Millie edition
Imagine watching her make a scat video where she shits on a newspaper on the floor.
>>217727822i am objectively high iqcope on
So this is your new?
>None of the comfiness of morning /brit/>None of the exciting shouting matches of afternoon /brit/>All of the schizos going on about their random obsessionsActually might do some toil
what would happen if you went into a department and hit in one of those racks behind a bunch of jackets or whatever, and right at closing time you called the office of the store and said "iiii'mmm hiiiiidddiiiiinggg, come and get meeeeee" and then all the staff end up having to do 3 hours of unpaid overtime trying to get you out
>>217727890id start raping my own arse at 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph
shitting out my knob
>>217727915Might want to get that checked lad.
arse crapping a poo from my obese gay willy
>>217727890'magine you don't tell them and simply hide there overnight
Quentin’s mind broke ever since he started balding
>>217727931>>217727927
>>217727741Nom nom nom
>>217727934seems like it would be an effective strategy if you're a tramp, you'd have to find a way to clean yourself though so they can't track you by smell
LKISTENING TO DUBSTEPP HYPER POPPPCHRISTMAS IS COMINGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>217727943How are you able to post with the new captcha?
Imagine if you hid in the department store then shoved every vaguely penis-shaped object up your bum
>>217727943based horny Jeet
>objectively high iq>can't solve simple, repetitive pattern matching problems
>>217727937still packin' the 9' s-curveyou? at least you've got a pang pangyou have got a pang pang, right timmy?
Heatherposter does have undeniable BDE, it wouldn’t surprise me if he had a proper chopper on him
barber pushed my shit all the way back i look like a fucking somalian
>>217727980didn't say i cant solve it i said it's wqay more difficult and obscure than it has any right to be
KEK
>>217728008It's easy as fuckIf you can't solve it before the captcha timer cool downs, I have bad news for you
>>217728008>these new captcha is fucking ridiculous>i have "very high iq" according to test administered by a psych like 20 years ago>and i still fail at this most times?
Dreamt I cheated on my gf last night and feel a bit guilty now :/ ughWas with a girl from work as well…
>>217728025Cools down*
>>217728023>The song of a victor and two copes
>>217728043make your dreams a reality
got the nigger baby in the airfriar
if the bbc is supposed to be a non for profit thing paid by the loicence fee how come they were allowing to release the downton abbey films in cinemas?
>>217728043Aha I had a dream like that onceIt was all going well until the girl in the dream put a photo of me on her Instagram and my gf found outThen I woke up
>>217728043Its ok anonI'll fuck your gf while you sit in the cuckstoel
>>217728043LOL
>>217728058how do you know when it's cooked?
>>217728058sromboft5ling
>>2177280472 songs about their country and their people1 song about asking sky daddy to protect your pedo king
>>217728058Scromiting
>>217728055Don’t want to. I mean, I’m sure I could pull the girl from work and I’d enjoy it but I love my gf and couldn’t do that to her. She doesn’t deserve it at all.
>>217727741wtf i love israel now
>>217728032most times was an exaggeration but yes i do fail at it sometimes still>>217728025no one said it takes 60 seconds lmao
glod
WE ARE CHARLIE KIRRRRRRK
>>217728091she's s-curve only, timmy
yhe bimble
>>217728074when it’s done screaming x
my pull on penor until milk comes out
>>217728131was just reading this down the pub
>>217728149ever drink the milk?
why are you all so unfunny? are you actually indians and spambots? or just spastics with third world humour? fucking grow up
>>217728157About time you got a life outside of 4chan
Get my gorgeous gay sex arse lubed up and clapping
>>217728149screaming
Fake Rorke - Tom McDonalds
>>217728154a few times
>>217728082>pedoFOY
you dont need to lift your hand to knock on doors
>>217728157grow up
christmas is CANCELLED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxEbZr8Tjohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxEbZr8Tjohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxEbZr8Tjo(8) SHE'S DYING TO SURVIVE (8)
>>217728214You’ve cracked it yet again Rorke. Nice one!
>>217728214>the supposed hero is a muslim so the push for mass migration continues>revive the spectre of "radical islam"Those are contradictory.
>>217728251grim
>>217728260so because radical islam is not a migration issue to these people, it's an integration problem
>>217727837women's sexuality works differently to men's sexualitytrying to pretend women and men think exactly the same and react exactly the same is woke nonsense
pouring boiling water water on my bollocks until they pop
>>217728251dey were all pon di gherkin last niteneeded dat s-curve batonI was on shift mekkin' quorn & yams so no time for snappin' but I hear di taps were rapid x
>>217728260bodied that thicko
>>217728283how does 2omens sexualit ywork then
>>217728260not in the mind of the schizophrenic
>>217728283why should it work differently? in evolutionary terms a woman needs to find a male partner to pass on her genes, it's as simple as that
>>217728214do white aussies deserve to have their guns taken away just because of two muslim terrorists? hmm
>>217728214>Ahmed Al-Ahmed, the hero who disarmed a gunman during the Bondi Beach terror attacks, has been handed a $2.5 million cheque in hospital.
>>217728295drunkard mong
>>217728313yes
mad how indians actually do arranged marriages
rorke will happily show his ID buying energy drinks at the paki shop but refuses to do so for pornography
i hate the pimps and the chuds
got e45 on my knob
arranging a marriage between my poo and the toiletstein
let rorke cook
22 years old and I've never shown my ID for anythingonly have a passport and it's at my parents' house
>>217728322nothing to do with the attack, he just happened to also win the postcode lottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpVBJ6lRSf4
>>2177281572/3 posts on /brit/ are made by one singular mentally ill paedophile using a special tool to spam the thread as fast as he possibly can, apparently mostly about poo. https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217717240/#q217718100https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217717240/#q217718143https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217717240/#q217718216https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217717240/#q217718216https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217717240/#q217718689
where’s gorpheus?
Yo homies, y'all psyched for the Superbowl???
>muh guns uselesswon’t stop the govt and it also means the criminals will also have gunsamerica with a murder and robbery rate 4 times higher than the uk proves this
>>217728312>why should it work differently?because their brains are literally wired differently. the evolutionary goals are not the same.men evolutionary goal is to spread as much seed as possible regardless of the mate. women's is to find one highly desireable and compatible partner to protect their children until they reach adulthood.obviously human psychology is much more complicated than other animals so there's lots of nuance but the difference in starting point is very significant
>>217728365someones knocking on the doorsomeones ringing the bellits the policeto talk to you about some social media posts
making sex webms
raping my arse with glod
>>217728349he cookin with ice
gaypooniggerberg got me gaypooniggertoiling
mumberg just asked me for my date of birthyou were there you stupid bint x
>>217728260It's notJews push mass Arab migration to Europe while using their puppets like Tommy Robinson to claim islam is the problem
lads I posted on the botnet but I didn't know it was a nonce botnet and didn't see anything dodgywill I still get a doorknock?
sir tommy king
glod save the knig
>>217728386there are more guns than people here so you pretty much have to let civilians get them legally deep down it's a cultural/historical issue not purely a legal one
>>217728430>lads I posted on the botnetwhy
>>217728423So why would they paint a muslim as the hero...
really need to know if italians are white or not
>>217728430yes lol enjoy prison
Rorke conquering the world as England in EU4 and renaming every province to an English name
>>217728442>>217728452just wanted to see what all the fuss was aboutonly made ~5 posts on there
watching a podcast where the host keeps interrupting the guest and it's giving me the whispering shits. the host is also black and the guest is white which exponentially magnifies how annoying it is
on that own.vg me
what are you lads watching mas day?
>>217728468your computer is infected and part of the botnet now time to destroy it and get a new one if you dont want to serve time
>>217728484gay porn
>>217728491would it be enough to delete system 32?
>>217728484pornographic videos of a homosexual variety
put my nob in a blind girls hand and she said no thanks i dont smoke...
get the pakistani rapists importedget the white school children lecturedget the social media posters arrested
reckon if i take one more opi pill tonight i could very realistically diefuck it i'll roll the dice
raping my own arse with a blanc bottle
>>217728528good lad
gay poo maniac prowling the streets
>>217728430There is a child porn board on the front page mong
>>217728430whats the botnet?
>>217728559not that I sawI typed in botnet/int into my web browser, you see
ignoring the child porn board on my frontend since i’m not a nonce
>>217728423it's not THE problem but is a problempakis don't need jews to be pieces of shit
goran batshit
>>217728430it's quite simply over for the likes of you, say goodbye to all your hopes and dreams, even the B-grade realistic ones like owning a small yacht and serving wine and cheese platters on it when you're like 60
me so hornyme love you long timeme so horny
hiding in my incel lair while my sister's bf comes roundI have never once seen himhe has a deep and scary voice that I can hear through the walls
my asshole? covered with slime you see
>just got a merry xmas email from my uni that I graduated from 4.5 years ago why do they stalk me like this
Rip
>Diego: these new captchas are impossible I fail them most of the time…>Cole Palmer: … wot?>Gary Neville: THAT is a bad one>Reporter: Things can’t get any worse can they?>Mick McCarthy: They can>Jamie Carragher: He needs to leave the football… before the football leaves him>Roy Hodgson: let’s not take the piss here shall we?>*clip of Messi crying on the pitch*>*clip of Guardiola falling to his knees on the touchline*
>and that's my brother's room. sorry about the smell
just read the worst /brit/post of all timeincluding all ziedy and heathernonce spam
mental how I'm a grown man scared of a 16 year old boywell he's more of man than I am
>>217728673ahaha great stuff
>>217728621ever wank to the sound of them fucking, you little dirtbox?
>>217728688scrw
>Starmer says his worst day as PM was when his daughter cried after the exit poll on election day>'I jumped up and punched the air... and my little girl burst into tears, and was inconsolable'screaming
>>217728711she foresaw the doom of her country
nah it’s over fuck
only done 2 poos today. it's not enough. not enough by half.
*surreptitiously googles starmers daughter age*
where are you
>>217728484Straight porn. With my parents
>>217728726saarbros... we won
>>217728688poo roaring
if you brought home a latinx girl, would your parents be mad?
rorke eating the silica gel
>>217728730age is just a number :)
>>217728730what is it and if she is above the age where such a question would be appropriate is she peng?
>>217728711increase your threshold on what's funny or not in future posts please
>>217728323answer = noneuve been done
still in tears
>>217728754they'd be thirlledi recon even if i brought back an asian or a black they would be like that's a bit weird but at least he has someone
>>217728767
evolution is kinda crazy if you think about it we used to smash rocks and sticks together and now we build rockets, nuclear reactors, the B2 bomber etc
>>217728783>yeah senpai give me the ernst rohm>say no more
usually at toil at this time of the daylets see prime time neet /birt/
>>217728818i don't build any of those things
unleashing 17 feral moroccans on starmers daughter to change his mind about the immies
>>217728818not what evolution is is it?
>>217728818Still smash rocks together in my incel cave
Only thing Rorke builds is a porn collection
>>217728783do you think he'd had the beard so long he forgot his chin had migrated south
6 7
>>217728818most intelligent athesit
>>217728845but if you're the one unleashing them, you prove that this act violence comes from the far right
>>217728726they really love ai
>>217728846How is that not evolution
love my piece of shit car forcing me to spaff out hundreds on MOT repairs
Have never once gotten a GET in all of my 4chan posting career
a lot wogs in here today you can tell when they start talking about dey creps and rorkes haircut you see
scr
Any fish in?
>>217728914:(
>>217728919more of a marine molusk myself
>>217728914
double 21 on split aces
I'm a new man
>>217728933based
>>217728882>yhe binble
>>217728933Always wanted to try this, reckon it'll be a bit funny with the men being streamed chatting to me in my pjs
>>217727870incel quotient haha #virign
botnet paedos on again yeah?
tongue punching my senile incontinent nans dirtbox
shalln't be eating lunch today because I'm scared of my sister's bf
>>217728979
>>217728973haha
only going to go and make lunch aren't i
got the 30 oz yeti tumbler ordered
>>217728973done that freak
>>217728971They can’t see you
posting from my APPLE computer, using it's proprietary MACOS software, in SAFARI (which is APPLE'S own web browser)
>>217728917yummy
>>217728933
posting from my MICROSOFT computer, using it's proprietary WINDOWS software, in EDGE (which is MICROSOFT'S own web browser)
>>217728897evolution is a biological process that happens over countless generations, has naught to do with technological or scientific progress most of which is very recent
Finally got a text from the escort.Instantly responded with a question for later, 15 minutes gone, no response.Why are they so useless? Fucking unreal, seriously
>>217729056sad
posting from my LINUX computer, using it's non proprietary LINUX freeware, in FIREFOX (which is what my OS ships with)
crapping turds from my disabled willy
>>217729060your parents must be so disappointed
in hollywood they have a term 'write yiddish, cast british' but i dont know what they mean by it
>>217729089
oh my plans for today? i’m staying in and raping my pet nigger x
and then one day you find ten years have got behind youno one told you when to runyou missed the starting gun
>>217729108could it be related to the jews, perhaps?
>>217729139POO WAILING
wish I were a white man's plaything
>>217727741My dad's turned into a full on Israel shill since he realised that they hate muslims, just like him
>>217729139can i come?
Reminder penguins get raped by ircas and seals
survived my big drive
would like a nice girl to lock my willy in a cage x
>>217729169based
>>217729201how big?
>>2177292121.5 hours
This is a 28 year old zoomer woman
any sissy nigga for bwc in
>>217729230thats my work commute absolute sissy you are
>>217729212reaaaally big
>>217729235You can see the several injection holes where filler has been pumped into her lips
How can you tell if an SMS has sent correctly? Timestamp?Escort was messaged 30 minutes ago with no reply.
if you're having a chinky later on, you don't want to be having a big lunch, do you?that's just a false economy
>>217729238in possession of a bwc myself, registered and licensed
>>217729201im doing a little dance in celebration c:
>>217729235this is a 17 year old zoomer man
reading about delirium tremens (the most severe form of alcohol withdrawal)scary stuff brit bros
>>217729273got one too but it isn't licensedi can't use it but it's still ok to possess it just has to be stored in a secure container in my home
>>217729272do if you going on the lash PROPAHWEEKEND BEFORE CHRISTMASLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOODRINKS AND GIRLS AND GIRLS AND DRINKS
>>217729274shake that thang
>>217729158well yeah i under yiddish mean jewish but i don't understand the relation, does it mean they cast jewish characters with british actors?
>>217729289Killed my mum, its a fucking shitshow. Strongly recommend only doing it if you don't have people who care about you
>>217729230i've driven 10 hours straight mate
>>217729289alcoholmongs deserve it
>>217729235More like leave it hahaa
just remembered how torturous long drives are like being in school all day bored but you have to pay close attention or you may die
>>217729319*in an automatic on the straightest emptiest road in existence
as teletubbies tries to be more inclusive they're introducing their newest character: "chinky winky"
>>217729316did she try and seek medical help? apparently if you have it they'll just stick you in the psych ward for a week and put you on valium and you'll most likely be fine
Americans will be like "I drive 26 hours a mothafucken day you got soft hands brother" like wow that's awesome and all that but when was the last time you saw your penis?
>>217729269she's busy mate. she can't drop the other client's knob just to text you back.
>>217729353>straightest emptiest road in existencei wish going up mountains and different terrain sucks
>>217729321rasheed
>>217729289That's how my grandfather died. He fell down the stairs at his home, got brought to the hospital and had alcohol withdrawal there. Serves him right for being a mad alkie all his life
Affadavit is British for “one half of Dave”
>>217728632got to keep the alumni buttered up so that when 0.01% of them hit the big time there's a chance you get a new building tier dono in some cunt's will
>>217729422Keep trying x
scraped the side of my car pretty badly on a pillar in an underground parking lot because somehow whichever mong designed that place thought it would be a good idea to make the pillars thin on the upper part but wide at the very bottom when they're just out of your eyeline if you're in a car so you get closer to them than you realise.why couldn't they just make the whole pillar thick all the way to the top? then they'd have an even stronger support beam, and i wouldn't have been deceived about how close i was to it when i was trying to squeeze into a parking spot next to one.it's a bloody outrage it is, i oughtta take this all the way to the proime minista
12 hours without a wankreckon that’s how muslims feel during ramadan
>>217729447It was me i designed it that way. Because i hate you
Physically I've had sex, but spiritually I'm a virgin
>>217729426Imagined this frog saying this post in a little piggy Tarq voice
>>217729447Bloody drongos
>>217729359She was an alcoholic, so no
>>217729447I thought things were bigger in australia like in america
>>217729481Sounds like you got bummed
>>217729447does sound like a bad design tbfsomeone scraped my mum's new car some months back when parking next to her (or driving away from parked) and didn't leave their details. Made me feel bad for her. She got it fixed on the insurance but still, means the insurance goes up.
>>217729386She isn't available until 2:30 pm, my booking is for 5 pm.Not impressed by her response times, it stresses me out like crazy waiting for these women.won't be be booking her again
mad how the best up-and-coming British boxer is a manlet
>>217729404>>217729458You bloody love your lil muslims
and you could have it allmy empire of brads
>>217729447Sounds like you need to learn how to use your door mirrors you spastic
>>217729534>door mirrorFOY
>>217729508One of many encounters in this journey we call life
>>217729524I feel like his aggressive style will be exposed eventually and he will be heemed.
>>217729534those only work if what you need to see is behind you ya ratbag
glod and gorpheus linked up
>>217729533s
eatig spicy noodles so will be diarreahing myself within the hour
>>217729533I wish I could slap your cock and bollocks
>>217729533impressive, very nice.I have a few of your piece in my collection
>>217729524>kettle kids
>>217729549Sorry, what are you supposed to call them? Side mirrors?
>>217729569um x
raping a blokes arse with my arse
>>217729533the failed bradleys in the cloning facility
>>217729576Side-viewing turny twisty bits
>>217729552he's entertaining to watch but i agree, Inoue would expose him posthaste
not checked my mirrors in about a year. Quite certain I haven't checked a blind spot ever since passing my test.
right well my feet are stinky
>>217729597pscr
>>217729608right well that's peng
/brit/ extends its condolences to the family of the poo smells lmao poster over his untimely death
inseminating my arse
>>217727741Awooooogaaaaa
erm x
inscreminating
>>217729515we need to find you a punctual prostitute, a well-organised whore, a solid strumpet, a timekeeping tart, so to speak
>>217729628ringo starr
shouting
>>217729605same, sometimes i will start turning before i even indicate and without checking if anyone's behind me in that lane, been beeped at a few times over this. they are SEETHING lol. probably pajeets because everyone knows the white man doesn't beep his horn unless it's truly a life-or-death situation
>>217729647
sir jewish police
shitting and screaming out the window when the delivery man is here
having my first Monster Energy Zero Ultra of the day
>>217729608Mind giving us a little whiff? Just a nostril full will do
>>217729576Wing mirrors?
pulling elon musks nails off with pliers
>>217729524That's not Moses Itauma
rear-mirror just fucking fell off on my car not too long ago, absolute shitbox that opel is not gonna reattach it either
>>217729289>These symptoms are characteristically worse at night.[16] For example, in Finnish, this nightlike condition is called liskojen yö, lit.'the night of the lizards', for its sweatiness, general unease, and hallucinations tending towards the unseemly and frightening. Although this term is not medically recognized, it describes visual and tactile hallucinations often including animals and insects that are common in DT. mentel
>>217729656bizarre attempted flex>look at me i dont even look both ways when i cross the road. i place no value on my life
>>217729681ktwm an hour ago
>>217729736silence you spherical goblin man
>>217729533>images.jfif
>>217729710problem there is that it's illegal to not have a mirror there. So you can get away with taping it back on, ugly as that is, but you cannot get away with just driving without a mirror
>>217729748send that bender flying back to gay homo fairy land
>hmmm today i will take everything posted on an anonymous forum at face value
>>217729710Get a Saab 93
just have to keep putting one foot in front of the other when they're posting the scary bradleys
>>217729757what about tradevans then? most of ours don't have a rear window, even the smaller ones
>>217729805
>>217729748Spherical is a funny insult but I find trapezoidal to be even more devastating
pet nigger begging for quorn
New year's resolution: hug the Umbunny
>>217729805omg umbunny
>>217729856>>217729856>>217729856
>>217729805UM x
>>217729748project on
>>217729856
>>217729860ausdog think he a fucking comedian
>>217729860you fucked it m8
Was going to make the new but you have to do an iq test 3 times and it doesnt tell you if yoj got one wrong until the end
>>217729860and what pray tell is the topic of this thread?
>>217729942I reckon he did it on purpose
someone make a bloody new
>>217729987>>217729975
>>217729814ah right for some reason I read your post as talking about the side mirror rather than the rear mirrorI don't actually know if that's the case for rear mirrrors since we have vans you can't see out the back of too. Please accept my concession and full apology in this matter.
>>217730005>>217730005
>>217729710cant you just buy a cheap volvo 240 and get parts stupid easy since its domestic
