british names
scrimbibling
>>217829202.
I hope I dont have to see one second of that retarded woman comedian this Christmas.
>>217829202there's way more muslims here than indians so thats nonsense
>>217829237why are you still watching television retard
>>217829202>AbdulNot a name.
Rudolph the red nose twink anthro deer twerks on your cock, what do??
>>217829271FOJF
Mohammed is such an ugly name. A tiktoker went around asking girls what the ugliest boy names are and they said mohammed and abdul
>>217829302>and abdul>>217829271
>>217829310No it was achmed. sorry, i forget about these subhuman names like i don’t want to occupy my mind with islam filth.
>>217829232When are you going back to Mexico?
>>217829341Good post
>>217829330>achmedAhmad*"ch" is the Jew spelling.
>>217829344Why would I go back to a place that I'm not from my Dalit street shitting friend?
>>217829202in the UK, you can be a PM evendoe you aint white. in yuroopoop, you cant be a PM or president, they aint even recognize you.rule britannia
>>217829341Would have been better if they weren't cut
>>217829271>>217829310https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul#Given_nameSeems like plenty of Jeets and Malays do use that name unironically. And more importantly, it's also a common shortened version of Abdullah (at least in the French-speaking world, and presumably elsewhere).
>>217829379One on the left isn’t can’t really tell about the right one
>>217829372The average UK citizen working at Greggs makes more than most of the leaders of your parliament and probably more than your president.
>>217829387Regardless of what they do, it's not their language."Abdul" means "worshipper of the". That's an incomplete sentence.It's like calling Trump "president of the". Of the what?
>>217829400i will go to britain and fuck british roses
>>217829419>Of the what?The United States, ya fuckin tard
right thats all the tools cleaned and oiled
>>217829432Exactly.So saying "Abdul is a name" makes you a tard in the same way.
What if you gave Tarzan fap material of Purple Aki dressed as a woman?
>>217829202Thoughts on the new /brit/s /brit/?
>>217829451*whacks out my cock*you forgot this one
>my name means "worshipper of the"kek what a cuck religion, "hi I'm abdul BBC from saudi arabia" hahaha couldn't be me
>>217829362Just joking lol.
Muslims be like>Of course I would suck Mohammed's throbbing cock! It is Halal!
>>217829472*blows you out of a cannon*
>>217829419>Regardless of what they do, it's not their language.>"Abdul" means "worshipper of the". That's an incomplete sentence.>It's like calling Trump "president of the". Of the what?Denounce Muhammad, Allah, and the Quran.
>>217829492Muhammad (pbuhpbuhpbuh) commanded us to do that bigot.
my wife's boyfriend just beat me up
>>217829341mental that this is still up after 17 minutesthe janitor is dead.
>>217829510This has happened to many
I don't get why cuckoldry is so looked down upon. We live in a society of outsourcing.>Oh I'm not good at stitching, I'll buy clothes from H&M*crickets*>Oh I'm not good at programming, I'll hire a company to make an app for me*no reaction*>Oh I'm not good at pleasuring my wife, I'll hire somebody to make sure she's happyWTF YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!
>>217829542>>217829520>>217829474VPN off, Spainnonce.
>>217829507Mohammed said in the surrahs>إن قضيب الرجل الذي لم يقذف سائله المنوي في فم رجل آخر هو قضيب قذر!
youre still brown if you aint smarter than a fifth grader and cant solve basic math tests evendoe your skin is pale, your hair is blond, your eyes are a10 and your nipples are pink
my erection (natural) wont go down
might go to sweden for some sun
Why aren't you all (you)ing every one of my posts
>>217829585how is it possible that one area in the north of England specifically has less sunlight hours than areas surrounding it?
>Thatcher (girly PM #1) burst into tears during her resignation speech>May (girly PM #2) burst into tears during her resignation speech>Reeves (girly chancellor #1) burst into tears IN PARLIAMENT women are too SOFT for politics lads bet Truss was balling her eyes out too but was wise enough not to do it in front of a camera her pathetic little youtube channel is a different type of cope mind you
Jason Reza Jorjani is having a meltdown on X.
>>217829612are truss would never
>>217829612It's mad boomers fell for gender equality shite
anyone try viagra? whats it like? how long does the stiffy last?woz thinking of trying it even tho im young and dont have ED but just to give my girl a long fuck sesh but what turns me off from doing it is hearing how your stiffy lasts for hours or some shit even after youve cum, is that true? like wouldnt it be weird as to lay there post nut with a stiffy still?
>>217829652>anyone try viagra? no>whats it like?dont know>how long does the stiffy last?not sure
That Gary's economics fella has been fairly exposed as of late
>>217829671/brit/ needs more informative posts like this
>>217829652why bother, no one wants hours of nonstop penetration
>>217829652Never tried it.
>>217829271What's little Abdullah gonna do
>>217829678Just waiting for the day he inevitably gets outed as a giga-nonce.
>>217829341Janny needs his pay docked.
>>217829750That is a man.
Australians have red tips on their bananas
>>217829786what the hell
Need to smell her. Need to stick my tongue in her ass.
>>217829202>batman bin suparman posting this shilmfaoyou're a brown and stupid muzzie too dude
looks like something that belongs on a bestiality forum
aff tae the shop for some beeries
>>217829850>this shiWhy are you pretending to be black?
>>217829858I grow my own berries.
>>217829862because he too, is brown
batman mentioned
>>217829750sexy lad
Is there anyone in this thread besides me that isn't brown?
Elon musk says ai will make universal high income in the next few years Hope he's correct
white people are just brown with pale skin
POST MEN THAT LOOK LIKE WOMEN
>>217830009think hes lying mate
elon high on his own farts
Touch all nightOut of this worldEverlastingFlowers bloomNever endingStory of my lifeBallad for the sins
>>217830066Me high on Emma Watson's farts.
>Elon musk says...
can't bring myself to watch s2 of fallout because i watched s1 with the gf before she dumped me and it's painful
>>217830036You don't think he can be right
>>217830100did she do smelly poos?
>>217830115imagine the smell
mom laughed at the tv today when she heard ‘albanese’ for the first time
>>217830022Pretty sad how desperate you are to be White. Is that why you hang around here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYOHzAAwaW4are you a pedophobe, /brit/?
>>217830143Did the youtuber release a meta video about being a youtuber? Did he really yeah?
You know the UK is fucked when even Google consider your censoring actions too much.Anglos, time is running out, do something or become a legit slave.
>>217830126don't know but i certainly do x
>>217830238>Britain is a dystopian shitholeOld news pal.
>>217830238Google are quite literally one of the top 3 most evil corporations in this world.The fact that even THEY are condeming Sir Queer Sharter's government really fucking says something.It's like Satan emerging from hell to condemn the reign of Mega-Ultra-Giga-Satan.That's how bad this shit is.
How much does a can of cola cost in the UK, realistically?
big thick solid chunk of mucus finally worked its way out of my sinus and i spit it out
>>217830259>ching chong chang, bing bong bang bung ming mong ping bo kuSorry mate, didn't hear that, could you speak up?
>>217830259Kimchi for here and a bowl of udon to go please mate
>>217830270mate, hope you have a lovely day
>>217830238this is fake btw
>>217830326alri sir queer farter
>>217830256google is basically the yank govt bruv this isn't that complicated
i'm a total piece of shit
>>217830428Nobody's as bad as me. I sexually assaulted multiple women during university. I did it when I was blind drunk and I don't even remember it. But I was informed of it afterwards by people who threatened to destroy my life over it. I've never recovered from that. I have the lowest possible opinion of myself ever since that happened, nearly 6 years ago.
any unskilled man in
santa's elves at toil
>>217830449dunno. I'm unemployed, lied to multiple women about my entire life to make them like me, last gf was 17 when we first got together
>>217830428>>217830452ktim
>>217830506That is a man.
>>217830326and queer sharter can still fuck offgenuinely hes worst of recent pms
>>217830561festively peng
>>217830542Reminder that back in 2022 and 2023, /brit/ was full of staunch Labour defenders who would screech "B-B-BUT DA TOREES!!!!" if you ever said a bad word about Labour or ever implied Starmer would be a bad PM.I will never forget or forgive that.
>Russia has 2x more tanks than Americamad thatbear in mind this data is from 2018 way before the Ukraine war (but after the invasion of Crimea tbf)Guess it makes sense actuallyignore me haha xx
>>217830256when's Super-Mega-Ultra-Giga-Evil-Putin-Hitler-Satan going to outdo them both?
>>217830606what would america need tanks for? are they invading canada?
>>217830565idgi, does she look like a giant bird o algo?
Might go see Panchiko
>>217830624>o algoYou have to go back.
>>217829341bro
wtf is this shite man
>>217829652>anyone try viagra?yeah>whats it like? it’s nice, gets the willy very hard >how long does the stiffy last?every time it’s been when i spaffed
>>217830638qa won thoughverybeit
>>217830646umm you gotta remember to click nextits so fuggin easy. just odd one out innit
should i take the gf to see panchiko
>>217830670corr would de-tonsilize wiv me old willard
Actually mad how it's Christmas again
test to see if i got it right this time
captcha is unironically faster and better now dont have to squint to see the dumb letters or be forced to wait after a typo anymore
mother bloody fuck bitch
lmao i’m so fucking retarded i wasn’t reading the bit that said find the empty boxes and was just jumping head in trying to figure out some kind of sequence from no context
might fucking kill myself
>>217830838why's that then
what you lads watching with your family on xmas day?
>>217830838not very bloody festive
hey brit hows it going in here
>>217830851love actually
>>217830862Here she is, the bird escortmong paid 300 quid for
>>217830742why are you doing this? i’m just back from a months ban and you’re still at it. it’s 6 in the morning you sad cuntWhy do you post the most manly trannies ever? This is not passable to any one. You’re just a hobo.
i feel literally nothing
>>217830877howling imagine losing your v card at like 27 with this munter for 200 quid or whatever
>>217830890shes not even trans you weirdo
check out /pol/ every so often and i’m flummoxed by how the traffic stays the same since the new captcha
sucking a VB
>>217830904you’re a a faggot mate love how it started with you posting cute passable trannies and just ended up with gangly men wearing wigs. just post shirtless male models and be done with it
>>217829341This is your reminder to drink a lot of water and take zinc.
finally actually fell asleep at night and woke up early in the morningthis is a huge win for me
>>217830959mad how good that feels after awhile
toilfu can't even find Manchester on a map of england, why are zoomers so retarded when they have access to all the worlds collective knowledge in their pocket
>>217830923again shes not trans "mate"
>>217830981manchester is a an irrelevant backwater tbf
>some faggots let off fireworks nearby the other day>parents get scared its anudda bondi>fuck off to south east asia and wont be back til after new year>leave my two older sisters in charge of xmas>they cant cook for shitis it time to assert my position as man of the house? alls we need for chrissy are lamb chops and big ass prawns not whatever shite they plan on cooking up
>>217830981thick people are thick out of apathy not lack of resources before phones we had mapsthe smart could look at a map and memorise most of it or get a rough idea the thick would only use it when they absolutely needed it and even then strugglednothing has changed except the map is now on a glowing rectangle
>>217830998Sounds like it yeah. How close do you even live to Bondi?
love a good map tbqh
>>217830986again you’re not funny “mate”
>>217830998boomers are so silly, unless you're a kike there's nowt to worry about
>>217831017which post do you think i've tried being funny?
genuinely wonder what it’s like to be walking around with like 85 IQ. Say if you grew up with supporting parents and friends and such. Wonder if they are happier because they have a child’s level of intelligence and are easily satisfied, and don’t trouble themselves with anything not related to daily experience or immediate payoff. No existential anxiety or ruminating on some abstract future. Then again they also get filtered and stumped by problems others can easily do and there’s an undercurrent to life that most people are smarter than them.
>>217830742Just checked. This is indeed a born woman with natural boobs and fanny.
>Two years ago, just 69pc of Generation Z said they had drunk any alcohol in the previous six months. That was far below the average of 83pc for all adults. Now that has risen to 79pc, indicating the younger generation is catching up."the zoomies are becoming normiesus millenials are going to stand out like a sore thumb in being anti-social autistscursed. CURSED.
>>217831035Wish I had downs because they're dumb but happy
>>217831032>haha she’s not a tranny! aren’t I so cool and smart on 4chan at half 6 in the morning.not in the mood for this shite today pal
Why were older millenials obsessed with Chuck Norris? He's not cool or funny or in any good films or even memeable ones
IT'S NOT A BIRDIT'S NOT A PLANEIT MUST BE DAVEWHO'S ON THE TRAIN
>>217831054you don’t want down syndromeyou’d also be happy if you were serious about it
>>217831052think that might be because now a higher proportion of them are adults who are able to buy alcohol?
>>217831065why were they so obsessed with bacon and planking too and the yank officeand pronouns and septum piercings and cynicismtruly a ghastly species
>>217831065it was a meme about him being a badass and doing badass stuff
>>217831060Feel free to log off thenI don't post for your pleasure
might eat nothing but oranges
>>217831077The data is only for those above drinking ageOtherwise would be worthlessI think it's covid FREAKS ingratiating themselves into the normal world
>>217831090You won't
>>217831090why not things that are orangethat way you can eat beans tooyou can have beans à l'orange
>>217831088>you don’t like my objectively shite, gay, annoying and repeated posts therefore YOU have to log off great stuff mate
>beans à l'orange
>>217831097he might do
mad how I started limpwristposting and now I've been limpwristposted myself
>>217831110literally your language so you’re calling yourself a gay brown retard epic fail
>>217831122You won't
I got new rocks stomp ur damn brain (◣_◢)
scottish girls are pale and cute
RaperWe are looking for a raper to compete in our high paced and dynamic environment. Experience Rape (2 years)
>>217831005dont live in bondi but its like a ten minute drive away>>217831022true, but that shit was close by and people are still shook ig
Woken up with a coughNot good
>>217831131he might do
>>217831134distinctly proddy face
>>217831142be fine thenwomen are mental so expect that for a while
BMAF we get Lewis Hamilton WMAF we get Elliott Rodgers
>>217831141imagine a pokemon after dark game where peeperchu evolves into rapechuhe starts off watching through the window, but then he invites himself inside...would be awful btw
>>217831141they are legit people with the surname "raper" i wonder if it meant the same thing even way back then
>>217831151Thanks for that, Caoimhe Ní Flabherdhaedhaid
>>217831129damn, almost like that's the point!
>>217831174i'm not him but can we have sex
she's so qt
>>217831176are you a buxom woman?
>>217831169called me a fenian but didn’t prove me wrong that gormless droopy eyed horse faced look is a hun thing
>I literally, LITERALLY studied gender dysphoria and queer stereotypes at Mansfield Polytechnic so how can they be 'fake and gay'?
pooing niggardly
laughing at when I referred to emily atack as a sentient omelette last night haha
Socialism emerged as a healthy, European, racialist and antisemitic response to the merciless exploitation of European workers by capitalists in the 19th century. The likes of Bakunin, Proudhon, Fourier and so on.Marxism was invented by jewry to turn European workers into international ethnic mush and human material for capitalism, by poisoning socialism into bolshevism.
rorke larping as orthodox but stopping when he realises that means he’d need to do christmas in january
>>217831231not true
£40.87 spent in Asda
>>217831195no but i've got a big cock?
doing a scran of some goyslop
>>217831244On what
>>217831134Chris spargo in a wig
>bought fc 26 on black friday for £35 only for it to be £29 before christmas>haven't played it in the time being
>>217831253I just googled him and you're wrong, they're nothing alikeI would say that Mr Spargo looks more like an aborted Peter Serafinowicz foetus
starting to believe that everything will be alright after all, lads
>>217831266that's what fifas are going for these days?back in my day (fifa 14 and such) I remember it costing £50-60it costs half that POST inflation?shite must have nosedived
>>217831246yea but the breasts?
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
nihao
gf woke up and sleepily said "happy christmas eve eve" so I punched her and now she's unconscious again
>>217831289it's like £80 or something daft RRP but these last few years at least they halve it by black fridaytook about 12 years too long but finally the retarded userbase cottoned on to fifa being shit the other year and ea have lost a lot of revenuethink it was putting women into ultimate team on the same pitch that done it although at the time of course the forums and subreddits were all like "this is great" "why shouldn't they be in, it's not like the game is realistic anyway xDDDD". that's when i knew it was overthey marketed the game this year as "we listened to you" because last year there was such a backlash to the shit game and then they released the exact same game again
Get the entire economy nationalised
>>217831319so why'd you buy it then?
>5 minute wait to make a thread
nationalise jihadnationalise the burka
>>217831332because i didn't buy one since fifa 23 (and before that fifa 18) and was waiting until black friday for the discount and because like always they released it with bugs in career mode for 3 months first so that people were forced onto ultimate teami still love me footie games and ideally would be buying a new actually good one every year. but it's not worth it so i give them 30odd every few years once there's been enough tiny changes
>>217829243शुभ प्रभात सअर
jimi hendrix is godozzy osbourne is jesuswe are the rock n roll generationbury me to zeppelin
havent played fifa since it got woke and added female players to ultimate team, shit game anyway
>>217831351buy PES
>>217831371but it's just More Great Players™ to use you sexist pig. quite frankly if people like you are removed from the community because of your own misogyny, then fifa will be a better place for it xD
>>217831381ahaha great stuff
>>217831375they somehow managed to fuck it even harder than fifa
BURY ME AT WOODSTOCK
GLASTONBURY GANG 2019 WE RISE UPWE LOVE YOU PORTIA
Need a sexy milf gf with big tits
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1766474598570299.mp4
morning! :D i have done a poo already xD what r u lads up 2? :P
>>217831419mary steenburgen
>>217831390lmaoseems like all them vidya games nosedived as soon as I stopped playing themTodd Howard's lil Starfield thing was a disasterRockstar are milking GTA 5 dry even a whole decade afer it came out Originality is out the window
sex with Emma Watson once or nuke Moscow?
I regret having been alive, it would have been better if I had never been born tbqh
>>217831447it's woke shite entering into the human flowchart at a very early stage causing everyone in any creative industry to take a really boring and cautious mental path from the onset of any idea"could this offend someone"? inevitably yes, and until very recently that was enough to mean it's not going to be made so go down the "modofy idea" route and end up with slop
>>217831461yeah probably
or maybe not idk aha x
wanking to the cute girl from Stellar Blade
>>217831505fuck up
dabudabudumdum dabudabudum, babadumdum babadum, dabadubadum,dabudabudumdum dabudabudum, babadumdum babadum, dabadubadum,wish i was on ket,for christmas
>>217831461opposite me thankful to God for the gift of life and want to create new life
stealing a bus and driving it to the Netherlands
>>217831476the emperors new clothes innitall of them were on the same script deathly afraid to offend someone or be seen as an “ist” or an “ism”then they started realising that most people who complain are online neeks and millions will buy your game anyway, and that most people will actually respect you more when you’re not pussyfooting around listening to the demands of social marxists. so they all began to drop it and the sky is still above us.
>>217831550yep. extremely depressing decade knowing that and watching them all do it anyway
madein is rapein
Morning lads
Got a KFC gift card at work Colonel for dinner today
>>217831581more like yawning ! *uuueueeergh* i need to go back to bed !
>competitive salary (25k, hasn’t risen since 2008)>28 days paid holiday (legal requirement)>pension plan (also a legal requirement)>company parking>bike to work schemeWOWZERS!
sir cee pee
>>217831591"competitive salary" means your wages will be competing with the poverty line
>>217831550>so they all began to drop it and the sky is still above us.well yeah the left are basically womenthey talk a big game about 'killing fascists' and whatever, but if a real fascist / NS government was in power, you'd bet they'd all fold like wet tissues lol
>>217831592why are you posting decontextualised bradley’s
>>217831615
nearly Christmas...
I, for one, support the government's endeavours to:>remove the right to trial by jury>impose porn-scanning technology on manufacturers that 'blacks out' illicit material>control social media in order to stop unapproved material going viral>limit protests and the right to freedom of associationRussians have taken advantage of our naivety for too long, and if they overrun us we'll be under the fascists' bootheel before we know it!
>Vince Zampella deadGamers, a moment of silence.
>>217831621Dump, floater and wipe are terms used in which team sport?
Hello~、Britain kun~<3
looking to the sky and enjoy the christmas
what are YOU doing to free palestine?
If anyone remembers me talking about how I've fallen in love with the goth girl from Greggs. Well this morning she gave me the most subtle smile she good give. As in her usual uninterested blank expression softened ever so slightly to me this morning .I think I have a chance.
>>217831631Oh, and of course to:>bring in a one-religion blasphemy law to protect our Muslim community>educate young boys on why they're misogynists
Maccies run as ive been so cruelly awoken at this hour?
>>217831647red pilling the family on the jews at christmas dinner
Putin's speech on 30th September 2022 when Russia annexed the Ukrainian regions is the best political speech of the 21st century so far.>I want the Kiev regime and their real masters in the West to hear me, so that they remember this. People living in Lugansk and Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia are becoming our citizens. Forever.Aura.
>>217831664i'd usually say yes but i don't know how uch further this mcflation can go and i'd urge you to keep your money in your wallet to dissuade it
>>217831658you’ll never ask her out though and will continue to post gay wee fanfics like this based on small facial expressions on 4chan and wank to her then you’ll come on here months later going on about how lonely you are and how grim your incel toad life is
I wish to see yungelderberry's bare buttocks
>>217831696are you 13? posting cringe shit like this? i find jews and trannies as repulsive as the next bloke but cmon
>>217831729
these days, you get arrested if you say you're palestine
>>217831750
>>217831746CHICKEN,CHICKEN,CHICKEN FUCKING KIEV,CHICKEN,CHICKEN,CHICKEN FUCKING KIEV
you're palestine
>>217831746it’s chicken kyivs now mate
>>217831763*arrests you*
who up pallying they stine rn
>>217831758
Is the Umbunny here?
>>217831789
A double bind torments a person.
>>217831789>woman
>>217831803mudslime tranny melty activated
>>217831804A double bind does not torments a person
so this is christmas,and what have you done?,you've done a big poo poo,done it out your bum
morning lads
your poo has to go into the loo though pratesh
>>217831829erm
OH MERRY, MERRY SHITMAS,AND A HAPPY POO YEAR,LET'S HOPE IT'S GOOD ONE,WITHOUT ANY LIQUID
>>217831876fucked it
>>217831880simply, having, a wonderful shit this time
if you are worried about your christmas this year, i suppose you can take solace in the fact that ziedy will be here all day posting his schizo-paedo-babble, so can't be any worse than his day
>>217831893I'll be posting here tbf after lunch Christmas gets tedious
merry christmas,merry christmas,but i think i'll shit my bum this year
>>217831903
Gotta prep the cod and halibut for 'morrow family scram
>>217831831Yes it does. I'm being tormented by a double bind.
