Dua Lipa edish
>>217821213blokish fridge bodyyou are gay
alright you can stop posting this mid, fridge bodies trollop now
Smoking a couple of fags
are Premium Bonds worth it, or should I just keep focusing on my Lifetime ISA and Stocks and Shares ISA?
>>217821231nothing bad just the new flu variant going around in hospitals and the like but one symptom is throat pain
on the 'nog tonight, there's quite a bit of bourbon in this
Lady Gaga serves cunt for her ‘Harlequin Live’ event at GRAMMY Museum.
*steals your girl*
Some people aren't attractive they are just famous
>>217821267i dont trust the global economy not to shit itself within the next few years so i go 50/50 premium bonds and S&S
lovely christmas present that had to hard reset my piece of shit pc
>>217821247can you post the woman in your life instead then (i.e. your fat mum)
So a penguin walks up to a dog and barks
>>217821268i already had this a few weeks agoworse sore throat ive ever had reckon its coming back or ive still got teh remnants of it inside me
>>217821340which of your autistic special interest(s) are you planning to spam on christmas day? x
>>217821213>sex hand prints in the shower um
>>217821297
>>217821213this tranny nearly passes
that whole toilfu tale is made up btw just a bit of something fun for the dayposters to feel they're a part of you know keeps em from killing themselves
tranny on university challenge. world's gone mad
got the elf on the shelf to get my kid used to a surveillance state
hit or miss guess they never miss huh
What are some things that you're looking forward to?
AI art > Bio art
who was born in a house full of painwho was trained not to spit in the fanwho was told what to do by the man who was broken by trained personnel who was fitted with collar and chainwho was given a pat on the backwho was breaking away from the pack who was only a stranger at homewho was ground down in the endwho was found dead on the phone who was dragged down by the stone
>>217821297no curves, just straight torso and boyhips
>>217821213Why is /bong/ so obsessed with this troln?
>>217821414great record
>>217821410my own deaththe white english race uprising (1% chance)
Was going to post the new but got hit with a 300s cool down, they've changed that again have theyTo the lad that was asking about the moody baccy, here they are.Real palmal and fake amberleaf. I wouldn't smoke the amberleaf by itself unless I was desperate
>>217821414did you know there's a single version of Pigs On A Wing that combines the two halves with a solo in the middle?
>>217821401so peng
>>217821428it's just one retard simp spamming her
>>217821295Rorke insisting this video has been faked by Woke activists / the BBC / Porton Down etc
>>217821460cant tell if bio fem or a trans, either wya, she would get all 4 inches
>>217821452why are you buying fake tobacco
>>217821401cutter
>>217821410finishin me degree and certificationsgettin a job that doesn't make me want to kill myselffinding a nice ladyholding cody jr
Pooey bum sex arse for nan christmas 2025
knobs outchoons are onim doing the sex dance around the flat
>>217821452where does fake baccy come from
>>217821410genuinely nothing to look forward to in my life
>>217821475There's at least two of us actually.
Mad how there's actually a city in China called chongching
>>217821486>cant tell if bio fem or a trans
>>217821479its something genetic with them
>>217821522Holy MID
>>217821495im still depressed from the alcohol abuse over the weekendthat included making one of my favourite people annoyed at me cos i kept stripping fully naked
>>217820983Did you enjoy clubs in your 20s? If not then don't bother.
>>217821486definitely trans with those scars
*destroys rorke's genepool*
>>217821550I did but then Fabric went woke
>>217820983ive been clubbing since i was 18 and still enjoy going out at my grand old age of 31
>>217821410Shit... death has already been taken. I'll say getting fit.
getting some clothes from M&S x
>>217821555gibbymoo is trans then is she yeah
never forget
>>217821606nice merino sweater is it lad?
>>217821382No mines not I'm going to try and summon the courage and ask her tomorrow if not, it's over and I will be here either way
>>217821550>>217821589>>217821582thing is clubbing when you're in your 30s isn't that its' not fun, it still is, it's just even more embarrassing when you're a fucking mess like me see >>217821548a 20 year old getting naked in a club is cringe but "he'll grow out of it" when you're 35 and doing the same thing...
Vivek bruv…
Rorke unmasked
Any of you lads done anything recently? Anything at all?
>>217821488Got given it by mate for free who was given it for free by a mate who was selling aha
>>217821657CorGet that slurped up with a straw
screaming, why the fuck does george floyd have an article on the doctor who wiki https://tardis.wiki/wiki/George_Floyd
>>217821657lol
>>217821670yeah been doing some things
>>217821607...yh
>>217821213>Dua LipaMore like Lua Dipa
>>217821514Probably scraped it off the floor or their 3rd world hobel by the taste of it
>>217821670repaired my MacBook all by myself
>>217821265>Brits have real difficulty with the subjunctive moodwas just saying this down the pub hahasup crodie x
>>217821569*runs at full speed and drop kicked down that hill*
>>217821656is this jd vance's son?
>>217821670done glue and knitted socks
>>217821670just continue to ruin my life and my advantages by being an alcoholic idiot
gibbymoo would be insanely fit if she had a cock
ICan`t Believe ..the CameramanfinallySpoke !!
can’t stand people who do 80mph in the fast lane. that’s what the middle lane is for
going to have a snack
>>217821630A drunken mess is a drunken mess. I've seen them of all ages, so it makes no difference. Going to clubs in your 30s can still be enjoyable when you're with your friends. We only go to rock/metal clubs, though. I think we'd feel out of place in a pop club because that's not our "scene".
>>217821756Mouse!!! I thought you were gone *gives you a massive hug*
>>217821784Merry ChristmasOk !!
>>217821670no actually haha funny story that x
off to hong kong tomorraneed to pack me bags but im fucking pissed on the booze ahaha
Be right back forum
>>217821657fatberg on a mad one
Did me Christmas shopping today chat
>>217821772oh come off it it's way more bearable when it's a 20 year old than 50 year oldfuck me the like 50 year old pisshead women are teh absolute worstperpetual singletons
>>217821795Merry Christmas mouseyare you getting any presents?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXHkFgvX7eQ
>>217821809Are you that mong on /sp/ who starts every post with 'chat', asks a dumb question, then replies to yourself with the answer you were fishing for? We aren't your friends get a life outside of 4chan
>>217821656lego hair, monkey feet
songs in the key of life is decent but overrated
There's a video of me having sex on the internet
What cuck porn does to a mfer
>>217821812snappy ready for some quick tapssup crodie x
toilfu casually mentioned she doesnt like christmas music so now I'm going to have to redo the entire playlistwho doesnt like christmas music ffs
>>217821820I dunno lad, I hate pissed up 20 year olds just as much. Even when I was one of them.
>>217821295just ignore all the stabbings and rapes
>>217821852is that nfkrz
>>217821876she doesn't so talk to her about it, not us don't be a coward all your life
>>217821852i look like this but like a bit uglierwho is this
>>217821897It's hm
>>217821688there's a lot of stupid shite on tardis wiki. this one is there because someone wrote a very far from canon short story within the Doctor Who universe where someone (who is also not canon) watches the George Floyd video and attends a protest or something
>>217821877sicked up the walls of plastic people once in my 20s and didnt realise how lucky we were to have plastic people as a clubclosed down now of course
>>217821295right well that's me sold then. open the borders! let them all in! free bennies for everyone, plenty to go around!
>>217821937only made it to plastik people once and i was too pissed to properly enjoy ityet another reason to hate my alchie self
>>217821820Was in a local club once and bumped into my mates alcoholic mum. I'm verging alcoholic but no way as bad as she is, I felt ashamed and like she was trying to hit on me when she came up to me, can't mind if she touched my arm etc as I was steaming but thankfully moved away as quick as I could after getting my drink from the bar
>>217821688penis https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Penis
>>217821852Whats the story here
>>217821915LOL I'm always on time for the quick taps xonly problem is when the tube is delayed
STRONG urge to get a motorbike
>>217821670My current routine is fucked, I'm tired all the time, but not sleeping. Only positive is I'm not drinking. Having my first drink, can of lager, since Thursday.>Wake up any time between 2pm and 4pm. >Potter about, have some dinner, watch telly. >Get into bed about 10pm, watch films and doze. >Get up about 7am have breakfast, go for a walk, do some housework. >Back in bed around half 9am and fall asleep to movies.
>>217821972https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
>>217821973failed wannabe sam hyde who spams the thread with cuck shit on his paedo botnet
/brit/ Christmas TV update: Fulham scored and Humphries vs. Lim is starting
>>217821901bizarre that you think I don't talk to the toilfu
>Several boys from Barry wished for penises three foot long and subsequently died of priapism
>>217821951don't think too much about it timmy
>>217822001so much effort to have such a terrible lifei dont understand it
got the TUNES on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zexqEPvCZk8
>>217821937For me it was Corp up in Sheffield. Downed many a quadvod back then...
>>217821688>>217821919A lot of these slop stories are also written by editors of the wiki https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Jenny_Says:_Drink_Gevity™!_(comic_story)https://tardis.wiki/wiki/I_Don't_Really_Have_a_Title_for_This_Please_Stop_Pressuring_Me_(short_story)
>A penis was a reproductive organ.[source needed]
>>217822055not mine!
tonite we yam
>>217822013not the weirdest thing to have happened in Torchwood
>>217821589Based>>217821630not really, it's embarrassing no matter how old you are
Fake mousey :/
listening to pass out by tinie tempah
>>217822070KAHTEEEM
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Hentai
LABRINTH COME IN
>>217821999lot of funused to ride around the countryside on my 125, loved it
>>217821670No and I mean no
>>217822114>Thus far, every story that mentions Hentai in the Doctor Who universe has been written by Dave Stone.SCREAM
>>217822009Reckon he thinks there is only one toilfu poster.I'm one too.
>>217821688>>217821919>>217821972>>217822049>>217822114https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Theory:Unusual_articles
>>217821670Had a wank and went on /brit/. Thanks for asking.
>>217822088got so many clothes i keep some at my aunts house
>>217821670What do you mean? I do things every day
remember when they showed a black woman Doctor from the future and in so doing completely threw away established fact from the past 60 years they knew the dimwit fans would accept it
>>217822146https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Peter_GriffinSCREAMING
interesting looking at the differences between the West German Bundeswehr and the East German NVAthe west Germans marched and looked like Americans while the east Germans basically looked like the Wehrmacht
>>217822129Yeah but I’d want to go straight to 1000cc
>>217822145you are my brother. I hope your toilfu is as lovely as mine
Gettem janny, fucker has killed brit
>>217822212dey yammin'katy in di gherkin gym
think i'm in love with a yankoid
>>217822206>from the futurefrom the past actually
>>217822229right i'm hard
mmmhmm bet dey mekkin' di fresh quorn in di neoliberal quorn factorybet dey mekkin' it real good x
>>217822229never had a cumshot go anywhere near my face. he's either really short or got mad pressure in his pipes
right well that's a bloke wanking his willy and shooting cum all over himself
>>217822229
wish they would do that all over my face instead
>>217822291I've had mine go over me head and on the wall behind me
>>217822228Cheers fren, I'll update the boys tomorrow after toil, hopefully with good news
neoliberal snack
>>217822270this was me for 30 yearsschools didn't even bother to correct me
>>217822229something rather sexual about this
saw a woman in a chastity cage use a vibrator on her caged penis until her caged penis spurted cum with enough force that it hit the ceiling
>>217822351must've been mistaken mate. women don't have nobs, you see
>>217822351search 'rose tranny'this lass has got a huge knob and does big cums out of it
Brits have a big problem with the subjunctive mood
>>217822371um
Wish I could trade citizen with a Brit
every time i yam, i eat 24 quorns
fuck itanother voddytoilberg can kiss my grits
>>217822368source?
Heatherpaedo has completely dropped the BE mask I see
>>217822409as if our police riding around in their rainbow cars is less cringe
>>217822392how the turn tables
>>217822416poo roaring
leto spamming the cp now is it?
right
usa and canada back in the filter since yall cant behave
>>217822416Wahey! Lovely bit of banter that was back in the day. Nowadays these fuckers just do shit like 67. No kind of life is it
>>217822420you yammin' tonite? x
Update: girlfriend vented to me for half an hour while I made her dinner and then we watched Taskmaster together. She has now gone to bed and we have not had sex.
c'mon bro I don't wanna see stuff like that
heathermongs been bouncing between all his obsessions tonight more schizophrenically than usual. new medication?
what the fucking hell is that shite
>>217822558get her dryhumped
>>217822558What did you make? Is Taskmaster good? I stopped watching years ago.
>>217822591>Is Taskmaster good? I stopped watching years ago.no
get the goth enbies posted
>>217822558Damn son, she could have at least vented while having angry sex with you. Maybe tomorrow
>>217822614who let rorke on the stage
>Shashank Kasturi, 22-year-old man has been charged over nine sexual assaults and a series of attacks on women across a single evening in Edinburgh.Was he speedrunning a deportation run?
>>217822558Quorn mini cocktail sausages?
get the one with the pumpkin postedyou know which one i mean
>>217822565i do :)
grangle grangle
>>217822591I made her a tomatoey pasta with sausage meat, garlic bread with a bit of cheese. We watched a few episodes from Season 7 because she liked Rhod Gilbert.
>>217822614Did they have the cerebral palsy woman on it yet?
>>217822614Is that the bird off dragons den and the radio presenter Sara Cox? And...WARWICK DAVIS?!Those aren't comedians, what is going on here?
rorkeypops!
Spending £500 to go see my girlfriend over Christmas and I know she will bitch and complain for the entire two weeks and we will have emotionless pity sex twice and no more
Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
little white knickers
>>217822640she is fit as fuck now, lost loads of weight>>217822651yep!
Taskmaster was good until they let Rosie Jones on it and now it's just perpetually stuck on the same episode as she's still trying to say her joke
>>217822640I got you
the raped
>>217822694haven't seen her in ages and I can't even post the webm because it's hashbanned and I cba
>>217822614top kek>>217822641why>>217822644>I made her a tomatoey pasta with sausage meat, garlic bread with a bit of cheesenice
>>217822682did you cum? when your stepbrother wanked you off i mean
>A down on their luck punk rock band find themselves targeted by a ruthless club owner and his associates leading to devastating consequences.should i give it a watch?
>>217822716got a 7 day ban last time i posted it oopsie xx
so why exactly is /brit/ where these paedo freaks congregate
>>217822738just delete it when the timer ends
spent £80 on a really good gift for my nephew instead of £40 on two shit ones because i had a psychotic break the other year that has me believing in karma
>>217821213stop posting this albanian animal
Sir Twink Nut
shag that
>>217822736green room? yeah good flick
>>217822736Green Room?
well?
>>217822700Her jokes are stupid regardless if she's retarded, also she ruins the flow of a show and you can't understand what she is saying.
They're making youtube videos about us nowhttps://youtube.com/shorts/n6PCkJjEbeY
>>217822776>>217822769yeah
>>217822694>she
>>217822779Something about this lad... Don't trust him one bit
doing a read.
>ROOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKEE DOOOOOIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG AAAAAAAAAA PPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOO>*quiet smattering of pity laughs*
>>217822793yeah it's good
>>217822778:)
>>217822788>same voice for both charactershe won't make it very far
>>217822766vile
Hyperborea beckons...
>>217822803heathernonce's biography is it
science has made philosophy redundant
this month's usage
in bed in the shed with the aphex twin on
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for Christmas just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28 It's almost 10pmWtf
>>217822840yh, luh section about bpd x
Sosijes in the oven now. Arseberg was on a mad one (still is) and I had a fag as all the boys were talking about smoking so put dinner off. Poured a 3rd pint too. Hope I'm hungry enough to eat dinner now fuck sake
>>217822803im in there
>>217822889tomorrow you can go outside and make your first ever friend you boring cunt
when brits and americans get together amazing things happen
>>217822863is he 25?
>>217822891same herewhat's your malfunction
>>217822806the idea that "anyone can be a comedian!" is a bit odd. nobody would say "anyone can be a coal miner!" because there are obvious physical abilities required. but if you're physically disabled from talking, how is it any different?
my thrussy stank
Leftypol doing a poo............... .. . ..........
>>217822872boypussy disorder :(
having a really messy poo right now
>>217822903bpd xx
not sure why unc is LARPing and spammingshalln't be giving him a (you)
>>217822911>>217822915
>>217822863Prefer the one where he has brainberg hotair balloon and is floating over all of the brainlets
can't stand that band aidsting and bono can fuck off
Right so we’re just gonna let these immigrants come here are we
might get started on my screenplay
>>217822938>band aidWe call them plasters here you JF
>>217822923cute x
>>217822945Go do something about it. Clearly not busy
>>217822896Tomorrow I'll be at toil, hopefully asking out the toilfu you mong. Eat shit pogue
>>217822751sometimes janny is too quick and deletes it before then
>>217822945yeah and we gonna give them taxpayer moneyand we gonna give them low jail time when they rape
>>217822947Go on son get that screenplay written
>>217822938I like The Police, U2 sucks though imo
>>217822945Don't be a bigot Rorke. Just because they're massive net drains on our finances, far more likely to engage in crime, and have shown nothing but disdain for our culture and way of life doesn't mean that we should exclude them from sharing a society with us.
>>21782285467 hours is what i do in a week sunshine
oh thank god he's gonethat was fucking vile
>>217822967if child porn can stay up for more than two minutes, a humble tranny cock can be stealthed in
>>217822957Don’t see you doing anything about it
>>217822945Give them all the jobs we have, the rich people love cheap workers
>>217822952ive ruined almost every friendship and relationship ive ever had its not very fun xx
>>217822956Wow they really done Galactus dirty didn't they
PETRI OUT TO NEW THREAD!!!!!!
>>217822998They work, so we don’t have to!
it's just a ride
*hands you a postcard that says "wish you were her" and has a picture of Marilyn Monroe on it*
:3
>>217822945That's correct rorke, won't catch me wiping any arses
>>217823026I sure hope so, butSuch a lonely ride
>>217823026SHE'S GOT A TICKET TO RIDE
yeah im thinking this poo is going to need a whole roll
>>217823061give it a nibble
A whole roll, Rorke?? You've gone mental!
>>217823061just get in the shower
>>217823043'ummy'
Rubbing my penis out of frustration over my pooey arsed self
been doing a lot of thinking
Where’s Umbunny
>>217822806I watched the episode of Would I Lie To You with her in it. The whole time she was trying to "banter" by making fun of the other contestants (while everyone was afraid to say anything in return). I'm all for equal opportunity shit talking, but that was so odd to watch.
>>217823078kek
>>217823132heya
>>217823061The poo barm then
>>217822905>>217823133The country is sick and she's the rash manifest
evens covfefe odds dr pepper
>>217823000lol unloveable friendless mental case gimp
News just not being made any more, are they?
>>217823192it's gone out of style
>>217823192Too early.
sir phil oakey
>>217823192not until page 10 as is tradition
>>217823153Um umm hiiii umbunny xx
sir chris rea
im gay
remember this
sir um bunny
>>217823192I've gone to make it twice now and been hit with 300s cool down and have given up halfway assuming someone else is making it.FFS janny, what are you playing at?
>>217823244would be hilarious if your face was melted off with sulphuric acid
>>217823174um haha x yh
Umbunny is cooked. Umbunny is DYING. The Umbunny situation is UNREAL. Umbunny has CRASHED. Umbunny is DEAD. Umbunny Retrospective Part 1 (2025-2025)
Sulphooric acid
WHERE IS IT
>>217823261Fucking bitch.
>>217823314below my post
I don't get nervous but I'm getting a bit shaky
>>217823314i have genuinely been filtered by the dice captcha
>>217823326New
>>217823364
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
