>>217766757
AAAAYYYYYYYY LMAAAAOOOO

>>217766167
While I believe there are too many useless sex scenes and implying the romantic connection between to characters can be do so much better than "lmao they had sex" I will not have a melty whenever there's a sex scene.
Kiss scenes are better imho doe.

>>217766666
>0 you on the sloppa
I thought it was some fucked up art from the thumbnail
Also checked

Responding because new thread.
>>217765874
I think you meant gratuitous.

>>217766666
Quints.
Sorry Brune-kun, have a (You) >>217764996
At lunch my mum was cooking but she was kind of fucking it up so I helped her and she really liked the result.

>>217766800
a lot of zoomers basically complain "how does this sex scene advance the plot" which is just retarded
explaining how a character acts/feels or even breaking up the action/drama as a narrative exhale while looking good are a good enough purpose
like chill vibe scenes in ghibli movies

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>>217767010
Zoomers will cover their eyes during sex scenes because intimacy offends their neo-tradcath values, then goon to a japanese vtuber on their fourth monitor

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>>217766844
black girl magic

>>217767010
Personally I dislike sex scenes because I'm an incel and thus I'm envious of people who have sex

>>217767010
Chudmaxxed opinion 1:
A lot of sex scenes are useless
Chudmaxxed opinion 2:
Zoom-zooms are prudes
>as a narrative exhale while looking good
>pulls out random scene from a forgotten belarussian movie from 1973 where the main character leans against the fence and smokes a cigarette for 3 minutes straight

>>217767151
this is the correct answer
>>217767198
this is the honest answer

>>217767208
i'm not arguing "sex scenes can't be useless", they often are, but "how does this sex scene advance the plot" is a bad way to judge that
>pulls out random scene from a forgotten belarussian movie from 1973 where the main character leans against the fence and smokes a cigarette for 3 minutes straight
i don't know about the belarusian movie but i can think of some gilligan scenes that serve that purpose

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Good night, sisters.
Feeling tired af.

>>217767322
>i don't know about the belarusian movie
Nah I just said some random shit. Some USSR movies as a narrative exhale often did things like that.
Like between the happenings the protag would just sit down on a chair and light a cigarette and smoke it for 3 minutes. And nothing happened apart from the guy smoking.
You get the idea.

>>217766757
I come in peace

>>217766757
how long until she gets bogged like her co-star Jenna?

How quickly I stopped playing WWZ. I do need the break from it anyhow (cope, though it was getting repetitive).

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>>217767705
Snood will never be seduced by bogging, she will remain pure forever.
>>217767681
>

>>217768116
Kek

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>>217768116
hope you're right snoodbro
but have fear as hollywood can be very persuasive

>>217767208
Have you watched this one?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/

>>217768116
H-hot.

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>>217767151
it's insane how prudish they can be, not even my grandparent's generation would throw this kind of fit over cleavage or calling a lockerroom kissing scene rape and "sexual assault" because I dunno the character didn't sign a consent form in triplicate

>>217771396
Mmmm, I dreamed of such enemies

Are northern italians from milan /med/ or are they alpine european?

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>>217771735
me on the right

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>>217773447
>>217774425
Go to sleep.

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>>217774612
why? i woke up at 7 pm, it hasn't even been 12 hours

>>217774612
let the man post his wife cmon

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>>217775391
yeah, thank you anon

>>217766844
Is this really the proper attire to be in while cleaning.

Good morning /med/.

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Good morning med, guess who fucked up his sleep schedule by sleeping all day yesterday

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Good morning Sirs!
Shaved.

>>217776453

>>217776581
It is what it is, at least I"m full of energy and can exercising in the morning.

Also we're close to the 7 digits of 7, wonder who will get it

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Good morning, sisters.

>>217768754
I don't think so
>plot summary
Ayo man what the fuck?

>>217771396
>vid
Grim

>>217774612
>posted at 4 AM
bruh

>>217776581
>Shaved.
Zased.
I'll do the same too in like 2 hours.

>>217776634
Oh fugg she started doing nude content

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Argentinette tier post from me just now btw.

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Good morning.

>>217776734
Bongu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8R7ATNrBM

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The gift under the Christmas tree.

>>217777021
Gorda puta.

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Erm.... sisters???

>>217777104
Putinha.

>>217776653
Disgusting.

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She owes me sex

>>217777208
This pics hits different now that I walked in Tiergarten

>>217777312
You too?

>>217777777

>>217777906
Frog website.

>>217777906
It's fucking grim
My parents are all happy that we are basically in spring weather

>>217777312
us*

>>217777312
Who's this mid bitch anyway?

>>217777906
Love the malding following

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>>217778965

Hey /med/, time to cool down for the rest of the month. Yesterday I spent the whole evening and part of the night out with friends and everything fine until that one friend who can't handle alcohol decided it was a good idea insulting random people, almost starting a fight. His new gf joining him like an enraged gypsy didn't help either. Other than this pitiful incident, everything went cool.

I also feel pity for those who out of desperation because of the biological clock prefer to start a relationship with the only available person they find. I'd rather stay single for the rest of my life than bringing a kid with lack of proper affection.

>>217756421
>But if you manage to tame the autism you become extremely strong.
I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think this will be the case with this boy because the autism is very deep. Let's see how he keeps developing.

>But dumb people reproducing has nothing to do with autism
I know, that's why I put it in a different paragraph.

>>217779624
It's not about a biological cock, or lack of it.
Some people are such huge victims of soycietal expectations that they ruin their life.

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Got a wave of likes somehow
one girl that liked me, is mid but i matched back because gotta train talking to foids
two girls i already liked, mid too
all three will be boring and eventually ghost me ig

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Horny again

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too lazy to adapt this oc with a coomer competition between momo and magyar

>>217779947
Maybe it's because it's Christmas soon or maybe it's because of the cabaret from 3 days ago

>>217780155
It was definitely the visit to the cabaret.
It put naughty thoughts in your head.

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>>217780200
Also 4chan doesn't help with the constant stimulation

These new captchas are a pile of shit, but at least the images are easier to choose now.

>>217779691
>biological cock, or lack of it.
The big deal with /med's/ zestiness.
>Some people are such huge victims of soycietal expectations
Yeah, it's another way to explain it. It seems like you're forced to reach certain goals before a certain age, and if not, you're nothing but a pariah.
>>217779698
I hope you make it with one of those likes.
>>217779882
Based.

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If you have problems with the new captcha you are under 100 IQ.

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>>217780248
What stimulation.

>>217780369
Even dumb people can solve it.

>>217780280
The new captcha is easy, but annoying.

>>217780395
Nude content being posted daily on the boards

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Ayo /med/.
Didn't drink one iota yesterday. It was the most normie/chad birthday party I ever went to. I was the ugliest person by orders of magnitude there. Everyone was beautiful, well dressed, successful and charismatic.
>>217780369
based

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>>217780492
>It was the most normie/chad birthday party I ever went to.

>>217780395
Wench cheating with the pose, her pelvis is just floating midair.
I’d still sniff it.

>>217780492
It strikes me you’re well dressed, although unconventionally, and successful. Regarding the looks, I bet it’s simply body dysmorphia.
You worry too much.

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Starlight, can you give me the fame? (Starlight)
Can you tell me the game, oh, starlight? (Has what you need)

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Christmas is quickly approaching.

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>>217780973

>>217781006
Gem but it's just a nipple.

>>217781006
Christmas is /int/. Qts too.

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>>217776634
makes you think.

>>217781039
6 millions adverts killed
It's imbredover

>>217780369
Agreed, these new captchas are easier and faster to solve

Good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nVctvQVz0U

>>217781198
I still remember when there were no captchas. Then a literal Swedish autist Nikes the boards so much with shitposting and hitting moot had to put them up. Absolutely terrible.

>>217781486
Damn, you are old

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>>217781486
I remember when there used to be no flags on /int/, and you could embarrass other countries by pretending to be French or Swedish. Troublemaking was never so easy or free from consequences.

>>217781832
No IDs either in all boards.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct7opCrTLxo

>>217778167
>My parents are all happy that we are basically in spring weather
Dadberg is happy about no snow, but momberg isn't imc.
Kinda grim how they (boomers, most of them) can be happy about a season just casually disappearing because it was... le cold.

>>217779947
>coomer competition between momo and magyar
I'm sure I'd btfo momo in horniness levels. He would btfo me in cooming material doe.

>>217781442
hey Poland I found a video of you
https://files.catbox.moe/3fcep7.mp4
sorry for doxxing XD

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>>217782100
Thank you for acknowledging the quality of my cooming material

>>217782139
Sorry, but I would rather [something] than dress like that

>>217782323
Patiently waiting for you to overshare your material.

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which one would you pick?

>>217782583
I'm sure you'd look great in it anon :D

Yesterday I found a little box with my old NDS games and there was the GTA Chinatown Wars, which I though it was lost, so I think I'll have some entertainment for these Christmas.

>>217783297
The third one.

>>217766757
This guy is such a toolbag

Watching Monster.
Somehow half the characters that are supposed to be German look chunkier than the main character who is Japanese.

>>217783297
Braids.

>>217784515
Finally you’re watching good shows. Where are you in the story? I have the whole manga in book format (special edition).

>>217784726
After Tenma operates on some terrorists.

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hey magyanon you done with dispatch yet?
I want to hear your takes

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Just finished Mouthwashing. Poor Curly.
>>217780609
Thanks friend. Yeah it's not that bad but you know how it is. Kinda frustrating sometimes.

>>217785068
Keep watching.

>>217785219
I do feel out of place sometimes too, it sucks.

Sister that I don't like will come next weekend, I hope it's only 2 or 3 days, gonna have to go to other sister's place during that.

I should drink water, but I am cold.

>>217785881
Drink hot water then

>>217785933
Maybe.

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Spent around 150 mins sleeping.
Grim.

>>217783297
Third.

>>217785209
Actually I did not start yesterday cuz uhhhhhh.... idk I was not feeling it.
Was going to start today in the morning but my sneedbox control was dead cause I haven't charged it in like half a year. Now I'm going to take a shower, wash my hair, then I will start the game unironically.

>>217786768
I don't even want to know how much I slept yesterday

>>217786768
A magyar posting an absolute jewel of a woman? I can’t believe it.

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>>217786768
>>217786997
She's a ghost

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>>217787049
The AI on phone cameras nowadays are retarded. I had one coworker take a photo of some people and the phone added a fucking cat between two pictures kek.

Monster's author really hates women man.

>>217787423
Why do you say that?

>>217787423
What kind of Monster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye9hGotPPVk

atmosphere decided to rainmaxx today, it's extremely coldpilled atm

>>217787781
i'm on binge listening of this recently
but the video version

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>>217786768
it's an 8 hour story...
so I should assume it'll take you about 3 months to complete?

>>217787498
Eva is such a retarded whore.

>>217787811
>4 degrees
>hailing
>non stop rain
AAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhh now this is a great weather. Need to get colder and a bit sunnier for it to be perfect.

>>217788027
It’s her father’s fault for coddling her, don’t shit on her. A person can fix her.

Why aren't there many Cypriots on /int/?

>>217787870
I should be able to finish it in 4 days desu.

>>217788387
There are some doe.

>>217788387
Even the few you can find are most probably Russians
>>217788428
Download Tinder

I'd recommend downloading Tinder when you have already good pics available

>>217788500
Tinder is dead these days, but only use online dating if you have genuinely good photos. You could be a 10/10 chad but have no luck if your photos are shit.

>>217788565
10/10 don't have bad pics fr
maybe if done on purpose
still apps overall work better at the start because they make you more visible
so you gotta profit this

>>217788452
>Download Tinder
Which part of my post prompted you to post that reply?
Also no.

>>217788674
zased kid.

>>217788673
>still apps overall work better at the start because they make you more visible
That is true, but iirc if you keep deleting and creating a new account you get shadowbanned

>>217788756
which is why you should be ready at the first attempt

>>217788736
You need to keep being nagged

>>217788885
zased, you deserved those quints though

>>217788885
It's not working sorry sis.
I'm still yet to recover from a femoid behaviour I experienced like half a year ago. Didn't post it here because you'd just call me a volcel o algo.

>>217788925
I obviously wouldn't call you a volcel ffs

You're a full-blown sexhaver

>>217778544
you don't deserve to know
>>217786768
who?

Anyway, what’s the best app for getting significant others?
What’s the best for female male couples?
Or female female couples?
Or male male couples?
Does it beat IRL meeting?
Why doesn’t the magyar use any of these alternatives and keeps saying no to the gym hag?

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>>217788428
I binged it in a Saturday
I'm very susceptible to the binge streaming format, I lie to myself saying I'll just watch an episode and blow through the whole thing in one sitting

also did that shit with the cyberpunk anime, shit grabbed me good

>>217789011
The Magyar is scared to have to pay shekels for his dates.

>>217788966
What I feel now is what Caesar probably felt when Brutus did the needful.

>>217789000
no idea sis.

>>217789011
>keeps saying no to the gym hag?
I told you earlier that because of the autism she dropped me thoughbeitever.

>>217789077
gem but not true

>>217789077
He’s right on that one, you white knight.
Don’t treat your women like whores (by paying them stuff in exchange for sex), or they’ll become one (all women try to return to the mean of whoring, so you must forcefully make her not a whore).

>>217789195
What if you like whores ?

>>217789195
magyar is trad wife land doe
you have to pay

>>217789269
>liking whores
Only if they’re mentally whores and old white themselves to a single man.

>>217789284
Just give them a flask of paprika and you’re golden.

>>217788085
At some point she should have been able to learn for herself.
Also split personality is kind of cliche, I'm after the fire attempt.

>>217789424
>old white
Only whore
What the fuck, phone autocorrect.

>>217789445
She will.

>>217789490
Why do you spoil me?
You are literally that baby guy.

>>217789756
I’m not spoiling anything andaluzinho, believe me.

catnigga spotted >>217789185

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>>217789829
big girl manlet couples are cute tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch/m6_m5Wd1P0A

Kek

>>217789794
Well you implied she'll have some form of comeuppance.

>>217790612
What's the matter, b-boy?

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>>217790705
Man-made horrors. Hopefully on the big man's day I will know more.

>>217790736
Least cryptic Brune post

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>>217790829
It do be like that.

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>>217790705
I can’t explain further, don’t ask me more or I’ll dump spoilers.

>>217790736
We seriously need JARVIS to translate your shiposts sometimes.

>>217790829
Not that cryptic, there is something happening that I assume he doesn't want coming and he'll know more about it on Christmas.

>>217791202
I got that, but he didn't explain what is the negative event
You're totally neurotypical sis

>>217791177
How do normies find this less hot than moid dick in vagina

>>217791278
>not lightly biting a lip
6/10 apply yourself.

yeah, it's spaghetti shrimps aglio olio

>>217791706
That sounds good
Photo?

>>217791831
already EATEN

>>217791916
Seems like you are slowly and gradually improving

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>>217789829
If I could hit a button and make all women 20 metres tall, I would do it in a heartbeat. I would doom all of you to satisfy my predilections.

>>217792200
I also like taller girls, the problem is that they want guys taller than them just as much as short ones

>>217792200
Thoughts on >>217791706 ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehh-Su0yauw

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>>217792245
Life enjoys finding ways to be disappointing. We weep and the Demiurge laughs.
It's also upsetting that 9/10 taller women look frail brittle of bone, with either far too much leg or nowhere near enough musculature.
>>217792248
>spaghetti shrimps a la brune
You better treat those shrimps with respect, or else you're going to wake up with a prawn head on your pillow in the morning.
Also, three prawns could be a very small galaxy.

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>>217792425
You should come to Shitaly and visit me Catnigga, I'd treat you to a nice plate of spaghetti allo scoglio at a restaurant that I know, where they serve large portions only

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>>217792534
I would refuse your kind offer because I don't go to restaurants and I don't eat in front of other people.
I do find my nostrils flaring in anticipation of shrimp-flavoured spaghetti thoughsoever, especially plates with big chunks of diced cod and mussels thrown in. Despite being an island, my own country does not have such a huge variety of seafood dishes.

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>>217792781
Certified neuro-typical o qualcosa

>>217792781
Catnigga, you're a moderately overweight gentleman with normal clothes and nice boots, and you'd be facing morbidly obese Krautoids with white socks and sandals
Trust me, you've got nothing to fear

>>217792200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5VSrqaFTBM
foids and their murderinos, am I right?

>>217792781
You will eat the seabug pasta and you will like it

Would any /med/der like to play some /med/opoly soon?

>>217792534
Mmmm

>>217792924
Coincidentally, I watched some British horror yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXT59r-FVOQ

Finished the first episode of Dispatch.
Because of the insane amount of sleep I got in the afternoon, I'll play another hour ig.
Bussin.
I already feel sorry for the blonde gal ngl. (no spoilers plz)

>>217793688
surely there are better tabletop games we can play

>>217793817
R I G G E D too ?

>>217793927
what?

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>>217793790
I promise no spoilers
but did you let the moment pass or did you for it?

Three-letter agencies stole my food.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xdEwrZ6qw8

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>>217794182
>Operation C.R.U.M.B. (Covert Removal of Unattended Meal of Bologna)

>A low-visibility, single-objective action conducted to demonstrate absolute operational superiority in an environment of total normalcy. The target was a bologna sandwich belonging to a Maltese civilian, briefly left unattended under conditions assessed as “secure by complacency.” Surveillance confirmed minimal counterintelligence awareness, predictable routines, and zero sandwich-hardening measures. Entry and exfiltration were executed without disturbance, witnesses, or audible indicators, leaving the operational area unchanged except for the absence of the asset.

>Post-operation analysis confirmed full mission success. The subject returned to discover the sandwich missing, with no signs of theft, interference, or rational explanation, producing optimal confusion and mild existential doubt. No claims of responsibility were made, no evidence was recovered, and no corrective actions were taken. Operation C.R.U.M.B. is now archived as a textbook example of disproportionate capability applied with surgical restraint, proving that even lunch is vulnerable.

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Good night, sisters.

>>217794158
Did the needful internationally speaking.
Also finished ep 2 just now.

>>217794659
0:58 was peak.

>>217794751
Frenchies? Is this le true?

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>>217795472
I'm gonna be honest, that last scene basically sealed my decision to go for Invisigal
Pman is my bro and I do think she did him dirty

>>217795666
Doubt.jpg

>>217793817
Mayhaps. I'm open to suggestions

>>217794659
Haha :D

>>217794182
>>217794686
Absolute kino, lol :D

>>217795472
Sleep well

>>217797648
it's a little late now, but next time maybe risk?

>>217798044
Sounds good. We need as many /med/ders as possible

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gn frens