Mr moderator, tear down this thread
idiot frog
doing a poo
>>217758118Impressive brit sista.
I poo, therefore I am
Wonder what Gazza is up to
screaming at the thought of james bond walking around with this
>>217758191Really impressive brit bro
might go poo then shower to get some life in me
Could be us.
just got a page from... rorke?
What’s with this annoying fucking frog then
right we all just not posting then?
>>217758388Got better things to do with my time you impudent little cur
>>217758388mad isn't it. some fucking schizo shows up and everyone fucks off
>>217758416obviously not you actual weapon
>>217758346Bible black is kino.
got the Christian rock on
>>217758448Talk to me like that one more time and I'll have the moderator arrest you
sniggering to myself
watching an American stream of a football match being played up the road
>>217758388everyones in spee
LOTR Extended Edition stream in 2 hours on cytube if anyone's interested
Brit hour
reckon my dt770's are on the chopping block lads, been buzzing when hitting certain frequencies for a while
the blue team just scored
what the fuck do vegetarians scran on christmas day?
>>217758627vegetables
>>217758636Destroyed that cunt.
Lion's Mane down the gullet.
>>217758682for me it's horny goat weed
keira shitely and joe wilkerson
new fedware update complete
>>217758627the usual foreign muck wokes eat
this is the nigga that's going to take my job?
katja kassin sex arse
Could be us brit sista.
any man here ever given their missus a slap?
>>217758771seen her with her tongue up a black mans arsehole before
>>217758754it's either somali or hindi that has to be the ugliest sounding languages
>>217758754no that's a map of somalia
just cleaned the bathroom
got to learn about technology to buy a laptop, don't know what any of this shite about cpus and stuff means
>I got to shit>anal fissures hurt like hell just by trying to fartScreaming
>>217758853i just get my pedo itberg in toil to reccy me one
>>217757877that was rubbish. not hard to get it right is it mate
yikes!
>>217758914Kek hate the Actually Indian
>>217758903I'm on disability tooBut only when I'm doing missionary with ur mum
>>217758754need a somalia gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTLF-ssPjho&t=3241s
>>217758914blud is hallucinating
>>217758887i asked my dad and he told me to get a chromebook fuck thatwhy do you work with a nonce
bpd girl has text me saying she dreamt we were together romantically
>>217758948no fucking wonder the niqab exists
>>217758914Dan mate, pack it in
>>217758853I just buy whatever the most reasonably priced gaming laptop is
>>217758936Bro really thought ts was tuff omds….
Guys how packed do you think Aldi will be right now?? Will there be space in the car park orrr
>>217759029It's everyone's first day on earth whenever they go shopping on weekends...Just leave it till Monday morning
>>217759029go at 7pm
>>217758981genuinely shat myself for a second there before realising my name is in the screenshot haha xx
>>217759077dan the man!
>>217758935I have gotten into arguments on the internet (being the loser that I am) and it is stunning how as of late people are extremely confidently saying things that couldn't be more wrong.Some cunts (Indians often) think that AI is god himself, incapable of error. Ghastly stuff.
why'd he have 2 pies then?
>>217759029probably fucking terrible. packed with people loading up like the shops are permanently closing down. went this morning and it was empty but so were the fucking shelves, lazy cunt staff hadn't even stocked up
Ok I think I will try go at 6pm hopefully people will be at home eating their dinner then
new free game on epic in 25 minutes, lads
What can I buy my nephews for Christmas that will most annoy my brother? I’m thinking a NERF gun or some prank kits.
Fortnite has added thots
>>217758978for their own modesty and protection>>217759029wasn't very busy at 8am if that helps
>>217758853just get a macbook lad
>>217759173rules for radicals
presents? all wrapped mateJust have to drive 90 minutes to the mother's house on Christmas Eve, then drive myself and brother to the Father's side of the family and back on Christmas day, and I am done x
>>217759181corrrrrr blimey
>>217758772PLEASE fuck off
i'd still give her one
>>217759181this i believe>>217759222this i do not
>>217759222
>>217758948
beatlebros...
>>217759278I knew his ass was alive
>>217759190shan't
Cheadle mentioned
>>217759186nigga you brown as hell
>>217759181lovely 'tex
never had 'splitting the G' when I was younger its a cringe zoomer invention
Jake Paul made 92 million dollars Would you let a large man break your jaw and KO you for that much?
>>217759401need her to bust me bollocks
https://youtu.be/NvOBeYKx2S4?t=2888so this is rorke
>>217759442if they put me into that ring AJ wouldnt have walked out of it alive
Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it
>>217759469wtf why does he speed up
>>217759472they're not going to let you bring a gun in there lad
>>217759483We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
>>217759442i'd probably let him shag my arse for 92 million
Winter is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
poo
>>217759622lol
>>217759483cheers David that's mint
STATE of jake paul's jaw
>>217759669umie
um
>>217759669oh moons!
drank the majority of my beer last night so i have very little for tonight
just had a shower, pits stunk of egg, had been wanking a lot tbf
Solstice soon
>>217759785boooooo
>>217759774use all your money to buy more
NEED new pants
every time i smoke i light 4 raws
>>217759822fuck no niggapops
Ot is impossible to suffer in Italy
in absolute awe of how massive pregnant boobs getin complete glee
so this is rorke
>>217759877>>217759892
>>217759892sc
>>217759877Suzie quzie where are your boobies
rorke's pfp on tinder is him at boulderingoh. my. DAYS
>>217759892mogs me
>>217759892
so it happened AGAIN
>>217759892rock wall rorke
need some gift ideas for mumberg please
>>217759892rorke used his last 4% battery to delete his post.
>>217759938some grandkids
respect to the man in the ice cream van
>>217759956fuck off mate
>>217759938ferrero rochers
>>217759938a decent son
>>217759956fuckk
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766219900952467.mp4
>>217759956She's only 37 so doesn't want to be a grandma yet
bought my mum a Uniqlo fleece and some nice fudge thoughts?
>>217760005erm
>>217760005>only 37fuck
>>217759995right
Liverpool: Alisson; Bradley, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez; Gravenberch, Jones, Mac Allister; Szoboszlai, Ekitike, Wirtz.Subs: Mamardashvili, Frimpong, Isak, Chiesa, Ngumoha, Nyoni, Robertson, Lucky, Ramsay.
not sure if pussy or gooch
Business idea: Operation Barbarossa IIArmy Group North: Great Britain, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Denmark, Iceland.Target: Capture Murmansk, St Petersburg, and Archangelsk, and destroy the Baltic and Northern fleets.Army Group Centre: Germany, Poland, Lithuania, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Croatia, Slovenia.Target: Capture Minsk, Smolensk, Novgorod, and Moscow.Army Group South: France, Romania, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Bulgaria, Turkey, Albania, Montenegro.Target: Capture Crimea, Rostov, Volgograd, and Astrakhan, and destroy the Black Sea fleet.
>>217760081fucking UM
you've all bought stuff for your mums so don't fuck me around and help me
>>217760069trust me Wirtz scores today.
football is absolutely fucking shit tbf was watching some champions leagues highlights the other day and it's just the same thing again and again. swear I had seen the exact same highlights like a million times before really dire in better sports every game feels more distinct
>>217760140bought my mum fuck all actuallyher birthday is on boxing day as well greedy cow
>>217760149maybe you simply dont get it
>>217760069isak coming back from injury or something?
>>217760081well then
>>217759938chocolate, nice candle, alcohol of her choice. Just buy all these and you're sound
>>217759938Perfume
>>217760140i've got a gift for her in my trousers
scran
>>217760184candles might be a good ideathank you
a sailor went toto see what he couldbut all that he couldwas the bottom of the deep blue
>>217760216nice
*Walks in holding 1984 by George Orwell*This is literally 1984.
Mumberg is an alcoholic with no sense of smell who doesn't go out what do you buy someone like that. She just watches telly then drinks vodka into oblivion.Can't get perfume, candles, soaps etc because she doesn't wash and can't smell them anyway.Can't get nice booze as that just encourages her.Can't get stuff like pyjamas because she just wears one nightshirt all day regardless.Hate buying her Christmas presents because she's so miserable and her existence is so painful.
>>217760216sloppa
>>217760176yeah sure thing deano
can't wait for daddy christmas to empty his big sack for me
*Listening to the 1975*This is literally 1984.
How is that image still up?
>>217760257Makeup
>>217760257a uniqlo fleece and some nice fudge
*Walks in holding Animal Farm by George Orwell*This is literally 1984.
bought mum a tealight holder and it arrived smashed to bits.
>>217760257LOTR box set and a DVD player
heh... my boy erlingz... his time is now
>>217760307blog on you boring bastard
if i had a kid i would just ask for a new mug every year with their picture on it. THen use it for the next year's teas before retiring it sorted x
Holy fuck I think im dying
>>217760333we all are
>>217760332Bizarre
Poland next.
>>217760257fancy ashtray
>>217760357Oh alright then
I reckon sports fanatics are not much different from goon cave freaks
women having kids with different men is quite mad when you think about it
>>217760369does seem like WW3 is inevitable nowthe EU just will not back down
>>217760357some faster than others
>>217760293She doesn't leave the house and hasn't worn makeup in about 20 years. I don't think she even looks in a mirror.>>217760296Doesn't like fudge, can't really eat due to drinking a litre and a half of vodka daily.>>217760309Hates it. Doesn't matter anyway as whatever she watches she's too pissed to understand. I recommended White Lotus to her and she was on season 6 within a couple of days even though there are only 3 seasons. She didn't even know that it went from Hawaii to Italy to Thailand.>>217760370Quit smoking and has copd.
>>217760369don't care, not worried.
>>217760383I'll just simply refuse to go what are they going to do put me in prison? Still wont be going to war
>>217760396Waterstones giftcard so you can say you got her somethingIf she doesn't like it she can just fuck off innit
>>217760257a ticket to the psyche ward
>>217760396Just shoot her head clean off
>>217760383yeah I think it's gonna happen desu gonna be pretty ments
>>217760378yeah?
>>217760396could get her a nice dressing gown or something to make her more comfy
funny poo
>>217760382completely normalised amongst the lumpenproletariat you'd stand out if you were still with your children's dad
>>217760396Pictures or paintings framed
>>217760406kek Russia would nuke Poland on day 1
>>217760472No they wouldn't
/brit/? more like stan DARSH
>>217760369>Poland next.>Doesn't border Russia
almost time to have a beer and open the wine
>>217760483am i so broke and/or uncultured that i don't even know what part of the picture is a pour over?
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this week's pasta
>>217759181>>217759222>>217759271Is this real brit bro ?
>>217760491Belarus is a Russian vassal state
Do people really think a Europe-Russia war would be like Ukraine?
depressing
>>217760521looks great but i dont like mushrooms could you take them off please
5-0 to the lads
The Winter War was kino.
>>217760526what would it be like?
civilisation is mental lads ayeJust speaking to women and talking to them and having to pretend you don't want to rip their clothes off (even though both of you know it's true)Just maddening stuff
>>217760557grow up
they're even doing wokemince pies now
>>217760557mad to not like mushrooms
>>217760472russian nukes fail while launching they can't even manage their own silos
>>217760524It's a different country.
My bollocks could do with draining tbf
>>217760526Russia would steamroll continental Europe. Ukrainians are at least masculine. Most Westerners are psychologically broken men or literally foreign with dual loyalty
>>217760580cant help that my tastebuds dont like them mate
>>217760426She can't read as she is retarded.>>217760432She was rejected and visits often.>>217760437I fucking wish I could.>>217760450>>217760469Got a dressing gown every year for the last 12 years and she will wear it in front of me with no pants on and her fanny showing.
>>217760599Kaliningrad
>>217760574nukesPutin said as much a few weeks ago
>>217760578grow up spastic
>>217760578>civilisation is mental lads ayebecomes boring midgame though
nth for the baddiedem
weird larp this one is. Quite esoteric
>>217760625>She can't read as she is retarded.yeah that's the point, you get her something useless so it shows you cared enough to get something, but it's not a huge waste of money or effort.
>>217760625is her fanny nice mate?
>Kyrylo Budanov, Head of Defence Intelligence of Ukraine, has stated that Russia intends to occupy the Baltic states and is planning for action as early as 2027.>Quote from Budanov: "According to the original plan, Russia was supposed to be ready to act in 2030. Now the plans have been adjusted and revised to bring the timeline forward to 2027.">Details: Budanov clarified that this concerns the occupation of the Baltic states. https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2025/12/20/8012745/It's over
>>217760369wasn't he meant to have a peace deal hashed out "day 1"?
>>217760655>Source: Ukraine
can a linwood anon send me a wendys please
I knew a manHe sat behind a desk that was a million feet wideBut he laid down his hammer and he diedI knew a manBig and fat, born without arms or legsBorn to jump in the air and clap
>>217760672only if you stop using the nonce botnet
>>217760655>russia going to attacks you give us ten quallendrillon dollars and all your weapon ples!
>>217760549the destruction of the conservative and labour parties is a good thing regardless of circumstance
>>217760611yeah? how many different types of mushrooms have you tried? they don't all taste the same
War wouldn't bother me, even if it's like Ukraine. I've been to uni so would most likely get allocated an important officer role organising strategy and things
score some faakin goals
>>217760709anon i don't know how to tell you this.....
>>217760687i live in poland and don't use a vpn thanks
>>217760702quite a few
>>217760709yeah mate because your BA in history from York uni makes you a military strategistretard
>>217760709Everyone's been to uni m8 you'd be in the trenches
Ziggerland
sucking a heiney
>>217760730ok theres a polish poster who is on the botnet
>>217760709they'd grind you up for tank biofuel sunshine
>>217760709You'll do the grand strategy due to your numerous hours in map painting games
still cant get over how photogenic he is
NordVPN is a lithuanian companyDoes that not seem mental to everyone
>>217760730what do you do in poland then?not ironically a builder?
>>217760383who would be in ww2
>>217758015Minase is so lucky
>>217760751there are two others i thinkone i know lives in silesia because he was in a vietnamese restaurant in zabrze
>>217760766Panamanian
>>217760625fucking grim
>>217760766mad and mental
>>217760709I'm an experienced strategy gamer so I expect a position in planning Barbarossa II
>>217760746Though if she saw any man on Tinder with a bio listing those things she'd swipe left instantly
>>217760766Kier Starmer rethinking his plan to get us nuked for Lithuania
>>217760783Australia would be lost week one in the South Pacific theater. Chinese sleeper agents would hand the keys to Xi
its about that time to filter everyone outside of the anglosphere
>>217760746you can tell she's fat
>>217760709>>217760798Same, I'll be in the office charge of building liquor factories
>>217760775i work in insurance and m&a. before that i was a janny for youtube.
>>217760798>>217760836sorry lads but plan to turn albanians into fuel is against human rights :/
>>217760743Not York but it makes me more valuable than you lot and I'd be wasted as a grunt on the front lines. One of the lessons from history is to keep your best men alive and in the most valuable roles.>>217760746No actually most haven't, and certainly not a top Russell Group. Wars are won with brains as much as weapons.
>>217760837>m&a.alri Bateman
>>217759181>>217759222>>217759271Is it real brit bro ?
>>217760746incels can still overpower them though
>>217760837i've heard a lot of guys in murders and executions don't really like their job?
city supporters leaving early, state
wolves are fucking rank rotten2 points all season. are you kidding
>>217760885Did they misread the score and think they were losing 3-0?
>>217760874PLEASE fuck off
first beer in quite a while
>>217760746Not my problem brit sista.
elite rustlers group generals will win the war
>>217760872lol when i got the offer i thought the same thing but it's actually really shit.>>217760881yeah it's great if you want to be submitting a report at 2am on a friday night for a client that will give you feedback at 5am monday morning.that being said i don't get the benefits from the wage as I get paid polish wages. Which is 5 figures but 5 figures Polish.
im going to be a war hero doing awesome shit suppressive fire wont effect me because none of that can scare me
noodles for dinnerx
>>217760974she looks fun to talk to
>>217760940rustlers[sic] group students being ground down into rustlers burgers to support the war effort
god i hate normies
Just had my Michelin-starred Christmas dinner Better than the Lidl ready meal you lot will be popping in Chef Mike I'm not poor though unlike you
>>217761003mumstein will be making mine as she has done every year since i was borngot a loving family, you see
That's 'Bone'.
*shudders*Let's get off this war talk
sex!
tesco microwave christmas dinner for one
>>217761045huh what is it good for
>>217761003christmas dinner is probably one of those things that's worse the posher it tries to be
genuinely got nothing to do
>>217761051lash it in the air fryer
>>217761067game changer
This french cunt is one of the worst posters by far.Absolute cretin
New>>217761062
me? part of a 'beef for Christmas dinner' family x
>>217761135>>217761135>>217761135
>>217761106is he the one who likes to say "brit bro"? Filtered that sad cunt a long time ago
>>217761098i admire the attemptshall look for a degustation on youtube
