Chris Rea edition
posting here
This is the one
hate you canslad fuck you
yep this is the one
>>217812004on GOD we're all in here
We at /brit/ say RIP to Chris Rea
keeping it 100
>>217812037SC
>>217812004We can use this one and I'll keep the other one alive so we can use it later :-)
oh no the talentless one hit wonder writer of one of the most insipid christmas songs of all time is dead BOO HOO HOO
>>217812065looks like he wont be driving home for christmas haha
Piss Pee-a
>>217812082We're not using your rule breaking threads
*shuffles in through the front door of this thread hands in pocket*don't even like cans
cant belive es gone
>>217812100ffs rorke
need
>>217811727based
>>217812086If you think driving home for Christmas is the most insipid you obviously havent heard many Christmas songs. But then youre just being a little contrarian edge lord anyway
*holding a copy of George Orwell's 1949 classic*This is literally 1984
thinking about how i saw a girl on saturday at a group party and went over to her and she said "dont touch me" despite us holding hands and shit the last time i saw her earlier in the weekwhat the fuck
>>217812133Mad how when you shave a cat it goes from cute to Eldritchian
>>217812173same when you shave a woman
>>217812170Yeah, we heard you the first time, but chose to ignore you because the post was oozing with banality.
>>217812170she got the ick
Can't wait to meet youSo join the animatronic familyWe open real soonTry your best to hold on to sanity
>>217812170she wouldn't have said that if you were black. even if she didn't want the nigga to touch her, she wouldn't have been so rude
>>217812176disgusting zero shame tramp
>>217812170>and shitwhat shit
last christmasi gave you my arse
>>217812170this post is just oozing with bananaty.
>>217812196like little cuddling
Would it look desperate to rematch with a girl on Bumble who let our conversation expire without responding to me?
>>217812196 Did a shit on her chest dubai style
>>217812170did you knock her out there and then for lowering your izzat?
>>217812176trollop
>>217812219yes
thinking about how i saw a girl on saturday at a group party and went over to her and she said you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you againfucking hell lads what is wrong with me
get the barbies posted i need to reply with "omg i love you baby"
>>217812219Well yes but moreso stupidDo you think she'll respond this time? Or
>>217812207why do they peel it if theyre just going to eat the skin anyway
>>217812207Watching this eating a banana
>>217812232Anthony?
insane how easy it is to get matches in the UK. I went for three months without any matches here and got two actual dates in one week over there
waiting for my nicotine in the mailive spent a stupid amount of money on it in the last couple months
>>217812219only if she's fit
>>217812239this was also my post lol
>>217812239good post
>>217812092Can, have a lad
>>217812133one time in the BA 1st class lounge i saw an old bald russian man who must have been in his 60s with a gf who must have been about 20 and they looked like this and behaved like this
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for Christmas just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>Last christmas my previous manager strongly suggested I be in on Christmas Eve just so our team had some office presence
>>217812260lil Cody waiting by the letterbox for his 3mg zyns
>>217812258Same but me in sweden
putting the light on
>>217812272Fuck up
woke up at 9.30am but been in bed all day
oh my god he is rattled
>>217812303I highly doubt that
>>217812318right
>>217812282just embarrass him by saying 67
>>217812281Serving the drinks were you ?
>>217812304the red light?
>>217812321Imagine getting done AND exposing yourself as a phoneposter
That's the wife pregnant for the third timeSaving the white race here lads
>>217812170girls go off guys overnight when they then go and think about how she could do so much betterthey think a lot
>>217812303are you joking or being serious? I dont understand because I have ASD
>>217812321Did you in with that one
>>217812357i tihnk a lot too
>>217812321doesnt look like he's the rattled one from where i'm sitting
>>217812322Been up more uppsala girls than you've had hot dinners
>>217812282you made this post this morning
>>217812354woke won't be liking this
>>217812170Why didn't you just physically hurt her?
>>217812004He won't be driving home this year :(
>>217812394I highly doubt that
>>217812282posted it again award
>Eliot Page, formerly known as Ellen Page, is confirmed to star in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" film coming out next Julywonder what role she'll play
he's done him
Still at the incelflat, bit cold, not using the heatingDon't leave for home until tomorrow nightWorking but not really workingWatching the darts on a dodgy streamHad four wanksWill probably go out to the local wetherspoons alone tonight and get bladdered, smoke half a pack of cigs, and get a mcdonalds on the way home
>>217812414the raped
>>217812422Good microgimmick
>>217812414cant believe they deadnamed him like that
you've done him
>are you joking or being serious? I dont understand because I have ASD
>>217812282You’re his literal unc tho
>>217812414Agamemnon's ghost
Me in winter>i'll drink booze it's the only way to get some enjoyment during this grim time. i'll take a break when the weather's good againMe in summer>i'll booze i want to enjoy the good weather while we've got it. i'll take a break when the good weather's gone
>>217812375Some women just like anything new or different. Its why often foreign guys can do better than locals
>>217812414ahh yes, the 5'1" man
I am become Rorke, the destroyer of threads
>Only 5/10 you ever get is the fingers on your right hand you virgin freak
>>217812453Never thought of it like that
>>217812422>Will probably go out to the local wetherspoons alone tonight and get bladdered, smoke half a pack of cigs, and get a mcdonalds on the way homeAlright Deano you can stop LARPing as an incel now. An incel would never go near a 'spoons
Made out with a coworker this summer and when I asked her out the next morning she turned me down albeit in a nice waySeeing someone else now but still obsessed with her. Don’t even want to date her as she’s kind of a dumb bitch just want her to want me
>>217812503T. Bad kisser
did you know normies have to drink poison in order to stomach other normies?
>>217812414https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPECGkjE_lP/this is freaking me out rn
DUDE CODY
>>217812469If god didn’t want me to drink in hot weather he wouldn’t have invented g&t’sif god didn’t want me to drink in cold weather he wouldn’t have invented ginger ale and bourbon
>>217812422why would you go out to the pub to get drunk alonejust get boozed up and comfy in the incel den for a pittance
>>217812520Dont have ig so i cant watch it. Assume it was very freaky and not hyperbole on your part
URUGHH.....URGHHFGHHH...URGHH..URGH...UR...POOOOOOOOOOO
Got drunk at a work event in the US and kissed some fat yankoid, he tongue punched me so I turned him down the next morning. Did it in a nice way because as was worried he'd shoot up the office.
paedos on the botnet again
>>217812549Heard this outside my window
>>217812422>Had four wanksThis genuinely makes me feel hungover and wanting to kill myself the next day
>did you know normies have to drink poison in order to stomach other normies?
>>217812353>>217812381>>217812386>>217812395
>>217812549Archaeological remains of the first /brit/post, 10000BC
>>217812520lol at that voiceshe'll make a very convincing ancient greek man i'm surenolan is a hack anyway
I just merked that toilet, I wouldn't go in there for a few hours
Alcohol makes me uninterested in sex and unable to get it upBut I’m horny as fuck when I’m hungover
>>217812414
>>217812348no we got an upgrade from business. it was dead except for us and the russian couple, spoke to her for a bit and she was very sweet actually
hitting myself in the head until momberg orders kfc
>>217812533
>>217812614too late i ate it all
Done himself in and can't take it
>>217812604same, cant stop gooning when im hungover
>>217812603*cocks a beretta m9*be cool hermano, I'll open some windows
>>217812549I invented this gimmick
They say we sum kinda Suicide Squad
>>217812608>speaking to a stranger at am airport loungeI thought Canadians were like us but obviously theyre extroverted yank types.
>>217812515honestly people go on about normie this normie that but don't seem to understand how much alcohol fuels socializing and sex having
>>217812285You might achieve good things one day Vlad, pic related
once met an aussie who thought that aboriginal australians weren't "real" australians and when I asked him to elaborate he said nosometimes rorke astounds me
>>217812603>t.
Release the Corr Arse Files
>>217812668normies are uninteresting and can't feel love, it's not surprising they have to drink so much
>>217812614do they still call it a bargain bucket?
Rorke doing cute little snoresLeftypol drooling on his pillowRasheed counting sheep
/brit/ humor in a nutshell>poo haha poo funny bums and poo ahahah x>*racism*>haha rorke is secretly gay>leftypol is a cuck
>>217812687Yeah?
>>217812687What’s your point leftypolBruce is right
>>217812697need hairy greek fanny
i can’t drink alcohol because it interferes with my life saving non-psych medicine
>>217812687hes right
lukashenko combing his moustache during putin's speech
some good darts there
>>217812710Literally all one old man posting that
>>217812710well thats us wrapped up in a nutshell then isnt itshut it down lads /brit/ is over
deeply unfunny thread grow up
Before the age of WokeBefore the age of Pozzed There was Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vptp_5h0qIU
there's a mutt is crashing out ITT
poo nigga rorke is secretly a gay leftypol cuck
so i guess 4chan beat the british government
they're mocking us again
Just don't like them
>>217812466Screeeaaaaming
>>217812656Odd lie
poo goes in the loo
>>217812801Literally who
>>217812811Unless youre hindoo
>>217812824he's famous for looking like a 17 year old at 36
>>217812824Super rich guy experimenting on himself with an extremely rigorous and meticulous routine that makes him younger and slows his aging
>>217812824bryan
>>217812687I imagine that most Rorkes are incels who vent hatred online because it's the only way they can feel any kind of power
>>2178123543 is not manyhaving 6 kids is when it starts to get bragworthy
>>217812782jjl was fit in that
>>217812849The one who does the blood transfusions?
>>217812849He steals his son’s blood
>>217812668i might be a bit yappy sometimes but no, we're not as forward as yanks
been watching hazbin hotel and it’s actually quite funny at times
>>217812860How does venting make someone feel powerful?
>>217812848ktim
>>217812887Canadians be like>I’m not like the other yanks~~
amazing how much i ruin my life with alcoholamazing how bored i am with life without alcohol
>>217812801>i love making fun of europeans but i would never ever ever ever ever ever do a racism
>>217812905posted it again award
>>217812905amazing thing is he looks older than 37 lmaolook at them nasolabial folds
>>217812868I'd split her in half
Literally just admitted he has a whole headcanon about 'Rorkes'
>>217812929
it's all the way
question to gf haversdo they do nice non-sexual things for you or do they just let you fondle them and consider that their job done?
>>217812951
>>217812951look at those nasolabial folds
>>217812951another Australia banger
>>217812922Kek they do be like this
last time i drank was 2014
>>217812922Funny how its always the way
>>217812862Anything above 2 is a miracle by today's standards if you're white
>>217812873Yes
>>217812998you must be thirsty
>>217812951sc
>>217812922Richard Hammond once made the egregious effort of thinking Mexicans were European enough to make the cutBoy did he pay for that blunder
>>217812970Tend to get girls that either do nice non-sexual things, or ones that only do nice sexual things.Sometimes neither, very rarely both.
>>217812970>do they do nice non-sexual things for youVast majority do notGirl I’m currently seeing is the first who actively wants to cook for me and massages me and stuff
thumbnailposting is a goated gimmick
>>217813025
/brit/ posters IRL
>>217813025Laughed
>>217813067Thought that was Jim Sterling
>>217813067so this is escortmong
>>217813043>>217813045that's sad
rorke on the leftleftypol on the right
>>217813025easily best joke of 2025
> Vacancies for graduate roles has now halved in a year after Rachel Reeves increased the cost for businesses to hire young people through minimum wage increases
>>217813081mad how that fat bender fell off a cliff when he decided he was going to be a tranny
>>217813103Women kind of suck don’t take them too seriously and don’t get entrapped by the soulmate nonsense, it’s never a permanent thingWork on yourself king
rorke watching Tokyo Godfathers despite swearing he hates trannies
so this is shitmas
Australian flag posting a comically small image compared to British flag posting a comically small image
>>217813081Mad that he was always a disgusting fat degenerate freak but him trooning out he actually became abhorrent to look at
>>217813103Well yeah a bitI'd recommend getting one that does nice non-sexy things for you, because you can still basically do what you want to them in bed
>>217813126>rorke on the left>leftypol on the rightModern politics in a nutshell
Oh my days
Hate all pop Christmas musicEspecially hate metal or punk versions of Christmas songsShould unironically carry a death sentence to record those
>>217813186Big fan of i believe in father Christmas by greg lake
>>217813186not that deep tho is it?
There's no good media anymore. The Woke put a stop to it, you see
>>217813179rorke is finished
Chippy tea tonight phwoar can't wait Fish chips gravy scraps a can of doctor pepperPHWOAAARRRRRRGetting a lob on at the thought
>>217813266though brits hated dr pepper
well that's a Bradley isn't it
Taco Tuesdays... but on Monday nights as well
She must've mentioned Space NK ten times today
wish i were dead
Why do women like true crime so much?
reckon we'll go into a recession next year
someone's just booked a meeting for Christmas Eve. Are they having a laugh?
The 'pedia says Elizabeth I was anal only
Important Celebrations announcement:I actually quite like Bounty now.There I am thinking I like all the celebrations.Only to discover mere seconds later that I fucking HATE Snickers.Tastes GHASTLY. Snickers has now surpassed Bounty for WOAT Celebrations chocolate.That will be all.Thank you for your time.
>>217813368
my parents have replaced me with my sister's bfthey're off for tea with my grandparents
>>217813368screaming
>>217813339Cuz they’re dumb bitches and whores
>>217813368You're either working or you're not.You'll still want paid I assume?
>>217813406is that the boyfriend who's 6'6
Have you heard the good news?He is risen.
>>217813427i'll get paid and not work just as baby Jesus intendeded thank you
>>217813280It doesn't have much of a reputation here but I like it
>>217813438yes
>>217813406Honestly mate if you weren't such a smelly incel they'd probably invite you along too
He is rizzin'
>>217813395
>listening to concernts Poland>start getting scam calls from Polander right
>>217813465He sounds great. Wish he posted here instead if you. He'd probably make the whole thread better
>>217813394not allowing any of these woke chocolates in house
>>217813475very true>>217813492maybebut he's busy replacing me and shagging my sister while he's at it aha x
>>217813025if I made this joke everyone would ignore and i'd get no replies
>>217813510but enough about david lammy and diane abbott
merry christmasi don't wanna wank tonight
>>217813512Tea and a show for nanna and grandpa. Nice
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
texas mad as fuck
>>217813557Toca me penePuta madreSaludos
QRD on 6'6 boyfriend mong?
>>217813476
>>217813522Runtish post
>>217812004Always heard that song at Christmas growing up. Rest in Peace.
>>217813038>Richard Hammond once made the egregious effort of thinking Mexicans were European enough to make the cutThis sentence doesn't make sense at all lmao
mum is a fucking nosey bitch
>>217813588Wants to shag his sister
harper beckham is fit
>>217813625Who doesn't?
>>217813557the balls on this prick
barry manilow's got lung cancer ;_;
im an incel but i had a dream the other night where my penis went inside a woman and it felt kinda like a warm pins and needles around my cockso now i know what sex feels like i'm no longer than incel
>>217813644Just need to google her ag... oh
>>217813671you were molested by a ghost fanny
go on Ricky!!
>>217813697I like both of them so I can't lose
Rorke lurking in the backrooms
binned the Christmas Eve meeting right off. not interested x
>warm pins and needles around my cock
christmas my arse
I was likeSo he was likeBut I was likeThen she was like
nothing against trannies i just don't want to see or hear them
GET THE HERALDS HARKED
>>217813776same lad. nothing against them, just think they're disgusting and shouldn't exist
>>217813721Good lad
Love trannies, me. Love seeing them never being a woman
....
Too much transphobia in here, what did they do to you?
I'm twans
>>217813822Theyre women but with knobs on
Why can’t you say you torture meYou’re already thinking of someone else
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1766342297676614.webmmight grinch a bitch
/bwit/ says twans rites !! >.<
>>217813943>Dicks not greenImmersion ruined
Lads, we all dead yeah
>>217813979was just about to say this
>>217813943erm isn't that lass in the movie a kid? why didn't they go for the milf one
>>217813991you will be in like 5 years max from all the alcohol
>>217814011kek
new>>217814021>>217814021>>217814021
rorke has a safe deposit box with gold bars and passports in every country
>>217811999>>217811999>>217811999
too early chud
