DRINK THE FUCKING LOVELY FUCKING CANS YOU ABSOLUTE ARSEBANDITS edish
horny
They say British grammar is less strict, but what they don't say is the reason for that is Brits don't actually know the rules
leftypol absolutely melting down at this
>>217742136There are no rules maaan
>>217742137>green party>13 seats
>>217742136bro i forgot to post this but i was in one of heather green's streams the other week and she was online with her 'friend', and well, YKNOW...
>YOU ABSOLUTE ARSEBANDITS sounds like one of those 50 year old redditors who loses their shit when they hear the term "cockwomble" and say the'll add it to their repertoire
>>217742042Fancy cans for me as its christmas
drama in my world!! my cousin whos wife died has gone AWOL and has left his 5 year old alone in the house from this morning till now!!!
poo bradley screaming
>>217742042on the cans myselfnot gay thoughyet ahah x
>>217742161Where does she stream?She still a virgin?
Mad what we were up to just 5 years ago
>>217742137Genuinely mental im in a conservative county
They're Scottish you wetwipe
>>217742165I was thinking of the nice lads who enjoy a great big faggotty willard in their bum x>>217742173WAHEYYYYY>>217742183WAHEE-Wait, not yet? Lad, I'm not a poofter but I would love to shove that can up your arse later x
>>217742137The only places in Wales with actual Welsh people are voting PCMagine my shock
>>217742042I alwqys think the white part of the can are her panties
>>217742184on youtube, i don't remember if it was her channel or as some guest but i only caught like half of it>She still a virgin?lol no they very strongly implied they were fucking
started watching Neon Genesis Evangelionbanger of a theme
>>217742136There'a s British stylist/grammarian who says you should always omit "which" because it has ruined more sentences than any other words. can't remember who it was but could have been geoffrey pullum but not sure it was him
>>217742207um
>>217742042dumb bitch is warming the beer
>>217742192curious George Floyd
>>217742204not into arse stuff amte sorry not gay you seeeven in my grindr era i didnt do bum thingsdisgusting that muck
>>217742192Please be fake
*enters thread*
wanted to watch a Xmas movie with my mum and brother but they jus want to watch friggin darts so I’ll leave them to it
>>217742137>>217742200At risk of doxxing myself, I’m in a reform county
>>217742207>old hags pretending to find other old hags attractivewell at least they now know how difficult it is for us
>>217742161this looks fake
>>217742226I watched it because of the theme desu (worth it)
might go up to bed and read my kindle
>>217742240No she's cooling her fanny down
>>217742242>>217742250It’s not fake. He wrote George Lloyd
>>217742240Warm beer on a cold day, lad.Tastes like fanny juices.>>217742243Neither am I, lad.Shoving a can up your arse gets the alcohol into you quicker, you see.Just trying to be a helpfullad>>217742254Sounds like you need to go out, get the cans and stick on the fucking Snowman, lad>>217742268Read a nice Christmas book, lad
>>217742192>Nigger Floyd Mad that he misspelled that
>>217742222That’s so hot, bet she loves his black dickThought she was conservative christian tho?
So baby, don't worry, you are my onlyYou won't be lonely even if the sky is fallin' downYou'll be my only, no need to worryBaby, are you down, down, down, down, down?
>>217742207
>>217742255on my way to your house rn
>>217742280scrmjing
>>217742260gay
>>217742299Pls no
>>217742283I only have £16 in my account so can’t afford to unfortunate ly
>>217742280why are they kneeling
(8)Old man, look at my lifeTwenty four and there's so much moreLive alone in a paradiseThat makes me think of two(8)
>>217742331Diego you cunt where have you been
>>217742324Ermask your mum or brother for money
>>217742288>Christianity>racist
>>217742330stretching their hip flexors
daiso
>>217742216the most based part of the united kingdom
>>217742341?
me mum died in the holly
zahn kay noh zahn kay noh bree toh mah soul now ah neh moh ah neh moh tah keh meh too nah
>>217742288It's fake Heather said she'd only marry a white man
>>217742161Obvious AI is obvious
>>217742397she didn't say anything about marriage lol, doesn't need to be married to have fun
Business idea: Operation Barbarossa IIArmy Group North: Great Britain, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark.Target: Capture Murmansk, St Petersburg, and Archangelsk, and destroy the Baltic and Northern fleets.Army Group Centre: Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg.Target: Capture Minsk, Smolensk, Novgorod, and Moscow.Army Group South: France, Romania, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Croatia, Slovenia, Bulgaria, Turkey.Target: Capture Crimea, Rostov, Volgograd, and Astrakhan, and destroy the Black Sea fleet.
im drunk
Florge Goyd
>heathernonce's oneitis is getting tapped by the cronemoh no no no notime for him to have a melty AND swear off women forever
Charlie Veitch arguing with Daniel "me mum" Finkelstein on twitterhttps://x.com/VeitchAeternis/status/2001748755314544698
feeling a bit gay
>>217742283any recommendations for Christmas books?
>>217742463ktim
Busy night tonight?
> Green party councillor Cllr Sohail Asghar has been arrested on suspicion of modern slavery in Accrington
>>217742468kek, that must have been the last woman that he was actually sexually into. It's 100% crodies for him now.
>>217742496cheers nigga
>>217742493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snowman_(picture_book)
any good christmas porn nowadays or has woke banned that too?
*batters the lot of you*
>>217742498
>>217742549Heather Green's 2025 BLACKED scene
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQgd5szauWw
>>217742549Oh yes let's just make vile entertainment themed around the birth of Jesus Christ
need a rolls royce to fall asleep at the wheel going 300 kmph
are you still doing hospital tippytaps
>>217742581great post, diego
why are southerners such stuck up cuntsypu say good mornign they just ingore oyu
rorke moving to russia for a better life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DriMNklN5I
>>217742572yeah top stuff that. what a performance by dark rod
>>217742560hi i come to penzance to meet you x
Well good morning
weng to pub and asked for guinness then some lad poured it and ltierall y waited 20 mintes to pour the restwas stood there liek aCUNT waitinf for himhe didn ti on purpose t=didtne he
>>217742626come to depot cardiff feb 3rd 2026 19:00
>>217742661another cardiff lad on here?alri x
>>217742659perfection takes time. Also>ordering Guinness in LondonLOL
>>217742661>cardifffuck fof
>>217742580does this guy just go round being a little bitch
>>217742687im in the woodville
rip European civilisation
i have 3 christmas parties to attend this year
>>217742737FONT
>>217742714decent pub that
Cold out
drive faster uncle
might have to elavn how to driv enext eyar
>>217742759oh my god
rorke speechless
still can't believe ben reichwald did deletee in london
>>217742776batty boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2r1Mu2SWGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfEnIFV2-mc
>>217742773I work for Reform UK
>>217742773you forgot infinity immigrants mate
>>217742790on my LG call my team we assemble ~
>>217742137yeah theres a lot of mongs in this country
leftypols dreamcharlie mountbatten windsor serving him a guinness at the pub
>>217742836boo hoo :(
>>217742825Fucking bitch.
mountbatty
Immigrants are not the reason you can't afford a home rorke
>population has nothing to do with housing demand rorkesmartest leftoid
>>217742854irish passport mate no skin off my back
>>217742773who pays for all the free stuff
>>217742880yes you definitely aren't seething lul
>>217742887whitey
>>217742887The rich
>>217742922what if they don't want to
>>217742928Tax them
>>217742945what if they leave for a country with lower taxes
>>217742493Tolkiens letters to father Christmas is pretty comfy
>>217742959and how will they do that?
>>217742773This but no black people. Notice how living a fulfilling life doesnt have any
>>217742977they're rich, they can move
>>217742945yeah let's hope they don't figure out a way around that lol>>217742958involcing status: imminent
America is the biggest fucking shithole, genuinely a third world country run by loonies
>>217742959They won't, all their assets are here
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>>217742962Did he ask for a scalextric?
Me mum died in the holly
>>217742984if a proper government gets in they won't be able to
moulddem luk like meat yeh?high in protein? xx
Abolish the state Taxation is theft
PinkPantheress stuns with overpriced dogshit headphones
>>217743048gud energy for shift
what headphones should a /brit/ man use
we learnt about quorn production in gcse biology fucking state of our educational system
>>217743092Poo
>>217743092Use sony earbuds meself
>>217742958impersonator
britain should be a corporatocracy
>>217742773Rightoids are piss poor trash. This is why they hate immigrants, immigrants don't threaten the elite or the middle class
>>217743092
hot diggety dog
>>217743145jumping diggety frog
>>217743132>This is why they hate immigrants, immigrants don't threaten the elite or the middle classuh, read that sentence back to yourself a few times lol
temperature-related hand injuries prevent proper pen grip
>>217743092Canslad got these: https://www.futureshop.co.uk/focal-celestee-closed-back-premium-headphones
I am entering my unshaven hobo era
>>217743158>>217743132also good job just admitting you just despise the working classbetter to start with a little honesty, finally
Got an escort booked for tomorrow morning x
just been named in the epstein files lads. it's over
in a furret walk-like state over the new mouseu kino
We had the best government system ever in the 18th and 19th century so why don't we just do that again
>>217743092sennheiser momentum 4>>217743179are you joking? i thought mine were expensive, christ
Leftypol claiming it's fine to import millions of brown people because there are like ten really rich guys or something
is that webm with the bald loser in the wifebeater who slaps that kid from behind meant to make him look dead hard?
>>217743216
Need leftypol and his mates out of business
>>217743175they take the same approach with grammar
>>217743214yes i'm sure all of your family and many many friends will care so much about this news
>>217743245You couldn't scare a mouse, you little fanny.
>>217743221germany had the best govt system in 1933 but we had to invade them over some bollocks>>217743226you don't want to give the somalian all of your cookies? why do you wanna FUCK the billionaires mate?
my thrussy wet
I'm imagining what it would be like to twirl
>govt>cookiesfoy foy foy
>>217743258the cronem takes the same approach with heather green's pussy
americans don't suffer
I could be a multimillionaire and still resent the government for importing millions of brownsI don't really get that leftypol argument
>>217743224https://www.selfridges.com/ES/en/product/focal-clear-mg-open-back-headphones_R03810638/Technically those but this was last year.Not even sure how common they areWas €1500 at the time
Right, well that's Red Dead Redemption 2 purchased for 80% off on the Steam sale now isn't it. Been waiting forever for it to go on sale like that.
>>217743288need those flag shorts
Diego getting knocked back from Berghain
Did ye all see that, lads?Janny was faster than Canslad ordering a can at a pub
wouldn't mind burying my nose in her anus (provided she's of legal age of course)
homealone is a sommelier, a bibliophile and a philanthropist. A great poster
>>217743315Shut up paedo
>>217743285>Where biscuit is the most common term, "cookie" often only refers to one type of biscuit, a chocolate chip cookie.[7]SPASTIC
>>217743315the janny has it out for the ponyposterin other news, water is wet nigga!
cuck ogg
>>217743295it's been $15 for months where have you beenoh and enjoy that rockstar launcher
I might make some yam you know
bix nood nigga
old.reddit.com/r/EsDeeKidd/comments/1pk06b7/timoth%C3%A9e_chalamet_responds_to_esdeekid_rumors/Omds
>>217743320big fan of poo smells are you
im really upset about the oscors being a youtube exclusive, really removes the glamour
nyigguhhh
AI is based as is automation
phat batty on katy doe
>>217743349Stop being a cunt, cunt.>>217743295I sort of liked it. Gave up after my PS4 decided to rape itself. But it was funTrust me when I say do not fucking diverge from the story until you get to the first town because it will fucking make you start from the fucking start and it's a cunt doing it all over again>>217743333Nobody cares about you, lad. I do care. a lot. I like you. But I also like touching your willard>>217743344Just funny, innit? How some jannies are faster than others
>>217743416even more phat on heatherdem x
what's good nyigguh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNj8It2S8Cs
>>217743416https://voca.ro/1dOMyRxLAIa7
mi katy, i luv me katy
In the sewer all alone
>>217743349>it's been $15 for months where have you beenIt most certainly has not. I've kept my eye on it for months.
>>217743476(that's my home)
>>217743446oh MY days LOL
Nick Fuentes and Sneako are gay aren't they
>>217743481
https://vocaroo.com/1mQJ2ue13lYi
i'm dancin to get dough
>>217743446Bars
they all hate you and they're laughing at you
Why are brits so good at making music? Is it related to their passion for poetry?
https://vocaroo.com/1cku6aI3d4Jq
cant believe there was a famoush irish fella called 'gay byrne' known as 'gaybo' and i've only just found out about him
phat batty pon yatey doh, yeah
>>217743591https://voca.ro/1gf07BfIUBGd
>>217743588easy simple language + nothing else to do
sucking on old nicotine pouches from the bin
sian nations for “offensive” social media posts made by a former Miss Universe contestant and several members of parliament.The controversy erupted after the winner of this year’s Miss Finland pageant, Sarah Dzafce, posted a picture on social media this month of her pulling the corners of her eyes alongside the caption “eating with a Chinese person.”Dzafce, 22, was stripped of her Miss Finland title last week pissing off several online chuds
>>217743591Loud, obnoxious chav. I'd hate to be your neighbour
charlotte chebs church
Evening lads, hope the sex tonight with your gfs / wives has gone well / will be going well. Presuming there are no runtish freaks among us, of course not
wish mikey was still alive x
>>217743630This is YOUR Friday night!
just give me 200 pairs of used severly soiled onlyfans slags panties to sniff
>>217743647shame about him being found with that watermelon up his arse
ice spice
>>217743642had sex with my girlfriend earlier and now im upstairs reading me kindle
Power up like i’m dragonball
>>217743640>neighbourmikey lives in a caravan parkdoubt his neighbours could hear owt
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766154752222496.webm
spongebob big guy pants okayspongebob big guy pants okay
>>217743640https://voca.ro/14w4um3fuNKG
Just set off the goyim extinction bomb already
>>217743691i wish i was a woman, that must feel amazing
>Bradley Walsh listed in Epstein files
Plotting and planning a wank
>>217742137>muh green surge
>>217743722
>>217743712you can become a woman nowadays
might be in trouble ladslooks like at least one girl as bailedsecond probably bialing tooshould message me soon if she's comingFUCK>>217737162out and about>>217737224project on
grab my clarinet and smoke dem oppas by the ounces
>>217743748how? x
>>217743726scheming a wank
>>217742958literally screaming at this
dis nigga replying to 4 hour old posts
You want an odd coincidence?James Cameron was in his private sub at the bottom of the ocean looking around the Titanic at the exact moment 9/11 happened.
i was here last christmas/brit/ was incredibly slowand all the spammers were gone they lied to me they said they were real losers with no friends or familybut even they were gone and not posting here on christmas my only solace is knowing they were miserable having to spend time with their families instead of getting to shitpost on here
They actually linked uphttps://youtu.be/tDp967up9jc?si=OYj-fzEHbev17bU6
Articuno mogs Zapdos and Moltres and it's not even close
conspiring to commit wankery
ige meeting up with the lads for a pint of nut brown ale and a cheeky shag
>>217743794ok
>>217743794scream
olives cheese and bread tates weird ngl
>>217743691
>>217743796He's numero uno;)You're a man
>>217743823ok
recipes you say
>>217743774just say youre one and call anyone who disagrees an evil terf bastard x
how logn u meant to keep thos nicotine ouches in for bc i be keepin ghtem tin for HOURFs liek xhaha
>>217743823bread is the body of christ
>>217743789mongohttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/cronem/country/be/start/2024-12-25/end/2024-12-26/
Right so I just ate enough homemade stir fry to feed 5 people and now I have a splitting headacheExpect to see my case in a chubby emu video this time next year x
>>217743854okay <3yay <3
rorkes da buying Christmas dinner on klarna
>>217743858only when god says so
>>217743794This is heat
>>21774385730-45 minutes
>>217743789Oh stop being a spastic cunt, ladI'll pop up for Christmas day x
>>217743849i hope one of them involves those MASSIVE MELONS in the thumbnail
>>217743858has to be consecrated first you dumpass
Seen the new Prince Andrew pics?
>>217743874Christ is God
>>217743882Quentanyl
Bro said he look like the King with his sword drawn like the film he starred in sheeeeeesh
>>217743691Would be so hot if it were real
>>217743898got his old nob out has he?
Anyone who believes in Abrahamic religion can immediately be ignored
get the real presence debate fired up at 11pm friday night
left my phone in the car and i can't be bothered to get ithead to work i about an hour and a half anyway
>>217743882He's gay, Quentin is?
>>217743874God's not real. The Bible is a work of fiction. Grow up.
>>217743904yes and christ did not say every bread is my body did hedense sausage>>217743928hc?>>217743930haha what else to do while i wait for the girlies to come/ignore me
Off to bed with me, night ladsx
>Anyone who believes in Abrahamic religion can immediately be ignored
>>217743936I think soApparently he uploaded videos of himsef wanking off random homeless men
>>217743938how so?
I AM READY TO SACRIFICE ALL MEMBAS OF MY FAMILY FOR SUCCESSYOU MUST NEVER EAT FOOD WITH RED OIL AGAIN
>>217743971Done him
PSKRMNIANF
>>217743972he's getting them housed and wanked and you're name calling?
>>217743921Lying on top of 5 teenage girls
>>217744011>>217744011>>217744011When ready
>>217744006oh no
>>217744004Nothing wrong with being gay
>>217744017kill yourself
>>217744056>>217744056>>217744056
>>217742042wonder where she is now
