Cans?
>>217846120for you
>>217846120Merry Christmas Canslad, have a good one. Remember to enjoy cans in moderation. Too many cans won't be very healthy.
women are gonna get themselves annihilated
might get steaming tonight and wank also then have a light one on christmas eve so i'm nice and fresh for christmas
>>217846158looks like that music video by that estonian rapper produced by danny l harle and featuring a cameo by a. g. cook
>>217846206by my #COCK
>>217846120It's the fooking smile, ladsYou just know she's thinking about necking that can
might have an omelette
Merry xmas
reckon there's a case to be madea clue to be gained
you'll never guess the skin color
>>217846253thought that was a psp in the thumbnail
>>217846256pretty based tbf
>>217846256At this point if it's a child and American, it's not white
the smell of windex
Feeling blackpilled & furious
milk and cookies
>>217846339name NOW
australians are seething at this
>>217846220you're gonna feel like shit on Christmas if you drink today
>>217846364corrr imagine nuking these
toil tomorrow, no boozing for me
>>217846359Use the built in reverse image search function to immediately find her name faster than waiting for a reply
>toiling on Xmas eveholy grimoly
>>217846396toiling from home and bossberg is off so i SHALL be boozing
The cans? On a Tuesday? At 7pm? Why that's just bokkle talk!
dirty fat smelly niggers as far as the eye can see
>>217846359just search bustanutters
>>217846301Ah yes, West Virginia, the state which can be proud of having the 3rd lowest GDP per capita in the US (Mississippi is the lowest, then Arkansas is 2nd lowest)
most places stay open during the holidays
mumberg feeding the dog everything she has againLemon chickenMince piesAlmond biscuitsDog will get some directly from her hand
>>217846420>toilfu realising she'll never see anon again.mp4
>>217846479can hear your nasally autism accent through the screen
>>217846500fucking white people
>>217846253How much cock do you think she’s had
You know its bad when they rebrand as a Christian wonder what skeletons r diego has in his closet
Me mum died in the holly
fucking hogwarts game is quite hard good thoughdisgustingly woke though, truly a product of the early 2020s
>>217846481what will you feed the horses on christmas?
got headache
>>217846392kek there was some kid in our school who had a weird head and we called him zika
Right well then, nobody put a link to the new in the old thread then did they?
>>217846541could have waited until the new year. his christmas is ruined now.
>>217846158lulling women into a false sense of security with feigned insecurity then grinding down their self esteem over years with subtle emotional abuse
>>217846253She’d make a great cuckoldress
>>217846444You didn't link the new in the old, you drunk bastard
>>217846561Right here you utter slut>>217846127
vantablack rubber lipped vine swinging spear chuckers deserve the same respect as you or i
sir violence against the state
If the US's most relevant (foreign) language is Spanish, what's the UK's?Context:>Converting my English from Global/US-oriented to full British.>Learning two languages that are common in the UK (alongside English).
>>217846552:(
>>217846541Cachella? Who comes up with these meme names?
>>217846613Spanish unironically
>>217846603In the eyes of the Irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato.
on the wine with mumberg
>>217846613honestly don't think we have anything similar to that
>>217846601Are you fucking horny and raping a donkey?it's right here you blind ccunt>>217846127
>>217846543>middle aged white and indian lesbian marriage in 1890never clear if they want da yoof to believe in infinite progress or the eternal unchanging forms of woke>>217846553he probably had something sadlywhen was this that zika was in the public consciousness btw
>>217846613dunno some paki language
>>217846613plate of mansaf and a knafeh for dessert please mate
>>217846630really? what about Urdu/Hindi or Polish?
>>217846543any sex mods for it?
Labour backtracked on making farmers pay taxesAbsolutely sick, why should wealthy landowners and animal killers get away without contributing?
>>217846613French, we have a lot of French loan words and phrases and we were invaded by France, a lot of the upper class have Norman connections.
>>217846633in reality, the principal support of civilisation is the Irishman
>>217846511All she has to do is message saying hello and I will arrange a cafe date to get to know eachother. This is actually more like me realising that I will never see her again.Ah I see what you did there
finally doing it/^Ireland$/;boards:int;op:no
Soon the whole world will speak HINDI
>>217846613frenchclassical latin and attic greek if you're reading/writing
you will (not) be missed
2 more sleeps until trifle
>>217846705good decision
hi im sick
>>217846519It's just a bit ironic when Rorke likes to insist that white people are the best
>>217846705Good, fuck off and go drink some some fucking bokkles>>217846753Cans?
>>217846753same. sick of seeing you post this ghoul
in the eyes of the fat bastard, the principle support of trifle is the ladyfingers
literally haven't wrapped any presents yet
cutting it right the fuck down after christmas me
In the eyes of Canslad, the principle support of the cans are the lads
Nobody will remember labubus in 2026
>>217846779? first time i've posted her and also she's not a ghoul
>>217846641I'm sorry lad I didn't mean that, it wasn't flagged by the traditional "new" or triple identical number.I'm on edge right now waiting for a text you see. You're a good lad, canslad
steam store advertising games to me that i already own. is it retarded?
>>217846746zuppa inglese
>>217846479It's relatively safe compared to poor black or Latino states. Most of the crime there is due to pharmaceutical companies and Mexican cartels selling drugs.
>>217846830toilfulad?IT'll be after Christmas most likely I reckon
Cheese has fallen to its lowest prices in 5.5 years
Just seen a TV advert for Shen Yun (Falun Gong cult's propaganda outreach program)Absolutely mental that dangerous cults that kill and beat people, promise immortality, spread neo-fascist and anti-vax bs can appear on TV
trans ex-toilfu wished me a merry christmas on discord
>>217846710Why aren't these bhenchods on the frontline fighting the Ukraine menace? KGB boys slacking
>>217846885>trans ex-toilfuermI feel like actually killing myself on your behalf
umbunny irl x
sir christopher edward nolan
>>217846862I dont care about the price of cheese
>>217846862wallace and gromiting
Scranning the fuck out of these honey roasted cashewsBANGING
>>217846710slave class for the techno feudalists award
>>217846532Get out
>>217846897do it you wontno balls
might join shen yun
cleaning the toilet knowing you've massive one of many sputtery poos brewing feels sisyphean
>>217846835just double dip gaben needs a new fleet of yachts
>>217846882>Absolutely mental that dangerous cults that kill and beat people, promise immortality, spread neo-fascist and anti-vax bs can appear on TVbut enough about reform
>Am a descendant of the original inhabitant of the British IslesSo when are you leaving my island?
>>217846931SOVL
>>217846952whenever you leave ours
fucking hate the sn cansfag personality >haha im 47, no 55, actually 62. im really drunk btw lol!!
>>217846952what site is this
>>217846781Same, might do it later on tonight as I'll have to deliver them tomorrow
USA lost to Vietnam, lost to Afghanistan, and now they think they can take on Venezuela?
>>217846973They're both my islands though
Probably gonna go knock out a wank in a minute
>giving your DNA to jews so you can identify where you come fromtop goy
in the eyes of the loverboy, the principal support of the new romance is working for the weekend
>>217846951Haha ZING!
>>217847005and they're both mine
>>217846613Jord-anon from /lang/?
did a wank to princess arabella earlier
oh no the jews know that im 58% irish and 42% mcdonalds grease what ever will i do
>>217846991I'm soberAnd in my defense, lad, spaino started the age thing. I just adopted it.
>>2178469964chan.org
Why is it so easy to invade the UK it never used to be Hitler couldn't do it
>>217846847Yeah it's me. I know everyone is busy this time of year with the family festivities but a hello and agree to meet after Christmas would be nice at least. I'll keep my head up lad, only 2 bokkles in the house rn and I've already drank one thougheverbeit. I'll have to resolve this tomorrow
>>217846710mad how they're the exact same everywhere you go. could be in New York, London, Prague, Beijing. Doesn't matter. Poos will still act like poos.
>>217846996mytrueancestry it compares your results from dna testing companies like ancestry with real life archaeogenetic samples collected it uses autosomal dna not haplgroups
>>217847065Hitler used planes not small boats
>>217847035but but but theyll know you have alleles that erm... every white person has.. uh..
>>217847050What's the best city in Ireland to shag barely legal ginger snizz?
Right my post got no (you)s here so I'll try it in the other threads
snizz on the reg
>>217847099alri
>>217847073Can testify, I lived in Beijing for a year and the poos and pakis had a terrible reputation for harassing women and borrowing money from people but never giving it back
>>217847068>I'll keep my head up lad, only 2 bokkles in the house rn and I've already drank one thougheverbeit.Erm, get moreAnd it probably won't even be after Christmas or unitil you're back in the toil after NY>>217847096A vagina, or vaginas collectivelyI suggest a barely legal snizz convention or 'orgy', you see
Lied to toilberg about going to Europe over Christmas and now he's messaging me about it asking for pictures, so now I actually do have to book a trip to Europe so that I don't have to lie to him.
>avg home in my area is $5lakhs
>>217847127
>>217847019No they're not they're mine and yes the site knows "Celts" aren't a group of people but numerous groups of people from Continental Europe it matches the DNA from those various skeletal finds that are considered part of the Celtic culture
if you ain't getting the (you)s you gotta lock in debrief reevaluate critique look inward ask yourself the serious questions really step your game up and go again if you've made 5 posts and got 0 (you)s then it's crisis evaluation time
sn is actually in his 40s though
he was an avatar of vishnu[insert pic of livia soprano/julius caesar as appropriate]
>>217847162Sora
it's not about the (you)snever let yourself think like this
>>217847177why is winnie the pooh retracted
>>217847162Bizarre
>>217847200kek
>>217847174>The ancient Celts were various population groups and tribes living in mainland Europe from the Late Bronze Age onwards. Tribes included the Gauls, Helvetii, Scordisci, Serdi, Boli and Iceni among others. Wherever Celts settled, they spoke related languages and maintained the same artistic traditions.Forgot pic
retracted my winnie the pooh to give it a clean
>>217847137I'd rather be Irish than British. More down to earth you see.
>>217847180I just make rorke and poo jokes they never get any (you)s but they make me happy
ANY GOOD GAMES I SHOULD BUY ON STEAM
>>217847245poo
>>217847245the satisfied man
>>217847137That's a job for tomorrow unfortunately as I'm already undressed.Yeah I had this feeling too but she will be in her new job after the break so I may only see her tomorrow for the final time. It's going to be a long couple of weeks, best stock up heavy on the booze tomorrow
rebuilding the collection
sucking earl greyx
DEAR FUCKING CHINAMOOT FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHITE AND SAYING THERE IS NO CPATCHA THEN FUCKING TELLING ME I FAILED YOU UTTER CHICKEN BUGGERER>>217847287Hold on now, ladSo toilfu is leaving tomorrow and you'll be there too?IIf so just be direct and ask if she's interested or not and if not, that it's fine
>>217847245THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
Should I order Sichuan style chinese or udon for Christmas lunch?Maybe one of each for lunch and dinner
>>217847334Leftypol using this to wank
thoughts on greater /int/?
>>217847245ktim
tiredcould fall asleep but its not even 8:30pm
>>217847212They thought it was trump cos he's orange too
decided to use the oven to reheat the pizzawas doing to be the airfryer but it looks like i've been cooking poo in it as i've been using it when steaming cooking
>>217847084got my results loaded inshould be fairly similar to yours when its done
>>217847382That's a communist sex hump bed, not a capitalist one rorke.
>>217847340shut up wesley
>not even 7:30pmdo I even want the cans
The modern population I am most related to is people from the Orkneys can someone tell me what it's like there?
>>217847388Not enough WMAF threads
>>217847341Captchas is fucking me around too tonight, telling me I misspelled it but making my post anyway multiple times. Yeah we're only in for a couple of hours though so today was the last day really. I'll be lucky if I see her at all for more and don't want to harass her so she decides not to message.
>>217847388Not enough AMIF threads
JAMES BROWN IS DEADDO DO DO DO DO
gfs mum wants it so bad lol
>>217847445Send the cans to me lad I'll happily take them
I deserve a hapa gf
danny d has such an impressive walt
drinking water x
mumberg just fired on home alone, lads. Ask me if I wanted to join her, said no and now she's gone all quiet lol
>>217847464Just fucking ask her and tell her if she's not interested that's fine but you just want clarityAnd do it with her closer to the exit so you're not blocking it if you're in a room with her>>217847524ErmI haven't gotten them yet, you see
>>217847439ROARING
>>217847539Love how really tall characters in Japanese media are just average height for Europeans
>>217847545get hydratedget healthyget pissing
>>217847560Living with you must feel like being Home Alone
>>217847237the 'sults
>>217847560out of order mate
The gfsteinThe gfblattThe gfbergThe gfwitz
>>217847604Wow!Turned off by the dumb Slavic cunt face though
>>217847560you've done her
>>217847560Fired home from where?Why didn't you join her, at the pub or summit where you have a chance of meeting birds or with friends or summit?
2, 1
the clown gf
>>217847560odious little worm
>the banana republic of the united stateskek
Remember french femcel?
>>217847587>Western ScythiansLook at this Iranian
Just back from Asda there and it's incredible all the lassies who wear tight leggings with the peng arses. It's not fair they dress like that and we're expected to not look
>>217847560about to watch celebrity mastermind with mumberg while we're getting steaming
>>217847699Her name was Candice
lot of tension between gary eats and danny in that last videoreckon they only have a few months before they abandon the channel
*To the tune of the first line of the first verse of John Lennon's 'Happy Xmas (War Is Over)'*So this is Rorke
got the tranquillity base hotel and casino on
sir black hoodie
>>217847699did a few wankeroos to that photo of her with her legs apart showing off her growler
her name was hairy fanny
>'The Invisible Man' discussed 'girls' on Peru trip in emails with Ghislaine Maxwell>>217847717>>217847747Tuppence
>>217847747MAAAAAATE
>>217847679CWLTSHC
>>217847563That was the case when I asked today, she was nearer the exit, asked her out she said yeah, I said seriously? And she said yeah. Was just the 2 of us as well. I might ask her tomorrow if I see her but I don't like the idea of chasing her aggressively you see.
>>217847699i remember how utterly boring she was
Reckon it would upset my family to kms on Xmas/ New year's? Feeling really low but might be able to push it back to January for their sakes
>>217847754that was awfulenough to put you off them for life
>>217847710play your cards right lad and you might get your hole tonight corr
>>217847787I love bush though
Canslad stop encouraging the toilfu/escortmong
could watch a filum on the BIG tv, probably just gonna sit here on my laptop
What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
>>217847788shut up i only leave mumberg's fanny I dont go back in
>>217847587What about your ancient sample matches and deep dive(ancient relatives)? The latter showed me my relation to Cheddar Man and the former shows my closest relation is from Lower Saxony in 750AD
>>217847796there's bush and then there's disgusting overgrown hairs on the actual foldsno thank you!
>>217847819nada, nothing, nowt
>>217847704not sure why the scythians popped up, havent shown up anywhere elseguess its just the difference in samples
>>217847772Could just do the smart thing and look up a place for coffee nearby>>217847804Lad, what can I say? I like the idea of young love.Young love is anyone below my age of 78
>>217847821arse lad night
>>217847819Parents let slip that they bought me a new north face jacket
>>217847787>>217847754>>217847747Can someone repost the image?
cauliflower mac and cheese with truffle mustard for din dins
could watch a blacked RAW on the BIG tv, probably just gonna sit here goooning on my laptop
>>217847819don't know yet do istupid mong
>>217847162That bug looks womfy
>>217847847poof
>>217847843my top sample matches are >99%germanic lombardviking age skara varnhem sweden>98%pict graveyard early medieval scotland balintoreceltic-saxon hinxton iron age>97%celtic briton oxfordshire yarnton england
>>217847804I'm not escortmong lad, although he is suspiciously quiet. Perhaps by some miracle he has managed to gain a clue. He seems to be fucking escorts with no hassle now even if he is licking their minges and kissing them like a mong.
>>217847747so did i, nice muff on her
>>217847883I always sneak into my parents room and have a look lol
>>217847334They’re a queer sort of folk, the japs
>>217847850Germanic tribes mixed with the Scythians as they moved eastward and then brought the genes with them back westward when the Huns invaded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fax_fC3BuY
daily reminder that I have zero celtic/viking/norman blood in meI'm 100% pureblood
Having a pic with epstein means nothing.
>>217847929it's clearly chinese mate
>>217847911
>>217847560This makes me sad
Why you not invested? Seems like a no brainer..
Could get the cans now, lads.the BIG cans. But by the time I'll be back someone else will have made a /new/ and I doubt it'll be about cans
>>217847852I need to check where is open in town and when over the holidays. Also I appreciate your input, don't listen to the haters I'm not that fucker escortmong, I've actually had bareback, unpaid for sex before you see
>>217847957Potayto Potahto
got /brit/ up on the big tv with mumberg
>>217847969*Why are you not invested
got the Neon Genesis Evangelion on
>>217847868533.png in the archive you'll get it on the second page
>>217847861bad luckl
>>217847906My top two ancient sample matches are Carolingian Drantum Lower Saxony Germany and then Carolingian Era Groningen Netherlands with my top three deep dive being Neolithic Sweden Albacksbacken Maglarp 1780 BC, Cheddar Man and Celtic Briton Pocklington Yorkshire England 525 BCVery cool isn't it
>>217848025Get her growler posted for the lads
>>217847948100% pure inbred paki as the real British left for their colonies as is evidenced by my dna
>>217847987What do you even drink? How much of it do you drink?
>>217847948fuck off jf this is celtic land
>>217848049Good lord that's hairyIt's like it has a little toupee
>>217848110Stella8 to 12 cans at 500ml each
very sneezy this evening
got the ijenz asmr on. she's looking plump and juicy these days
>>217848110he drinks 4x440ml cans of cider once a week it's bizarre to have a gimmick about it
>>217847587Based CELT BVLL
>>217846776How are you spending Christmas Day, Canslad?
>>217848150>440ml cans>IrelandHOLY SHIT SPAINO THAT IS THE LEVEL OF RETARDATION I EXPECTED FROM YOUThank you for the early Christmas gift x
>>217848130Good post x
mental how badly I mindbroke canmong
>>217848167zesty ahh berg
cocks and sneezes spread diseases
thoughts on me adding pigs in blankets to my dr oetker pizza?
>>217848140>>217848173Ireland has 500ml cans instead of 440ml cans? I guess the stereotype of the Irish liking a drink is true after all
>>217848164Snowman movie, visiting a local restaurant who does free meals for the homeless/poor on Christmas, not sure if I'll do the IT stuff for the kids centre before or after that so they have the video gamesand cans later on that evening
bring back local pubs
It's more or less the same as the things that you saidAnyway for all the things you know tell me why does the river not flowAnyway for all the things you said tell me why does the river run redAnyway for all the things you've seen tell me when will the river run greenAnd anyway for all the things you know tell me why does the river not flowIt's more or less the things you fail to say in your way that's your troubleLike a King who stalks the wings and shoots the moon and the starsAnd his double
Mad how I’m actually taking spaino’s side over cansmong. Ponder being THAT unlikeable.
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im a gaylord
>>217848223we have all types330ml for cheapo/strong small batch440ml for wannabe fancy500ml for slop568ml for wannabe pints
>>217848273
Which branch of the armed forces has the best uniform?RAF for me
>>217848305CWLTSHC
>>217846310lovley
irish pronounce lidl leedul rather than liddulper sky sports on my iptv
>>217848305would love her to kick me in the balls with those boots until i was pissing blood
>>217848341>>217848341>>217848341
mad how nothing ever happens
VERY warm for it being 2 days before Christmas Troubling
>>217848246this + smoking in pubs
>>217848305heckin goth baddie!!!
>>217848232>visiting a local restaurant who does free meals for the homeless/poor on ChristmasYou giving out meals? I assume you're not eating there, unless buying that expensive Mac made you poor
>>217848340before they advertised you'd hear all sortsif the ads in bongland say "liddah" that's on you, not them
>>217848408irish gibberish
>>217848502>>217848502>>217848502
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid