how mother fucking long its taken for me to get my mug i placed the order on december 4th
>>>/r9k/83425944Made one
drinking santa juice (eggnog)
>>217722770>that faceImagine doing this to your baby. Yikes.
Dansa med ossKlappa era händerGör som vi görTa några steg åt vänsterLyssna och lärMissa inte chansenNu är vi här medCaramelldansen
in a final analysis it really doesn’t make a difference if you goon every night or abstain your whole life
>>217722781Chimp
how far we've regressed,,,
>>217722430SEXO
metro exodus is very hard on hardcore ranger
What if the real friends were the /cum/ we made along the way?
Drinking a beer.
i thought sybau meant shut your black ass upthe idea was that it was aave much the same way they call each other niggawhich was funnier than its actual meaning (shut your bitch ass up)
Use this for the new
Thinking of popping a cheeky melatonin and hitting the hay early
>>217723025footkraut face reveal
>>217723038isn't that the thing that makes people's skin darkare you african
my team lost :(
In The Santa Clause (1994), Tim Allen's character magically transforms into Santa, ballooning up to 192lbs. At the time, this was considered a comically heavy weight that believably provoked concern from his colleagues and family.
drinking milk
>>217723119obese people didnt exist in 1994 o algo
>>217723119On October 2, 1978,Tim Allen was arrested at the Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport for possession of over 650 grams (1.43 lb) of cocaine.He subsequently pleaded guilty to felony drug trafficking charges and provided the names of other dealers in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years rather than possible life imprisonment.He was paroled on June 12, 1981, after serving two years and four months in the Federal Correctional Institution in Sandstone, Minnesota. This was considered a comically short prison sentence at the time.
>>217723119I was over 200 before I had my first weight loss, slowly working my way down from 320 now.
incompetent aahhh niggas at this company
Just once in my life, I want a huge macromastia bitch to fumble her gigantic disgusting knockers all over my dick.
>>217723175put them boxes on that shelf boy, it better look tip top when I get there tomorrow morning.
>>217723152life in prison for drugs is crazy
>1 of every 10 persons in the US lives of food stampsi thought you niggas were rich
>>217723224I thought you were europeans and not arabs
>>217723224On average, yes. By capita, no. They're still richer in both metrics than Canada tho.
thats me. Im that nigga on EBT
Why am I still up dudes
>>217722647
>>217723286its only 10:30
>no ghost girl to rape
>>21772330212 for me rn
>>217723286It's only 10:30.
>>217723344Eu sou mais as minhas loiras de olho azul americanas
>>217723350It’s only 9:30
Leonardo still posting after doxxing himself you are no better than Brian or Jason
Nictotine gives me the sensation of my brain receiving a nice, warm hug :)
>>217723374Wtf are you out in the Pacific, or in Alaska?
>>217723381So does meth
>>217723286Because you're an unemployable, unlovable waste of space
>>217723375>brianI literally visited his mom's flower shop in chicago, it was just a regular flower shop
my ejaculate smells extremely potent lately
>>217723415You should have told her you know her son
>>217723425she wasn't there it was jeets taking care of the shop
>>217723415You should have told her that her son is a faggot who got molested as a child and spams gay porn to the internet I thought she owned a magic shop
>>217723447Brian works for a magic shop and lives in one of many properties his parents own
Lol set this faggot freak off like I was supposed to. You guys are welcome
>>217723447lmao
>>217723529You know you're a lonely fuck up because being molested ruined your whole brain chemistry right? Why didn't your mom care?
Brians Mom needs to know what's going on
>>217723509How did you know he was here? I haven't seen him post in weeks
I just cant get drunk anymore. either I get barely tipsy and it wears off in an hour or I dont even get drunk at all and just get cotton mouth and an upset tummy
https://youtu.be/32udqal_lyQ?si=sFdR8nBEe88rh03Hsuch an absolute fucking BANGER
Gay porn spam is only shocking if it’s literally your first day on the internet. This is baby shit. You’re a rookie, brian. You’re not even good at being a gay 4chan troll.
>>217723578He's not trying to shock you he's trying to make you horny
>>217723598he's failing miserably
>>217723603That's because you've been groomed into finding women attractive
the advice i always get is to redefine what a “good life” is downwards until it becomes basically meaningless
>>217723577dubs of truth
Should I ride to the eurostore and buy chocolate or should I ride to sukhdeeps convenience store and buy chips and a monster tomorrow?
>>217723653Is this anime good
>>217722334My cat really is just not very friendly. I knew this but I didn't really know just how big of a difference until I visited someone else and their 2 cats were immediately far more friendly towards me in 5 seconds of knowing me than my cat ever has been in almost a year of living with me. I guess it's a spectrum with cats and how much they tolerate people and mine is pretty far on the "doesn't like people" side of things. I wonder if he'd be happier if I got a 2nd cat for him to hang out with, but the shelter said when I got him that he REALLY didn't get along with the other cats at the shelter so idk...
>>217723689i liked it
>>217723572that's how alcohol has always affected me ever since I first tried it 18 years ago. i've tried to get into it at least a dozen times since then but it's always the same experience.
>>217723707Post your whole profile so I can see if you have trustworthy taste
Hi I'm baby I'm baby I'm baby
>>217723747https://myanimelist.net/profile/JJtheDarkMage
>>217723780>Boku no piko: 8
>>217723780Your favourite people are Marx and Freud?
>>217723758Googoo gaga
Sick of waiting for my mug and legos I'm gonna go insane
>>217723807he's got mommy issues obviously
>>217723807They're 2 of my favorite peopleThey don't have everyone
>>217723833it's just a mug calm your mantitties
>>217723843Why do you like unknown
>>217723845It's the mug I want to use on pizza Friday bitch
>>217723851lmao fat cow
>>217723849they're cool idk
>>217723864Boring answer, introspect so you can stop being an NPC
My favavoutrite anime is Momboclaat Boi
>>217723880Is this ai
>>217723888our whole universe is an AI simulation
>>217723880why her knees so fucked up
Not a fan of gooks or gook enablers.
>>217723851I drink Arnold Palmer out of plastic cups with my pizza.
>>217723907Me and my friends used to call this the George Bush can in high school because that's who we thought was on it.
>>217723907I cannot even imagine how obese you are
Gen Z is trying to cancel eating a sandwich with chips and a soda
>>217723907arnold palmer is too sweet and sticky for me. I always get green tea or lemon
>>217723917No I'm not
>>217723916t. waterfag
>>217723936favstian
>>217723936Average /cum/ poster
nothing wrong with eating doritos
>drinking goynectar
>cum nigga REALLY be sperging out but what cup they gonna use when they eat pizzaerm uh...haha...
>>217723952so long as you're not a cool ranch subhuman
I’m so glad I’m not fat. Holy shit.
>>217723966Bitch made
>>217723888that's an old one from before ai. i remember seeing it years ago.
ah yes 2:40amanother lovely wake up time for me
/cum/ is senran kagura general
Ayo Dontavius what's the quote of the day
almost fell for a scam, damn I'm dumb sometimesprobably good, I don't think I shared anything identifiable even if I did, it's not like it's possible to ruin my life anymore than it already is lol
>>217723952besides the damage they do to your stomach and colon with all those preservatives and artificial flavors
>>217724288one time one of their emails got pretty lucky with the company and wording they chose and they actually got me to call the number they sent, but as soon as I heard their Indian accent I hung up.
>>217724327Those phishing scams these days there are some pretty sophisticated ones. usually a common tell is that the email address is slightly offanyone can fall for a scam no matter your intelligence it's just a question of letting your guard down temporarily
Playing megabonkwish I had beer wish they didnt stop selling it at 11:45 here
I'm drinking a bottle of wineI feel worthless and unlovable
>>217724531*glasses you to sleep*
>>217724531It sucks feeling that way. Make sure to have some water so you don’t feel extra shitty tomorrow.
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me mum died in the holly!
>>217724288the best scammer I encountered had put together a fairly well researched call scam meant to impersonate a credit card fraud department. i have had legitimate calls from my card company a couple times after my number was stolen and used for fraud charges. they have a specific set of things they say that this jeet was able to replicate. unfortunately he dropped the ball on the execution. his idea to collect personal info was to direct his callers to a website to enter their details. when he called me i thought it was borderline until he said "okay please go to (fake website) to enter your details to confirm...". i cursed him out for a solid minute before hanging up. I was mad about how close he got.
>>217722334They look so cute
>>217724674how did your phone not light up with Bank of canabutts or whatever
lol
>>217724674>his idea to collect personal info was to direct his callers to a website to enter their details.Scamming is a numbers game, so that probably actually works on enough people
goodnight
>>217724841Brilliant insight.
Do I tell toilberg in the morning that I'm not 100% confident in the weldment he had me put in overnight and we made need a second pass at it or pretend everything's good to go, no reservations because it won't be my problem if it breaks
>>217724891I can't tell if you're being sarcastic
>>217724896If it’s something really important you should probably play it safe.
>>217724896The latter, other men interpret cautiousness and re-checking as weakness, and will subconsciously mark you as weakbest to pretend that everything is good
Looks like I have a fever. Dunno if I should lower it or let it be
>>217724969>>217724994The duality of /cum/
It was my mom's birthday a few days ago, not sure how old she is but she's somewhere in her fifties
I became a far-right chud when I was 18 and a virgin and lonely, and I've had multiple girlfriends since then, and have a good group of friends, and a career I love, and I'm still a far-right chud. Is there really no cure for it once you catch it?
Pungent pork farts
Black pussy may have changed Rorke but that black bussy will change him back
>>217725215It's funny how right or left, everyone uses sex as a proxy for correct beliefIf you have no sex, your beliefs must be wrong
>>217725326It is kind of the major imperative of all living things
>>217725373not for libtards though. they're the ones not having kids but if you've seen the average libslut you can see why
>>217725373Yeah I think that's right. freud is basically right everything is subconsciously about sex
>>217725091the White vs brown divide to be desuwitchu famalam
Going to try letting my fever run its course and get some rest. Might take a COVID test when the store opens in a few hours. Hope I didn't give it to anyone
>>217725326Sex really is probably one of the most overrated things on Earth, that was literally my first thought after losing my virginity. My point about why I became a far-right chud was because I had a lot of anger towards the world due to my situation, but even after my situation improved, I still hold the same beliefs.
>>217725414I am white my ancestry is german and british
>>217725417Why would you need a Covid test? It won't change whether you have it or when it'll pass. Like, do you take a cold test every time you get one? Why don't you go put one of these signs on your lawn libtard.
>>217725446I live in an area with a lot of old people.
What if you filled a womans pussy and womb with dirt and planted seeds inside it, then she laid down with her pussy out getting sunlight. Would it grow? The roots have space to grow into the womb
>>217725422>even after my situation improved, I still hold the same beliefs.Most peoples beliefs crystalize in adolescense and young adulthood, and after that they never really changethe outward speicfic beliefs may change slightly but the underlying mindset remains much the same
large portion of beliefs are genetic simple as.the one exception does seem to be communism, as it attracts the losers of society who are trying to tear down the people they're envious of.
>>217725515Retarded
I've managed to get myself into a labeless sexless relationship. We hang out 1 on 1, and do couple things all the time. I'm not giving her money either, she pays her half of the dates. Yet she does not want a relationship. I don't understand what's going on.
>>217725541t. seething commutard
>>217725468might work better in the anus
>>217725543she's milking you is what's going ontell her to fuck off
>>217725561What is she milking me for?? I dont pay for her and she drives herself. I dont understand anything that's going on!!
>>217725583Milking you for attention
>>217725583ahh the good ol emotional tampon bitalthough have you tried to like make things official in any sense
>>217725515Beliefs aren't genetic, the predisposition towards them is
>>217725583Maybe she thinks you're a fag, or maybe she's playing hard to get and is waitnig for you to make a move idk man
>>217725611When I first asked her out she said she didn't want a boyfriend. I said ok because I was looking for new friends at the time.However, our relationship now resembles that of a husband and wife with a dead bedroom. We're behaving in a boyfriend and girlfriend like manner without sex. It's quite bizarre!!
>>217725623I've asked my friends about this too and have gotten the same answer. none of them have experienced anything like this and are unsure of what I should do
>>217725543then you're friends idiot
I've seen this all before. This exact same conversation verbatim. You are all bots. Why do i keep coming here
>>217726268Which posts
It's FRYDAY
fat pussy or ballsack
>>217726360This one >>217725543I'm almost positive I saw it word for word a year ago
I'm going to watch the first 8 or 9 seasons of the Simpsons. I've never watched it it's been on my To Do list for years and I'm finally NEET so I will now undertake this task.
>>217726474So only that one post? Maybe someone copied it
The only time I feel happy is when I'm wine drunk
>>217725543you made a new friend, date other women
>>217726531That post and his other replies I am never wrong about these kind of thingsI have an extremely long memoryIt is likely some kind of bot/LLM
>>217726569Ok severian from book of the new sun
5 days until my birthday
>>217726459Looks like vulva
>>217726584I guarantee if you look in desu archive I will be confirmed to be rightToo lazy to do it rn as I have to sleep but it's not all uncommon to see the same posts over and over in this fashion
little zazalittle 'fefebig morning
just raped the poster above me
We are all going to die lol
I really wish faggots would stop posting here
yep, this one's going on the list
>>217726717uWU
seeing pictures of noam chomsky and bill gates with epsteinis everyone with even a little notoriety a pdf file?
love the fact that lgbt acceptance is on the decline
>>217726826>notorietyThat's a weird way to say jewish
The white man marches on
>>217727079Heil Hitler
Dat's what I need, a real classy broad
>>217727972BOGGED
>>217728014Just looked it up and Diane Kruger has never had any plastic surgery in her entire life
This is why nobody likes Californians btw
Growing up we all had that one friend whose dad was melted while trying to enrich uranium in his garage
Think my fever might have broken. It was about 100 at 3 or ram and is 99.3 now. Was sweating a bit
I don't practice diarrhea. I ain't got not crystal bowl.
Take down all the mirrors in my house I hate my nose, eyes and my mouth I hate the jokes I laugh about I hate the hoes I'm sad about
The best way I have to describe my life is that when I was a small boy I decided to become as miserable as possible as a sort of absurdist joke
>>217728622Look at freakin Diogenes ova ere
Most people will be better after AIAll anti-AI arguments hinge on the idea that I basically like and appreciate people as they are, and that's not true. I hate them and I wish they were different, and failing that, I wish I was subjected to their insanity less
