IMAGINING NOT THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS AT 6:30AM
be gay not to
you won the draw i use your thread as it custom
yearning for something which doesnt exist anymore
>>217723345much to think about
>>217723362was on the cans last night but only managed about 6 before I went to bedI'm thankful for it though because I have important things to do today and couldn't be dealing with a hangover
>>217723390kfc burritos? I know the feeling brother
Appear to have woken up alive again for fuck sake im about to fucking cry my fucking eyes out
Is anyone here chinese
>Fanny Kaplan was a woman who tried to assassinate Lenin in August 1918, shooting him twice because, she said, he was a “traitor to the revolution.” She was executed a few days later. Some historians have doubts about her guilt, as she was almost blind.
>>217723422Ni hao missa Wirriam
>>217723428Look at that schnozz. Oy vey. She could smell a penny from 4 blocks away..
next PM will be an american woman and introduce free speech
last half day of toil for the year
>>217723454*studio audience cheers as indonesia enters*
Posting on brit during white hours before the wogs turn up
today's master plan:>drop the car off at the garage>go for a coffee, write my expression of interest for a new position at toil>go to shops for some last minute christmas bits>sushi place for lunch, pick up edibles>collect the car>back home to wrap presents>after that get stoned and play goldeneye
>>217723464Good job mate.
>>217723472no negroids post here theyre all on twitter and worldstar and tiktok. this is a hell of our own creation
>>217723466please come to our country and increase our tourism economy and muttise
>>217723489Im not watching 50 seasons of that does niles ever get his quite stylish into the english rose's mercy
>>217723528yeah they're a couple by the final season although frasier remains an incel
Night de lids
>>217723543goodnight rabbityank
>>217723541Good good. And does the dad ever die he was a fucking little bastard.
get in
>>217723541less of an incel and more an involunatary serial shaggerhe even slings one up roz
>>217723571card thief, ay?
>>217723489QUITE STYLISH!
>>217723030Everything. Im a fat lonely 33 year old drug addict. Binge eating and staying up all night. I hate myself and my miserable life.
>>217723580pretty much everyone slung it up roz
remember when danny ings scored 22 goals one seasonmad
need Trish from DMC sat on my face
>>217723602have you considered that maybe the drugs, lack of sleep and binging on slop might be somewhat responsible for your low mood?
just finished crimbo shoppingtoil and a few gibs for sisterberg (a birthday and crimbo present because they're the same day to her)got her a kit cat clock and a toy gun that shoots bubbles. she's a core millennial and juno-hipstery as fuck so i think she'll love it. the real message for her though is that the clock is ticking and she can't play with bubbles forever. someday she will have to grow up.anyway what did you lads get your respective sistersteins and/or mumsteins? also, ever shagged her up the arse?
>>217723552no and neither does the stupid dog
>>217723493worldstar is unironically a decent site, or was idk i havent heard about it in a decade>WUUUURRRLDDSTARR
>In England, the sun rises at 8:23 am today, Friday, December 19, 2025. The sun will set today at 3:48 pm, providing 7 hours and 25 minutes of daylight. grim grim GRIM
>>217723384I will keep yours alive to reuse next time, lad>>217723382Can you kindly stab this faggot, lad?>>217723602Stop fucking eating and staying up all night you daft cunt, lad
they don't make kino like this anymore
toil do in 6 hours going to take a titanic effort to not make an utter arse of myself
>>217723631>>217723651The drugs and insomnia and binge eating are a symptom not the cause.
>>217723650Lots to be done
>>217723650peng peng penglove the darkness me as i'm an evil vampiric freak
hayley williamslove that woman
is it just me or are these new captchas literally impossible to solve?anywho ah'm aff t'pub
>>217723673rapelad!
Avatar 3 out today ladsMight pop down the kinoplex
>>217723641>mumbergpretty hand-painted stovetop kettlecookery bookluxury chocolates>dadsteinsocks with land rovers onceramic olive oil dispensersalad bowl + tongs>stepdadsteindecorative magnifying glasscashmere cardigan>sisterwitzpostcard calendarluxury chocolates>sisterwitz' fiancé'Regulate... G Funk Era' on vinyl
getting a present for mumberg this year is genuinely a bit sad as she's gone properly demented and might not acknowledge anything I get for her that might have used to have had emotional meaning
das ist beginning to look ein lot like chrischtenpfefferhausen, nein?
>>217723706i keep seeing people say this and i don't get ithow can you not recognise the pattern after doing it 2 or 3 times
>>217723728Hope she uses the kettle and the paint burns and you all get gassed to death by the fumes
mumberg and dadberg both hate christmas. miserable scrooge family us.
>>217723660thankfully at my toil do last weekend a girl got absolutely trashed on shots and distracted everyone from noticing my autism for most of the night
>>217723734no i mean i have had a fairly easy (if tedious) time with it, but i just had one where there were literally no patterns that stood out as totally unique also i've noticed that if there's a semicircle then the correct answer is always the semicircle this time they had two semicircles as well as two of the other shapes so i think the captcha jews are conspiring againsy me like
kind of crazy how I've spent the last few years accomplishing absolutely fuck all played a few video games, that's it. don't even know what the fuck else I did
>>217723745bit uncalled for mate
>>217723706good lad
>>217723761ktim done nothing since 2020
>>217723728ever uh yknow well how should i put it SHAG your sister?
>>217723732>properly dementedktim
>>217723761how do you live
>>217723777alri mousey
>>217722222
>>217723772no but I've seen her tits once
>>217723734oh yeah i forgot to mention i USUALLY can solve them, but it seemed like they threw one that's impossible to solve in there out of spite or perhaps for some method to detect bots or something
takes me about four seconds to solve the captcha, you'd have to be genuinely mentally retarded to struggle with it
>>217723728>buying gifts for the guy who fucks your sisterthat's so cucked m8 i think your stepfathers cuckiness rubbed off on you
off to bed
>>217723804this is me
{a,b,a,b,c}impossible
alright going to do the wordle now since it's midnight heard it was difficult from another poster
>>217723728why does your stepdad get better gifts than your real dad
>>217723804grim
>>217723815if i was a wanker id spoil it but i wont cause im not. someone else might. if you had a username and post history i might decide you deserve to have it spoiled. but you dont. so i wont
>>217723794Did she see that you saw? What was the context? What age was she? What were they like? How did you react?
I think for the rest of my life I'm going to instinctively assume 2018 was 2 years ago
>>217723829not going to correct you on the subjunctive mood here because you being a wanker isn't hypothetical, it's stone cold reality
crimbo is here
mousenonce spending christmas in HMP
>>217723803he's actually a lad, I get on well with himalso it might be time to log off the internet for a bit mate>>217723837she was probably about 17 at the time, getting changed and I saw her chest reflected in a large standing mirror. She didn't know I was there and will never know
>>217723829yeah dw i tabbed out after that post so i wouldnt have seen it been spoiledwhat a bizarre word
>mumberg>nothing yet>dadberg>nothing yet>sisterberg 1>nothing yet >sisterberg 2>nothing yet>gfstein>£150+ worth of makeup and pills from boots and Holland and Barrett
>>217723783with my parentsis it really that surprising
>>217723900either of your sisterbergs peng?
>>217723827I find my dad very hard to buy gifts for, plus he already has loads of jumpers so I couldn't get him another
>>217723792man the janny who deleted that thread is such a killjoy. actually what a mental case to do that. what's the purpose? just to stop people having fun?? that's it?
>>217723910...nh
11 (you)s im mopping the fucking floor with you lot here i have fingers up arses and youre getting sockpuppeted left and right and whatever way i choose
Gonna catch 6 hours sleep before toil
And Canslad?>24 packs of the cans x 5 €210 that's my Christmas sorted, lads.
>>217723932well i've got exactly 11 as well so how about that
>>217723900wow generic makeup she would likely have just bought herself anyway, how thoughtful
>>217723944ive got 13 now
It Diego day :D
>>217723934like 25 quid in real money
>>217723946ur a virgin mate dont get wide
battering myself
>>217723934just 24 cans for the entire festive period? Seems a little low, no?
there are so many beautiful women out there
>>217723964
what's it like to have siblings?
>>217723885Was that actually him fucking that horse?
>>217723973fine
>>217723959yeah mate I'm sure she'll be overwhelmed with emotions when you hand her a Holland & Barrett bag on Christmas day mate
>>217723973lots of sexual tension
what exactly is the value of sports personality of the year?like who gives a shit?
Going to try cronemposting when ziedy logs onSomething like mmmm dey cronem be waking dem batons be swinging dem katies hymens starting to quiver
>>217723957https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/325614132So five of those, lad is £214.95. Convert to euro and we get: 245.50at €210 to sterling we get: £183.87Seems more expensive over there, lad>>217723963No, lad. 5 of them. As in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, so a nice amount of 120 cans12 days of Christmas of 10 cans
>>217723867still about 5 more sleeps
Sick of this twisted crapitalist soyciety
>>217723973yeah
>>217723991pointless woke shite but still love to see rpry making foids and beanos seethe
>>217723994ah my mistake, sorry. Didn't take you for a stella man, although it was originally brewed for Christmas so good choice
>>217723508what does thsi mean
If i wanted to live around ______Id move to fucking _____
wonder what it would be like to escape north korea only to have some people think you're a spy
was absolutely raging at poker last night had all my money robbed by fucking brazillians
If i wanted to live around nice friendly peopleId move to fucking holland
wanking in a winter wonderland
>>217724044Cant be as hard as being a straight white male
>>217724065good post
If I wanted to live around Africans and Indians I'd move to London
>>217724089Der Ewige Anglo
>pretty portuguese girl with a lovely arse joins toil>acts like a bitch to everyone, routinely throws people under the bus>last week the boss gives her chocolates and tells her she should apply for a promotion>barely 6 months in and she's now a supervisorI'm getting blackpilled in real time lads
>>217724117The problem here is men being simps.
>>217724117it is what it is
>>217724117pic?
>>217724117Ask for a promotion, if they deny it then you can sue them under the equality act
if you were a woman would you shag your husbands willy
>>217724117some times people get promoted for the same reason you might think they'd be sacked
>>217724117it bleak
>>217724129I tried googling her name but didn't find any pics, sorryI may be spelling it wrong tbqh
Wishing you all a White Christmas and a National Socialist New Year x
charlie charlie kirkyi just popped a perky
>>217724117ever shag her up the arse?
>>217724117dont worry ladtoil freaks will be out of a job soon
>>217724163obviously not no
>>217724176don't you think you should do?
>>217724173I work a public-facing government job that is impossible to replace with AI so no luck there
>>217723641>Mum New bike helmet so she can drop using my 10 year old one>DadLight jacket for running/cycling in winter>Both Some coffee beans from a local roasters >BrotherTwo books, one on learning french (he's moving there) and one from a guy who walked from the Netherlands to Croatia in the 30's
>>217724183something tells me she wouldn't be very enthusiastic about the proposition
>>217723728Fuck me dadberg drew the short stick didn't he
Need a gassy Emma Watson gf to fart in my face.
>>217724188your done mate
>>217724191those are some very thoughtful gifts lad I'm sure they'll love them x
>>217724117it's funny to me that you all work this shitty little prole jobs and are proud to do so
>>217724212right well until they can programme AI robots to lock up prisoners I'm as safe as houses
>>217724212you're*
morning lads x
>>217724253Oooh you’re hard
My siblings stopped doing presents years ago, and now dadberg says he's doing the sameNot much under the old tree for me this year then
Right then, that was a gay porno
>>217723994>>217723994https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/307351788>24 pack>£42 quid>10 pack>tenner Bizarre, why are the smaller quantities ask much cheaperThat would put your 120 cans at £120
right then thats a lad sucking another lads willy
>>217724253Lucky you never worked on the wing I was on, would’ve had you cleaning my cell and bringing phones in for me
um
>>217724253>safe as housesthe houses in question:
wishing you a indigenous person's christmas and a DEI new year
Waiting for the plumber, am I not?
>>217724277Fucking hell, ladJust realized those are 60ml smaller per cans than hereAlmost 1.5 cans worth
Probably gonna wrap some presents today
great so now I'm actually feeling quite insecure about dadbergs presents and will most likely have to get something else except I have no ideas and likely not enough time left for delivery
>>217724276Watched it a couple of times, and you're right, disgusting
>>217724308how about getting him a son he always wanted instead of a little bitch runtoid
>>217724283Privet Drive feeling different blud
>>217724279yeah? *gives you an IEP*
>>217724323That was below the belt mate
>>217724306hope you fuck it up and you end up stumbling about the house covered in christmas wrapping like a festive mummy with a bow on the top of your head
>>217724304Buy another 10 pack to make up the difference
got sisterberg a christmas card that says "to my dear grandson" cos i thought it would be banterwas initially going to get one that said "to my beautiful wife" but i was worried that venturing in that territory even for a joke migjht eventually reveal that i secretly really do want to fuck her
don't really understand the economy
how s this for a brown shooter *poos in your face*
>>217724339well?
>>217724332Hope you fuck my arse tbqh
>>217724333Should get into advertising, lad
Which flavour should i go for lads?
>>217724339Once again flag checks out, funny how that works
stepdad blocked my car in againI will be late for work nowAgain
I don't want to go to work today
>>217724344well indeed my friiend, well indeed*starts rubbing my eye because there's a stray eyelash stuck in it and it's driving me wacky like tobacky*
>>217724339*surreptitiously swaps it for one that just has a picture of a hamster with big eyes and the word "ANAL?"
>>217724351Amber leaf you fucking virgin
>>217724339um
>>217724361used to happen all the time at mumberg's place, the house had a perfectly good garage to park in but she chose to block me in out of spite and always groaned and dragged her heels whenever i'd politely ask her to move it, causing quite a lot of mental exhaustion from which i have not fully recovered
>>217724339You mean your step sister yh?
>>217724361Punch him in the face then spit on him
>>217724351Get a pipe like a real man
>Amber *COUGH COUGH* leaf you fucking *WHEEZE* virgin
>>217724387I can’t even ask him because he’s well hard I just have to sit on the stairs and wait for him to leave >>217724393I’m a pussy
>>217724379I quit smoking. I was on L&B silver because im not a povvo runt on the amber leaf. But now i vape inside.
>Get a pipe like a *dies*
AMBER LEAF YOU FUCKING VIRGIN
>>217724339is she fit?
going on a big drive and probably going to die in a traffic incident haha
>>217724436Don’t be sitting in the fast lane mate else I will flash and tailgate you and undertake you if/when possible
>>217724436hope you do something hilarious like drive off beachy head
gay porn for christmas
>>217724412Bro used to smoke fags made for women and children LMAOOOO
>>217724339but the grandson one will make her feel bad about being a childless femcel
>>217724444i'm a left lane sissy
shout out to all my niggas in /brit/, keepin it realjust want you all to know that you're quite welcome to suck arse spaff from my japs eye after i've just bareback fucked some lad up the arse who had inadequate personal hygiene
think i'm ODing on the ol' 'roinshe'll be right though, reckon if i were going to lose the ability to breathe i'd've done so by now
>>217724474>>217724487
woke up feeling like SHIT
>>217724469alri leftypol
Got chatting with a couple of kiwi's in the pub last night and they were saying how they'd got the night to themselves cause both their gfs were at Christmas do's They also said they'd only been here a year and a halfSo they can come here and both get gfs in a year and a half but I can't do it in 28 yearsGreat stuff
>>217724351get on the snus you poof
>>217724498I feel fine, not sure what you mean
>>217723964its well grim getting on tinder and seeing endless sad lonely beautiful women
And the latest from Horseberg?
>>217724511their gfs are probably munters
>>217724506bit mean
too dumb to solve the new captcha lads
>>217724540made into glue, sorry mate
>>217724540who gives a fuck
mental you could just spontaneously combust at any minute
>>217724511have you tried talking to women
>>217724406>I’m a pussythen you will die a coward
if you fell for the anti smoking propaganda then you are an actual retard
>>217724564Yeah
>>217724339post a cheeky pic of your sister for the boys
in my department at work it’s me and 4 Indians. It is kind of nice to mog people for once
new word: tartini
Leftypol thinks the mossad did the Bondi beach shooting
>>217724571I love smoking but vaping is a lot easier.
came into work and immediately did a nasty poo that stinks. no one else is here yet
park benches in birmingham all moved so they face mecca
>>217724583it's Nigerians for me. They're so consistently useless they make everyone else look better just by existingplus you can blame your fuckups on any nigerian and people will believe you without questioning it
>>217724607own it. return to your desk and declare no one use the toilet for at least 30 minutes
Catberg...
>>217724583i'm the only brit in my department
park benches in stevenage moved to face mecca bingo
mum just told me about her dream last night. 2 masked men broke into the house, I tried to fight them off apparently but I failed and they beat the shit out of me.Think I will fucking cry today when I’m driving to work, that’s what my own mother thinks of me and fucking coward pussyhole
>>217724625a handsome lad
Fucking youtube isn't letting up. I'm not paying for premium but I'm very annoyed that Ublock isn't updating to resolve it
reminder that is heathermong's cat yes it's sad but do not be nice to that cat
>>217724635Were the men black?
Waiting for the Chinese to open
>>217724635your mums dreaming about being gang raped
>>217724616Prison guard mong?
>>217724635give her a vicious beating then demand she cooks you some eggs
>>217724657who orders a chinky at 9 am>>217724625thats a down syndrome cat
>>217724647using firefox and never had a problem with ublock
>>217724647get a clue and do something with your life instead of wasting it watching Geoff Marshall videos
>>217724647wouldn't even mind the ads if they weren't the most obnoxious repetitive shite imaginableevery 4 minutes of a video it's time to watch the same fucking ad for yoghurt again lmao
>>217724647ublock is fine in brave
>>217724406>he’s well hardgive him a blowie and he'll move it right quick after
>looking at the steam sale>don't like this developer's posts but it seems like it has a lot of shite in the workshop that would be fun>could just pirate the mods tooYeah, that seems like a Cansdo
>>217724657Herro I rike a derivery yes I want a 69, a room for two with a terrible view
>>217724665yh but the 'mong' part is a little hurtful
>>217724700what game
>>217724693Mine are most none stop remittance payment servicesI'm not a jf nor do I have any family abroad so their analytics clearly aren't very good
>>217724668He's quite a normal cat actually Bit fat and bit oldBut there's no need to be rude
>>217724653refuse to believe that creature has such a neat and tidy bedroom
>>217724718shower with your dad simulator
>>217724361>>217724406This the same stepdad you're getting a cashmere cardigan?
>>217724718First Time Cottager 2025
>>217724737funny
>>217724647Albanian vpn
new word: bollusk
Anyone notice that there are a lot more British hijabis on the streets lately?
>>217724758Like an oyster with balls?
>>217724711What's the most feckless thing a 'gerian has done?
>>217724741I'm the cardiganmong and I haven't lived with my parents since 2016
>>217724732nice cat :)
>>217724753Stopped working>>217724683>>217724695But I use chrome>>217724690No
wish i had a dadberg, had to learn proper hygeine and stuff like shaving all by myself rendering me a vf in school
>>217724718Stalker 2>>217724737Bit of a faggot, aren't you faggotlad?
kill all catbergst. bird president
>>217724647keep testing different nations, i used to get it via ukraine for £1.90 a month but they clocked that, can't remember what country i eventually used but it was only £5/month, had this for almost 2 years now£15/month is utterly jewish
>>217724787Ever bang your mum like in the animes?
>>217724797Kill all birdbergst. Cat president
>>217724787why are you japanese
must've misplaced my scissors and sello tape at least 10 times each over the past hour or so i've been wrapping up chrissie prezzies, seems like the only thing i can't lose is my virginity, am i right fellas?
>>217724787dads dont teach those things. thats a sitcom trope. theyre too insecure to help make their son into men
>>217724772walked out the jail with keys still in their pocketfallen asleep on suicide watchleft cell doors openPAVA'd someone in cuffsnot to mention they're mostly corrupt af
>>217724833thats early onset alzheimers lad. egt yourself checked into a home
>>217724848What's a pava
>>217724864actually i just found it, rolled away from where i had it and nestled itself beneath a plot plant, so that wasn't my fault it was just probability continuing its ongoing campaign to chip away at my sanity
>>217724796I played the first one when it came out and remember it being fun might give that a try myself
>>217724848It is quite impressive now an entire country's people can be incompetent regardless of the profession they go into
>japanese girls>white girlsI see why people do it now lads... it's literally over...
>>217724866pepper sprayI forget the acronym but one of the As is 'acid'
Virgin Freak Simulator 2026
>>217724848so why do they keep getting recruited? sounds like the rest of you are utterly feckless too if this keeps happening
>>217724892Revenge against society DLC
>>217724909sheer desperation because staff numbers are in freefall
con sarnit i''ve only gone and lost my bloody lesbian knives again (that's my name for scissors by the by)
remember that video of that guy shagging a prison guardeven men in prison live better lives than us
>>217724919are there any big boss prisoners who call the shots
>>217724919mad how they'll do literally anything except pay people a decent wage and improve working conditions.
first time i ever did a poo as a baby it was like "what the hell? why does that feel so amazing, and how can i do it again?"and so began my love affair with indian and mexican cuisine, and eventually, other men
>>217724936all women are like that you just need to speak to them
>>217723369>>217723369>>217723369Reuse this one when we hit bump limit, lads.
i don't know about you but i don't want to wipe anyone's bum
>>217724940every cell block has them. They're worth getting acquainted with because they're usually pretty sound and intelligent and help keep the rest of them in check
>>217724892not even a simulator for some of you lot
