Hungry little fella edish
>>217823326my favourite animal is the gharial
>>217823326
>>217823326Lol imagine giving it your dick
>>217823359ktim
there are porn slags now born in 2007
>>217823345for me it's the AK-47 of the animal kingodom. The Shoebill >RATATATATATATATATAIt even bows after he shoots you
Me mum died in the holly
right well I'm not watching either of those
>>217823359Kek this is me at Christmas with the niece and nephews
>>217823359Il filino
>>217823384>Me mum died in the hollydid she make a last willoughby and testament haha
>>217823359Porke
>>217823326Took me 3 tries to make this, thinking someone else would, having to type it out each time, waiting half the 300s each time until the 3rd where it gave me a normal 30s timer Hope you're happy with yourselves, need to get sosijes now ffs
>>217823359whats he so happy aboutcunt
need a stevie nicks gf
still horny from that gay porn webm in the last thread
Had 5 beers completely wiping out everything I did in the gym this morning what a stupid cunt I am
>>217823412Thanks bro!
pov: rorke before he gets his lights knocked out
saw a girl in full street goth techwear at the asian grocery
>>217823359Me to the black bird at work I fancy
>>217823422Danny D started out in gay porn. Mad when you think about it.
Rorke's nickname should be '"Two news" Rorke'. Because he doesn't make any news and then suddenly there are two news
>>217823364i baked a new for when this one is done x
10:30 bedtime for me today I think
>>217823433nah i'd win
cupid stunt mentioned
>>217823459>nah i'd win
>>217823467
right well that's pornography isn't it
That's AI slop of poo coming out of a man's arse
>>217823480the missus
right that's a shitting arse
>ordered package online>for like 4 days it just had "payment done" status and didn't update>no tracking number or anything>today get a notif that I didn't get it from local postal locker so it's being taken back>ask seller wtf why didn't he register it, he sends me phone screenshot as a proof that he did send it and he will not refund it or send it again>ask allegro (polish e-bay) staff to intervine >they tell seller that he fucked up becasue he didn't register tracking number with the site and it's his faulthe can either give me full refund or send it back again but to be honest I'd rather want refund nowguy seems like that typical old guy that would spit in your food to spite you
redditflags down again
>>217823467>be french>be a mentally ill pervertI feel the bongs
>>217823467mmmm.... butterscotch...
Is the Umbunny here?
>>217823326the yorkshire pudding ain't right!
>>217823512what did you order x
good heavens this paprika packs rather a wallop
>watching the news>piece about the situation in Gaza >focuses on a family and their sick baby and how hard it is to get food for her>piece ends announcing the wife has just given birth to anotherWhat the fuck, In the middle of the war with one already starving child why are you getting pregnant?
>>217823562sexy negresses are peng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTiZpRAElQY
>driving home for christmas tomorrow>chris rea ded:(
>>217823568a bunch of camping food for future trips
Umbunny's real name is Paul and he's a middle-aged man who works as a job coach at Jobcentre Plus
>>217823562Bret is invited to the cookout for sure
>>217823525This thread is unironically full of 50-something year old lunatic paedophiles lmao
ban rorke from the internet
>>217823562I remember thatSalt n pepa performance at wrestlemania xi
>>217823576They are going to heaven and get 72 virgins anyway
>>217823575>t. Ann 'Josh' Widdecombe
going stuck in traffic on the motorway because there was an accident poor lads
>>217823627is that his mum
Zoomer nephew who's staying over for Christmas just said>"Yo unc you tryna go for a walk?"I'm 28That's not old?
what would chris rea think about this /brit/ thread. fuckin state of it
>>217823627Imagine the sex
>>217823655it'd be driving him mad for xmas!
>>217823576>why don't they roll over and die like we would
>>217823654Should have told the little skibidi wigger to shut the fuck up
>>217823382don't like them they look mean
>>217823655scoring an international hit with a song about a traffic jam is something of an achievement, come to think of it
>>217823576The more of you there are the more likely one of you gets through it all with all limbs in tact and can look after the rest
this should probably be the last /brit/
when rorke say some dumb ass shii
Chris Rea in tears asking "where's bloody Mousey" over and over again
>>217823627she's a big guy
nah… what the fuck bruv
Tommy James and the Shondells' beautiful 1968 work, 'Crimson and Clover' may well be the greatest song of all time. It's a real masterpiece.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGEeneO-t0
brutal fucking asda delivery toil27 deliveries and not a penny in tipsmiserable bastard customers
Jobs a good un boys
Just finished Spider Man 2, really fun game.
>>217823721rasheed and rorke after he transitions
>>217823753Who the fuck tips supermarket delivery drivers lmao
>>217823687They are very calm though. And they bow in respect.
>>217823765sweetcorn should NEVER be paired with mashed potato
>>217823753Blessed both my Waitrose and Uber man with £20 and a bar of chocolate x
Stinky butt gas from a pretty girl like Emma Watson.
you're not conscious, btw
How can our pathetic navy possibly compete with the new Trump Class battleships?
being scottish in 2025 britain is like being a jew in 1933 germany
>>217823765sausage looks good lad
Ngl yo unc poster is actually kinda based
>>217823721neoliberal teeth
>>217823825
toby just messaged me on discordhes ok hes just taking a break
>>217823811>>217823823spambots
>>217823842No you're not
>>217823791Need the fibre innit. This has been op, now checking out for a feed
>>217823856I'm 100% real and so is gingerpedo. No one that fucked in the head could be a spambot.
>>217823845kek
>>217823824
Got the new tv installed. So glad I returned the 1080p shite one and got a 4kMax comfy
Sometimes, I fantasise about Miss France 2015 licking my hairy English arsehole and then making a joke about our food being so bad it tastes better once it's come out the other end.
>>217823929she cute
>>217823845based knower
tried pic related for the first time todayit was in imported food section of my local shopit tastes like cake with carmel sauce
>>217823928doxxable information
>Putin praises child marriages, citing Kadyrov family and North Caucasus traditions wonder how the reform flag shaggers will take this one
>>217823928is that the empire state building
>>217823929Looks like Rachel Riley
>>217823976yeah, because it's a shitty microwave one and all of those things taste the same
aff tae bed ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEvx20-F4fg
>>217823987Chrysler Building
>>217824006any good brands that I could tryno way I'm going to bother with boiling a pudding
>>217823991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg5WKsVnEA4
>>217823824for the price of one of those you could build a 50 million drone swarm which would be more effective
im facking pissedmight puke up this shite fucking hell
>>217824047>boilingthey're steamed, not boiled
>>217824049never got the appeal. bug eyed number freak
Any lad here wish they were forgotten, a ghost that nobody knows, someone who never existed in the first place
good evening you vile evil incel monsters
>>217824049Her and Taylor Swift must be second cousins or something
>>217823869How'd you know it's me?
im not unc
christmas time is lush tbf
>>217824088I wish I had a time machine that allowed me to go back in time by 12 years or so
>>217823991
>>217823971were you the one posting this pasta over the years? "I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggisA tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
I used to want to go to the gym but nowadays I feel like I'm just "not that guy" anymore.Why bother with it all? I'm such a loser it's not like gaining a bit of mass will change what a fuck up I am.
1500 on a tree that's the reptilian in me
>>217824091Oh hi x
>>217824088question, how would one 'wish' theyd never existed if they have knowledge of the fact that they do. youre suggesting at point i didnt exist in some form which i simply cannot fathom.
>>217824125No, but I have seen it multiple times and always appreciated it.
>>217824128worthless freaks such as yourself should just stay indoors and out of sight your entire life 2bh
>>217824180Ktim
>>217824125keked and saved
>>217824083no nigga im steamed
>>217824128>I used to want to go to the gym but nowadays I feel like I'm just "not that guy" anymore.ktim>Why bother with it all? I'm such a loser it's not like gaining a bit of mass will change what a fuck up I am.ktinm
>>217824155Did you spaff when you were raped by your uncle?
leftypol's 50 million drone swarm descending on London
>>217824086She looks Jewish. Adds to the appeal. Like Rachel Stringer or Lara Lewington.
>>217823928
>>217824180reckon your parents use to scream this at you when you were a child, hence why you repeat it yourself. wont change the fact youre a brain dead loser, either.
on hunger strike until i get a cute gf
>>217824241the raped
>>217824128ktim I've given up taking care of myself. what's the point I had 2 social events this year the rest of the time I don't even leave the house. just going to get fat and booze myself to an early grave
>>217824210shall i stop posting art and watch you make a fool of yourself or can you get over your twisted pedophilic fantasies and me btfo (You) numerous times in the past? youre so simple and you still cant seem to take the hint
so this is rorke
>>217824241well that clearly touched a nerve you raped freak LOL
just found this bloke on tiktok that's married with 2 kids at 22meanwhile i'm 26 and I'm still bouncing between relationships with evil and unstable women
>>217824047I used to put those on the shelves when I worked at Tesco. Never tried one, always got the Tesco brand ones. These ones tend to be single serving smaller ones, which means they are fucked more by the microwave.Also, being brand name, they are probably made blander and sweeter, to appeal to the mass market, you see
>>217823928good lad. been meaning to watch both blade runners again. 2049 looks great in 4k
>>217824284glad youre at least being honest, la
>an herb
might as well not post here anymore
would very much like a home gym
>>217824282Kid needs to be smart and claim he was molested or something
>>217823928why are your curtains open?
>>217824297
well thats something
>>217824297what the fuck is that
so unplug the jukeboxand do us all a favour
>browse /tv/>at least 5 threads that are word-for-word copies of threads from yesterday with the same picturegrim
>>217824297Rorke gets a chastity cage
>>217824281You were raped.
>>217824311seems that way doesn't it
>>217824297tbf that has made his willy and bollocks massive
I don't usually like gimmicks but yo unc poster is based
>>21782429429 and never been in a relationship unless you count shagging the same girl more than a few times a relationship
>>217824311
>>217824307you're an unloveable raped freak who will die an incel
>>217824377el rapedo
>>217824376christ well I suppose there's always timei've just been lucky really they always sort of land in my lap
>married with kids at 22not a great financial decision there
Please stop posting nonce stuff
/brit/ is against racism, homophobia and Islamophobia and we urge anyone who witnesses a rule being broken to ring the emergency hotline post-haste
just ate some raw onion off the floor and it was peng
>>217824377
Wonder what a higher dimension being would think reading all these posts by these silly little apes
>>217824431grenggggggg
Need to sniff her bum.
mad how you lads are my only friendsand you barely meet the criteria for being a friendmad that
kek conspiratards BTFO
>>217824472>...with friends like these
>>217824472poo
>>217824472freak*ktims surreptitiously*
>>217824465only if she gains some weight >>217824477top kek, is this real, there's no way this guy is that stupid
>>217824422Why, is it turning you on?
something aggressively peng about air fried tofu
>>217824477wow, good thing the reliability of video evidence didn't change drastically in the six years it took to release any information at all
emmayank needs to be euthanised
>>217824505It's upsetting me actually. I have kids, I don't like thinking about children being abused
>>217824477>>217824512blew that freak right out of the water
>>217824456>haha guys look, Rorke is being ill-natured and foolish again
just seen a video on xigger of jeffrey epstein saying "hi my name is jeffrey epstein and this is my suicide, please don't investigate it", it's over for rorke now
Imagine trying to convince everyone a rich pervert with no morals and an island full of blackmail material would kill himself
>>217824516
>>217824565the raped
>>217824539someone at the DOJ doing a little trolling
cheese is nice if only it werent so cruel
>>217823780Anyone who wants good service throughout the year. >>217823799Wish I worked for Waitrose.
Got the episode of Star Trek on where data is taken by the Jew collector.Also I've gone for another smoke because I'm a degenerate
>>217824581youre not sentient, btw
well my arsehole is still sore from that poo earlier
>>217824604you're not unraped
Look to the sky and enjoy the life
>muh dick>da waped>duh raped>my dichmm, yes, ...quite. not the least bit hypocriticalmy diagnosis: youre a subhuman n*gger
watching a big joel kino
okay gio!
>>217824561Maybe he felt bad about what he had done xoxo
>>217824647the raped
quite keen on young fannoise i can't lie lads
>>217824583you know who wouldnt troll you? the lord our god
>>217824214>Rachel Stringerhow the fuck do yanks keep finding these obscure presentersi've never even heard of her, she doesn't even have a wikipedia page
>>217824649she's been overthrown as queen of /int/that brown pole that thinks she's a dog is in charge now
>>217824636only good post ever made
>>217824659>
>>217824687yhe rapedle
>>217824648He looks like he wouldn't be a good hang
The quintessential jewish woman is Rachel Stevens from s club 7
announcing the new Shart Class battleshit
>>217824699fat autist
literally wanking to the pumpkin one
>>217824687
>>217824651just like how that lad who downloaded a shitload of data from the MIT media lab servers (who defended donations they had received from epstein) ended up hanging him self in his cell before his trial too, because he was so scared of a conviction that he hadn't received yet
my automobile is a piece of whack
>>217824739a millions gallons of water died for this
>>217824699
genuinely hate having kids and wish they'd all never been born
even retard goycattle boomers don't think epstein killed himself
>>217824772oh stop it
>>217824472I went through a personal crisis during the 4chan downtime earlier this year because /brit/ and the rest of 4chan has been my main port of socialisation for the better part of a decade. Tried posting on Reddit and a few other imageboards but it just wasn’t the same.
>>217824772are you the third one on the way lad?
>>217824772No you don't you silly hebrew
Screaming out me arse for the third or fourth time today. Coffeeberg has done a number on meCurse you beanjew
>>217824772Hi, mom
>>217824772abandon them to the wolves. kids are better off with no dad than a shit dad.
>>217824812Coffee is bad for you
>>217824804im cumming
sjove that up you gucking dojo you cunt
>>217824729Link?
>>217824812>I've soiled me britches
>>217824794Not being able to post on /pw/ for a week broke me of my watching pro wrestling habit which has been good for meI was watching ten hours of that crap a week just so I could socialize with other people in the game threads
>>217824827The angle of this image implies she just has big boobs, but the sweat on her brow from just lying down reveals that she is in fact a fat slag
just found out my crush slept with three different men over the last week
cruising for a pooing
>>217824859Kek that's what you get for being a normie stacey pilled proto-gf having soycuck loser
>>217824859goodhaving a crush is such a bore i hate having onenow you're free
>>217824778no seriously i regularly imagine myself killing them
>>217824840It's not even Friday deegz, you off toil for the holidays and steaming everyday/night now are you?
>>217824861Now we're talking. Sit on my face, piss on my balls ect...
>>217824889lol
>>217824859I think the toilfu is fairly pure but I'm worried that if I go on a date with her I will find that she has actually slutted it up in her past. Sending prayers.
>>217824881just wanted to shag her but 3 other man did it in 7 days lol>>217824888i'll still want to shag her but bit gross to think how many cocks have been in thereshe's well fit as well
>>217824859She sounds easy so make it four
>>217824889right well that's not on is it
>>217824477nick's sortor retarded
>>217824889not impressed
I'm scum and I've always been scumAnd that's just the way it's goneI've failed and failed, jumped up again and failed againYet I still look for love through blue dreamers eyes... blueAnd I wanna go somewhere where nobody knows meIn a space under stoneWhere do we go? Nobody knowsBut when you stand on my grave with your hands on your bellyRemember me and see I'm only just starting to liveI've only just started to live
I remember posting about my proto on BritBefore she had a melty
>>217824961yeah exactlything is with girls like her is you know instantly the day after shagging her she's moving onto the next cock unless you have an absolute monster cockmine is only 7 inches
>>217824915>whys everything gotta be haram with you guys?ktimming
>>217824915Thought it was gonna end with a mass shooting
>>217824993she could get it was Jay bent?
the apple music automix is so good
>>217824993Absolute peng ting
Done three poos in the last 24 hoursDon't ever mix apricots and alcohol
>>217825049i want a dildo up my arse
>>217824993Webm need a wide load warning lmaofat slag
>>217825083ummy
>>217825056mad how she was meant to be the uggo when that moonfaced bitch playing charlotte heathcliff looked like a sentient omelette on legs
>>217825083give it a rest
from saving the white race to wanting to kill itthe duality of man
leftypol and his 'galedem' haha
>>217824915get them all out of this fucking country now
>>217825108ok sorry
>>217825115kek cope
>>217825049What's that? They mix the songs? How does it work, it mixes any song in the order you put em or it finds the best song for mixing with the onee playing?
>>217825115wait I thought diego was pro-islam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8SbkOcpWhM
>>217823721Is that a heckin' brown person? I better post an angry post on my favourite heckin' online imageboard about this
We're in here>>>/gif/29994727>>>/gif/29994727>>>/gif/29994727
>>217825166first the romans and now this
>>217825181Richard is the man
>>217824993shagged a brazilian girl with this exact body it was madddd
finished wanking to the pumpkin one and the michelle one
so who was crazy frog running from?we know they have access to technology like homing missiles (their downfall) but they let him get away with all sorts of shit for almost 3 minutes
>>217824993>this was considered comically obese in 2008
Imma filter a yank tonight
>>217825098Roaring She isn't even fat, there isn't a belly on her, she is just THICK
my thrussy wet
>>217825227
>>217825227*gives the signal to MI5*
>>217825184Nothing to do with him being brown. Your racism is showing (ick!)He’s ugly that’s why
Night lads, need to sleep for toil tomorrow.Chat after toil again xx
>>217825226
>>217825227>he furiously pecks onto his keyboard. youll do nowt tough guy
>>217825234he didn't want toad in his hole
>>217825313K.T.I.M.
>>217825313*tucks you in*
>>217825241don't know how any of you still haven't
>>217825360>don't know hownot surprised. simple things seem to baffle you
bought some bananas then me mum bought some now there are loads of bananas and i have to each them all before they off
There's been a rape up there (in my room)
mental how gingerpaedo's entire gimmick is being a raped paedophile and being randomly aggressive towards everyone yet complaining that everybody hates him
Have a merry Christmas
>>217825403
>>217825403are scallops expensive in uk?
new >>217823364
>>217825329Haha what a legendSonya dying was sad ;(
>>217825299t. Rorke when trying to come up with any excuse for why he's obsessed with brown people
>>217825441>The Guardianits probably cultural appropriation or something
>>217825435i wish you a merry shitmas and a crappy poo year
spread my arse in two cheekiesthis is my first gay pornbite the pillowno cryingdont give a fuck as longas i can pay my rent
