The best of /brit/ posters edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X2TwPb3y10
did 6 poos in the end
watching russian dashcam videos. those fellas are crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4Mnot long now... x
>>217818668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpofPhpAzW0
>>217818777until your suicide?
christmas eve plans: wake up, play games, wank, bed.christmas day plans: wake up, play games, wank, bed.boxing day plans: wake up, play games, wank, bed.new years resolution: wake up one hour earlier so i can do the aforementioned for longer.
rorke on the ropes
Self harm time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIhGllfXio
i appear to be coming down with something. got that slightly dizzy thing you get when it's a cunt of a cold. off to bed with me, sposed to be with the senpai tomorrow but don't want to give my parents something nasty.
only ever clean the flat when i plan on leaving for an extended period of time.What's that all about then?
>>217818668Can't believe all those bus drivers are dead
>>217818796next year x
>>217818852kay ate them all
>>217818839FluRIP
Went out to a little Colombian bar for me lunch with the gf and had some peng arepas and empanadas, was absolutely lush. Got a bit steaming as wellThey sold South American grocery stuff there too, got myself a bockle of this weird thing that bossman said was like Colombian Coca Cola and also some Colombian crisps but I’ve already scranned those x
Heathernonce is brown LOL
rorke on a mad one
spent hours trying to sharpen my knife, went over every possible error, just cant do itfeel very defeated
>>217818884Hey spainlord x
gn
>>217818879nah i'm usually pretty resilient i reckon it's just a cold but shall see how things look tomorrow
big poo on the waylet's goooooooo
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for Christmas just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28
raping a poo
>>217818797Sounds good la
>>217818938you'll still be ugly
Leather jackets on women drive me crazy with lust
>>217818668Love how the most viewed bit in the original video is the SAVILE scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqLLDZvbG-U
>>217818960uncalled for and very unkind lad that has really knocked my confidence
Lynx Africa on Christmas day; now WHAT is that all about?
>>217818884none of this happened - bizarre little larp
nearly poo o'clock
>>217818973the most replayed bit in "nothing breaks like a heart" by mark ronson ft miley cyrus is miley's exposed arse cheeks @ 1:09
need anymore proof that moderation is dead on here?>>2178115044 hour old post.
>>217818944>>217819011yeah?big fat stinky smelly poos?
>>217819022post the n word and you'll get a 3 dayer
Went to my first divine liturgy yesterday, was nice
>>217819030yes lad you know it!!!!
>>217818890Everyone knows heatherlad is a 6'4" white man
*enters the thread to Maple Leaf Rag by Scott Joplin*
Did a little dinner prep there and poured myself a second pint. Lined the oven tray with foil for the butcher sosijes.Opened the tin of corn and set it to drain.Measured out the smash into a bowl, added a veggie stock cube, dash of milk, knob of butter, salt, pepper. Filled the kettle with the correct amount of boiled water for the mash. Yep, I'll probably finish this pint then think about a late night dinner innit.
>>217819037doubt it nigger
what do chinks in the uk eat on christmas day?
>>217819022
>>217819041good lad
You know it's a tarq area when the major local shopping chain is a Co-op
Glad there is someone here willing to spam the thread with the word poo just so it appears it is as lively as it was before he began doing that Truly the hero we need
>>217818943Would you shut the FUCK up already? CUNT
knob of butter
>Co-op>tarqget a load of this poorfag
>>217819022Screaming that whole thread is just porn
this is ridiculous
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/miley%20%40%201%3A09%20/
how do I make Satan leave my body
>>217819066poo
>>217818890he is a middle-aged speccy mong who hallucinates about his sexual experiences (none) between perpetual gay fantasies about wogs
The lonely schizo life is mine, is mine
>>217819092Co op is expensive tbf
>accidentally buyed too much food for my cheat day
knob of butter up my arse
>>217819113prostate orgasm
>>217819104low iq
>>217819104actual artificial difficulty
>>217819066Last mention of poo before your post was the German lad.God bless him.
>buyed saaaaar
>>217819120I'm 100% certain he's a 6'4" white manimagine Quentin but a bit more chad, that's him
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>>217819197why are you 100% certain of that?
that's dinner donepoo next
Ok /Brit/Myprediction ..2026 Gary Eats willBreakHollywood !!Food Reviews cut downtoonceA Week ..
>>217819218um
>>217819108some cunt could actually do his dissertation on the frequency, level and nature of mental illness in these threads, I bet on it>>217819197blow your head smoove off
>>217819235she needs to hit the gym
gen gamma clears it's over for alpha uncs
>>217819261ok
>>217819238mouse :3 :3 :3
>>217819275ummypops
>>217819104screaming imagining you lot clicking from side to side taking half a minute to click the boxes
So... Say I were to secure a date with the toilfu, everyone will be spending Christmas eve, day and boxing day with the family presumably yes?So the next available day for a date would be 27th December. Will any cafe/restaurants be open then?Or do I need to wait for new year's and get to the pub with her, but would you really spend new years with a first date? It's a family thing too surely?
>>217819323FONT
>>217819104this one has different instructions just read them
>>217819323mental how some people think so much
>>217819323Yes
Im still thinking about thos poos
>>217819332Britfeels thataway champ.>>217819357They say a chess master thinks 20 moves ahead. I'm shite at chess thougheverbeit
>>217819323meetup during NYE assuming you both run in similar circles
I bet some of you are communists
>>217819323personally i would just wait until she asks you out first. just b urself
Had corned beef and cabbage for dinner
>>217819323I just ask a girl outit doesn't always work but I never need to worry
>>217819438i used to consider myself one
>>217819406Yes to 27th and cafe or new year pub or yes to after new year (as it's a family thing)
Rorke enjoying Christmas time with his familyLeftypol also enjoying Christmas time with his familyRasheed taking part in Christmas festivities with his local community even if he is MuslimAlistair shitting himself and getting committed to the same mental hospital as Tim Byrne because he posted himself naked and coated in shit on social media
>>217819323Women are natural-born planners. Just float the idea out there and if she's interested she will manage the logistics.
>>217819495So this is rorke
>>217819502I would assume lots of places will be open the 27th like they are here
ass fucking reeks
deport everyone who says 'santa' instead of 'father christmas'
doing a really eggy poo
>>217819340i didn't know there were instructions even because i just instantly click next loli was trying to count every single dot in the dices and choosing the one that has a different number, somehow it worked
>>217819595>assfoy
>>217819495umpuppy
whats up lads
>>217819601and what about the saint nickers
need this buzzcut right fucking now
Ay yo it's big F C the big dawg Fattie Chrimbo
*wraps a 400-troy-ounce gold bar for Mousey and puts it under the /brit/ Christmas tree*
saint niggolas
>>217819428We do not.>>217819517Yeah, suppose I'll have to ask her out and see where it goes from there true enough. >>217819567I'll look into it after tomorrow. Limited places in the small town I live in
six sevennnn :P
did you notice that most newbuilds don't have chimneys because the government is running an anti-santa psyop
so fucking sick of mumberg and dadstein playing the telly on full fucking blast and refusing to turn it down
your all getting a lump of coal for chrismas!!! Because You've Been Naughty
>>217819699Okay
>>217819634Need to get a haircut over the Christmas/new year break myself lad. I've had this buzzcut for 5 or 6 months now so it's grown out quite long. I'm thinking just a basic short back and sides, not this fade/shaved sides look the kids go for these days
>>217819742just ask santa claus for some noise cancelling headphones
>>217819739>settlerslmao they wanna be palestinians so bad
>>217819739YepAlso the case for the Scottish independence referendum
>>217819742Your parents sound like they rock mate, give them a "Hell yeah" from me x
scrolling through hundreds of pages of 'boorus. nothing gets me excited anymore.
>>217819792wales is the gaza strip of great britain
limmy be like: nae politics
>>217818963
on hunger strike for the proud people of abersywythi support action on wales
the faggot kinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVHbWHGVYaU
>>217819770I'll shove a lump of coal so far up your ass, you'll be shitting diamonds lad(Classic)
Right, I’m gonna fucking say! DOWN WITH THATCHER
I'd love some coal for christmas for my coal burning fire coal prices have gone doopin mental
>>217819908Kektim kektim kektimmmmm!!!!!
>>217819872(New age classic)With the price of coal these days, I'll have to be extra naughty this year!
Can I bum a fag?
>>217819908lol I’m the artist who made this. Never thought I’d see it posted here lmao. It was custom made for a vape shop through my website in 2021. Glad so many people have been enjoying it
>>217819967no that's illegal
>>217819782i just buzz myself same short length all over, easy to get right, usually every 6 months but might reduce that
munching some beef jerky
mad how some lads have girlfriends and they get to shag them isn't it
RIP
we should go back to real fags, none of this vape shit
A knobs as good as a wank to a blind bat
Hate wanking
>>217820032wanted to get a bmw as my first car, 2.7k insurance lol
>>217819896>>217819953We are brothers now
>>217820032PontiacChads we ride!
>>217819970stfu
all i want for christmas is a trans goth gf
>>217819792Same struggle
>>217820093not very christian of you
>>217820093lol bender
Where can I buy fags online?
>>217820119smokinghotfags.com
mad how pop just keeps coming out
>>217820119god hates fags
>>217820091Beg your pardon
They sissified gaming. Gaming used to be HIGH TESThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb005ZiKHdY
7×10-3
>>217820119unc thinks this is gogle
>>217819022that french cretin just comes here to post porn and that's it
>>217820119Why are cigarettes as expensive as gold in the UK?
Ferengi butthead sex arse, coooorrr
>>21782016367
>>217820184The woke
would quite like to find a gay bf wrapped up under the tree personally
>>217820184The British government is trying to supress high test things
>>21782016367did that in my head
it's that time of year againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b71JjeFAHVc
>>217820066Put your mum as the main driver and you as the additional
>>21782016349
>>217819742Need to tell them to get their hearing checked.
german shepherd shocked by tiny kittens occupying dog bed
>>217820184Taxed to death by the government. Was speaking to a wee shop owner and he said they don't really make any profit off tobacco, it's all tax.
>>217819970
>>217820218how about a bisexual them they
I’m the man behind the man behind the man
>>217820184Government think if they tax the shit out of them people will stop. Instead it just opens the door for criminals to smuggle them in and sell them cheaper
Their land, their blood
y'all need to learn BODMAS
>>217820234will doing this lower my insurance for next year tho
>>217820273bit gay
>>217819792we areIt’s called genocide
yall niggas need jesus
all I want for christmas is the new iphone
Watching all the Only Fools then One Foot in the Grave then The Royle Family Christmas specials then Father Ted then The Office ok!
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
the raped
>>217820281What do you mean
he would be behind man, habitually, he's a habitual man behinder
>>217820329ive been watching the officeforgot how seriously cringe a few scenes are
>>217820329UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAINYA BILSH
if my mums make me watch gavin and fucking stacey christmas special yet again i'm killing myself
>>217820329consume that slop
>>217820262
DE BUM BLAST
feel like making sloppy joesbut i've got no sloppy or joes
Need them to make browser games again Don't want to install some app to play a wee puzzle for 5 minutes
>>217820331Not very woke is it
howlinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMi_N3Ez180
why yes i am in bed showered teeth brushed getting ready to go to sleep you are correct
>>217820329>One Foot in the Graveunderrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wf421JsG004
Give me an MG42 and send me back to the 1940s
>>217820364never watched a single episode of that fucking shite
>>217820386assuming this is a.i.
no kiss?
>>217820395They still have them mongo try using this: Google
How the heck do parents afford private school fees?
rorke's card
>>217820224>>217820253>>217820216There would be riots in the streets here if they made them so expensive. It's about $3-3.50 at the moment, they recently made them slightly more expensive.
>>217820386was so disappointed when I found out this is AI
>>217820460they have jobs I reckon
>>217820349like if i put my mum as the main driver, but a year later when i'll have to renew insurance will my insurance be lower? i thought you need to be the main driver for you to start building up your no claims profile or whatever the fuck it's called
>>217820465scream
>>217820329no bottom, steptoe and son or till death us do part?
What do boomers even watch on the telly now? It's a dead medium
>>217820364>MumsI'm surprised you're not gay or haven't killed yourself already lad. That said your probably gay and have just popped the gay porn on as we speak
might go outside. fresh air. sun.
>>217820505repeats of shows from 20 years ago
>>217820465genius !
>>217820487it's real
>>217820032>car genocide because everyone is insane and thinks they need an SUV/crossover nowadays
For Christmas we at /brit/ would like a regular poster who's a woman (a real one not a tranny) with extremely large breasts she she gets them out as her gimmick. She isn't fat and can use VPNs when the trannyjannies inevitably ban her within seconds (far faster than the CP posters get banned) Father Christmas get it sorted
>>217820522um haha x
>>217820544sorry, /brit/ is a boys only club
>>217820505a place in the sundickinson's real deal
buy duty free amber leaf from the paki shop down the road, me£20 and he gives you a free lighter and green rizlasreckon he's making £7 a pack or so
>>217820460i make about 70k, let's say a missus on 40kthat's about 3k a month freeeasily done really, a semester is like 3-7k?
>>217820445x
oldest image i have saved from 4chan
>>217820505police/doctor drama slop
>>217820544hpoe she gets her tummy out as well lol
>>217820579do you want a medal?
>>217820465
I told twitter to stop showing me one account’s posts and it had a fucking. Aneurysm now my entire timeline is Thai and Malay posts?????
>>217820579
>>217820544whenever a girl shows up people go crazy, it's either kys whore or gigasimpetude >£20I would literally stop or start stealing. That's like one whole carton here.
sorry lads but i've had 3 wanks today. just too much that. it's not on
tink jah ting bomboclot man y'know? tst dan wha'gwan star
in lugias stomach all alone
any christmas brads?
oops second half>>217820615was for you>>217820564
tranny on only connect
>>217820621wankedgot shagged up the arsemight wank again before bed
thats toil done for the year x
>>217820645yeah it's still pretty steep
>>217820652sick of them
>>217820652it's wokeism gone mad
>>217820601used to bump this lads CHUNES at parties >>217820658Isn't there a black market for tobacco?
>>217820493I assume it will still be a little lower. Mine was lower when did a policy as me as the main driver but that was after like 2.5 years of me being an additional
>>217820558Used to wind up exberg when we were about to have sexo by suggesting putting Dickinson's real deal on haha. Would either have to put her Spotify on or some music off YouTube on my phone
anna looking very beautiful on the latest red scare ep
>>217820652they fit? emily again is it?
>>217820688Low res dark lighting
might get a pasta order on
Head on that
don't worry about the price of tobacco as I'm not a retard smoker you see
>>217820579had a few from 2012 and 2013 but lost all my old pics :(
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>217820688I can fry a whole chicken in their voices. Hate Dasha, she hurt Adam and also looks like an ex that I hate.
>>217820726
>>217820748is she pregnant or just drinks a lot of beer?
>>217820688i tried listening to this once but i turned it off within 30 seconds of hearing their voices
>>217820676well you can buy counterfeit baccy that tastes like you're being fumigated for about £5 a pack on the darknet and i'm assuming some people irl. it does the job but it's bad enough that you feel like paying the 20 is worth it for real tax free stuff
>>217820652That's David Mitchell's wife mate Him off Peep Show
>>217820748zoomers love getting random tattoos done all over the place with no theme or patternfucking spastics all of them
>>217820748Hell yeah dude!
>>217820643
>>217820684
>>217820491lol fucking losers>>217820568how many terms in a year
pure sex simple as
me? currently watching Tiktoks of people who pretend to not understand the laws of reflection and are faking disbelief
>>217820676There is a black market but it can be hot or miss. Old mate gave me a pouch recently which I've been cutting with some real stuff. It's not great, it's that stuff that needs dried out and even then you can't really feel the smoke hit when you inhale, hard to keep lit. I've had numerous batches of different brands from different sources like this before. Sometimes you do get good stuff though
>>217820823sat in one of these bad boys. Didn't fly though
Crying in McDonald's.
>>217820823flew one of these once
>>217820883Out of sauces are they?
>>217820812
Carly Rae Jepsen looks glowing in new pics
>>217820894did you sit in it too?
>>217820748
>>217820883Keep your chin up, Patriot.
>>217820780>>217820857I see, there's a black market here and they are usually stolen or some shady shit.We grow it here so sometimes you can get quality stuff from growers who want to make money on the side.
why do freaks get so mad about ai?
making fists with my toes
>>217820857was it in a brown pack with a slightly off font?
Doing my daily listen of Pink Floyd's "Dogs"
Is 33 too old to go clubbing?
>>217820921That's really pushing it but I think I can fit in there, if she has good hygiene.
>>217820957wokies hate anything that takes jobs away from trannies and wogs
>>217820983No, I see people in their 30s and 40s and sometimes even 50s at parties. People here think 25 is old, I don't get it.
>>217820963Nah it's in the proper British green packaging with paper duty seal but it's obviously not the brand it says it is. Other stuff I've had at various times but has always been in the packaging it should be, maybe a slight difference in colour or FUMAR MATA on it
>>217820983no it's fineloads of people do it plus older
>>217820957just ludites innit, it's funny seeing mongs moan as if ai will not be usued in every single creative industry'OH NO YOU CAN'T USE AI TO COLOUR IN ALL THOSE BACKGROUND TEXTURES SPEND MONEY ON PAYING INDIANS TO DO IT INSTEAD'
>>217820983No only old people go clubbing now
>>217820983the 33 year olds who would fit in aren't asking on 4chanthat being said, no if you're not gay about itdepends on your level of ego really
>>217821047>>217820957don't let gamers know their games are coded with the programmers using an lsp
something wrong with my throatmight have cancer lads
>>217821095probably just strep or h3n2
What’s with the London riots / mark duggan spam
>>217821095Not the worst thing that could happen
>>217821030oh fair most of the dodgy baccy i've got is in these terrible attempts at the brown plain packaging. don't really get why they try to pass it off as real i'm not sure anyone is stupid enough, suppose it's dumb pakis doing it though so they probs assume
>>217821095Smoking too much moody tobacco innit
>>217821068>the 33 year olds who would fit in aren't asking on 4chanWhy?
PinkPantheress stuns at 8:48
>>217821198WIGIG
>>217821213>>217821213>>217821213
>>217821108whats that
>>217821134this is idiomatic
