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it's the eve of the eve of the eve of Christmas EveChristmas Eve Eve Eve Eve
paco playing the long game, this thread is currently on page TEN
Lets cool it on the n word towers for a little while yeah?
>>217802744No r/cum wants to say the word
>Sonic Adventure 2I never played that one, but I played the hell out of Sonic Adventure 1 on the Dreamcast back in the day.
>>217802762Is that the one with the chao garden
damn I had an amazing bait post lined up for cum that I stole from another board but I accidentally closed my browser and lost it
>>217802762it sucks
>>217802739misato looks stinkier than this imposter
who else here claps and cheers when the plane lands
kek that leaf sent christcucks flying
>>217802790THAT'S CAUSE SHE'S NOT REAL LOL
>>217802768Yeah it's near Tails' shop>>217802782It really doesn't, but it wasn't my favorite Dreamcast game. I liked the different character storylines. Big the Cat's stands out
>>217802822no I was referring to 2. 1 definitely isnt good either but Red mountain and the tornado level at the beginning of the game are great. And I guess the mech parts are good too. Sonic team made them absolute garbage in the sequel
>>217802792i don't do reddit behavior
I really like the name Lillié, pronounced as Lilly-ay, but I wouldnt name my daughter that because most people would just call her lilly. I also think it would be cute if she corrected people but I don't want my daughter to be a bitch. Also the meaning is boring.
>>217802838doubtful, you're the most reddit tier poster we have by a mile
>>217802838yes you do
PLACE YOUR BETS, GENTLEMEN!
this "pineapple express" rainstorm that was supposed to hit California is a complete nothingburger
what happened to this world?
>>217802861Imagine being squished between them
Can /cum/ solve this problem? Prove you're smarter than women
/cum/ IQ test:does this person (who is not me btw janny) have a PENOR?! or no penor
Rw word app pretending to like Nicki Minaj
>>217802889she does
>>217802889ayo u cute bbygirl
if there is "something" then how did it come to be? and if it did come to be, that implies there was once nothing before the something. science can't explain this
>>217802867brown people happened buy only because of women, ultimately it was unavoidable, if they had any sense they would've gone full racial cleansing but how you gonna expect them to think 100 200 500 years in the future, like they cant
>>217802889obviously photoshooped
power word: fart
>>217802907ai generated the text looks a little too clean, edges of the paper look strange
someone really decided to reproduce. WTF
>>217802889I’m an expert cock investigator. I’ve seen and drawn thousands of cocks in my days. This female does not have a cock.
high and watching marvel slop while eating cheeseitz
>>217802889obviously female retard
>>217802889no penorbuthmm is this a real cum poster? NOT photoshopped btw
>>217802938nope. girls just better at handwriting, she's actually pretty bad for a grill
The concept of a vagina is great but I dislike how babies come out of the same shaftIf I was God I would've designed a separate tunnel for the baby. One orifice for cummingAnother for birthing imho
>>217802940brian...
https://boards.4chan.org/search/results/seed-oils/
Don't reply to me unless you lift weights
"............H....Hitler? Is that you?""Wrong pole, kid.""Ah shit unc my bad."
Don't reply to me unless you make $40k/year
legalize cannibalism
>lady at church is pregnant with her 7th kidWTF
I wonder if Hitler would've gassed himself if had kike DNA
>>217803053you have a problem with kids?
>>217803053Based, God bless
>>217803047wait, youre making money?
Ive got some serious fatigue, I don't go near the city anymore. People say im ridiculous but i say their skateboards and weed have brainwashed them
Don't reply to unless you can read hiragana and katakana
>>217803062no but im questioning their literacy. dont people know about birth control?
>>217803047>bragging about making McD fry cook salary
>>217803072what does her literacy have to do with anything? assuming you go to church out of your own free will, did you perhaps miss the part about "be fruitful and multiply?"
>>217803053Her pussy must look like an absolute cavern at this point
>>217803085>what does her literacy have to do with anything?you know they teach sex ed at school, right?
>>217802956>NOT photoshopped btwHow do you know??
The whole concept of birth is bizarre women are just walking around carrying mini humans in their belliesSounds like some kind of sci fi thing Crazy to think it's real innit
john jacob jingleheimer SHIT
>>217803120ok so? what's that got to do with literally anything?
>>217803131the husband should know the birth process takes a TOLL on the woman. she looks fucking miserable
MF DOOMhttps://youtu.be/BjoULuCVQiw
blahpipo? we be doing stuff like thisbut see wypipo, they be doing stuff like this!
>>217803123Photoshop leaves behind tell-tale signs and if you know PS well you can easily tell.
>>217803138That's their own choiceWhat an odd thing to harp about
>>217803143Whypipo always be copying blahpipo
>>217803143youre supposed to put some kind of action in air quotes after saying this
>>217803151i think it's plain coercion at this point. like how can you go about birthing 7 kids and not be considerate for your wife. faggot is only pumping her with semen but is obviously not taking part in the birthing process.
>>217803143>you see da white man takin care a his lawn is like how black people be havin crispy shoes
>>217803027This was funnier on twitter
>>217803204xitter fags leave
it's time to move to yankton preservation
>>217803173>faggot is only pumping her with semen but is obviously not taking part in the birthing process.And you know this how?sounds like none of your business desu
We love our anime don't we folks
>>217803173sounds like you're a jealous faggot ngl
>>217803224my friend recommended me a romance anime and i hate it
>>217803224correct
>>217803233Which one?
>ordering dominos through the phone>some guy with a harsh indian accent "Hello sar, what do you what?">tell him my order>"Alright sar, let me go to the website first and then tell me the address of thi-">hang upThey outsourced and jeeted phone calls.It's over
>>217803221men dont have vaginas
>>217803246dominoes sucks but also why wouldn't you just order online?
I'M POOING ON THE FLOORI'M POOING, -ING ON THE-I'M POOING ON THE FLOORI'M POOING, -ING ON THE-I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERSI KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERSTHE TABLE'S FLIPPED NOW WE GOT ALL DEM COCONUTS BITCH
>>217803251I didn't have a computer and don't like paying through phone.
You know Walmart failed in Germany because they were kinda disgusted by how the employees were treated
>>217803265
>>217803248Not sure what that has to do with anything
>>217803265Fuck it we ballmart
>>217803241the fragrant flower blooms with dignity
>>217803273i said>he is not taking part in the birthing processyou replied>how do you know this?
bruh i could use some gang
>>217803282Haven't seen that one yet
>>217803265Working for Walmart was so ass, in a given year you work up like one week of vacation, and each day takes a little over a month.
It seems Europe is more civilized but they have the most insane sports fans more like roaming gangs
>>217803287You're thinking in a very literal wayI meant how do you know this guy doesn't care about his wife or isn't treating her well, and secondly why you care
I hate this country
>>217803311It's purge logic, if you let them get all their drinking and fighting out in the stands, they drink and fight less often out of them.
I think you're a sweetheart
phwoarin at wife of dude on f11 youtube channellikehis whole channel is"my wife reacts to"he dont need to be there kekcorrin' wt propa beat dat pussy upas they say in african america
>>217803298it's like a romeo and juliet story. maybe i'm just a grouch because everyone seems to like it but me. the girl is cute at least
love her accent too like mix of strong european and american
>>217803315>why you careshe looks miserable. almost as if she has no free agency and her entire personhood has been reduced to a mere baby machine
Reminder that it is gay to have sex with women, you're literally fucking some other dude's sperm cell.
>>217803323oi just wibble-wobbled in steady for a cuppa dodgy curry meself, fore i took the piss in me trousers
>>217803346fellas, is it racist to read?
>>217803340What do you know about the guy to suggest he's a bad character?Tbqh sounds a bit like you just want to fuck this girl and are hiding it under this facade of concern
>>217803311And those insane sport fans literally watch this shit. More embarrassing than Lebron
>>217803357phwoartbfmy roon udder day i did take TWO shiddingtons propa mental almost got caught both timeswell not reallybut people were in like eyeline proximitybut was like dark and in a park both times so was fineone at startone at end
>>217803373>What do you know about the guy to suggest he's a bad character?see >>217803340
Oil change and haircut tomorrow
>>217803346oy vey the HATRED of the GOYIM (cattle btw)
>>217803374lol ironically that dude being pushed down is one of biggest dickhead was in sportone famous incident against getafe where he was just kicking dude on floor. you can see on youtube and he was like banned for some timepropa nutcaseits not that these football players are soft its that they just want the advantage innit from a foul
balls itch
corr do en joy 15 steos by radioheadhafta be saidpropa catchy that one
>>217803406can i scratch them?
>>217803414Lick them
drank JUST ENOUGH at the christmas party award
>>217803414*scratches your face with a cheese grater*
>>217803380I asked you about the guy not the girl
https://youtu.be/N61aKhCh258I am loyal to the Imperium of Man
>>217803418no, das gay
>>217803378u hopping mad, two in a day mate? had a double dousie right my own a time ago, young filly peeked her head about, then flippied and skippied on. sturdy, that one
>>217803433did you not read? i just told you his wife is miserable and depressed. he's clearly not caring enough for her.
>>217803450how the fuck do you know? you sound like an autist tbqh
I regret voting for trump.
captain save-a-hoe crying a river itt
>>217803475Not me
>>217803467you can tell by looking at a human's face
>>217803475fell for it again award
>>217803475I don't regret voting for him the first time around, the second time I wrote in that one libertarian Asian dude and the third time I did not vote at all
>>217803481not if you're autistic fuck like you are
Remember to randomly laugh and put your phone in your pocket when awkward looking short guys walk past you.
Isn't it incredibly cruel and inhuman to let young soldiers die in Venezuela for oil billionaires?
>>217803489you can.
>>217803450Maybe you're so fixated on her supposed distress because you desire her,In any case short of actual abuse, I'd say it's their own affair
Remember to randomly laugh and put your phone in your pocket when fat women walk past you.
>>217803501no it's based because it pwns the communist libtards
after rigorous examination and thorough analysis i have come to the conclusion that it is indeed over
sneezed 4 times
>>217803501if number goes up i literally don't care. they're dumb for joining the military in the first place
>>217803514>>217803517
>>217803504i dont desire a baby machine which lacks agency and free will.
>>217803501Nothing ever happens
>>217803525Man you sound like a freak
Do you guys want me to blogpost and post pictures when I visit Yugoslavia or do you want me to be quiet?
>>217803541im not a freak
>>217803525Were you raised as a feminist or something?
>>217803556not sure but i was raised in an all female household
>>217803549will you be visiting prostitutes? if so, then yes post pictures
>>217803549>Yugoslaviafictional country
>>217803549Man is time traveling to 1989
>>217803503YOU cannot
Watching Casino Royale.
>>217803549Don't sign up for any hunting trips
>>217803597stop being disingenuous
>>217803579Trump's not stupid enough to pardon herthen again his supporters are stupid enough that they'd go along with itbut he knows the heavily redacted epstein files are already bad optics and he'll need to outlaw more pronouns and/or deport more minorities before he can do another one of his billionaire bailouts
Austro Hungarian Empire > Yugoslavia
>>217803575No>>217803578>>217803595>>217803609I'm visiting 6 out of the 7 countries that make up what used to be known as Yugoslavia. Slovenia is too far out of the way so I won't be going there but I'm going to all the other ones
>>217803620>but he knows the heavily redacted epstein files are already bad opticslol no he doesnt, they publicly announced they werent going to release everything until 2 more weeks have passed
>>217803614Women are my favorite creatures
Ghlisane Maxwell is a classy queenShe did nothing wrong
Been chewing on melatonin gummies for the past 5 hours and I'm not any sleepier
Big fan of boobs, big ones preferably
>>217803660Try amanita muscaria It's mushrooms you can make that for that makes you sleepy
i envy good looking people
discovered uncensoredbut novelty goes away coz cream of crop are doing censored stuff stillwould love to see julia and hatsune prooa noided by some giant white slong
>>217803695You can make tea with it is what I meant to say
We love Ghislaine don't we folks?
gay sex with women(male)
Prison doesn't sound so badFree housing, free meals, lift weights & become jackedjoin a neo nazi prison gang, etc etc And when you get out, it adds a bit of spice to your life story
Jason would love prison
>We love Ghislaine don't we folks?
>>217803759He would looooove prison
>>217803716Just watch normal porn
bunch a diddy ahh blood in here nah ts crazy
>>217803695bro amanita makes people trip bollocks
>>217803695You've told me this before. I've been in this situation with insomnia and you saying eating mushrooms before lmao
>>217803787Shiddington?
Sometimes even to live is an act of courage
dumb peanutposter
>>217803787Only in high amounts, like triple the amount you'd need for tea Tea just makes you sleepy and feel a little "drunk" and sometimes give good dreams >>217803791So try it
>>217802810Radical Islam
>>217803862The only place that sells it is a plant nursery. I looked it up the last time you asked me
>drank two IPA tall boys and two glasses of champagne at the Christmas party tonight100% gonna be hungover tomorrow
Some anons here really do just keep repeating the same things over and over for years on end like goldfish
>>217803910champagne? are you a foid?
Pros & Cons of having a daughter as opposed to having a son.Daughter:Pros:- her future husband has to buy you a house and give you a dowry - if she divorces him, you get to keep half of his assets so you tell her to marry richCons:- realization that she is getting porked everyday after marriage
>>217803924
for me, its prosecco
>>217803932Most third world post I've ever read
I only really long for a girlfriend on large doses of drugsI don't feel anything in my day to day life
>>217803934I love roast beef pussyBig pussy lips are fun to suck on
>>217803924I am those people. Except it's been since like 2019
>>217803926Everyone drinks champagne
>christmas partyfake/int/
>>217803954I mean, not really
Finished filing a police report
>>217803934What did I say that sounded like a foid
>>217803968got raped that bad, eh?
>What did I say that sounded like a foid
>>217803979your mom wont stop showing up my at my door asking for more dickenough is a enough
>>217803968I've done this.
>>217803770corr just blee a load to eve sweetshes a beautyno doubt bogged thoughbeit
palworld is really fun
>>217803907https://www.amentara.com/product/amanita-muscaria-fly-agaric-caps-15g-usa/Get 30 grams of grade b
I never filed a police report (i think) besides texting them that a news reporter van smelled like marijuana. They deserved that because why are you here talmbout the speed limit is now 15 instead of 25. There are like 5 speed bumps it's not like you can go that fast anyways
>>217804007it's fun for a bit yeah
I'd like to become a being utterly without emotions or feelings
>>217804006SHIDDINGTON HOW ARE YOU?! PLEASE RESPOND
>>217803822umm ja?
>>217804013>texting them that a news reporter van smelled like marijuana.Snitch
A good whore should be somewhat gross it's part of the experience
>>217804019i could never get into Ark because taming dinosaurs was too complicated for me, i really like how in Palworld you can just throw a ball a creature and catch it
>>217803910light weight>>217803954not a senpai of white wine desujust dont like itsparkling or otherwiseprefer a red albeit a bit heavyexcept sparkling redwhich kinda adds levityif doing a wine drinking challenge i would go rose. eaiser to drink, not as rancod as white wineyou want refreshing then go for light a eastern european lager insteadbudwar
I fucking hate mahjongg but I cant stop playing it once I get started
>>217804021was eatching american psycho udder daysuch a good movie
>>217804056Thats some Chinese shit
if you fink bout iteve swet just like tina hot but updated for the zoomer generationnot just updated but upgradedalbeit we all have nostalgia for 2010s porn before everyfing just got completely homogenized and gentrified
>>217804082Porn from before 2014 sucks
>>217804012>Thank you. Your order has been received.If this is your scamsite I regret giving them monies
>>217804075nibba hong kong aint got nuffink on meya feel me
>>217804088bro you hafta be 18 to post herelittle man
>>217804035I may be a snitch but also why were they helping some new traffic law? I snitched on snitches
>>217804088fact check: FALSE
>>217804090back in the daywe used to be able to just buy shidd freely on the internet like non dark weblike legal lsdmushrooms from netherlandsmescaline cactuswas bloody mentalnow its all shutdown NO LOVE DARK WEB
I only watch amateur porn
>>217804118Trump pardoned the silk road guyA rare Trump W
>>217804120doesnt exist anymorenot reallyits all too profesionalized deez daysquality too gooddont get that kino grainy footage shidd of an awkward arse shaggin in a back alleyjust not the same
Started playing terraria again gonna try to get the zenith
>>217804118You can still do this.
>>217804134It still exists just have to search for itTheres a lot on xvideos
>>217804090Use 3.5 grams to make tea with it Boil water then turn the heat off and then add the mushrooms Use various small pieces from different caps, as they can vary widely in potency Add small amount of bullion or salt for flavor to make it taste like a broth If it upsets your stomach a little, drink something carbonated and have a snack
>>217803932
zoomers are mindbroken by pornography
>>217804179Alright. I'm going to rate this when it comes
I am mindbroken by pornography
>>217804219Ok Also let steep for about 7 minutes, you should be left with a orange liquid. 10 ounces should be ok, maybe a little less
i mindbroke myself
business idea: free creampies
I am Canadian
>>217804270This mindbroke me
>>217804217not only zoomers i can assure you
I watched a christmas carol the other day, saw myself in scrooge in some ways
Guy who does "literally me" but for Ebeneezer Scrooge is pretty funny
>>217804310Ebeneezsr Scrooge is anti-semitism
>>217804340I'm in love. Hired.
Captcha said it was too easy and now it has to throw us equally as easy roadblocks
Megabonk.
Dickens was a good writer
HELLO?? who is this!?
How do I become as knowledgeable about star wars as the cat poster
>>217804411ja, it is me, herr hitler
>>217804435idk probably be an autist
>>217804435Play horrendous Soy Wars games. Start with the force Unleashed
>>217804469I already played force unleashed
drank the last beer...shiet it tasted good. now all I have is hard alcohol...doesn't sound as appealing
So cringe when someone pretends to be drunk
>>217804501so go buy some more, dummy
Drank about 30oz of rum this evening, fuckin cooked boys
i'm tripping balls on this weed wow haha
>>217804552you don't have to work tmw though, so it's ok right >>217804555shut up, faggot
Kinda want to jerk off but kinda want to save up my cum for later useYin and yang sorta situation
>>217804521I remember when I was like 12 people used to pretend to be drunk after drinking coke lol. Holy cringe
goodnight
I don't see a single person pretending to be drunk in here? what are you morons talking about.
>>217804435Find a gimmick
I never enjoyed soy wars
This movie Christy sucks but I like how they have to keep Sydney Sweeney's tits strapped down with industrial grade sports bras
https://3hentai.net/d/658033/tonight's fap
>>217804720what's the fun in that
>>217804804jasonesque
>>217804963Fk and his gf
>>217804487What about Sonic Unleashed
>>217805453Chris Chan?
