Dua Lipa edition
lipa i barely know er
You can thank the serbian army for fumbling kosovo
bergé, thoughts?
im gay boy
>>217792629handsome
Not posting in the nonce edition janny needs to permaban everyone in there tbqh
>>217793625janny used to clamp down on those nonce editions on sight
The missus has a burst appendix and might not be home for Christmas. Because I'm a useless man I have no idea where the kids presents are and who's front Santa and who's from us.Christmas could be ruined here lads
the new
>>217792509
>>217792629cute erg
>>217792629hello mister
how am i supposed to concentrate on battling with arse in pokemon now
The non-nonce new gets the last laugh
Shabana Mahmood
>>217792509I thought it was a made up stage name but she's actually called Dua because of being a wog
>>217796355It's Albanian for 'love'
>>217794916that Felton stare
something a bit dire about someone constantly reposting their thread until it gets usedjust reeks of desperation
mouse is probably just in jail again he'll be back soon
watching Oppenheimer (2023) with mum and her wifewomen simply cannot understand or appreciate this kino
Visit NYC, lads
Mad that shaun of the dead is set in London yet doesn't have a single wog in it
>mum and her wife
if i had a daughter i would name her lancia stratos
Bought Mousey this for Christmas to help him learn how to solve captchas
>>217797186Dont tell me what to do
>>217797171I made this thread and I never reposted it once.I would have, if I hadn't forgot about it.
>>217797185You really have such a bizarre family dynamic.
>>217797185its not kino its actually pretty boring.>did you know this scientist had political opinions and a gf??
>>217797210sure
>>217797187zombie hordes are an allegoryahead of its time
Thread doesn't feel the same without mouseySad that we lost him but zeidy and sacked tranny are still here
>>217797185Did the Jews create nuclear weapons
>>217797185>mum and her wifecorr imagine them all hot and sweaty and scissoring in bed
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217720799/#217721439The final mousey post. It's so over.
>>217797186not going back to that shithole after my experience last time
>>217777777
ugly thingwhat the hell were they thinking
>>217797246Why?
>>217797185they're in the right here. It was shite
>>217797244that was post-new captchashe's either gaming or been arrested again
>>217797210*serpentines up her bum *
>>217777776>>217777778
>>217797269you know whats in london dont mess you about if youre not one of thembut anyone is a target the you know whats in NYCgot all sorts of abuse hurled at me by homeless buggers thereeven on the "subway" theyre hassling you dancing in your face doign all sorts asking for moneyhorrible place
>>217797276he was replying to me but I'm sure he was trying to get nova scotia one's attentionhe did post before that complaining about the new captchasI suppose he'll figure it out at some point.
um
Mousenonce hasn't been entertaining since he started playing Pokemon go
poo fucking nigger
>>217797185Is this a common sight in your home?
>>217797318he was extremely entertaining when he was evading peoples filters to make sure they saw zledy's posts so they'd report them lol
howling at the fact the new captcha has filtered mousenonceimagine the melty
>>217797210need her to stop shaving entirely
>>217797185>film about nuclear bombs>literally all just men in rooms talking>bomb blast is shit
>>217797326why does bravo vince like that old woman so much?
>>217797367Rhea is cute
de bomb blast
>>217797345Thought that was hm ngl
asked my brother what to get my newborn nephew for christmas and he replied with a jokey nothing replyfucking faggot millenials
>>217797358nah t'was kino
toilfu got some good news today and spontaneously asked me for a hug, think that's the first time a girl has ever done that
masturbate then go to sleep
>>217797326carol and zosia are much much fitter by far
>>217797383nah that was mouseyyou can usually tell if it's him by his utterly bizarre usage of quotation marks and brackets where they don't belong
masturbating a poo
going on hunger strike until the govt provides me with a gf
>>217797358>film about nuclear bombswrongit's a film about a scientist
>>217797326this show is utter shite
>>217797398someone probably offered her a cool 2 mil if she hugged an ugly specky virgin
eating nigger poo
>>217797375is that the old blond?
>>217797185it's fucking shit lmao
pooing a nigger
>>217797388get him COAL teach him a lesson or two about LIFE
>>217797434not ugly or speccy actually
Cillian O' Murphy
>>217797436How's it different from normal poo
back to toil in the morning. fuck my chudcel life
feasting on a raped nigger
>>217797466nigga working on the 22nd
>>217797398did you smell her hair?
>>217797472i'm working on christmas eve too
going on an all nigger diet
they did all that bullshit with Robert Downey Jr building up to why Einstein stormed off in a bad mood and it was just cilian murphy telling him 'we did the bad bomb bwt'
>>217797304yeah the crazy blacks everywhere is the biggest culture shock for brits i reckondon't know how yanks put up with themgod bless daniel penny
>>217797480depressing honestlyyou work for a 'ki?
cannibalizing a black nigger
>>217797480Ktim but wfhSo not really
>>217797398why were you working on a sunday
>>217797324right thats enough
>>217797480me too (i work for yanks)
>>217797398>hink that's the first time a girl has ever done thatHugged you?
>>217797529His story doesnt add up. Get him!
>>217797388why would you buy something for a newborn who doesn't know what christmas is
Tate mongdern
cant sleepnot tired at all
>>217797388>>217797552I bought my nephew an ounce of gold last year when he was born.
might quit officetoil and go stack shelves instead. less stress for only a bit less pay.
>>217797573not allowed not allowed at all
>>217797573MODS! THIS IS MLP!
>>217797578should have kept it for yourself
>>217797578Chinese people do that
Long Island is 118 miles wide, from New York Harbour to the easternmost tip.That's the same distance as from London to Bristol.
>>217797599They say in English :D
>>217797580hated stacking shelves back when i was a tescoid but looking back on it i was more happy and social back then. wfh officetoil is just borderline neetdom
>>217797477i did have a cheeky sniff yh>>217797529crime never sleeps>>217797550asked me personally for a hug in a spontaneous way rather than it being a mutual greeting/goodbye hug
>>217797552I either buy a present each for the parents or get the baine something and save money
>>217797612that's where jackson pollock drove his car off the road and died
>>217797599>has their tongue
>>217797627Double spacingredditspacker
>>217797654In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato.
plucking my banjo string and singing Oh Susanna
frieren feet
>>217797635shut up you insufferable berk
Leftypol encouraging the cat
>>217797573rarity looks better with glasses
people who complain about "le reddit spacing" deserve to be shot
>>217797603I regret not doing that because the price has gone up a fair bit
been on /brit/ and still don't know who heathermong or mousey or diego areconvinced they don't exist tbdesu
>>217797654>I don't know what paragraphs and formatting is because I'm a terminally online zoom-zoom
On the auchentochen
https://youtu.be/5qnb5lhUuHg?si=jdVchakgZGymN_p9
2026 will be the year i finally overcome my crippling anxiety and fear of change and sort my life out
>>217797689rancid motherfucker
>>217797711worse still he's a mid 40s alcoholic who desperately wants to fit inzoomers don't give a fucking shit about reddit spacingonly millennials who wasted their entire life here and still think 4chan is a competitor to reddit give a shit
>>217797728RUBICON!!!!!!!!!!!
what general do the romans post in? what about the muslims? im srs help your boy out..
mr. rorke follow the white rabbit
>>217797728weightwatchers membership and ozempic consultation
>>217797728some ozempic hopefully
don't ever have a baby ladscaring for a crying puking shitting little runt is the most miserable thing i've ever had to do
>>217797728almond cake
raped nonce
>>217797675And in the eye of the potato is a specialized growth point on the tuber (modified stem) that can sprout into a new potato plant
He was such a legend
>>217797748me trying to get a girls attention
>>217797753Kys pedo freak
>>217797766The fact that they keep making almond cake for every single holiday without fail when Marfa doesn't like it is hilarious to me lmaoWith all the desserts you could possibly make why would you always choose the one that your sister doesn't like?
>>217797748dogs are fucking retardedtruly plebian to want these mutants as pets
six seven
>>217797774He wasn't as good as rolex haver
>>217797774why would you even go to work after that instead of just calling in sick, that's not cool that's dumb
>>217797773In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato. His ideal consists in never doing anything but the indispensable. Our conception of work is one that he submits to as if it were a real curse. It is doubtful whether anything at all can be done in Ireland without the help of the Catholic priest. It's the priest who has been able to reconcile the Irishman to the fatal necessity of work —by promising him more happiness in another world. The Irishman will never make up his mind to work except under compulsion from outside, for he is incapable of organising himself. And if, despite everything, he is apt to have organisation thrust upon him, that is thanks to the drop of Anglo blood in his veins. It's only because of this drop that the Irish people has created something and possesses an organised State. It takes energy to rule Ireland. The horse that is not kept constantly under control forgets in the wink of an eye the rudiments of training that have been inculcated into it. In the same way, with the Irishman, there is an instinctive force that invariably leads him back to the state of nature. People sometimes quote the case of the horses that escaped from a ranch in America, and by some ten years later had formed huge herds of wild horses. It is so easy for an animal to go back to its origins! For the Irishman, the return to the state of nature is a return to primitive forms of life. The family exists, the female looks after her children, like the female of the hare, with all the feelings of a mother. But the Irishman doesn't want anything more. His reaction against the constraint of the organised State is brutal and savage, like all feminine reactions. When he collapses and should yield, the Irishman bursts into lamentations. For the Irishman, the typical form of revolution is nihilism.
>>217797774Being a look out while your dad nicks stuff from a building site isnt really work
>>217797810Not reading a word of that.
>>217797764Isnt her sister a goth succubus?
>>217797728she is truly pathetic. i can't believe that she lives her life as though she's still a child. peter pan syndrome springs to mind, she needs intervention ASAP!
>>217797826A succurfridge more like
>>217797838Guarantee she's into anal or sloppy throat fucking
>>217797846Scrfming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuoEBNcXhDY
>>217797846succour for /brit/ on cold, dark days
>>217797864she has never had sex
for me? sweet anita's fat tits and wide hips
the temperature in my room without the heating on in the middle of decemberwe are completely fucked
>>217797838>oxbridge mastersagain? how many masters does she need
>>217797896is this hot or cold?
>>217797838hate hernever done a day of work in her life
>>217797900why are you such a disgrace to humanity
>>217797900The raped
>>217797896can see your reflection mate haha x
>>217797890for me it's veronica and the other 'pilled wenches
audiobooks don't count
>>21779791422.5 celsius is 72.5 fahrenheit
>>217797838>Oxbridge mastersIf anything screamed midwit more it'd be deafening
bum smells like chinese vinegar
>>217797931looks like smiffy from the bash street kids
>>217797889Dont believe it
>>217797896mental how it's not even icy out in the middle of wintersay what you want about exactly what causes it but global warming is very clearly happening
>>217797931haha how did you rotate the image
>>217797931What a load of... That's a load of bollocks. Play a record
>>217797896All heated by your farts I presume
>>217797972did it on the 'puter didnt i x
>>217797955why
>>217797921you dont like hip hop? sorry, i thought we were posting random dumb sh*t
>>217797988easy in for oxbridge undergrad rejects
>>217797987how'd you manage that
got the black garlic oil tonkotsu nissin ramen on don't i
The Chase: The Bloopers was extremely underwhelming. Can't believe it was an hour long.
>>217798009what if they never applied at undergrad level
>>217798014patrician choiceadding anything extra to that bad boy?
>>217798047ruby applied at undergraduate level and was rejected
>>2177979140 is the freezing point of water and 100 is the boiling point of water It's a very good system
>>217797988A one year master's course at Oxford (or anywhere desu) teaches you almost nothing and is mostly made up of overpaying internationals and rejects like roobs. It's just delaying unemployment for another year and adding some more dressing to your cvActual intellectuals would go straight for a PhD or a job
>>217798049poached a couple of eggs in itwould have added some onion if i had any
>>217797846Im sure someone posted her sister here and she was pure sex
>>217798056for water
>she was pure sex
Derby represent!My mum saidDon’t let the bastards get you down.
>>217798080bloke
>>217798067She was, but she looks like she's been compulsively eating cake since Very fat now!
>>217798082Fahrenheit is for utter mongs was what I was delicately trying to say An objectively dogshit system
>>217798058>A one year master's course at Oxford (or anywhere desu) teaches you almost nothingI didn't know thatsurely a PhD teaches you nothing because you're doing you're own research
raped and mindbroken
don't like how the neighbours have all their Christmas lights just turn off around 11pm, seems very stingy
>>217798011just rotated ityou can have it back if you like
>>217798104if you have to use decimals your system is shit
>>217798112thanks x
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>217798099Need before and after pics
ruby's a fucking idiot
>>217798112Bet you can't put it upside down
>>217798128
Don't like the way jf currency worksThey'll pay for something that's like £1 but in their money it's like 120 or summit
>>217798106How much can you possibly learn or improve in your skillset on a one year course? It's basically just a repeat of your final year of undergrad with different courses and a new dissertation topicPhD is more about developing skills and doing actual research, masters students do no research especially not in the artsAnyway the Mumsnet GODS have said this all better than me before
Maybe if I ignore the balding it will go away
>>217794916>The poopenfartengeschutzwagen was an often forgotten geman last ditch combat vehicle of the war
>>217798141Go back to where you came from.
>That post doesn't exist anymore.
>>217798141An idiot that goes to Oxford and that I want to shag.
>>217798164just take fin bro
>>217792629Mine looks like that
>>217798154Just not in is it
>>217798084the diddled
Dave Benson Phillips sex arse
>>217798192She graduated and is now attempting to scam publishing companies in search of a book deal and fat downpayment. Lord knows she needs it as the YouTube views and sponsorships have been drying up lately.
>>217798185there ain't nothin there!
>>217798154used to go on holiday to Turkey as a kid and 5 million lira was like 2 quideven as a wee lad that struck me as retarded
>>217798147mind if i save it?
>>217798208Jimmy ntronberg
>>217798154I'm gonna pay you ¥13,560 to fuck off
Why did spaki get banned again? :/
rorke clicking "post" before "next (2/2)" and and losing his progress
>>217798232that wont be possible mate
>>217798187yeah because i didnt like ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBupnRkQvroyoure welcome
i need asian puss pusswonder if i can get a chinese gf by hanging around one of their supermarkets
>>217798158what do you learn more from: a PhD from a random university e.g. University of Sunderland or an undergraduate from Oxbridge
>>217798158I think you can learn a lot in a year to be honest
rorke getting his phd from open university
>>217798291Come to New Malden
>>217798283w-why
>>217798295Oxbridge undergrad because you know absolutely nothing going in>>217798315Masters student cope
>>217798262Brainwashed faggots
>>217798185>>217798334>this is the best you can doyou must be ugly af
>>217798337dont try me sunshine
/brit/ performance reviews will be going out before end of year SOME of you are going on a pip and we'll need to see improvement unless you want to be sunset from the roster of primary /brit/ (You) generators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7jfYun5Qw
>>217798318Aha my Korean friend is from thereDownside is they're all insane Christians who wait until marriage
>you must be ugly af
slippy poo
i wish i went to oxbridge lolthose fancy, formal dinners in beautiful buildings and dining with the future elite must be nice
I like to lay on my back with a pillow on my faceI find this to be very WOMFYYou could try it yourself. But I bet you haven’t got the balls to
get the young fitties posted :)
cried at the end of oppenheimer
Sex arse? NoPoo arse!
>>217798371I beg your pudding
wonder that mark hamill thinkings about the russia ukraine war
>>217798410this
>>217798391What is your fascination with this girl and her family?
get the young uglies posted >:)
>>217798414why are white people like this
*farts*
>>217798399>those fancy, formal dinners in beautiful buildings and dining with the future elite must be niceDid this once as a guest and it's very awkward.
>>217798432this is fake btw
>>217798446spaff
i'm getting filtered by company of heroes
stupid because Mihai always talked about not liking anal
>>217798408you were there at his deathbed then?
>>217798453what's fake about it?
>>217798429
>>217798448Because youre irish. Its like taking a horse to a restaurant
>>217798475i would assume the content of the article and implication of the headline
>>217798465Got 4k hours in coh2 ffs
>>217798432>>217798453holy moly i was going to post that exact comment
A salaryman who was fired from his job and has no girlfriend is caught by some gals! He is treated like a molester for merely looking at them, and the gals force their way into his house, demanding that he let them stay, and have sex with him to kill time!
>>217798489blud get a life
>>217798483Have you been then? Or do you not get let into the places where paddy can go?
>>217798482That's her. Off Twin Peaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYvxujH2DPk
>>217798487so is it fake or not?
>>217798530Laura palmer
you lads scene this article?
Don't take mihais name in vain
>>217798535he certainly is implying that it is yes nothing i said contradicts that
>>217798541Yeah I scene it
He was very fucking a monster
leftoids really believe israel is aligned with whiteness
>>217798588leftoids don't believe anything theyre pure tribalists
Might buy a song styx
Me? Proud right wing white man, no tribe just us white lads
am a waifish pretty boy but think once I hit 35 I'll be hopping on the TRT and turning into a horrendous ape creature
leftypol flossing, using interdental brushes, brushing and scraping his tongue and using an electric toothbrush for his teethrorke swishing some mouthwash around his mouth every morning
Leftpol sitting his bad dragon Rorke sitting on the sofa
>>217798645Then they kiss
Leftypol going to a&e for mental health
Leftypol using nigger cum as toothpaste
Leftypols 3rd autism diagnoses test coming back negative
>>217798665>>217798686Awful.
>>217792629Get rid of the toxobeast while you still can
>>217798704My post was good
>>217798704My post was bad youre right to call it out
what general do the romans post in? what about the muslims?just admit it, you dont know..
scranning catberg
>>217798744Dunno but I know that the raped paedophile posts in /brit/, /cum/ sometimes and about 6-7 other generals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BKFFUs-pkE
will be reposting the best post itt in the new word for word
i am a pedophile
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*AAAAH! Emma that’s stinky! That is plum rotten! What on earth did you eat?!
>>217798805>>217798805
>>217798756SIX SEVEEEEEN
