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alastair sim edition
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can't find a single good youtube video on that stupid fucking platform

drowning in a sea of shit
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Watching a bit of RTE just like all Irish lads - such as Canslad - do
https://x.com/Caoimhinn55/status/2002521698407756235
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we're so fucking back
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Bit early
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*trots into /brit/*
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We will remember them
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>>217814021
I'll keep the real /new/ alive just for you x
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>Ipsos today released the findings of its annual naughty and nice List poll, revealing which public figures Britons believe have earned a place on Santa’s coveted nice list or the dreaded naughty list for 2025.

>NHS staff also continued to be at the top of Britain’s nice list, with 41% of the public believing they deserve some extra festive cheer.
>They are followed by the Princess of Wales (35%), Martin Lewis (33%), Prince William (32%), and the Lionesses (26%).
>David Beckham and Claudia Winkleman follow closely behind on 24% each.
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>cansnonce got btfo'ed again
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>>217814046
jesus christ, it's fucking rorke
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>>217814095
Lad, all it takes is about 30 vpn swaps to get a working one

You do have corporate level access to vpns?
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>>217814094
slop country
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>>217814094
>Martin Lewis
FUCK OFF
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>>217814094
>NHS staff also continued to be at the top of Britain’s nice list
GET THE POTS AND PANS OUT LADS
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>>217814094
hypochondriac nation
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>>217814082
i recognize all of these people and it feels odd
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>>217814121
rorke on his way to get his oil changed
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>For the second year running US President Donald Trump is at the top of the naughty list, with half (50%) of Britons thinking that he should expect coal in his stocking.
>He is followed by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (48%), Keir Starmer (42%), Elon Musk (40%), Nigel Farage (37%), and Rachel Reeves (37%).
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really can't be fucked this year
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>>217814094
>Lewis attended The King's School, an independent school in Chester. Lewis has stated that he was subjected to anti-Semitism as a school boy in Chester, remarking that as one of only two Jewish boys in his year he was given the nickname "Jew" by other pupils.
Never fails to make me laugh
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>>217814173
Don't quite understand why everyone hates Keir Starmer. His worst offense is being a little bit boring and a little bit spineless.
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special forces soldiers be like oh no i spent my career murdering people for no reason now everyone thinks im a murderer and im mental :(
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Calling a Jew a Jew is the worst thing imaginable for them
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>>217814227
Calm down leftypol
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>>217814222
Sir Dont Understander
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https://voca.ro/1d1refVmckSi
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Sister's arse is so fucking fat its unreal
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Remember when Hasanabi called white people crackers and shocked his dog on stream for years and faced zero repercussion and his pitchfork audience continue to watch him religiously while hunting after non-wokes for the microist of transgressions and ruin their lives
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>>217814222
You sound like youre a bit of retard. Maybe watch and take in what he says and does?
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Still be playin' with pots and pans, call me Quavo Ratatouille (Cook it up)
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>>217814173
This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen
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>>217814094
genuinely what have the prince and princess of Wales ever done for me.
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um
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>>217814265
Me when someone asks me what letter comes between N and P
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got the music inspired by the snow goose on
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rorke glowed up
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>>217814294
What have you ever done for them
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>>217814279
105% chance he will be getting his head blown off within the next few years
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>>217814283
Wish I could dig my tongue inside that pussy
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Zoomer nephew who's staying over for Christmas just said
>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"
I'm 28
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this empty boxes captcha is taking the piss
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>>217814315
paid taxes to them diligently for my entire adult life
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>>217814283
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>>217814314
Feel like rorke wouldnt have a hammer and sickle tattooed on his arm
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>>217814317
There’s a 105% chance I’m gonna be fucking violent
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I see the tranny is alive
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funny looking lot arent they, the Chinese
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>>217814340
Dont thinj the prince and princess of wales:
Collect taxes
Run the government
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>>217814368
Just woke up have you? Bit late
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>>217814349
That’s a rorke haircut all day long tho
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tortillas crisps for dinner
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>>217814390
not very filling is it?
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>>217814372
more of this and less of the violent racism we've been seeing lately please
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>>217814390
Taco Tuesdays but on a Monday night??
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>>217814372
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>>217814406
depends how many you eat
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nearly partnered up with some obese hideous tranny at work because all I had to work on was a name and time availability, dodged that bullet thankfully thanks to a diligent chud co worker
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>>217814082
Miss you Emmett buddy *kiss to the sky*
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sir t cock
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>>217814457
do white women really?
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love it when your dog gives you a little look out the corner of their eye when theyre having a poo haha
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What quests can we come up with to do irl
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my aunt fancies nick knowles
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21 savage has to be one of the better rappers
wish I were a rapper
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>>217814496
300 grey squirrel pelts for some crafting materials
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>>217814489
she's not white
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>Driving Home for Christmas singer Chris Rea dies aged 74
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>>217814519
I'm a raper
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rorke's new trim
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>>217814539
looks like he wont be driving home for christmas haha
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chase celebrity christmas special is on in a hour
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>>217814560
Why do they make the questions easier for celebrities?
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can't see myself shagging again
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>>217814588
for charity innit
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>>217814551
LOL
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>>217814607
need to stop eating meat :(
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>>217814607
Ok maybe I won't eat them!!
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>>217814601
They make it easier for university challenge too and thats not
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>>217814607
that's my da
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>>217814519
yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mADkt6o-M
quality of posts in this general is highly correlated to correct use of the subjunctive mood
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>>217814631
muslims are right. pork is evil.
but other meat is ok
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Playing Ace Combat. Fun.
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>>217814656
language evolves retard, the subjunctive mood wasn't used before the 1400's and is falling out of favour again
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>>217814094
Where's the Windrush generation?
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>>217814551
>>217814627
Haha cos he’s dead
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Watching Mr. Bean. Funny.
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this empty boxes captcha is the worst fucking one yet
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>>217814330
yeah you already said mate
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>>217814521
What would we be crafting?
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yes I will be spending christmas eve, christmas day, nye and new years day with /brit/
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>>217814686
>brit who does't know how to use the subjunctive mood
omds
21 savage uses it correctly
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Fuck it, heading to sleep, lads
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umkitty rights (*/ω\*)
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mad how little i've mentally grown
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boiling some eggs
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rorke is a mental midget
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still working but from home and i have wine so could be worse
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>>217814082
Emmett and Diego provided a lot
The rest were completely worthless to us and society as a whole
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Well that's a literal thoughtcrime isn't it
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rorke getting arrested for ai racism
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fax
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Been a vegetarian for over half my life
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>>217814912
And a virgin for all of it
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feel like a got a big fart coming but I don't dare force it prematurely, that could be a devastating scenario
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quarter life crisis soon
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>>217814912
wish i was, love pigs and cows me. but i also really like burgers and sausages.
quite the conundrum.
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it should be illegal to feed your child frozen slop
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Mad that George Michael only lived to 53
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>>217814904
who the fuck wants more than 1 home
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Never asked the toilfu out today lads I'm a failure.
Had 2 chances that I thought weren't perfect so never bothered. As I was leaving she was going back into her office and we both stared at eachother as she went back in.
It's tomorrow or never at this point. There is no time, the mountain called monkey has spoken.
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>>217814969
the weed did him in
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if fish fingers and beans wasn't a staple meal in your household you're a tarq
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so, this is rorke
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>>217814985
you'll do fuck all
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>>217814985
Genuinely laughed out loud at this pic, state of her
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>>217814976
House in the countryside, penthouse in the city, summer house in Spain, chalet in France
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always wondered how a bunch of lads get together and decide to start a rape gang
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>>217815072
Mosque usually
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Absolutely convinced nephewberg is going to ruin Christmas again and make me look like a right mug in the process
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just stopped the tap dripping
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>>217815072
it's easy if you're brown. set up a dodgy takeaway for you all to hide out and meet up in and the police will never dare to question or confront any of your actions
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>>217815071
summer houses and getaways arent really homes
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I'm too afraid to Google it but I have a vivid childhood memory of hearing on the radio about a group of women going around drugging men with Viagra and then raping them
The Viagra Rape Squad they called it
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What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
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>>217815137
Well they are houses… you own… which you can live in whenever you like…
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Don't think I shall be clicking any of those x
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>>217815148
some clarks
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>>217815158
no.... not really.... most people have only one true home... and you can get just an air bnb or rent all of those things anyway...
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>>217815155
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um
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>Find the image that is different from the rest
>The images are a bunch of shaggers and then me
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Where is everyone? Dead as fuck in here
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>>217815072
wrote out an answer to this but then decided it would be better to not post it
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>>217815214
ziedy's learning disability prevents him from solving the new captchas and heathermong has spiralled into a severe depression without him judging by recent posts, so post count is down about ~50%
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And that concludes the quranic sermons for today, praise Muhammad (peace be upon him). As always, if you would like to help with the zakat soup kitchen tomorrow, please talk to brother Iqbal. And I've also been asked by Rasheed and Sadiq to put out the word for anyone interested in forming a rape gang, which sounds very exciting
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>6 kids with a woman taller than you
is this even legal
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>>217815246
pscr what are heathermong's recent depressive posts?
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>>217815026
Yh... Probably, there's this other bird I was working with briefly today who I've noticed seems to go red in the face and sweaty looking when I talk to her. She asked if I was out at the weekend etc too.
>>217815030
Haha yeah it's a classic, some lad was talking about her getting a role in a new movie earlier which made me dig it up out of the archive
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>>217815267
>all daughters
What a fucking waste of time
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Why did he do it?
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>>217815267
mental how brown the daughters are even though their mum is very pale and the dad is not so brown
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>>217815267
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>>217815249
can it count towards community service?
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when i am older,
i'm gonna bum ya,
then suck your penis,
just like a gay lil' fag,
a gay lil' fag,
a gay lil' fag,
a gay lil' fag,
waooah
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Having my mental illness topped up at home for Christmas.
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Mad how the biggest Jewish ethnic group has the word Nazi right in the middle of it
Spooky even
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>>217815267
>>217815288
same coin flip 6 times in a row
~1.5% chance
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looking to the sky and enjoy the life
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>>217815383
It's alright when they do it because of the holocaust you see
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>>217815325
they've just not had a bath
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>>217815288
Somewhat true but if you think about it, they will all probably breed and his genetics will continue to exist.
Whereas you could have a son who ends up an incel which would also be somewhat a waste of time.
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>>217815374
alri racismlad?
don't like these sharty images
if /brit/ goes there after the ofcom ban I won't be joining
I'm a prince philip style man myself
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>>217815214
Moderation has unironically killed this site/general. Gookmoot is to blame
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>>217815438
good post this
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>>217815471
many thank
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>>217815453
yeah
people spam and avatar fag all day but if you say one racial slur you get a 72 hour
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>>217815438
kys
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cans ahaha
did i mention i like cans

cans
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>US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel will say 2025 has been "a really great year for fascism", when he delivers this year's Alternative Christmas Message on Channel 4.
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>>217815484
afraid you'll lose to him?
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what if a gay porn poo bardley welsh yhe binble cock pong moo deng
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Sussex Police have launched an urgent appeal to locate a 15-year-old reported missing from Burgess Hill

A spokesperson for Sussex Police said: “We are searching for Donna-Marie, who has been reported missing from Burgess Hill. "Donna-Marie, 15, was last seen in Burgess Hill at around 1.30pm this afternoon (19 December), but it is believed she may be in Portsmouth.

"She is described as 5’4”, with shaved black hair and was last seen wearing a brown/beige coat, black cardigan, white top, black trousers and black boots.
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>>217815501
omds channel 4 will be sued too
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>>217815501
don't know who this is and don't care
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mental how peng I feel when I haven't drank for a week but mad how much oenger being drunk is
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>>217815545
you do and you do
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>>217815558
not really
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>>217815550
mad how hard my erections get when i am not supping the liquid jew
it's like being a teenager again
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>>217815550
>oenger
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>>217815550
Best balance I've found is drinking once every 2 weeks. Get to enjoy the sober feeling and the drunk feeling
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was never one for drink, drugs, gambling
but i have been terminally online since i was like 10 and i doubt that'll ever change
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do you lads order a chinese takeaway on christmas eve?
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Ah, I'm really gonna miss this place.
*switches the light off and closes the door*
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>>217815631
No I'm not jewish
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>>217815631
no
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>>217815309
Is there anything more cucked than being a pro-israel christian
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>>217815394
<3
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>>217815623
maybe try drink and drugs?
will get you out of your room at least
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lim v humphries is going to be tasty tonight
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>>217815631
no you eat party food
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>>217815631
sometimes yeah
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Opinions on giving oral sex to women?
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>>217815735
gay
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>>217815692
can't watch it because I don't pay for TV
(other than my licence fee aha love you bbc x)
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No one showed up to my winter solstice party last night. Had a Stonehenge and everything. Gutted.
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pang pang coming round timmy's grandparent's house for christmas because her family doesn't celebrate it
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>>217815754
ppv dot to
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come on team
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jiggly anime arse in the advert
just not suitable for work is it
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>>217815796
cheers mate luv u x
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Madagascar is weird
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>>217815735
i don't do it
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>>217815832
You should have colonized it before the French. Imagine that, corr
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>>217815735
first few times i was with prozzers thinking it was expected i did this
later realised its somewhat grim
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Can't believe Chris Rea's died
Rorke is bawling his eyes out right now
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>>217815828
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>>217815883
that's surprising
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Why does Britain do this
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Posted on /brit/ for 10years never made it on to the gimmick of the year shortlist. Im a /brit/ npc
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>>217815735
Harder than it looks actually.
Although exberg was fat so I couldn't really breathe efficiently while my mouth was on her clit as her belly/mound was pretty much right up in my nose.
Like trying to go free diving repeatedly while swinging your tongue about repeatedly for quite a long time.
End up with tongue cramp and brain damage from lack of oxygen.
But definitely an experience for sure
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Hooked up to fibre broadband now. The clue has now been gained
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parent/career should I run for president
*guitar solo*
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>>217815913
Any clues gained in your time here? Doubt it
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>>217815911
>Woodward's case was not straightforward. She had been suffering from a personality disorder, a severe eating disorder, and alcohol and drug dependence, all of which she had undergone extensive treatment for. These factors were considered as "many mitigating features" in the case. The judge also found Woodward to be "genuinely remorseful", stating that she had "an immaturity" about her which was not commensurate for someone of her age.

>After the incident, Woodward returned home to her mother's villa in Milan. During this time, she was seen shopping at fashion outlets while carrying a designer Chanel bag.
Not just bright. Rich too!
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been doing a lot of thinking recently
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been doing a lot of wanking recently
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need a feisty black gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA93lLUHfFs
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going for a poo
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>>217815911
corr she can stab me
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>>217815501
God they're so edgy and dangerous
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>>217816033
UM
M
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encouraging the cat
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>>217815883
Nothing wrong with that
I've seen a few escorts now and they love receiving oral
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Me? Made the very first /brit/ thread the moment /int/ was created and I've been here ever since
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feisty one you are
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The female orgasm is a myth
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Stepdad diagnosed with lung cancer earlier this month
He then had a stroke last week
Now wifeberg has a ruptured appendix.
Interesting christmas so far...
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>>217816112
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when is the next plane to japan
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>>217816112
fackin 'ell
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sucking an earl grey
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>>217816112
how did she rupture her appendix? internal damage from a bbc rearranging her insides?
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How do I last longer during penetrative sex? I always cum within about 2 minutes.
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What's for tea tonight lads?
I'm sipping a pint of homebrew and planning on doing some bangers and mash with sweetcorn
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would you rather have 1 million pounds or every poo for the rest of your life is a ghost poo
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>>217816112
didnt happen
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howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CC5emVvjxo
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>>217816184
think about sports
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>>217816185
had a couple of cans and got a bottle of red wine breathing
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This will be my first Christmas without my mum :(
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>>217816184
there's tablets or cream you can get to desensitise your cock head
kegels apparently help too
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>>217816185
instant noodles and a few eggs
x
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facetiming the albanian gf
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>>217816211
what wine lad?
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might put up a tree today
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bought some gin for my dad and didn't get asked for ID, which i found offensive as i thought i was a 36 year old who looks 17
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>>217816198
rorke getting so angry watching this he doesn't notice the burst blood vessel in his eye
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Tinsel, baubles and lights are up. Tree is in place. It's Christmas lads
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Nigga just goes by Radzi now
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>>217816233
19 crimes malbec
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>>217816226
indomie?
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>>217816233
that other anon is a fraud I wouldn't drink that piss I've got pepperbox shiraz
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>>217816299
err, yeah
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get a fucking cock shoved indomie arse right now
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>>217816306
>pepperbox shiraz
lmfao screw top wine doesn't need breathing mate hahahahahaha state of you
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>>217816198
blonde girl at the end with the headphones is cute
feel sorry for her stuck between two screaming black fellas
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Any lads here have Premium Bonds?
Might start putting some money in them x
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>>217816184
Think the only times I never came from sex was while drunk effectively, wearing a condom it's shit and removes feeling so just wasn't able to finish and once I was so drunk on whisky I was bareback in her and was getting tired of thrusting for so long and hard thought I was going to have a heart attack I was having to go that hard and long just to stay hard so just pulled out and rolled over saying it wasn't happening. SHE DID NOT LIKE THAT
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Just woke up for a dream where labour got mousey working for them by using a slogan that said something utterly ridiculous on it
I should probably stop coming here for a bit
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i reckon 4chan themselves run the botnet as a way for brits to circumvent the impending official website block
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>>217816198
haha yeah scaring old people as an obnoxious nog absolutely hysterical stuff
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have a recurring dream where I wake up and I'm a website
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>>217816349
not me
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>>217816245
Are you a 17 year old who looks 36 then?
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>>217816349
think my nan bought me some when i was a teenager
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>>217816389
i'm a 36 year old who evidently looks older than 17
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>breathing a screw top new world wine
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remember when you lot thought takeaway pasta was the funniest thing ever. this general ages like milk
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Escortlad checking in

Didn't post about the meeting on the weekend, did I? Well, it went great. She was a few years older than me but looked gorgeous, amazing blue eyes that made me melt and a very soothing voice. Instantly felt at ease with her. Young MILF type. She loved French kissing. I started out by giving her oral which made her cum hard after which she sucked me off and took my cum. We chatted for a bit, then we had sex with her on top. Didn't last long and I came again while kissing her, then we chatted for like another 15 minutes, we had a lot in common. Amazing hour.

She was very complimentary towards my clothing, hair and eyes which was nice. She was basically begging me to be a regular of hers I think lol and gave me a big kiss when I was leaving, think I'll definitely see her again in January or February.
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Speaking of 17 year olds I saw a cosplayer on tiktok who had her bum out and I checked the profile and she was 17 like wtf surely that’s not allowed?
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>>217816420
He said straight faced in complete silence in his smelly bedroom
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>takeaway pasta
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>>217814094
>59% of Brits don't believe that NHS staff deserve to be on Santa's nice list
59% of Brits are cunts
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posting in /cum/ after being in /brit/ for so long feels weird
like i've just walked into a walmart after shopping at target all my life
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>>217816352
Was having sex earlier but phone started ringing loud distracting me and couldn't cum
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winemong melty
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>>217816211
Liquid dinner is it lad? What cans and what wine?
>>217816226
Been thinking I need to start keeping eggs in the house. Was never too much of a fan but I've been craving scrambled eggs for a while now
>>217816349
I don't like them as they are pretty much a lottery for your interest which could be guaranteed if you just put it into a higher interest account. Think they're only worth it if you can max them out so you have the max chance possible to win.
My ex had them, she was a broke ass bitch mong you see
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>>217816424
theres one or two retards that push shit like that
same people who still laugh about the binble or whatever the fuck it was
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eating a Charlie Bigham's
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The woman who has sex with you for money wants you to regularly pay her for sex does she? Wow. You’re basically Chad now.
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>>217816434
keira knightly got her tits out aged 15 in that film
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>>217816472
>>217816472
>>217816472
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decided against putting up a tree because I'm in a bad mood
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might move to New Hampshire
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>>217816486
which film?
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>the binble
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Spongebob Squarepants Movie has a banger ending. Love that lil sponge ahah x
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never got why takeaway pasta was even funny. loads of places including pizza places let you order pasta
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>>217816472
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>>217816454
we have enough codys and tylers here to do us thanks
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>>217816433
Did she mouthwash after taking your cum in her mouth or did you just kiss her cummy mouth?
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too early chud
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>>217816566
Yeah she cleaned up
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>>217816574
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