Court of the crimson king edition
>>217806925this mf filled with mirth
>Major incident declared in Shropshire as huge sinkhole swallows canal Well that's not good!
got the aqualung on
Looking forward 2 weeks of scranning tons of junk food and boozing lads. 1 more day of toil to go.
>>217806965nonce
i'm a chuckleheadi'm a silly billyi'm a plonker
cant wait for my christmas poo
spottemgottem and pooh shiesty just linked upneed it or keep it?
fucking work off today, they can suck their mum
have never once replied to one of those posts that says "reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" and mumstein's still chugging along
>>217806970>who at 70 stone was almost double the weight of an average American
<3
Slopshire
>>217806992same, damn shame
>Recruiterberg still yet to get back to me>Big emphasis on their end to get things moving quickly and getting it confirmed before ChristmasOnly tiny glimmer of hope is I get a call today or they decide that one interview is enough and give me the job
>>217807000now draw them fucking
Real and visceral hatred for k*Wis
screaming up a poo
cant imagine being such a fat idiot that you move to "evopra" based on memes and demographics alone>yeah... maybe Liechtenstein or Slovenia... this specific region next to village with no jobs no economy or anything looks trvd and based.. and they're white like me I'm sure they'll speak English heck maybe even take US Dollars at their shops, why wouldn't they they're notes with white men like us after all..
>>217807000haha your country is a girl you big virgin
>>217806957The whole canal will drain down into the centre of the earth
>>217806970>70st>Wonder how that compares to yanks with their 600 pound life show>Quick convert shows 980 poundsWhat the fuck
>>217807019job hunting toil and dating app toil are the 2 most depressing things on the planet, glad i have to do neither ever again
crying and pooing on the carpet
>>217807040did you mean to post this in /cum/?
>>217807062nah
>>217807042love you big bru
wish Diego was here to explain why God got rid of that canal in Shropshire
i'm jolly niggai'm full of whimsy
>Of course the world not flat >Oh so i could dig down and get to Australia? >N..no you cant because of um lava!Load of bollocks innit
>>217807080willy twitched at this
managed to drink moderately today without needing to get sloshed, 2 shots of gin then i went and had a nap
What's the best area of London to be homeless in? Asking for a friend.
bratty kiwi sister sex
Need Emma Watson to deliver a swift boot to me knackers.
Just walked past the toilfu and only said hi and thank you for holding the door open for me on my way to take a shit.That was a chance to ask her out, maybe Tuesday is the better day to do it. Might be a bit much for a Monday morning eh lads? Got Tuesday and a couple hours on Wednesday to grow some balls right? RIGHT?
>>217807115Hounslow, loads of sikhs giving out free food
>>217807115they seem to love Westminster
>>217807058oh mate please don't cry
>bratty kiwi sister sex
but im super duperwith a big tuper
starting to realise that there is an extremely high likelihood that i will never have a romantic relationship in my entire life
Just remembered when I was 17 and I told my gf at the time I think we should break up and she started crying and I got hard and she sucked me offAfter I spunked I ended up not breaking up with her after all
>>217807169ktim
>>217807160nigga is bald jewish and black
>>217807169get yersel a braphog
>>217807169a cute autistic gf is so close within my grasp all i need to do is go outside and rizz one up
the read:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Somali_sentiment
>>217807170*writes this down in my book of power moves*
>>217807170She fucking wellied you lad
Still not feeling Christmassy at all, lads
>>217807210
>>217807211That one’s free. Anymore and I’ll be charging.>>217807214hs?
replaying Pokemon Red
Get em posted
>>217807129FUCKING DO IT NOW YOU MONG
>>217807169it's ok some of us are just not meant for that kind of thing
got some poo up my bum>>217807211
>>217807242How long have you been investing?Got a humble 11k in VWRL me x
might just deposit some money in my betfair account and do my bollocks in
>>217807262one week
australian losers never having gfs lmao. Ive had 8 gfs, i cant keep them but at least ive had them
>>217807202>autistic gf>outsidelad...
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDRLKbNqyyI
>>217807242cba to screenshot but:Account Value: £81978.07Return:+£19.900.50Personal rate of return (don't really get this number 2bh):+107.08%
>>217807242Whats the /brit/ approved imvestment strategy
deeply unfunny threadgrow up
Does make me chuckle seeing some of the self destructive behaviour on display in this general
>>217807262Like 5 years (came into some money)
>>217807313Inheritance lad
*does a jaunty little hoppity-skip*
still need to get my turkey in
the orientals
you wouldn't believe how foul my period poos are.
>>217807308Chuck it all on red
>>217807279fuckk...
poo
>>217807344they smell like soy sauce and squid
Stick your tongue up her butt.
>>217807308scratch cards
thinking about rhodesia
>>217807308Just invest and forget, I'm in target retirement 2060 (grim prospect) and life strategy 100% equity
>>217807308put spare money every month into either an S&P500 or an All-world ETF within your S&S ISA
been given 3 points on my TV licence and a £90 fine fucks sake
don't want to go shopping at 12. it's going to be packed
>>217807278KAMATE KAMATE HAHHHHHHH HAHHHHHH
>>217807387What if I never have spare money any months
House inspectiontoil looms
Got a month ban for talking about the botnet site having links to nonce shit on itThat's /brit/mas ruined
there's no attractive women here lads don't come trust me you wouldn't like it
>>217807419get a better job or have a look at your spending
>>217807244If I bump into her again like that with no-one about I will ask her. Feeling like a little worm like creature and fearing rejection tbqphwyf
>>217807376this but zimbabwe
>>217807424probably didnt want you bringing attenton to it
gay poo porn investments
>>217807428your smelly bedroom where you vpn as a japanese from? we know
>>217807376A land both fair and great...
left my job with no new job lined uphave about 18 months of living expenses in savings to figure things out24 if I'm super frugal
>>217807424how are you posting then
hapas: the thinking man's Asian women
>>217807477get a job mate x
wish i could be 37 but look 17...
life is an adventure
>>217807391last year I was in tesco on the 23rd just getting my dinner not a full shop and the queues from the till ran the entire length of the shop to the back wall meaning they had literal junctions where the queues would cross the main thoroughfarethey had tesco wagies stood manning the junctions, enforcing proper queue discipline and handing out sweeties from tubs. I noted that the woman with the tub who handed out the sweets laughed and joked with everyone ahead of me in the queue, full of laughter and joy, then when I got to her she remained utterly silent and stone faced. She didn't even offer me a sweet until I'd been stood there for a full minute. I don't understand why this sort of thing happens to me. Why are they normal to everyone else then not to me when I'm literally just standing there? How is that different to what anyone else did?
>>217807477Ktim in the new year
mad how people that read books want you to know they read
>>217807490they are quite fit but also always mental
>>217807517me doing the captchas
>>217807520They just know
>>217807514a friend offered me a job in his consulting firm but I'd rather set up my own business and see how it goesif it doesn't look promising in six months I might contact my friend or look elsewhere
>>217807477Good, it's going to take about 18 months to find a job in this market
Should I try messaging the Russian escort again?
poor old bumberg's in tatters from the avalanche of poo after 4 days of constipation
>>217807571you should try some better bait
It's actually going to be Christmas Day on Thursday. This Thursday. Mad that.
try a new gimmique boring bastard
>>217807598best day of the week for it to fall on. 3 public holidays and then a weekend, so 5 consecutive days off. get in
who let the /britfeel/ in again?
>>217807591i know which one is Ains
i've never had a good christmas, something always happens that ruins it
/brtifrel/ isn't real
>>217807591Is there some sort of humorous internet law that refers to the phenomenon whereby if the first photo on a dating app profile is a group photo then you can be sure the person who owns the profile is the ugliest person in that group?You look at the photo, identify the fittest bird and think corrr I hope it's her then when you swipe to the next photo you learn sure enough that it's the ugliest bird.
>>217807633There's no girls in that picture anon
Good morning everyone! Trannies are disgusting.
<< All callsigns report in. >>
>>217807653I don’t get it
>>217807639that's fine, can we get back to my question please
>>217807566nah I'm in biomed with ten years of experience and well networked so there's plenty of work for mejust sick and tired of cunt managers playing games, I resigned over a few idiots forcing the one competent manager that I liked out in a very nasty waywould rather try setting up something of my own at this point so I don't have cunts above me being cunts
>>217807669All white gay people look the same
got MISM-146 on
>>217807669Gays always date someone who looks exactly like themselves
>>217807571Actually mental how cheap it is for you to fly to Slavik shitholes teeming with worldies and you're ordering rank prozzies off the internet. Your head. Wobble it.
the big samoan guy in overwatch must have a colossal cock
fuck my nigger life
Do Abos have BBC's?
>>217807717Many are saying this
yeah dude you can't just pay for sex if women think you're a weird autistic freak you've got to take a 2hr20 flight to Slovakia to take a nice slavic lady on a dinner date in the hope that she invites you back to her flat to shag despite the fact you have never had any success with women in your home country or indeed life
any grim fat cunt man in?
>>217807746skinny little twink me
remembering the inferno at /britfell/ tower
10 days left, buzzcut on new year's eve, 2026 is ours lads
>>217807746not anymorelost 18kg in 2025positively lithe now
>>217807772Very cool
>>217807763ktim but buzzcut on the 19th of January
any good games in the steam winter sale then?
>>217807746ktimmers
got the in the court of the crimson king on
Favourite Christmas song, lads?
>>21780780821st century Christmas man
never felt christmassy my entire life not once, never felt a vagina either
>>217807826ktfbismtsin
>>217807798Might get Lies of P
>>217807798noncey as fuck
on the P and their lies
>>217807837I've got "kek this feel but I sometimes [mtsin]" but can't decipher the rest
The Model X has the most kino windshield. That panoramic view is incredible. If I needed a car I'd definitely buy a Tesla.
>>217807808Christmas Wrapping
>>217807868kek the first bit is me the second is notx>tfwjlwnrhfoyduycaoht
>>217807808Kylie Minogue Xmas
can't park that there mate
lil zoomer using the metric systemthe CHAD millenial weighing in stone
>>217807873Lucid Air glass canopy is sex as well
the fact i didn't get nonced by an older woman probably means i was an ugly child
>>217807873that is pretty cool, dive a van me
>>217807808spottemgottem - beatbox
>>217807808Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence. Not strictly speaking a song but it's nice.
the GDP scenes without a condom are pure kino404 especially
>>217807907for work?
remember when /brit/ was funny and not just unfunny spastics spamming ktim, um and bradley walsh
>um and bradley walsh
>>21780790020st;_;
>>217807948
>>217807954oi ;_;
>>217807935yeh
27 hands high and 15 stones me
school girl legs corr
>>21780796616 pebbles and 2 boulders me
>>217807808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muK0GqbUZdYCome one, come all, come Christmas time,Come hear the music calling you on,To eat the meat and drink the wineAnd dance and dance the whole night long.Chorus (repeated after each verse):Then hey! for Christmas once a year,We’ll have cakes and ale and beer;Into the Shropshire Wakes they comes,Young men and maids to shake their bums.There’s Robin and Ralph and Tom and Harry,They’ll come and meet upon the greenWith Betty and Kate and Brigid and Sally,The finest young wenches that e’er were seen.There’s a fiddler there to play every danceWhen all the lads and lasses do meet,And men and maids away they danceWith the fiddler before them down the street.Oh how they side and turn aboutAnd trippèd around and step to each other;And when that they have danced it outThey call the fiddler to play them another.The dance been done, the fiddler plays kissWhich Harry and Tom they soon did do;And Randall the tailor he would not missBut he must kiss his partner too.The Morris dancers they’ll be readyWith meat and drink to make the merry;And there’s the fool to keep them steady,He’d dressed as red as a holly berry.Thus they did dance from morn’ till night;They were as merry as cup and canTill they had tired the fiddler quiteAnd sweat down their buttocks ran.Then they unto Hot Cockles went,But Maggie gave Nelly a blow too hard,And down together whole wallop they wentAnd all their sporting soon was marred.They took the fiddler and cracked his head,His fiddle they threw into the fire;So drunk as they were nearly deadAnd they slept where they fell right in the mire.
>>217807971seems a bit disproportionate. Why have pebbles to the boulder?
just sniffed the back of my hand and it smells of shit
>>217807992mine smells finex
>>217807992Me after I have a shit on the back of my hand
>>217807969right that's the police called
>>217807992get the ashen faggot lit
Sick of hearing about Finland
>>217807985a smile mighty be nice
>>217808011don’t care I run Thames Valley police
In 2026 I WILL get a gf
>>217808028finland is SO COOLthey fought against R*SSIA :DDD
New banknote announced featuring Windrush
>>217807762the continent has absolutely massive numbers of cladded commie blockshow come they don't have ten Grenfell fires every year?
>>217808028yeah well FUCK YOU
look at this bussin ahh fool
>>217808028suomi :D
>>217808075British build quality is a disaster in large scale builds where you don't end up with a single owner who actually has a personal reason to get snags and other issues resolvedthe commie blocks that burned in Hong Kong were built under British rule btw
Got a new jumper and was trying to avoid pulling on the collar when taking it off to not stretch it but I can't be arsed now, simply too much of a hassle taking it off any other way
the queue at greggs
sick of it all
heard the woke mob have banned roasting chestnuts on an open fire because of health and safety gone mad
*puts a jumper over my shoulders and ties the sleeves*
playing with Legos all by meself
>>217808108it's going to get fucked in the washing machine either way
>>217808111sick to bastard death of it what a disgrace if they don't like it they know where the door is
Might go gay
>>217808119screaming thats usually how i react when i cum as well
>>217808119man's jelqing it!
>>217808110kek
DID YOU KNOW there was an EBIN sniper in the finnish army that killed 599 quintillion russians in a SINGLE DAY. Why is Finland secretly the main character /b/ros? discuss..
only buy cashmere jumpers me. they don't go anywhere near the washing machine
>>217808119people might say the 'chon does no good for the mental elves, but stuff very rarely makes me laugh like this irlwell played anon
whats the view outside your bedroom window?
>>217808119I BE STROKIN'
>>217808147a world of dread and fearwhere the only water flowingis the bitter sting of tears
>>217808143*flicks some tomato soup on your cashmere jumper*
>>217808130would've made a mint if i did this in my early 20s
>>217808150
paedo on the paedo botnet again
and THATS why I don't like niggers
>>217808170:O
going to hoover the stairs
>paedo on the paedo botnet again
course you can't play 'do they know it's christmas' any more. they get all uppity about the white man being the hero
CHRISTMAS IS COMING
>>217808191are "they" in the room with us right now, rorke?
>In a startling intervention ahead of Christmas, Brighton and Hove Museums argued Father Christmas must be 'decolonised' in the name of diversity, claiming his traditional role reinforces damaging ideas about power, authority and Western superiority.
starting a new charity called Windrush Mothers against Father Christmasit will be 100% state funded and 90% will go to the CEO's salary
>>217808203grow up
>>217808201
>>217807808for me it's https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-wNhdjoF-6M
got a heachade
What I'd hope /brit/ would be>banter, jokes, lighthearted shitpostingWhat /brit/ is>endless whining about brown people and "woke"
>>217808255too many bitter uncs on here now for that
>>217808261
i really have left it very late to buy gifts for the entire family and i'm panicking. thought of buying a pommel horse for my nephew and really convinced myself that he was going to be good at pommel horse and this was the start of a big olympic journey. but those are too expensive. no idea otherwise, totally clueless.
made a playlist earlier>>217805922to help you get through the day ;)
play Indian video games
>>217808282unc still listening to his teeny bopper music from 2000s
>>217808213leftypol's polyamorous partner
>>217808282If you like nu metal, listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOzs1FehYOA
27 year old zoomer calling people 4 years older than him unc
unc what if you became a billionaire and bought houses for all your zoomer nephews as they enter adulthood that would be nice wouldn't it
rorkebug
>>217808337ummy
>>217808261done him
>>217808327lol fuck off
>>217808261doing a screm
Lads, again, the 50 year old Chinese toilfu
>>217808351You're not the South African, you're just a crying incel
Millennials do unironically believe that unc is somehow age related when it actually derived from 'uncool'.
>>217808358Nearly the same age as you
very strange being a zillennial and never hearing the words like "cap" used ever in school, yet someone who is 2 years younger than you has a dramatically different vocabulary
>>217808366Bizarre lie
zoomers discovering a band from 25 years ago but only listening to their one biggest song that was featured on some gay zoomer tv show
mad how mentally unwell you all are. not even the funny or witty type either. its just the paki woman talking about rorke 150,000 times, the paedo on the botnet spamming nonce shit, and the schizo saying ummers and ktimmers all day or talking about poo. /brit/ is on its last legs, this will be its final christmas. RIP 2013 to 2026
>>217808366zoomers use the term exclusively with old age and wonder why people think it means uncle ::skull::
zoomer this zoomer that
>>217808382ktim
>>217808382be more specific which exact song i know you're referencing me with this post spit it out
>>217808391STOP CRASHING OUT BRO
>>217808391>the paki woman talking about rorke 150,000 timesbizarre schizo 'mick
the Chinese tofu
>>217808366cap of the century
you're guilty of some of these dont lie
bunking off work, might tidy the incel castle
>>217808425naughty boy
>>217808379>>217808415>>217808392Exposing yourselves there, uncs.
Well ACTUALLY Rorke, Saint Nicholas was a Turkish immigrant OK so stop being such a racist shithead
>>217808330>27 year old>zoomerunc...
lil zoomer born in 2001 calling someone born in 1996 a soyennial
currently deciding which order to watch wallace and gromit in on christmas day lads>wrong trousers>vengeance most fowl>close shave(i don't recognise the others so please don't suggest them)
>>217808391All me
>>217808439The oldest zoomers are 27
>>217808391mad how a nigga will crash out like this
zoomers still mentally living in 2018 SNEED AMONGUS BIG CHUNGUS XD
unc meltdown
>>217808443wrong trousers first, and that's the best one tbqhwu
>>217808443What about grand day out?
>>217808484ktim
>people born 2010 can consent nowman im unc
If you can remember watching the plane hit the second tower on the tellie then you are a millennial. If not then your are a zoomer.
>>217808424Played all the top row and think theyre all great unironically
>>217808492>>217808488oh actually grand day out firstit's the best, then wrong trousersrest are shit
zoomers are jealous because we had a better childhood than them
Name one zoomer meme or slang that isn't sourced from a wog
>>217808507um no they can’t!!!
having a poo atm
>>217808516the new one last year was actually a masterpiece
>>217808531unc unc
>>21780853167
>>217808531w faps
six sevennnn :P
>>217808541I refuse to watch it as original voice actor for Wallace died
OH GOD! OH-
>>217808545guarantee this originated from some wog rapper or online influencer
>>217808525still grim that we peaked at our childhood =\
Any 1996 zillennial man in
>>217808550wog rapper said it in a song that's where it's from dickhead
>>217808541it had forced diversity
>>217808567i get this reference
i dont get six seven desu
imagine being a boomer at woodstock
>>217808588meltie
sir unc
1872 zoomer here
lmao
ALL zoomer culture revolves around wog rapper and streamers like Kai Cenat who sit around smoking weed all day
feel like shit just want mousey back x
right that's poo 1 done
>>217808629because whites are L
>>217808629what's a wog?
>>217808629The reason for this is that being a zoomer is a high state of enforced censorship by the woke crowd. You're ONLY allowed to like wogs, whites who worship wogs, or women who advocate feminism
>>217808541Simply not true is it
>>217808488it absolutely is, pure soul>>217808492I don't recognise it, it was still finding it's feet, kinda like the first season of the simpsons>>217808541They did surprisingly well given how often remasters butcher the original
>>217808651its wot you are
>>217808655zoomers dont give a shit about woke anymore
Dollhouse melty
>>217808664I dont recognise you
>>217808672meanie
>>217808636he's dead they replaced him with a double like they did with paul mccartney
rorke being eaten alive by a giant penis-shaped alien worm
>>217808677It's all they know
>>217808699r*tard
milennials meme about jewish comedianszoomers meme about TND
Why do millennials who went around and used to call everyone and their mother 'based' suddenly care about the etymology of pop culture slang when it's originating from a certain music genre that is dominated by a certain ethnic group of non-caucasian persuasion?
>>217806309
>>217808664sorry I mean grand day out is bestwrong trousers is a close second
actual r worded uncs still think woke is a thing
>>217808705self censoring faggot retard
Australia
Everyone who posted above this is a homosexual.
Was about to donate to a homelessness charity, but at the last second I noticed it was for homeless scottish people. Dodged a bullet there lads.
>>217806924>>217806924>>217806924
>>217808737*does a fortnite dance*
>>217808739*tune to mr roboto*homo i am not-o, don't touch my assho
>>217808719retard
>>217808758go white boy go
>>217807034Nah they are the best, still laughing at the new zealanders sections and the american doggos takin the best market product from the concords(how did they train the dog to look like a busy savvy highliner, it acts more personable than the actors ?).
