>>217848502>>217848341>>217848341
scierf
so how about that prince andrew then
>Russell Brand charged with new offences of rape and sexual assaultholy based
>>217848571er, no, lad
>>217850583hi umbunny x
>posting about black penises on the 25th
let's get it team. This is the big one x
Never seen my backMight be hairy, might be smooth, couldn't tell youHave a very hairy belly though
>>217848590is this bloke dead yet
she's got a cock... need to get a cock of my own!
just found out I'll be here for new year :)haven't had a /brit/ new year since before covid
tobinble
>>217850739hiya i feel sick and sad
>>217850765mate if it were hairy you'd know
>>217850786I'm going to my nan's
>>217850797whyy
rec me a youtube kino to watch tonight
this is my dream... my NIGHTMARE
>>217850798How would I know
>>217850814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKta3RPyLIo
>>217850786who told you thatya ma?
>>217850814https://youtu.be/yS-h5Q2QroQ
>>217850814asmr dating advice for ugly incel freaks
>>217850814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3l7ZOzOJPw
>>217850840you'd feel it
Can't stop thinking about cock which is odd because I'm 100% completely straight
First Christmas without mum this year :(
>>217850846yeah she's going to her sister's this yearI usually have to sit with her and watch jools holland or she cries
>>217850904Girls trip to Jamaica is it?
>>217850888me? Would love to suck on an Absolutely rock hard willy. Don't care how big. I just want to throat a rock hard veiny one. I am completely straight.
>>217850814https://youtu.be/ms5Ga6kNvHM?si=3MKoCSq2epKaiRb-
>>217850923dey irish diaspora but dey gon' mek a yardie baby x
i'll also be here on new year haha x
right so greenos wife is quite peng
>>217850888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFU05RjFCLY
>>217850913u cannae go?>>217850904fuck im sorry la
getting the gf grinched
>>217850888
>>217850863UM x
wont be here on new year because i saw the writing on the wall in my early 20s and made the necessary changes thus i will be spending it with my gf xx
Voicemaxxing has been going well but every so often I speak to someone who knew me with my old voice and I can tell they're confused. Fortunately nobody has called me out yet.
tight bands snapping loudly in the gherkin
>>217850980grinch that cindy lou bitch extra hard for me x
Leftypol asking his gf for consent every five seconds
>>217851005what do you mean by this?are you starting to speak in RP?
just finished box of chocolatesthat's going to be one sticky poo
>>217851005personalitymax next
>>217850952Mark Duggan was born and raised in Broadwater Farm, north London, to parents of mixed Irish and Caribbean descent.His maternal aunt, Carole Duggan, with whom he lived for several years in Manchester, was a prominent figure in the family's fight for justice after his death. Another maternal aunt was married into the notorious Noonan crime family in Manchester, which had Irish roots.
Not gay but would love to get rammed up the arse and throat by Nick Knowles and Tommy Walsh in their prime
Can't imagine anything more grim than spending Christmas day here.
>>217851045Kemani Tutti Kane Duggan was born on 9 May 2001, in Tottenham, London, England. He is the son of Mark Duggan, who was shot to death by police in 2011. After his father's death, Duggan was looked after by Marcus Knox-Hooke, one of his father's friends. This would lead Knox-Hooke to form a program to look after vulnerable youth in Tottenham.[5]Sometime afterwards, Duggan began secondary school; however, He would be kicked out three months after beginning due to his inability to control his behaviour.
"mek"
>>217851039Made my voice deeper with exercises and speak much slower to show I'm in control of the conversation.
>>217851079what about being an alcoholic degenerate who overdrinks and then makes the people you care about feel uncomfrotable and not want to be around you? cos that's me mere days ago
>>217851045sup yardie xgood to know you're here
>>217851005How and why would they "call you out"
not gay but i want to have gay anal sex in the arse with a gay man's gay willy gay
Arsenal have some top quality wog footballers, don’t they
>>217851005have you learned the grammatical rules?
>>217851094may I use these exercises too?
Presents? Wrapped.2 pints? Drunk. 3 roll ups? Smoked. Message from the toilfu? Not a word. Well lads, that's it then.
got top of the pops in
>>217851103grow up
>>217851124>Why are you speaking like that?This phrase keeps me up at night.
>>217851153why are there so many videos of these creatures running into flashlight beams
How northerners hold a pencil
>>217851153Look on the bright side, ladIf she confirms and gives her number tomorrow, happy drinks. If she rejects you like I rejected a black woman, then sad drinksEither way, drinks
>>217851143Absolutely, I've found this was the best thing to help deepen my voice and add "timbre".https://amzn.eu/d/gOYkndq
heathermong what happened to ziedy?
>>217851163Be glad that’s the worst of your worries
The superior American educational system
Watching the new knives out
>>217851163What would your answer be?
>>217851228With your boyfriend?
>>217851199ip grabber?
>>217851079
>>217851228I have a large knife.
>>217851204he's called heatherchad and he's called the belgian the belgian is at the parade still, apparently it was a sticky hour. he'll be on in half an hour
>>217851204On his shift in luh gherkin with da cronem x
>>217851199scmraung
heathertroglodyte onamadone
>>217851260That's just mental illness lad x
tinnitus has gone super duper loud agianmight actually offmyself
>>217851175If it's like hunting hares and deer, they are blinded by the light so get confused and don't move or act strangely. If they run as soon as you shine a light in their eyes, they've been lamped before and got away.>>217851190True words canslad, true words. Will be getting the drinks in tomorrow regardless, just gotta get through another day.
where's morpheus?
>>217851260sc
>>217851265untrue on all fronts
the belgian just DM'd me to say he'll be on around 10pmhaha let's get this party started
>>217850725
>>217850744the funny part is he showed some slight awareness of what a freak he was when he spent 2 days trying to quit doing it because of his menthol elfwhich means he's going to be here on thursday trying to suppress his depressing, probably suicidal thoughts while he spends all day posting his cronem spam
Irish Timmy's fiancée "It's what they do"
Hi guys Im drunk
>>217851349ktim
>>217851311NEOOOOOOOOOOOO,YOU'RE DOWNLOADING VIRUSES NEOOOOO.NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
i wanna try the australian
Don't agree with mousey on many things but I can get behind his rabid Zeidy hate
>>217851333>VFkahteem
>>217851343Oh.. she's actually looking proper ill nowWonder what tattle are saying now
>>217851260ROARINGI love the Belgian lad so much>take that, take that, whispered cronemthis is gold!
>>217851325yeh that's what he dm'd me too
>lang=bn
>>217851304i have to limit my sugar intake otherwise it's loud as fuck by the time i go to sleep
>The latest Epstein release contains a statement from a woman who claimed that in 1984, she was basically used as a sexual object by Epstein, Trump, and others, while she was 13 and pregnant, and while she was being used as such, gave birth and watched while they killed her child and disposed of it
>>217851349hi im peeing>>217851384mine is quite loud all the time but becomes ridiculous when i have a cold or whatever louder than anything atm
>>217851389ERROR: BRITISH CULTURE NOT DETECTED
need to pump ruby under the tree
sqormung
>>217851349LOL this is mestill have to toil tomorrow and not even a half daybut im wfh so its technically a day off
>>217851378he's a mercurial, once-in-a-generation talent
>>217851404Hipeeing
>>217851349hi drunk
Would kill myself if I had tinnitus
>how Heathermong holds a crayon
>>217851416nonces in high places is something both the british and the americans share
>>217851425Ktim on till 7pm
Downright curious...!!
Genuinely wish I were a woman.
>>217851268I fucked her btw
>>217851411fucking BITCH
from pop music lolnot even metal
>>217851447Only if I could be reborn as one wouldn’t wanna be a tranny not even a passing one
>>217851452and how was her quim?
>>217851442Idgi
>>217851434have come close many a time!
>>217851260Sometimes, I wonder, what would have happened if I had a better life and didn't struggle since I was around 23Then I think 'at least I'm normal'
>>217851429trulyafter his gimmick of the year victory (shared jointly with heatherchad) he's gone down as a /brit/ legend
>>217851440Holy fucking shit, orchestrated killings
>>217851447>>217851473genuinely curious how the mind of the trannard works:why? why do you want to be a woman? what benefits would it give you?
>>217851434Literally one of my biggest fears, that's why I bought ear plugs. >>217851474nice and juicy, warm inside, tighter than you would thing.
217851467from covid actually something wrong in my brain blood vessels are touching the auditory nerve
>Deepfakes of your dead loved ones are a booming Chinese business
>>217851265who is pictured in this image?
>>217851498Just want a big strong man to pump me rotten
poo coming out of the bumhole
big boys don't crybig boys don't crybig boys don't cry
>>217851442involcing
Irish Timmy's fiancée
blood thinners....?
>>217851518this can be arranged x
>>217851440source on that?>>217851493nothing new really
>>217851498Just wanna be cute lad hate being 6’3 with a big fuck off head
>>217851533sir nonce
>>217851520I only fuck fatties
>>217851518don't worry timmy
Christmas on the morrow and after that function at Grandma's housegonna have to drink with all the uncles and answer why is thero lady with me
anyone ever done a poo where you didn't have to wipe?I have
>>217851550>13 year old having their head blown off after reporting the President for rape>"nothing new really"
Billy Connolly just died :(
sorry meant >>217851547 for >>217851520too many drinks for me x
>>217851540you? an undermedicated mong who will still be posting this shit while his retirement home wog carer will be beating him over the head
>>217851530SHIT IS COMING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE
>>217851571https://isgp-studies.com/death-list-potential-government-assassinationscorrect
>>217851565Bet your mum is grateful as fuck for that
>>217851567I'm Quentin yodieI'd like to know so that I can post it too
>>217851576He's actually scheduled to die in October 2027.
>>217851551yea but being a girl doesn't automatically mean you'd be a cute oneyou could be a munteris it just body dysmorphia and that's it?
>>217851601She'd probably still be fat too if she weren't dead, you insensitive cunt.
It's hard being an unloveable 30-something incel chud at Christmas, lads
>>217851570>Roughly 70% of the world's population, or about 4 billion people, don't rely on toilet paper, instead using water, bidets, reusable cloths, or natural materials due to cultural norms, cost, or lack of infrastructure, with water-based cleansing being common in Asia, the Middle East, and Southern Europe. Toilet paper usage is concentrated in North America, Western Europe, and parts of East Asia, with the U.S. being a top consumer. me personally? i use hot water followed by wiping with toilet paper.
>>217851592YES YES YES!!!!ARSEHOLE POO
>>217851576the big yin
BBC News grammar
>>217851577Mikey, I like you. We've agreed on many things over the years but your last post was BANG out of order.
>>217851442sc
>>217851600>isgp-studiesholy based, I thought I was the only one
>>217851592SNEEZING ARSEHOLE'S SCREAMING
>>217851378>>217851429>>217851486heatherpaedo samefag :/
>>217851618lmao black nips
>>217851619fingered pinkpantheress in the yellow phonebox near there
>zeidy offline>escortmong offline>EW offline190 slowly shutting down his personas before Christmas I predict a new one coming onto the stage soonPossibly a replacement for EW
>>217851633Brits have a problem with the subjunctive mood
>>217851616even ugly women live on ez mode
>>217851571I mean yeah?people in power order killings on the regular
>>217851576aye but at what cost
>>217851636sorry too drunk to remember itdon't remind me x
>>217851678Wonder what our intelligence services get up to when nobody's looking
>>217851633You are a midwit. Tolkien used that construction in Lord of the Rings.
>>217851664I keep them on top of the urn. You want to play with them for a bit?
>>217851616Bro literally ANY woman can become atleast a 6/7 out of 10 if they hit the gym and get good at makeup/hair ANY WOMAN
>>217851672>ZeidyHe isn't Belgian. It's some jeet who speaks Bengali who's using a VPN; they cross-posted a twitter link with a Bangladeshi language URL at the end
>>217851713This is me except I haven't accepted it yet
>>2178517416-7
>>217851725Heatherpaedo and Gyaldempaedo sucking each others TWPs
>>217851741I'd need 6" heels to become 6'7"
>>217851754
>>217851741ah yes but you can't can youmight as well stay fat and unkempt mightn't you
>>217851713I can turn it around
>>217851725Obvious shoop
>>217851672>escortmongI'm done with punts for this year.Got a list of ones I want to shag next year.
>>217851748All part of 190s plan
>>217851748>no proof from archiveyeah I'm gonna take that as fake croski
>>217851771>gramaticallyIt's over for grammar pedants
>>217851768
>>217851773>another shite edit
>>217851797It's why people post >lang=bnThey immediately toned down and then stopped posting after it happened
>>217851771>So many grammatically mistakesROARING
>>217851777Im not a woman retard
>>217851840yeah but you made it up
>>217851768horror movie type shii
>>217851838
>>217851865t. Jeet
>>217851847would
ktimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XHb3ft4JE8
>>217851748that was the french mong who says "britbro" all the timehttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217313858/#217314895
mum changed my bed sheets and she put the pillows next to each other as if there was going to be 2 people sleeping in it which is clearly not the case and is the reason i stack them up
RIGHT THEN YOU FUCKING TWATSCans?
pump hrt into every white household's water supply
>>217851840That wasn't ziedyThat was a French posterI know because I replied to it:>>217314958
>>217851883>gifneck yourself mutant
>>217851903It's clearly him on a VPN
>>217851930
>>217851934Cope
#IStandwithAlbo
>>217851935do we know why this post was deleted?
>>217851935SCREAM
>>217851934he does not use a vpn
scranning
What's this grammar gimmick what did I miss?
>>217851917can I add this detail to my character for the incel novel I'm writing?
>>217851999the raped
Hi guyssssss
>>217851984can't see anything in there which might have upset the janny. complete mystery!
>>217851996Then how does he keep ban evading?
Not gay but would love to come downstairs on Christmas morning and find Jeremy Wade and his stiff cock under my tree
I will use the botnet to pretend to be zeidy tomorrow
I've had a continuous pressure in my forehead for weeks. I had a dreadful migraine and threw up a couple of days ago. Am I dying?
>>217851999raped loser
>>217852004it's all yours my friend
>>217851997yeah what?
>>217852030probably best get that checked mate
>>217852021What a christmas eve for you
>>217851922Drank all the booze already. It's over, the west has fallen.
>>217852015the grammar mistakes?
A new law in Russia bans females below age 18 from playing video games.
>>217852044the raped
>>217852032seething roastie dont forget to verify your age kek
forgot to open my advent calendar for the past 23 days
>>217852044why would you mention sucking dick of all things?? lol??
>>217852019
>>217852063mmmm means more time they could be playing with me yum x
>>217852082Meltdown
God my computer is so slow.
hi
>>217852088
>>217852083bingo
Spaino should be back any day now
>>217852017Gherkin WiFi has dynamic IP
>>217852030best just to ignore things like this and hope they go away
nigga said hi LOL
got the slade on
>>217852063Zased
>>217852092I will look like this one day
anyone else ever had a "no wanks on christmas" rule?just felt wrongsanta already would have delivered the presents by then anyway
oh shut up you little queer!!!!
>>217851768being lonely is preferable to this
>>217852139UM x
crodie is a real belgian, he gets the eurostar from brussels to london every day for his gherkin shifts
>>217852088>why are you doing what we do incessantly ONCE ask yourself that same question stupid faggot
>>217852167YepIts not allowed
>>217852063but all my favourite camgirls stream games at the same time
and where the fuck is mousey
>>217852167always have a wank on the bog at my nan'sfeels nice after a big meal and a few drinks and smelling my nan's room spray
>>217852178NopeHe says he starts a shift at 1am and he posts on a belgian flag until like 11
>>217850690>Det Ch Insp Tariq Farooqi from the Metropolitan Police has said the women who have made reports are receiving support from specially trained officers.
>>217852167used to, felt like nan and grandad would be frowning down on me for fiddling with myself on the big day. now I don't care
>>217852169oh i'm no queer
>>217852187out of all the insults why would you use faggot?? lol??
>>217852194spending his christmas tucked up in a blanket right next to his mummy
>>217852167Twice daily wanktoil never rests lad
Guysss??? HI!!???
>>217852189very fair, keep the day light, family friendly>>217852202>>217852214all the nans of the world screaming in horror
Thoughts on that Russian troon who films himself flirting with old men and BAMEs
>>217852169my dad whenever i say anything
>>217852059Rightyeahgreat
hiii
this bad world does need you
>>217852167Haven't had a wank in months. For me it was no wank when my grandparents died.
>>217852204>t. obsessed timmy
>>217851898
>>217852225omds because thats all you fuckers talk about youre a fucking idiot. let me guess, brown skin?
my dad's become a dithering retard in the past year it seemsi suppose that will be my fate in the end
>>217852257I accept your concession heatherpaedoCant even get your larp right x
>>217852284>>217852284>>217852284
>>217852241The fan blowjob video is actually really intimate and hot.
don't think this world needs me
>>217852268let me guess, raped?
currently playing: Kenshi Yonezu - IRIS OUT
>>217852302you are my world and i need you
>>217852017the likeliest answer is either that he refreshes his ip, or that he is not, in most cases, being banned at all
>>217852252Spaffed twice to the vile muck since I got home personally
>>217851176>implying we can write
>>217851411Tbh knowing what little cunts ducks are that's not so bad
>>217851725Based HeatherCHAD on the VPN tricking the Norms of the North
>gramatically mistakes
