The Right Honourable, James Harold Wilson, Baron Wilson of Rievaulx, PM edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpAcE4wolXg
pooing home for christmas
WE WISH YOU A MERRY SCIENCEMASWE WISH YOU A MERRY SCIENCEMASWE WISH YOU A MERRY SCIENCEMASAND A FAUCI NEW YEAR
>>217831920nonce
going to pick up my "wasted the day again" award lads
David Gest performs a mock Baptism on Kerry Katona during a performance of 'David Gest - My Life' at the O2 Arena (2009
>>217831924leftypols lunch
once shitten, and twice shite,i keep my distance, but you still catch my eye,tell me, baby, do you reckon i've wee'd?,well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me,(happy shitmas) i wrapped it up and sent shit,with a note saying, "i done a poo", i meant it,now i know what a fool i've been,but if you kissed me arse, i know you'd taste lots of shit
>Trump-class battleships with nuclear weaponsThe age of kino is upon us
me reading the thread
rorke showing his granddad that above-posted pic at the christmas dinner table
>>217831967me entering brit
>>217831973kys
looking like another day of sitting indoors doing nothing, toilberg on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muK0GqbUZdYThen hey! for Christmas once a year!,We’ll have cakes and ale and beer!;Into the int brit thread they comes!,Young men and maids to shake their bums!.
catberge
>>217831973Leftypol loves this
Tonight is the night I met up with my school mates every yearWho's gonna fight who? Who's going to get the most drunk? Who's going to be sick in the taxi home?Let's find out!
I'm eating
>>217832003nobody wants to see your tranny fannies at breakfast time you freak
>>217831973>euphoria has dissipatedsuddenly realises that he WAS a man after all, it only took an infected taint wound, jesus christ
>>217832017maybe it'll end in an orgy
>>217832006he lounging
POST SOME AI KINO PLEASE
my work coach is an african bloke that can hardly speak english beyond grim
>dial8ionporn on a blue boardErm, that's going to be a big YIKES from me, laddie.
>>217832036epic troll :D
>>217832041we need more people like him, millions more
>>217832041>yuu git da job, anon?
tbf i've never seen a convincing tranner, the ones everyone posts of here eventually get outed when someone posts a side profile or a non-filtered picCrazy
Can you pack it in with the images?Its 8am ffs
>>217832042can’t put two and two together that it’s getting removed because he’s showing butchered mutilation of genitals and not because there’s a cabal of tranny jannies that are removing them because it hurts their feelings
>>217832041majority of government employees are this now
>>217832006which is your favourite 'berg that you posess
>>217832048fuming troon
very sad that subnautica 2 is destined to be dogshit
>>217831973based
>>217832073hard to say, love them all for different reasons
>>217832092cute berge
>>217832092tuxberg
completely repulsed by trannies but i have never felt the slightest urge to collect a folder of their mutilated rotting pseudo-genitals. just seems a grim thing to keep on your computer
>>217832132ah but you see, he is fighting an epic crusade against tranny mods
>>217832081fucking hell
would be shagging birds 24/7 if i had a rolex lads
finally getting weeds from my dealer after a months break
It's heathermong btw. You can tell by the screenshot quality
i get called a tranny all the time on /v/ but I'm not one
>It's heathermong btw. You can tell by the screenshot quality
>>217832063>implying>>217832144you're in japon mateonly grand seiko wearers get action there
>>217832144too much champs don't know where my phone is
>>217832166touched a nerve did it, heatherpaedo?
>>217832162stop playing tranny games
>>217832186the pot calling the kettle black
>>217832201how so
>>217832208use your brain, love
>>217832208he’s saying you’re a tranny and a pedo
>>217832220you seem upset
why on a tuesday morning
>>217832227just brit posting lad
>>217832236because it just started snowing in GTA:Online, that's whyGTA is a british game btw, so this is not an irrelevant non-coincidence
>>217832251FONT
>>217832257Fuck off n t?
>Boaters stranded for Christmas after canal collapseLOL
What the FUCK is going on in this thread?
Why does Spain get such a peng royal family? We're stuck with bald inbred munters
>>217832282normie twat
>>217832317business as usual
watching big mommas house 2
>>217832345sc
Right lads, going to do the unthinkableTWO weeks with no cansWhich is a complete fucking lie So what video game is on your agenda for the next two weeks?You are going to be acting like a man child during xmas?
me? I'm an alpha male.
>>217832251There is nothing wrong with itComfy 9-5 and then chilling at home after is peak living especially these days
>>217832220moooods
Ok the christmas playlist is taking shape lads:>Wrong Trousers>A close shave>vengeance most fowl>jingle all the way>home alone 2>peep show christmas episodewhat am i missing lads
Yeah I'm trans Male to Alpha male (MtAM)
>>217832440there's some decent animated films on the BBC on christmas dayspecifically: Puss In Boots (The Last Wish) and Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse
>>217831973ffs
>>217832467don't recall asking for your opinion mate
>>217832440The fucking snowman you inbred, incestous idiot
>>217832490you literally did ask though
We're walking in the aaaaiiirrrrrrr
>>217832507never been a fan, the song is good though>>217832509haha i was just joking mate *gets you in a headlock and nuggies you to assert dominance despite you clearly not liking it*
Got the Christmas songs on ladsOnly one more toil
>>217832429I wanted to be rich though.
going to go the supermarket later even though I don't need anything, just to get in people's way and perhaps cause a scene with the wagiesof course I will walk there so I don't have to wait 45 mins to get out the car park either
Um, jannois? Too many snowballs last night was it?
the toilet at work is too small and i have to tuck my willy in to not piss on the seat
>>217832251I don't mind grinding as long as I can have a family and eventually a nice house
I think trannies are weird but I also think people who obsess over them are just as weird
Just stepped into Christmas
Came on here to take my mind off work and now I get an eyeful of tranny cock?Amazing
>>217832612classic
>A road rage driver who was filmed screaming abuse at a female motorist has been jailed after launching another, separate, foul-mouthed tirade at a different woman.>Peter Abbott, 62, went viral last year when he was caught on camera shrieking at a woman in a Tesco's car park for beeping at him after he pulled out in front of her.>He received a suspended prison sentence for the shocking outburst, which took place in August 2023. >Now, Abbott has been jailed after he got into another angry confrontation with a woman, who was walking with her newborn baby and her dog on a beach promenade.>On this occasion, he was clad in lycra and riding a bicycle - having been banned from driving for his previous road rage incident. >The ugly row first erupted when Abbott cycled straight into the woman's dog, which was off its lead, prompting her to shout out at him.
>>217832576Alri Rasheed
>>217832641they are kinda right, even though every country and institution says they support trannies, the average person is disgusted by them
Crazy to think trannies did not exist in any meaningful way until about 10 years ago. 1 in 100,000 people maybe.
a melty? before 9am?
and the latest from sacked tranny?
very classic
>>217832643screaming
woah Tesco have AI cameras at self checkout so you don’t have to show ID for alcohol anymore
grow up
if you werent able to make it to this years resurrection fest and missed out on seeing slipknots performance your in luck because they just uploaded the entire full set https://youtu.be/g5tXsoj-lx8
>>217832784Mate I'm eating
>>217832645speaking of, I was in tesco last night and it was of course completely heaving and I had to laugh when I saw a family of 3 somalis stood crowded in the already mobbed self-service till area with a wagie lass ringing up a full trolley's worth of shopping for them. They had evidently accumulated it going round the shop with one of those pay-as-you-scan thingies, seemingly with no idea how to use it or having scanned any of their items correctly. the tesco lass looked tired. You could see the you-know-what fatigue taking its toll. Behind her the father was loudly shouting "I can bag deece? I can bag deece?" when each new item was scanned while the mother and daughter stood looking on with vacant expressions, rather than vacating the area
>>217832769what if I'm a 36 year old who looks 17
Got an 11% ale in the fridge and some 3.5% lagers. Really debating whether I got in slow with the big ale of quickdraw some lagers.
JIBUN WO
>>217832829womenbros?
>>217832829
trannies should all be killed
White Man Goes on EPIC Rant Against Hotel Protestors
>>217832866do you mind if I save this brad?
Eating ice cream for brekfast
did the mentally ill silly retard in his early twenties do something stupid did he? Did his silliness get documented by equally lonely shut-in freaks in to a lolcow documentary? Did the inevitable discord leaks get leaked and paedo accusations get made about his 17 year old discord kitten? woahhhhh ive never seen this before
>>217832769Wow that sounds awful
>>217832867transphobe
my last teabag of the year is in the mug.
What a dogshit thread.
Ffs whys he spammy tranny neovagines again
Magnetic hijabs could be rolled out across police forces in an effort to attract more female Muslim recruits. The new garments are designed to prevent strangulation and to protect the modesty of the women wearing them. The 'Blue Light Hijabs' are made up of two pieces of fabric attached by a magnetised quick-release clasp. The system is designed to allow the lower section to detach without exposing the officer's hair if pulled during a confrontation with a suspect. The hijabs have already been given to every eligible officer in Leicestershire Police - with other forces now placing orders. They are also expected to be rolled out to other emergency service workers including paramedics and hospital staff.
>>217832884based
>>217832912Probably just found out his favourite carer won't be with him for the Christmas shift
>>217832850SEKAI SAE MO
>>217832829so this is where poley went...
>>217832912he seeks out and saves thousands of theses images and posts them in a place where nobody cares to own the left
>>217832915there have been real advancements in the field of anti-strangulation magnetic hijabs in the last few years
>>217832934based da
>where nobody cares to own the left
>>217832889How? You don’t have to stand around waiting for some gimp to come check your id anymore
Can't stop farting
Today's menu
not a very christmassy thread heathermong
>>217833004Cor, all those bbcs lush x
hello my name is Dr Congo. I understand you've been having some trouble with your Benis
Feeling Frasierish
Honestly Australia lad it's rude that you haven't invited us lads over for a beach Christmas
haven't been ID checked in 12 years
today's actual menu
>>217832769>so you don’t have to show ID for alcohol anymoreYou don't have to do that anyway if you look over 25, and if you don't look over 25 you'll still be picked up by the AI.
just sneezed
>>217833035scrambled eggs that you don't know what to do with calling status: again
>>217833053I’m literally 20 and the ai camera does it for me so that’s bullshit
>>217831942Is this cornwall
um lads I'm not sure about all the horrible and violently transphobic posts I'm seeingI don't want to see this sort of thing on my comfy morning /brit/
rorkebug
The 50 year old Chinese toilfu is still toiling in the office today I thinkMight pop in
youre a creeper dude you like to grab your own wanger
>>217833058>i haven't finished school either darling
*places a mistletoe between us*
>I’m literally 20
>>217833088You're 20IQ if you couldn't understand my postRead it again
>>217833042I can invite you for a river Christmas but too far from the beach.
>>217833110screaaaamin
>>217833154nah it's alright mate. maybe next year :/
>>217833130> if you don't look over 25 you'll still be picked up by the AI.
>>217833177Yeah
>>217833058
>>217833138reminder these are the people that hate ai
>>217833052Based
post his more innocent interests to calm him down
>>217833199yes, let's try and calm him down
>>217833174
>>217833187I’m 20…
mental the only time free of the cunts various spammings is 7 in the morning
can we all get along for one day?
so heathermong... you been obeying your parents recently?
me asking if they have any birdseye chicken dippers lefthttps://i.4cdn.org/tv/1766472211250617.webm
>>217833199yeah okahemoh my god if only there WAS some americans here to teach us grammar
>>217833226..IQ
there there heatherlad, we love you when you post your lovely and innocent gimmickswere you on shift at the gherkin last night?
>>217833229Arse looks femaleGiga virgin outfit looks trannard
>>217833272Quite the conundrum
>>217833226So?
>>217833253yep I wish there WAS a good lad here who could fix our ways
i dont care about seeing neovaginas its the spam that bothers me. 1 post every half hour hm how about that
>>217833217showed this to my baby and it made him laugh
>>217833248Outsourcing script writing to indians
>>217833210very good, I hope he TRY'S AND corrects us
>>217833278So you’re wrong in what you said
Thinking about how much better off we'd all be if the Greeks or Romans did something with their steam power or battery inventions
dogberg chilling out
lads he's stopped spamming transphobic shiteour plan worked!
>>217833226bro was born in 2005
>>217833336ugly mutt
>>217833272ive checked for you mate its a womanmanaged to identify a womans arse but not 100% sure if its attached to a woman in 2025 award
>>217833328midwit understanding of history award
>>217833297lmao
>>217831903Was he a good prime minister /brit/
>>217833350Rude and uncalled for
>>217833364I dunno im not 80 years old am i
>>217833272we don't sign our posts here
>>217833350rasheed
>>217833328>Thinking about how much better off we'd all be if Imperial Federation happened
What was it like to be on a wooden sailing ship voyage /brit/?
>>217833320Not at all actually
>>217833350she is a mutt but she is not ugly
>>217833364>98% tax rate for the highest earners>couldny control the unionsNot really
the giggle then ended leftypol's entire career
>>217833328Why do you think we'd be better off?Cos the Romans and the Greeks were well cool and that?
posted a list of helplines award
>>217833428Blimey.
>>217833350>>217833336>>217833405Agreed, poodle crosses should be executed, awful dogs
>>217833364He gave the Soviets jet engine technology.
>>217833436Giggled about what
>>217833437If they'd done things 2000 years earlier we could be 2000 years more advanced
there should be no taxes in your 20s I think
>>217833451rang the samaritans while drunk on a bender once
>>217833451what kind of feel good bullshit is that?they think someone struggling with any addiction doesnt know how to get a hotline for them?
>>217833356not very baby Jesus birthday of him
hi lads
>>217833437he’s a retard. the greeks and romans would never have adopted “steam engines” and started an industrial revolution because they were a mile off. they had no use for them beyond novelty steam powered toys. industrialisation requires several economic and cultural prerequisites they didn’t have. and their science was ages behind englands in the 17th century.
Me bum shat in the holly
>>217833484worked since you're still alive
>>217833455The subjunctive is dead, let it go grandad
>>217833499um sorry sweaty we don't need any of that negativity here people are struggling already please consult the hotlines x
ancient greeks were too busy oiling up their towel boys and shagging them
>>217833405kill eatfood dog
>>217833507But what if you hadn't had breakfast?
grandad told me how he quit smoking when he started having grandchildren cause he wanted to stick around. said it was unbearable he sweated and was angry and couldnt sleep and felt like utter shit for the first weekis that even possible? like its not heroin or alcohol it doesnt even give you a proper high. even if so there must have been a better way. surely he could have taken a patch or snuff if they didnt exist to wean himself off it?
>>217833505*sticks my finger in your blow hole *
>>217833523*The subjunctive is dead. Let it go, grandad.
>>217833551how original. comedian over here
>>217833473>do you know jk rowling using money to harm trans people>*giggle* oh really?
What's it like having brothers growing up?Only had a sister myself.
>>217833570Um based?
>>217833552Both my grans quit smoking after ~50 odd years of it. One quit for the same reason as your grandad, and the other quit because she was told she had to for health reasons.Privately they both confided to me that they missed smoking.
>>217833571don't know
>>217833552That is realistict. have quit smokingThe ‘high’ isn’t very interesting from nicotine, but it’s a particularly hard habit to shake. You can’t die from it or anything, but you’ll be miserable for a while.
>>217833571ever shag her
>>217833471Why on earth did he do that
>>217833593ever shag them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuMzUXPEPRM
>>217833571mines was a gimp that was never into football or anything boyish and never taught me anything then became an actual bender in his early 20sstill talk to him but i didn’t get the usual older brother that actually looks out for you and you can look up to
Normies be obsessed with getting all their Christmas shopping done in September
>>217833596>You can’t die from it or anything, but you’ll be miserable for a whileHow i feel when i read your posts
>>217833552Nicotine is more addictive than cocaine or heroin, just less bad withdrawal symptoms
>>217833610screamingwhy is there a pot of honey on the floor?
>>217833571he was very mean and would try his hardest to either not let me play with him unless forced to or just make me do all the stuff nobody else wants to do (like always being in goal at football or be the kid getting beaten up in Red Letter)Then he got older and memory holed that whole thing and just acts like he's some friend who i also look up to. Rude but im over it. he's alright now
>>217833596could you not have taken patches or something and gradually reduced the dose to make the withdrawals more manageable?
>>217833622Sorry if you’re getting withdrawals. I’ll try to blogpost to /brit/ more often
>>217833603Leftypol innit
>>217833617Lol I might be your brother
might go and do my christmas shopping tomorrow ladsaha what am I like x
>>217833652nah he lives in aus atm
i love ai slop and im not going to pretend it is bad because a load of pencil slop runts are going to get put out of work
>>217833619meanwhile incels like you in their 30s wrapping up a bottle of Aldi-brand shampoo for their fat single mother
>>217833655bit early
>>217833648Oh my daayyys
>>217833657ktim
>>217833672Ktim
>>217833670you have fallen in love with ai because its the only thing in the world which is nice to you
>>217833672I'm literally the 'buying one present for your family is peak runt behaviour' poster
>>217833619and if you think that's bad, that's for christmas the year after mmmmm WAHEYYYY
>>217833640I don’t think those products are a good recipe for actually quitting. It’s very easy to just pick up a new addiction to vapes or nicotine gum in place of smokes. To top it off, these things usually have much lower barriers to entry for use, like not having to go outside to do it, which makes them harder to quit. Better to just be miserable for a few days (or max weeks) and then be done with it forever IMO
ktim
I like Christmas :)
>>217833569Concession accepted
>>217833701i dont talk to i like using it a as a replacement for good and creating art. i hope eventually all art created with ai.
Sir Chris Mass
>>217833733Leftypol takes the stage!
>>217833733based
>>217833617>>217833631I always felt growing up you couldn't fuck with the lads who had brothers as they'd fuck you up
Sir Bio Mass
>>217833733Need to see his date
>>217833762my brother would have joined in
might have to start posting in french so we can get rid of any uneducated yobs
trying to find this thing where the ussr and usa collaborated during the cold war to detonate nukes in orbit in an attempt to make ufos crash but its been scrubbed from the records
>>217832915Regardless of religion the last thing we need to be doing is encouraging more women into the police force
>>217833792>>>/x/
Angsty thread today, too much Christmas giddiness I reckon
>>217833792I've read before they could use radar to crash them when it was invented
>>217833789Tabarnak
>>217833733>le spicy keychain humourgrow up millennials!
GET IT FUCKING MADE
>>217833839not that kind of french quorke omds
>>217833874
