Drum & Bass Essentials edish
poo smells lmao
Honestly think if I won the lottery I'd just shag escorts every few days.Literally just turn up, have sex with a hot woman, kiss, chat, no strings attached, no nagging.
All forced food related gimmicks are spaki trying to be elitist about his dogshit food. He's so pathetic
Mousey is the Poochie of /brit/
>>217816472chav kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcuEF9hwq9U
>>217816531you thought about an escort every waking moment for a week because she didn't text you back. What are you on about?
>>217816472Chase and Status are apparently drum and bass so I'm allowed to post thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhkSfVJE_5E
>>217816552love herhate him
Chowing down on a hearty Klaus Grossdorf fertiggericht
>>217816555Probably one of the most mentally ill posters of this year I reckon.
>never got why takeaway pasta was even funny
>>217816555Yeah well she did get back to me in the end
>>217816542every forced gimmick is spaki
>>217816609fuck off sn
dadberg doing the dinner for the first time in literal months and he's having an absolute hissy fit because we aren't helping him
>>217816616after you had a week long melty over nothingyou're not mentally equipped for casual sex
Anyone remember scraniel?The only genuine poster on this board
>>217816636yeah?
what is your favourite curry brit?
>>217816660poo curry
>>217816660Lamb vindaloo
>>217816643Well I'm learning
mental how your life is completely over if you waste more than a few months between ages 16 and 25
>>217816646he had to move house because of that australian cunt
>>217816472more of a jungle man myself
>he’s learning how casual sex works>he’s 29
Escortmong, reply to my post please. >>217816566
>>217816683ktim
miss the days when Tim was in the flat spracklen house in Marlow
>>217816683>5 wasted months due to COVID>another 3 wasted months during the second lockdown>summer after 6th form wasted (3 months)>summer after 1st year wasted (3 months)>one month wasted in summer after third year>currently wasting another month in fourth year 16 wasted months, almost a year and a halfKahteem
>>217816600mum sexo
>>217816686was all in good fun mate
kiss a trans woman on the mouth
>>217816714couldnt be me haha....
gf wants to do halloumi in blankets instead of pigs in blankets
>>217816646He was actually a good lad.Shame about the doxxing but he flew too close to the sun I suppose.
>>217816714and he's learned nothing so far
Leftypol drinking his own cum to give him superpowers
anyone ever dated a jeeta?
>>217816766I have
The Asian Fanny. Divine.
>>217816811such as?
>The only other language for Charlie Veitch's wikipedia page is in Hebrewhttps://he.wikipedia.org/wiki/צ'ארלי_ויץ'
>>217816762Probably still good TBF as long as it is still bacon on the halloumi. Who doesn't like bacon and cheese? Quite often the cheap pigs in blankets have shite sausage meat anyway
>>217816827ok
girlfriend in a pissy mood because she's had a falling out with her family. steering clear and hiding in the living room with the cat for the next few hours until she comes looking for me for either sex or to vent
>>217816867ever shag her up the arse?
>>217816787had a friend who did. she was very nice to me, but I think she ended up braking up with my friend and getting forced into an arranged marriage. quite sad in hindsight.
what do you do in your free time
mhmm...
Not had casual (or any) sex since 2012.
>29 years young>Download Hinge for the first time>Line up a few dates>Think they go well all things considered>*ghosted*>*blocked*>"You seem sweet but I'm not willing to teach someone how to be a boyfriend at this big age"That's me sent flying out the gene pool.
>janny just ranged banned several counties >captcha has shit itself and is now a 12 puzzles per postI see
*rapes rorke*
>>217816928what about competitive sex?
>>217816820Learnt how to talk to womenLearnt what sex is likeLearnt how to give oral (the last three I've seen have said I'm good so maybe I actually have a talent for it)Learnt to not get too attached to one (the Russian cunt)Learnt how to force myself into scary situations
>>217816899
>>217816827Still makes me laugh remembering how he went to the Jewish area of Manchester after a terrorist attack and he was bragging about how they all know and love him thereJust for their security to run over and ask him to stop recording and say they don’t know him.
>>217816906bottom image is clearly AI
>New poll shows Reform lead 'cut to three points' - as Green surge continuesOh no no no no no faragebros what are we going to do
>>217816943you need 10 casual sexs before you unlock comp
rorke getting called out by akilles at the gates
>talent for giving orallol
>>217816969DC;VR
>>217816933GrimThis is why I'm sticking to escorts
>>217816906Beaten by a fat Mexican
>>217816937>>janny just ranged banned several countieswhich cunts?
>>217816683defeatist loser mentality
>>217816998Counties, not cunts
>>217816867They'll be made up for Christmas or you're taking her to your rents or failing that she will be very clingy to you on Christmas if it's just the 2 of you.
Reform - Green - Lib Dem Triarchy
Always knew David Walliams was a nonce
>>217816959
>>217816762kick her woke teeth in
>>217816933>"You seem sweet but I'm not willing to teach someone how to be a boyfriend at this big age""Buy a dog then"
>>217816995kwab
>>217817006i am a loser. defeated by life.
rorke being born after his mum failed her coat hanger abortion
>>217817047Horsies!
Where do you buy clothes I buy mine at Tesco
>>217816933dont think i ever learned how to be boyfriend you just have to pretend to care about all of your girlfriends stupid feelings and little activities and idiot friends
>>217817060hmm.. aren’t labour in power? what happened
>>217817047you should post their knobs sometime
>>217816902drink and watch tiktoks for hours before bed
>>217817060Actually mind-boggling that there are STILL people voting for the Tories
sex, drugs and money changed rorke
>>217817060Can see all the parties forming a coalition to stop the evil Reform
>>217817103It's like shopping at M&S or Waitrose even though it's the same shit that's sold for half the price in ALDI. It just feels peng.
leftypol insisting medieval psychopaths have the competency to run global systems
heard rorke walked into a glass window thinking it was an automatic door
>>217817074yeh>>217817087no
>>217817010Nah she’ll be returning to her parents for Christmas. They’re just upset because she doesn’t want to permanently return Ireland when she’s finished her degree.
rorke running global systems in his map simulator from his smelly bedroom
>>217817103who are these people exactly? actual dementia patients?
So if I don't ask out the toilfu tomorrow, I will be here after toil asking you all to call me a bitch ass nigga and do that shame ritual from game of thrones yeah?If I do ask her out I will be here after toil and will tell you how it went and what the plan is.
>>217817182I imagine it’s probably the pension class who don’t mind mass immigration mixed with Tory-4-lyfers who have voted Tory for the last 50 years and have no intention of switching now
>>217817182There's people who will always vote tory no matter what its like a football team for them
his name was david paulden
*enters /brit/*
>>217817168you corrupted a daughter of Eire. english swine
>>217816933>>"You seem sweet but I'm not willing to teach someone how to be a boyfriend at this big age"Definitely a line she learnt off TikTokShe's removing herself from the gene pool too
when I was younger I thought the new forest had just been planted
>>217817060>86lmao are they in for a treat
Compliments I've had from escorts>that I have beautiful eyes (from the Russian)>that I have nice hair (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I dress nicely (from two of the British ones)>that I give good oral (from two of the British ones)>that I have nice lips (from one)Feels good man
*barges in* *rubs your fat cheeks* *fucks off*
>>217817168Ah I see. TBF Ireland is a lovely country but from what I've heard it's a small island that is full up so there's not any jobs etc
>>217817299Chad
society if racism didn’t exist
found a picture of my knob on the computer. don't remember taking it.
>>217817332samefag award
>>217817168Irish niggas will do anything except stay in ireland
>>217817299Timmy thinks this makes him chad LOL
>>217817299mad to consider how many men have had their cocks where your mouth has been
>>217817285when I was younger so much younger than todayI never needed anybody's help in any way
>>217817324Worse is that she’s actually from Northern Ireland and wants to become a lawyer. If you get a training contract in Northern Ireland you can’t practice in the UK or the ROI - so you’re stuck in the shittiest part of Ireland for life.
>>217816737ktim
its actually really difficult being a young gay male in England when it seems that our rights are going to go backwards very soon. It makes me nervous when going on grindr incase somebody is on their logging all of the twinks or something for when reform come into power and you start to see the gay bashing en massei know a lot of my friends in the community of local gays who like to have anonymous sex across england are saying the same thing. Actually its sort of made more anonymous hook ups more popular again, because people are afraid to show their face on dating sites and such anonymous gay sex in England was already a massive thing as well. In most villages in cities in England there is usually a spot all the young english gay men go to in the hopes of being penetrated but i can see it proliferating more and more the problem is, when happens when reform come to power, once they've got rid of the immigrants and the trans it will be the gays next. They will go for the lesbians last obviously. But the thing is people don't even realise the gay community in england is very large, perhaps even in comparison to other countries in the UK. We might be the gayest and it goes all the way to the top. If gay culture is attacked it will be a huge blow for everyone all my friends are djs, going to raves, artists, etc. Zack Polanski for instance is gay and hes the biggest thing on the left right now. A young english gay man Basically what im saying is a lot of young english men are gay and i think we will be oppressed very soon and it will be a big blow to the UK as whole
>>217817324I have a job offer to work in Dublin aha
Not even one pixel.
>>217817424
>>217817370So whatI got to 29 as a virgin, don't have much choice
everyone on /int/ is copying our typing style>>217817035>>217817120>>217817185
rorke on grindr logging all of the twinks or something for when reform come into power and you start to see the gay bashing en masse
hilarious to imagine the 4jannies scattering about trying to contain their new captcha mess, frantically adding new types of puzzles that they need to explain to their userbase which they are increasingly excluding, while for high-iq evaders on the 'net it has only added a second or so to the time it takes to solve them, making the entire endeavour completely pointless
leftypol building bridges rorke putting up walls
screamhttps://x.com/1Swinging_Voter/status/2002285518873112773
>>217817510they are actually quicker for me
>>217817490seen it on other boards too, expect it to hit twitter shortly then evryonr will be saying it
>leftypol building bridgesdirectly to eritrea
>>217817490Sent this general out of orbit
Sacked Tranny detransitioning and becoming a punter I did not have on my 2025 bingo card
eating poo lads
>>217817490they want to be us so bad oh my dayssssssss
>>217817564give it a rest rorke it's almost christmas
THE TIME HAS COME
>>217817561it's not hitting twitter ever
>>217817447Stealing jobs from the Micks
>>217811291um ladsMight move to South Korea.
>>217817561Someone sent me a "racist at greggs" post from facebook.
>>217817607https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rorke/country/de/sybau freak
fun fact about me, i have over 400 images of jose mourinho saved on my pc
>>217817640and 0 images of your gf
>>217817618aha what am I likeprobably won't accept it because I like London but it's tempting
Searching for posts that contain ‘rorke’ and in ‘de’. 1263 results found.
is your catberg gay and also licks your nose before stroking his head against yours?
>>217817612says fucking who *cracks knuckles menacingly*
https://ww1.yesmovies.ag/movie/kevin-costner-presents-the-first-christmas-1630860399.html
>>217817637GRIMthank you for bringing this to our attention>>217817665another shite post from clueless yank scum
Benefits of staying up: cansBenefits of sleeping: sleep
*whimpers and moans*
getting the aliyah yasin on
leftypol having crimbo dinner on the beach with small boatmen
need to make a change
>>217817697how is my post shit and clueless if i just copy pasted something from the archive that you thought is grim and worth your attention
>ww1.yesmovies.ag
>>217817637wind your neck in rorke its almost christmas
tinkering with the idea of taking heathermong gimmicks to twitter
gary is about to review harrods christmas dinner here
>>217817637have to wonder if he receives funding from a foreign government at this point
>>217817747sybau freak
>>217817753Quentin beat you to the punch on that one mate
>>217817730but you won’t
>US President Donald Trump has sparked a renewed disagreement with Denmark after appointing a special envoy to Greenland, the Arctic island he has said he would like to annex. >Gov Landry said in a post on X it was an honour to serve in a "volunteer position to make Greenland a part of the US".
>>217817775quite possible although we do also simply have an abundance of obsessive, mentally-ill weirdos itt
>>217817781rorke
Linkspol strömt seinen ImpfterminFBR strömt seinen Besuch bei Pfizer
Perhaps a second pint is in order eh lads? Nothing much to do at toil on the morrow is there aha(Except ask the toilfu out, this is most important)
>>217817811Or he just posts about rorke because it’s literally the quickest and easiest post you can make that could get you a (you)
On the other hand lads, the BIG cans on a Tuesday? Never done that...
eating ice cream like a woman
Listening to Station to Station. Not into it x
crodie grinching a young katy in the gherkintimmy kissing pang pang in his childhood bedroom
>>217817738because you're a yank and that other fellow is a proper british man
>>217817832doing that every day does not make it any less sad
do NOT enjoy hearing about your girlfriends. I come here to be an incel alongside other incels, not to hear about your active sex lives.
Rorke dreaming of a wife and children.Leftypol dreaming of a world without rorke
>>217817796mad how russia has never even once made a territorial claim in the EU but europe needs american help from them
>>217817865alri mate /britfeel/ is over the cornerthis is the shaggers' guild
grinch twerking his little green boy arse
Pooa Lipa
>It's Monday. I thought it was fucking Tuesday.Fucking Hell, lads. How fucking bad is my brain when I'm sober
>>217817861Never said it did but some of you take it far too seriously, a rorke post isn’t gonna kill you
>>217817865have sex loser
>>217817860you dont know that
>>217817865You’re imagining it’s two normal good looking well adjusted people but it’s actually two ugly weird people
crodie changing sex positionstimmy changing sex
Rorkestein Leftyblatz Rasheedowitz LLP
山海关梦想到有老婆抱孙子的未来白左派梦想到全国都变成黑人
Nephew who's staying over for Christmas just hit me with>"Yo unc you tryna go on a walk?"I'm 28
>>217817947you already said that. get a grip you attention starved cunt
>>217817936aha my new law firm xwe are going to have our office in the gherkinand plan to have the cronem as one of our biggest clients
He’s getting an STI in 2026 from performing oral sex on prostitutesMark my words
skylerwhere is the money
>>217817897I have a shaggers level of 31, which is how I was able to join the shaggers guild (minimum level 30). Perks include being able to poopost, and this fancy cape
familyberg trying to get me to join the holiday to japan. shall not be coming along
>>217817972bro unc is chopped fr
>heathermong confessing his tranny feelings to uswell that was inevitable wasn't it
>>217817993why? is your sister's bf coming?
*researches the age of consent in Japan*>>217817993Why not mate?
Rorke is a fugaziThere I said it
>>217817981yeah obviously the gimmick will go in that direction. something embarrassing will happen to the protagonist.
<لېفتىپول بىر بۈشۈكى بار<رورك ئايالى ۋە ئوغۇلى بار
Had a massive portion of fish and chips for tea my poos tomorrow are gonna be elite
rorke not coming to japan with his familythey already paid for his tickets so might as well bring his sister's bf leftypol
>>217808327literally started 5 minutes agohttps://youtu.be/g5tXsoj-lx8
Went from 73kg to 71 over the weekend. I didn't do anything different. I haven't even increased my weights yet...
>>217818081haven't listened to any 'knot since joey left rest his soul
crodie eatin' di Quorn & yams pon di gherkintimmy eating McDonalds McBurgers in his childhood bedroom
i'mtopdog
>>217817923Me and my missus are actually well fit and if we uploaded a webm of us shagging you’d wank yourself silly over us
Thyve moved the veg into the John Lewis oh I am scromiting
1 week until the New Year. No more messing around. What's the blueprint for 29 year old White-British pathetic Incel freak /brit/ posters to make a 2026 comeback?
bark bark
Used to love kissing and shagging fat girls. And I mean FAT!
>>217818153lock in read books 6hrs of deep work every daylift weights eat right
>>217818153It's over for me since I got called unc
I rule this generalI make ~60% of the posts via my botnetotherwise this thread would be as slow as /fr/it's my duty to keep (You) timmys entertained
>>217818129Only tranners do it for me sorry lad
>>217818169how fat?
>>217818153well first you need an ounce of self-resepect so frankly it just isn't happening
>>217818175Might start reading books again
>>217818193Not that fat mate, fucking hell
>>217818193not as fat as her mate fucking hellheard she almost broke the stage at one of her concerts!
>>217818129Yeah you’re real normal
>>217818184remember when I said this the other day and sent the leaf into a schizo melty
dunno what to eat for dinnergot 40% off on uber
>>217818258order something from uber with your discount
>>217818236LOL good work ladkeep timmy seething
>>217818193Like this. <3
6 7
>>217818258egg on toast
Uh so rorke ….
>>217818285
aha lads don't remind of the time I trusted the zipline at the pumpkin patchwhat a state that was!
>>217818258ever heard of cooking a fresh meal?
>>217818193she's got a real uncanny valley thing going on. find her extremely weird looking since she's been that thin and promoting wicked all time. something uncomfortable about it.
Need to get a missus before my cousins wedding next August. Can’t bear the thought of waddling into that venue pitifully single.
>>217818175how about talk to people, make some friends, find a girlfriend
always forget how close Indonesia is to Australia
>>217818321films and tv shows tell me a wedding is the best place to be when single
>>217818258poo on toast
someone’s breaking into my car right now but I can’t be bothered to stop them
fuck my incel life
>>217817981The risk of getting an STI from giving oral to a woman is literally smaller than receiving a blowjob lol
Poo sex
14p for 2.5kg of spuds. Feel like supermarkets are admitting they're overcharging
>>217818375>t. timmy
>>217818358Not true. Went to a wedding a year or two ago and couldn’t even pull the fatties.
went outside and gave another man a handjob
was going to make noodles and egg like that anon earlier but then realised i have no eggs and i'm probably still banned from tesco so not walking to the co-op further away
Dancing in the rain and basically looking amazing.
>>217818406Brown
>>217818411Me next. ;)
>>217818418just wear a hat
Lads, seriously, how the fuck did I think it was Tuesday
cronem breaking into timmy's cartimmy sitting in his childhood bedroom, timdly glancing at them through a gap in the curtain and posting about it on 4chan
>>217818402they do this every christmas lad veg is a loss leader. gets you in then oh i might get some wine while i'm here etc
>>217818411
>>217818418Mad how the Co Op is directly affiliated with the Labour Party so when you shop there you're funding them.
>>217818424Black.And s-curved.Unlike your tiny white willy.
>>217818444hope that man lives a long and happy life
>>217818478mental that. glad i only shop at lidl
every thread i go to there is always some black dick obsessed indianim sick of it i tell you
he got banned from tesco for noncing btw
Reminder to filter:>cronem>timmy>baton>bendy>katy>gherkin>crodie
>>217816531>KissThis "nigga" kisses prostitutes....
>>217818424he's the resident homosexual freak actually (notice how his reply to you is primarily a description of cock, which he spends all his time posting about)
(8) yeah i can be like the girl in jurassic park (8)
didn't wipe my arse properly now i'm sat in the stink of my own shite but i can't be bothered to go back to clean it
>>217818529easily done
leftypol calling them croπem to evade rorke's filters
Back home and already bored of my brother His entire sense of humour is just acting incredulous over milquetoast topics or making throwback references that half the people don't know about Bore off!
Mum doing Pilates in the front room. Walked in holding the cat and got a chorus of “awws” from all the 60 year olds she’s on a zoom call with. If I play my cards right I reckon I could worm my way into a few Wills
Reminder to filter the BE flag.
>>217818561Is that not what mumberg is for?
>lang=bn
The Windrush generation.The Lionesses.Our NHS.Adolescence.Paddington Bear.
>>217818571Ever sniff her used Pilates clothes?
can tell the wageslaves have clocked off since these tired ahh gimmicks are being dragged out again
>>217818580she's dead
>>217818527blud think luh heatherchad is brown omds
>>217818603funny how they had to race swap the story of adolescenceand there was no mention of it
best part of the christmas break is hearing you complain about your families
>>217818571Think about worming your way into Wills frequently, do you?
Rorke in tha hizzle
going to be asleep by 8.30 i reckon
>>217818501Post a hand timestampYou will ignore this post
>>217818668
>>217818603>The Lionesses.enjoyed backing them at the tournaments
>>217818674grim
>>217818674uncanny ghoulish freak
>>217818418Why are you banned from Tesco anon?
>>217818673We;re not using this one lads
>>217818709did stuff there when steaming a few times
>>217818692ktim
The escort I saw on the weekend honestly looked a bit like Nell Tiger Free but as a MILF
>>217818759so it WAS noncing?interesting
>>217818444he has a gf what's stopping you
>>217818830breaking stuff when steaming actuallypossible racism to the brown security
