LET'S ALL BE BEST FRIENDS WAHEYYYY edish
Disgustingly early new from canslad. Disappointing as usual
>>21785231150 year old man needs attention
don't think this world needs me.
>>217852284all of the brit posters (besides the spammers) are my friends
>>217852311might cum on my own face, looks a right laugh
>>217852311Listen lad, I want you to kill yourselfThanks x
>>217852335um,,
what did you get for mummy and daddy then?
just feel like shit. wonder whether i should go to puregym tonight
>>217852346I'd say the same to you SPAINFREAK but your liver will do it first
the cronem luv those puffy pussied katies
Might expand my escort punting radius next year, lads.So far I've only seen escorts in my city but I could visit neighbouring towns and cities.
>>217852386yeah but spaino, you're you so you need to die for the love of /brit/ x
>>217852386done that sad bastard
>>217851898Grim
>>217852356I'm waiting for sex, I'll fap if I don't get pussy on New Years eve or I will explode or lift a car and throw it.
>>217852374got mummy a french press and some decent coffee beans under the guise of a gift but I will be using it far more than her
>>217852398why don't you try young sugarbabies?
GUYS????? I’m SAYING HI
there are so many horrible phonies in the british middle-middle class. fake accents, fake personalities, just disgusting and unbearable
>>217852284chad
3 christmas parties over the next 3 days
>>217852406Obsessed mongYou replied to my post within 20 secondsI can just tell you were waiting for my reply, slathering at the mouthGet a clue and log off son
we're all friends here
get the tunes postedhttps://youtu.be/kIC0aQ56ASE
>>217852428alri
>>217852428h-hihow are u
>>217852442I don't like you
The government should install free public use suicide booths available to all adults so that I can kill myself quickly, easily, painlessly. My reason: Gender Dysphoria.
>>217852442:D
>>217852423horrible little twat
>Users on TikTok realizing they can just copy and paste the "redacted" text from Epstein file PDFs to read what it says.LOL and also LMAO
It's 'try to" NOT 'try and'Well-meaning Americans have been trying to teach Brits troglodytes this grammatical rule for decades
>>217852471Don't do it EW :(
UM x
>>217852490
>>217852440You're still you, tho, spaino>>217852442Not friends with the lad who doesn't like Keira Knightley's big bum
>>217852374got mummy an amethyst pendant and stepmummy a nice hardback book about the occultplus chocolates and wine for the both of them
>>217852493I don't believe that
>>217852504umie x
>>217852442based
>>217852493That happened when they releeased the first files years ago. It's either someone doing it on purpose or actual retards work at the DOJ.
here's a cure for your "gender dysphonia" you mong. every time you feel like a prancing forest fairy pull down your drawers and look at your DONG!!! you melt. no i dont care if its only 2 inches long
on the train
https://youtu.be/cgeEsvLhGqs
>>217852491we both live off coffee but it's instant and nescafe gold is considered poshshe'll be chuffed
hi im twirling
>>217852512works on some.did this at toil last week to read some corrupted files that were displaying wrong.
>>217852493That's not real. I just tried it
>>217852495You mixed single and double quotes. Are you going to sperg out and delete your post now that you've made ANOTHER grammatical error while trying to lecture others?
>is a condition whereLOL Brits are grammatically clueless
Good evening, my wonderful little incels
Bulgarian New World Order
i want to have sex with an attractive woman.......
>>217852526sexed her on the train in the loo
>>217852455I’m ok HiHow are you
Mad how desperate rorke is to protect a pedo
>>217852552It's a mistype not a real error
>>217852510two mums?!
>>217852526*rolls up my newspaper and whacks her feet* Off!! OFF!!
>>217852592
>>217852557>grammatically mistakes.
>>217852577i'm okin bed comfy
>>217852284
>schizophrenia is a condition where
watching that "long lost family" programme and basically every story is about women being massive whores
Schizophrenia is a condition where you make so many gramatically mistakes.
>>217852526needing a sniff of those
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rF9ST-j3u4M
called this gimp out earlier for not using capital letters at the start of sentences so now he's started doing it lol
Got the Christmas sweets out a day early I couldn't help it
Need you out of business mate
>gramatically mistakes.
>>217852672done him
>>217852666fit as
>>217852674
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
BPD is a condition in which
been talking to a girl about philosophy and politics and I have to try very hard to not Rorke out
>>217852712rorke
>>217852729FUCK!!
>>217852712Got her minge drier than the Sahara desert
heartbeats, drifting together,hot pizzaaaaaa
evil dies tonight
>>217852712Just say "hmm, that's interesting. i wonder if people from third world backgrounds would agree" a lot
Drinking spiced rum and pepsi max
>>217852712What have you saidWhat has she said
>Sir, where do you say this condition is?
>>217852764I've started drinking rum neat, it's quite nice
>>217852775we get it, yamgod <3
Been getting massive headaches when I ejaculate lately. Like my temple feels like it's going to pop haha
Canslad here with a philosophical question to start a delightful discussionIs it possible for a lad to became a can if he drinks enough cans?
>>217852813Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up you boring bastard?
Bf is wearing a thong tonight
>>217852857
>>217852856CORRRRR let's have a look then lad
bought some new jeans from jaded ldn last night when i was drunk90 quid
>yhe binble
Business idea: buy a fleet of roombas and just let them loose in town keeping it clean
>gramatically mistakes
>been talking to a girl about philosophy and politicsdo people actually do this
>>217852788Which brand
thank you for advertising my grammar gimmick
>>217852882mount gay
>>217852856um um um
>>217852865Not got a pic, but it's tiny and pink, on his big fat arse
Ah, you've finally made it
>>217852896oh ummy
Irish mums on the warpath
been getting massive heacahes when I ejaculate lately.
>>217852887it's not a 'gimmick', it's just one of your sad fixations
>>217852833No, lad x>>217852876When I was 18 at a party, I ended up getting a girl's number and going out with her a few times after drunkenly arguing about Sylvia Plath
>>217852887they've got you on the ropes LOL. you're a laughing stock!!!
>>217852918
Deport all the shitskins
>hahahah it's just a gimmick>you can stop pointing it out now haahahaha
Geonazi
>>217852923do you hold your breath
>>217852774well initially we were talking about Deleuze and desire, then we started talking about modernity and how I feel that time is compressing and stratifying which led to a discussion about how people cope with modernity and I said the liberal left copes via endless investigation and "being right" (more accurately an addiction to being right)overall point being that the left pretends modernity can be 'slain' via a perfect Understanding™which to that she said it's true of liberals but she hit me with the "liberals aren't leftists", which I knew she would and I countered by saying that's basically a cope by the left to distance itself from the failures of liberalismand that's where we're at
>>217852942please carry on! it helps spread the fundamental message
>score an own goal and then miss the game losing penaltyWhoops
Cody Ko hasn't uploaded for a while
I invented the spelling mistakes gimmick
>>217852966how big are her tits?
Irish diaspora's fiancée
>>217852876usually I wouldn't because in general women aren't clever enough but this lass has somehow gained a few clues in her time
Brutally murdered an Irishman in January 2007 in self-defense
deep dish pizza and chips for din-dins #winning #solonely
>>217852616Do you want to have sex then Or no
>>217852997when she dies he'll date another brown girlthey get on better with the underraces
>>217852984genuinely massive but I haven't shagged her yet
>>217852712last year I told my work wives about Candice Owens and now they are hooked, I've created a monster.
is it ever possible to have sex in self defence
The superior American educational system
Cronem sex arse
no chips in the freezer #uhoh #deathbyloneliness
>>217852966Over
Yeah nice one mum just buy the shit tissue-thin multipack of cheap wrapping paper that will make christmas prep a fucking nightmare what a fucking bitch
Alright ladsDo you know if you download the Epstein files as PDFs you can remove the redactions by just copying and pasting all the contents to a new document as text?https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf
>>217853045American children learn grammar and how to hold a penBritish children learn neither. We had one anon here who only learned to correctly hold a pen last week after thirty years.
get the chushkopek fired up rorke
>>217853058Black men have huge arses tbqh
>>217853045stfu nigg*r I'm not reading any of that
>>217853015oku top or bottom?
>>217853084Anything spicy?
>>217853084Yeah they did that a few years ago,>>217852521
Fucking has this new shit captcha system
>>217853100Exactly That's why I have purchased a crodie sex arse
>>217853079so far she's loving it tbqh I haven't actually said anything Rorkey yet (she agrees liberalism is a failure) but I am tempted to bring up Nick Land which would absolutely obliterate my chances I'm sure
>>217853100I have a proper thick fuckable arse but unfortunately I don't have a big black cock on the other side
HE MISPELLEDHE'S UNGRAMMATICALHE'S FELTED
>>217853045Me at 12
another day of asda delivery toilanother day without a penny in tipsim applying for waitrose in the new year
>>217853118Become a gay bottomAlso post arse
The 90s version of the Outer Limits os the best tv show made in the entire world
philosophy is bollocks
>>217853106has it what, mate?
get the black voices bloody elevated rorke
chudai
Does his blackness frighten you?
I'm not even that much of a Rorke I think we should nationalise our resources, education and healthcare should be free but then also... well... you know...
>>217853147
>>217853116i impressed a cute tranny once because he follows me on twatter
just watched Arsenal Crystal Palace now I’m going to watch the final darts game then I’m going to smoke a cigarette then I’m going to have another drink why notnis Christmas right???
>>217853152it leaves me feeling so-so
Went from early from toil as I was sick, nausea, dizziness you know I'm sick team
>>217853192Grindr lad?
How British women hold their pens while writing 'try and, 'a situation where', 'if I was them' and 'myself and her'
>>217853158sounds like socialism of a national varietyin all seriousness though re: that pic, it is very funny to think how how hypereugenic a good portion of 'liberals' would be, given the opportunity (like fat birds who immediately take the shortcut of ozempic as soon as it appears)
>>217853212Sup crodie
>>217853131Didn't even think about tipping last time I got a delivery. Was a woman so would have come across wrong anywayOcado employs lots of people I think
>>217853212Bet Aldi was packed my one was
>>217853234full grip when they are holding my penus
>>217853234How British women hold your cock (pic related):
i think i'm slowly dying desu. 31 years old and i never even had sex or gf. im relieved in a way though... i always felt that something wasnt right
>>217853244yodie
>>217853234Grammar naziing is pointless. Native speakers can't make mistakes, as long as the listener(s) understand them
>>217853244Sup bro>>217853250Quieter than I thought actually
>>217853184why not?WHY NOT!?i dunno, do whatever you want i dont care
sacked tranny skiving work on the busiest day of the year
>>217853273We yamming anything later?Gherkin tappy is thirsty work
>>217853272it helps separate the wheat from the chaff
>>217853212poorly girl :c
>>217853300We will yam some Quorn nuggets then hit the gherkin>>217853285I'm not skiving I went in and went home sick. To skive implies not going in at all.
Do gay tops actually like gay bottoms? Can't imagine having romantic feelings towards a man who would let himself be fucked
get it read leftypol
>>217853300what do you want, some crispy quorn nuggets?
https://youtu.be/lb4F37awYaY?si=Ys3wsJcXuN553syyWomen with Estuary English accent make my pee pee hard
need to slow down drank half a bottle of vodka i feel sicknow
>>217853247You had a woman delivery driver? The fuck. I didn't know asda employed women drivers. I find it difficult to believe they can do the job. Women are too small and weak and also their little brains are suited for driving. I bet they get given the easy run every shift and dont deserve tips.
Employed Women would get disappeared if they tried to enter the Gherkin mid shift
>>217853269were all slowing dying, that is the condition of living.
>>217853320Fucking he’ll is it Christmas there already
Some of you are alright but there are a particular few runtish spackers among us
>>217853379i'm literally a deranged, emotionally unstable incel with poor impulse control
>>217853408My best mate :)
>>217853316Sounds luh crodie xThe Belgian gets off his shift at 11Let's crack open some Katys at fabric
this girl hasn't responded to my Rorke-esque essay yet so maybe I have indeed ucked it up
>>217853399lol
I'm feeling like a Wokstar
>>217853427One time I went Fabric and saw the tallest BBC I've ever seen, in fact the tallest person I've ever seen. He must've been nearly 8 feet.
i might be a spacker and a runt but im not alright
>>217853352Why?
>>217853399i'd date her :3
Canslad was better when it was occasionally. This is just annoying.
Ben Shapiro is a female to male transgender.
Merry Christmas to LeftypolWishes of bad tidings to Rorke
>>217853454Long paragraphs are always uncool
Right can we please stop pretending to all be gay
>>217853498I am gay
>>217853212DIE ALREADY Well that was abit rude x
Finally watched Die HardMany characters died but did they die while hard? Unexplained and left to the viewer to decide
>>217853488very much enjoy discussions with this girl and I already told her I'm not gonna bother 'playing it cool' as it were
my parents have absolutely no sense of humour or self awarenessremarkable ive never killed them in their sleepi deserve a nobel prize or whatever
>>217853345Well my area is very easy for driving so you could be right, she was small and short too. Also had a great big beast of a woman a while ago though
>>217853506How so
mumberg insists on blasting the heating all hours it's too hot to sleep
>>217853399his entire account is apparently cope like this
>>217853534Have a bfLove cock and man arse
>>217853473p-p-p-p-purple aki
cruciatusing my nan
>>217853535Energy company CEOs love mongs like your mum, the ones who can't handle a little chill
Off to bed lads. Toil on the morrow. Maybe the toilfu situation will develop for better or worse x
>>217853477gherkin security grab keishas who try entering by their wigs and throw them outimagine how they'd treat a chi-chi man
Im scared im going to be sick
>>217853545That's horribleWhy don't you just shag women like a normal bloke
rorke btfo
>>217853487what the hell? thats so cruel. i cant believe you would say something that nasty. absolutely horrible. poor leftypol, you know he doesnt celebrate christmas. do better in future.
How northerners grip their pens
i fuckin hate niggers
>>217853577just imagine how good thin feels x
>>217853525wish you luck fren
>>217853598And a Happy New Year!
Satisfying poo produced, delivered and wrapped up again for Christmas Day
>>217853598racismlad!
>>217853560good night xoxox
just had a really great poowas a long one and they were slipping out nice and easy
Lesbians baffle me. Surely at some point in their life their biological clock ticks and they get the urge to have a baby
>>217853598why
>>217853598
>>217853584Women don't make my penis into the big penis
>>217853520look up death boner
>>217853630congrats*shakes your unwashed hand*
>>217853637they got nonced that's why they're like that
>>217853637Literally all lesbians fantasise about cock ans being impregnated by muscly men
death is mad
>>217853528Settle down nick reiner
I stepped on catberg last night when I was going to the toilethow do I check if he's injured or not, right now he's just sleeping on my bed
>>217853606I am thin
>>217853648Sounds like a medical issue
why are there always so many aussies itt. they're so rude to brits elsewhere on the internet
>>217853683Innit, you just stop being conscious and that. You never get to think ever again
>>217853532I often have to reflect on how I completely fucked my life up to have to do my shite miserable fucking job. Women have such easy lives I honestly cant comprehend what a woman must have done wrong to be that cursed. She surely must have destroyed hundreds of lives.
>>217853598You took the words right out of my mouth.
when we were growing up my parents used to pretend that out christmas lists would go straight off to father christmas without my parents seeing it and for 3 years in a row I put "see lily from school naked" on my wish list and they've mentioned it
>>217853752'
>>217853598yeah but there's a difference between blacks and niggers
still howl at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXOTbNkJfHk
>>217853714
>>217853774WHAT THE HELLY
>>217853637Lesbians aren't real. They do not exist.
right
>>217853715Can't tell if you're trolling or if you've genuinely never been outside before
>>217853752kek if true
imagine how revolting a male asshole would smell. no, i'm not being cutesy. it would be rank
>>217853774>doesn't cum the moment it goes inbooo
>>217853697if he was in pain he would make certain you know it
not gay but that webm has aroused me
plenty of retarded loser women you lot need to spend less time on /r9k/
>>217853821retarded loser women dont want me
>>217853821what are aussie birds like
>>217853797I've been outside most of today. Or in my work van.
stalkers are doxxing e-wife on twitter
>>217853835thick as pig shit generally, always got along better with European women me
Savannah BondAngela WhiteAustralian bimbo goddesses
whenever I get drunk I get gay feelings I want to suck dick fr
hm
>>217853638probably for no reason
>[Deleted]What was um?
>>217853858i prefer em ditzy. a ditzy broad with a thick australian accent. cor
gay porn
might have a fap to sisbergs nudes
>>217853897share with the class
>>217853890it gets boring eventually and also they get insecure when they realise you're smarter than them
>>217853780Literally staged
send them all back
>>217853821retarded loser women dont deserve sympathy. life is hard work for retarded loser men. but women have it so easy even if they are retarded losers all society will bend over backwards for them. all women should be in prison.
I want to sign up to fabgyys but fucking Hitler starmer is forcing me to use my passport CUNT
>>217853861whenever i do coke i wanna fuck indian chicks
>>217853921retarded loser men don't deserve sympathy either
allowed myself to be gaped by BAMEs just now as i'm a staunch anti-racist
if zoomers are all christians does that mean alphoomers are all going to be satanists?
>>217853969Grow up
>>217853946they deserve more sympathy than women. the man with the best life deserves more sympathy than the women with the absolute worst life.
>>217854026>>217854026>>217854026
>>217853969if tik tokers that feed their brains will start a trend like that then yes
>>217854029earlygood edition though
