COME ON INGERLAND LADS AND DRINK SAME FOOKING CANS edishA BIT FUCKING EARLY BUT STILL GETTING READY FOR THE FOOKING CANS sub-edish
>Shakin' Stevens' dad was born in 1897
grow up poster is the most powerful poster on /brit/
Shittin' Stevens
Would rather they stay young thank-you-very-much!
what do you shout out when you cum?
>>217810190attention starved freak
>>217810192Network engineer, really it's just what I currently do but 10k more and fully remote (most important part)
>>217810190why are anglos prone to be fat?
I genuinely can't do the dice captcha
>>217810264its not a real job mate youve been conned
the queen of england would never let me fuck her it's literally never been so over unironically
>>217810264phwoar get in lad
>>217810264Oh fucking hell, ladI remember you celebrating something you did like six months agoThe important question is, how much more cans can 10k get you
>>217810276culturein northern countries fat is powerful
>>217810277use your peripherals and zone out and its easy
>>217810277>not using autofiller in proto2026
>>217810284It was real TO ME
I hear there are men pretending to be women these days, mental
when the cap fits it's manpower is the new gimmick.
>>217810320None of those seem to be compatible with android Firefox
The captcha should be a face and you say what emotion it's expressing - filter out the autists.
>>217810373this nigga phoneposting
>>217810015fit either way
the number of farts and poos i've done today should be ILLEGAL
The captcha should be connected to a big anti-nigger cannon in space so every time you solve one it shoots a nigger dead
>>217810277no dice
>>217810402Great post
>>217810392
>>217810353another zoomer invention
>>217810392son..
Cansmong attempting to shed the reputation (it won't work)
>>217810402
MADCHESTORRRRMAD 4 ITTTTTTTTYA TWISTING MA MELON MANNNN
no evil green diddybrads
>And Canslad, how is the toil from home going?watching a bunch of 50 year old polish people at a polish concert playing songs from the 80s
pooly poolsh
vibe terrorist
christmas is honestly shit
>>217810479Great acting there by Tim
Can it just be fucking Christmas already
Ada Wong - Yellow Fever Origins
vaginal discharge
>>217810513need it done and dusted
>>217810508Stole the show really
>christmas is honestly shit
boomers are genuinely fucking diabolical
>>217810513Alri Roy Wood
>>217810507rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWB1t5P_iB8The Eastern European defense force, backed up by Australia, if you will
So here it is
>>217810560not related to British culturefucking idiot yank
ELO up to 650 on blitz - all time high was 720
afraid of my own powerI feel downright... hyperrorkean
>>217810652You are posting from a website that hosts child porn
any work from home toil man in?
Feels good being the only Irish person in this thread.
>>217810669t. Jayden Tucker Fletcherson>>217810672im not from the botnet im posting from Germany you fucking gimp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Xa09hXdm4
>>217810674I'm listening to Polish concerts while 'toiling' at home>>217810675Lad, take a bokkle, shove it in your arse and smash it
>>217810603i'm white as a sheet
Same old stale boring posts. No actual discussion going on. Just shouting into the void.
I wasn't convinced about more expensive ice cream, but it's actually really lovely compared to the cheap shite
Only way to deal with spiders
>>217810710And yet you're here. Again.
just had a melty in the kitchen
>Do they know it's Christmas?Bit dismissive that really, wasn't it. Reckon the Christian one did at least.
Day #2 of going back to using social media again but not following the only girl I talked to in 5 years because I'm scared as fuck. hiyc?
I'm such a vulgar little incel freak, mummykins should be arrested for bringing a cretin like me into the world
I sometimes reply to myself as a joke, do you lads think it's funny?>>217810703
>>217810737In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato.
beyond all the chud rage, london may be the cleanest city i’ve ever been to (outsie of Tokyo) how do they do it?
>>217810729Ethiopians have Christmas in January, though I get the feeling the people singing didn't know that part either
love actually is the best christmas movie ever made. can’t tell me otherwise
>>217810812*tells you otherwise*
Rorke was spotted in a gay bar dancing to the Village People
Gone for a nap and the dogbergs have cuddled up to me
>>217810755There's a small army of cleaners and supporting logistics to hide everything down alleyways out of sight of tourists
>>217810832in a heterosexual way?
So this is ChristmasAnd what have you done?
>>217810826like they do in germany?
her yung puffydem is soredem >>217810420sup crodie
Rorke singing THE YELLOW AND RED ONES at the top of his voice
>>217810856i said cleanest city*obviously London isn’t cleaner than, say, some little NE town like Portland, but it’s certainly cleaner than Paris, Dublin, New York, Chicago, Berlin, etc.
>>217810832I was here, it’s a joke. Please, it’s a fucking joke.
>>217810755Chud rage about London is bullshit, it has a third the murder rate of Berlin and one lower than literally every large US city.It's not dangerous, even in the real shitholes like Tottenham and Brixton.
>>217810872>bringing in more pure, white children to suffer in this fucked up, ever-browner world unforgivable.
>>217810872Brutally honest. What age is your small one? I have 4 but don't see them much.
>A road rage driver who was filmed screaming abuse at a female motorist has been jailed after launching another foul-mouthed tirade at a woman. Peter Abbott, 62, went viral last year when he was caught on camera shrieking at a woman in a Tesco's car park for beeping at him after he pulled out in front of her. He received a suspended prison sentence for the shocking outburst, which took place in August 2023. Now, Abbott has been jailed after he got into another angry confrontation with a woman, who was walking with her newborn baby and her dog on a beach promenade.
why are brits like this? arent they taught grammar?
>>217810914yeah. it was surprisingly well-managed and all. the only real complaints i could have were how costly it was compared to American cities and maybe how some people are a bit cold, but aside from that it’s unironically my favorite city in the west
>>217810940I live in rural Norfolk, but go to London a lot.You've never left your smelly childhood bedroom
>>217810958'try and' is wrong but brits use it nonethelessit separates the idea
>>217810872You’re a virgin mate you’re fooling absolutely no one
>>217810959Yeah it's expensive, and we have lower incomes than Americans. I'd imagine only NY and San Francisco, maybe LA, are pricier than London
>>217810952HE DIDN DU NUFFIN
eating my ear wax
>>217810958Why didn't you capitalise the first letter in a sentence? Why did you spell "aren't" without an apostrophe? Were you not taught grammar?
Also, many Brits don't know how to use the subjunctive mood. Sad!
rorke still too scared to walk from kings cross to euston
Irish Timmy's fiancée
>>217811025Aussies are culturally American. do you hate them?
>>217811011Rorke in covent garden tweaking out surrounded by posh mums shopping
this is a 23 year old woman
>>217811044American* woman
thinking about how i saw a girl on saturday at a group party and went over to her and she said "dont touch me" despite us holding hands and shit the last time i saw her earlier in the weekwhat the fuck
The 2011 riots were kinoI was walking home from a club with a girl at 5am, we walked through the high street and saw the looting taking place with no cars or police. It was surreal.
>>217811044OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHBRIT BTFO
nigger doesn't sound as harsh when said non-rhotically
>>217811081Hideous trollop
>>217811072why didnt they just send police?
>>217811115Das racist
>>217811091Look like ai brit bro
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for the week just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28
>>217811044this was a 20 year old woman just 25 years agowhat happened?
>>217811072Nice larp virgin
>>217811088i unironically think the indian accent enunciates “nigger” better than any other accent>>217811145is your nephew American?
heathermong and the french guy turned up at the same time. bit weird.
Leftypol telling you not to look at the background of the rioters but constantly going on about how brilliant those Sikhs defending their temple were
dont know what anon is specifically talking about but one thing she did was get caught selling her boyfriends poop on her webstore. if youve seen any of her vids you know what her turds look like. very distinctive and healthy looking due to her diet. and thats what you got if you bought some. but at some point they changed and looked smelled and tasted worse and a bunch of angry jeets called her out and she had to close her website for a while
Mark Duggan's mother was of Irish descent, and his father was of African-Caribbean descent. Duggan was born and raised in Tottenham, north London, but lived with his maternal aunt in Manchester between the ages of 12 and 17. His maternal aunt Julie was married to the late Desmond Noonan, a figure associated with Manchester gang activity. The surname "Duggan" itself is a common Irish surname derived from Ó Dubhagáinn, found throughout Ireland, especially in Munster and Dublin.
>>217811168Not the last time I checked
Liver and sweet corn for lunch x
What do Sikhs have in their temples anyway
where’s gorpheus?
>>2178111302, 4, 1, 5, 3
stepped away for 15 minutes and now this place looks like a bomb site. silly billys haha what are you like? x
>>217811197Weird, over here the equivalent meal would be liver and onions rather than corn.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766414786850910.webm
where's morpheus
fact.
>>217811232Just what I had I my freezer tbf
BRIT LAND
who here is 35+?
https://files.catbox.moe/t1fd29.jpg
>>217811279Andrew Tate and white peoples' fault of course. They're both victims
>>217811299gramps...
>>217811168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEP-13Z0zC8
>>217811299Canslad turned 52 this year
corr
>>217811299*raises paw*
>>217811259roaring
>>217811303don't like her she's grim
Due to lockdown, you are legally entitled to subtract two years from your actual age.
>>217811303breats too large desu, vulgar
>>217811342have unironically been doing thisI was in the Netherlands at the tail end of covid, they were locked down until mid 20222.5 years of my life gone
screaming out me arse
*enters the thread*
>>217811262the road to Sheffield is the A57
>>217811373Eddie Hitler: The Early Years
>>217811342I'd say 3 actually
giant great big BLACK BASTARD COCKS AAAAAAAA BIG NIGGER BBCS MASSIVE AIDS INFESTED SHANGO STICKS BIG EBONY OIL STICKS GET IN THERE
>you got a missus mate?>nah>why?does there need to be a reason you prick?
>>217811416I'm gay
>sit on toilet >wee>poo>wee out remaining wee that the poo was somehow blockingdoes this happen to anyone else or do i just have prostate cancer or something
>>217811416I'm an unlovable incel who will NEVER EVER feel the touch of a woman
>>217811416People will naturally assume you're bent if you aren't chasing pussy incessantly
>>217811416Checking if you're a bender
>>217811416Some people find it so easy to be in a relationship that they think anyone who isn't must have made a conscious choice not to be. Mental that.
Grim day. Mental that we've still got another 3 months of this
alright we're getting a bit silly now aren't we?
>>217811404Disney getting desperate
>>217811433lol this is me
Issuing work with a copy of the ECHR so that I don't have to work this week.
>>217811416people will ask me this as if they can't clearly see that i'm grotesquely ugly
>daft cow at toil asked me if I was going to watch Avatar 3>told her I haven't even seen Avatar 1>she immediately tells the entire office how much of a pathetic FREAK I amthey love conforming don't theybloody women
>>217811469you are racist if you don't love the avatar films
>I'm ugly nice cope kek
>>217811469get a grievance in lad. unacceptable in the modern workplace this
>>217811444December's almost over and it's ChristmasJanuary is indeed very grimFebruary you can notice things getting better and it's shortOne month really
>>217811469i put myself through filmslop to prevent these kinds of interactions with normies
Whenever I see an ugly guy with a girlfriend I realise its all my own fault and get really really mad
>>217811321i was going to ask if anyone remembers the happy slapping craze of 2004 and 2005. i think it was only a uk only thing. youths would go around slapping random people and filming it on their first generation camera phones. https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_slapping
Didn't even know there was an Avatar 2
zoomers are reaching 27 years old now why are they larping like the broccoli haired lil nibbas from 2018 again? covid mindbroke them
>>217811510February is the worst month and awful. March is slightly better but not really. Only start to get vestiges of life again come mid-April
>>217810914berlin is grim tbfeven in the centre there are gangs of surly ethnics just hanging about on every cornerreally brings the vibe down
>>217811516but you need to recognise that the black pill is always hiddenguaranteed the girl in that relationship knows she could do much better and treats the guy like shit because he's replaceable
>>217811526no generation starting with millennials has mentally aged beyond adolesence
>>217811422Get your prostate checked asap
Any other freaks working until christmas evemanagerberg been on my case today wish she'd fuck offneed to go in tomorrow as well what a fucking pisstake
>>217811000he can't be reasoned withhe is deeply mentally ill
Toillass doing her ill voice
They`re theBestOk ..Always doing things ForTheirFans !!
Afraid I won't be able to be the man I want to be.
>>217811542I dont think thats always the case
>>217811559yah but "work" so
>>217811559it's genuinely maddening to me that christmas eve isn't a bank holidayimagine being in the office on christmas eveimagine coming home at 6pm on christmas fucking eve on the tube lmao
Lads.... Chris Rea has died. ;_;
Just had another chance to ask the toilfu out but she had her hands full of loads of shite so I didn't want to stop her and speak to her. Held a couple of doors open for her but alas I was too much of a coward.Tomorrow is the day, aha, yeah tomorrow I'll be a man, right lads?
>>217811569ill as in 'ill never fuck you, you incel twat. stop spamming about me on 4chan'
>>217810952blud just cant stop screaming at women
>>217811570Mousey you figured out the new Captchas
>>217811592Literally who
>>217811579Why are you typing like that
>>217811559finish tomorrow morning then off until the second of January
>>217811596dire patter
>>217811559I'm working from home, technically should be in but can't be arsed and no one will say anythingBigger issue is that there's fuck all to do so 'berg may actually question why I've done fuck all when he reviews my time next month
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Chris Rea
>>217811606https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI
>>217811592This is like that time George Michael died
>>217811607retarded x
>>217811614He's done ya
>>217811577always the case you spasticif you don't realise that then you are retarded and deserve every bit of pain and suffering that comes from getting mad about it
Can't decide if I want a wank or a nap
Lads, the queen's dead
>>217811592He was just a kid...
>>217811469put a message on teams on your last day of work alluding to killing yourself then put all of your devices on airplane mode
>>217811614Scotch cunt hang yourself
ashens christmas special just dropped
Christmas song niggas love dying around Christmas
>>217811646based and reasonable response
>>217811642Alri Morrissey
>>217811592wtf its trueguess he won't be driving home for christmas
>>217811592looks like he wont be driving home for christmas haha
>>217811634I know a guy who's even uglier than me and treats his girl like shit
>had an okay lunch>hungry 5 hours laterFUCK SAKE
>>217811631wasn't even me he replied to you twat
Buy him a dinner ladsDon’t be cruel
>>217811588Last christmas my previous manager strongly suggested I be in on Christmas Eve just so our team had some office presencelmao yeah mate I'll spend all day in a totally empty office on Christmas eve and then drive three hours north at 6pm and miss out on all the fun and games with my loved ones just so you can say you had someone inof course I didn't
>>217811542sometimes the girl has horrifically low self-esteem and self-image delusions and genuinely thinks they're looksmatched
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Heterosexual_anal_intercourse_with_woman_on_top.webm
>>217811559working from home today, tomorrow and xmas evebut barely anything going on, manager has just told us he's happy for us to finish early, plus he's out tomorrow and we're doing a half day on xmas eve, finishing at 12so basically doing nothing, just have to be at my work laptop
Chris Rea fact for /brit/ He was on an episode of Shooting Stars where he acted like a miserable cunt who did not want to be there. He actively looks away from the rest of the people there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWSQPxNnFiE For years this was never explained, people assumed he was just a miserable person Bob Mortimer said a couple of years ago though that just prior to this episode, Ulrika Jonsson had for some reason told the press that she lived in the same village as Chris Rea (she did) and that they'd all been told privately that Chris Rea had AIDS (which he didn't) That is a factual story about Chris Rea and may he rest in peace
leftypol wanting the entire white race erased including himself and his loved ones and still thinking that wouldn't be enough to make up for white privelage
>>217811722No I don't believe I will
>>217811741SYBAU rorkeypops
why do niggas go on the botnet just to make the worlds most boring posts
where's mousebinbles
>*winks at you from across the pub*
>>217811754Stop advertising paedophile websites cheers
>>217811741pack it in rorke its almost christmas
>>217811684>press x to doubt>>217811730it's literally impossible for a girl to think that in today's dating market
>>217811756Not gay but he probably could’ve made me blush
>>217810888Krakow is way cleaner!
Wtf is a botnet
>>217811731>Keep no valid reason provided for deletion; video is unique in its subject matter and of reasonably high quality. >Not a valid reason. Definitely educational (and we don't have many of these). Previously kept allready.
>>217811756>scene hardcuts to me getting violently bummed
Chris Rea has faked his own death to bump the royalties up
side hustle idea: Film yourself having sex with a prostitute then put the video on a foreign porn site. I do this with Thailand and the Philippines. Although I splurge and it comes out breaking even with the flights. I come pretty fast the first time so I normally edit 2 sessions together.
>>21781172210 inch bbc
>>217811789Tbh i saw him on gone fishing a few years ago and he looked ROUGH. Wonder how much money he gets from Christmas royalties
>>217811731>Source: Own work
>>217811802except that botnet literally has a board dedicated to posting CP you knew that because you use it, paedo
Here come the hotsteppa
>>217811775robot girl bonnet
>>217811813yum
worst position for anal tbqh
>>217811731thanks wikipedia
>>217811775a seires of internet connected devices doing shit usually without the owner of the device knowing. Such as sending a 4chan post to the botnetted device and then using that device to sent to 4chan so the IP is connected to the botnetted device instead of the origin
>>217811813One small plastic cup of piss please, £8? Sure! Its all about the atmosphere at this place anyway *struggles to move or order anything as its completely packed *
going late night christmas shopping with sisterberg later
might record myself wanking and upload it to the masturbation page on wikipedia
>>217811813Imagine getting to shag a barbie looking girl as fit as thisMust be absolutely mental Never piped a lass above 7/10 at best me
>>217811857you do realise there's a difference between paedophilia and hebephilia right?
>>217811813me when i drink piss
>>217811774not after any of the stag dos I've been toI've personally produced more pavement sick in Krakow than I've seen anywhere else in the world
>>217811870ever shagged herever seen her bumhole
>>217811866Let others enjoy themselves while you stink up your bedroom sweating and seething
The missusNot made for BBC (I'm done with BLACKED posting) >>217810247
>>217811731Pretty nice bum. Isnt that quite fluid for what appears to be no lube?
>>217811770yeah mate i guess you know everything about how literally every woman thinkspitiable little incel gimp just neck yourself already
lol
>>217811813Imagine how easy her life is
>>217811881it's better to have never experienced it because if you have you will never forget it and will torture yourself for the rest of your existence by thinking about how you lost hersource: me
>>217811866She's there to take pictures for her Insta reel you dolt
>>217811881i would imagine it gets old quickespecially when those girls tend to leave instantly after the shag in search of another chad's cock
>>21781172211 quid dinner?!
i look like that
>>217811911Ive been to christmas market every year. Just saying how it is
>>217811798how much do you make? and why do you cum fast?
>>217811920guaranteed i have slept with more women than you
>>217811813lowkey shes too generically attractive, yeah shes good looking but its doing nothing for my penis, anyone else feel this way
>>217811912good for you pal
>>217811912Saved to repost later
>>217811965paying for it doesn't count incel now fock off
>>217811813>dyed hair>lip filler>make-up the arseWouldn't want to see what she looks like in the morning
>>217811881And your 7/10 is really a 5/10
>>217811981didn't pay fuck alldid it all at uni
>>217811813she's seething rn because no calm nice neet is willing to date her
Cloggy getting destroyed on outerint rn
>>217811999>>217811999>>217811999
>>217811912Next step... suicide? Heres hoping
>>217812004>>217812004>>217812004
well I don't think he'll be driving home for Christmas
>>217811991Only 5/10 you ever get is the fingers on your right hand you virgin freak
>>217811977Thank you.
>>217810190Tango was a Wolves fan before they turned to shit in the 80sImagine of all the other 91 teams in the league choosing to follow dem pigs and embarrassing their fanbase even furtherF for a real one in Chris Rea, can't think of any other songs he did tho
>>217812063Based fuck Wednesday
