Looksmaxing edition
eating glad wrap
>>217726559s
menulogging a roast chook
should've just gone on a TUI holiday to alicante lads ffs
bega stringer down the urethra
>>217726550big tidders on a 60 year old fat woman with multiple kids doesn't quite hit the same as on a 19 year old lass
>>217726590
these new captcha is fucking ridiculousi have "very high iq" according to test administered by a psych like 20 years agoand i still fail at this most timeswell guess can't be postingc u all enjoy christmas new year etc
im the shit i will fall off in your crib take a shitpinch your momma on the booty, kick your dog fuck your bitchfat boy dressed up like he's santa and took pictures with your kids
>>217726582vpn shithead larp award
Today, it's Ys Memories of Celceta
>>217726580behave
>>217726598lol
>>217726550
>>217726580menulog has ceased operations in australia please be respectful in this time of mourning
>>217726615why u post fraiser as the wahel
About to eat my poor mum out
mmmhmm bet dey mekkin' di fresh quorn in di neoliberal quorn factorybet dey mekkin' it real good x
Test
crazy to think if i was born white i wouldnt be here
Old fella with dementia is in the office getting wound up and it's just me and one woman, hope I don't have to restrain him that would be grim
>>217726633?
>>217726633odd post
>>217726528it's not really fair that women can use makeup but we can't
>I happily decant my piping hot, industrially processed readymeal – it has to be from Tesco as I've found the offerings from other supermarkets are simply not up to scratch – into a special silver bowl alongside my favourite trimmings: buttered sliced white bread and oven chips, all washed down with a can of room temperature Diet Coke.
>>217726528>no way he's putting makeup>he's visibly putting makeup onBizarre comment
>>217726618grimshould be put down
>>217726632retire ur persona gayboy nobody cares about u anymore 90% of the posters here probably dont even know who u are anymore
>>217726670it's never not been retired you utter freak
was out for christmas dinner with mumsy and gran last night and when the bill came the cute waitress girl handed it to me but then gran reached for it before the waitress had fully left the table and the waitress must have saw it and thus known that gran was paying the bill, not me (the only man at the table), and so she knew I wasn't a shagger but was instead a little gimp being taken on an outing with his mum and gran
40 yr old man diego still acting like a teen girl just transition already bro
>>217726660>buttered sliced white breadrorke's version of a naan bread
>>217726598>very high iq>fail at this most timesIf you ever had a high iq it's been nuked by internet addiction.
Gimmicks reaching their post-modern phase
Can hear my flatmate showering with his gf now imo that's just completely disrespectful he knows he's living with a rancid incel why not have some thoughts for my feelings?
>>217726598alri deegz?how long has it been since u've last been on?
still early days but quite enjoying the thread so far
>>217726528why are timmies like this?
>>217726704I saw him last Saturday where he was being better than usual Fridays are his worst day
>>217726683dont worry, she realised that as soon as you walked through the door
was out for christmas dinner with mumsy and gran last night and when the bill came the girl waitress cute handed to me it, but then before fully the table left had the waitress, reached for it gran and must have saw it the waitress thus, known that paying was the bill gran, not me (at the table the only man), and so knew she I wasn’t a shagger but instead was a little gimp being taken on an outing with gran and mum his
>>217726684wish i could>>217726692not even close to true not addicted to internet eitherstill regularly highly perform inanalytical posts>>217726704cant rmb did i post last week or was it 2 weeks agodont come here often lot ofw ork going on etc>>217726709blog on>>217726718whaaaaat
so it turns out rob reiner was a pedo. really does seem like every single jewish movie director is a pedo doesn't it
>>217726598alri deegz just wondering mate, is god real? cheers
>>217726683mad how your ruminating brain has concocted a fictional narrative for the sole purpose of making you feel bad about an otherwise inconsequential moment
>>217726738>still regularly highly perform inanalytical postsYou are low iq.
di neoliberals are on di prowl for a yung tingshe need a hung ting
tradie saw me in my dressing gown it's over
>>217726744sounds more like the work of a savvy lawyer tbf, suggesting the son cite historical sex abuse (that took place behind closed doors with no witnesses) in mitigation for the double murder charge the son is currently facing
>>217726764
>>217726771UM
>>217726771imagine being this high inhibition
>>217726744was that why he was killed? did he nonce his son?
Best christmas song? I like walking in the air. I also like spaceman came travelling.
aussie dire hour
doing very long satisfying farts that sound like a zipper
Madagascar would have been a good Anglo colony. Another Aus or NZ.
>>217726528Wonders If he bottomed for Peter Thiel
>>217726814I like simply having a wonderful christmastime
>>217726750It's not illogical to suggest that a cute female waitress would view an adult man through a different lens based on whether he took out his own wallet to pay for a meal versus sitting there and letting his gran pay.One projects an aire of independent, adult success, financial good standing etc while the other suggests an aire of extended adolescence and infancy, here is a man still stuck in the role of the child / grandchild rather than having moved on to stand on his own two feet, someone unable to pay for the meal perhaps because he has a poor quality job (if any job at all).
>>217726814God rest ye merry gentlemen
nguegh
>>217726814sleigh ride
>>217726837Fuck off Paul
>>217726828i like to move it move it
>>217726828It's an Austronesian colony
25 degrees in melbourne just not christmassy is it
>>217726869screing
>>217726857yeah?
this lad was dimes
>>217726869looks like lee mack dressed for christmas dinner
wonder why it is that most models are weird and alien looking and not attractive but they happen to have distinctive cheekbones and industry has a fetish for thatfuckin trillion dollar industry and their poster children are all a bunch of benedict cumberbatch ass niggas
>>217726780>>217726811this has nothing to do with his recent murder, nothing to do with his son. his son was a psychotic drug addict he was a pedophile that went to epstein's islandthese things are not related. just that after his murder, evidence of his pedophile behavior is coming out
Escorts are so useless at communication it's unreal
>>217726894i'll put you in a golden slumber if you keep singing that shite Christmas song
shooting a 18th century cannon at small boats in the channel
nigga look like birt and ernie
smelling a weird citrus smell rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku7ohU1IGlsthis has to be the single gayest music video I've ever seen
>>217726910alri escortmong hope you're doing well today x
>>217726855Uncultured turd, bet you have a plastic christmas tree too
brogley wogsh
>>217726911this jit festive
>>217726931kiwis watching birt and urnie
>>217726927
>>217726897Should've won the second set desu
AVGN has a beard now. WTF
>>217726843you've made this all up to post-hoc justify your own feelings of insecurity and are projecting your own neurosis on to other people as if they are as mentally ill as you arethese vaguely reasonable rumination chains are astrology tier nonsense
>>217726939think that means you're having a stroke ladi'd advise you to get to the hospital but it's probably already too late, better to die with dignity in the comfort of your own home than in some hospital where nurses will be able to see your penis and subsequently gossip about it to their friends
Sir Misono Mika
>>217726814Fuck Off by The Nobheads
>>217726814merseysidedrunkenness and crimechildren playing in filth and grime
>>217726905Almost as if it's run by gay Jewish men or something
pro tip for peopel who have guests round (esp if it's a girl)when you clean dont over clean and make it sparkling just make it look lived in but not uncleanotherwise it's boviously you cleaned "just for them" which is beta af and cringeimplies both that it's not clean normally and that you changed your behaviour substantially for a womanvery unattractive traits>>217726749alriyyeah he isbelssed>>217726752i'm really not mateshoudl be very obvious to anyone with even a modicum of iq themselves
>>217726942I am, got one booked for this afternoonShe said she'd text me this morning, but it's nearly 11am and I've had nothingI don't have her number yet so I can only chase her on AW
>>217726958bless him, he's hard a hard day's night
>>217726906we'll I guess now is a good time to admit that it was a complete guess on my part saying that the son had suggested that in mitigation I knew it would either be that or the latest files dump based on the scant info in your post but I couldn't be arsed looking it up and given the most recent headlines involving Rob Reiner I felt my guess was worth a puntapologies for muddying the waters with something I just made up and hoped was correct due to my own laziness
taking dating tips from a 40 year old man who posts on 4chan
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
High IQ but struggling with the one thing IQ tests are actually good for (measuring ones ability to recognise patterns)
>>217727001
2 am rapetoil looms
>>217727025enjoy this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxEbZr8Tjohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxEbZr8Tjohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfxEbZr8Tjo>>217727014yup you need all the help you can get>>217727031nope they are just poorly done ones
>>217727027wish there was a pill i could take to cure this
>>217727046
taking dating tips from a 4 year old man who posts on 40chan
australians getting on my nerves today
goodnight /brti/
just finished wrapping all the Christmas presents
alri lads good morning just got done with my poo wank wahey
>>217727077Dubs!
>>217727076
Morning /brit/ is supposed to be comfy, this feels more like afternoon /brit/
>>217727047project on
*/brit/ live studio audience erupts into cheers*
It seems poor organising ability is common among escortsMakes you realise why they chose that type of work
Guys, you've had your fun with the Bradleys
George Floyd is an extremely influential figure in modern history. This is the state of modern society. This is what many people look to prove themselves and be a part of lol. I don't care being a smelly neet in modern society. "nooooo you can't just stay at home you need to fight for a job stacking shelves or handing out leaflets!!"Youre a sucker if you're not a neet. Wasting your life doing totally pointless tasks for enough to survive. Fuck that. Earning over 40k puts you in 20% of earners lol. And those jobs are extremely stressful and destructive.
>>217727101cos the afternoon crew are all off for christmasat least I am, they closed parliament ages ago
>>217727031In the Veritasium video about IQ he explains that the inventor of IQ tests had expected them to only reveal aptitude in certain specific areas but what he actually found when he deployed IQ tests on school kids is that consistently those children who had high IQ scores excelled in... every subject and discipline. These days an oft touted rebuttal to IQ tests (by morons) is that they only test one's ability to take an IQ test. In reality the tests do measure intelligence and the scores do mean something. Those with higher IQs will be better on average at not only maths and science but also English, Art, and often athletics.The notion that so-called EQ is separate from IQ is also total bullshit. Those with high IQs consistently demonstrate a vastly superior theory of mind and find it extremely easy to put themselves in the shoes of others in order to assess how other people feel in a variety of situations.
>>217727102screaming
escortlad trying to make an official complaint and getting beaten up by a pimp
It's just not Christmas without snow, I don't care. It's just not.
>>217727135>Earning over 40k puts you in 20% of earners lolIs that true?!
gay manager man using filters on the highest setting during the end of year calls to soften his wrinkled fat features
>>217727145good post>reee how dare you test what everyone considers applicable to intelligence e.g. poattern recognition, working memory, abstract thinking, verbal comprehension, poricessing speed.REEE HOW DARE ANYONE THINK SOMEONE GOOD AT THESE THINGS WOULD THEN BE BETTER AT MATHS OR ENGLISH REEE
>>217727135blud thinks his total lack of control over his own life is an intentional form of rebellion
>>217727126
>>217727152screaming at thisthe sad virgin cunt still lives with his parentsimagine if the pimp knocked on his door or even knocked up his mum
>>217727153the weather has been stupidly warm for this time of the year, hate it desu
POV:you're in heaven
Can’t wait for January gonna quit the fags and start running again
>>217727168pair of bollocks bradley
>>217727102how do you do this
>>217727178Remember the freezing winter of 2010?Proper bollock-freezer that
i love to play my bongos in the morning
Rorke and the sweltering summer of 2025
>>217727192https://aifaceswap.io/
>>217727189>gonna quit the fagsGoing hetero are we?
>>217727052I can't be sure that this state of mind is not of my own designI wish there was an over the counter for loneliness...for loneliness like this
>>217727203KWAB
BOOYAKABOOYAKA619
>>217727135>With a household after tax income of £890 per week, you have a higher income than around 89% of the population - equivalent to about 60.1 million individuals.mad. I wfh in my boxers though it's not stressful at all
Been off vapeberg since I came back to the rents for Xmas
>>217727145This is the biggest cope dumbfags and midwits have, disregarding efficacy of the tests. I even heard cope "people who score higher in iq tests are more susceptible to advertising". A lot of people seem to hate iq tests based on the fact it highlights racial differences.Something I'd be interested in see is the data regarding higher iq scores and attractiveness and athleticism. I think high iq will also mean you're generally better in everything and show genetic superiority. It's just a simple fact some people are better than others and your commie brained midwit hates that.
smoking nigga weedhttps://youtu.be/RWP8kbKphYY?si=n6fGY5fiM_ECiJUZ
>>217727153When does it ever snow at Christmas in Britain
(8) wait for me while i pee (8)
>>217727178I remember 2014 iirc was deep snow, off school for days. Last proper christmas.
>>217727230used to in the 90s before blair
The drizzling winter of '25
>>217727205ty
>>217727221What job do you do and how can I get it
>>217727250post some funny examples xx
>>217727246Chortling hard at this.
>>217727183baby you're all that i wantwhen you're lying here in my arms
Ok I will read it!!
did 10 minutes of exercise last night (a significant amount for my slug-like raped existence)feel slightly better today might be on the verge of a clue
>>217727221You're probably in top 2% having an easy job with no stress that pays more than other jobs. I'm a neet with 1400 a month which is what, minimum wage after tax. It's cozy. But I long to be a sheep farmer in Scotland, will probably start next year.
>>217726528
>>217727183naked in bed with a woman you love and loves you is definitely the best thing "outside" God
been rewatching the boys, yes i am a good goy
>>217727246heard a quite similar joke to this once, don't remember all of it but the gist of it is like:"yo moms, why do i have a bigger dick than all the other kids at school? is it because i'm black?"she replies"no, it's because you're thirty-five"
nearly at the end of Eddington not sure what he's trying to say desu.
counting or not counting fanny schmelar
>>217727278sc
simply MUST find a way to settle my unquiet mindthe opioids call to me
>>217727264pricing analystI just had a maths-based degree and kind of fell into it
>>217727315
>>217727183timmy thriving this makes heathermong seethe
Every day I take zinc and it makes me feel sick for about half an hour
>>217727343
>>217727365|WEKZ
>>217727145Not a single letter
Remember avatar?
I'm Sudanese
glod
Fucking hell team ALDI is rammed I've never seen it so busy
went to a shop where a mate of mine works and he happened to be on shift so i approached and asked if he could tell me where to find something, he used his customer service voice but with a kind standoffish dismissive tone. honestly not sure if he didn't recognise me because i haven't seen him in person in over a year, or he just decided he hates me nowgoing to keep me up all night, this
>>217727376i wish james cameron didn't watch the last 20 years wanking off about his blue aliens and made other stuff instead
can't remember if i've stil got some wrapping paper under my bed or not
>>217727365might have shitty filler/additives x
on the Chinese peptides
>>217727183pang pang's the best timmy cud do
>>217727386was just saying the same thing about your mum
hs?
>>217727394bizarre interaction did you not greet him like an old friend
https://soundcloud.com/user-3c876/with-my-broder-kezzakahttps://soundcloud.com/user-3c876/with-my-broder-kezzakahttps://soundcloud.com/user-3c876/with-my-broder-kezzakaputting this on at christmas dinner haha
Yo my slime
mental how much i wank, dont remember the last day i wanked less than 4 times must be like 15 years ago
>>217726625why? because of competition with ubereats?
>Brooklyn is the story of a young woman, Eilis (Saoirse Ronan) who moves from small town Ireland to Brooklyn, NY.should i watch? it leaves prime in 12 hours!
>>217727404It's h&b so probably
in tesco putting various bottles of alcohol up my bum
>>217727412Your dad melts mars bars
>>217727418yeah i did but he just said "can i help you with something?" in that robotic wagie voice, and it caught me off guard so i just let the interaction play out
>>217727441Let me guess the moral of the story is big city full of ethnics good small town rooted in community badYeah go on goy sounds right up your alley
might order one of those stanley cups with the straw on top
Feel pretty good today so something is bound to go wrong
>>217727442yeah their products aren't very goodside note don't ever take a multivitamin they're ALL shit
>>217727461least autistic /brit/poster
Mum isn't responding to my texts
>>217727475Ktim every day
>>217727445Your dad's dead
>>217727475ktim last day of toil until new year feel like nothing can ruin my mood so something no doubt will
>>217727407timmy givin' pang pang the miniature baton thinking "oh yeah she luvin' it, dis di big baton for her"meanwhile we got 30 odd katy in di gherkin ready for di s-curve
>>217727469dont know i haven't seen it yet but it she is pretty and is wearing old timey clothes
>>217727481how is that autistic on his part? think the wagie is the one to blame here
>>217727480Then who are good?>inb4 British supplementsToo expensive
>>217727469its written by colm tolim who wrote a very heretical book "the testament of mary" that goes against christanity. sad!
>>217727504nobody who has had sex has ever typed a sentence like this
*limps in with a smile on my face*
sir adolf hitler
>>217727490you're going to be sat here on christmas morning posting this shit arent you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGauKp2HiAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGauKp2HiAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGauKp2HiA(Photosense warning)
Don't know why I still come here
>>217727481i didn't really want to press it just in case he actually was pissed off with me, tbf he has plenty of reasons to be, i was a bad influence when we were younger
i don't like ryan reynolds, chris pratt, jamie foxx, robert downey jr or john krasinski
>>217727487And your dad is a fat cunt eating all the snickers
>>217727499idk just look at the listed ingredients and find ones that aren't filled with gay porn prions
going to research the downfall of menulog
>>217727520sometimes it's funny
abla
Not sure if I can read the argument 'but AI can't even do x!' again without smashing my head into the screen, it's obviously getting better quickly you total spastics
Pakis
Gravy’s good tonight
>>217727520cos u a timmywhere's ur pang pang?go give her the miniature baton
Why is Turkey (birds) so expensive they're like £40+ each (the fresh ones)?Chicken is so cheap in comparison and the birds are very similar so I imagine the farming costs are similar anyway
>>217727549leftypol's mandem
>>217727549Same as New York, Texas and Michigan
People only do good things to get something on return
>>217727525I really dont understand the big deal about robert downey jr. not sure what film he was supposed to be great in, all the iron man films were pure slop
DIEGO HAS ARRIVED EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR THE CHRISTLOVING KING HIMSELF DEEEEEEGZ
Quentin hates Asian women so much because he got rejected by one
>>217727571How do we unravel this
>>217727555seems like you're the timmy projecting here
>>217727549Not a fan of them
>>217727555i know it's tragic you were born with a below average willy and are thus unable to provide any pleasure to a woman but do you really have to constantly make it our problem?
>>217727525i don'tt understand jeremy renner at all, he's not even remotely handsome enough to be a leading man
that paki woman obsessed with diego going mental again yeah
>>217727559>why is a significantly larger bird that experiences a huge surge in demand at a very particularly time more expensive It's a mystery isn't it
who needs romance when you're doing it up the bum
>>217727546AI can't even suck my willy
>>217727604No penis either
>>217727391Nah what the fuck is wrong with white boys bruh
>>217727589>>217727599I got dat 9' s-curve batonnot as big as some of the cronem but I make dokaty girl luvs it at least
Thing is you could easily just market chicken as turkey and nobody could tell the difference
>>217727525jamie foxx was good in django
>>217727604its like seth rogan. sometimes hollywood makes a massive mistake in making stars and over the course of about 20 years everybody has had to tolerate this retard
>>217727629you are unsalvageable
>>217727630Put the fries in the bag lil nigga
>>217727633I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DIE, BOY!! grow up
>>217727604when was he ever a leading man?
Heathermong is hung???
lots of pol posts in this thread.
>>217727630>nobody could tell the differenceThat’s what you think
>>217727629
And a Merry Gaysexmas to all!
>>217727675yodeling
I'm a heavyweight intellectual mastermind.
>>217727672hawkeyethe hurt lockeri could go on (but i won't)
>>217727583WAZZUP BRUVVAAA
>>217727674they should inject metals into your brain if you ever believe something heathermong says
>>217727582chaplin
And I would wank 500 miles And I would wank 500 moreJust to be the man who wanked 1000 miles to cum all over your door
>>217727675What kind of Norwood is this?
What type of name is diego
>>217727659>>217727674>>217727681yuhh I been on di prowl for a yung tingu bet she need a hung ting x
>>217727633shut up black!
>>217727693Troons are meant to be good with computers and coding Yet you work in fucking Aldi or whatever and waste all your time on /Brit/Even as a tranny you're a disappointment
>>217727740Im a linguist and biologist mate.
wonder if heathernonce ever gets too into the larp and genuinely forgets about his tiny white pecker until he looks down after posting for three hours straight and remembering it makes him have an aspergers meltdown
>>217727724a forren one
Low taper fade
how come literally every single woman in the world claims they're bisexual (unless they're a lesbian)surely the vast majority of them are lying and just want to seem exotic and interesting or something and in doing so have identified themselves with the very opposite of exotic and interestingit's like that time women were so pathologically insistent on pretending they like star wars that they eventually destroyed the franchies
>>217727783Please have sex.
sir davey boy smith
Remember in secondary when the teacher asked why my name wasn't on the register and some dickhead said it's on the sex offenders one instead
>>217727783because they are
>>217727750Mate grow up
>>217727747Talking to the BAMEs and asking questions about turkeys doesn't make you a linguist or a biologist shut up and blog off you boring bastardThread was much better without you
New>>217727741
>>217726598You are dumb as shitIt takes me less than 10 fucking seconds to solve it, it's always the same patterns
>>217727783The honest to god truth people are attracted to attractive people. Big shockers I know. Retards perceive this as being bi
>>217727806nonsense
