nnnnnghey uncle hank check this ou—ACK edition
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>yhe binble
>>217805351touched paedo
NEW: The Government is set to announce the "biggest animal welfare reforms" in a generation- Ban puppy farming by reforming dog breeding rules - Ban electric shock collars on pets pending a consultation - Ban trail hunting amid concerns it is being used as a smokescreen for illegal fox hunting- Introduce humane slaughter rules for farmed fish to prevent avoidable pain during killing- Phase out colony cages for laying hens, which restrict movement and natural behaviours like nesting and perching, and pig farrowing crates, which confine mother pigs and stop them turning around after giving birth- Ban snare traps that can catch pets and cause suffering for animals - Reform the use of carbon dioxide to stun pigs after evidence it causes distress and suffering- Ban shooting hares during the breeding season (roughly from February to September) so young hares are not left without mothers
Need an american polpot to cleanse Seattle and San Francisco of technophile urbanite dweebs and get the hoboes working the fields
>>217805337Who could have predicted this?
>>217805351the raped
217805351who are you quoting
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for the week just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28
>>217805391get his arse and balls groped when hes asleep
>introduce humane slaughter rules for farmed fish to prevent avoidable pain during killing>Ban shooting hares during the breeding seasonThose are the only ridiculous ones
>>217805391Ask to hit his penjamin
>>217805369>Ban trail hunting amid concerns it is being used as a smokescreen for illegal fox hunting>Ban snare traps that can catch pets and cause suffering for animals >Ban shooting hares during the breeding season (roughly from February to September) so young hares are not left without mothersThey just hate the countryside don't they
217805401ill not ask you again who the fuck are you quoting
>>217805369>Ban trail hunting amid concerns it is being used as a smokescreen for illegal fox huntingSome of these are fine but this seems like theyre just hate the countryside.Ive seen people hare coursing on quadbikes before, now that is cuntish behaviour
>>217805369Dashed unsporting of them what what
>>217805369all that drivel for absolutely zero percentage gain in the pollsmeanwhile the scourge of pitbulls / bully XLs / heisenbo$$ toadmaxxers continues unabated
>>217805369pretty based
Ill be going to fucking work now lads if thats alright with you
sorry x
>>217805437you a porn star then?
Right lads, plans?For Canslad, it'll be 'toiling' at home and getting paid to set up Skyrim so I can play a fun winter gameAnd for you lads?
if labour want to win they need to make XL bullys legal again because I want to own one
Its ok to eat fish cause they dont have any feelings...
>>217805406It's not even half nine there's no way he's going out to smoke
>>217805372Business idea: Send Elon Musk a copy of Lenin's Imperialism: The Highest Stage of Capitalism and an advent calendar assortment of ket and shrooms
>>217805369NO BAN ON HALAL OR KOSHER SLAUGHTER THEN? NO DIDN’T THINK SO!
Whatever happened to this
>>217805400erm
Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
CRAWLING IN MY FINS
>>217805450You’ve been “setting up” skyrim for a few weeks now grandad. Sort it out.
>>217805487Raped in the sweltering summer of '23
uh hi
good morning x
>>217805487Holy cringe
Mad how just a few days ago gingernonce was posting literal CP here and now he’s back shitting up the thread like nothing happened. Utterly mental how he hasn’t been arrested yet.
summer is nice but i don't like all the mosquitos
Mosquitos are nice but I don't like summer
I don't hate women however all women I have interacted with hate me.
>>217805541I hate women specifically because every woman I’ve ever been with has been completely fucking evil.
crakkkaz b eatin coleslaw
>>217805490strike while the iron is hot this might be your one shot to get a handful of a nice young man
catching mosquitos in a giant net and smashing them into mosquoito patties
>>217805372Without the tech industry, China wins
mate's just called me there. thought someone had die
(im the crakkka eatin coleslaw x)
>>217805505omg omg omg
poo
>>217805554stop being attracted to evil women
covered head to toe in hives and boils
>>217805337
Need an evil gf
Ukraine is the avengersRussia is thanos
>>217805647They're all evil mate
>>217805639I swear I’m notIt’s the fucking demiurge
>>217805554you're more evil than any woman escortmong
going to be social next year i swear x
evil is love spelt backwards
>>217805644been upsetting some abo witchdoctors have we
>>217805686think like a BRILLIANT
>>217805674Not that freakHe’s literally not been with a woman who he hasn’t paid and so he has no right to whine.
Catberg has given up on life
>>217805700*tries to respond but a swarm of locusts bursts out of my mouth before i can get the words out*
>mumberg announcing we're getting a chippy tea
>>217805719he looks pretty chuffed about it
Quite enjoy australian posters.
>>217805719cunts on the ceiling
love when vaginas are so puffy it nearly looks like a willy bulge
Diego you here mate? Got a question
>>217805742OH WHAT A FEELING
Deegz is toiling
ok unc go back to bed
dingo salad for tea
nothing will ever turn up
here's to another year of being a virgin freak
>>217805779AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>217805719More like FATberg
>>217805779she looks very sturdy
bob's your unc
wait im screaming *screams*
Fucking hell20 minutes on acall with toilberg>and eh, Canslad, do you eh, do you have plans then for the break?FUCK OFF YOU UTTER CUNT MY PLANS ARE CANS AND MORE CANS
>>217805825and fanny's your aunt
>>217805839pack it up unc youre pushing 50
why are games so dogshit nowadays
I’m in bed lol
In town for the first time in ages and there’s a significant uptick in the amount of… those people. You know the ones
>>217805869Anglos?
>>217805858you're not 7 anymore
>why are games so dogshit nowadays
>>217805869Christmas shoppers? yeah they're out there
>>217805839Blow your head clean off
>>217805858last game I played was Silksong and I enjoyed it a great deal. I don't play very many games though like I think I've played perhaps that one game in the last 3 years
>>217805821
>>217805858Women writers
Waiting for the vaxxies to do off from the clotshot so i can impregnate birds with my pureblood semen me
>>217805874Nah, niggers
>>217805891literally looks like a giant willy
screaming 'fuck no niggapops' when my da tells me to take the bins out
>>217805900Bizarre thing to say when you see a peng arse
>>217805897sc
https://youtu.be/m3I3-KTJbtYhttps://youtu.be/WLubS6QOMsQhttps://youtu.be/IBy7TCSY2wkhttps://youtu.be/pH4PkaN3eVAhttps://youtu.be/5PSLme94SCQhttps://youtu.be/qqK1FrO3BdMhttps://youtu.be/TPSenKymLwkhttps://youtu.be/26PRhCJtgPQhttps://youtu.be/dkObgKrscpkhttps://youtu.be/TJC63yhmtOEhttps://youtu.be/-XlW-cyAdiwhttps://youtu.be/7h8BcHmGskQhttps://youtu.be/dZetyzERm08https://youtu.be/aJvR8jZ3htAhttps://youtu.be/d-McRrLueQIhttps://youtu.be/3TokaT9MPLMhttps://youtu.be/mQxWYy1JaqUhttps://youtu.be/4Rog8XY8oxghttps://youtu.be/crN0c7-FplAhttps://youtu.be/5T6vdak5Qoohttps://youtu.be/R8pj2y39_jchttps://youtu.be/C2Vd2-LatOshttps://youtu.be/-Ljv-XVwqTAhttps://youtu.be/lFygysZfq3Uhttps://youtu.be/GX3TsxJut7Ihttps://youtu.be/Y8udE8mhWiQhttps://youtu.be/zsX0zHB4LwEhttps://youtu.be/JqXrkfXxgMchttps://youtu.be/fT5t8Td9T44https://youtu.be/izWx8XB2CRghttps://youtu.be/aAMkVLacL0Ahttps://youtu.be/FEnvCrvAPt0https://youtu.be/EIZa5k7Wgskhttps://youtu.be/yaApysXYjyohttps://youtu.be/UFwmWF0bbQshttps://youtu.be/cXeP210nwwohttps://youtu.be/u9KR6liceOMhttps://youtu.be/ATPg_S5mR3Ihttps://youtu.be/mJSyXqBKVpYhttps://youtu.be/x81SMw8qUh0https://youtu.be/ihgc5LQbjg8https://youtu.be/FChMHEfzOLIhttps://youtu.be/nK9wM_WLjhAhttps://youtu.be/mUEsqQpact0https://youtu.be/-n90NojU8O0https://youtu.be/Hx-aN3K82Pohttps://youtu.be/FK0a6PumJSQhttps://youtu.be/kiw_VxQ2oXohttps://youtu.be/vGtaDvhSxaIhttps://youtu.be/KUZ7jG7BKE8
sticking forks in my eyes
>>217805896any day now, right?
>>217805915hard not to notice when said arse looks like a scrotum attached to a giant stiff cock
>2 days away from my 37th birthday and I still get ID'd for nicotine/alcohol
The vaxtards really were like this werent they
>>217805934You got cocks on your mind fella
>>217805950…yh
>>217805957your the one posting gay mens stiff hard cocks sunshine
>muh vaxx It's been 5 years, rorke
>>217805985Yeah lockdowns literally ruined my social life and now ima freakI have a right to be annoyed
dominating another man with your cock is the straightest action possible and if you go your entire life without doing it you are a homosexual
>>217805999COVID really did a number on the cottaging scene
India vs Pakistan has to be one of the most hilarious thirdie conflicts ever. Forever shitting on each other for everything when they are basically the exact same
mad how they got away with putting a penis chariot in persona
>>217806016See: the entire Balkans
off Christmas Evemight get the train into town, sneak a bottle of alcohol into the cinema and watch Avatar 3 steaming.
>>217806016it runs so deep they both developed nuclear weapons for the sole purpose of pointing them at each other
>>217805897Woah pal
England vs Scotland has to be one of the most hilarious firstie conflicts ever. Forever shitting on each other for everything when they are basically the exact same
don't get it
>>217806042Think the best part is that it’s basically entirely our fault and they know it yet refuse to just get over it
the whole 'bbc' vs 'bwc' cock war thing on 4chan is the gayest thing imaginablegrown incels supporting other men's cocks like they're football teamscringe my nut off whenever i see it on here or on outer/int/
>>217806065Do like bbc tbqh
fuck you bloddy
>>217806065Far worse on /gif/At any one time half the catalog is just bbc and bwc threads.
>>217806065>supporting other men's cocksI've got a bwc doe
was already fat before christmas now the christmas scran is going to make me a whale i wish i just had a weight gain fetish so it didnt bother me
wew look at all of those youtube links
Is there some science behind the fact that whenever I'm back in my parents home my poos are ludicrously big and as firm as can be? It can't just be mum's cooking can it? Something about the relaxed atmosphere of the place perhaps?
>>217806094*Rubs your belly*
>>217806088And still go to the bwc threads and literally no one cares, go to the bbc ones and all the white people are having a meltdown
>>217805858everything is shit now
>>217806136*starts purring*
the warmth of the home bakes the poo
games were shit back then anyways let's be real. Full of collectables and other time wasting shite designed so the publishers could call it a 50 hour game
>>217806145Nah to be fair you do see some melties on the bwc ones occasionally but it’s over completely bizarre things.
>>217806088>>217806145>>217806180i think you should spend probably less time on the computer
>>217806152
imagine being a regular on 'bwc threads'
>>217806191Don’t have a computer mate
McDonald's is genuinely vile why do I keep buying this rubbish
>>217806198I just take a look sometimes if I’m pondering a wank
>>217806198Usually posting my own there xThe timmies love it
Plotting a global intifada.
>>217806204get an air friar and cook your own meat at home without much hassle
>>217806204dey be putting crack in dey burgers
if you think about it, the whole world revolves around dicks
>>217806225Bizarre
>>217806225crazy how you can just tell it was drawn by a ftm
>>217806204their fish and chicken burgers are good but prefer kfc and i'm white
what's the difference between a bwc and a bbc?
>>217806198im a literal fag and the raceplay willy worship shit doesn't appeal to me at all it's 100% a porn-poisoned straight virgin fetish
>>217806252colour
>kfcthe quintessential runtslop
british are the true israelites
>>217806252size
>>217805839There's more to life than cans, lad. Cans are okay in moderation but there are also many other things to enjoy.
>>217806262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trdJY9P9mbg
>>217806273There’s a African guy who works at my kfc he always goes “yesss brooooo” to me when he opens the drive thru window
cmon cody, cregg's mom is gonna take us to Taco Bell in the prius I can't wait to have explosive diarrhoea tomorrow haha yeah dude everyone knows Taco Bell makes you shit your pants I love it haha let's do it bro
>>217806242working on a theory that ftms love smiling friends because they're often rotund amorphous blob people irl so they relate hard to charlie and pim
having some beef kidney rn utterly peng
>>217806273kfc is good
Having a £7 sandwich from Gail's
just sold someone a sandwich for £7
>>217806309You're up early lad
>>217806309type of shit goblins and orcs be eating
>>217806309
>>217806329Enjoy your maccies, babe
ARGHHHHHHARGHHHHHHHHHH
>>217806309eating piss btw
>make video about serial killers>censor every word that references death, violence, or weaponsfuck off, make videos about something else if you're going to do that. prick.
>>217806342he has to use a trackpad because he can't be trusted with a mouse
Leftypol
>>217806359i will enjoy your putrid giblets of meat
>>217805880the proportion of successful indie games has been falling year after year. trying to make an indie game is a massive dice roll in which you risk years of your life for a small chance at making a decent profit
>>217806365was he a pdf file who unalived someone with a g*n
>>217806372
best ways to subtly display your wealth?
>>217806329scraming
can't eat kfc ever since i found out what a lithopedion is and saw a picture of one
having a lot allergy problems lately and am annoyed that i can't get any antihistamines that are worth a fuck without a prescription anymore because of those virgins who think seeing shadow people is fun
>i will enjoy your putrid giblets of meatrattled the runts
>>217806302cody's homie unfortunately isnt wrong
>>217805369how will this help improve the economy then
>>217806412poetry is shit
>>217806405Why did id the Narinos have such oddly shaped penises
>>217806412ffs he should've been sacked for this shite alone
>>217806439maybe it's your penis that's oddly shaped ever think of that
>>217806434bradders emerging from the water
shadilay fellow kekistanis
>>217806421Are you Jewish or something
>>217806459No
>>217806412Robin Ince is a poetry wanker who is obsessed with trannies (i.e. wanting them to shag him, not obsessed in the good way where you want them gone)
>>217806459my penis is perfectly shaped my mum said so
>>217806467mad how quick this was memory-holed when everyone realised it was cringe af haha
Ever noticed when you get close to someone they have this vile smell on them? What's that about?
So what did David Walliams actually do to the bints at his publisher then
>>217806505Doesn't matter. Someone has decided he's going and that's that.
Yeah I dress gayQueer eye for the straight guy
I wiped out all my 2024 gains in 2025 by buying bitcoin at the literal all time high
dogs are pedophiles
le bradley walsh spammergrow up autismo
>>217806531why did you do that
>>217806531you shouldn't do that
are fleshlights / onaholes / sex arses any good then?have always just used my hand but maybe I'm missing out
>>217806539
>>217806505Probably called them "love"Merely look at a woman and you'll catch a lawsuit these days
buy high, sell low. thta's what grandad always used to say
>>217806553tried a DIY one, very good
>>217806542>>217806550didn't know it was the all time high then did Ipeople were expecting $150k by the end of the year
>>217806553yeah but they have a habit of growing chernobyl mould
>>217806531nothing funnier than spending a couple of paragraphs explaining why you find something funny
>>217806531bet you panic sold now too didnt you
many are saying this?
tell em andy!
>>217806553Bought one of those tenga cups and got the xl but it must be for the Japs because my cock was fucking straining against the inside about 3/4 of the way inBut yeah did feel quite good tbfGot a fleshlight of Mia Malkova’s anus the now but I’ve not used it in donkeys years
you dont see people doing such retarded things with normal stocks just crypto
>>217806564boomers didn't have to deal with armies of jeets pricing them out of homes, cars and food
some are saying this, many are thinking it
>>217806576only some of it to cover rent
gorp gorp
>>217806558Yeah I'm imagining he said something that would have been hilariously gay banter in the 2000s and there was just this audible intake of breath by the zoomer coffee girl that he'd just called her a slag
>>217806553Dragon dildos are divine.
>he even invested more than he can afford to lose>into unstable meme investments
>>217806603
50 year old Chinese toil ladyI support it
nigga we made it
all are feeling it
>>217806603*jumpcut to rorke suddenly sitting up in his single bed in his childhood bedroom, shivering, sweating, panting heavily*
>>217806603i know it smell crazy in there
investments in poo
>>217806615dont spend it all at once x
>>217806584Dare say there's some NVDA mongs that are going to end up wearing barrels as trousers in 2026
>>217806489nick fuentes's zoomer followers are still doing basically the same thing
olivia rodrigo is single now is my chance
>>217806603Oh my fucking daysssss leftypol wtf are you doing blud
>>217806630*camera pans down to reveal his cummed undies*
>>2178066034 Scotch trannies stinking up the place with their BO and haggis farts
wifey would never cheat on me
leftypol, an arizona ranger with a big iron on his hiprorke, a 24 year old outlaw who has killed 20 lawmenLittle did they know, but these 2 ill-fated characters are about to meet... only one will walk away alive.
capitalism isn't the problem. you're just bad at it.
>>217806661which is which?
>>217806655Slander
>>217805337>nnnnnghey uncle hank check this ouThat's not Luanne
just spaffed in the mother of my children
>>217806665ok
>>217806603mad how some people can look at these disgusting freaks and say 'yep, they're valid and sane members of society'
>>217806679leave your cousin alone
hope i get the gio scotti sex arse this year for christmas
>>217806665Spongeworthy
>>217806692
>>217806661>>217806670No man would ever voluntarily post such a brutal mogging of himself alongside an implication of infidelity on the part of his spouse, so we can only conclude the bloke on the left is the poster and the one on the right is the trainer.
>>217806698sorry lad all they had left in the shop were the bonnie blue ones
>>217806707im an obese autist on reddit in 2018 and this is my meme
>>217806712pre-owned, 100 previous owners, mumberg got it for a steal on the 'bay
alri lads, just got back from a 3 dayer. can honestly say i'm a changed man
>>217806605>hilariously gayWalliams a battymans?
Is there any actual evidence that Bill Clinton or any other of these Epstein people actually engaged in noncing?
>>217806707KAMATE KAMATE HAHHHH AHHHHHH
buttery biscuit base
>>217806673Why didn't he just keep his arms up? Arms down is not an effective style at the highest levels. Once he was out of energy, it was over, because he doesn't block and just relies on moving out the way which you can't when you're out of breath.
>>217806724im 6'10ft, in shape, full head of hair and i hate jews. now what?
woman at my office always says she hates men but if i said i hate women it would be crime. mad that.
>>217806736you not seen the pictures of them with literal children in frame?
>>217806742done him
>>217806742
>>217806752mad how much they get away with
>>217806733No longer a danger to 4chan, god's honest truth?
maoris love cousin shagging so much you even see them make tiktoks joking about how common it is
Diana Ross kneedeep in child minge
>>217806742Done that freak
>>217806755I’ve seen pictures of Epstein with kids but nobody else. Also, being photographed when there’s also a fully clothed child in the photo doesn’t necessarily imply noncery is afoot.
>>217806773
Almost fucked my cousin when I was youngerThankfully we just had a cheeky little snog and nothing more
>>217806793im 18 and use the sharty and this is my meme
>>217806796ktim with my sister
>>217806779she was fit for a you know what
>>217806792thick cunt
What country should I move to in Evropa, lads? Demographics are key. Fewest wogs possible. Liechtenstein? Slovenia?
>>217806796>>217806810:|
>>217806810Right well, thing is I didn’t know she was my cousinCan’t imagine that you wouldn’t know she was your sister
>>217806665yo spongebob is 13>>217806706kek
>>217806823fuck off they're full
>>217806823I hear Niggerland is lovely this time of year.
>>217806661>this account has been bannedhmm
anyone mind?
>>217806589hope this is a joke mate
>fewest wawgs possible
fucking poo SCREMAIGNGWfugajgbsidw-9
trannies arent people
hope i can keep it together around my pawg aunt on christmas
>>217806936
whats the best way to buy bitcoin
>>217806924>>217806924
>>217806894kek
Wonder if my horny incel nephew's going to spend all of christmas staring at my arse againMight wear my sexy Mrs Claus outfit just to torture him
>>217806585This is the literally the only problem I want solved in Britain. I will vote for any party that will fix this, I don't care what any of their own policies are. If you vote Labour, you're a dumb cunt or a foreigner.
>>217806667Financial institutions are parasites and don't produce value to society thoughever
